#rp shitposting

[soraka-in-warhammer40k]

DA SHIP HERE GOT DA COSMIK ICECUBE AND DA MAGIK BLACKPLANT! GO GRAB IT BOYZ!

"HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT'S ON MY SHIP?! Oh well, it does not matter. This is the shuriman outlands all over again. DRONES, ACTIVATE OUR NEW ACCELERATION SYSTEM! We got no time for this nonsense, FULL POWER TO THE ENGINES!"

One could not be sure what exactly Soraka had recently added to the Stardust's propulsion systems, but it was certainy not Earth-Caste approved. The modified Orca's thrusters lit up, but instead of pushing the ship forward, the fabric of reality itself was sucked into them, rapidly accelerating the ship into the exact opposite direction one would expect it to go.

[norwegian-trickster-god]

If I get this post to 2.3k notes before February CHRISTMAS (maybe extended) I’ll reveal a secret identity

[ur-local-flesh-hive]

r- o-t-t -o- g-o 🪱🪱🪱🪱

you c an tak e my wo rm s 🪱🪱 to g o

[somnibun]

So this happened to me yesterday XD I got so embarrassed I closed the whole game XDDD

[thaparasite]

STOP MOANING

IM BOILING YOU ALIVE ON A CAULDRON

IM MAKING YOU INTO A POTION

THIS IS NOT SEXY!!!!

[swaprandaljade]

[youloveamonsterlikeme]

"Took this photo of Gizmo sitting like this this morning.... Why did bro sit like that."

[winnie-is-a-cat]

Mwehehehwehe

June!!(I think that's their name)

Reblogs over Likes!!

As much as likes are appreciated they don't get my art into peoples dashes w/ the same interests :<

[cosmothecakeroll]

Fast delivery, am I right

He is tipping just like those Jenga block games...

(Gonna use this as an art account for Cosmo + roleplay account, cause they're fun as hell. Feel free to roleplay and or ask lol /ooc)

[lancer-pigeon]

open letter to hacker pilots:

you're in my computer. I'm in your cockpit. we are not the same. knock knock motherfucker. it's me. get out. im going to pry you out of your gamer chair like tearing the pit from an olive. when I find whoever's copy-pasting the Torah into my chat feeds, I'm going to make the Hercynian Crisis look like John Creighton Harrison's Tropical Beach Vacation. it cost me 2 System Points for the double birds i'm gonna flip you when I core your reactor. hack my chassis-scale middle fingers, you sniveling bastard.

[cyanorth]

does tumblr know about blindfate (darkthur/oscar)

based on this

[lavender-teardroplettes]

Did i mention that I love these two idiots?

[garblixdligzoog]

hhehehEHEheheHEHEHEHEHHEHEEEE

MY CO-LEADER IZ BAAALD!!!

Can I haz another?

[idolkilling]

parasitic urge

[thaparasite]

Cauldron? BOILING ✅️

Apprentice? TURNED INTO A RAT ✅️

Spells? CAST✅️

Orb? PONDERED✅️

Boyfriend? Not aquired and therefore not kissed ❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️

Im so lonely

[moonsprinquel]

Nightmare blunt rotation

Just based on silly chatter from a RP server I’m in!