#ruby's rambles

[fangswbenefits]

Patch 6 drops next week, and we're getting new kissing scenes animations 🩷 FOREHEAD KISSES

[gravygranola]

okay nobody talk to me right now I'm thinking about clark kent

[upslapmeal]

"but Pyramids of Mars established that Sut-" my friend this is the three-separate-explanations-for-Atlantis show, as far as I'm concerned they can have a free-for-all when it comes to real-world mythology

"but they're ruining the canon!!" buddy I got good news for you, Doctor Who canon is a buffet and you don't have to eat anything you don't want to

[tumblezwei]

Handsomest girl in the whole wide world

[anthrubicon]

Oh my goddddddddd

Genuinely the cutest frame in the entire show

[jelliebeanbitch]

i think filmmakers just see ruby cruz and black out and wake up with a fully-formed well-written butch heartthrob in their script and they have no idea how it happened

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Cortex's stupid hologram head popping up in Crash 2 when Crash comes out of the first level without any crystals

[st-whalefall]

I miss them…

[deathchic]

“how does one serve cunt in shorts”

[anthurak]

Okay but you have no idea how much I want to see a crossover where Ruby has to deal with the standard ‘first-year philosophy student who just learned what nihilism is’-brand of anime villain who does the typical ‘the world is mean and bad’ cynicism shtick that generally sends your average friendly-optimist hero into an existential crisis…

…only for Ruby “Well that’s why we’re here. To make it better” Rose to just casually blow that shit off without a second thought and give said villain serious genre-whiplash.

Or better yet, give said villain an actual rebuttal deconstructing that viewpoint that they clearly were NOT expecting to deal with.

And yeah, yeah, the expected outcome might be for Ruby to reach out and empathize with the villain and induce some kind of redemption.

But I think it would be WAY more fun to see Ruby completely flip the script and just BRUTALLY deconstruct said villain’s whole cynical worldview just like said villain would typically do to anyone else. While perhaps also giving them a brutal ass-kicking.

Or, especially if this is a Post-Volume 9 Ruby, the villain does some mindreading-BS and is just utterly shocked at how much shit Ruby has been through and leaves his whole cynical worldview utterly and existentially BAFFLED and unhinged that all this didn’t turn her into a villain in a ‘Why are you not like me?!!!’ breakdown.

Basically, both Ruby’s and the show’s Defiant Optimism does not get nearly enough appreciation and I really want to see a more standard anime-villain get completely wrecked by it.

[fangswbenefits]

LMAO????

[veshialles]

haha yeah, I'll bet they're getting along like cats and dogs [opens door]

[closes door] oh my.. the puppygirls and the kittygirls.... it appears they are... oh my word..... dear gods...... good heavens..

[off-traveling-in-the-stars]

RUBY SUNDAY IS EATING UP SERIES 15

[sweetbunpura]

Ash could easily break the hand or other body parts of anyone who dare hurts or touches Ruby. Ruby loves that he does that because she loves to see him kick someone's ass.

Now apply that to Yuu. She's surrounded by the leech family and someone start making her uncomfortable and they get touchy with her. Sure, Yuu can handle herself, but before she can...Floyd, Jade, Ash, and Ruby step in.

Jade, threatening aura: I do believe she told you to leave her alone.

Floyd, scary look: She said to fuck off.

Ash, murderous aura and deadly look: You keep your disgusting hands off my daughter-in-law.

Ruby, very dangerous smile: Don't try it.

Yuu: Oh, so that's hereditary...Wait, Daughter-in-law?

[thetorturedlovergirl]

You better love the women on doctor who because if not I’m fucking coming to get you.

[scham-wcan]

Weiss, lingering late at night:

Ruby, clearly having woken herself up: Hey, iI thought you were coming to bed?

Weiss: Hm? Oh, right. Sorry, must have lost track of time

Ruby: Right, because you’re capable of that. What’s up?

Weiss: Nothing, just, something from a tabloid which shouldn’t be bothering me is not leaving my head, I suppose

Ruby: Pretty strong writer to say something which keeps even Weiss Schnee up, what’d it say?

Weiss: … Nothing

Ruby: Weiss..

Weiss: It just said ‘Middle Schnee Shows Off Premier Huntress Bride’, alright?

Ruby: Premier? That’s a new one, may boost my ego a little

Weiss: I don’t show you off, though. We’re partners, just calling you bride sounds too much like-..

Ruby: Your Father? Weiss, you know that’s not what we are, right? I mean, years now we’ve been together, if you were trying to make it seem ‘that’ way you’re doing a pretty poor job of it

Weiss: I just hate that it’s the narrative they want, look at Weiss and her bought and paid off wife, it’s demeaning of you

Ruby: So what’s the solution? Stay up all night glaring at it and buying the place just to shut it down? Or come back to bed and forget about it with some sleep?

Weiss: The former sounds tempting

Ruby: I suppose I’ll take the couch then-

Weiss: I’m coming, Dolt.