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[nebula-pkm]

*Amalia is waiting by the door of the restaurant*

Nebula will be here soon, right? He couldn't have forgotten....

@wearethebladegang

*after a moment, Nebula arrives in a full sprint, stops by Amalia, and catches his breath.*

*huff, huff*

M-made it- I’m here!

[mauce-pkm]

Hanging around Arceus is like hanging around a Disney princess. Literally their presence attracts so many pokemon, and even pokemon that are more prone to getting violent are so docile. @arceus-in-human-form how do you do it? How is literally every pokemon so chill around you? I'm genuinely curious and in awe.

[lunar-starfaller]

I’VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH THE FIDOUGH AND NOW IT’S GLOWING???? HELP??? IS THIS NORMAL??? DOES THIS JUST HAPPEN TO THINGS HERE??? I DON’T THINK THAT WAS A THING WHERE I’M FROM

[lost-in-frog-land]

[badlydrawingyourpokemon]

try not to directly spoil it for other people but i’d love to know how you feel about the guy inside

formatting is a bit weird because the website was being weird with it

[aerial-ace]

sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.

This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.

[mauce-pkm]

Are people ACTUALLY doing this? I swear to arceus I hope not.

Ya'll please do NOT go around doing the #MareanieLickChallenge.

Mareanie are stupid toxic and WILL put you in the hospital in the absolute best case if you ingest any of their secreted venom...

If you see anyone who's done this please call Poison Controll at XX-867-33468, they'll be able to help you.

[realpokemon]

we should criminalize ace trainers battling with their rhyperiors on the fucking I-40 when i'm trying to get to work on time. there is a goddamn BLISSEY on the road

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🎡 so-fucking-wurmple Follow

dear jirachi please send me 1,000,000,000p ^_^ (brink of tears)

🎡 so-fucking-wurmple Follow

GUYS GUYS THIS POST WAS A JOKE

I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY MOM AND SAHHLJBGF[L;DLKJLFGDI SHE SENT ME A FREE SUPER POTION

THIS POST WORKS

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Always reblog Lucky Jirachi Post

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🌖 solgayleo Follow

i just saw another Youngster throwing a pokéball into the water and it completely missed and he didn't even bother to scoop up the broken pieces. i'm so fucking disappointed with this generation see this is why lapras are so endangered because they keep fuckin Literally Choking On Net Balls that you don't bother to clean up. this is one of the most bueatiful shores in the world and there are only 40 lapras left IN EXISTENCE and one washed up just last week please please please STOP SURFING and STOP BATTLING on the ocean

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THIS!!!!! ^^^^ SIGNAL BEAM

💽 adultyoungster Follow

if you dont rb this post lets just say we're making eye contact

🛳 hmmmmsurf Follow

Wait what is op talking about? Lapras officially stopped being endangered back in 2016 and are actually an overeffective predator that are driving gastrodon populations almost to extinction in some parts of alola. This is actually just blatant misinformation? I guess??

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I gained a net 0 amount of information from this post 😭

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need

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"this is my beautiful baby his name is #00FF0E"

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🪁 macrobyke Follow

can we please normalize battling people without making eye contact. "oh oh oh its polite to warn people before you battle them!!!!" L + ratio + skill issue + never let em know your next move + dragonite use hyper beam

[unownroamingthroughspaceandtime]

[val-victory]

I was worried about Bit, but he seems to be okay, he's just hanging out in his little Play pen.

[nebula-pkm]

Has anyone ever wondered if salt is the only rock that can be used to “season” foods? Using season very lightly here but I digress. There’s gotta be more tasty rocks. And by proxy, tasty rock Pokémon. I wanna see if I lick a geodude if it’ll taste good. Might be weird though.

[mauce-pkm]

I just saw someone try to take a bite out of a terra crystal ??? Paldea kids are a different breed I swear to Arceus

[lunar-starfaller]

I’ve been told there’s some sort of academy called Naranja. Might check it out. Also I learned how to catch Pokémon, and so my little bread friend is officially under my care.

[pokemonranch]

We are in the middle of a heatwave in Sinnoh and these guys have been poppin' up like Shroomish!

[acquirer-of-the-sire]

My boy Bobby chilling in the bath

@realpokemon

[weak2dragon]

Tilly in the window getting nice and sunbaked