#rotten lemon

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200 x 200 ; aliengender ; circle DAY 2 ; ALIENS / ROBOTS for the #pridewishes2000 edit challenge!

[fountainpenguin]

@nalooksthrough - LSDKJFSKLDJFS, I'm glad I'm not the only one who had the cursed "Dale-Mark jealousy over injuries" thought 😂 Toxic Lemon Duo, my disaster beloved...

Is anyone at Dimmsdale High okay actually

Alt Dale-Mark Dynamic:

Same hat.

Sidenote: It's funny how Dale looks 10 times more like Dale once you add his tired eye underlines sdflkhj

[zwampp]

Rip to my spotify wrapped...😕

[chantillyxlacey]

Tomorrow it will be 10 years exactly since dad died

What do you even do with that

[sassykinzonline]

Suigetsu called to ask if Sasuke was really sick...apparently Karin "sensed a disturbance". Before I could even tell them I wasn't interested in whatever scheme they were cooking up, a bird with a radioactive green and purple slime jar landed on our bedroom windowsill.

The letter attached reads: "Sweet Naruto-kun, I hope we can put aside our past differences and work towards a common goal-- the healing of our beautiful Sasuke-kun. I have sent a jar of my trademark All-cure White Snake Slime, milked from my most freshly shed tender untouched skin in the damp mold covered enclosures of Ryuchi cave using a stalactite to. For extra-strength, I refined it through a secondary eyelid I ripped straight from Kabuto as he screamed like a newly minted eunuch. Thank you for taking care of our Sasuke-kun.

Yours Immortally

Orochimaru, Legendary Sannin PhD. Esq. MBE LLC."

[beperoncin]

im gonna fuckinh screa

[kittzuxp]

my house is rottin my house is rottin my house is rottin my house is rottin my house is rottin my house is rottin my house is rottin my house is rottin my house is rottin my house is rottin my house is rottin my hous

[ilargizuri]

I have a writers block because some people make fun of me in RL

Honestly my 3 in 1 Theory is done and all I have to do is translate and upload it. But recently I got some backlash not only because I believe in this Theory of mine, but also because I believe that Jon Snow isn't dead.

Many people in Real life belittle me for my thoughts and believes. And I constantly hear the Words "Nothing in the text Supports that." "Oh you never read the books, you are stupid, that could never happen" And that really kills the Joy of anything. Esspecially when you read the books, maybe not a thousand Times like others.

Just being passionate about something, just sharing what i know and think and how i came to my ideas. And than constantly hearing that i am wrong and made fun of it. That is hard and kills a lot of fun and joy.

Online it is easier, here I have some Distance, i am not as involved emotionally and it doesn't hurt as much, as with people who I know personally.

And than the fact that I know that the Texts does suggest that Jon died like Robb and will return like Coldhands as a Wight with a Consciousness, that doesn't make it easier. Because I also know that the Text suggests that Bran will be the next Tree God and most likely will never ever come out of this tree ever again. All these hints that suggest that Rikkon indeed will End up alone as the last stark, just because he was the youngest of the siblings, similar to Benjyn, who just survived because he was the youngest. Seriously that makes me sad.

I know I am to dramatic, but sometimes thats me.

But knowing that Jon most likely will come Back as a Version of Coldhands and neither Arya nor Sansa will see him again alive, that is sad. And GRRM did say it will become a lot worse before it gets better. I would really like to see Arya to reunite with Jon, a changed Person, but alive, not a Zombie. I would like for Sansa to have a Chance to have a Real Relationship with Jon, not a romantic relationship, just any relationship. I would like for Rikkon to have a big brother who is still with him and can tell him about Robb. Because lets be honest, Thron will most likely die in Stannis's Camp somehow.

So if someone has either a Theory how Jon survives without ressurection or anything that hints towards anything good for the Starks, I would like to hear it. Because atm it looks like Sansa will die, either when she flees to the Wall or shortly after she arrives there, Jon will be ressurcted only to be the next eternal servant to Brans 3-eyed-crow, Arya will End up as a emotional and traumatized Wrack, Rikkon will be put into the Position of Winterfell and everyone will try to use and abuse him.

So I really need some positive energy to read, because atm I am at the point were I would ask GRRM to just burn the whole World of Westeros, because seriously I don't see the point that people try to fight for the effort to make that Wesþeros-world a better place, when the whole Worĺds seriously is not interested in that and just kills you for it.

[oohtceare]

has this been done yet or

[cyber-neptune]

Tw : expired food/rotten food

“Omg bayverse bumblebee looks so cool and pretty!!”

Bayverse bumblebee :

[puppygirl-boyfriend]

rlly wanna take tit pics but nobody 2 show em 2 >~< maybe ppl should dm me n try and win me over >:3c

read my pinned first

[lsdq]

[fountainpenguin]

I think the funniest possible direction for post-Season 1 Dale is "Clocks something sus, develops a hero complex towards his abuser, and makes time for her while still ignoring his son."

City Lights AU is a cursed reality where the reason Dev didn't know Vicky abused his dad is because Dale refuses to accept that his ex-BFF is a terrible person. I can make them worse... I will make them worse.

[swagging-back-to]

i will never apologize bc cast irons are GENUINELY FUCKING DISGUSTING. yall are fucking GROSS

"oh nonmnonono dont use soap dont wash it dont wash it omg dont literally get the bacteria off you have to leave it on for flavor"

do you hear yourself. you are so gross. i am forever judging you. all of you. fucking NASTY.

[tenrose]

The "when life gives you lemons" discourse is the best and and yet funniest analogy of how capitalism works I've ever heard.

[theamalgaverse]

This is more about the world than anything else but, are the giant fungi here incredibly hecking venomous and hallucinogenic, or could you theoretically cut them down and make some nice soup? Or are they forbidden to cut down?

They grow in abundance, so it isn’t exactly forbidden to cut chunks off of them to theoretically eat… but…