#procreate bdp

[badlydrawingyourpokemon]

try not to directly spoil it for other people but i’d love to know how you feel about the guy inside

formatting is a bit weird because the website was being weird with it

[cyhsal]

Frame study: Nairn Across Britain - Trans-pennine Canal - Blackburn Shopping Centre ⛲️

Instagram // Twitter // Threads // VK // ArtStation // Mastodon

[watching-pictures-move]

Put On Your Raincoats | Wild Things (De Renzy, 1985)

Like I did with my review of Ball Busters, I present to you some stray observations in scattershot form, not unlike the vignette structure of the film being commented on:

I didn't watch this to make a "We have Wild Things at home!" joke, because I haven't seen Wild Things (1998) and this was released first. I'm innocent of all charges, your honor.

This is bookended by a pair of roughie-style scenes. I think the first one is better, in that the female aggressors make it stand out against the usual genre dynamics and the latter has John Leslie doing some weird bear growl noises I found a bit distracting. Both also have neat twists at the end that go a long way in alleviating the sleaze factor that normally comes with these things.

Between the organ music on the soundtrack, the pointed shot of the cross dangling Kimberly Carson's breasts, her desire to make love as a means of procreation and her devout nature ("I'm talking to God here"), the segment where Herschel Savage tries to impregnate Carson plays like a middle finger to the moral majority types, although one could argue it's a bit more subtle than the usual evangelical characters in more overt porno satires (Spitfire, Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning). This is also the only time I can recall off the top of my head seeing Savage with a beard, and combined with the leather jacket he's introduced in, it's a pretty good look. (Much better than the Gene Shalit 'stache he had in Skin Flicks.)

As someone who's made that same awful sitcom double date joke in too many reviews, I have a tremendous amount of respect for Elle Rio for following through on it. You see, the problem is that "there is so many men and how you say, so little time", and maybe she "should get a little book or something", so she "accidentally date two guys at the same time!" (For the record, I love her accent and her mellifluous voice. I'm not making fun, I promise.) And rather than suffer any embarrassment, she takes charge and resolves things in the most elegant manner possible given the circumstances. (Hint: it rhymes with "free gum.") Apparently this was added after the fact (the breaking of the fourth wall feels more in line with Ball Busters) but is arguably a highlight, making this not unlike a Heaven's Gate situation where a later release is supposed to be the superior version. Or maybe like the Snyder Cut. Definitely not like Apocalypse Now: Redux, where the additional footage kills the pacing. Bonus points for Tom Byron's terrible mustache and his insistence on kicking rocks at Jon Martin's car. "A lot of men, they don't have the kind of sense of humour like we girls do."

Maybe I'm still high off a rewatch of Body Double, but there's one shot where the husband is masturbating in the foreground and the wife is masturbating in the background that looks a little bit like a composition from Mr. BDP himself. Now if you just switched out the rack focus for a split diopter, we'd be in business. (This scene also starts with the wife looking at magazine layout with *shudders* Ron Jeremy, and thankfully that's where he stays.) And before you think I'm giving the movie too much credit visually, there's some pretty nice use of lens flare and shadows throughout. This is not without a decent amount of style.

Lots of great music throughout, probably a little heavier on the rock side of things (psych rock jams, garage rock, funk rock, maybe a little doo wop), but my favourite bit of scoring has to be the fluttering synths in the first scene.

While I missed the knockoff Troy McClure shtick John Leslie was doing while hosting Ball Busters, Jill Ferrar is not without her charms and has some fun interplay with the crew. Also, unlike Leslie she doesn't try to push a heretofore unheard of definition of the title, so definitely wins some points there.

Now, as for whether this is any good: if you like the performers, I can report they are in fine form, and if you are not yet sold on any of them, a strong case is made for all. (MVP: Elle Rio, for the record.) There's enough variation in the premises of each segment, the energy level is consistently high, and the film is not without a good amount of humour (and doesn't feel mean spirited the way I've found De Renzy sometimes can be). I'm assuming Howard Hawks never saw this (because it was released after his passing, unless he came back a decade later like Bruce Lee was prophesied to in Ng See-Yuen's Bruce Lee: The Man, The Myth), but it meets his criteria for a good movie and then some.

[travroc]

Graff mood last night. Its been a while but I can still get down...💨💨💨 #graff #graffiti #graffitiart #aerosol #aersolart #spray #DRYP #DRYPS #piece #piecing #outforfame #nonstopart #front #art #design #procreate #hiphop #krsone #bdp #duckdown #brooklyn #nyc (at 95th Street Subway Station R Train) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2Zc_G1ljS6/?igshid=1jp21fnczrwwn

[badlydrawingyourpokemon]

Example of my work before I begin

[badlydrawingyourpokemon]

@fenthepokestudent: i think that @bug-catcher-oliver’s Wurmple, Discord, definitely deserves to be drawn

he is a neat little worm

Begging for treats

[badlydrawingyourpokemon]

Hellooooo! Is it too much to ask for a little drawing of a Relicanth? I think feesh are cool.

Thank you!

Fuck yeah, Relicanth

[badlydrawingyourpokemon]

here’s my trainer card if you wanna draw any of my guys. pick whichever you want!!

— @disablednecrozma

”Lion this ask is two months old—” shh. into the box with you

this may be the coolest looking unown i’ve ever seen

couldn’t tell if the gold on the top was a marking or an accessory so i assume it was a marking lol

[badlydrawingyourpokemon]

Pinned post go brrrr

hi I’m Lion. yeah, the animal. real names are overrated. you could also call me Drawer if you prefer that

it/its with a side of literally everything please go wild. if you refer to me with a different pronoun every time one is needed i will personally mail you a box of chocolates

tags:

#badly drawn pokemon - yeah

#bonus badly drawn pokemon - guys i post outside of the queue

#not a badly drawn pokemon - catchall tag for posts that aren’t badly drawn pokemon

#the drawer speaks - waoh i talk bet you didn’t know that

#procreate bdp - badly drawn pokemon drawn in procreate

#wigglypaint bdp - badly drawn pokemon drawn in wigglypaint

#flipaclip bdp - yeah

i also tag with the pokemon’s name for easier searching

zionists and TERFs fuck off