#rotpl incorrect quotes

[lizarddealer]

A collection of randomly generated Rise of the Pink Ladies incorrect quotes because I’m obsessed

(Plus this one that you cannot tell me isn’t a summary of the hall of mirrors scene)

[secretlyadinosaur05]

Jane: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Olivia: *sighing* Cynthia's.

Cynthia: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.

Nancy: *wiping away a tear* Inspirational.

[lesblightt]

Lydia: Did it hurt?

Cynthia: When I fell from heaven?

Lydia: No dear, when you fell off the stage..

Floyd: We literally all saw you.

[lexilovely117]

ROTPL Incorrect Quotes:

Cynthia: Hey, do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Olivia: You’re a hazard to society.

Nancy: And a coward. Do twenty.

[rotplincorrect]

cynthia: change is inedible.

nancy: don’t you mean inevitable?

cynthia, spitting out coins: no, i did not.

[hallucynatiing]

saw someone else fuck around with an incorrect quotes bot with rise of the pink ladies characters, wasn't gonna post any but i can't let these go into the internet ether.

Buddy: Alcohol is delicious! …I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I’m really drunk right now.

Jane: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated! Nancy: Killed without hesitation.

Olivia: Yesterday, I overheard Jane saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Cynthia replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Nancy: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

Nancy, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

Buddy: That's greatly offensive to my people. Jane: College dropouts?

Richie, to Buddy: All right, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m going to go first– I hate you.

Cynthia: Just be yourself. Say something nice. Nancy: Which one? I can't do both.

Cynthia: We’ll get back into there or die trying. Jane: No one’s dying. Cynthia: Not with that attitude.

[hore4women]

Cynthia: When I close my eyes, I can’t see.

Nancy:

Nancy: WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES I CAN’T SEE?!?!?!?!

[captain-shortyyy]

Nancy: Stupidity should be illegal.

Jane: Then what would happen to Cynthia?

Olivia: Life sentence.

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Rise of the Pink Ladies incorrect quotes

Its long as hell so imma put a post break here

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Jane: I think we're missing something.

Olivia: Teamwork?

Cynthia: Cohesion?

Nancy: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Cynthia: Olivia isn’t answering her phone

Jane: I’ll call

Cynthia: Nancy and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Olivia: Hello?

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Jane: *Gently taps table*

Olivia: *Taps back*

Cynthia: What are they doing?

Nancy: Morse code.

Jane: *Aggressively taps table*

Olivia: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Jane: Dammit, Nancy!

Nancy: What?! It wasn’t me!

Jane: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Cynthia!

Cynthia: Not me either.

Jane: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Olivia: *whistles*

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Cynthia: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Nancy: Not if they consent to it.

Olivia: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Jane: YES?!?

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*Jane's helping Olivia out after she gets injured, while the others are watching*

Cynthia: How does Olivia look?

Nancy: A little better than you, actually

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Jane: I think Nancy was right.

Olivia: I'm surprised she hasn’t marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Cynthia: She wouldn't do that.

Nancy: You're right, Cynthia. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Nancy: *turns around, the shirt she’s wearing says 'Nancy Told You So' on the back*

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Cynthia: Shit.

Olivia: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Jane: OH MY GOD NANCY FELL OFF!!!

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Olivia: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Cynthia: Are we stealing them?

Nancy: New or used?

Olivia: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Cynthia: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Olivia: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Cynthia: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING NANCY WITH ME

Jane, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Jane: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Olivia: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Cynthia: I personally was created in a lab.

Nancy: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Jane: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Olivia: I don’t know how to do that.

Cynthia: I don’t wear a watch.

Nancy: Time is a construct.

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Cynthia: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Nancy: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Olivia: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Jane: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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Cynthia, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Olivia, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Cynthia: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Nancy: *chugs entire bottle*

Nancy: It’s perfume.

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Cynthia: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Jane: You're like 15 years old

Cynthia: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Cynthia: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Jane: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Nancy: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God

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Olivia: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Jane: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Olivia: Absolutely not.

(This could work with either sibling but I’m gay so you get gay people)

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Cynthia: Top 30 reasons why Cynthia is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Olivia: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Jane: So what’s for dinner?

Cynthia, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret

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Jane: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Olivia: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Jane, desperately, as Olivia bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Olivia: Oh! B positive.

Jane: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Olivia:

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Cynthia: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

Nancy: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Cynthia: Jokes on you, I can't do math

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Jane: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Cynthia: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Olivia: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Cynthia: Thank you

Olivia: I didn't say that was a good thing

Cynthia: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Jane: Okay, truth or dare?

Nancy: Truth

Jane: How many hours have you three slept this week?

Nancy:

Cynthia: ...Dare

Jane: Go to bed.

Olivia: I don’t like this game.

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Olivia: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Jane: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Olivia: No! Four to five seconds!

Jane: Too late!!!

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Cynthia: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Jane: I think you mean cards.

Cynthia, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

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Jane: This is such a bad idea.

Nancy: Then why are you coming along?

Jane: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Nancy: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Olivia: If?

Cynthia: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and she might not even die.

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Jane, to Nancy: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Nancy, motioning to herself and Cynthia: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

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Cynthia: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Nancy: The car takes a screenshot.

Olivia: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Cynthia: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Nancy: How am I supposed to know?

Olivia: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Nancy: *sighs*

Nancy: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Store Worker: Would a Ms. Jane please come to the front desk?

Jane, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Nancy and Jane

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Nancy and Cynthia, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Jane: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Jane: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Nancy: Okay, but in my defense, Cynthia bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Jane: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Cynthia: I told Olivia her ears flush when they lie.

Jane: Why?

Cynthia: Look.

Cynthia: Hey Olivia! Do you love us?

Olivia, covering her ears: No.

Jane:

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*Cynthia and Nancy sitting in jail together*

Nancy: So who should we call?

Cynthia: I’d call Olivia, but I feel safer in jail

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Cynthia: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Nancy: The cow???

Cynthia: What?

Jane: Nancy, W H Y?

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Jane: We need a distraction.

Olivia: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Cynthia, whispering: My time has come

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Cynthia: Hey, Olivia? Can I get some dating advice?

Olivia: Just because I’m with Jane doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

[multinanichi]

Incorrect quotes edit that I've been wanting to do. 🤭 But tonights the night! We finally get to know who the "Lightening Thief" really is and if you already know then... shhhh!!! 🤫

@charmingsmolbear

Incorrect Quotes credit: @/Wrong-rotpl on Tumblr

[secretlyadinosaur05]

Cynthia: So, what's it like dating Olivia?

Jane: Once, I asked her for water while she was mad at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

[secretlyadinosaur05]

On a hike]

Hazel: It's beautiful out here.

Nancy: And quiet.

Olivia: Too quiet.

Jane: Did we lose someone?

[cut to Cynthia with a bear in a headlock]

[secretlyadinosaur05]

Nancy: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Jane: 'Prettiest Smile'

Hazel: 'Nicest Personality'

Cynthia: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Olivia: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

[secretlyadinosaur05]

Richie: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

Olivia: Just rip the bandage off.

Richie: It's Jane.

Olivia: I'm not dealing with this. Put the bandage back on.

[secretlyadinosaur05]

Jane: Olivia, I'm sad.

Olivia: *putting her arms around Jane* Come here, it's gonna be okay.

Potato: Nancy, I'm sad.

Nancy: *nodding* mood.

[secretlyadinosaur05]

Jane: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!

Olivia: That's physically impossible.

Jane: *cups Olivia's face* Are you sure?

Olivia: *blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation.