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something something languishing something something lacrimosa something something drinking whisky in bed at 4 in the afternoon something something ibuprofen shortage something something hot water bottle and fan at full speed
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early november
#z.heic#my potato chip that was green and brown. like algae🤍#brooke’s rotten pomegranate that was soo pretty
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AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN REN DIES IN THE FIRST EPISODE WHILE ON AN HOUR LOG MINING EXPEDITION AND FALSE HASNT DIED YET. WHY IS S10 ULTIMATELY S6 IN A DIFFERENT LENSE ?!?
#they’re opposites they’re mirrors of themselves#everything has changed and yet nothing has at the same time#first the presents then the neighbours and the rivers and the stupid rotten potatoes and the flowers the water business; now death itself#Falseren#Falseren posting yeagh#5k deep in the one shot now lads and wow I’m getting more ill by the second
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It must be Sunday because I'm scrolling my dash and beating myself up for not being as cute or sultry or sexy as my mutuals.
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Amazon. Literally what part of me watching Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) makes you think I have literally the slightest modicum of interest in immediately following it up with Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
#'i see youve finished a nice bit of rare steak and mashed potatoes with cranberry sauce on the side.#would you be interested in following it up with rotten cabbage we found in the dumpster behind the radioactive experimentation factory?'
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Saw a cute video caught on a doorbell camera of an older democrat going door to door to try and get people to get out and vote for Kamala. A guy opened his door and when asked if he’d be going out to vote, he said he couldn’t vote but the gentleman door knocking didn’t hear his reason properly and he said “you’re gay? Well that’s okay, you can vote even if you’re gay!” And the man at the door corrected him, saying, “oh sorry you misheard me, I said I’m Canadian” and I’ve been thinking about that all morning.
#I’m gay and canadian and I can’t vote in this election BUT IF I COULD?#come on there’s only one right way to vote and it’s not for the burnt rotten sweet potato
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Ricky Dicky Doo Dah Grimes™
#has really lived in his head rent free all these years#Andrew Lincoln#*#andygifs#looks at tag: 100% husband material#Made of 100% Dad™#i love him your honor#i just imagine him calling Rick this to himself when he's reading a script or getting ready for a scene or something#yes that last gif is horrid quality but that's the first time he ever said it#don't ask me why that fan's phone was rotten potato quality in 2016 but it was#if i forgot one then call my lawyer and sue me
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WHEN MY TUNA SALAD AND POTATOES ARE ROTTEN
#WHEN MY TUNA AND POTATOES ARE ROTTEN#bang chan x readerr#skz felix#skz#skz x reader#skz smut#stray kids#relatable#viral#trending
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"Gah,It smells like Rotten Eggs in here what the hell could've caused this!? Oh Enough Stupid questions I'm going to find the source!"
#rp#muse;sakura haruno#open#sorry#the rotten egg scene from the animated Charlotte's Web movie has lived rent free in my head since childhood#never been able to stop laughing or writing around it since!#also somewhat inspired by my mom a friend I finally discovering an old sack of rotten potatoes in our pantry#after languishing over the smell for months maybe even years!#anyways please#feel free to interpret it how you want! ; D XD
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potatoes are such sneaky little fuckers. they're the most delicious things in the entire world, you can make them 5 million different ways and they're a Banger™️ every time, but you let ONE little guy sit on your counter for too long and suddenly it's leaking poisonous shit and your entire apartment smells like death.
#no this is not because I've been paranoid something died in my drain until I realized it was a rotten potato on my counter#nothing to do with that at all of course#potatoes
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me, literally yesterday: yeah so now my biggest problem is getting myself to start tasks and my therapist suggested maybe i talk to my psychiatrist about adderall
my mother, today: *holding up an overdue bill* this is what you need to talk to your therapist about! you procrastinate everything!
#katie speaks#like ???#does she even listen to me when i talk#bitch what do you think i DO in therapy#i’m ready for her to go home three days has been ENOUGH#tag: personal#mind you this was after she threw a FIT#because she found rotten potatoes in my kitchen#like bitch i clearly forgot they were under the FRESH shit in that bowl#and i shit you not#she literally moaned and groaned about it#like very dramatically gagged and kept moaning and huffing and puffing#kept muttering how disgusting it was and then said she didn’t even want to cook in my kitchen#OVER TWO ROTTEN POTATOES#i need her to get a fucking grip and stfu
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Just got assigned pathetic by my therapist
New low
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I don't think I can even, like, begin to describe all the ways and levels in which SSGN makes me mad.
#spy school#like on the one hand what *are* you doing to erica#and what are you doing to Zoe#and what are you doing (or more specifically not doing) with trixie#because why did you introduce her and give it some complexity#only to drop it like a hot potato when there was a chance to explore it#and even with zoe there#why does she need??? any kind of romantic relationship????#it's not that it's rushed#it's that the idea that that is what she needs is *rotten to its core*#and I've been saying that since SSAS#''what can you expect from a middle grade book'' i can expect what the author implicitly promised books ago#okay maybe promised is not the right word#but i wanted SSPX to pick up on the threads that SSAS left in the same way that SSAS picked up on the threads that SSAS left#that's what i expected that's what i wanted#and the two threads that SSPX left that i kind of wanted explored (what actually happened between erica and joshua#and trixie being involved in a mission) were 100% abandoned#in favor of what? zoe (a character who got ruined *six books ago*) not going through any character development#no acknowledgement of what she did wrong#but gets a romantic relationship
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the real question is why is there so much rotten cheese in Faerun
#so many barrels with just a singular rotten cheese#even in places with lots of good food there will still be a random rotten cheese#this is a nice kitchen with so many potatoes why is there rotten cheese#no way would they keep that around#baldurs gate 3#bg3#Faerun has a rotten cheese problem#theres other rotten foods too but its the cheese that gets me
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i changed my mind about prefering the pride and prejudice movie to the mini series since the last time i watched them but i have not changed my mind about being pissed at what they did to aragorn's storyline in the movies. guess I'll die on this hill
#i think it'd been a million years since i watched both p&p and lotr#the mini series aged like a fine wine the movie less so#the unnecessary drama about aragorn not wanting to be king aged like a rotten potato
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The wifi adapter on my work laptop just randomly died 2 min before a meeting.
And since I don't have a cable connection rn that's it. Since it's a work laptop I cannot reinstall the driver and fix the problem on my own, and to get help from the it support I'd need internet connection. Besides they suck and it's like 20min before their shift ends so I don't need to bother calling them now.
I do have some stuff to do offline, but work laptop without internet connection feels... Very lost. Duh. And I was in the middle of some research online the moment it stopped working.
Hope I get the most important software running on my private laptop tomorrow. Since it's like a 6h ride to my office and I really, really don't want to go there just to get the laptop fixed before my next planned in office day.
Greaaaaat. Thanks for not letting us install anything on our own on our laptops...
#random work ramble#guys im annoooooooooyed#I don't wanna deal with our it support cause it sucks and it's helpful like a rotten potatoe
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