#rotten potato

[sleepy-time-tea-bear]

something something languishing something something lacrimosa something something drinking whisky in bed at 4 in the afternoon something something ibuprofen shortage something something hot water bottle and fan at full speed

[telemcchus]

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN REN DIES IN THE FIRST EPISODE WHILE ON AN HOUR LOG MINING EXPEDITION AND FALSE HASNT DIED YET. WHY IS S10 ULTIMATELY S6 IN A DIFFERENT LENSE ?!?

[traumadumpling]

It must be Sunday because I'm scrolling my dash and beating myself up for not being as cute or sultry or sexy as my mutuals.

[andy-clutterbuck]

Ricky Dicky Doo Dah Grimes™

[tunapotatobangchan]

WHEN MY TUNA SALAD AND POTATOES ARE ROTTEN

[asknoeloftheresistance]

"Gah,It smells like Rotten Eggs in here what the hell could've caused this!? Oh Enough Stupid questions I'm going to find the source!"

[justhere4thevibez]

potatoes are such sneaky little fuckers. they're the most delicious things in the entire world, you can make them 5 million different ways and they're a Banger™️ every time, but you let ONE little guy sit on your counter for too long and suddenly it's leaking poisonous shit and your entire apartment smells like death.

[gingerslemonade]

I don't think I can even, like, begin to describe all the ways and levels in which SSGN makes me mad.

[hereforthevampires]

the real question is why is there so much rotten cheese in Faerun

[areyoudoingthis]

i changed my mind about prefering the pride and prejudice movie to the mini series since the last time i watched them but i have not changed my mind about being pissed at what they did to aragorn's storyline in the movies. guess I'll die on this hill

[sleepy-time-tea-bear]

Just got assigned pathetic by my therapist

New low

[finnitesimal]

Blue team needs to move they're going to get spawncamped first thing tomorrow. if possible It needs to be underground and closer to the merchants. They needs hats and umbrellas, the gas mask worries me but it sounds like it wouldn't be a problem behind a wall of dirt, the had the right idea building their farms next to the ocean so they didn't have to bucket anything, but missa had two for lava and water (don't know if those were looted) so they can use those to move the farms inside

[painterofhorizons]

The wifi adapter on my work laptop just randomly died 2 min before a meeting.

And since I don't have a cable connection rn that's it. Since it's a work laptop I cannot reinstall the driver and fix the problem on my own, and to get help from the it support I'd need internet connection. Besides they suck and it's like 20min before their shift ends so I don't need to bother calling them now.

I do have some stuff to do offline, but work laptop without internet connection feels... Very lost. Duh. And I was in the middle of some research online the moment it stopped working.

Hope I get the most important software running on my private laptop tomorrow. Since it's like a 6h ride to my office and I really, really don't want to go there just to get the laptop fixed before my next planned in office day.

Greaaaaat. Thanks for not letting us install anything on our own on our laptops...

[theasianinfluence]

U know there's this thing that happens when you express that you want to feel better, somebody WILL come up to you and will be like "lol why bother?? The world is basically ending" or "I'm x years older than you, it doesnt get better lol" like why would you say that to somebody. you absolutely cretin. Why would you tell a depressed person with a shred of hope left to just give up. Like you are actually sick in the head. You think your existentialism is soooooo funny that you can package "just kill yourself lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ " in a pretty bow and think that it's a normal thing to say. Why dont you do it then, if you're so confident in doom. Why are YOU still here? You're out here telling desperate folks that it's not worth it but you're still hanging around. Is it because you have somebody relying on you? Because there's something you want to do before you go? That means your trogoldyte ass has hope too, something to live for, but you're using the space you take up and the air that you breathe to tell other people there's nothing left. If youre not gonna be helpful just shut the fuck up and don't drag other people into your misery pit. For fucks sake

[donuts4evry1]

i made too many potatoes for a little guy like me to eat all on their own. i offer my leftovers to you and if you don't accept ill start wailing

they're not poisoned and are completely safe to eat just like your cookie and tea *wink wink* *nudge nudge* *hint hint* (i ate all the ones that are gone i promise 😊)

Mmmmmmm *munsch munsch munsch munsch* Verrrrry tasty :). Boy do I love potatoes

[sleptting]

I need to talk abt my school day today