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On September 26, 2017, Sarah held a press conference for the “Royal Christmas Gala”, at the Kaisersaal room at the Potsdamer Platz in Berlin, Germany. Gregorian, and guest performers of the show Narcis, Fernando Varela, Mario Frangoulis, and producer Frank Peterson also participated in the press conference. The “Royal Christmas Gala” tour featuring the Royal Symphony Orchestra visited Denmark, Finland, Estonia, Russia, Lithuania, Latvia, Belarus, Germany, Switzerland, Czech Republic, Poland, Hungary, Croatia, Slovenia, and Austria for a total of 23 dates between November and December 2017.
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Pictures that fuel the 007 vettonso au that exists in my head(for now)
Also go listen to "You Know My Name", and think of Vettonso while doing so because I think it is SOOOOOO them coded(but also f1 in general tbh.) And also if you've seen Casino Royale, hey, remember that chair scene? >:)
#anwyays some thoughts on the au:#thinking that seb is Bond of course and Nando is a former 00 agent whos gone rogue 🤭#(<- so basically like Raoul Silva lol)#(also my god basically im weirdly obsessed w the daniel craig bond movies(mostly casino royale) +#(+ bcs my brother and i watched all of them in two days last Christmas so theyre just forever embedded in my consciousness ig)#(SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME YKNOW)#tbf the only reason this au is just in my head is bcs it would require me to draw them more masc handsme#bcs bond is not a twink(😔) and im not good at drawing men like that so UGH#mayne one day itll make its way into art. would you guys be satisifed w chibis? 🥺#i wanna recreate one of those iconic movie poster poses or smth but yeah not my forte ig#but if i was drawinf LESBIAN james bond id be on it instantly(one day. one day...)#<- speaking of that. fucking hilarious how i can only draw fem men and masc women. duality!!!#but gaahhhh yeah this au is sponsored by eternal casino royale brainrot#just imagining vettonso playing cat and mouse is so !!!!!#also side note. all these pics are from various fia galas. waahhhh wouldnt that be an interesting setting for a bond film#i bet bond would like f1 🤭🤭 fast cars!!#also bond au btw literally originally just comes from the fact that they both race for Aston...its just so fitting#the fact that seb actually named his amr21 after a bond girl!!#well dw bcs Fernando in this can be both his bond villain and his bond girl. dualityq#fernando is an mi6 agent(0014) who seb looks up to but he defects and turns evil bcs seb gets promoted above him#as grace said when i told her this: seb would be a great Bond with his cockiness and jokes and confidence etc etc#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#vettonso#catie.rambling.txt
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Biker AU - Fate (Curtis Everett)
Coffee Shop AU - Barista!Steve Rogers
College AU - Tenure (Charles Blackwood, Curtis Everett) - Tutoring (Ari Levinson, Bucky Barnes, Lloyd Hansen)
Corporate AU - Tech Tuesdays (Multiple characters)
Fairy Tale AU - Magic (Jefferson/Mad Hatter)
Flower Shop AU - Flowers in Storms (Lee Bodecker)
Mafia AU - Changing Minds/Constant Change (Nick Fowler) - Dream Come True /Nightmares (Curtis Everett) - Hummingbird /Dragonfly (Steve Rogers) - Sparks Fly/Frayed (Mace)
Maid AU - Cleaning Up (Jonathan Pine)
Omegaverse - Alphas & Algorithms (Curtis Everett) - Beta!Reader (Bucky Barnes, Hal Carter)
Royal AU - Sir Everett (Curtis Everett)
Soulmate AU - All Your Lovin' (Captain Syverson) - Alpine (Bucky Barnes) - Lloyd's Soulmate (Lloyd Hanson) - Sleepy Surprise
Werewolf AU - Prologue (Hal Carter, Jake Jensen) - Werewolf Steve (Steve Rogers)
By Character (characters I've written more than a couple stories for)
Bucky Barnes
Curtis Everett
Hal Carter
Jake Jensen
Lloyd Hansen
Nick Fowler
Steve Rogers
Character Reactions
I need kisses
Tell me I'm pretty
Holiday Stories
Christmas - Baby's First Christmas (Curtis Everett) - Music in the Air (Bucky Barnes) - 'Tis the Season, Sir (Steve Rogers) - Last Christmas (Nick Fowler, Hal Carter)
Halloween - Laughingstock (Dark!Steve Rogers)
Valentine's - Lloyd's Valentine (Dark!Lloyd Hansen)
Miscellaneous
Always the Bridesmaid (Jonathan Pine, Nick Fowler)
Bad Day (James Mace) - Bad Day Alternate (Dark!Ari Levinson)
Bets (Bucky Barnes, Jake Jensen)
Bittersweet (Dark Skinny!Steve)
Cops and Robbers (Lee Bodecker)
Dandelion (Hal Carter)
Done This 100 Times (Mordecai)
Grumpy Days (Multiple characters)
In the Woods (Chris Beck, James Mace)
Missing You (Johnny Storm)
Museum Tours (Steven Grant)
Panic Attack (Walter Marshall)
Pen Pals (God the Bounty Hunter)
Photos (Jake Jensen)
Receiving Affection (Multiple Characters)
Retaliation (Dark!Jake Jensen)
Self-Care Weekend (Bucky Barnes)
Selkie Story (Mace)
Stickers (Bucky Barnes)
Stuck (Ransom Drysdale)
To the Rescue (Kyle "Gaz" Garrick)
Inspired by Others
Alpha to the Rescue (unnamed character)
Andrew's Downfall (dark!Andy Barber, dark!Lloyd Hansen)
Angry Ari (Ari Levinson)
At the Gala (Multiple Characters) - After the Gala (Harald Finehair)
At the Gym (Unnamed SStan character)
Bouquet Event Masterlist (Multiple Characters)
Charity Auction (Multiple Characters)
Detective vs. Mafia (Clark Kent, Steve Rogers, Walter Marshall)
Don't Open the Door (Curtis Everett)
Global Warming (God the Bounty Hunter)
Ice Cream (Hal Carter)
Jealous (Nick Fowler)
Kidnapped (Multiple Characters)
Quiet Night (Bucky Barnes)
Royal Security (Nick Fowler)
Sacrifice (Demon!Lloyd Hansen)
Secret Crush (Lloyd Hansen)
Speed Dating (Jonathan Pine, Lloyd Hansen)
Too Old? (Unnamed Character)
Unexpected Guest (Curtis Everett)
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Gleam and Glitter — hhj
‣ pairing: hwang hyunjin x reader
‣ genre: fluff, implied friends-to-lovers, rich-kid!au
‣ wc: 3.4k
‣ summary: You’ve quickly established that no one at this damn charity gala cares about the event’s purpose. They were just there to party. And you wanted nothing else but to leave; alternatively, in which Hyunjin saves you from your misery to see the city’s Christmas lights.
‣ warnings: lots of being annoyed at the rich (even though reader and hyunjin are rich), 1st world problems, reader’s wearing a dress and heels but no specific pronouns are used (I’m pretty sure), the pair eat some desserts
‣ an: 2nd part for my True Love Gave to Me Series! It's a little slow at first but the parts near the end are cute! Just like the Mark one, I wish I could write more for these two, I srsly think I could've done more but still,,, ENJOY!
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The venue was beautiful.
The ballroom was transformed into the party’s theme, Winter Wonderland, adorned with white, silver, and royal blue decorations. From the ceiling hung giant snowflakes, lit up with twinkling lights that glowed softly within the dim room.
The dance floor, placed in the middle of the room, was surrounded by tables draped in pearly white table cloths, giving it all a sleek, clean look. You can tell how much planning had gone into the centrepieces—delicate ice-looking glass sculptures of various animals. Within each of them were more lights, drawing out the details of the sculptures.
At the other corner of the room, the live band had already begun their setlist. They were dressed in blue or white, or both, as it was the theme of the party. You couldn’t quite tell what song they were playing, but it sounded nice and classy.
And guests were trickling in, entering the room hand in hand with their plus ones. You can tell that they were all in awe from the scene. I mean you don’t blame them—the scene looked like something straight from a movie. Whoever had planned and decorated the venue knew what they were doing.
The venue was beautiful… Too bad most of the people attending were snobby rich bitches who really don’t deserve anything good (respectfully).
The main purpose of the event was to raise money for charities involving children for god’s sake—sure it was okay to go all out and grab the attention of the wealthy, but it was so painfully obvious that two-thirds of the guests didn’t give a single fuck about the charities. They were just there for the publicity, hoping to look good in front of the press and it pained you.
It pained you because, although you barely had the capacity to have passions for anything, you did know that you wanted to use your money for good. And heavy on the good for children.
The party was now in full swing, guests mingling in practically every corner of the room. The live band had just been replaced with a DJ, party songs blasting through the speakers. A small part of you does want to join in, but you wouldn’t say that you associated yourself with any of the people here.
There was one person who you did love being around—your best friend, Hyunjin—but you simply weren’t sure where he had disappeared off to since you had greeted him at the start of the party.
“Shit.”
You’re not sure how you hear Hyunjin groan as he slumps in the seat next to you. He stretches his back over the chair before falling limp.
You can’t help but laugh, “What’s up with you?” You shift in your own chair to look at him, your blue evening gown getting twisted underneath your ass.
“My parents introduced me to like—I don’t know—six old business owners?” Hyunjin mutters, “I don’t even remember a single one of them.”
“Well, you gotta start working on that future CEO,” you joke, slapping his back, “Don’t wanna be the boss who calls his employees by the wrong name, do you?” You know Hyunjin hates when you call him future CEO, because, well, he doesn’t actually want to take over his father’s company once he retires. But being the only child in his family, it’s a responsibility that he couldn’t really get out of.
“No,” he pouts, lips jutting out.
You let out another laugh, this time rubbing his back to provide some kind of comfort. From a nearby group of people, you hear people laughing, though it didn’t seem genuine. You echo them.
“Y/N, they’re gonna hear you!” Hyunjin nudges your arm. “No they won’t. They’re all just caught up in their own world,” You roll your eyes. Then you dramatically say, “Oh how I wish to leave this place.”
There’s a few beats of silence between the two of you. Just by watching Hyunjin, you can tell he’s thinking, eyes darting back and forth as if he were reading a page of a newspaper.
“Would it be crazy if I asked you to run away with me?”
Your heart misses a beat, “What?”
“Run away with me,” Hyunjin repeats. He’s almost expressionless, staring back at you as he waits for a reply.
You blink at your best friend, utterly confused by the nonsense coming out of his mouth, “Hyunjin, you really need to be more specific with your words.”
Hyunjin brings a corner of his mouth up towards one side of his face, trying to word what he was asking of you. It wasn’t that difficult to explain, yet Hyunjin’s short on words right now because of all the introductions he’s just had.
“Do you know what an Irish goodbye is?”
You shake your head, “No? Is that even a thing?”
“It’s when you just leave without telling anyone,” Hyunjin explains, “So… let’s leave without telling anyone.” There’s a youthful glint in his eye and you just know that Hyunjin’s ready to take off. He’s excited, even, just thinking about leaving and getting away from this place. You like the idea, too.
“And do what?” Hyunjin shrugs and your face contorts, laughing, “You’re the one who’s suggesting to leave and you don’t have a plan?”
The smile Hyunjin flashes is one that shows off his bottom teeth, brows raised and eyes widened, “Sorry, I didn’t actually think you’d consider it.”
“Do you even know me?” you scoff, “Of course I wanna leave. Anything to get away from these people.” You scoot forward in anticipation to go, but you still really want to hear what Hyunjin’s plan is.
Hyunjin searches the room as if it were going to hand him the answer. Then he hums and looks back at you, “Do you want to go downtown?”
Without any hesitation you nod, “Yes.”
Hyunijn watches as you scan the room, eyes trying to weed out your parents and his. You could guess they were speaking with people you’ve grown familiar with, so you try to pick them out, too. When you couldn’t spot any of your parents, your eyes darted in Hyunjin’s direction, eyes wide and round. “It’s clear.”
You don’t warn Hyunjin before you shoot up onto your feet, trying your best to keep discrete from any wandering eyes. The heels under your feet almost fail to support your pace, but you pay no mind, eyes dead set on the doorway furthest away from anyone’s attention. Hyunjin’s close at your tail, turning back every few steps to make sure that there was absolutely no one watching you both leave.
The adrenaline’s causing your heart to pump above the average, and you can’t help but let out a laugh the moment you reach the door, soon finding yourself in an empty corridor of the venue (save for the doorman at the front and the woman attending coat check).
Hyunjin stumbles out after you, breathing heavily, “You didn’t even tell me you were going to take off like that!”
Ignoring Hyunjin’s exclamations, you start making your way toward coat check, heels clicking against the marble floor. Hyunjin is unsure how you’re moving so quickly in heels, but he chooses not to question you.
“Y/N~” Hyunjin whines, “Slow down!”
“If we’re not quick we’re going to get caught,” you shoot a reply over your shoulder. You kindly ask for your coats, retrieving them within seconds before you toss Hyunjin his jacket. “Yeah, but we need to wait for Mr. Jang to come pick us up!”
By the time Hyunjin finishes his sentence, you both find yourselves outside of the venue, cold air instantly nipping at your exposed skin. There were cars whizzing past, all probably on their way to your desired destination. Right at the bottom of the steps was a sleek black car, similar to what your family owned, and a man who you recognized as Mr. Jang, the Hwang’s driver.
“So you did plan this!” you look over at Hyunjin.
Hyunjin shakes his head, “No, but Mr. Jang will jump at any chance to actually do something.” The boy leads you down the steps and reaches the vehicle before you do. He greets Mr. Jang with a bow and then tugs on the door’s handle, opening it for you to hop in. You can’t help but giggle at the gesture, giving Hyunjin a look before sliding in. He shuffles in after you, smiling out of excitement.
“Where to, son?”
“Downtown, please.”
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It’s when you both get to downtown that you realize that neither of you knew where to go.
Sure, the plan was downtown but the city was a big place. Hyunjin should have been more specific, because right now, you were both standing in the middle of a busy street trying to decide which direction to go.
“Close your eyes, spin, and then stop when I tell you,” you suggest to Hyunjin, who’s trying to search his phone for any places you both could visit.
“How about you do it!” Hyunjin’s brows furrow and he pouts, “It sounds like you’re going to ditch me.”
“Now why the hell would I ditch you,” you sigh, “Just do it. I would do it, but I’m in heels.”
You gesture for him to go on with the action, but not before he mutters a ‘the heels didn’t seem like a problem earlier’, earning him a thwack on his shoulder.
Squeezing his eyes shut, Hyunjin sticks an arm out, using his index finger to point. Then, he begins to spin clockwise. From an outsider’s glance, this man probably looked ridiculous—he was dressed in formal attire and spinning like a top, almost taking out a few passerbyers in the process.
You were finding this so amusing that you almost forgot that you had to tell him to stop.
And when you tell Hyunjin to stop, he somehow ends up with his finger just inches away from your nose. You burst out laughing, your hands coming up to clutch your stomach because, for one, Hyunjin took the challenge seriously, and two, he looked absolutely ridiculous just standing there eyes closed and pointing.
You don’t notice how Hyunjin’s eyes finally flutter open to see what was going on and how his taut expression relaxes the second they land on your bright figure just laughing, even if it is at his expense. His arm drops to his side, making a muted whap against his jacket. This catches your attention.
“I’m sorry,” you say, wiping a tear that has managed to slip out of the corner of your eye. And when Hyunjin doesn’t answer immediately, you take a step closer to him, “Hello?”
“O-okay, so, that way!” Hyunjin’s brought back from space, head shaking. He side steps and walks around you, leading the way down the street while making sure you were following him.
Hyunjin has no idea what just happened. It wasn’t like it was the first time he's seen you happy. In fact, you’ve always been happy around him. So, why did he suddenly freeze seeing you happy this time?
Hyunjin shakes the thought out of his head, dismissing it as the remnants of wine from the party still in his system, and continues walking down the street, just a few paces in front of you.
You and Hyunjin weave through the people walking down the street against you, hands full with shopping bags or stuffed deep into their pockets. The pace Hyunjin had taken began to speed up, as if he had spotted something over the crowd that you couldn’t quite see even with heels.
Glancing back, Hyunjin gently latches onto your wrist, afraid that you’d get lost in the sea of people, pulling you closer before he continues to step through the occasional gaps between bodies.
“Where are we going?” you say out of curiosity. Hyunjin’s too occupied to answer you, still keeping his grasp firm around your wrist. He tugs you along for one more block, and by then you can tell that he did have an idea of where you were. Hyunjin knew where to go.
You feel like you’re able to breathe again when Hyunjin leads you into a plaza, and you let out a breath that you didn’t even know you were holding in. There was more space for people to walk around, buskers at each corner of the opening, and restaurants decked out in Christmas lights and decorations. Some places were blasting Christmas tunes out of outdoor speakers and, from afar, you can see Santa Claus taking pictures with children. You feel your heart fill with warmth in the atmosphere, excited to wander around and kill time with Hyunjin.
“Do you want to eat something?” Hyunjin questions. The boy halts in front of a food truck, head falling back to scan the menu. The food truck was a dessert truck—candied fruit, ice cream, cake pops, and more. You can see that they also sold drinks.
You nod, “What are you getting?”
“I’m thinking a cake pop… you?” The line shifts forward and you both take a step forward to follow.
You hum and try to decide on your own treat, “Can you get me candied strawberries, please?”
It takes a little bit to reach the front of the line and finally receive your food. When the man on the truck hands Hyunjin the food, you go to grab it but Hyunjin refuses to let you take it, pulling the treats back to his own body. “Huh?” you frown, “Do you want me to pay you back or something?” Your mouth was practically watering at the sight of the tanghulu. It was almost unrealistically red, like strawberries you’d find in cartoons.
“It’s cold,” Hyunjin shakes his head, “You can keep your hands in your pockets… I’ll hold it for you.” Then he holds the stick up to your lips, “Here.”
Your brows furrow and you groan, “Hyunjin, I’m capable of holding it myself, you know.” You’re quick to grab the stick from Hyunjin and give him a look, “But thanks anyway.”
Hyunjin grins, "Alright, suit yourself." He takes a bite of his cake pop as you enjoy the sweetness of the candied strawberries. The plaza is filled with a festive atmosphere, and you decide to stroll the rest of the area while munching on the treats.
By the time you were halfway finished with your food, you had been able to properly take in the scene of the plaza. It was actually much larger than it was at first sight, the area stretching down another block or two of buildings. It extended into a wide pedestrian mall, with shops busy on either side of the broad walkway.
Everyone there looked happy, like characters in the background of a movie. They minded their own business, stopping to watch the street performers entertain the passerbyers, or taking impromptu stops at the local shops lined up along the mall.
And though it did seem like such a first world problem for you to want to experience this without the stress that your parents constantly impose onto you to run a company, you like to think that your feelings still count. Even just a little.
“Look over there,” Hyunjin speaks up. He’s pointing further down the road and into a smaller plaza. There were people skating on a small, man-made, ice rink.
A gasp leaves your mouth as you when you take notice of the gigantic Christmas tree sitting off to the side of the rink. It had been strung from top to bottom in lights that occasionally changed colours. Ornaments decorated the tree with large ornaments, accented with ribbons and garland.
It was beautiful.
It was beautiful and you wanted to go get a better look at it.
Leaving Hyunjin’s side, you begin walking ahead of him, long forgetting the tanghulu in your hand. And just like earlier, Hyunjin calls for you to slow down, mainly because you were charging through the crowd with a pointy skewer, but also because he cannot catch up. You paid no mind to his attempts to slow you down. You were already dead set on catching a closer glimpse of that tree.
Hyunjin reaches you when you finally choose to stop. Your head falls back to look at the tree from its topper to its base, mouth falling open in awe, “Tell me why I’ve never seen this before.” Then you turn to look at Hyunjin, who’s looking at the tree himself, “How do you think they decorated it?”
Hyunjin lets out a laugh in the form of air shooting out his nose, “Cause all we know is work and school and business. I guess we never really have the time to enjoy these things, do we?” Then he thinks up a clever answer for your second question, but fails, “And honestly, I don’t know. Maybe one of those man lifts?”
“You’re right,” you laugh, “We need to Irish Goodbye more often if it means we get to see more things like this.” You glance around the area and find a bench nearby. Wordlessly, you grab onto Hyunjin’s sleeve and tug him along to sit.
You can feel how cool the metal bench is through your dress, but you lean back anyways, continuing to admire the Christmas tree. It was weird because you were feeling this sort of delight growing in your chest just at the sight of the decorated tree, though if you were asked what you were feeling you wouldn’t be able to put words to it. It was like the cherry on top of the sundae, perfectly fitting the ambience of everything that you and Hyunjin have seen tonight.
And for Hyunjin, sure the tree and the lights strung up all over the plaza were beautiful, but he was having a hard time keeping his attention on them, and instead kept taking glances your way. It was probably the fact that this happiness was different than the ones he’s seen before. It was like your inner child had jumped out, eyes filled with all the galaxies the universe held.
The corners of his lips had stretched at the slightest, eyes following in pursuit.
Hyunjin realizes now that if you were happy, he was happy. And he’d do anything to make it happen.
But he wouldn’t admit that to you just yet.
Or anyone.
It was enough for now that he had admitted it to himself.
Feeling eyes on you, you catch Hyunjin looking at you, expression soft. "What's up with that look?" you tease, your eyes narrowing. You lean over and nudge his arm with your shoulder.
Hyunjin feels heat rush to the apples of his cheeks and the tips of ears. He hopes that you don’t notice, “It’s nothing… just thinking about how we should actually do this more often.” Hyunjin pries his eyes away from you and forces himself to look at the tree which, frankly, wasn’t as pretty as you.
“We should…” you nod, “This is way better than the gala.”
Hyunjin agrees silently.
The two of you sit there in a comfortable silence, just taking in the environment. It wasn’t everyday that you both got freedom like this and it was nice. And you can tell that Hyunjin felt the same.
Before you finally go to speak up after a while, your phone rings. Glancing at the caller ID, your heart rate shoots up when you see it's your parents at the other end of the line. You quickly answer it to not cause suspicion, already sensing the concern in their voices.
“Hello?”
"Y/N, sweetheart, where are you?" your mom asks. You could hear your father’s voice saying something in the background, followed by another man’s voice.
"I’m still at the venue," you lie, "I just needed to get air. Why?"
“We found the owner of—” You roll your eyes. Of course.
“I’ll be right there, mom,” you say flatly, “Bye.” And you hang up.
“So?” Hyunjin questions. You notice that he had shifted in his seat to look at you, “What did she say?” He didn’t want to get you in trouble.
“She was talking about the owner of some company,” you shrug, “But that means we have to go.”
You stand up and take one last look at the tree before you have to drag yourself back into your own reality. It was good while it lasted.
Hyunjin frowns at your expression and gently takes your hand in his, “I’ll take you back here soon.”
You smile, eyes lighting up at the thought of coming back here again (and in much more comfortable clothes, too). “Promise?”
Hyunjin’s glad to see the joy instantly return to your previously deflating figure and nods.
“Promise.”
an: Thank you soso much for reading! Pls stay tuned for the upcoming members!
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They took things to court alright, first the court of public opinion and then the court of law. Depending on the audience people had a propensity to believe them especially in the early days and because they were the only one talking. Before that they always had PR and spilled stories but it was when they were in Tyler Perry’s spare mansion that they launched that court case against the press. They put out so many grievances that the court had to chop things down to what’s really necessary. I remember someone saying that, that’s a method that anyone uses but it was just so perfect for the Harkles. An opportunity for them to keep sharing how others did them wrong. I accidentally ran into a sugar who claimed that aside from Finding Freedom, Spare, the Netflix documentary and the Oprah interviews, the Sussex’s Harkles never speak out that “Toxic Family” and yet they can’t stop talking about the Sussex. The cognitive dissonance stunned me.
Minus the dog biscuit and raspberry jam, what do you predict their next move is? As a couple or just individuals?
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Old ask from June 14th
Well, they really only have two options: shit or get off the pot. Or for the polite society, move on or shut up.
“Move on” could be a bunch of different things, and not necessarily just divorce or separation. It could very well be moving back to the UK or moving to Africa. Launching ARO instead of ducking up the paperwork every other week. It’s fully immersing themselves in their philanthropy with Archewell. It’s committing to one specific project or effort instead of trying to be everything and everywhere. It’s launching their kids.
As for shutting up? Well, that’s easy. It’s living their own lives instead of keeping up with the Royals.
That’s what they *should* be doing: shutting or getting off the pot. But we know they’re not gonna do that.
But as for my predictions for what happens next? I think we’ll see some “happy family/loved up couple” PR to go with Harry’s birthday and to compete with the Waleses’ new video.
In October, they’ll go back to their separate narratives; Harry will probably capitalize on his NYC visit with some stuff for veterans or Invictus to support Remembrance Day/Veterans Day and promote Vancouver 2025 and Meghan will go back to her mama bear/best friend-to-ever-friend schtick or she’ll try to do something politics for the election. I suspect Harry will go back to the UK for something to conveniently be available to serve as a Counsellor of State while Charles is away. Maybe there’s a WellChild thing?
Separate narratives will continue into November with Harry probably being MIA because he can’t bear to not wear his uniform and perform his solemn empathy for sacrifice at the Cenotaph. Meghan will most likely be at the Baby2Baby gala red carpet again (it’s November 9th, which is also the Festival of Remembrance for the BRF). They’ll come together mid-month for “happy family/loved up couple” again to get some content to push out for the holidays. I’m not totally sold on them going to Africa for a third fauxyal visit yet, but if they did that, it’d be sometime in November to compete with William’s Earthshot trip.
(I forget when the Tyler Perry gala dinner thing is. Probably November or December? If it’s November, my guess is that’s when they’ll start a new “joyful happy family” PR but if it’s December, I think Meghan will try to re-re-re-relaunch her Hollywood career. I guess it’s nice that Tyler Perry has some standards and hasn’t put her in his movies yet...)
Maybe we’ll finally get some ARO product in October/November so Meghan can exploit Sussex Squad for the holidays and make some money. I can see wine launching or maybe a gift box.
I think we might see them do something with the kids for Christmas since it kinda feels like they’ve been talking a lot more about them than they usually do, especially if they’re going to bring them to Vancouver for IG like they keep promising. I can see them trying to copy the Waleses’ video for a Christmas or Vancouver 2025 thing (in River’s latest video, he has some tea that Harry cried when he saw the video and Meghan started scheming…taken with salt and YMMV).
Of course, that’s if they don’t divorce or separate in October…tarot readers and astrologists have been reporting a big karmic shake-up for the Sussexes in the October/November timeframe. YMMV (again).
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My tinhat theory is that Harry is infact going to shift base to UK in the coming year, at least part time. From there he will weasel his way into family gatherings, holidays and dinner parties - Christmas, Easter service, shooting weekends, papped with old aristo friends at their bardyard "rave" fests etc.
This will go in for a year or so. All of his sightings at anything private family gathering related will always be "rumoured", grainy pics will surface, no one will officially comment. This will be Harry's PR initially.
Harry will behave and stay quiet. He will do his own private charity work. Go to Africa, save elephants, save rhinos, build a school, be photographed with little kids... He will do all this but give no interviews. Then the palace PR will kick in after a year or so.
Some will call it the annual review. Public sentiment will have slowly shifted in Harry's favour. The mainstream media will then talk about how harry seems to have changed back to his old self, but more mature, almost sorry, trying to make up for everything he did while he was in Meghan's clutches. We will get a few newsroom debates about this.
Harry and palace will still stay quiet. And then out of the blue we will see him walking by the king's side, or more strategically by Williams side, during the private Christmas service. Or appear at Diana awards or a gala or the races.
The palace will issue a statement saying he is just there as a member of the close family, it's not an official appearance, no taxpayer money is going into his coffers etc etc. Something like what the queen did for Andrew.
His come back will be slow, very subtle but steady. The precedent has been set by the queen and Andy.
The King's logic might be that it's better to keep the enemy close and mildly satisfied.
From a PR point of view it could be implemented, if excexutedcally and patiently it may even succeed. From a public sentiment point of view or a national security, or a moral standpoint it is dicey and not advisable and extremely unpalatable. So a lot depends on how long Charles stays the monarch.
If Harry is smart he will do this while his dad is still around. It might just be the reason the separation got intiated in the first place, by Harry, as soon as the queen passed.
Once the queen was gone, Harry had a lightbulb moment and realized what side his bread needed to be buttered. He started pivoting with the spare interviews, trying to take back the accusations he had made.
The scenario you propose is exactly how I thought it would go after the divorce. I was sure they would take him back and rehabilitate him successfully.
But then I read his book and realized that Harry’s completely nuts. He is literally consumed with envy and resentment. Every page is dripping with jealousy and bitterness.
This means they can’t rehabilitate him. Any effective rehabilitation would require a narrative leading to a pledge of loyalty and fealty to Charles and Will, the monarchs he would have to serve for the rest of his life. The rehabilitation will not work without that. He has to serve the Crown.
And he is incapable of doing that. He is too consumed with envy and bitterness, and those feelings are clearly not due to Meghan’s influence. They have been there since his childhood. PR can do a lot and royal PR is extremely convincing. However, they need something they can work with. Harry has destroyed any chance he had at rehabilitation.
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HL FIC LIBRARY ✤ AUTHOR REC
AO3: haztobegood
Tumblr: @haztobegood
STATS:
✤ Number of fics: 66
✤ Posting Since: 2018
TOP 5 FICS:
1️⃣ Nailed By Louis (E, 6k)
It had started as a joke, just two months earlier. Louis had tried to make recipe from HarrySizzles Instagram account. It looked doable: no strange ingredients, no scary kitchen machinery. Just a simple layered lettuce salad. The result had been catastrophic. His friends had laughed so hard at the disgusting appearance of his salad, and after a few drinks, Louis had been convinced to start his own Instagram to track his food failures.
2️⃣ Not Another Lonely Christmas (E, 8k)
Harry should be more nervous that he’s bringing a literal stranger to meet his extended family, but he figures it can’t be much more awkward than Aunt Sharon’s Christmas parties usually are. Instead, he’s looking forward to having an extra person to buffer the conversation.
A knock comes one minute after eleven. He lets out the breath and opens the door. “Hi there— Louis?!”
Or, the one where the friend Niall sets up as Harry's fake boyfriend turns out to be Gemma's best friend Louis
3️⃣ All That You Need (E, 2k)
Pre-heat was always one of Harry’s favorite times to spend with Louis. It was a time to rest up and indulge in extra cuddles, like basking in a ray of sunshine before having to dive off the deep end. Louis lavishes him with tender touches and soft kisses. Harry wants to savor this time as long as possible. The unquenchable need will come later, but for now, his desires are simple. He just needed to be closer to his alpha. As close as possible.
4️⃣ The Prince and The YouTuber (E, 12k)
The Annual Rosendal Spring Gala hosted by the Royal Family is the most prestigious fundraiser in the country. When a problem with the honorary foundation arises, Crown Prince Louis Tomlinson must pick a new worthy foundation on short notice. He discovers the perfect replacement in an unlikely place, while watching his favorite YouTuber, Harrysparkles.
5️⃣ Take on Me (E, 60k)
Actor Harry Styles is preparing for his next leading role as Antonius the Gladiator with the help of Louis Tomlinson, Hollywood’s top stunt coordinator. When the demands of Harry’s career get in the way of their training, the pair head to a secluded cabin to complete their training. Then, Louis begins to share senses with Harry. What is causing this mysterious connection and can Louis and Harry figure out how to stop it before they leave the cabin?
HIDDEN GEM:
💎 Stole My Heart (NR, 2k)
“Oh my god, Niall.” The door slams shut as Harry rushes into the flat. He’s still panting from his rush to get away from the scene of his crime. “You won’t believe what just happened!”
Niall is sitting on the couch in their tiny living room. He looks up from his laptop. “What happened?”
“The worst thing. I’ll never recover. I just reached into a box of free samples outside that new chicken restaurant. Only it wasn’t free samples. It was a man. Holding a box of chicken nuggets. His chicken nuggets. I stole this man’s food, Niall!”
#ficrec#haztobegood#authorrec#hljournal#hlcreators#hlsource#hltracks#1dficvillage#trackinghappily#trackinghome#tracksintheam#1dsource
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Floral jacket + FirstPrince please? 🪻
I got 2 requests for this so you're getting a two parter! Part one:
Henry had never particularly enjoyed fundraising galas, always too many hands to shake and not enough space to breathe in whatever suit the royal stylist put him in. Thanks to Percy and the shelters though, he had found there was a better way to do them. A way, he dare say, found fun.
Henry's outfit had been designed by an up and comer AKA Keisha, a trans girl at the shelter that Percy was hoping to get to fashion school one day. All of the staff were to be styled by the kids in some way for this particular evening, some would be painting their nails or styling hair, others would be adorned in their artwork or embroidery or in Henry's case, have outfit designed from head to toe. In return the kids got to lead on where the money was best put to use, Percy had insisted and Henry couldn't agree more.
When Henry put the white jacket on at a fitting, Keisha lit up. Henry grinned as he gave a small spin for Keisha to see her design in its full glory.
‘Do you like it?’ Nerves tipped into her voice and Henry chuckled.
‘Of course I do, it's magnificent.’
*****
‘Hen, delivery!’
Alex called from the hall, Henry ran down the stairs like a child on Christmas day. He regained his composure as he signed for the garment bag.
‘What’s got into you, baby?’ Alex looked at him puzzled. Henry held up the bag.
‘C’mon, let’s head upstairs.’
He grabbed Alex's hand and pulled him along.
‘You don't have to ask me twice.’
When they reached the bedroom, Alex grabbed Henry's shirt collar and pulled him in for a filthy kiss. His hands slipped into Henry's hair, his thumb scratched the back of his ear and Henry let out a whimper. Before things could get any more heated, Henry placed a hand on Alex’s chest to give them some distance. Alex’s mouth gaped open, his lips were red and swollen.
‘You absolute demon. If you could kindly stop thinking with your cock for one minute, I’ve got something to show you.’
Part Two
#red white and royal blue#rwrb#ficlet friday#rwrb fanfic#firstprince#henry fox mountchristen windsor#alex claremont diaz#tailsbeth writes
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Happy Birthday, Alisa Sadikova! 🎉
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✨ 15 days of Princess Anne ✨
August is Princess Anne’s birth month and her 73rd birthday is on the 15th so until then we will look at her fascinating life, one photo for every year!
The 2000s
2000 Princess Anne sat behind a stall at the Gatcombe Park Horse Trials on 6th August 2000.
2001 Princess Anne visiting the King's Royal Hussars of which she is Colonel in Chief on 21st June 2001.
2002 Princess Anne with her husband Commodore Tim Laurence at the Royal Albert Hall in London for the Royal British Legion Festival of Remembrance on 9th November 2002.
2003 Princess Anne, Tim Laurence and Peter Phillips celebrating Zara Phillips when she placed second at the Burghley Horse Trials in September 2003.
2004 Princess Anne and her husband Commodore Tim Laurence at Kiri Te Kanawa's 60th birthday reception at Marlborough House, on 31st March 2004.
2005 Princess Anne embracing her daughter Zara Phillips as Peter Phillips watches on after she won gold at the European Eventing Championships at Blenheim Palace on 11th September 2005.
2006 Princess Anne at The Festival of Trees auction party for Save The Children, at the Natural History Museum in London on 5th December 2006.
2007 1. Princess Anne and her husband Tim Laurence giving each other serious heart eyes at the Festival of British Eventing on 5th August 2007.
2. Princess Anne and her husband Tim Laurence dancing ever so close to each other at King Harald's 70th Birthday Gala Dinner at Royal Palace, Oslo on 24th February 2007.
3. Princess Anne and Tim Laurence walking arm in arm to the Christmas Day service at St. Mary Magdelene Church at Sandringham, on 25th December 2007.
2008 At the photoshoot at Windsor Castle after the wedding of Peter Phillips and Autumn Kelly, which was held at St George’s Chapel on 17th May 2008.
2009 Princess Anne with the Irish Guards at the St Patrick's Day Parade at Victoria Barracks, Windsor on 17th March 2009.
#just a reminder that the paper’s thought they were having ‘marriage problems’#i mean just look at them#they’re so in love 😭😭#the heart eyes#especially in the 2004 and 2007 photos#my babies 😭😭#princess anne#princess royal#15 days of anne
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Some of My Ideas for @loominggaia peoples
So, after seeing @kid-az post a thing about a new class of people, I decided to invent my OWN class of people for my AU, although this will NOT be happening in a WHILE.
Essentially, after I do the alt endings for my fic, I have a list of fics to post:
Unnamed fic about Saraia killing the Evangeline siege dragons with Skylie, and introduces the leviathans.
Ascendance: Fic where monsters in my AU gain souls and form a kingdom for themselves
Unnamed fic to help set up Ascendance and a couple other fics. Basically, Saraia and Skylie are vibing in Zareen when Project Starlight fails spectacularly, turning Damijana into the world's biggest creeper crater and forcing the two and King to survive the storm of ejecta in Zareen. Casualties are basically Damijana and like half of Zareen from the ejecta. Swiped this idea from kid-az's thing.
New fics introducing the new classes of people (Yes, multiple: Three, to be exact). Each fic is for each of the new classes encountering the Great Kingdoms (Including the Slegelse Damijani), in small multi chapter arcs. I'm talking like 2-4 chapters per Kingdom arc. Ascendance gets arcs too.
An unnamed Cobalt Evangeline X Sirene (I decided to ship Cobalt with a sirene lmao) where Cobalt, inspired by his big titty sirene GF (Yes, his GF WILL be a busty sirene, prolly with some nice hips too), tries to make slavery less legal in Evangeline. It helps he has trauma from Saraia attacking the Capital and realizing Skylie and Cyana are still alive (His parents said they died some time after they dipped). Skylie shows up to help him while in a disguise
Oneshot with Saraia attacking Evangeline Capital once she makes a mask for Cobalt.
Fic about Cyana and Angeline adopting and caring for a baby sirene
New Royal Gala oneshot set about 25 years after CAIL, with the new High Rulers (Winnie Mogdir, Cobalt Evangeline, Rustafi Fanaka (Yes, he gets to be king), Jaq Yerim-Mor, and whoever's first in line for Etios). May be during the time of the Cobalt fic.
Here's a link to a Google Docs about the species I added.
To add to the disaster that turned Damijana into Slegelse, it basically goes like this (And it gets called The Starblast):
Project Starlight fails so spectacularly Serafeen gets a stupid prize for her stupid game: Big ole fireworks, in the way of Damijana, and Iron Tower to be more precise, being turned into the world's first nuke since the Ancients made Gaia go Titanomachy.
Damijana, obviously, is no more after that, with Serafeen and the Council being right at Ground Zero and thus instantly vaporized, and almost all of Damijana was killed of or turned into ejecta that blasted much of the surrounding area, taking out Driza and Viersen and killing a LOT of people in Slegelse and areas beyond just Driza and Viersen.
Outside of an area like 30 miles away from Driza or Viersen, it didn't really do much beyond that (Saraia and Skylie would be about 15 miles away from Driza, likely going to deliver an environmentalist speech) when it goes off.
As for how it sets up Ascendance, the event is so full of magical energy it gives all monsters souls as Gaia needs to burn off the magic by making new souls. But not enough babies can be born to burn it off fast enough, so she emergency gives all monsters souls for Christmas. And now all monsters get souls now.
The monster soul thingy becomes known as Ascendance.
The portals to summon the new peoples becomes known as the Aftershocks, as many, especially in the World Athenaeum, think it was a sort of recursive ripple after the Starblast happened.
Overall, the whole disaster becomes known as the Ascendant Starblast
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Timeline of events, Part 1
22 DECEMBER 2023: Rebecca English and Camilla Tominey & Hannah Furness post stories regarding Will & Kate making an official visit to Italy but won’t visit the Pope.
25 DECEMBER 2023: Kate attends the Christmas Day service in Sandringham with the BRF, including George, Charlotte, & Louis.
28 DECEMBER 2023: Convoy spotted heading in the direction of King Edward VII's hospital at 20:30 on twitter.
29 DECEMBER 2023: Kensington Palace posts 2023 montage on instagram and twitter.
09 JANUARY 2024: Buckingham Palace posts tweet wishing Kate a Happy Birthday.
William uses Kensington Palace twitter to acknowledge the passing of JPR Williams.
10 JANUARY 2024: Russell Myers has an “exclusive” regarding Will & Kate’s military trip to Europe in February 2024.
11 JANUARY 2024: William travels to hand out CBEs to Rob Burrow and Kevin Sinfield.
16 JANUARY 2024: Kate is (allegedly) admitted to The London Clinic on this day.
17 JANUARY 2024: KP announces Kate had successful “planned abdominal surgery” the day prior.
Buckingham Palace announces King Charles will be treated for a “benign prostate condition.”
18 JANUARY 2024: William is photographed leaving The London Clinic.
20 JANUARY 2024: Spanish journalist Concha Calleja says that Kate was hospitalized on 28 December 2023.
Roya Nikkhah reported that Kate’s 30 charities & patronages were not notified until one week before her surgery regarding future engagements.
24 JANUARY 2024: People magazine: “Within their broader circle of family friends, there had been no indication that anything was wrong, and the carefully guarded news about Kate’s situation came as a surprise even to those who work closely with the royal family, PEOPLE understands.”
The Mirror published a story saying “The Princess of Wales "could be your best friend one minute” and “your worst enemy” the next, according to a royal expert.“
Later changed to be a story about Prince Harry.
25 JANUARY 2024: Matt Wilkinson & Harry Goodwin of The Sun report that William has visited Kate in the hospital every day while George, Charlotte, & Louis see their mom, Kate, via FaceTime.
26 JANUARY 2024: King Charles visited Kate while she was in The London Clinic after he was admitted for his BPH procedure. Queen Camilla visits The King in the hospital.
27 JANUARY 2024: Queen Camilla photographed visiting King Charles at The London Clinic.
28 JANUARY 2024: Queen Camilla photographed visiting King Charles at The London Clinic.
Spanish journalist Concha Calleja says Kate is in a coma.
29 JANUARY 2024: Kate leaves The London Clinic but is not photographed leaving. William is not photographed at The London Clinic. Kate’s personal assistant is photographed driving away from The London Clinic with a large bouquet in the passenger’s seat.
Statement issued by Kensington Palace.
King Charles is discharged from The London Clinic.
01 FEBRUARY 2024: Kate Mansey & Simon Hunter of The Times report that an unnamed Kensington Palace spokesperson deny Concha Calleja’s claim that Kate is in a coma.
02 FEBRUARY 2024: Concha Calleja stands by her "coma” story.
05 FEBRUARY 2024: Buckingham Palace announces that King Charles has cancer, the specific diagnosis has not been revealed as of today.
James Sweetnam & Matt Jackson of Express quote an “expert” that says Kate could take up to nine months to recover.
06 FEBRUARY 2024: King Charles & Queen Camilla photographed leaving Clarence House.
07 FEBRUARY 2024: Prince Harry flies to UK to see King Charles.
James Middleton shares a video of his family in the Alps on instagram.
Prince William does his first engagement, an investiture, since Kate’s announced hospitalization.
William attends the London Air Ambulance Charity gala with Tom Cruise. “I’d like to take this opportunity to say thank you, also, for the kind messages of support for Catherine and for my father, especially in recent days. It means a great deal to us all.”
09 FEBRUARY 2024: Richard Eden reports Will & Kate and kids travel to Anmer Hall in Sandringham for half-term break.
10 FEBRUARY 2024: Buckingham Palace posts a thank-you message from King Charles.
11 FEBRUARY 2024: King Charles & Queen Camilla are photographed attending church in Sandringham. No photos of Will, Kate, or their children attending church.
13 FEBRUARY 2024: Photos of Pippa (Middleton) Matthews vacationing with her husband, James, and children in St. Barts hit the Daily Mail.
King Charles & Queen Camilla arrive back in London at Clarence House.
16 FEBRUARY 2024: Writer Gareth Russell posts on Facebook that Kate has been seen outside at Sandringham, and no one took a picture.
17 FEBRUARY 2024: Richard Eden on twitter regarding school visit by Will & Kate with George.
18 FEBRUARY 2024: King Charles & Queen Camilla attend church in Sandringham.
Prince William attends the BAFTAs.
19 FEBRUARY 2024: School begins again at Lambrook for George, Charlotte, and Louis.
20 FEBRUARY 2024: William, The Prince of Wales, releases a statement regarding Gaza and the Middle East.
21 FEBRUARY 2024: King Charles meets with Prime Minister Rishi Sunak at Buckingham Palace.
Photo exclusive of Pippa and her children in St Barts for the Daily Mail.
23 FEBRUARY 2024: Video of King Charles reading get-well cards from well wishers released.
27 FEBRUARY 2024: William pulls out of King Constantine II of Greece’s service of thanksgiving at Windsor.
Buckingham Palace announces the death of Thomas Kingston, husband of Lady Gabriella Windsor. William’s absence was not related.
28 FEBRUARY 2024: A Kensington Palace spokesperson addresses the “wild conspiracy theories” about Kate in a statement to The Sun: “We were very clear from the outset that the Princess of Wales was out until after Easter and Kensington Palace would only be providing updates when something was significant.”
29 FEBRUARY 2024: Page Six: Kate Middleton’s team is speaking out in light of the conspiracy theories swirling about the Princess of Wales’ whereabouts following her abdominal surgery in January.
“Kensington Palace made it clear in January the timelines of the princess’ recovery and we’d only be providing significant updates,” her rep tells Page Six exclusively. “That guidance stands.”
The flak reiterates that Middleton, 42, is “doing well.”
ET Online: Earlier this week when it was revealed William would be missing his godfather’s memorial service, the Palace told ET that Kate, who underwent abdominal surgery in January, continues to be “doing well.” But with the speculation only intensifying, the Palace released another statement to ET on Thursday.
“We gave guidance two days ago that the Princess of Wales continues to be doing well,” the statement reads. “As we have been clear since our initial statement in January, we shall not be providing a running commentary or providing daily updates.”
Tom Sykes of The Daily Beast: A former royal staffer who still has friends and contacts inside the palace said, “Anyone who expects the palace to suddenly start giving lengthy updates on Kate will be disappointed. The principal aim of her being sequestered is to guard her privacy. I’m sure the press hate it because it is working. There is a really, really small bubble of people who know exactly what is going on.”
Prince William visited a central London synagogue, where Kate had been scheduled to visit on Holocaust Remembrance Day (27 Jan 2024).
Jan Moir on Prince William: One day soon he will be the head of the nation, a focus for national identity, unity and pride. So maybe he should stop behaving like a celebrity flake and reign in that impervious attitude along with his indulgent fondness for obsessive secrecy. If this is a sign of what is to come when he ascends the throne, it is very worrying one.
Tom Bower says Kate’s condition is more serious than has been reported previously.
(update from previous timeline here)
#fleet street#media#british royal family#King Charles III#Queen Camilla#Buckingham Palace#palace officials#kensington palace#pr games#strategery#pr fail#scandal!#ESCANDALO!!!#William The Prince of OWN GOALS#William The Weak#William The Terrible#prince william#William The Prince of Wales#Prince & Princess OWN GOALS#kate middleton#Catherine The Princess of Wales#MESS!#my gif#Wales fandom ARMAGEDDON
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Relaunching Again
Meghan has Emily Andrews hyping up another career rebrand and relaunch.
Which got me thinking...how many times has Meghan's PR hinted, alleged, teased a return to social media or a new career relaunch? How many rumors has her PR started to hype up her rebrand, relaunch, or return?
Let us count the ways!
We'll start in August 2022, because that was when she finally got the brand launch/rollout she expected from Megxit that the pesky little pandemic kept her from getting. So, in August 2022:
She hinted to The Cut that she was coming back to social media.
She hinted that she was writing her memoirs and looking for a publisher.
She teased that she and Harry were renewing their wedding vows.
In September 2022:
She hinted that she was willing to come back to the BRF and relaunch Duchess brand.
She shopped her memoirs again.
In October 2022:
She hinted to Variety that she was relaunching both her acting career and feminist activism.
She hinted that she and Harry wanted to live in Windsor Castle and would come back to the BRF.
She denied to Fortune that she would ever be back on social media (debunking her own rumor from August/The Cut). She mustn't have gotten any interest or traction from sponsors or followers.
She teased that Harry's memoir would turn him into an exalted American leader in the company of Barack Obama and Mark Zuckerberg. (Seriously. I kid you not.)
In November 2022:
There was a leak that she had been contacting brands, companies, and fashion houses that she was available for merching since she was returning to social media .
In December 2022:
She hinted that her family's Christmas photo would launch her new social media.
Also in 2022: (I didn't catch dates for these)
She hinted intentions to run for President or other U.S. political office.
She hinted intentions to lobby for a Department of State foreign ambassadorship posting.
It was leaked that she planned to rebrand Archewell as a "royal warrant"-like endorsement brand for travel, restaurants, stores in return for freebies and merch.
It was also leaked that way back in August 2019, she wanted to relaunch as an American royal by having a partnership with the US Open (like how Kate represents/partners with Wimbledon).
In January 2023:
She teased launching a housewares and beauty brand.
She hinted that she would relaunch her social media for Valentine's Day.
She hinted a Hollywood A-List reset by suggesting she would be in a Beyonce documentary.
In February 2023:
She hinted her social media would come at the end of the month.
She hinted that she and Harry were available for opportunities in Australia (i.e., they wanted a fauxyal tour of Australia but they also wanted to get paid for goign to Australia).
She teased launching a California casual clothing brand.
She hinted at relaunching her political career and hinted her availability/interest to be a recess appointee to California's congressional delegation.
She hinted relaunching her calligraphy company.
In March 2023:
She hinted returning to social media for the Met Gala.
She hinted at wanting to move out of the US to a private island-type of place.
She hinted that Archewell would become a production company for female-driven storytelling, like a more prestigious Hallmark.
In April 2023:
She hinted returning to social media for May 6th, Archie's very very important not-to-be-missed milestone birthday.
She hinted returning to social media for Mother's Day. (The US celebrates Mother's Day on the second Sunday of May.)
She teased Archetypes Season 2.
She hinted a return to acting/Hollywood and teased a producing partnership with Mindy Kaling.
She teased relaunching The Tig in June 2023.
She hinted her career relaunch and social media rebrand would exclude Harry.
She shopped her memoirs again.
In May 2023:
Her PR put out feelers for her and Harry to appear on the morning talk shows to give interviews about their "catastrophic car chase."
She hinted that she wanted her own daytime talk show.
She teased an appearance on Property Brothers IOU.
She hinted at being Gayle's first guest on her new "King Charles" CNN show.
In June 2023:
She hinted that she was launching a subscription box service, like Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop.
In July 2023:
She hinted that she was partnering with Hilaria Baldwin on the subscription box service.
She hinted she was open for acting jobs.
In August 2023:
Her PR dropped her new Instagram handle and hinted she would be back "soon," suggesting that the relaunch would start with a never-before-seen photograph of her chidlren with The late Queen in a tribute on the anniversary of The Queen's passing.
She hinted a Tig relaunch in September 2023.
She hinted she was developing her own wine brand.
She hinted returning to the royal fold with another round of peace talks with the BRF that would take place in September 2023.
She hinted wanting to come back to be a royal again.
In September 2023:
She hinted returning to social media and relaunching The Tig in November 2023 when Endgame is published.
She teased her memoirs again.
In October 2023:
She hinted launching new social media on November 1.
More memoir teasing.
She hinted that she was being blocked from pursuing politics by Michelle Obama. (Okay, this one doesn't count as a rebrand or relaunch, but I think it's funny. Like Michelle Obama really spends time thinking of and worrying about Meghan Markle when she, and her husband, very publicly chose the BRF over the Sussexes.)
So by the numbers...it's 48 total attempts to rebrand, relaunch, reset, or return. No wonder Meghan needs a vacation for every 2 hours of work! It's exhausting trying to decide who (and what) she wants to be.
And out of all 48 hints, only 1 came to pass: rebranding Archewell as female-driven storytelling and content creation.
Here's the Emily Andrews article.
Edit: 11/17/23 - I added a jump cut to make this post shorter for easier reblogs later since I plan to keep adding onto this.
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@iamnoctisx
hi. i'm maggie. she/her. ravenclaw. intj. 2w3. this blog is 18+.
I dance through multiships, and mostly write Dramione, but I have been known to dabble in the occasional rare pair.
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𝐖𝐈𝐏𝐬
with your head in your hands (you're nothing more than his wife) || E || 1/? || Ginsy || love affair, infidelity for when you are nothing but a memory || M || 3/8 || Ginsy || canon compliant-ish wartime Hogwarts AU
𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝
this bitter end || E || 31/31 || dramione || second chance, healer romance, post war tempt me softly, but touch me just the same || E || 15/15 || sirmione || age gap, student-teacher, Hogwarts 8th year of fire & monsters || E || 5/5 || dramione || abo, royal au || inspired by @ivmaruva art and co-written with TheBrightCity regression || E | 32/32 || dramione || murder mystery, slow burn, enemies to lovers, post war Deus Phantasmatum Noctium || E || 6/6 || sirmione || demon Sirius, bible scripture as foreplay
𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐞𝐭𝐜.
in the spirit of negotiations || E || dramione his pretty baby || E || sirmione yuletide beginnings || E || sirmione you’re my home || G || dramione wicked games of laws and men || E || dreomione left foot, blue || E || pansy x ginny the gala || E || dramione last christmas || M || dramione happy christmas, draco || E || dramione seduction || E || pansy x percy
𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬
Casual Dalliances or So They Say – stories that take place within the not a valentines date night universe • not a valentine's date night || E || dramione •the art of denying feelings || E || dramione
𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬
regression // this bitter end // tempt me softly // deus phantasmatum noctium // for when you are nothing but a memory
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can i bind/print one of your fics?
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meet me when the sun’s out
For the last two years of his mother's presidency, Carlos has struggled to make any real connections. Always among a sea of faces and gazes, but no one ever sees him for he truly is. TK has spent the last three years completely engulfed in his work, knowing fully that no one was ever interested in what he had to say without having ulterior motives.
However, when TK and Carlos meet, both of them are immediately drawn to one another. As they grow closer together, they both find that maybe the connection they have been searching for isn't completely out of reach.
Or the Royal Secretary/First Son AU
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“... The prime minister has also extended an invitation for a dinner. The duke and duchess are already attending and —”
Carlos is only half listening to the schedule being laid out to his parents, but in his defence, he only has to attend half the events during their time in England. He hopes his free time will be taken up by finally getting to read the book he has been putting off due to work and his life in general. That was actually the only reason he had agreed to all this because it’d be more like a holiday for him. He tried not to think too much about the events that he was to attend, most of them being galas, well aware he was not a crowd person. But he would fight that battle when the time came.
As Carlos sends a final response to his colleagues at work for the holiday season, he locks his phone before looking out the window. The car weaves through the English countryside, which he has to admit, is very beautiful. The stillness is incredibly jolting compared to the hustle and bustle of Washington but in a positive way. It will do just fine as a setting for a peaceful Christmas, something he hasn’t enjoyed in a while.
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ok i want /all/ of the holiday fics but i DEMAND one using #2!!
Belle paced in front of the fireplace, hands clasped behind her back. Lumiere and Cogsworth exchanged nervous glances. Whatever was on her mind, there was no doubt that they'd be dragged into it.
She sighed through her nose. "Adam isn't coming to Christmas at my father's house— And I don't blame him! I understand that this time of year is hard for him, but my aunties already know I'm seeing someone, so I can't just show up alone."
"Well then, the answer is obvious!" Lumiere chimed in. "We simply dress someone up as Adam, and they would never know the difference!"
Cogsworth raised an eyebrow at him. "And who do you propose we send? You and I are both too old—"
"Hey!"
"Chapeau and Crane both don't talk, Fife would give himself a heart attack, Pierre would be a horrible first impression, am I missing anyone?"
"Hm, we could dress Babette as a man."
Before Cogsworth could make another sarcastic retort, Belle's eyes widened. "That... might actually work."
The days seemed to drag with anticipation, but when Christmas finally arrived, the ladies spent all morning getting ready. Babette borrowed a pair of Lumiere's trousers, though his shirt would sooner fit a coat rack than her. Instead, she tucked Adam's shirt into her pants and drew a small mustache with eyeliner. She turned from the mirror with a flourish.
"What do we think?"
Belle bit back a laugh. "You look like a combination of Cogsworth and Lumiere."
Babette laughed with her. "I'm going to pretend that's a compliment!"
"Thank you so much for this, Babette. Really."
"It's no trouble at all, mademoiselle."
Their ruse was worth it just to see the bewildered expression on Maurice's face when Belle introduced "Adam" to the family. One aunt made a remark about Babette's shirt looking a size too large; "Well, Madame, this style is all the rage in Paris, you know." The conversation spiraled then. Babette regaled the humble, woodsy family with (mostly exaggerated) stories about Paris and Versailles and royal galas and shining palaces. The hours flew in minutes, and suddenly, the aunts and uncles had bustled home, leaving only Belle and Babette and a very confused Maurice.
Light snow had begun to fail as they walked back to the carriage. Belle kissed her father goodbye, with a promise to tell him the whole story another night.
When they returned that night—a few hours later than they had planned—Belle was exhausted, and Babette was more than a little tipsy. They giggled at nothing, arm in arm as they trudged through the dark castle halls.
They stopped at the base of the stairs, and Belle yawned. "Well, I'm going straight to bed. You can bring Adam's shirt back in the morning; I'm not worried about it."
Babette raised her hand to her lips with a wink. "I bid you goodnight, mon amour."
And they erupted into giggles again.
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