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[nebula-pkm]

*Amalia is waiting by the door of the restaurant*

Nebula will be here soon, right? He couldn't have forgotten....

@wearethebladegang

*after a moment, Nebula arrives in a full sprint, stops by Amalia, and catches his breath.*

*huff, huff*

M-made it- I’m here!

[local-crobat-enthusiast]

Sometimes I think that Zoobie isn’t intimidating enough. Whenever I’m walking and he is out of his pokeball, instead of discouraging others from interacting with me, he simply perches on my shoulder and snuggles me. No, I am not upset with him. I just do not wish to engage in small talk with others. It’s a waste of time to speak of the weather. Commenting on the sky being cloudy is not a conversation starter. It is simply an observation.

[mauce-pkm]

Hanging around Arceus is like hanging around a Disney princess. Literally their presence attracts so many pokemon, and even pokemon that are more prone to getting violent are so docile. @arceus-in-human-form how do you do it? How is literally every pokemon so chill around you? I'm genuinely curious and in awe.

[lunar-starfaller]

So .. how's the sneaking into Naranja thing going? Did you manage to get in?

I have made a mistake

[thenextsinnohchampion]

ANYBODY VUT CYNTHIA SHE'S THE LITERAL WORST

You know, one of the things I've noticed about this website is that there really is a lot of people from other regions! I've only seen a few other Galarians! I have quite a few questions, really.

But.. what really has me curious...

Who is everyone's favorite champion?

[lost-in-frog-land]

[aerial-ace]

sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.

This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.

[badlydrawingyourpokemon]

try not to directly spoil it for other people but i’d love to know how you feel about the guy inside

formatting is a bit weird because the website was being weird with it

[realpokemon]

we should criminalize ace trainers battling with their rhyperiors on the fucking I-40 when i'm trying to get to work on time. there is a goddamn BLISSEY on the road

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dear jirachi please send me 1,000,000,000p ^_^ (brink of tears)

🎡 so-fucking-wurmple Follow

GUYS GUYS THIS POST WAS A JOKE

I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY MOM AND SAHHLJBGF[L;DLKJLFGDI SHE SENT ME A FREE SUPER POTION

THIS POST WORKS

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Always reblog Lucky Jirachi Post

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i just saw another Youngster throwing a pokéball into the water and it completely missed and he didn't even bother to scoop up the broken pieces. i'm so fucking disappointed with this generation see this is why lapras are so endangered because they keep fuckin Literally Choking On Net Balls that you don't bother to clean up. this is one of the most bueatiful shores in the world and there are only 40 lapras left IN EXISTENCE and one washed up just last week please please please STOP SURFING and STOP BATTLING on the ocean

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THIS!!!!! ^^^^ SIGNAL BEAM

💽 adultyoungster Follow

if you dont rb this post lets just say we're making eye contact

🛳 hmmmmsurf Follow

Wait what is op talking about? Lapras officially stopped being endangered back in 2016 and are actually an overeffective predator that are driving gastrodon populations almost to extinction in some parts of alola. This is actually just blatant misinformation? I guess??

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I gained a net 0 amount of information from this post 😭

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need

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"this is my beautiful baby his name is #00FF0E"

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🪁 macrobyke Follow

can we please normalize battling people without making eye contact. "oh oh oh its polite to warn people before you battle them!!!!" L + ratio + skill issue + never let em know your next move + dragonite use hyper beam

[nebula-pkm]

If you could live anywhere that wasn’t sinnoh, where would you live?

Honestly? Probably somewhere in Alola. It just looks so nice there, and a lot warmer than Sinnoh. I think that doing the island challenge would be really fun, and I’ve always wanted to try mantine surfing!

[local-crobat-enthusiast]

I may know very little about Team Galactic, but after hearing that they dumped an eevee into a river, I feel the need to have a “chat” with the leader of this organization. I will not tolerate such cruelty.

[mauce-pkm]

Are people ACTUALLY doing this? I swear to arceus I hope not.

Ya'll please do NOT go around doing the #MareanieLickChallenge.

Mareanie are stupid toxic and WILL put you in the hospital in the absolute best case if you ingest any of their secreted venom...

If you see anyone who's done this please call Poison Controll at XX-867-33468, they'll be able to help you.

[mauce-pkm]

I just saw someone try to take a bite out of a terra crystal ??? Paldea kids are a different breed I swear to Arceus

[lunar-starfaller]

Feeling silly. Might sneak into the Naranja Academy and see what’s going on. Also, I named by bread friend Toast.

[unownroamingthroughspaceandtime]

[acquirer-of-the-sire]

My boy Bobby chilling in the bath

@realpokemon