#rp ramble

[thebisexualdogdad]

RP rambles - Freckles (Dracule Mihawk x GN!reader)

Co-written with @inhumanshadows

*initiated because of this photo and my love for freckles on stomachs*

● ”what are you doing darling?” he asks as you kiss each one of his freckles across his abs

● And he goes quiet when you get to the ones closer to his v lines

● “Everything alright? You’re quiet… even for you,” you tease him

● "Yep just... enjoying the moment" but you can feel his bulge growing under your chin

● “I can feel that…” you smile kissing the ones on his v lines and start slowly undoing his pants"

● And when you pull his underwear down it slaps against your cheek 

● "You feel that love?" He grins proudly 

● "Yes and you're about to feel something even better" you say taking him in your hand and smiling devilishly at him 

[castelia-pidove]

breaking news: giant archen attacks castle in Undella. no one injured (except for my hard work)

[moonlit-doodles]

i don't know myself well enough to know if i'm ready yet.

[rainia]

it’s so funny on twt atm because people are like “Charlie was actually crying at the end of the Only Up stream????” as if the man hasn’t demonstrated multiple times that he can cry on command,, I remember in the elden ring play-through chat was like, “will u cry if you hit 1k subs” and he was just like, “yes :)”. And then when he hit 1k, he casually started crying, single tear down the cheek and everything. Then immediately went back to playing like nothing happened lmao

[roy-todd-harper]

Jason's eyes glow in the dark and it's so beautiful.

I can never get enough.

I love him.

[hispanic-child-of-hermes]

YOURE GONNA DATE TWO PEOPLE

Lily what the fuck?!?????

[cyanorth]

does tumblr know about blindfate (darkthur/oscar)

based on this

[madson-of-hermes-notluke]

Open RP Starter because I'm bored and it's 4 am 👍

Maddox rolled around camp, finally settling on a spot next to a large tree where he could sip his lemonade while he observed the other campers' antics. He was having a fairly enjoyable evening, no assholes commenting about his physical conditions and no gods threatening to smite camp, so it had to have been a good day for good things.

Or maybe he'd spoken too soon. Someone barreled into the tree next to him, jarring him out of his serene mind. "Hey, watch it."

[serendipitous-girl]

okay twst theory: i was talking to my sister last night (the one who introduced me to twst) and she told me about the theory that the last book will be yuu & grim combining plus overblotting. Which made me think of why ramshackle was created in the first place. Each dorm was made for each of the great seven, so why was there an extra dorm? Which made me imagine what if overblotted yuu& grim become whatever villain used to inspire ramshackle?

Of course I don't know what villain would be or why they aren't part of the great seven anymore, but I thought it was a fun thing to think about. If anyone else has anything to add or even refute my theory lmk! :D

(I have recently started the game and have only finished book 1 so try not to give any spoilers!)

@acesgarden since ik you like this game

[becauseplot]

Philza Minecraft is a survivalist. 

Everyone knows this. He's the "Hardcore guy." He's an expert in the inner-workings of the natural world. He's vigilant. He knows how to hold his own in a fight, and he knows when to cut his losses, too. He knows how to keep himself alive. By extension, he knows how to keep his team alive as well. It only makes sense that they elect him as the leader of red team.

Philza Minecraft is a team player.

This is why he's always happy to go grinding for materials when the team needs it. Even if he tends to get a little distracted sometimes, wandering too far, forgetting to check global chat or talk in the team vc, he checks in with his friends and does what he can to keep morale up when everyone is feeling down. He recognizes the ease with which Cellbit operates in this environment, so he lets the man call some of the shots, or give Phil instructions. After all, Cellbit led the Ordo for months. Phil trusts his judgement. Why not play to their strengths? 

Philza Minecraft is an adapter. 

His biome doesn’t matter, nor his circumstances, nor his equipment. He’s started over more times than he can count. Working under stress isn’t something that hinders him, nor changing environments. If the game of the day is complete the tasks, he can complete the tasks. If the game of the day is kill a player, he can kill a player. He might hate it, but he can do it. For the sake of his friends, of his team, of his kids, and of their collective survival, he can do it.

There is something else worth mentioning. 

Philza Minecraft is a liar. 

Oh, but you’ll never catch him in a lie, because it’s never what he does say. It’s what he doesn’t. It’s the details he omits. It’s the parts of the tale that he glosses over so that the bedtime story isn’t quite so scary. He’ll give you everything he wants you to have and hold the rest of it close to his chest. Or, more accurately, he'll slam it in a locked box and shove it under his bed with the rest of his monsters. 

He was an asset to the Empire. 

Back then, he always asked the right questions: not "why," but "how," and "when." Back then, he knew he was valuable, so he kept himself alive. Back then, "the Angel of Death" wasn't so much a nickname as it was a title he earned. A rank.

He never became a general. The promotion was there, and he was more than qualified, he just never took it. He was content to let his friend take the helm, because Phil knew what he was.

"Knew." "Was." Was, was, was. (Come on, now, Phil. Don't be daft.)

Philza Minecraft is a liar; the man he lies to the most is himself. Yes, Purgatory is fucked and twisted, and he hates what it forces him to do, but not because it's hard. No. Because it's far too easy.

At the end of the day, what matters most is that Philza Minecraft is an arrow. Let someone else nock him in a bow. Let someone else draw him back, point him in a direction, let him loose, soar, fly. Resources, gear, tasks, points, kills, blood---it makes no difference. Philza Minecraft won't stop until he hits his target.

[shandzii]

dont be shy,, show us more human au shenanigans 🙏😇

Oki have their swap AU versions akdhks

Gab is a lot more healthy and is well put together. He's rly into astronomy and is studying to be a teacher.

Meanwhile Sammy is public enemy no.1 and is not a good influence ajfhsjf he will commit arson. Hasn't been in contact with his family for a while.

[thebisexualdogdad]

RP rambles: inhuman!reader (Daisy's brother) x Deke Shaw meet Buggy

Co-written with @inhumanshadows

● Imagine the team gets sent across the multiverse where they end up in the one piece world

● Inhuman!reader after meeting Buggy "I can't believe in this universe you're a clown pirate"

● Deke "I know isn't it awesome!!"

● Buggy seeing Deke with his face “well hello handsome.”

● Daisy “oh god no…”

● May "we need to figure out how to get back home immediately"

● Deke "but can't we be pirates for a while??"

● Daisy "no way, they don't have showers here"

● "We just spent a year in space how is this any different"

● Daisy "don't take Dekes side just because he's your boyfriend"

● “I’m not.”

● Daisy “Or cause you wanna bang pirate deke.”

● “I’m… not answering that.”

● Then you do end up in bed with both deke and Buggy and its heaven

● Daisy when she finds out the next morning “I’m in hell.”

[garblixdligzoog]

hhehehEHEheheHEHEHEHEHHEHEEEE

MY CO-LEADER IZ BAAALD!!!

Can I haz another?

[isla-morningstar]

《A video loads. Isla is sat curled up in a ball in thr corner of a room. Her comm broken in half is sat in front of her.

She has her eyes closed, it's pitch black in the room.

"I shouldn't have lef-" she starts to say before her eyes close and she tips over passing out

"her cords are xx,xx get here soon or you'll never see her again" a mystery voice says

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

[ *Tick, Tick, Tick.* ]

[ Well that sounds familiar. In the middle distance, the pale figure, that Chronomancer, is walking towards your shop. He carries the limp (and ragdolling) body of one notable Pickpocket. ]

[ He seems to skip forwards a bit, standing before you in less than a second, as if by teleportation. ]

Right. Did I overshoot this again, or is this after we had or conversation about this idiot?

[ He nudges the Half-elf. ]

( @pale-gear-mage and @local-pickpocket )

“Ya, you got it this time. Well it did happen after for me but still _____ should remember this time.”

“Ya Jerry I remember the first meeting, so chronomancer, you have the ring?”

[castelia-pidove]

@flowerboy-barista's Caramel seems to enjoy the sun :>