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actually obsessed with this specific interaction from Inner Demons like


not sure what exact conclusions to make, but these lines coming out of illario's mouth, thoughts that are straight up lucanis' darkest fears that these illusory mouthpieces are trying to convince rook are true. that spite was always in him. that he's not worth saving. that he's a danger to everyone. the repetition in the thought fragments of this can't be me i can't be this this can't be what i am. there is stuff Happening here and it's insane stuff
#do you like my lack of a conclusion i have no conclusion i am however gnawing on it#that's all#datv spoilers#datv#rosie plays game kinda okay#that dragon sure does age#lucanis dellamorte
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HAZBIN MEN AS DADS
Featuring >>> Adam, Alastor, Angel Dust (Anthony), Lucifer, Husk, Vox, & Valentino x Reader (Separately) as fathers.


(not proofread if that wasnât obvious lol)
Adam:
Total boy dad. I can see him with a little girl, (letâs be honest, his daughter would 100% become an exorcist and take over after he retires as commander (if he ever retires lol)), but he would turn his son into the the next exorcist commander.
Adam is definitely a bit misogynisticâŚand no matter what you do, atleast a little bit of that would be passed down to your child. If Adam had a son (not him already having two other sonsâŚ), he would start training him at a very young age. (Kinda like the career tributes from the hunger games if yk what I mean. (Oh, you donât? I donât blame you lol. Idk what I even meant by this tbh. Donât worry about it-))
With a girl, I can 100% see him being overly protective TO THE EXTREME. Heâs the type to scare off teenage boys lol.
Alastor:
Is probably the best dad on this list (except for Luci ofc.) Is super protective of his family. Would not let your baby out of his sight for the first few weeks. Would offer to help you with the baby when it wakes up crying late at night.
Is totally a girl dad. He would willingly play dress up and have tea parties with her in her roomâŚbut it will not be mentioned outside of there. When going out for an outing, he would dress her up to match his colorsâred & blackâand give you a few extra minutes to get ready.
The two of you want some alone time? Heâll ask Rosie. If sheâs busy he is forcing either Husk or Niffty to watch the child. Alastor also most definitely keeps your young, innocent child away from Angel Dust for âreasonsâ he doesnât want to elaborate on. Your child will inherit his powers and will be almost as strong as him one day!
Husk:
OkayâŚso first of all, the elephant in the room. His alcoholism. I donât think Husk would completely stop drinking, but would tone it down for the sake of you and your child. When heâs drinking/drunk, he would make sure he wasnât around your child, not wanting that kid to see the ârealâ him.
He would totally be a girl dad. He would completely deny it but we all know itâs true. Like Alastor, if your daughter wanted him to dress up, have a tea party with him, etc. I think it would take a little more convincing than Alastor but in the end he would do it.
Would be overly protective. ESPECIALLY AROUND ALASTOR. Husk would make sure that your child was atleast six feet away from the deer demon at all times. Husk obviously has lots of experience with Alastor as a person, so he of all people knows that Alastor could (and maybe would???) manipulate his spawn into a deal.
Angel Dust:
Angel is extremely excitedâŚbutâŚHe is nervous. VERY anxious.
Angel would be a good dad, but he is worried about his deal with Val. Who knows what Val would do if he found out he was in another relationshipâŚlet alone with a child! When the child in question is born, he does everything in his power to hide them from Val.
If Val found out, he would be pissed. After calming down (barely), he would try to get your child under contract to punish Angel. Therefore, Angel is obviously very protective. Angel would teach your child how to be street-smart and survive on the streets of hell. Your child would learn from Angelâs mistakes.
Lucifer:
WHAT? HES GONNA BE A DAD (again)!? He is so stoked. Before the baby is even born they have everything they could ever want. Anything for his little duckling.
Your child would be homeschooled, but not by you. By the most well-known and well-educated members of Hellâs society. Your child is truly getting a million dollar education. Oh! And if your child decides to get a higher education after high school? Itâs already taken care of. Lucifer makes sure that there are schools ready to take your child to college before your baby even turns two!
For some characters, I feel like they would either be girl dads or boy dads, but Lucifer could truly be either. With a little girl, I could totally see him playing dress up or Barbies with her, no problem! With a boy, same thing.
Vox:
Your child hit the jackpot. I meanâŚwho wouldnât want the richest overlord in all of pride to be their father? I just pray the kid doesnât come out looking like a leapfrog or iPadâŚ
Your child would be an iPad kid (vPad?) They would have all the newest technology and toys, they wouldnât even know what to do with it all! Seriously though, this kid 100% has a playroom just filled with all the toys Vox either made or bought for them. He definitely spoils them (and you).
Your kid is a nepo baby. As they get into their teenage years, Vox would make sure they started to gain fame. Whether itâs by singing or acting (or both), or becoming a powerful overlord like himself, Vox would help them reach that.
Both you and Vox would make sure that your baby is supervised around Val and Velvette, if Vox even lets the kid around Valentino. He does NOT want Valentino trying to swindle them into a deal.
Valentino:
Bestie...What were you thinking? Letâs be honest. Valentino would not be the greatest dad. Definitely not the worst, but not great.
He would 100% leave your kid unsupervised. Youâd better always be watching because he definitely isnât. Speaking of supervision, Val would just randomly bring your child into his studioâŚWhen the two of you are spending âtimeâ together, he would either get Vel or Vox to watch the baby, or one of the souls he has under contract. Is surprisingly overprotective.
Val would teach make sure your child knows Spanish, threatening to âdisown the bratâ if they refused. Luckily, you are there to stop Valentino from going off on your baby. Your child definitely learns a few Spanish swears from him.
TYSM FOR 1K NOTES GUYS! I really appreciate the support. As of now, this is my most liked post ever. Iâm glad you guys enjoyed it so much! Thank you! <3
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Shut Up | Y.JW
ăpairingă : bf!jungwon x fem!reader ăword countă : 1.5k
ăsynopsisă : something about seeing your boyfriend so pissed off just made you want to push his buttons even more...
ăgenreă : smut
ăwarningsă : MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!!, cussing, reader is a brat, choking, mirror sex, angry sex, petnames (sweetheart, princess...), derogatory names (slut), biting/marking, unprotected sex, cream pie, orgasm denial, clit play, rough sex, dom!jungwon x sub!reader, jungwon is kinda mean, hair pulling, lmk if I missed anything!
ănotesă : when he posted these on weverse I could have sworn I gasped so loud at work that my coworkers were asking if I was okay... I was, in fact, NOT okay, bc do you see him?? the first thought that came into my mind was him and mirror sex... so I give you this drabble/hard thought đđ¤
You aren't entirely sure what compelled you to push Jungwon's buttons. Maybe it was the scowl he was wearing the moment he walked into the house, yelling at someone on the other side of his phone. Or maybe it was the fact that you had been in a bratty mood all day long and just wanted to push him until he snapped.
It was probably a mixture of both if you were being completely honest.
"y/n, I'm not going to tell you again," his voice was cold as he pulled the phone from his ear, muting the other person. "take your bullshit somewhere else." Then he was right back on the phone, not even sparing you a glance.
Your eyes narrow into slits, arms crossing over your chest. The urge to back talk was strong, but you knew it wouldn't get you anywhere but a possible screaming match, so you opted for the other, more perfect route.
"I'm not gonna tell you again, blah blah blah." you mocked his words as you turned around to leave the living room, missing the dark stare you were getting from your boyfriend. "Whatever, I'm going to take a shower."
Jungwon didn't have to see your face to know that you had rolled your eyes; the tone of your voice was more than enough of a tale-tell sign. His eye twitched as he watched you walk away, still mocking what he had said, your fingers opening and closing as if you were using a sock puppet. However, what set him off was the last few words you spoke before disappearing into the bedroom.
"what the fuck ever, asshole."
His tongue pressed against the inside of his cheek as he listened to his friend talk. However, before too long, Jungwon told him that he would call him later before hanging up and throwing the phone onto the couch.
Standing on his feet, he made his way towards the bedroom, pushing the door open. Walking inside, he looked over to see the bathroom door wide open and you standing at the counter finishing your skincare routine.
Sensing his eyes on your body, you turned your head to look at him with a raised eyebrow.
"Finally, decide to stop being an ass?" you asked, trying to bite back the smirk that was tugging on your lips. however, the glare that morphed on his face told you that you had finally gotten under his skin, "guess not."
Rolling your eyes, you turn back towards the mirror, reaching for your toothbrush. Before you could even wrap your fingers around it, Jungwon stalked towards you in quick strides, hand grabbing the back of your neck and pushing your body flat on the marble countertop.
"Is this just some game to you?" His voice was low as he grabbed the hem of your shorts with his other hand. "Pushing all of my fucking buttons, and for what?"
A loud whine fell from your lips when his hand came down, landing a harsh smack on your ass. His fingers dug into the plump fat, watching the skin turn a rosy red.
"Won-"
"Shut up," he growled, moving his hand to undo the button of his jeans before shoving them down along with his boxers, allowing his hard cock to spring free.
The feeling of his top prodding your dripping slit makes a choked whimper fall from your lips. Jungwon scoffed at the feeling of how wet you had become.
"Did fucking with me really make you this wet?" He chuckled darkly, slipping his tip into your tight walls, "such a dirty fucking slut."
Then he pushed into you all at once, not giving you even a moment to adjust before he was slamming into your cunt mercilessly. His harsh movements stole all of the air from your lungs, leaving you a whining mess, tears falling from your eyes due to the immense pleasure.
"Fuck." Jungwon groaned before releasing his hold on your neck, only to tangle his fingers in your hair, tugging your head up and eliciting a loud moan from your lips. "Look at yourself, sweetheart. Is this what you wanted?" You whined, opening your teary eyes to watch as Jungwon continued to fuck into you.
You tried your best to keep your eyes on the mirror, watching Jungwon's eyebrows scrunch together every time you squeezed around him or how taunt his jaw was from the annoyance and frustration. When he brushed over your sweet spot, a choked moan of his name slipped from your lips as your eyes squeezed shut.
"Uh huh, princess, open those eyes." Jungwon seethed, delivering a peculiarly hard thrust, making you cry out. However, when you didn't open your eyes, he slowed to a stop.
"No... won, plea-"
"Keep your fucking eyes open and on the mirror, or you won't get to cum slut." his tone was harsh as he tugged on your hair, prompting you to open your eyes and meet his burning gaze through the mirror.
And just like that, he continued his brutal pace, fucking into your abused pussy until you were a trembling, crying mess in his hold.
"F-Fuck won!" you cried out when the head of his cock nudged your cervix, making stars dance across your vision.
Jungwon hissed when your cunt squeezed him tightly, "Don't you dare cum until I tell you to." He growled, tugging your body up more until your back was pressed against his chest. His fingers released your locks before encasing your throat once more.
A broken whine fell from your throat as he squeezed, head falling back onto his shoulder and your eyes rolling. His lips nipped at your jaw as his pace slowed once more, making your body shake, the pleasure being ripped away once more.
"What did I fucking say," he growled right next to your ear, warm breath fanning your flushed neck.
Incoherent whimpers and apologies fell from your plump lips as you tried to keep your eyes open. Jungwon smirked at you through the reflective glass, loving the tears that decorated your pretty face. Squeezing your throat just a bit more, he got a choked moan from your parted lips before he picked up his relentless pace.
The coil in your gut tightened to unimaginable levels, ready to snap at any given moment. Your legs started to shake, and your body felt like it was ready to burst.
"Wonnie! I wanna cum, please," you begged, tears streaming down your cheeks, eyes finding him through your hazy vision.
Jungwon chucked darkly; his fingers that were on your hip moved to toy with your puffy clit sending shockwaves throughout your body. A choked scream tore from your lungs. There was no way you were going to be able to hold off, not at this rate.
Opening your mouth to plead for him to let you cum, you were cut off by the feeling of his teeth sinking into your neck. A loud cry erupted from your mouth, almost pushing you over the edge.
Jungwon loved seeing you try so hard to keep your orgasm at bay, wanting to please him even after acting like a brat for the last half of the day. He then pressed his tongue flat over the puncture wounds, soothing the pain a bit before pressing hot and wet kisses all over your neck and shoulder.
A sharp groan fell from his lip as he felt his own orgasm building up. The way your silly walls were squeezing him drove him up a wall, wanting nothing more than to stay in your slick heat.
"Won! fuck, fuck, fuck!" the word fell from your lips like a mantra as his fingers on your clit picked up their pace. Your eyes rolled once more, pushing more tears to drop down your flushed cheeks.
"Cum for me slut." Jungwon growled against your skin, and your whole body started to tremble in his hold as your orgasm washed over you.
Soundless moans and pitiful squeaks fell from your lips as he continued his hard thrusts, his fingers never leaving your clit, prolonging your orgasm until he was spilling deep into your womb.
The two of you stood there breathless, Jungwon's hands being the only thing keeping you up, seeing as your legs felt like jelly. If he were to let go, you'd collapse onto the ground.
Jungwon chuckled before laying soft kisses along the skin of your shoulder up to your jaw. Then he had you turned around and sat on top of the counter, your hands squeezing his broad shoulders.
"Don't think we're done yet," he smirked at the look of surprise on your fucked out face. Grabbing your jaw tightly, he pulled your face close to his, lips merely inches away from yours. "Because I still have a lot of frustration left." Then he sealed your lips with his in a searing kiss, stealing the breath from your lungs once more.

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Grill the Kid
Synopsis: Y/n is the favorite for Grill the Grid. A few of the 2023 episodes are a reminder why.
young female driver reader x 2023 F1 Grid
A/N: a couple things; team doesnât really matter here, Iâm just using the drivers shown in the videos. iâm also using a challenge from previous years to make it more interesting
Grill the Grid Episode 1: Driver Heights
You walk in to see a tall easel. âOh, whatâs this for?â You ask Rosanna, the host of the games.
âWeâve got a heigh chart and magnets with all the driverâs names on them. And youâve got to place them in height order in two minutesâ
You nod. âI can do thatâ
âYou ready? 3, 2, 1, goâ
âOkay, how am I gonna do this?â You say, asking no one in specific.
âLetâs just do this in order I see them- actually, waitâ You search for two names specifically, then slap one at the very top, the other at the bottom.
âWeâre gonna put Yuki right below my name, heâs not as tall as me, but heâs closeâ
âThen...um...whoâs the next tallest? Estie or Alex?â You look to Rosanna as if she can tell you.
âWeâll do Estie, Alex, then, Stroll, I guess? Lance is pretty tall, he can go right thereâ You flip through the magnets in your hands, eyebrows furrowed.
âShould we do shortest to tallest then? That might be easierâ
âLando is, of course, a midget and belongs all the way down thereâ You crouch, placing your friendâs name at the bottom with a grin.
âWho else is short? Fernando and Checo, theyâre pretty short. I think Fernando is shorter than Checo, thoughâ
âUmm, Lewis isnât that tall, oh! Neither is Valtteri, sorry Valtteri. KMag, heâs also not super tallâ
âI think from then on, everyone else is kinda similar in height- actually no, Pierre thinks that heâs tall, heâs notâ
âMax- is Max tall? He might be, heâs just not tall in my mind. Weâll put him in the middle. Charles, weâll put him right next to Maxâ A cheeky smile suddenly comes on to your face.
âZhou is kinda tall, maybe, but weâll put him below Charles and Maxâ
âOscar? See, again heâs not tall in my mind, but he might actually be tall, so I donât know. Iâll put him above Zhou but below Charles and Max, that might workâ
âCarlos, uh, he can be tall, weâll put him above right below Charles and Maxâ
âOh, Hulk! Heâs tall, Nicoâs tall, weâll put him below Alex and in front of Lanceâ
âLast person is Logan, heâs tall, I think, not that tall though, maybe below Lanceâ You place the last name on the chart.
âOkay, Iâm done, I did great, but you can tell me what you think is wrong, anywaysâ you say jokingly, smiling at Rosanna.
âSo, Y/n, Iâm sorry to tell you but you are not the tallest on the gridâ Rosanna says in front of you, fake sympathy on her face.
âWhat do you mean? Of course I am, I tower above everyone, clearlyâ You gesture to yourself.
âOkay then, well, Yuki is not the second tallestâ The woman says as you shake your head.
âRosie, I donât know what you see, but Yuki is almost as tall as meâ You look up to see her sighing.
âAre you really not going to change it?â
âThereâs nothing to changeâ You smile, shrugging. âAlright then. Esteban is the-â She pauses, then plays along with your game. âThe third tallestâ You smile successfully.
âThen in your books, I guess, Alex is the fourth tallest, and George- what did George do to you that made you put him on the bottom?â
âHeâs George, thatâs enough sometimesâ You see Rosanna face palm, then ask again, âYouâre not going to change his?â
âNopeâ You shake your head. âOkay- moving on, you got Nico and Lance right. Max is actually taller than Logan, then goes Charles- are you not going to change them either?â She exclaims, exhasperated already.
âNoâ you say simply. She sighs. âSo Charles, you got Oscar and Carlos wrong, Oscar is taller than Carlosâ
âReally? Heâs taller than Carlos? Okay, Iâll move themâ
âPierre goes right below Carlos, then Kevin-â You cut her off. âActually? Wow, I was wrongâ
âYes, somehowâ Rosanna rolls her eyes playfully.âThen comes Zhou, heâs shorter than KMag, then Lewis, heâs taller than Sergio. Checo is taller than Valtteri, then Fernando, and then Landoâ
She finishes, refraining from voicing her opinion about yours and Yukiâs heights. âSo I got them all right!â You exclaim, grinning. âSure Y/n, you got them all rightâ
Grill the Grid Episode 2: Geography
âAlright, here we goâ You walk into the studio, greeting Rosanna and everyone else behind the cameras as you go. âWhatâre we doing today?â You ask, standing on the mark on the floor.
Rosanna smirks, and you know this isnât going to go well. âGeographyâ
Your face falls.
âIn fifteen secondsâ
Your jaw drops.
âOh my god, I hate this gameâ
She hands you the clipboard. âYou ready?â
âNoâ You deadpan.
âOkay, 3, 2, 1, goâ She ignores you and starts the timer.
And then youâre dotting the paper frantically, your eyes trying to keep up with your hands. âTen secondsâ
âShut upâ you say dryly, but youâre grinning.
âWhereâs Monaco?â You mutter.
âFive secondsâ
âNoâ
âTimeâs upâ she tells you, the alarm going off in front of you.
âWaitâ Your eyes quickly scanning the paper. âOkay, Iâm doneâ You look up.
âThe timerâs been off for like, ten secondsâ Rosanna laughs.
âOh wellâ
âOkay, Y/n, show me what youâve doneâ You grin, turning the clipboard around to reveal a messily dotted paper.
âOh myâ
âGood, right?â
âItâs certainly somethingâ
âYeah, something amazingâ
âSure, Y/n. Tell me what itâs supposed to beâ
âOkay so, we have Miami, Texas, Las Vegasâ You point to the US on the map.
âYouâve got that bit rightâ
âThen Mexico, and Montreal is somewhere up hereâ You gesture to Canada. âNot where Mexico City or Montreal are, but Iâll give you the pointâ
âAustralia, Brazil, and the UKâ
âYeah, then whatâs the mess on the rest of Europe?â You grin. âThereâs Russia, Singapore is like, down hereâ
âRussiaâs right, Singapore isnâtâ
You give her a look. âWhat? You got them wrong!â
âHow am I supposed to win if you tell me I get them wrong?â
âMaybe you wonât win then. Câmon-â
You cut her off. âAre you doubting my skills? Fine, Iâll show you. Japan is here-â
âNo itâs notâ
âThis is Italyâ
âThat oneâs rightâ
âBelgium is hereâ
âNopeâ
âThis is the Netherlandsâ
âSwitzerland, actuallyâ
âThatâs Bahrainâ Rosanna shakes her head. âItâs notâ
âSaudia Arabia is hereâ
âThatâs rightâ
âSee, I told you I know my stuffâ You tap your head with the marker and grin.
âYouâve got like six wrongâ
âThatâs Bakuâ
âNot even closeâ
âAnd then thereâs Monacoâ âYou did get that oneâ You smile proudly.
âSpainâ
âYeahâ
âAustria?â
âYou were on a streak! Not Austriaâ
âHungaryâ
âYou are back to being wrongâ
âQatarâ
âYes, that���s Qatarâ
âAnd Abu Dhabiâ You finish.
âAnd no. Congrats Y/n, you got 14/23 rightâ
âYeah, I always get it rightâ
âI- okay Y/nâ
Grill the Grid Episode 3: Youngest to Oldest
âHiâ You sing-song as you walk into the studio and on the mark on the floor.
âToday Y/n, youâre going to put the drivers on the grid in their age order, from the youngest at the top and oldest at the bottom. You have two minutesâ Rosanna says, giving you 20 magnets with each driverâs name on them.
âAre you ready?â She asks as you flip through each name.
âYeah, why notâ
â3, 2, 1, goâ
âAlright this is gonna be easy. Letâs find oldest and youngest first, so me, I go at the very top, and then... Fernando right here, goes all the way to the bottomâ You turn to grin at the camera.
âI believe Oscar is the next youngest, and then Logan? Heâs besties with Oscar and that means theyâre the same age so yeah, Loganâ
You flip through a few more, and suddenly pause.âUm, how old is Zhou? Heâs gotta be like, 21? 22? Weâll put him above Loganâ
âThen Lando, oh and Yuki, he turned 22 or 23 a few months ago?â You know youâre not getting any answers, you never do, but you ask anyway.
âOr maybe theyâre the same age! Yeah, letâs go with that, Lando and Yuki same ageâ
âThen... Okay, this isnât easy, whoâs next? How old is Charles? Iâm gonna say 25 because heâs definitely not 26 and I donât think anyone is younger than him. So, Charles, I think Pierre because again, theyâre besties and that means theyâre the same age- or no, Pierre is like, a little olderâ
âAnd Max, heâs young, heâs 25 so- oh noâ
âIs Pierre older than Max?â
âHow old is- Pierre is 26 right? So it goes Chares, Max, then Pierreâ
âNo because how old is Alex? Heâs gotta be like 25 right? He canât be- how old is George?â
âOh my god, because see, in my mind, George is like 27 but I know-â
You pause.
âI don't think thatâs true so- but how old is Alex?â
âOh jeezâ You cover your face with your hands.
âAlright, letâs do me, Oscar, Logan, Zhou, Lando and Yuki, Alex, Charles, George, Max, Pierre, and then Esteban to top it all off. That makes senseâ
âThat brings us to like 26-wait! How old is Lance?â You groan and throw your hands up.
âHeâs either 24, 25, or 26. Weâll put him in front of Pierre and behind Estieâ You look at your work and nod.
âAnd Carlos! Heâs like 27, maybe, so after Esteban, probablyâ
âYeah, okay, I think after that no one else is in their twenties, so thirtiesâ
âKMag is 31 I think, Checo is- Checo's on the younger side, 33 or like, 35, I donât knowâ
âBottas is somewhere in between, low thirties Iâm gonna say, so after Checoâ
âThen Hulk, I think heâs 35 actually, so weâll put him in front of Valtteriâ ďżź
âAnd then Lewis right under Fernando. Wow, that was easy, Iâm so good at this gameâ You place the last magnet and turn to grin at Rosanna.
âSo, you got the first three right, but Yuki is the fourth youngest, then Lando, and then Zhouâ
âI was closeâ
âThen Lance, George, and Charlesâ
You make a face. âNot so good thenâ
âNext goes Max, Esteban, and Alexâ
âAnd you got the last seven correct, so you did okayâ
âI think I should get extra points for trying thoughâ
âNo, Y/nâ
(I only did 3 episodes because these were the only ones that I could really make a story out of, so⌠the end)
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RECONNECTING | SUGAWARA X READER
time skip! | sugawara being... sugawara? | fate always has a plan even if it means waiting a few years to reach it



Itâs strange, really, how life can change so quickly, so unexpectedly.
Sugawara Koushi was known for many things. For being kind. For being the mom friend though, in reality, he was more like the fun aunt who sneaks you candy when your mother says no sweets after dinner. He liked to think of himself as emotionally available. And yet, he had one big, striking problem: second guessing himself. Badly.
He prided himself on noticing things. The same way he had been painfully aware that Kageyama was a better setter than him back in high school. And despite being a third-year, despite wanting to play so badly, he had stepped aside for the sake of the team. He told himself he was fine with it, fine with standing on the sidelines, fine with only being subbed in at the last minute. As long as Karasuno won, he was okay.
What he hadnât realized was how that very mindset had bled into the rest of his life, turning every decision into a relentless game of second guessing.
And thatâs where you came in.
You, with your stubbornness. You, with your loud mouth and fleeting thoughts. You, who never let him get away with his twisted way of thinking. You called him out on a daily basis, or almost. And back then, at eighteen, he hadnât understood it. He had been torn between wanting to cuss you out and just collapsing into your arms. Because how could someone see right through him like that? How could someone understand him so well it was almost terrifying?
But he never acted on it. Every day, he looked in the mirror and convinced himself it was nothing. That you were just in his thoughts too often because you were annoying. Loud. Always in his face. Always challenging him. Alwaysâ
But that wasnât the truth. It never was.
The truth was that Sugawara had been deeply and utterly in love with you. With every irritating habit, every flaw you tried to pretend didnât bother you but he saw through it anyway. He had been in love with the way your hair moved in the wind, the way your eyes lit up when you laughed, the way you always tried (and failed) to suppress your laughter, only for it to burst out louder than anyone else's in the room.
Or maybe, it was simply the way you looked that day in early January, at the shrine.
Cheeks rosy from the cold, bundled up in a coat so puffy you practically rolled instead of walked, with a scarf big enough for three people. Maybe it was the way you looked at him, maybe it was the realization that in less than three months, youâd both be graduating and he wouldnât see you every day anymore. His heart had felt heavy in his throat.
It had been the first time you two hadnât fought. No arguing, no bickering, just laughter. And yet, even then, he had been too much of a coward to say anything.
"Youâre staring at me." Your voice pulls Sugawara out of his daze. He blinks, realizing heâs been watching you fidget with your scarf, adjusting it every two seconds like itâll somehow keep the cold out better.
"No, Iâm not."
"Yes, you are," you counter, narrowing your eyes. "Do I have something on my face?"
Sugawara exhales, his breath visible in the winter air. "Yeah. A giant bug actually. Itâs kinda distracting."
You gasp, smacking his arm. "Rude! I donât⌠right? Please donât tell me i actually have something" you say, while swatting your face with your hands just in case.
He laughs, too easily, too fondly.Â
You grumble something under your breath but donât argue further. Instead, you focus on the shrine, your eyes flickering between the colorful omikuji papers tied to the stands.
"You gonna draw a fortune?" Sugawara asks after a beat.
You glance at him, then back at the small wooden box filled with paper fortunes. "Dunno. What if it says my luck is horrible?"
"Then Iâll steal it and replace it with a good one."
"Thatâs cheating."
"No, thatâs strategic optimism," he grins.
Your laughter is softer this time. Warmer. "Alright, fine. But if it says I have bad luck, Iâm blaming you forever."
You reach in, pull out a slip of paper, and read it. Sugawara watches as your expression shifts. For a moment, he swears he sees a flicker of something, hesitation? Hope? Then, you shove the paper into your pocket and huff.
"Well? What does it say?" he prompts.
"Not telling."
"Why?"
"Because," you say simply, "if I do, youâll probably start second guessing things again."
And just like that, something tightens in his chest.
He wants to ask. He wants to press. But instead, he just watches as you turn away, eyes still locked on the omikuji papers board fluttering in the cold wind.
⌠. ăâş ă . ⌠. ăâş ă . ⌠. ăâş ă . ⌠. ăâş ă . âŚ
And now he finds himself in an interesting position. Itâs been a few years and at the moment he was torn between a) drinking his melancholy away b) dive into the nearest bush and make his exit c) pretend everything is fine while internally screaming for the choices he has made at 18 and that are coming back now at 23 to bite his ass d) all of the above in that orderÂ
Because when Tanaka had said, âHey man, you have to come to my wedding. No ifs, no buts. And youâre going to be my best man,â Sugawara had certainly not expected to be paired up with you.
And it was embarrassing, he was twenty three years old, yet he still struggled to look you in the eyes. Because you were even more stunning now. Because your light had only grown brighter. Because, despite the years that had passed, that same feeling still lurked deep inside of him.
And for a moment, he was eighteen again.
He didnât know if Kiyoko and Tanaka had paired the two of you as best man and maid of honor on purpose or if it was a complete accident. All he knew was that, now more than ever, he wanted to make up for lost time.
His thoughts though, were interrupted by you. Which after a moment of silence, awkward glances your voice fills the silent space between the two of you.
"You know, my omikuji back then was right."Â
He looks at you perplexed. Thereâs no way after years of not seeing each other, the closest contact being likes on instagram pictures and occasionals birthday wishes, you brought up as your first thing the same exact thing he had been thinking just now.Â
"About what?" he asks, his eyes curious, with a hint of something he hadnât had in years.Â
"That fate is patient."
đŽ "大ĺ = great fortune. An important connection is slipping away. If left unspoken, regret will follow. However, fate is patient. Paths that are meant to cross will find their way back to each other."
Š GLAMOURSCAT (all rights reserved. do not share, modify, translate and re-upload my work outside of tumblr)
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02 i'll like you - My World
â.ŕłŕż*:シ Series: reo mikage x f!reader | contains : fluff, angst, jealousy, academic rivals, fake dating
new year, new classes, and reo mikage, a disgrace to your pride and ego
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The air was still, save for the faint wisp of a breeze that whispered through the schoolyard. A quiet hum of chatter filled the space as you stood there, unnoticed by the others.
âNagi Seishiro? Oh, you mean that kid with the white hair?â
âThe one whoâs always sleeping?â
âYeah. I heard he just games all the time. Kinda a bum, donât you think?â
Their words floated around you, but your mind raced faster than you could process. You stood frozen, the sting of their judgment hitting harder than expected. Images swirled in your mind, fragments of thoughts and feelings painting a confusing picture.
ââŚY/N? Donât tell me you zoned out again?â
âH-huh? No, no! I didnât!â you stammered, trying to collect yourself. âI just⌠didnât expect him. So, what do you like about him?â
The question slipped out before you could stop it, but deep down, you already knew the answer wasnât going to be easy to hear. Your heart clenched, the faint ache of something unspoken making it hard to breathe.
âWellâŚâ Yuna began, her cheeks flushing with a rosy hue. âI was at the convenience store, and, um, I didnât bring enough money. He just paid for my things. He was so nice and generous. I know everyone thinks heâs lazy, but⌠itâs like love at first sight.â
Your stomach sank, but you pushed it aside. Smiling brightly, you grabbed Yunaâs hand in encouragement. âThatâs⌠Thatâs wonderful, Yuna!â
âR-really?â she asked, her own smile widening.
âOf course!â you assured her.
Yunaâs excitement only grew. âWell, in that case⌠do you like anyone? Come on, there has to be someone!â
You laughed nervously, shaking your head. âPfft, as if. I donât like anyone.â
âOh, I know that look,â Yuna teased, her curiosity piqued. âTell us!â
Mira joined in, grinning slyly. âCome on, spill it!â
Cornered, you blurted out, âUh⌠um, itâs Reo Mikage! You know, purple hair, charmingâŚ?â He is not charming at all.
Mira raised an eyebrow. âThe Mikage kid, huh? Not a bad pick, but, uh, you do realize every girl is after him, right? And Naomi? Sheâs all over him.â
âHaha⌠yeah,â you laughed awkwardly, hoping the topic would drop quickly. But the weight of the situation pressed heavily on your chest.
Back in class, you barely paid attention as the teacher droned on. You twirled a pen between your fingers, staring at nothing, stressed about everythingâNagi, Yuna. It was all too much.
âPsst.â A folded note slid onto your desk. Opening it, you read the bold, red-inked scrawl: Y/N, I NEED YOUR HELP!!! â YUNA :P
Suppressing a laugh, you glanced up to see Yuna giving you her best pleading expression. The amusement didnât last.
âIs something funny, Y/N?â the teacherâs voice cut through the air. You jumped. âMaybe youâd like to share with the class?â
âUhâno, sir. Nothingâs funny.â
âThen you must be paying excellent attention. Whatâs the formula for this problem right here?â
Panic rose. You didnât recognize itâdespite studying all night. Just as you were about to crumble, a voice chimed in.
âItâs the quadratic formula: ax² + bx + c = 0.â
You turned to see none other than Reo Mikage, his smug expression making your blood boil.
âThank you, Y/N,â the teacher said sarcastically, emphasizing your name in a way that only made you cringe further.
Later, you groaned in frustration as Yuna tried to apologize. âIf you hadnât passed that note, none of this wouldâve happened!â
âSorry, sorry!â she laughed. âHow was I supposed to know the teacher was lurking?â
âItâs whatever,â you sighed. âWhat did you need help with, anyway?â
âThe quadratic formula,â she teased, stifling a giggle.
You glared at her. âI swearâŚâ
âOkay, okay! Joking! But, um, actually⌠I want to join the game club. You know, since Nagiâs in it.â
Your silence stretched for a moment. âDo you even play games?â
âUh⌠I played Roblox with my little cousin once?â
You buried your face in your hands. âYouâre joining because of Nagi.â
âMaybe. Okay, yes! I canât help it!â
Sighing deeply, you relented. âOnly because I love you. Fine. Iâll help.â
Yuna squealed, pulling you into a tight hug. âYouâre the best! Can we start today?â
With the last class ending, unlike walking home with Yuna or staying after school for club activities, youâre staying after school for club activities WITH Yuna to help her out with your crush. And that was how you found yourself dragging Yuna to the club after school. You open the door to the club room, filled with tables of ongoing rows of computers, outlets here and there, some members playing League, and most importantly, there was no Nagi Seishiro. Which kind of made you sigh in relief.
âHeâs not hereâŚâ Yuna mumbled, disappointed.
âHe sometimes comes late,â you offered, trying to cheer her up. âCome on, letâs meet the co-leader so you can join.â
Sitting through her interview was an experience. The co-leader, a stereotypical nerd with thick glasses and a bowl cut, âNow last question, d-do you play genshin impa-â
âDo not finish that question.â You warn. âAnd Yuna donât even answer it.â
âIsnât it that one cool Chinese game?â
âAh! so you know about itâ He excites
âI just told you not to finish that question,â you grumbled as he lit up at Yunaâs response.
Before the conversation could spiral further, the door creaked open. Both you and Yuna turned instinctively. There he wasâNagi Seishiro, focused on his phone, his white hair catching the dim light.
Yunaâs eyes sparkled, but yours darkened as you spotted someone following behind him. Reo.
When had they even become friends? And why did it feel like your entire world was slowly unraveling?
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the genshin thingy was a joke guys ive been playing it since day one I'm a d1 pro at it
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Spectral Circut - Idia Shroud x Reader / Fluff

It was a quiet, lazy afternoon at Night Raven College. The kind of day that begged for an escape into another worldâspecifically, the fantastical realms of anime. Idia Shroud had invited you to his room to watch some shows. Well, technically, you had half-suggested it first, and he mumbled something that sounded like âY-Yeah, okay,â his hair flaring a nervous pink at the ends, before retreating to his room.
Now, here you were, standing outside the door of his dorm room, feeling your heartbeat speed up with every passing second. You knocked onceâbarely loud enough for a person to hearâbut it was too late to back out now. You heard shuffling, the sound of something falling, and then his voice.
âUh⌠come in. Doorâs open!â
You opened the door to a room lit only by the soft blue light of multiple monitors and various tech around his room and the faint blue hue of his glowing hair. Idia was standing in the middle of the room, looking down and nervously playing with his hands, his hair blushed a soft pink tinge* âH-HeyâŚâ he said softly, glancing up at you nervously. âY-You actually came. I mean, of course, you came. We said weâdâuh, yeah.â
âHey,â you replied, stepping further in, feeling a little awkward yourself.
There was a silenceâcomfortable but charged with something new and thrilling.
âI have- um⌠a few options,â Idia began, moving to sit down on the edge of his bed. âS-So, we could watch whatever you feel like. No pressure. I mean, itâs just, uh, anime. Nothing fancy.â He picks up his tablet and pulls up a glowing keyboard, one of his hands typing away at it as he pulls over the screen over his bed.
You sat beside him so you could watch what he was doing, careful to keep a respectable distance but close enough that you could almost feel the heat radiating from his body. The bed dipped under your weight, making the space between you shrink just a little more.
âWhat did you pick?â you asked, peering at the screen.
His fingers hovered over the keyboard as he scrolled through the list. âUh, a few classics, some new stuff. This oneâs a rom-comâwait, n-never mind, thatâs lame. Maybe this action series? Or, uh, this oneâs about video game worldsâtotally not a self-insert thing!â
âIâm fine with whatever you want,â you said softly, smiling.
His fingers twitched, his eyes darting toward you briefly before looking back down. âO-Okay. Cool. Letâs start with this one, then.â
The opening theme began to play and you moved, sitting up against the headboard, settled into the pillows, feeling yourself relax. Idia sat stiffly beside you, his hands gripping each other like they might run away if he didnât hold them tight enough.
As the first episode progressed, you leaned ever so slightly closer, pretending to adjust a pillow but really just trying to bridge the space between you. Idia noticedâof course, he noticedâbut he didnât say anything. His hair flickered pink, his cheeks softly flushing.
When a particularly funny scene played, you both laughed. The sound of your laughter together filled the small, dark room. Idia glanced at you again, his lips quirking into the tiniest, shyest smile.
âThis⌠this isnât so bad,â he murmured.
You turned to look at him, your eyes meeting. âYeah. Itâs nice.â
The anime continued, but neither of you really paid much attention anymore. Your hands were so close they were almost touching. Almost.
With a sudden burst of bravery, you shifted your hand slightly, brushing your pinky against his. Idia froze. His hair flared pink, looking away as his hair gives the room a soft rosy glow, and he quickly tried to compose himself, but the damage was done.
âS-Sorry!â he stammered, pulling his hand back. âI didnâtâ! I meanâ!â
You smiled gently and placed your hand over his, squeezing it lightly. âItâs okay, Idia. Iâm kinda nervous too.â
His eyes widened, and then, slowly, he let your hand rest in his. His grip was tentative, his fingers cool but steady.
And as the second episode began to play, you both settled into a new kind of comfort, hearts racing but finally a little more at ease. The screen glowed, the characters moved, and in the quiet of Idiaâs room, a small, sweet connection grew.
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yeah uh i hope u enjoyed i love my silly little blue guy so muchh hes so skrunkly silly i wanna hold him and put him in a jar like a bug and study him cuz hes my pookie bear đť
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Hazbin Hotel Men as Dads
A/N: This isnât smut also Iâve been super busy sorry guys. Anyways hereâs some of my headcanons of how theyâd be as dads. In honour of Fatherâs Day.
Lucifer
Iâm assuming this is if he had another child after Charlie. For starters, he is AMAZING with babies. Now with Lilith outta the way he can make the nursery duck themed!!!! He gets them baby duck clothes and duck stuffies and of course rubber ducks! If his kid ever gets hurt (a small injury of course) he totally panics like running around frantically. He has you nearby him 24/7. If his kid gives him any sort of gift he will cry. He absolutely adores his children.
Alastor
Yikes okay so heâs definitely no good with babies. But heâs great with older kids and teenagers! He absolutely spoils his kid. Not to mention heâs extremely protective. His kid is practically attached to his hip 24/7. His child never has and never will watch television. Rosie definitely babysits a lot. Alastor would see his child a bit like an opportunity to lead on his legacy if he ever dies. He loves his kid in his own way I guess.
Husk
Heâs pretty good with babies. Very good at getting them to sleep. Crying makes him panic a bit though. A toddler would make him constantly on edge. Thereâs just so much trouble and danger they could get into when heâs not looking. He keeps his kid away from Alastor as much as he can. If his kid is with him while heâs bartending heâll give them a juice or a soda while they colour or read or something. Heâs overall a really good dad.
Sir Pentious
Heâs absolutely amazing with babies. Toddlers make him worry for the same reason as Husk. However, heâs a little less worried since if he doesnât have his eyes on his kid, his eggs do. He loves playing literally any games with them. If his child is sad he tries to cheer them up rather than comfort them. If his kid gets hurt he also panics like Lucifer. He loves matching his outfits with his kid. Heâs a great dad.
Angel Dust
Heâs honestly great with a kid of any age. He can handle the responsibilities of a baby, the chaos of a toddler, the hyperactivity of a kid, and the mood swings of a teenager. He keeps his kid a secret from Valentino out of fear for his kid. He also loves matching outfits. Heâs definitely a chill fun dad.
Adam
Yikes. Heâs not necessarily bad with babies but heâs not great either. Heâs great with toddlers and kids though. He will not censor himself around his kid and heâll find it adorable and hilarious if his kid swears too. He spoils his child to a degree. Lute gets stuck babysitting a lot. Heâs not great with comforting his kid. Heâll give them a pat on the back and thatâs kinda it. Heâs a fun dad but not a great one.
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truth or dare - a chris sturniolo short
a/n: requested by anon; lowercase intended
summary: a game of truth or dare leads to a crush confession

the air was filled with laughter and exposed secrets as we all sat in a circle for game night. chris, matt, nick, madi, nate and i all decided to play a classic game of truth or dare. as the bottle spun, our nerves heightened and our deepest, darkest secrets were waiting to be revealed. the bottle slowed in speed, passing nick, passing madi and landing on me. crap.
âoh, y/n!â madi says in a sing-song voice.
âyeah?â
âwill you tell the truth or shall i dare you to expose yourself?â she asks, as a mischievous grin spreads across her face.
i hesitated, glancing nervously at chris, who was sitting opposite me. iâve had the biggest crush on chris since we first met at a movie premiere. nobody knows about this crush except for madi. i feel everyoneâs eyes on me as they wait for me for my answer.Â
âdare," i finally said, trying to mask my anxiety.
madi's eyes gleamed with mischief. oh no, she better not!
âi dare you to tell us who your crush is."
the room fell silent as everyone turned their attention to me. i feel my cheeks flush and my body go numb. she really went there. my heart races as i feel the panic rush through my body like an adrenaline rush, and without a word, i stand and bolt from the room, leaving everyone else stunned.Â
âum. i think i messed up,â madi says, breaking the awkward silence.
âshould someone go and see if sheâs okay? i feel bad for her,â nate speaks up.
âiâll go and check on her,â chris says, getting up from his spot and going to find me.
âand off the crush goes!âÂ
âmadi!â nick yells.
âiâm going to shut up now as i'm a terrible bestie.â
i hear a faint knock against the bathroom door. hearing chrisâs voice, my heart skips a beat. how did he find me so fast? i quickly wipe my tears to hide the evidence that i was crying from embarrassment and open the door. chris comes in and notices my rosy cheeks and watery eyes.
âhave you been crying?â
i nod in shame and hang my head low as i feel more tears threatening to spill. chris pulls me into his embrace, rubbing my back as i softly sob into his chest. he pulls away and takes me by the hand to lead me into his bedroom.Â
âso, um, madi kinda exposed you even more just before by saying that iâm your crush. is that true?â
âyeah. yeah it is. i just couldnât say it in front of everyone, including you.â
âwhy? matt said his and nate said his. you know you can trust us, right?â chris smiled gently.
âiâm just scared that you donât feel the same way and i didnât want to say anything so i panicked because i didnât think youâd like me the way i like you.â
chris held my hands and he looked right into my eyes. i feel his thumbs run along my hands, bringing me at ease. i watch as he leans in, his face coming within inches of mine. he closes the gap between us and i instantly feel fireworks go off in my stomach. the kiss is soft and passionate, like heâs been wanting to do this for so long. i smile into the kiss, slowly deepening it as i remove my hands from his and wrap them around his neck. i pull away and touch our foreheads together, the spark between us feeling so real.
âi like you, y/n, so much. iâve had a crush on you for a while now too.â
âreally?â
âreally.â
i close the gap between us again, this time the kiss is more passionate and fiery, our tongues colliding as we fight for dominance. chris wins as he pushes me against the bathroom sink. the kiss is so addicting, itâs like a drug. i just canât seem to stop myself. i feel chrisâs hands slide down my waist and to my bum, giving it a slight squeeze, making me jump. our heated makeout session is interrupted for a loud screech.
âwhatâs this?! oh my god!â matt yells in excitement as he finds his brother and myself pressed up against each other.
the other three come rushing to find us up against one another, our hair all messed up and clothes wrinkled. cheers and screams sounded off as we all crushed into a big group hug.Â
âiâm not a terrible bestie anymore! from now on, you can call me madi the truth or dare matchmaker.â
we all laugh at madiâs comment before heading back downstairs to continue where we left off. sitting back in our original positions, we continue our game.
âso, y/n. i dare you to tell us who your crush is.â
âmy crush is christopher owen sturniolo and i like him so much.â i proudly say with my chest.
iâm met with âawwwâ and âooohâ before we all burst into laughter. truth or dare continues into the night, from lap dances to kisses to exposing naughty secrets. i glance over at chris and we make eye contact. smiling, he gestures for me to come over to his side. i sneakily make my way over and he pats his lap. i slowly place myself in his lap and his arms immediately wrap around my waist, his head leaning on my shoulder. i spend the rest of the game in chrisâs lap, kissing him and leaning against him.Â
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MOTA Hockey AU, so tell me about Buck and Bucky's first kiss! Or when they realize they're gonna date :D
OOO okay well this may be subject to change once i start writing (I dont control the characters they control me)
but I think that Bucky kinda makes a real ass of himself at first (SHOCKING)
As i've said, Gale kinda corners Bucky for a quick n dirty long before they're even friends and once they're in the same team Bucky is relentless in his teasing of Buck about it (in situations where he doesnt risk outing him) he's also REAL interested in that happening again please and thank you. Big Buck is pretty much like 'fuck off and fuck you (not sexy' for much of it.
Because it's a new team they do a lottery system for rooming together when traveling in hotels and Buck and Bucky by some weird twist of fate (author loving cliches) they draw straws to room together at least for the first season. This creates a lot of negative tension just due to their different game-day rituals as i went into but also because Bucky continues to hit on gale and try to tempt him into bed. It kinda has the opposite effect and kinda scares the fuck out of Buck and it kinda all comes to a head where a bit too drunk Bucky's trying all his moves in the book and he's kinda got Buck semi cornered in the room and while he isn't doing anything past the line of consent he DOES finally fucking realize "oh this isnt Gale playing a game or playing hard to get I am genuinely making him uncomfortable"
Cue him feeling awful. Cue him going to Curt to be like 'uh i really fucked up bad'
Cue curt threatening to knock Bucky's fake teeth in if he doesn't apologize and leave that boy alone because what the fuck Bucky.
and Bucky's a good guy he is and he genuinely feels so bad and slimy because he's like a dog with a bone and he let it go to far so next time he and Gale are in the hotel room he apologizes with his whole chest and promises he's done. "No more hitting on you. We're teammates and that's it. On my Ma's grave."
And Bucky keeps his word! He stops with the flirtation (past general hockey flirting you see between teammates) he stops propositioning him. He stops turning his music up louder during pre-game prep every time he sees Gale twitch with annoyance. And I think when he gives Gale that space he does the best thing he could have done and gives Gale the opportunity to actually know John. To work with him and bond with him and they start creating a really beautiful friendship out of it.
I think fast forward to their second year playing together. It's not a playoff game, the're well off from that but it has been an unusually rough game. Curt was ejected for a dirty hit and then mouthing off to the ref, Croz got pulled from second line to fill in Curts spot and he's honestly doing better than people expected but he doesnt play with Rosie and Buck usually and it's showing.
Buck lost a tooth after a nasty high-stick and his jaw is going to be BRUISED tomorrow. Both their first line D-men are down with injury so it's the rookies. They're fighting for their LIVES and man they somehow manage to eek out that win and it's just exhilerating. Buck and Bucky are in the middle of the celly pile and their masks are pressed together and they're just grinning and staring into eachothers eyes.
Later they're the last two in the locker room and Gale grabs John and pushes him against the wall in the deepest most passionate kiss that John literally almost goes weak at the knees. He's never been kissed like that before in his life.
I don't think after that they have like a "we are boyfriends" conversation. But they do end up together. They're rooming together at that point full time and slowly but surely Gale just starts spending every night in John's bed
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I'LL LET YOU RE-EDUCATE MY PALATE, ROOK ASJGNLADLLKL
#tbh i was NOT expecting a romance flavored line to pop up it took me OUT#she said it so confidently i was like DAMN#'i'll let you re-educate my palate' is CRAZY#datv spoilers#rosie plays game kinda okay#that dragon sure does age
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Hello!! I came across your blog and its so adorable!! I love the aesthetic sm <333
I was wondering if I could possibly have a hazbin hotel matchup if you weren't too busy :)
So uhhh here's a tiny bit about me :)
my pronouns are she/her im demisexual/demiromantic
my personality type is INFP
i love drawing/writing and creating things in general. I tend to hyperfixate quite easily on things accidentally.
I play the violin quite often and I take a martial arts class :)
My favorite color is purple and black and some things i like to do in my free time is just binge watch things or read books. I tend to be quite stubborn on things and don't change my opinion easily this and I also tend to be quite hot-headed at times. I also like listening to music. My friends also say that I'm kinda intimidating from far away but once you get to know me they feel embarrassed that they ever thought i was so :D
Im kinda in between a golden retriever and a black cat in terms of personality ig :)
as for alignment its somewhere in between true neutral and chaotic good if that says anything-
I'm generally a kind person but if someone makes me mad then i kinda am a bitch in a sense but quietly, stuff like ignoring them and whatnot.
My sign is Leo and I'm 5'4 I really like animals especially dogs or cats :)
uhhh here's some more stuff im interested in :D
video games, books, args, theories, greek mythology, minecraft, and i also like just creating aesthetic things like moodboards and whatnot.
I tend to ramble on and get off track at times especially when I'm really into a topic (its the hyperfixation-). I also tend to overthink things because of this. I'm also lowkey obsessed with my grades... yeah idk why-
I'm fine with some touch and stuff but I get uncomfortable with hugs and stuff along with holding hands for too long. I like the more shoulder touching side hugging bits of physical touch more. I'd say my love language would probably be gifts and words of affirmation too :)
I hope this was enough info and sorry if its too much lol :)
AWW THANK YOU HUN!!
I think Emily would fit too- but..
Iâve decided to pair you with⌠ROSIE!!
SHE WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT THINGS YOU HYPERFIX ABOUT!
She def wants you to draw or write her stuff. Esp speeches for the rest of cannibal town!
Sheâd the think the violin is BEAUTIFUL. Begs you to play it often.
Sheâd love that you can defend yourself! Esp against the rest pf the cannibals if they tried to get too close..
Rosie isnât really a fighter type. I donât think you guys would disagree often! Sheâd love to listen and hear what you are thinking.
She definitely likes that you can look intimidating from far! Itâll help people stay away if they wanted to hurt you! But she also loves that you are a sweetheart. Sheâd LOVE to be with you!!
If you ever got mad at her, sheâd be super upset, and buy you a TON of stuff to try to make up for it.
Rosie honestly would love animals too! You guys would adopt a puppy and a kitty.
Sheâd ask you to make her a mood board, or make her in videogames!! Definitely would ask you to make her in stuff !
Sheâd love someone with a golden retriever personality!! She has one too :)
Rosie tends to like older music- but i think sheâd losten to whatever you liked to get closer !!
Personally i think sheâs be super interested in hearing out greek mythology!
Sheâd support your grades no matter what! She definitely does not want you to become a burn out though.
I think rosie wouldnât be very touchy either. I think sheâd enjoy quality time and acts of service! In a giving way. Sheâd love to brew tea and sit and chat with you!
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hopefully that was okay!
#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin lilith#hazbin cherri bomb#hazbin nifty#hazbin vaggie#hazbin charlie#hazbin angel dust#hazbin husk#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel adam x reader#hazbin vox#hazbin vees#hazbin velvette#hazbin rosie#hazbin carmilla#hazbin zestial#hazbin sir pentious#hazbin adam#hazbin sera#hazbin emily#hazbin lute
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How would this sound to you ? (ONE DAY GUYS ! YOU DECIDE !!)
I was sitting here and thinking...I never did a 1k Follower special, I just never had the time for it and now I am almost to 1k and 150 Followers. Only 20 missing at this point and I never even thought I would get this many.
What if I remedy that whole 1k special, i missed to make ?
Now WHAT would that include ? MINORS DO NOT INTERACT FROM HERE !!!
Easy...
I will open requests and you can request what you want. Smut chapters will take me legit forever, but I am not going to say that I won't do any. Just...go easy on me. I am mentally not all that great to do the whole brutal, very perverted stuff at the moment.
I gladly do BDSM, Roleplay kinda smut chapters, some kinky stuff and soft smut though !
You can ask for (Fandoms):
MARVEL HAZBIN HOTEL (I mostly do Alastor there, but you can also request other Characters there !) FNAF (Game and Movie Universe) SCREAM (I only watched 1, 5 and 6, so please have mercy on me) SP AND DR is also allowed.
And anything else that I ever wrote about, all masterlists are on the main one and it is pinned at the top of my blog and linked in my BIO, so take your pick ! You can also ask if I know any other Fandom and if yes, if I could write for them. I don't bite.
What I will write:
ANGST FLUFF WHOLESOMENESS SMUT HURT/COMFORT
What I allow to write as Relationship stuff:
PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS (Friends, friends turning to Family, like Siblings and stuff...Surrogate Brother/Sister if I am not mistaken we call such, tight ?) ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS (Nothing perverted ! Just you know Father - Son ralationship, Brother x Brother Relationship and all that stuff, Family relationships are NOT allowed to be SMUT !!!)
What I will NOT write:
INCEST STEPCEST PEDOPHILIA EXTREME, DARK SMUT (Light dark is okay, but not extreme. I'm just not ready to step back into it yet.)
What I MIGHT not write:
There are some kinks that I am not familiar or comfortable with, but I will let you know when I have a problem with them. I just know that I won't write a feet fetish as an example. I don't feel comfortable to write that.
What you CAN request (Gender like):
HETERO (Man x Woman) GAY (Man x Man) OR (Woman x Woman) INTERSEXUAL (People with BOTH genders) GENDERFLUID (Might be horribly explained, I ain't Genderfluid, but practically that is when you feel like a man one day and in five weeks you feel like a woman and dress and behave as such how you feel) TRANSGENDER (Man in a Woman's body or the other way around, Don't hate me I try to keep this short and simple here !!) ASEXUAL (Repulsed by the bare mention of the S word OR isn't repulsed by it, but isn't really intesrested in it (I think it is called Gray Ace...?) GENDERNEUTRAL (Which mostly means no Gender so They/Them I CAN'T USE THAT IN SMUT THOUGH IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A SEX ON THE BODY !!! So tell me which they have !)
Character ships I will write for:
Any Character x Reader (Name a Gender though !) Also write Character x Character ( Like...Alastor x Rosie where they just gossip or Charlie and Vaggie with romance or smut)
(I also don't mind to Genderswap. So instead of Charlie being a Female, she is a Male or a different gender. You give me your thoughts and I will try to turn it into a Oneshot !)
Characters I will NOT write for:
The Vees (Hazbin Hotel) Adam (Hazbin Hotel) Lute (Hazbin Hotel) Sera (Hazbin Hotel) They can be mentioned or play a role but I don't do ANY ships with them and the Reader. They can be shipped with each other though, I suppose. And Vox can be friends with Reader, but no romantic shtick.
I am not up to date with Marvel, so I might have to reject some requests, if I get a Character I don't know, so please forgive me, but doing hours of research on any Character just to get a bare grasp on them, could take forever. TvT
The whole Request thing would be OPEN for TWO WEEKS !!! You can ask as ANON too then.
PLEASE GUYS !: Don't just send me smut, because I allowed it. I also wanna see some fluff and other requests. I will let ya'll know how many I would get from each category too, so you can be prepared.
With all of that out of the way....
Be honest with this, because I will only offer it ONCE. ....At least until I have like...2k Followers or something, so...Be bloody honest guys.
(I might repost this list and make it a seperate thing, so innocent eyes can ask for innocent stuff and look everything up, while the dirty dogs *Jokes* get the dirty rules page.)
I'm rambling again !! AAAAGGGHHH !!! Sorry !!!
@innerpiratefun @gayhopefullove @natashaxmarvelmen @buffymore @lovefanfiction01
I thought you might wanna know this and spread the word. ^^
#READ THE WHOLE THING BEFORE YOU JUMP IN JOY !!!#minors do not interact#minors dni#not safe for minors#mdni#update#male!reader#fem!reader#hazbin hotel#alastor the radio demon#alastor x reader#Marvel#FNaF Movie#FNaF#Five Nights at Freddy's#FNaF x Reader#Hazbin Hotel x Reader#Scream#Scream x Reader
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I just finished Bridgerton which means I can finally share the Hazbin Hotel Bridgerton au I've been thinking about since the middle of season 2
I really want to eventually write it tbh. I want to flesh out the characters and have the story focus more on them than the plot. It would be like every chapter or so has a different pov from a different person that's going through a different thing. Everything is connected no matter who it is and what social standing they have. I just think it would be really cool because some of these characters wouldn't even know each other but they might know about each other or they might just be going through a similar thing. They're just all connected and I think it would be really cool to play around with that.
I have some of the Hazbin characters actually based on Bridgerton characters but a lot of them I changed to fit them better and even if they're based on a Bridgerton character they'll be pretty different
The characters I'm using are: Lucifer, Lilith, Adam, Eve, Alastor, Lute, Angel, Cherri, Husk, Niffty, Baxter, Sir Pentious, Emily, Sera, Zestial, Carmilla (plus Odette and Clara but I haven't thought too much about them yet), Molly, Vox, Valentino, Velvette, Rosie, and I will also have Lucifers siblings because the Morningstars are basically the Bridgertons of this world
The end game ships would be: Lucifer/Alastor, Lilith/Rosie, Adam/Lute, Emily/Molly, Angel/Husk, Cherri/Pentious, Niffty/Baxter, Sera/Micheal, Vox/Val probably won't get together officially but they're definitely fucking in the background the entire time in the most toxic and homophobic way possible
I don't think you guys understand how much I love throwing these characters into different aus and especially basing them off other shows??? One of my all time favorite things I'm having a blast
Like fuck it Umbrella Academy au, Total Drama Island au, Radioapple Merlin au, Chaggie Dragon Prince au, Fallenwings She Ra au
Wait guys that was supposed to be a joke I was just saying shit why am I kinda into those ideas đ
Okay ignore that last part maybe but seriously ASKME PLEASE ASK ME LITERALLY ANYTHING ASK ME ABOUT CERTAIN CHARACTERS ASK ME ABOUT THE SHIPS ASK MEEEE
I would also just love to hear your thoughts and ideas tbh
#i'm on my hands and knees#please đĽş#I need friends in this fandom so bad#i'm going insane#I'm going absolutely feral#someone talk to me#someone help me#I don't know how to start conversations I HAVE ANXIETY#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel au#lucifer hazbin hotel#lilith hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel#eve hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#lute hazbin hotel#angel dust hazbin hotel#husk hazbin hotel#molly hazbin hotel#emily hazbin hotel#sera hazbin hotel#niffty hazbin hotel#cherri bomb hazbin hotel#sir pentious hazbin hotel#zestial hazbin hotel#rosie hazbin hotel#the vees hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel ships#my multi shipper ass is having the time of my life
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For the romantic dialogue - a buddie 28. 'Your smile brings me so much joy' (because your fic brings me so much joy)
Sooooo, I got this prompt 4 months ago. My excuse for finishing it only now is that I had a baby in the meantime and life has been crazy. Lol. But I think that I am finally finding my rhythm and so I was able to finish this. Sorry for the wait!
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Show me everything we built (on AO3)
âIsnât that just the best sight in the entire world?â Buck muses with a smile from where theyâre sitting at the table, watching Christopher giggle at something thatâs on tv. Heâs bouncing up and down in Buckâs armchair.Â
When he looks over at Eddie seeking confirmation Eddieâs eyes are turned on Buck, not his son. His expression is soft and he looks happy, which instinctively warms something inside Buckâs chest. Like Eddieâs contentedness automatically means Buckâs as well.Â
âRight?â Buck nudges when Eddie doesnât reply immediately.Â
âYeah,â Eddie says, his cheeks rosy and full as he continues to turn that soft smile on Buck.Â
âWhat?â Buck asks, a little self-conscious, a little amused, but mostly fascinated.Â
âNothing,â Eddie says, a small shake of his head as he finally breaks his gaze on Buck and looks down at the empty plate in front of him, rearranging his cutlery in a completely unnecessary way.Â
Christopher giggles again - loudly - completely unbothered by the two men observing him. Or one man because when Buck looks over at Eddie again he finds him looking at Buck once more.Â
âWhat?â Buck asks, his face cracking open in a smile at Eddieâs mysterious look.Â
Eddie opens his mouth like heâs about to say something but then stops himself, his ears turning a little bit red in embarrassment.Â
âOkay, you canât do that to me,â Buck argues, but his voice is still soft, ââcause now I feel like Iâm missing something completely obvious and Iâm making a fool of myself.âÂ
âYouâre not,â Eddie reassures him instantly, shaking his head, âI was just having a - a thought.âÂ
âWell donât hurt yourself,â Buck teases with a wink, which earns him a look from Eddie. Christopherâs laughing again in the background but this time Buckâs attention stays on Eddie. âA thought?âÂ
âJustâŚâ Eddie sighs, like he regrets saying anything and the flush thatâs rising on Eddieâs neck fascinates Buck to no end. He wants to trail it with the pads of his fingers. Or maybe the bow of his lips. âDoesnât matter.âÂ
âYeah, no, now I definitely have to know,â Buck says determinedly, crossing his arms in front of him and staring Eddie down.Â
âBuck,â Eddie says, a tiny bit exasperated.
âEddie,â Buck says pointedly.Â
âJust that - â Eddie stops himself again, presses his lips together in that contemplative way of his before he seems to visibly brace himself and finishes his thought, âYour smile brings me so much joy.âÂ
The words feel like a vacuum, sucking the air out of Buckâs lungs, leaving him a little bit woozy.Â
âEddieâŚâ Buck whispers his name so breathlessly he barely even recognizes his own voice.Â
It seems to spark Eddie into action, his head ducked as he abruptly gets off his chair, collecting their dinner plates in a hurry and with a clang.Â
âWe should probably get going,â Eddie says, his voice somewhat strangled while he starts loading the dishwasher with a little bit too much urgency. âItâs getting kinda late. School and all that.âÂ
Eddieâs shoulders are stiff as he turns away from Buck, clearly upset by his own escaped confession. And Buck would say something, he wants to say something, he really does. About how itâs not late at all, how they were supposed to play a board game with Chris after dinner, about how itâs a Friday night for Godâs sake. Or about how every little bit of Eddieâs being brings Buck oxygen into his lungs, brings sunshine onto his skin, brings warmth into his entire body.Â
How all these things are a given in Buckâs world, but he never really entertained the idea that he might give the same to Eddie.Â
Buck is still so stunned he didnât even realize Eddie started rummaging through his Tupperware drawer, probably looking for something to clear away the leftovers and appears to be increasingly annoyed at the fact that he canât seem to find a matching lid.Â
âEddie,â Buck says again, well aware of the fact that heâs said Eddieâs name entirely too often in the last few minutes without anything substantial to follow it up.Â
Eddie is still refusing to meet Buckâs eyes, a stark difference between the way he was looking at Buck mere moments ago, a look filled with such softness and devotion and lov -Â
Oh.Â
âEddie,â Buck says with sudden urgency as he springs up off his chair, making his way towards him.Â
âIâm sorry,â Eddie mumbles, his gaze still avoiding Buckâs, âForget I - â
âNo,â Buck says with a shake of his head. âWhy would I ever want to forget? Eddie - âÂ
âDonât,â Eddie says, his voice a mere whisper, quietly begging.Â
âYouâre everything,â Buck breathes out before Eddie shuts down completely, and itâs the thing that finally snaps Eddieâs gaze back towards him. âMe smiling brings you joy? Eddie? Your everything brings me⌠everything.âÂ
Eddieâs eyebrows raise, a mix between surprise and faint amusement at Buckâs clumsy attempt at his own confession.Â
âShut up,â Buck smiles with a blush, his hand pushing at Eddieâs chest in the most feeble attempt. Itâs not like he actually ever wants to push him away. âYou muddled my brain, I canât even think straight. Iâm just - feeling.âÂ
âWhat do you feel?â Eddie asks, a little bit of confidence seemingly coming back to him, like heâs finally getting the picture.Â
âLike Iâm completely and desperately in love with you and I never want to be without you again,â Buck says in one breath. His mouth suddenly feels like itâs too wet and he tries to swallow away his own nerves. Even though it was Eddie that put this in motion. Eddie that - maybe involuntarily - made the first move.Â
âThatâs - â Eddie gulps. âA lot.â He looks a bit stunned.Â
âToo much?â Buck asks carefully, because isnât he always too much? Or never enough?Â
Eddieâs hand comes up to Buckâs face, fingers hovering over Buckâs jawline. âNever,â Eddie says, shaking his head slightly. Eyes studying Buckâs face carefully. âIs it too much for you?â
âAre you - ?â Buck asks, because it should be glaringly obvious by now and still he needs Eddie to spell it out for him.Â
âCompletely and madly in love with you?â Eddie asks, a smile spreading over his face, âYeah, pathetically so. Or did I not embarrass myself enough when I confessed how your smile makes me feel?âÂ
âI feel like this would be a good moment for you to kiss me,â Buck says, inching closer and closer to Eddie, seeking out his warmth.Â
âYeah?â Eddie smirks, moving so close himself that his nose brushes against Buckâs. Heâs a little bit cocky now and damn if it isnât the sexiest thing Buck has ever seen. âI should be the one to do that, huh?âÂ
And just for that, Buck is the one to finally lean in and catch Eddieâs lips with his. Eddie doesnât complain though, he just cups Buckâs face with his hand, the other coming around Buckâs waist, pulling him flush against him. Buckâs arms close around Eddieâs shoulders as he tilts his head just so, moving his lips against Eddieâs gently, exploringly. It feels like a fire burning inside of him and yet something settles comfortingly in his chest at the same time. When Eddieâs thumb caresses his cheek, it feels like Buckâs skin finally fits for the first time. When Eddieâs tongue carefully nudges against the seam of Buckâs lips, Buck welcomes its heat like a sort of coming home.Â
Itâs all gentle and fairly chaste, as if they both know they have all the time in the world to take this step by step. They wonât miss a single one.Â
Eddie sucks Buckâs bottom lip between his before pulling back slightly and Buck can feel it tingling all the way down to his toes. His smile is blinding as he looks at Buck and Buck thinks, Yeah. I know what you mean. Joy doesnât begin to describe how Eddieâs smile makes Buck feel.Â
âIf you guys want to keep doing that, we donât have to play a board game today,â Christopherâs voice suddenly comes out of nowhere, startling them both.Â
They donât exactly jump apart, but leave a little bit more space between each other as they turn towards the boy whoâs now leaning against the railing of the stairs, looking at them like heâs a little bit embarrassed for them but also secretly pleased.Â
âChris - â Eddie breathes out and Buck realizes heâs not the only one who didnât quite remember Christopher was there. Eddieâs hand stays firmly around Buckâs waist though, which reassures Buck in all kinds of ways.Â
âI donât mind,â Christopher shrugs, like heâs doing them a huge favor, âBut I feel like I should get a little bit more Rocket League time today then.âÂ
Buck canât help the snort that comes out of him and Eddie chuckles beside him.Â
âRight,â Eddie says with a smirk, âThatâs awfully generous of you.âÂ
âIâm just saying,â Christopher says, grinning openly at them now like the little genius mastermind that he is, âYou probably wanna keep - â He waves his hand at them. âKissing.â His nose scrunches up as he says the last word, like he really doesnât see the appeal of it. Buckâs not sure if itâs the general idea of kissing that doesnât hold any interest to Christopher yet, or the idea of his father kissing. Heâs kind of hoping for the first, because heâs not quite ready for Christopher to grow up that fast yet.Â
Eddie looks at Buck, one eyebrow raised, like heâs considering Christopherâs proposal for a second. Buck canât help but laugh.Â
âTell you what,â Eddie tells Christopher then, using his Dad voice, âWeâre gonna play a board game like we said we would.â Christopher luckily doesnât look too disappointed. âAnd then weâre gonna take Buck home with us, and you can play Rocket League in your room for another half hour before bed.âÂ
Take Buck home with us. Buck definitely likes the way that sounds.Â
âWhile you kiss,â Christopher sing-songs, and heâs definitely teasing now.Â
âSmarty pants,â Buck smiles lovingly. âGo pick out a game.âÂ
Christopher lets out a laugh as he makes his way towards the cupboard where Buck keeps his board games. Â
âI mean,â Eddie says softly, for Buckâs ears only, a slight flush on his cheeks, âIf thatâs - If youâd want to - ?â A little bit hesitant.Â
âCome home?â Buck asks hopefully. Â
âYeah,â Eddie says, somewhat timid, like it isnât everything Buckâs ever dreamed of. Â
âKiss you?â Buck continues, with all that it implies if he stays the night.Â
âWhatever you want,â Eddie whispers, and Buck leans in to press his lips against Eddieâs once more.Â
âEverything,â Buck says between two kisses.
âYou have it,â Eddie replies, his arms tightening around Buck once more.Â
And Buck truly feels like he does.Â
~ finÂ
#Buddie#Buddie fic#Tumblr Prompt#leslienorpe#911 fic#Fin's fic#Fin's 911 fic#Fin's Buddie fic#Evan Buckley#Eddie Diaz
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Doctor Who fancast of LotR, current draft:
Bilbo: Patrick Troughton <3
Gandalf: Peter Capaldi (this is only partly on account of his eyebrows)
Frodo: Paul McGann. I'm VERY committed to this
Sam: ???
Merry: Ian Marter. He's a posh lad, our Merry
Pippin: Frazer Hines (who otherwise would be a shoo-in for Sam)
Lobelia: ?? Don't know but she deserves the best in terms of casting. Considering SJA-era Liz Sladen
Gildor, Farmer Maggot, Fatty: All ?? (Farmer Maggot MIGHT be John Levene. Might be Sylvester McCoy.)
Tom Bombadil: Colin Baker. Listen, I was very torn here because OBVIOUSLY Tom Baker has the correct energy, but Colin does too and I think he would have more fun with the little songs. Also I want to save Tom Baker's voice for someone else
Goldberry: Lalla Ward (...unfortunately another point for Tom as Tom)
Butterbur: ...I feel like there's an obvious choice but I don't have him
Aragorn: Nicholas Courtney, YES my Brigadier bias is showing through, but you know he could handle "running herd on the hobbits"
Glorfindel: Peter Davison
Elrond: Matt Smith. Listen I like this choice so much. Old and wise and the last of his kind!!
Arwen: ?? This just feels like a game of "which dark-haired DW actress do I declare the Most Beautiful," except they also need the correct Elvish Vibes. For the vibes especially, I'm considering Carole Ann Ford. But then there's Mary Tamm, who is properly Tall. idk.
Boromir: ???
Legolas: Peter Purves?? I can't even tell you why he just kinda seems to fit and that's the best I got.
Gimli: Michael Craze??? See above.
Galadriel: ?? Again, this should be easier. DW has so many good actresses. But I can't think of anyone who's quite right. Mary Tamm in a blonde wig? Jacqueline Hill ditto? Lalla Ward would be great if she were just taller, but I don't regret giving her Goldberry either.
Celeborn: ??
Eomer: David Tennant. Eomer has a good range of Big Emotions, which I feel is important when casting David Tennant. (And yes I'm waiving the hair color here too.)
Treebeard: Tom Baker. THIS is what I was saving his voice for. You get it right??
Quickbeam: ??
Theoden: William Hartnell. <3 This one is very important to me.
Eowyn: Karen Gillian. Listen. She could DO it. (Also this makes both siblings Scottish, which amuses me.)
Grima: ??
Saruman: Jon Pertwee. I wanted him for Denethor too, but if I have to choose... Saruman.
Gollum: ?? Casting anyone as Gollum just feels mean.
Faramir: Hnggggh... I am considering both William Russell (Ian bias) and Arthur Darvill (to be opposite Karen Gillian but also he likes cool parts with gravitas). I don't know.
Denethor: ?? All wizard-adjacent characters should be played by Doctors but I've used all the applicable Doctors. ...Anthony Ainley?
Beregond: ?? He FEELS like a John Levene character but John Levene also feels like he really should be a hobbit. I am considering Duggan's actor on the grounds that he's also an everyman
Bergil: ?? I don't have any child actors on hand
Halbrand: ??
Elladan and Elrohir: ??
Prince of Dol Amroth: Okay actually THIS is William Russell
Ioreth: Catherine Tate I think
The Master of the Houses of Healing: pick any half-decent Time Lord, they'll fit the bill :P
Farmer Cotton: ??
Rosie Cotton: Either Anneke Wills or Katy Manning, probably. Or maybe Jenna Coleman.
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