#rudy 😂😭😭😭

[rafesthroatbaby]

gym daddies

[laz-kay]

What are some of your favorite quotes from Bob’s Burgers? Can be a top five, can be from a specific character or episode, can be from the movie, anything you want!

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[yoursweetestbunny22]

Would you do a Rudy x film writer and director social media au where it also mentions an interview they did together talking about first impressions: Rudy and reader meet by him not realising she’s the director, checking her out when he passes her smoking outside the audition building and trying to chat her up & when he asks for her name and number she says “you’ll probably find it on the front of the script” 😭😂

Thank you for your request hope you like it !!

Rudy Pankow x Director!Writer!Reader [social media au]

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rudeth love you cupcakes! and my girl<3

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hichasestucks still finding sand in weird places…

⤷randomuser CHASE?!

⤷rafecameronwife that’s not-

⤷madelyncline I’m reducing your screen time babe

⤷mady234 @madelyncline NO MADDIE IM BEGGING 😭😭!!!!!

drewstarkey why am I not in there man?

⤷ rudeth …….. sorry kook

y/nuser love u pookie<33

⤷ rudeth love u pookieeee❤️❤️

⤷user23876 I want what they have..take care of my gf rudy 😔

⤷ rudypankowupdates @rudeth babe don’t cheat on me like that 😫

madisonbaileybabe miss y’all @y/nuser PLS MAKE SEASON 4 HAPPEN

carlaciagrant omg don’t make me cry rude boy 🫶🏻

jonathandavissoficial why am I the hottest?

y/nuser

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y/nuser Penning the next chapter of Outer Banks, and it's a wild ride! 📝 Thrilled to be shaping the story for Season 4 alongside our amazing cast and crew. Get ready for more drama, mystery, and heart-pounding moments. Big thanks to my partner Rudy for always being by my side.❤️#OuterBanks #Season4 #BehindTheScenes

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randomuser IM LITERALLY CRYING IM SO EXCITED FOR SEASON 4

User3768 IM BEGGING FOR MORE JJ AND KIE MOMENTS RN!!!

rudeth I’m so proud of you princess ❤️

⤷y/nuser love you jj

⤷user6902 @y/nuser SHE CALLING HIM JJ OMG I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE

User2749 is rafe and Sofia have something in season 4??

⤷y/nuser I vote for rafe + therapy <3

randomuser if the new season brings more close-ups of John B’s abs, I might need to invest in a new TV screen…😔

User2783 RAFE CAMERON BACK ON MY SCREEN?!?!?

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obxupdates_22. Rudy spilled the tea in a recent interview he did with yn, the director and writer of outer banks, revealing his first impression of her. Turns out, he had no idea she was the boss when they first met! Caught checking her out while she smoked outside the audition building, he tried to make a move, but when he asked for her name and number, her response was, 'You'll probably find it on the front of the script.' #OBX #rudyandyn❤️

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randomuser HAHAHHA imagine rudy thinking like “omg I’m soooo that man” and she just say that😭😭

kiaramygirl they’re living a wattpad romance in real life

User36784 This interview just made me love them even more! Who else ships Rudy and Yn?

rafecameronwh0re she’s so ugly and that response?…lol

⤷user2837 it’s so funny that you think that your opinion matters…gurl he’s not givin you a chance💋

User5748 NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE JJ AND SHIP HIM WITH KIE?

User19873 let me know if y’all need a dog..I CAN BARK ��🐶🐶

User78349 yn is so THAT girl?!she wrote this badass show and is also dating rudy pankow..AAAA

[lxvvie]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRKWqPfe/ okay but I saw this and thought of you bc 😂😭🙈 imagine doing this with the guys. I always love your fun headcanons based off these funny/cute tiktoks and so I wanted to send it. (also if you do wind up doing it, idk if you’d ever be willing/would write for Makarov but I’d be curious to know your take)

I feel like someone would drop unconscious upon the reveal (I hate how the video doesn’t show it) and I just know some would be pissed you didn’t tell them earlier because they’d be worried about the baby’s health and wishing they could’ve been in touch and getting updates (let’s pretend you documented everything just for the surprise) *cough* Simon *cough* I feel like Price would swoon. Gaz would wonder if there’s not twins or triplets 😭🙈 Johnny would go feral probably just spinning in circles with his heads in his hands as he paces trying to process.

Surprisingly, I think Simon would be the one to pass out. Or, at the very least, get catatonic lmao. It was supposed to be a surprise for him but you were so excited to see your Si-bear that you jumped into his arms, big belly for all the world to see. Including him.

Let Soap tell it, he had a dream about starting a family while he was gone, and seeing your belly is all the confirmation he needed.

Gaz is just... our baby gets emotional on us. Holds your belly with so much love.

Price plays it cool but is flipping shit internally because WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL HIM!?!?!?!?

Alejandro is the one who has surprise twins. Hell, he shouldn't be surprised because y'all stay getting it in and having kids lmao.

Rudy just turns beet red.

[xo-cod]

You know that infamous ‘talk dirty to me’ scene in Criminal Minds?

Something like that has definitely happened more than once with Penelope! Reader and the boys (either with Gaz or Soap) 😂🤣

LMFAOOO and that one scene where all of them are called in to a meeting to discuss what's appropriate and what isn't 😭

all four men and reader get called in to meeting with the rest of the team all by laswell and shepherd to discuss what's appropriate and what isn't to say when out on missions. though meeting was directed at everyone, you can see the phrases you say to each of them individually on the screen as laswell speaks them out loudly, making her distaste known and making you wish the ground would just swallow you whole. price was stuttering, ghost looked bored, gaz was wincing at the phrases and soap was sniggering proud of himself for getting recognised

cue rudy and alejandro gossiping about who would say such filthy things 👀

[2econd-of-1sts]

AleRudy time!

First things first, they have two kids, both boys. Rudy struggled with fertility issues, so they spent a long time assuming they wouldn't have any kids. And then he gets pregnant twice. By accident.

Those games of contraceptive roulette paid off. Both kids are c-sections due to the issues mentioned above and the first trimesters are nerve wracking to say the least.

Alejandro dotes on Rudy like crazy during both pregnancies. The weeks after birth, he's Super-Dad, keeping the home together while Rudy recuperates. Both times he's like, "You sure you don't want to rest for five weeks instead of four?" And both times Rudy's like, "No, I want to hold our son for more than five minutes at a time and make my own sandwiches."

After Mateo is born they figure lighting's not going to strike twice, so they settle into family life. And then Mateo turns four and one day he's coloring when he looks up at Rudy and asks, "You have a baby in your tummy, right Papa?" Rudy laughs and ruffles his son's hair. "No Mi Amor, you're our only baby."

Mateo shrugs and goes back to coloring and then a few weeks later, Rudy shows up in Alejandro's office with a positive pregnancy test.

Lighting does, in fact, strike twice.

not me saving these to drafts instead of posting oh my fucking GOD— 😭😭😭😭

BUT FUCK YEAH ALERUDY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

OHHHHHHMYGOSH YES. YES TO ALL OF THE ABOVE. YEA. YUP. UH HUH. JA. SÌ. SIM. SÍ.

lmaoooooo Mateo called it! Baby boy knows wassup 😂

ugh I absolutely adore these two 🥺🙏 idk why but I love that they are boy dads. Love it. So happy that they were able to have a family 😭🙏🙏🙏🙏 like that hits RIGHT in feels for me fertility issues be wild 🥲

[blue2black]

COD incorrect quotes, but their from TikToks I saw and are now buried somewhere deep in my likes:

PART 2

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*in an Uber pt 3*

Soap: Is it that big of a deal?

Gaz: YES!

Soap: It’s just two people who love each other.

Soap: “Love Is Love”, that’s what the gay people say.

Gaz: Well, fuck them homosexuals because love and love is not the same thing in this situation.

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Makarov, holding out a gun: Put your hands up!

Price: No.

Makarov: …what?

Price: I said no.

Makarov: Why not?

Price: I don’t want to. 😒

Makarov: But I’ve got a gun.

Price: I don’t care. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Makarov: But…doesn’t make any sense! (Ō👄Ō)

Price: Too bad!

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Ghost, holding in his laughter: Johnny, I have something really important to tell you…

Soap, looking up from his sketch book: What’s up, love?

Ghost, smiling: I wanna get a job cleaning mirrors…

Soap: … *realizes this is a dad joke*

Ghost, still holding a laugh: It’s something I can really-

Soap, getting up and walking away: NO.

Ghost: -can really SEE myself doing… *breaks off into wheezing laughter*

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*Soap as soon as Price takes his eyes off of him*

Soap: Eureka! That’s it! 😃

Soap: I’ll run away! 🏃🏻‍♂️💨

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Gaz: We're an interracial couple; I let him drive just in case we get pulled over.

Alex: We're an interracial couple; everybody thinks his credit score is good 'cause of me.

Gaz: We're an interracial couple; I can wear bonnets and he can't, 'cause he'll get cancelled.

Alex: We're an interracial couple; every time we go out to eat the old people stare at us.

Gaz: We're an interracial couple; every time you see me take a family picture, people scream "get out".

Alex: We're an interracial couple; every night he leaves the stove light on, and I think it's raising our electricity bill.

Gaz: We're an interracial couple; I can say certain words that he can't, like: NI-

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Price: Are you stuck?

Gaz, hanging from a bloody rope once again: ...I AM. 😭

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Ghost: What the hell were you thinking?!

Soap: You told me not to think!

Ghost: … (Ô_Ô)

Soap: … (Û~Û)💅🏻

Ghost: … (Ō_Ō) *this bitch…*

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(Alejandro and Rudy making fun of Graves)

Rudy, laughing: PARECE ZORRILLO— 🤣

*Alejandro and Rudy fall on the ground laughing their asses off*

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Laswell: Wow, a surprisingly peaceful, domestic moment.

Laswell: When will it be ruined?

Soap, Gaz, Price, Ghost: LASWELL!! 😫😫😫😫

Laswell: There it is! -_-💢

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Laswell, who’s been hearing them flirt over coms for 50 minutes: Why don’t you two cut the horse shit, and get to the part where you admit you have sexual feelings for one another.

Ghost and Soap: WOAH-!

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(Laswell asking why they all joined the army)

Ghost: NO- *buries face into a pillow*

Laswell: Ghost, why’d you join the army? 😆

Ghost, whining into the pillow: I don’t know… 😭

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Laswell: Soap, why’d you join the army?

Soap: So I can fire guns! 😃

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Laswell: Why’d you join the army?

Gaz: … 😐

Gaz: I’ll answer that question with another question…

Gaz: Why the fuck did think this was a good idea? 🥲

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Laswell: Why’d you join the army, John?

Price: Because I had nothing better to do.

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Laswell: Why’d you join the army?

Rudy: …’cause I’m a fucking idiot. 😐 *spanish rage*

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Laswell: Why’d you join the army?

Alejandro: Why’d I join the army?

Alejandro: For money.

Laswell: What money? 🤨

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Laswell: Why’d you join the army?

Alex: To find a battle boo. 😂

Laswell: 😂

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Laswell: Farah, why’d you-

Farah: Wait- *takes off headphones*

Farah: Okay, what?

Laswell, chuckling: Why’d you join the army?

Farah: Shit…

Farah: I don’t know my guy.

Laswell: Cream? 🙂

Farah: Cream. 😌

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Ghost, smiling: Knock knock.

Soap, already so over it: Who’s there? 😒

Ghost: I eat mop.

Soap: I eat mop who?-

Soap: Ugh, Simon! *walking away*

*Ghost wheezes in pure bliss*

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*in an Uber pt 4*

Gaz: I’m not open to this. At all.

Soap: Why you not open—GET open to it.

Gaz: The only thing that was open here was..your mom’s damn legs.

Gaz: And she should’ve kept them closed for her brother.

Soap: 😧

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Shepherd: Here we go…

Shepherd: 15 years and 14 hours later…

Shepherd: Best brisket in Texas.

Graves, who purposely gave Shepherd the wrong recipe: 😏 (GRAVES, YOU EVIL BI-)

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Farah: How did you know that you always wanted to be a professional Drug Cartel Leader?

Valeria: I just wanted to be a star in any way I got it.

Valeria: I said if I didn't become a star by thirty-five I was just gonna become a serial killer.

Farah: ...well, girl, how old are you? I'm getting nervous... 😨

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Gaz: Hi! I'm the witch that won't turn you into a frog because amphibians are people too!

Gaz: Kyle Garrick! *pulls out a frog and lets it hop away*

Ghost: ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴅɪᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ.

Gaz: ...

Ghost: I'm Simon.

[nadvs]

did u see rudy’s ex gf teo’s tiktok exposing him for cheating on her with elaine 😂

I RAN TO TIKTOK. “in the shade he cheated” is killing me she told us without telling us wowww 😭 shocked bc i rly didn’t think any of the people involved were going to confirm/deny anything. damn 👀

[hunterbunter3000]

since it’s Bunny day, imagine if Sweetheart announces the day before, she is going to wear a bunny suit for bunny day to pass out eggs to everyone. Everyone is imagining her in a sexy bunny suit (playboy bunny style) and are excited.

Sweetheart rolls up in a full bunny mascot suit with a bunny head, ready to throw eggs filled with glitter at everyone 😂💀

IM LAUGHLIN SO HARD WTFFF

THE EXPECTATION AND THEN THE REALITY IS KILLING ME OMG

She comes in with a suit and head you'd see at the freaking mall, and it is DEAD SILENT

NOT ONE PEEP OUT OF ANY OF EM FOR THE LONGEST

Gaz: Uhm. Sweetheart? What is... what is this.

Sweetheart, twirling: It's my bunny suit! I told yall this last week!

Soap: This is nooottt the bunny suit we thought of.

Sweetheart, confused: Huh? What other suit are--

Sweetheart:

(She throws an egg that was in her basket and it explodes on Soap's face)

Soap, screaming: WHAT TAE FUCK IS THIS?!?!

Sweetheart: YOU ARE NASTY!! ALL YALL ARE NASTY AS SHIT

(She starts throwing glitter eggs at all of them. Yelling and dodging starts happening)

Sweetheart: THIS IS EASTER SUNDAY NOT WHORE SUNDAY YOU- W H O R E S

Soap: IT GOT IN MY FUCKING EYE SWEET STEAMING JESUS

HORANGI: SWEETHEART STOP THROWING THE EGGS WE'RE SORRY

Sweetheart: FEEL MY EASTER BUNNY WRATH

It was alot of chaos in an hour 💀 after that happened Soap and the others apologized and so did she (she didn't mean it tho) she was truly sorry for getting glitter in Soap's eye tho- that shit hurted 😭😭

Alejandro and Rudy visited, and they were NOT expecting this. Alejandro fell over laughing and Rudy was crying, holding in his laughter. They love the suit that she's wearing tho, they thought it was cute

Graves was straight up laughing and saying what she was wearing was stupid, and Krueger punched him on the shoulder. He was confused on why she was wearing this but supported her anyway.

The day passes and they haven't seen Sweetheart like- anywhere (the other soldiers and rookies were happy that they got chocolates and eggs from a big bunny but they haven't seen her anywhere-- THE GHOST OF EASTER CONFIRMED???11?1?)

The boys walk into the living area and they freeze. Sweetheart is sitting on the couch, legs crossed and arms spread across the top, wearing a tight pink playboy bunny suit.

She's wearing an extremely thin, long sleeve turtleneck under it, yet they can't breathe. The pink lace garter belts strain against her thick, black stocking covered thighs and her pink heeled foot bounces up and down lazily. Roach and Rudy feel like passing out, and they all feel a tingling in their stomachs. Sweetheart smiles. "I still feel bad about what happened earlier, so take this," she points at her costume, "As an apology." She says lowly. The boys get excited, smiling ear to ear and moving towards her, but Ghost and Price know that she's hiding something. "But," She states. Oh fuck, they were right. She pulls out a long belt with small dull spikes on it from under a pillow, the jingling of the buckle makes them all shiver (and a bit turned on)

"I'm still quite pissed about it." She says, snapping the belt loudly to see them all flinch and hitch their breaths. She smiles sinisterly, her canines baring. "So take your punishment and let's play some Easter Games, yeah?"

Happy Easter/Bunny Day yall 💓

[house-of-asmodeus]

Your self control must be immaculate. I’d never make a COD dr because I’d sleep with all of 141 AND Los Vaqueros 😂

NOOOO LMAOOOO

well Ghost is my adoptive brother😭

Price is peepaw

Gaz and Alejandro are favorite cousin best friends

Rudy is casual hang out best friend

Valeria….idk yet. We’ll see how that goes 💀

SOAP….s-sm-smaaa sm-smash smash s-smash 🤤🤤🤤

[thatsthewaythechrissycrumbles]

Could you imagine Paige behind him in watching in horror until eventually she just does it for him😂😭

no actually this video scares me

she'd be like "RUDY STOP!!!!"

[ghostiewriter]

And now Sarah and John b are gonna name their baby “JJ” or “Jackson” 🙄 and maybe Rudy will appear in the season 5 series finale like Nina did in the vampire diaries when it ended 😂😂 such a joke

god i honestly hope he doesn't at this point😭tbh the chances of me watching season five are so slim

[cherienymphe]

dude, i could not read smut about my doctors son and then go into the office pretending like nothing happened 😂😂 anon who knows rudy, what are you doing here???

Hey as long as nobody shows him my fics she can do what she wants 😭

[nijigasakilove]

The much anticipated reunion between master and student is finally here and it was as good as we’d hoped. “I’ve been down here a whole month” yea so lemme smell it lmao. That’s the best part 😭

Nah but in all seriousness really cute reunion between Roxy and Rudy and I love how awkward Roxy was at first. Throughout the episode she stays all flustered and conservative around Rudy because it’s obvious she’s into him. I think Rudy is the only one who hasn’t realised it because he still sees her as his teacher and goddess , someone who is way over mere mortal things like romance.

It’s cute that Roxy’s idea of a date is a labyrinth raid. Asking Rudy to solo tackle a dungeon took a lot of courage for her. Love how comfortable and at peace she looked just taking a nap on rudy’s back! Rudy being so much bigger than her now reminds me of how when you’re younger you think your parents are so big and strong, then as we grow up we see that they’re not as big as we remember and they need help. Often we still keep those idealised versions of our parents in our head like Rudy has for Roxy

Only thing that annoyed me though is Rudy not mentioning he got a wife and a kid on the way at all to Roxy. I know he’s too slow to realise she’s into him rn, but when she asked if Nanahoshi was his gf he should’ve been like “oh no, I’m married” wouldn’t be able to have harem antics tho if we did that ig..

Paul’s two swords/wives analogy went right over his head 😂 sylphie and Roxy would serve different roles. One helped him thru his lowest point and the other serves as constant inspiration/an ideal to strive toward..

Anyway before all of that, we need to save zenith, the whole point of this expedition. Hopefully they get there soon! The backpat scene was so funny, everyone’s hitting Rudy so hard on the back and Roxy is too scared and shy to do it lmao.

Oh yea and Paul being excited about being called stronger by Rudeus was so sweet.

[lunarw0rks]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8kd9V1s/

Them Cod boys when nurse y/n comes home lol 😂

soap & rudy especially 😭 it’s like poking a bear to them

[placeinthemiddleofnowhere]

Soap going around to everyone on base to ask them if they think he’s the asshole in the situation.😭

Price sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. “Soap, it’s not my job to give my opinion on my team’s loves lives.”

“Oh, so you think I’m right?”

“I never said that.”

Ghost stays silent but gives him one of his famous side eyes while he types up another comment on his phone

Gaz….sweet Gaz. He really doesn’t wanna be in the middle of anything but when Soap asks him what he thinks Gaz gives him a sort of pained look and sucks in a breath while shrugging.

König refuses to make eye contact while Horangi tips his shades down with a raised eyebrow.

Rudy tries to not say yes directly while Alejandro says it outright.

"Oh I think you're being more than an asshole."

"Colonel!”

“It’s true, Rudy!”

Poor Soap, nobody is on his side.

This made me laugh so much 😂 cause yeah this is pretty much how it would go whenever Soap and Frenchie have their big arguments (like every other day more or less, because y’know they’re both big dummies)

Ghost offers nothing constructive 💀 he’s just there like, not my problem you big fuckin baby.

Gaz is all earnest and tries to really softly break it to Soap that he’s pretty much the worst and needs to apologise. He’d be all gentle and trying to tell him what he needs to say and do to apologise and Soap would walk off because he’s not getting the answer he wants 😭

König and Horangi wouldn’t say a word. They’d love hearing about all the gossip from Gaz who’d be ranting about Soap never listening to him tho 👀

Rudy would be holding Alejandro back while Alejandro made it his personal mission to tell Soap exactly why he’s currently being shunned by his fave lil cuddle buddy