#rotissery

[sophsun1]

But if he can't take you ballroom dancing and tell you you're pretty, hell with him, is that it?

[whatisamildopinion]

I feel like we, as a society, are sleeping on how funny Sklonda Gukgak is as a character. yes, yes, she's amazing and heartbreaking and I would die for her. we all know it. let's talk about how she is objectively fucking hilarious.

she's a single mom. she instituted a minimum four hour nightly sleep for her son, completely ignoring the fact that her son got his sleep and coffee habits from her. she took a hard left from police work into public defense, but kept her gun and goes to active crime scenes with her son and his friend. they mentioned one (1) time that she was dating a devil who is easily ten times the size of her entire body. this fact is never brought up again. she loves her son's friends, but does not like or trust any of them. despite this, she 100% went on vacation with them and all their parents. she laments her son's relentless and self-destructive work ethic right before conking out on the kitchen table at 3am. she helped her kid eat a dragon.

this woman is as feral as they come. she's hilarious. I adore her. 11/10, Brennan. no notes.

[lavendersagez]

congratulations to @fluffffpillow and @jencilthepencil for making the Most Characters Ever. Both of them have been living in my head rent free for months, and they keep trying to kill each other. It's getting dire.

I decided to give phantasmo a lil skull nose cause my style is a little more realistic and he looked a bit odd without it. I'm actually really proud of how this came out cause it's a brand new technique I'm learning to work with!! Total work time was about nine hours :>

as always, click for better quality!

[stinkrat-aleks]

you know, I hate to say it, but i told you so!

[ferretsarefurryappendagedsnakes]

I know I’m probably in the minority here but the pool scene, Gideon giving Harrow a kiss at the juncture of nose and forehead , infinitely more romantic and tender than on the mouth for a moment like that. It was perfect.

[lonelyslutavatar]

sorry to break it to you but asexuality doesn't equal sexual purity. To some of us, sex is like... rotisserie chicken.

[snarkspawn]

Let There Be Light

[spidertams]

Can I interest you in a couple of Jasons…

[frenchublog]

[gallusneve]

You turned from your queen, and I turned from my goddess. We were made for each other.

[catfindr]

[ivytea]

may-bells cuisine

[red-nightskies]

Every stone on every mountain, Is etched with my name

[trungles]

I can’t tell if I’m kidding, really.

[acorviart]

surely this small spinning rotisserie chicken will solve all my problems

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[azaisya]

never not thinking about about finrod snake symbolism