#rosie heard-edwards

[diorsluv]

casual , part 9

“ i have anger issues ”

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yourusername went on a cooking rampage tn 🫢

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notes ) she’s a bit of a short one BUT HERES TO THE STARS’ SATURDAY NIGHT WIN AND THE WIN FROM TN ‼️ the stress was fucking insane and my heart was BEATING but we did it 🙏 a celebratory chapter if you will

tags: @dancerbailey3 @hughesfein @loveforaugust @alwaysclassyeagle @love4ldr @inhoodmood @bunting58 @crazycat-ladys-blog @smoooore @bunbunbl0gs @lilasianmeat

[aliceismypixie]

Please can you so a jasper x reader where the cullens and Bella all think that the reader or oc isn't good enough for jasper so jasper and the oc or reader elope and the cullens meet them again you can make the rest up.....

Can you please tag me if possible if you end up writing this weird story idea thats keeping me up at night

Thank you

Let's run away together

Pairing - Jasper x human!reader

Pronoun - She/her

Warning - No proof read, meantion of blood bag (vampire stuff yk yk), light swearing, Jasper gets mad but no Major

Words count - Too lazy to count y'all will have to do with it

Set - After Eclipse to after Breaking Dawn

Main Masterlist - Characters Masterlist

"Let's run away together."

These were the words Jasper told you a few years ago. You met each other at school, you were sixteen, almost seventeen, and he was supposed to be eighteen. You arrived in the middle of the semester of senior year. Due to you amazing intellect, you were a year advanced and you found yourself in the same english literature class as him.

"Alright class, we have a new student joining us for the rest of the year." Mrs. Danvers told and you entered the class.

The sound of your heels click-clacked on the ground as you entered in the class, a low waisted blue jean along with a black off shoulder with pale pink furr at the top. Your hand bag in your right hand was made of pale pink furr to match your top and your school hand bag was around your left shoulder. You had a golden necklace with a heart locket, a bunch of golden bracelet around both wrists and very rosy cheek. Overall you guessed ut, you looked like the perfect mean, fake and plastic girl.

"Hi, I'm Y/n L/n/n I moved here from New York and I'm sixteen, almost seventeen." Your voice was sweet like honey and suddenly every boys of the class were drooling.

"Thank you miss. Y/n/n you can sit beside Longbottom." The teacher told and a red head boy quickly rose his hand to the annoyance of the rest of the class. The girls because you were competition, and the boys they were jealous.

As you reached your sit, you saw your new sitmate move the chair for you and you widened your eyes a little before letting out a soft giggle. At this sound every boys of the class awwed while the girls huffed as you sat down.

From the back of the class, Jasper heard his brother, Edward, scoff before rolling his eyes and the blond empath looked at you once again. He didn't knew why but he couldn't feel anything from you. He was curious, because he couldn't feel anything from you but you weren't numb either. It was as if you were feeling something but you weren't. Then Jasper realize that in fact you were feeling something, he was the one not feeling anything anymore. From the moment you stepped inside of the classroom, everyone else's emotions disappeared and only your calm state stayed. At the end of the class, Jasper wanted to greet you, only to be blocked by a bunch of boy running to carry your bag or propose you a bunch of snack and you disappeared between the hue of students.

The next time Jasper saw you it was at lunch. At first he didn't notice you, but when Bella's akwardness toward Mike and Carter's love sick feeling for Alice suddenly disappear, Jasper couldn't help but look up. And there you were, surrounded by a bunch of guys as they were holding your bag, trail of food or handing you some homeworks to copy.

"Please not the new girl." Jessica groaned and everyone at the table looked toward you.

"I had a class with her this morning. I heard that her father was the CEO of a car company that was moving here. She is so spoiled, in class she almost crying because Jane took her notebook and wouldn't give it back when she asked." Jessica started her daily gossip and Edward rolled his eyes.

"She can't fool just anyone with that smile." The mind reader huffed as you passed beside their table.

"Hey Y/n !" Mike grinned like a lost puppy and you looked up from your pink cell phone toward the sound.

"Oh hey, Micheal right ? In spanish ?" You tilted your head and Jasper suddenly felt like his dead heart skipped a bit.

"It's Mike actually... but it's fine ! Wanna sit with us ?" The boy grinned and you looked around the table.

Then there was a silence as you glanced at everyone, noticing their rather annoyed or uneasy expression on their face before that your e/c eyes met his golden eyes. It was as if the world stopped, you held your breath in aww as you looked at his golden lock and his sharp jawline. He had a pale skin, very pale, like three other people at the table but his looked the best of them all. His golden orbs were shining due to the light of the cantine and you couldn't help but want to press your pink glossed lips over his.

"Y/n ?" Mike called and you snapped out of your trance, looking back at him with an apologetic smile.

"I'm sorry. But I don't think I'll sit here." You walked away and the group could here the boys bombarding you with invitation to lunch as you went to the back of the cantine.

"Shoot ! Man ! It's your weird hair that scared her !" Eric teased and the two boys started to bicker.

"She doesn't seem that bad...?" Angela hesitated and Carter passed his arm around Alice's shoulders who looked tense.

"I don't think we should be friend her." The petite vampire expressed and Jasper frowned.

"Why ?" He asked and Alice shared a glance at Edward before looking back at her untouched trail of food.

"Just because."

After this day Jasper would see you everywhere, in the corridor, the parking lot, in class, he even saw you in the forest a few time, by a lake that flowed close to the town. Yet even with Alice and Edward's warning he couldn't help but want to see you. Whenever you were around, he would feel at peace. So he started to chance his path at school, passing by your locker so you would be near by, waiting until you start to head inside to head in english, parking his car near yours every morning. He wanted to be beside you as much as possible but still respect your boundaries.

"Alright class ! Today we'll start a few group project about the book rode in class. You will be paired up by two and work on a presentation of one of the book we studied in class." Mrs. Danvers announced and you looked up from your pink fluffy notebook.

"Before anyone ask. I am making the group and I want no complaining." The teacher told and everyone groaned in annoyance.

"I said no complaining ! Alright now let's form the group." The brunette teacher announced and started to name a few people of the class.

You weren't expecting anything. You would go along with anyone. You just hoped that you wouldn't be paired with Edward Cullen or Jasper Hale, even if he was handsome, because strangely enough, their entire family and himself hated you for some reasons.

"Tonny and Mark." Mrs. Danvers told and Tonny, your sitmate, groaned.

"Sad we could have been together !" He told you and you sent him a half sad smile.

"That's unfortunate." You replied and he slouched on his chair.

"Y/n and Jasper." The teacher announced and you felt your blood run cold.

Turning around toward the said blond, you ignored the whine of the boys and your eyes locked with his for the second time since you moved here. You couldn't read him. You didn't knew if he felt happy or horrified that he was paired up with you. Yet you knew that it was definitly not going to well between the two of you. He hated you for whatever reason and your father hated boys in general.

At the end of the class, you went to your locker, followed by your usual among of boys and put your english stuff in your locker before seeing Jasper approching you from afar. You quickly told the four boys around you to go and fixed your high poney tail before that the godlike blond stops before you.

"Hey." Jasper greeted you and you sent him a shy smile with a tiny wave.

"Hey, Jasper right ?" You asked. It was a habit of yours, always checking if you had their name correctluy first.

"Right, and you're Y/n right ?" He asked back even if he knew it.

"Right, that's me." You let out a shy, uneasy laugh and the boy smiled softly.

"So for the english project, are we doing it at your house or mine ?" Jasper asked and you frowned slightly.

"Cloud we do it at yours ? My father isn't really happy when I bring someone home, especially when it's a boy you know." You looked and away and Jasper nodded.

"Right okay. So this afternoon at mine ?" He clarified and you nodded quickly.

"Yes ! This afternoon, at yours !" You confirmed with an excited shime in your eyes and Jasper chuckled.

You were cute. He could feel how excited you were. He didn't knew if it was because you wanted to work of if it was because you would get to see his house, or even if it was because you wanted to spend some time with him, but he hoped it was the later, because he couldn't wait to spend some time with you.

So for the rest of the afternoon he waited patiebtly for the end of class to arrive and once he finished his biology class, he quickly made his way to the parking lot, seeing you already waiting by your car.

"Hey !" You greeted and he smiled a little.

"Hey, ready to go ?" Jasper asked and you nodded closing your cell phone before putting it in your hand bag.

Luckily, today your father was the one to drop you off at school which mean you didn't need ton follow Jasper in your car but could simply ride with him to his house. On the way there, the two of you had a short discussion. You discovered that he had two more sibling as a plus of Edward, Carter and Alice and that they liked to go hiking on sun days. You learned that the loved to have game nights when everyone was at home and you couldn't help but smile at the way he was talking about his family with such a big smile on his face.

"What about you ? Anything to share ?" Jasper offered and you thought, your eyes drifting to the scenery around you.

"Well, my mother dies when I was seven, since then I live with my father. In contrary of what people could think, he's a very present father even if he's busy with work. Sometimes, when he comes home, we have a few dinner together and we always share a few joke. He loves to bake so whenever we can' we're baking together ! We also paint a lot together, whivh you saw me a bunch of time by the river painting the scenery." You grinned and Jasper's eyes widened.

"How do you know that I see you ?" The golden eyes boy questioned and you giggled.

"You're not very well hidden by the trees you know ?" You teased and if he could, Jasper would have blush in embarrassement.

"It's okay, you can join me next time Jaz." You giggled before realizing how you called him.

"I mean-"

"It's alright. You can call me that." Jasper cut your apologize and you mirrored his smile.

"Alright." You looked back at the road as a soft music was playing from the radio.

You couldn't wait to know him more.

Then you and Jasper got closer. At first it was only a few shy 'hi' or tiny waves but after two weeks on working on your project together, Jasper would pick you up everyday, and bring you home everyday. At first your father didn't like it, but he came around eventually. After three weeks of hanging out together, Jasper told you that he was a vampire. He knew it was dangerous but when you squealed and told him how cool this was, the empath couldn't help but love you even more.

"You can't be serious ?" Edward glared and Jasper huffed.

"Yes I am, I don't see why Bella could have dinner with us but Y/n can't." The empath replied angrily.

"Come on, you should have told us sooner, Esme didn't cook enough for two ! And Alice already told you to not hang out with that girl ! She is dangerous !" The golden brunette scolded.

"We all know that Bella never eat everything Esme made and no Y/n is not ! No one of you even tried to befriend her ! And what did you even see to be so reculant into meeting her ?" Jasper glared toward his sister.

"Jasper don't talk to your sister like that !" Esme stepped in and the blond rolled his eyes.

He had enough. Everytime you would come to his house for the english project, his family would say rude comment regarding you. From the way you dress for Alice to your weak looking body from Emmett to your parfum from Rosalie, they were always criticizing you somehow and each time Jasper could feel how it upset you or made you sad. He had enough of it.

"What did Alice see for you all to be so rude with Y/n !? Even you are Esme when we know that you are the sweetest woman on walking on Earth !" Jasper pointed out and the rest of the family stayed silent. Even Bella was there and she looked incredibly uncomfortable.

Then Emmett moved to open the door, revealing your figure about to knock at the door. He boy shoot you a tiny glare and you sent him an uneasy smile with a hint of fear.

"How long have you been standing there ?" The bearlike vampire asked and you shifted nervously under his gaze.

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to overheard anything but then I heard shouting and I didn't want to knock in the middle of an argument. I can leave if you-"

"Yes."

"No." Jasper glared at Rosalie, who rolled her eyes, before sitting and joining you at the entrance.

Looking at you, Jasper frowned a little as he notived how you weren't wearing your usual tight shirt with dentel and a vest but you had a fletter sleeve white t-shirt instead, your usual low waisted jean was replaced by a high waisted jean with large leg, your heels were replaced by a pair of sneakers and your usual high pony tail was down, letting your hair cover your neck as much as possible, blocking the slight ordor of the different fragrance you used tonight. Jasper noticed how you tried your best to hide the freckles on your face with some make as one time Bella made abad comment about them. He noticed how you changed your entire look just to please his family's taste and he hated it. He loved how you would always ask him to tie your hair for you, or how he would count your freckles when he was bored.

"You look different." He acknowledged and you smiled brightly, but he could see it was fake.

"Yeah ! I didn't want to wear my usual style today ! Trying something new you know. Do you like it ?" You asked hopefully and Jasper frowned slightly as he heard Edward's snicker in the living room.

"It's... unusual for sure ?" The blond vampire replied as he moved out of the way, inviting you in.

"I must say, this smells really good Mrs. Cullen." You tried to compliment as everyone sat around the dinning table.

"Surely it smells better than you." Rosalie muttered, but made it loud enough as you could hear it from your sit and your smile fell a little while Jasper glared.

During the dinner the mood was tense. You knew it was because of you and Jasper could feel your guilty from across the room as you slowly ate your food.

"So Y/n ?" You immediately rose your head and looked toward Carter curiously.

"Jasper told us your mother was dead when you were younger. It must have hurt." The bruney male pointed out and you let out an uneasy laugh while looking away.

"Yeah it was." You muttered.

"How did she die ?" Bella asked blantly and you held your breath a little, image of your mother's death replaying in your head.

"She hum... she died in a car accident." You tried your best to not stutter and Jasper looked at you with worry, all he wanted was to comfort you.

"How old were you again ?" Edward smirked slightly, keeping the topic on.

"I was seven." You lowered your head and they hummed.

"That's young, how can you be so okay with it ?" Alice asked and Jasper glared at his siblings.

"Guys, stop." He growled lowly.

"No no, we want to know how did she cope with it all." Rosalie gave you a sickening sweet smile and you felt your stomach fell inside of you.

"I... Well I guess it was with time. And I was young, I didn't knew my mom very well-"

"So you didn't felt a tiny bit sad ?"

"What ? Oh no I felt devastated-"

"Were you in the car accident too ?"

"Yeah I was-"

"But you're fine ? Don't you think it's a little unfair for your mother ?"

"Guys. Stop. That."

"I think-"

"Don't you wish it was you ?"

"You don't even have a scar."

"I fould feel guilty if I were you."

"That's kind of unsensitive if you don't."

"I'm sorry. My father want me home." You stood up quickly without even looking up, afraid to show them you tears stained face.

Quickly walking out of the three story mansion, you didn't see the grins on the Cullen kids' faces and Jasper's worried and alarmed expression as you stepped in your car;

"Y/n/n I'm so sorry, I didn't-"

"It's okay Jaz. I don't even know why I showed up when I knew that your family hated me." You wiped away a tear as Jasper stood by the window of your car.

"No no, none of this is your fault don't feel guilty please I should have known they were going to be like that. None of this is your fault they were just a bunch of asshole please don't cry darling." Jasper put one of his cold hand against your cheek and you grabbed his hand in yours leaning in his familiar touch.

"I'm sorry Jaz... For not being good enough for you or your family... I'm sorry I couldn't reach their expectation." You started your car and Jasper moved away with sad eyes.

"Please don't leave me darling." He whispered and you looked down at your lap before sending him a sad look.

"I'll see you later Jaz." You drove away and Jasper watched your car disappear between the trees of the forest, his hand slowly clenching into fist.

He was mad. He didn't understand why was his family so rude with you. They all accepted Bella when she forced herself on the family why could they not accept you even after how hard you tried to reach their standart, how hard you tried to understand their life style and always covering for them whenever a teacher would ask here they are when they hunt. Jasper hated how his family blantly hated you for no reasons at all when all you did was making him happier than he ever was.

"Why would you do that ?" Jasper whispered not even turning around to face his family.

"Jasper you have to understand-"

"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT !?" It was the first time Jasper rose his voice and his eyes were dark, almost black.

"Jasper don't-"

"Please don't. You two did nothing while they are harassing Y/n questiong that clearly made her uncomfotable what is wrong with you all !? I was finally at peace !! I was finally truly happy, not because someone else felt happy but because I felt genuinly happy for once in my immortal life and you had to ruin it !? You had to be rude, you have to make her feel worthless !?" Jasper growled and his siblings and Bella frowned slightly.

"Why do you care so much anyways ?" Emmett crossed his arms on his chest.

"BECAUSE I LOVE HER !!" The empath reveale and everyone stood there in disbelief.

"I love her so much it fucking hurt to see her and feel her so demaged by the one who are supposed to support me forever. I don't understand why you would accept Bella when she pratically forced herself on our famil but can't accept the strongest and kindest girl walking on Earth. Why do you all hate Y/n so much ?" Jasper asked deseperatly but only got the silence as an answer causing him to scoff at his family before starting walk away.

"You all are unbelievable."

That night, Jasper showed up at your window to see you curved into a ball, soft whimper and sniffs audible from under your cover.

"Oh darling..." The words slipped from his lips and you looked out of your cover with glossy eyes, only killing his dead heart even more.

"I'm so sorry darling... I love you so much I'm so sorry..." Jasper whispered as he slided beside you and you immediately vurled inside of his arms, seeking for the warmth only he could give you even with a cold skin.

The both of you stayed in that position, for a while, him slowly caressing your hair and you sniffing from time to time as you listened to the silence inside his chest, calming your nerves. After a while, Jasper looked down at your figure debating if he should do his next move or not. But you needed to get away from them. Both of you.

"Let's run away together" His voice was calm and you looked up at him with red eyes from crying.

"But your family-"

"Won't do anything. I don't think I can trust them for a while after tonight." Jasper cut you and you frowned.

"Is it because of m-"

"Darling, nothing is your fault. We're going to pack your bag and tell you're dad what happened. He will understand." The vampire told you and you hesitated before nodding.

"But what about your family ?" You questioned silently.

"This is their fault. They will have to assume the result of their actions."

So here you were six years later, barely twenty-three years old, cooking in the kitchen waiting for your husband to come back from his day at work. Yeah Jasper was working. He was actually working in the library near the town you decided to settle in. You worked too, you were a teacher for pre-schooler. Then you heard the bell ring at the door and your dog, Fanny, barked loudly causing you to frown.

"Fanny ! Don't growl !" You scolded as youi wiped your hand on your appron before opening the door.

There stood a girl, she looked like she was eleven or something, and she held a box of cookies in her hands with a smile. To be honest she kind you reminded you of someone but you didn't knew who.

"Hey, can I help you dearie ?" Your soft adult side came out and Fanny ran at your feet.

"Hello ! My name is Renesmee and I'm here on behalf of my family ! My four siblings, our two parents and I moved a couple of miles away and we wanted to invite you and your family for dinner. These are for you." The girl grinned while handind you the box of cookie and you sent her an apologetic smile.

"I'm so sorry, I'm already making dinner. Come on in thought." You invited and the golden brunette smile while stepping inside of the house after you.

The little looked around in aww as the vintage style was all around the house. On the wall there was a few painting, along with some pictures of your dog, yourself and Jasper all around and the smell of fresh bread greeted Renesmee as she sat down.

"It's very pretty here." She complimented and you smiled.

"Thank you, my husband and I settled here a few years back ourselves. You could invite your family for dinner thought. I always love to meet new people." You replied and Renesmee nodded gently.

"Come by in thirty minutes, everything should be ready by then." You added and the girl nodded before walking out of your house, escorted by Fanny who got a few scratches behind the ears as a reward before that the little waved see you later.

So now, thirty minutes later, you were placing seven more plates around your dinner table that you extanded. You texted Jasper to tell him about the unexpected guests so he could prepare and you smiled as the bell rang and Fanny ran to the door.

"Ay you big girl, out of the way." You shooed her away before opening the door, a bright smile plastered on your face as you saw seven people by your door. They all looked oddly familiar but you and your amazing memory couldn't remember from where you knew them.

"Hi, hello ! You must be our new neighbor. I'm Y/n L/n/n-Hale, please come on in." You moved out of the way, missing the glance the family shared between themselves before stepping walked in the dinning room and they all sat around the dinning table while you grabbed some hot plat with a kitchen glove.

"You're house is lovely." A wavy brunette woman complimented and you grinned, she looked around twenty-six to twenty-eight years old.

"Thank you, my husband and I designed it a few years back, he should probably be home soo-" Your reply was cut short when Jasper bargged inside of the house with a serious yet worried expression.

"Darling are you alright !? I've smell a couples of vampires around the house and-" Jasper cut himself when he noticed who was sitting around your dinner table while you froze in confusion.

"Jasper ?" The father of the family asked and you forwned slightly before that it cklicked inside of your head.

"Shit !" You swore under your breath as you finally recognized the people in your dinning room.

"What are you all doing here ?" Jasper growled slowly making his way to you.

"Jasper we weren't-"

"Why are you here ?" Jasper glared and you moved around the table to join his side.

"Jaz, honey, calm down alright ? They were not going to do anything." You bit the inside of your cheek as your husband leaned into your touch.

"If he is my uncle Jasper then are you the problematic mean girl ?" Renesmee asked and you turned to her in confusion.

"I'm sorry ?" You replied.

"Y/n was anything but problematic." The ex-soldier stepped in and Edward glared at him.

"She made you run away from us ! We're literally your family !" The golden brunet replied and you looked down, it was the same thing all over again.

"If you all weren't that awful with her I would have never proposed her to run away with me. You all were blantly rude and totally ignored her discomfort, you made her question her whole being from her personality to her way of dressing, I had to spent years, YEARS, to help her regain her confidence again do you know how helpless I felt ? Listening to the love of my life criyng herself to sleep without being able to make her feel better because it would have just creat her some fake happiness ? Do you know how I felt when no one of you even tried to befriend her while alml of you sacrified your life plenty of times for Bella while she was just human ?! You disregarded my feelings and thought only because you were selfish enough to think that I only belonged with you. You made me run away from you." Jasper revealed with venom as his eyes darkened and the room fell silent.

"Jasper we're so sorry..." Alice's voice was small as she took a step foward and you felt Jasper hold tighten around your waist.

"The day Y/n arrived at school I- I saw you both together. And you were happy. But the rest of us weren't. And then I saw you both running away and I thought- I thought that Y/n somehow turned you against us. I saw us fighting over her I thought- I thought that she would break us apart somehow and..." Alice trailed off and you frowned slightly at the realization.

"You didn't want to lose your best friend and brother..." You finished silently and everyone turned to you.

"I know how that feels." You chuckled bitterly before moving away from Jasper's hold.

"Jasper was the first person you ever considerated family, you both spent years together before finding the rest of your family. Even I could see the close bond between you two. Between you all." You smiled softly, disappearing in the kitchen before coming back with a letter.

"I understand why you did what you did. You could have probably be less harsh sure, but I understand. And I forgive you. Not because I know that Jasper would never forgive you if I don't but because I genuinly forgive you all." You put the letter on the table and everyone awwed at your kindness.

"We got your letter Rosalie. At first I didn't believe that you would be the first one apologizing, after all you were probably the scariest, but your words really had an effect on me." You told and the blond godess smiled.

She sent you this letter over four years ago, you didn't knew how the letter actually got delivered at your house but when you received this letter, you and Jasper just had marry and it was probably one of the best wedding gift ever.

After that everyone was now in the living room, catching up with each other. Jasper was still a little bit tense, his family understood why, but you didn't pay attention to it and continued to smile, offering them a cup of blood you had in your fridge in case Jasper had an emergency. You learned about Bella's pregnancy and the whole half-human, half-vampire baby war while the Cullens learned how Jasper made a lot of improvement being around humans.

"We're very sorry for the way we treated you before Y/n." Esme apologized one last time and you shrugged it off.

"Please forget it, the past is the past and we have plenty of years ahead of us." You joked and they all smiled.

"Are you planning on being turned by the way ?" Bella asked you and shook your head causing a few of them to rose their eyes.

"I'm waiting until I'm atleast 25 years old. I want to enjoy my youth as much as possible without passing like a weird girl being married to a twenty year old librarian. But until then I'm just fine while being human." You announced and the rest of the Cullen nodded in understanding while you poured Renesmee some apple juice in a tea cup.

"I still can't believe we thought you were bad..." Emmett muttered and they all shared an awkward laugh while you brusted in a fit of giggle.

"It's okay really. And it got me some times alone with Jaz for a while." You replied and your lover passed his arms around your waist, resting her chin on your shoulder.

Then a loud gasp was heard.

"ENGAGED OR MARRIED ALREADY ?" Alice rushed to your side, grabbing yours and Jasper's hand quickly and the rest of the family widened their eyes.

"Engaged. Y/n forced me to wait until all of us will get along again. She wanted my family to attend the wedding as much as hers." Jasper kissed you cheek and you chuckled leaning into his touch.

"Bless that girl, I hope you didn't expected to have you wedding without me." Alice playfully glared and everyone laughed.

If someone would have told you five years ago that you were getting along with Jasper's family you would have give them a big sad smile with an 'I wish' for answer. Now you couldn't wait for the awaiting future with your new family.

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[esperfruit]

More short TTTE Human AU refs

Victor de Cèspedes

Age: 42

Height: 183 cm

Victor is a mechanic and engineer from Cuba. He came to Sodor after he was recruited by Sir Topham Hatt, who heard about his famous skills after the company Victor worked for went bankrupt. He had a lot of trouble shortly after his arrival because he couldn't speak English at first. The first English word he learned was "red" when he chose his new uniform. His primary job is the repairs of machines, there is almost nothing he can't fix.

Despite being busy and strict, he has a charming and accomodating personality and wants to create a good work atmosphere for everyone. He earned many sympathy points with people after he told off Spencer and embarassed him. In an accident, he feel down a cliff but miraculously survived. After he went missing for a while, he cleared up the misunderstanding that Luke might have killed him. Victor has a clumsy assistant named Kevin, who tests his patience on a daily basis but Victor knows he's a good guy.

Charlie Wardle

Age: 20

Height: 177 cm

A young man from the city, who just entered the work life. Before that, Charlie was partying all the time and was very popular. He has an easy-going and fun-loving personality and loves making others laugh. Unfortunately he has the bad habits of being careless, easily distracted and often doesn't treat things serious enough. The younger ones like Thomas, Percy, Rebecca and Paxton see in him a good friend and fun to hang out with while on the other hand most older adults like Gordon, Henry and Cranky find him, annoying, unfunny and view him as a general nuiscence.

After Charlie got into a lot of trouble due to his carelessness, Edward took him in as his apprentice because he saw how Charlie felt genuine regret for what he did. Charlie feels a lot of gratitude towards him and started endearlingly calling him "Eddie".

Trevor Foster

Age: 63

Height: 171 cm

The principal of the school Thomas, Percy, Rosie and Philip attend. He his very good-hearted and likes children, he wants nothing but the best for them. Trevor is usually polite and peaceful but he will take any measures to make sure everyone, who hurts a child will be punished.

Outside of school, he helps out at the local church by taking care of its orchard. He owns a steam tractor in which he often gives rides with. Trevor is also good friends with Terence and Bertie. The three organized a big party once to earn enough money so children could go to the beach during summer vacation. He also became a close friend of Edward after the latter brought him to the hospital when he collaped once. Even since then Trevor looks after Thomas in school for Edward.

Terence Crawler

Age: 33

Height: 190 cm

A local farmer, who owns a caterpiller tractor. He usually uses it for ploughing but on request he can fulfill other jobs. Similar to Bertie with his bus, Terence has a strong atattchment to his tractor as he was willing to do anything to save it from falling into a lake when ice under it cracked. He is assertive, helpful and always eager to do a job. He has the saying: "You have to be sensible if you want to stay safe." and he easily forgives other for getting cheeky with him. Despite being very friendly and good-natured, a few people such as James find him quite unsetteling because he always has"that smile"...

Kenji Shima

Age: 17

Height: 169 cm

A high school student from Japan, who took in an internship with an inventor during summer vacation. He accompanied his superior to a science fair on Sodor and was helping out with presentations. When members of a smuggling ring failed to steal secret and valuable blueprints, they held Kenji hostage to get away but he was saved by Sonny, who betrayed the ring.

Kenji is from a family of scientists and his parents have high expectations for him to become their sucessor but there is one severe problem: Kenji struggles with technology. Regardless, he studies hard to learn and adapt skills and knowledge. Kenji is determined, organized and clever but also a bit anxious as he hates being alone and he fears dissapointing his family if he doesn't become scenentist like them.

[forever-rogue]

Okay I had an idea!! Ya know those tik toks where girl friends will make their boyfriends beer posters with their pictures on it? What if reader gets Eddie a beer poster with herself on it?

AN | I'm considering this modern!eddie! Enjoy 🥰

Warnings | Language, Suggestive Languge

Pairing | Eddie x Fem!Reader

Word Count | 2.1k

Masterlist | Main, Eddie

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Eddie Munson was an impossible person to get a present for. Not that he was particularly picky, he was just such an enigma that was hard to even fathom what to get him. He was special and therefore you wanted to do something special for him.

But as you had scoured online and looked around the mall, you still came up with nothing. There were a couple of vinyls you'd thought he might like, some new jeans that he could use along with a new pair of sneakers, or even some new guitar picks. But none of that seemed quite good or special enough. 

Then it came to you one night, as you were lying in bed next to Eddie, scrolling around on your social media before bed. It seemed so ridiculous and over the top, but you knew it would be perfect. It was definitely something different and something your metalhead would enjoy. 

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“So…” Eddie was sprawled across the couch of your shared apartment, his head in your lap as you watched a rerun of some random sitcom. You’d been playing with his hair, but stopped when you looked down at him. Offering him a small smile, you touched his rosy cheek to encourage him to go on, “my birthday is coming up.”

“Oh really?” you feigned sweet innocence as he pouted at you. You couldn’t help but giggle at the pathetic little pout on his pretty face, “I had absolutely no idea!”

“Don’t tease,” he scoffed, his bambi eyes large and soft as you giggled at him, “baby, you’re breaking my heart.”

“Relax Edward Munson,” you leaned down and kissed him softly, “I know exactly when your birthday is, what time of day you were born, the hospital you were born in, and your whole astrological chart. I will never forget your birthday or anything about you, my love.”

"You're too good to me baby," he reached a gentle hand up and stroked your before stopping suddenly, "wait - my astrological chart? What does that mean?"

"Oh my sweet honey boy," you took his hand and pressed a soft kiss to his knuckles, "I won’t bore you with all the details today, but one day.”

“I love you,” the boy was all teeth and dimples and pure sunshine. Your heart flipped at the way he looked at you as though you had hung all the glittery stars in the night sky, “what’re you getting me?”

You knew he was joking; Eddie Munson gave and gave but rarely asked for anything in return. That’s why you wanted to do something special and unique for him, “what am I getting you? Me! I’m all the present you need….plus, I’ll suck your dick.”

“You always like sucking my dick, baby,” he teased with a cheeky grin as you hummed in response, “but you’re right. You’re all I need.”

“You’re such a romantic sap,” you sighed contentedly as you traced a finger along his face, mapping out all of his little freckles. You’d mapped them out a million times before with your lips, along with all of his beauty marks, scars, and stretch marks. To you, Eddie Munson was a beautiful work of art and you loved worshiping him, “but fear not my love, I’ve got a few things up my sleeves. You’ll have to wait and see.”

“Can I get a little hint?”

“Absolutely not,” you grinned as you stuck your tongue, “you’ll just have to wait and see. I promise it’ll be worth your while!”

“Menace,” he muttered under his breath, absolutely no malice in his voice, “an absolute little menace.”

“That you love and adore and cherish?”

“More than anything,” he agreed, “you’re fucking metal baby…but are you sure I can’t even get a little hint?”

“Nice try,” you put your hand over his mouth so he couldn’t say anything further, “now hush…and let me suck your dick.”

You were pretty sure you heard something akin to yes ma’am as his honeyed brown eyes turned darker with each passing moment. 

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“This feels like the most ridiculous thing ever,” you shook your head at Robin as you walked into the print shop at the mall. Steve trailed behind the two of you, like a little puppy, bright eyed and curious as he looked at all the various storefronts. 

“You should have ordered online,” Robin snickered as she nudged your arm, knowing full well what you were about to pick. Steve, loveable, precious Steve had been left in the dark. You didn’t need him to know that little detail or need him to spill the beans to Eddie. Neither of those dinguses were able to keep anything from each other, “the kid working in the back properly lost his mind when he saw your order.”

“Ugh,” you frowned and shook your head in disgust, “I don’t wanna think about some little weird and overly hormonal teenager looking at my photo and popping a semi.”

“Who is doing what?” Steve had absolutely brilliant timing as to tuning back into the conversation, “what on earth are you picking up, babe?”

“I don’t wanna…talk about it,” you shushed him as you nudged Robin so he would take him outside while you picked up your order. Steve looked at you with wide eyes as Robin started to usher back into the mall. You sighed as you walked up to the counter and dinged the small bell for an employee.

Just as you had thought, a young boy came out and you swore his eyes widened in recognition, “h-how can I help you?”

“I’m here to pick up an order,” you avoided his eyes as you offered him your name. He punched a few things into the computer before going back to get your order. You rocked back and forth on your heels as you anxiously waited. 

He came back after a few minutes and handed you the cardboard roll and told you how much it would be. You handed your card over without a word, wanting to get this wrapped up as quickly as possible, “you’re Eddie Munson’s girlfriend, aren’t you?”

“I, umm…” you swallowed thickly and panicked, “yeah, I am. Do you know him…?”

“Corroded Coffin,” he said as he gave you back your card, “I’m a fan. They’re really good.”

“O-oh,” well fuck. Now he could brag to his little friends that he’d practically seen Eddie Munson’s girlfriend naked, “yeah. Umm, well, thanks for everything.”

“No problem,” his expression brightened as you turned to leave, ready to run away and hide, “tell him Jimmie says hi!”

You were absolutely not going to tell him that Jimmie said hi. A sigh of relief escaped your lips as you stepped back outside into the noise of the mall and spotted your friends already waiting for smoothies. You almost ran back over to them, Robin wiggling her eyebrows at your little package and Steve grinning happily.

“Success?”

“Success,” you agreed with a grimace, “he knew who Eddie was, Robin. I’m never going to get over this.”

“What’s in the package?” Steve asked again as he handed your favorite smoothie they’d had foresight to order. You knew you could only deflect his questions for so long before he pulled the truth out of you. There was no way you could ever lie to those sweet eyes. 

“A-a poster,” you waved your hand dismissively, “for his birthday.”

“Oh nice,” he sipped his drink happily, “oh, he’d probably love a DND one or something like that. Good idea.”

“Yup,” your voice was about five octaves higher than normal, “totally.”

Robin only sipped her smoothie in order to keep from laughing out loud; you were dying inside and Steve was oblivious as always.

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“Baby, it’s not that early,” you insisted as you dragged Eddie back to your apartment. You’d gone out for dinner after you were both off work, and he’d suggested going out to a movie or something else, but you’d insisted you were tired and wanted to go home. What he didn’t know was that everyone was waiting there to surprise him with a little surprise party, “we can watch a movie here or something.”

You unlocked the door slowly to give everyone time to hide before you stepped inside to turn on the lights. Eddie was still clueless until you flicked on the lights and everyone jumped out and yelled at the top of their lungs, “happy birthday Eddie!”

Eddie’s face lit up and he beamed with excitement. He looked at you with what could only be pure love and adoration before kissing you softly. You touched his cheek and whispered a soft surprise, before his friends swarmed over to hug him and wish him a happy birthday.

You knew that growing up, he’d never had big parties or a large number of friends to shower him with love, and these days you took every opportunity to give it all to him. Wayne had been such a good and loving uncle - father - to Eddie, and you were happy to share in that with him. He’d helped the boy become the good man he was today. Wayne, in fact, was the first one besides you to hug him and wish him a happy birthday. 

You let your friends hog Eddie’s presence during the party, knowing you were the luckiest one of all because you got to keep him at the end of the day. He was your best friend and lover all wrapped into one amazing, wonderful package. There wasn’t much more you needed than that.

At one point, while you were chatting with Robin and Nancy you’d caught his eye from across the room and raised your red plastic cup in a salute to him before mouthing I love you to him. His cheeks flushed a pretty shade of pink as he mouthed those pretty little words back to you.

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It was late into the evening - early morning rather - by the time everyone had left. It was only you and Eddie now, and you took his hand in yours and dragged him to the bedroom. 

“That was…amazing,” he grinned as he followed onto the bed and gave a pretty, tired little smile, “thank you, angel. You didn’t have to do all that.”

“I wanted to,” you promised as you shut the bedroom door with a soft click and leaned against it, “sometimes I like spoiling you too, my love. But…I do have one more thing for you.”

“Baby, I know I’m never one to turn down a blowjob but-”

“It’s not a blowjob,” you padded over to the closet and dug through it to find the cardboard tube that contained his little gift. You waved it around before practically skipping over to him, “although, I will gladly give you as many as you would like tomorrow. But, my love, this is for you.”

“What is it?” he asked with wide eyes as you handed him the tube. 

“Open it silly man.”

He did so without hesitation, unrolling the poster and studying the print. His pretty eyes widened and his mouth dropped open as he realized what it was. You were already well aware of course; a silly beer poster with your very scantily clad picture on it. You’d seen the trend online, with girlfriends surprising their boyfriends, and decided that that was what you were going to  get for Eddie. Unique and sort of different - but you had a feeling the man would like it. Judging by his silent fascination, it appeared he did.

“Baby,” he almost choked on the word as he looked between the poster and you, “holy fucking fuck. You’re so fucking hot. This is…unexpected. I don’t…shit.”

“You like it, big boy?” you grinned as he nodded excitedly. He set it to the side and motioned for you to come over, “you know, it really was a joke at first. But I'm glad you like it."

"I do," he nodded eagerly, "I should hang it up in my office at the shop."

"Eddie!" your face warmed up as he pulled you down to his lap, "that is for your eyes only!"

"Fine," he sighed dramatically, "I love it - I love you."

"I love you," you leaned in and kissed him, "so, so much Eddie bear. Happy birthday, baby.”

[viktuurishipper96]

Douglas and Oliver’s beach day🌊🏝🏖⛱

CW: some scenes contains suggestive themes so viewers (you the reader) discretion is advise.

It was a gorgeous day at the beach at the island of sodor. The sun has shone and everyone is doing their activities. Their you see Donald and duck surfing with bill and Ben; Edward playing volleyball with Henry, Gordon, James, skarloey, rusty, rheneas, Peter sam, sir handle and Duncan are having a good time; Thomas, Emily, Rosie, Percy and Toby are making sand castles and there on the other side there’s Oliver at a private beach and he’s just listening to music for just the two of them. Then suddenly, he heard a beautiful and gorgeous Scottish twin waving at him and said “~oh Oliver yoo-hoo” . Oliver’s jaws just dropped and his shades dropped as well when the most gorgeous man who’s name is Douglas and he was wearing a black to navy blue bikini (the bottoms) and wore a tie up beach dress with lace as he sways his hips back and forth with a voluptuous (curvy) figure and his nice busty chest bounces. He was wearing his sunglasses and a floppy hat so his gorgeous black hair won’t be humid, and he was carrying a tote bag that consist of; sunscreen towels, Cosmopolitan magazine, books, his manicure kit , healthy snacks and a hair tie. When he arrived at a private beach , Douglas was taking off his tie up beach dress and Oliver sees his toned body that is to die for. He then grabbed a hair tie and tied his long hair back so it doesn’t get too hot or oily. Afterwards, he placed a towel and he took off his floppy hat ( he still is wearing sunglasses) and he lied down on his back as he soaked up the sun. Oliver on the other hand sees this Scottish beauty sunbathing and his long toned legs moves and he arches his back and Oliver is in heaven now. Soon after, Douglas decided to turn on his stomach and he said “ Oliver, my darling. Will you put sunscreen on my back and get it real good.” Oliver nosebleeds and blushes and he said “Anything for you Douglas.” When Oliver puts on sunscreen on his hands and began rubbing it on Douglas back, he moans for a bit and said “~mmmmmmmn yes, yess oh yess” as he bites his lips and gives Oliver the bedroom eyes. He continue to apply more sunscreen on Douglas until he’s satisfied and soon after he got on top of Oliver and said “ mmmmnh thank my darling Oliver” . The two kissed and kissed until they parted and Oliver said to Douglas “~Douglas, baby you’re the most gorgeous man of all of the island of sodor.” So finally, the two had fun together including playing in the ocean and cuddle/snuggling time. Oliver had the best beach day ever with Douglas. 💚🖤

hope you’ll like it @pan9materialgirl that I’ve made my hot fanfic

And here’s the ref in case you’re wondering what Douglas is wearing to the beach

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 247:

*Duck and Edward are making a story*

Edward: Wait. Duck. Are you seriously going to make the main character have a mullet?!?

Duck: Why, of course! It's not really because of the Great Western Way. But it's because I just thinks it looks cool when we have the action scenes.

Edward: Tsk. Maybe in Chapter 2 the main character can get a haircut...

Duck: What?!?

Edward: Yeah, you heard me! I think that's a stupid idea! I mean, a mullet is probably the worst haircut that you can have! It just makes you look like you hadn't had a haircut in 10 years!

Duck: Well, it can't be that bad!

Edward: Duck, you know how much I hate having my hair down. You even saw me once when @sketalya's Rosie swapped my shampoo with hot pink hair dye....

Duck: Oh, okay then...

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally and Edward's escape part 1

~Wally and Edward were strapped to operating tables when the door opened and the "Nurses" walked in~

"Nurse": Alright Wally, let's get you ready!

Wally: *Had a different gown on* No!

Edward: *He still had his normal clothes on* Y'all won't get away from this!

~They expected to be tortured or worse. What they didn't expect was the nurses removing the straps, before they revealed the truth~ 

Wally: Guys?! *Rabbit Home jumped up, and the puppet hugged him tight*

Clank: We couldn't have just left you two with that psychotic nurse! 

Edward: Thanks for coming!

Rosie: Come on guys! The coast is clear!

~The group ran out of the room and went straight to the front door~

Oakly: We're almost there!

~The door suddenly slammed shut and the laughter of the nurse was heard~

Nightmare Nurse: Leaving so soon? I'm offering a free appointment for you all!

[so-much-fandoms]

(Can’t tag for some reason)

Wow, that’s quite a few ships…I’ve never really heard of Edward x Boco or Diesel x Sonny, but I definitely see why people would ship them!

And Mavis x Rosie is just…*chef’s kiss*

[lacrimosathedark]

Alright Hazbin Fandom. Let's talk about AI.

AI is always a grey area, especially with how new it is and how slow protections are to being instated.

I initially listened to "[character] sings [song]" type AI covers because to me it felt like auditory fanfiction, and it being character-specific and not person-specific gave it a level of distance. But fanfiction has specific legal protections where AI as of now does not. For example, you can't make money off of someone else's IP. There aren't solidly such protections for AI.

I never listened to covers involving Loona because I knew Erika Lindbeck has expressed not liking her voice used for AI. I stopped listening altogether because Amir Talai expressed he did not like the AI covers with his likeness and the majority was Alastor, so I stopped out of respect for him.

My mind also initially compared it to Vocaloids and other synth voices, but the difference is those voices were recorded for the purpose of writing and covering music. The actors knew what they were signing up for and were compensated.

There has been a major issue in the Hazbin fandom of not just AI covers, but using AI to speak as characters and making money off of it, with the express DISAPPROVAL of the voices they're stealing. And this is NOT OKAY. That is so many levels of theft and disrespect it's astonishing.

Look, you aren't evil if you've ever enjoyed an AI cover. I know a lot of us have seen and enjoyed the AI cover of "Your Stupid Face". But you should be aware, from here on out, that as long as you are using AI for this purpose, especially if you're posting it, even more if you are making money off of it, that is both not okay and could also get you sued.

I'm not joking.

Stop supporting the use of AI voices, at least until there are proper protections in place. Do not make and share them. Do not listen to them. Report them if you can.

And if you REALLY love the "[character] sings [song]" type covers, support people who actually sing as the characters!!! Fan songs and fan covers are usually much better quality anyways, and you're supporting actual artists!

I'll even give you some to start you off.

Silva Hound writes music for Hellaverse projects now, but they also did fansongs (and Addict) between the pilot and series. "Radio Play" is a personal favorite of mine I listened to on repeat, but other bangers include "Royal Flush" (with Mick Lauer, Husk's OG VA), Redemption Arc (with Elsie Lovelock, Charlie's OG VA), and Vox's Interlude.

PARANOiD DJ is THE guy for this stuff. He made a bunch of old fan songs and a couple of covers himself, and has also made songs WITH cast members, Krystal LaPorte, Edward Bosco, and Michael Kovach. I'm sure you've heard "Smile Like You Mean It" and "Use Me Up" and the Angel & Vox version of "Valentino". That's this guy. And there's so much more. Seriously, check this guy out.

MilkkyMelodies isn't usually my taste, but she's pretty prolific atm and she's done quite a few fansongs, some of which are other character rewrites of songs from the show, like Stayed Gone for Lute and Lilith, Hell's Greatest Mom for Lilith and Rosie, Poison for Emily, Respectless for Vaggie and Lute, there's a lot. She's one to give a try at the very least.

Caleb Hyles does mostly rock/metal versions of songs, but he's also made some fansongs and fancovers. He wrote "Wash it Clean", a Lucifer song, he's covered Karma (that Jojo Siwa song that has no right to be as funky as it is) as Angel Dust, and he and a few others did a Hazbin version of "Hell's Coming With Me", that big Poor Man's Poison song that was everywhere, yknow "I am the righteous hand of God and I am the Devil that you forgot" that one.

McGwire has a few fan songs, though I admittedly have only listened to one, but that one is a fucking BANGER and it's "Welcome to Hell", a Husk song. It's SO GOOD.

And there's probably more but this post is already long.

But THESE are the people you should be supporting, not people stealing other people's voices.

And hey, if none of this gets through? Have you seen The Little Mermaid? Remember, no matter how fab she was, Ursula was the villain. And even she had the owner of the voice she stole sign a contract. None of yall have contracts with these actors and no right to their voices.

Feel free to reblog with any other fan artists you may know so we can get them more traction and support than people who don't know what boundaries are.

[writingsofmax]

Disarm pt. 20

Words: 2.6K

Summary: Edward comes home and gets a little treat

Tags: SMUT, blowjob, deep throat, descriptions of violence

warnings: SMUT, minors do not interact, descriptions of violence.

Chapter 20- Betrayed Desires

Y/N heard the front door opening and practically tripped over herself going to greet Eddie. He stepped through the door looking like his usual self. There was no heavy green army jacket, military boots, thick leather mask or gloves. Instead, he was wearing a black pea coat that was covered in a light dusting of snow. The snowflakes also coated the top of his head and clung to the messy hair that framed his face. The slopes of his cheeks and the tip of his nose were tinted pink from the cold, making his already boyish features more rosy. He looked like an average, albeit cold, citizen of Gotham. Cute and inviting, even. It was hard to imagine that he had tortured someone so publically and brutally just a few hours ago.  I wonder if he’s dead yet, Y/N couldn’t help but ponder as she approached her boyfriend. 

He couldn’t see her just yet because his glasses were fogged up from the cold, but she wrapped her arms around him anyway.

“Hi baby,” Edward breathed into her hair, immediately melting into her embrace. Having him physically there brought on a sudden pang of guilt.

“I’m sorry..” Y/N groaned, “I never meant to cause you trouble,” she mumbled into the front of his cold jacket– it smelled like fresh snow. “Or have anything like this happen..”

“Don’t be sorry. If anything, I’m glad you did it.”

Edward shrugged off his coat, laying it on the top of the couch.

“That asshole had it coming,” he grumbled darkly as he wiped the fog from his glasses off on his shirt. After placing his glasses back on his face he looked at her brightly.

“The way you took care of him too! You really let him have it!” Eddie giggled, his eyes shining with adoration.

“I’m so proud of you! The way you duct taped him to the chair was a thing of beauty!”

Eddie gushing over her made her feel antsy, “It really wasn’t,” she stammered, “I was just panicked.”

Eddie’s hands cupped her face, the chill in them sinking into her skin as he tilted her head to meet his gaze, “You’re a natural sweetie! You truly are so remarkable. My perfect angel.”

The way Edward seemed so at ease about the whole situation helped calm down her own nerves about it. However, dark curiosity about the situation continued to poke at the edges of her brain and she couldn’t help but ask, “Did um… Did..” 

Edward tilted his head as she worked on phrasing her question more delicately. She was still unsure of how to talk about these matters. “Is um…” she stopped again while Edward watched her expectantly, “Is he dead yet?” Edward’s face lit up at that question, “Oh! He died hours ago! By the time I uploaded the video he had been dead for awhile,” he explained, cheerfully. “It was an easy clean up too because I put a tarp under him to catch any of the…..fall out..” Y/N felt her stomach begin to churn while listening to him, “And it wasn’t even hard to keep him tied up because he wasn’t much of a gym rat it seemed,” he continued, giggling at his own joke. “Really the hardest thing was cleaning the cage..and getting the rats out of course. But I was able to throw him down on the tarp and just wrap it up and..” He trailed off after looking at Y/N’s face. She had been trying to hide the growing nausea but must not have been doing a very good job of it. “Sorry,” he mumbled sheepishly. “But really– you have nothing to worry about, I–I took care of everything,” he assured her, his eyes large and earnest. He fell backwards onto the couch, his long legs sprawled out over the arms. Y/N giggled as he pouted and reached out his arms to her into which she folded herself immediately. His lips and nose were still cold as she felt them against hers. She ran her fingers through his hair, pulling back only to press more kisses all over his face. Edward hummed in appreciation, wrapping his arms around her. She moved down, resting her head on his chest, her face crooked into his neck as she cuddled him. His heart pounded under her ear, its rhythm fast yet comforting. He absent-mindedly traced his fingers over her back as they settled into the couch together. His hands moved to her waist, and gently rested there, but she felt his grip tightening. Glancing up at his face, he didn’t seem to be aware of it. His gaze was fixated on the ceiling as his leg bounced underneath her in an on-going tremor. As the grip on her waist was reaching near-painful levels, she asked, “Eddie? Are you okay?” “Mm..?” “Are you alright?” she repeated. Edward’s eyes had that familiar glaze over them and she could tell he was chewing on the inside of his cheek. It was a beat before he answered, as if her words had to catch up with his brain, “Yeah baby.. I think I just need a minute to calm down.” 

“Calm down?” “Y- Yeah.. I have a hard time…. Coming down after,” he mumbled, peering down at her from under his glasses before returning his gaze to the ceiling. He seemed embarrassed, not wanting to explain further or look at her. 

Poor Eddie. He worked so hard at keeping her safe and taking care of her. Even now when he was clearly on edge he took the time to make sure she was comfortable first. When really it should be him that gets to relax. 

Eddie was staring at the ceiling, his pupils blown wide, hands trembling as he continued to hold her. He just killed someone for ME, when he already does so much.

“Would you like it if I helped you calm down?” she ventured, trailing her fingers up his arm. Edward shuffled under her and propped himself up on his elbows, giving her a curious look, his eyes dark and focused solely on her, “What do you have in mind?” 

She felt butterflies in her stomach at his question, but her resolve was only shaken for a second once she had gotten his full attention. Shifting upwards, she straddled his thighs, bending slightly to unbutton his pants. 

To her delight she felt he was already hard. 

“I could.. take care of you,” she suggested, her hands hovering over his waistband. Edward stiffened at her advances, sitting up so suddenly she almost fell off of him. 

“I-It’s alright! You don’t um… you d-don’t have to do that,” Edward choked out, his face and ears a bright pink.

“I know I don’t have to, I want to,” she answered, hopping off of him to kneel at his feet, “I want to make you feel as good as you’re always making me feel.”

Edward looked like a deer in headlights. Cute. “I um… I…um…Are you sure?” 

His eyes were so wide under his glasses, equal parts nervous and excited. She didn’t plan on keeping him waiting for long, and was going to take extra special care of him. 

“Of course.” 

She kneeled down between his legs, and pulled his pants down, revealing his underwear. She heard Eddie’s breath hitch as she grabbed the top of his waistband. 

Pulling it down slowly, his cock sprang forth, and Eddie stifled his groan by covering his mouth with his hand. It seemed painfully stiff and was already leaking, twitching in the open air. She peered up at him and his face was flushed, his other fist white knuckle gripping the couch. When she put her hand on his cock, it was throbbing and hot to the touch. Edward moaned just at her touching it briefly. 

“You are really wound up..” she mused before rubbing it gently, and laying a gentle kiss on the tip. 

Edward was unable to answer, his body tense, and head pressed back onto the couch cushions. 

She ran her tongue over the underside of it, the warm velvet feeling of his skin brushing against her tongue. There was a slightly salty taste as she took the head into her mouth, running her hand down to the base of it. 

“Oh…. fuck,” she heard him whimper, his hips shuddering at her touch. 

She started slowly, running her tongue messily over his length, easing him into it. Looking up at him every once in a while to gauge his reaction. His eyes were fluttering shut, lips parted slightly as he gasped at her movements. He looks so pretty like this, he always looks pretty. She took him in her mouth fully, moving down until she could feel him at the back of her throat.

Even though he was completely filling her mouth, she wasn’t to the base yet. This might be a challenge, she realized, but Eddie deserved it. Using her hand she stroked him as she sucked, moving farther down each time, working in a nice rhythm, as his breathing quickened. His glasses were starting to slip off his face from sweat, which she assumed meant she was doing an alright job. 

Eddie’s hands moved from the couch into her hair at that, pulling at it in a way that drove her wild. The Riddler’s hands in my hair… the Riddler using my mouth for pleasure, the thought was enough to spark a flame within her. All she could think of now was him and how badly she wanted to be good for him in this moment. To relieve him of this tension that was built up inside of him. To be his good girl. 

He whimpered as he bucked his hips forward, and suddenly he pressed down on her head, pushing her all the way to the hilt. Tears pricked her eyes and she gagged as his cock was pushed deep into her throat. Holding her in place, Eddie went harder and faster into her mouth, fucking her throat. 

She coughed and gagged, gripping Edward’s thighs tightly. 

Just as suddenly as he started he released her and she jerked backward, taking a deep breath of air, tears and saliva dripping down her face. 

“I’m—  I’m so so sorry baby! I didn’t mean to, are you alright, can you breathe, is….” 

Edward’s frantic words faded out in the background as she coughed some more and caught her breath again.

“It's okay Eddie, I actually like it,” she admitted, looking up at him coyly. For once Eddie was speechless, his eyes glazing over beneath his lenses as he let out a shaky, “Oh.” “Now relax,” she hummed as she wrapped her lips around his cock again. Squeezing her thighs together trying to ignore the growing heat in her core from his rough treatment, she took him all the way to the base again. The weight of his cock pressed down on her tongue and filled her mouth deliciously. She held herself there, drool dripping down onto her thighs while she felt his cock twitch in her throat. 

That’s it, just like that, she thought as Edward started moving once again, his fingers tangling themselves in her hair as he started to control the pace. 

Edward worked so hard for her, had even killed for her, the least she could do was deep throat the man.

His thrusts became more erratic and she could tell he was getting closer. Her hand stroked what wasn’t in her mouth and she moaned, as her hunger for him grew. That only served to egg him on further as he gripped her hair and sheathed himself in her fully. There was nowhere for her to move, fully enclosed with his legs on either side of her, his hand holding her in place. She was completely at his mercy as he used her. Completely his. 

With a final thrust he released into her mouth, his hand tightening in her hair as he came. She swallowed what he had given her, pleased with his reaction. Letting go of her hair, Edward slumped back on the couch, panting heavily. 

“I’m going to go wash my face real quick,” she announced, a small smirk on her lips.  

Edward nodded, “Uh-huh,” was his breathless reply. 

In the bathroom, she splashed water onto her face, washing away the smeared makeup and tears. Coming back out into the living room, Edward was curled up on the couch, looking much more relaxed, his eyelids heavy. 

My turn can wait, she thought. She grabbed a blanket from the chair and gently laid it over him, tucking him in. He snuggled down into it immediately with a small smile. 

“Thank you..” 

“No problem Eddie, I’m gonna make us some tea okay?”  

“Mm-hm” came his reply from under the blanket. 

Y/N switched on the TV for him to watch and laid the remote within reach for him before going to the kitchen. By the time she came back out with two mugs of tea, Eddie was sleeping, remote forgotten at his side. 

Oh good. She was relieved that he had calmed down enough to get some much needed rest. He worked so hard all the time, and she had only added to it. He looked peaceful sleeping there, and she hoped his dreams were peaceful as well. Sitting quietly on the arm of the couch above his head, she reached down and rubbed his back in small circles. 

It was a great feeling knowing that she could take care of him too.

Next

[rygoespop]

Thomas and Friends: Legends of Sodor (Story 40): The Japanese Railway Museum

Narrator: The Japanese Railway Museum

Scene opens as Brendam Docks, as all 13 Members of the Steam Team are on a Rail Ferry

Narrator: One morning, Sir Topham Hatt is sending the Steam Team to Japan, to help with the Railway Museum over there

Thomas: I can’t wait to see Hiro again!

Nia: I haven’t been to Japan, but this will be a first time

STH: Now I want you all to be on your best behavior while your all over there

Stanley: You can count on us Sir!

Thomas: Bye sir, we’ll be back home when the job is done!

The Ferry set sail

Thomas: Japan, here we come!

Molly: Your gonna like seeing the Cherry Blossoms over there Henry

Henry: Yeah, it’ll be nice

Scene transitions to night, as the Ferry arrived near Tokyo

Narrator: Soon, they arrived in Japan

Thomas: I don’t believe it, we’re back in Tokyo!

Edward: So this is Tokyo huh

Nia: So nice, and look at the colorful lights

Soon, the ferry arrived at the dock and the bridge was lowered

Hiro: Hello, my friends

Thomas: *excited* Hiro! I’m so happy to see you again!

Hiro: Hello Thomas, I missed you my friend

Molly: Greetings Hiro-San

Hiro: Konnichiwa Molly

Nia: Oh, hello! You must be the Master of The Railway, I’m Nia

Hiro: Nice to meet you Nia

Scene transitions to Hiro and the Steam Team puffing into Tokyo

Narrator: Soon, Hiro took the Steam Team around Tokyo

Nia: Oooooh, so colorful

Hiro: Indeed Nia, Japan is full of Neon Lights

Soon, Molly heard a familiar tune

Molly: That sounds like, the Bubblegum Maidens!

Molly puffed up to the Bubblegum Maidens

Molly: Hello Bubblegum Maidens, I’m back!

Bubblegum Maidens Manager: Welcome back Molly

Molly: It’s good to be back

Hiro: Now Henry, how about those Cherry Blossoms?

Henry: I’m honored Hiro

Scene transitions to Hiro and Henry arrived at the Cherry Blossoms

Hiro: Here you go, my friend

Henry: Woooooooow, it’s like my forest back home on Sodor

Hiro: Indeed Henry

Scene transitions to all the engines arriving at a bigger version of the sheds

Narrator: That night, the engines settle in at the sheds for the night

Thomas: I can’t wait to help with the Museum!

Hiro: I know Thomas, the excitement is building up, I’ll see you all in the morning

Thomas: Good night Hiro!

Scene transitions to the next morning, as Nia sees Hiro watching the Sun rise

Narrator: The next morning, as everyone was about to wake up, Nia saw Hiro watching the Sun rise

Nia: Good morning Hiro, what are you doing?

Hiro: Watching the sun rise, it’s one of the traditions of Japan

Nia: Oooooh *sees Kyo Yamashiro behind them* Um, Hiro, who’s that?

Hiro: That is Kyo Yamashiro, the Local Manga Artist, he depicts engines as Humans for his comics

Kyo Yamashiro shows Nia a depiction of her as a human in Manga Style

Nia: Ooooooh, I like it

Scene transitions to Noon, as Thomas and Rosie were delivering tourists from Nara to the Osaka Japanese Railway Museum

Narrator: That noon, Thomas and Rosie were taking tourists to the Japanese Railway Museum in Osaka

Thomas: It’s nice to see the Railway Museum in Osaka

Rosie: Me too Thomas

Gordon: *races past them with 3 Oigawa Coaches* Museum Express coming through!

Thomas: Hey, slow down Gordon! This isn’t a race!

Rosie: Typical Gordon

Scene transitions to Thomas and Rosie arriving at the Osaka Railway Museum

Narrator: Later, they arrived at the Osaka Museum

Hiro: Greetings Thomas

Thomas: Hiro! I’m excited of what are they adding

Hiro: I know Thomas

Sir Takaboushi Hideki showed up

Sir Takaboushi Hideki: Indeed, in fact, I figured the perfect addition to the Museum

Toby: Who?

James: I bet it’s me!

Rebecca: No it must be me!

Emily: I gotta feeling it’s my

Sir Takaboushi Hideki: No but close, it’s all of you

All (Thomas/Edward/Henry/Gordon/James/Percy/Toby/Emily/Molly/Rosie/Stanley/Nia/Rebecca): What?!

Sir Takaboushi Hideki: I decided to have replicas of all Thirteen of you, because any friend of Hiro, is a friend of mine

Hiro: Indeed Sir, that’s why they saved me from being scrap

Thomas: And we are glad to have you as a friend, Hiro

Hiro: And I’m glad to have you all as my friends

Scene transitions to the Next Day, all of the Steam Team Members and Hiro were present

Narrator: The next day, Sir Takaboushi Hideki had an announcement

Sir Takaboushi Hideki: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, and engines alike, I welcome a new addition to the Osaka Railway Museum, I welcome, Sodor’s Famous Thirteen!

Tarps were removed, revealing replicas of Thomas, Edward, Henry, Gordon, James, Percy, Toby, Emily, Molly, Rosie, Stanley, Nia, and Rebecca

Thomas: Wooooooow!

James: We look good

Gordon: Indeed

Hiro: I’m glad you all like them, my friends

Thomas: Hiro, this is the greatest addition ever, thank you

Hiro: Your welcome Thomas

Kyo Yamashiro drew the 13 Members of the Steam Team and Hiro as Humans in Manga Style

Kyo Yamashiro: Perfect

Scene shows the Steam Team as Humans depicted in Manga

Story End

[diorsluv]

casual , part 3

“ i’ve heard so many rumors ”

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next chapter notes ) happy april fools dayyy!! hope yall got some good pranks in 😈😈 and guys HE DOESN’T DO LABELS 😓

tags: @dancerbailey3 @hughesfein @loveforaugust @alwaysclassyeagle @love4ldr @inhoodmood

[eddieswh0r]

Okay short silly idea because requests are still open!! My birthday is on Valentine's day and I just love imagining how Eddie would react to that. Maybe his crush just casually brings it up in conversation and then goes on about how it's the worst holiday to have a birthday on because nobody's ever asked them out so it always ruins the holiday and birthday (can confirm it sucks) and Eddie's just like "well, I know what day I'm confessing on!"

Sorry if that's totally incoherent my brain is not doing good right now. I've been crying and need a pickmeup so even just some thoughts about this would be nice. Have a good day sweetie 🥰

asdfghjkl. i love this idea, imagine how soppy he'd be.

"This sucks ass!" Rolling your eyes an exasperated sigh leaving your lips, pushing your lunch around the metal tray with your fork. Looking around the cafeteria everyone was giving their boyfriends, girlfriends and crushes cards and gifts.

"Fuck Valentines"

"Right?" You laughed, looking towards the end of the table, big brown eyes staring back at you. You see, That's Eddie. Edward Munson to be precise, the guy who took you under his wing when you started Hawkins high, a nervous little nerd who just wanted to play d&d and spend time in the library. Eddie really brought you out of your shell, you'd even cuss sometimes but walking round in your new Hellfire club shirt with a bunch of new friends really made you feel like you belong, even though the group got tormented on a daily basis, you fit in with them and you had friends so the taunts were worth it. Little did you know ever since that day Eddie saw you, he was crushing on you. Hard.

"I don't get the hype personally, its one day a year man. Shouldn't you love them every day? It's a money maker for gullible people, big companies want to cash in" leaning back in his chair and kicking his feet up onto the cafeteria table, crossing them he laughed "Never had a card, don't want one, especially covered with hearts 'n shit. So in two days' time it will be just me strumming my sweetheart in my room" Eddie winked at you which automatically sent your cheeks rosy, of course you knew he meant his guitar but the aching in the pit of your stomach wanted otherwise.

"I don't get cards anyway, 'cos god forbid someone sees and thinks it's a valentines one" shaking your head, you gathered your things as the bell rang to end lunch, nodding your head to signal bye you head towards your next class.

Eddie had a puzzled look on his face as he took hold of his metal lunch box, grabbing Dustin by the collar, pulling him towards him "Why does she speak in code man?" As Dustin prized Eddies hand off his shirt collar he responded "Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. No wonder you didn't graduate if you thought that was code?! It's her birthday on Valentine's day dude, a Balentine's if you will" Dustin looked immensely proud of his remark but Eddie did not.

"I swear man, you didn't tell me because?" Eddie pinched the bridge of his nose, taking in a deep breath, a little irritated at the fact he didn't know when your birthday was, especially since he was literally in love with you.

"I thought you already knew? Especially cos you're like in love with her. Also, will you just ask her out because love sick Eddie is actually annoying as shit" Dustin chuckled as Eddie shoved him in the shoulder

"Henderson!! Meet me at my van after school, i have an idea" Eddie yelled over to Dustin with a raised eyebrow and a smirk as he made his way out the cafeteria

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Valentine's day, your birthday, fuck. The day was here, just a card from your mom and a joint one from Jeff and Gareth. It was clear they'd made it themselves last minute but you cherished it all the same. Every time you heard a noise, you'd run to the window to see if the flag was up on the mailbox, much to your dismay - nothing. It was the same every year but somehow you thought this year would be different, maybe a card from Eddie or maybe a phone call? You wished for a card from him. Hell, you'd dreamt about it, not a birthday card but a Valentines one. You really had fallen hard for this boy, ever since that day you met him, as soon as you tripped over his shoe, books flying down the corridor. He tells everyone it was your shirt he noticed first, a witty d&d pun on the front of it but that's not the case. Your eyes, big and sparkling, that's what he noticed first, oh and the fact you had really soft hands which he didn't want to let go of when he grabbed them to stop you falling flat on your face. But nevertheless there was a last minute d&d meeting called at 7pm tonight, at least you'd see someone bar your mom on your birthday.

"Sinclair, if you just.. a little.. higher. No, lower, left a bit.." Eddie ran his hands over his face, stressed at the multiple instructions he's had to give, which seem to be going in one ear and out the other.

"Henderson, if you put it any lower it might aswell be on the god damn floor. If you want something doing.." Snatching the sheet away from Dustin and Lucas, Eddie pressed the tack through the sheet into the wall, hanging it up. Although lob-sided the three of them stood back, admiring the hard work. Well, Eddies hard work.

"So? It's perfect isn't it?" A smile spread across Eddies face as he stared at his masterpiece, hung on the back wall in the room where the members of Hellfire gathered to play D&D.

"I mean, it's alright? Erm, what is it?" a comment from Lucas which earned him an elbow to the ribs from Dustin.

"OW!"

"You can clearly see what it is, shit-head" Dustin spoke through gritted teeth and widening his eyes, trying to signal Lucas to just stop talking

"Are we looking at different things? 'Cos that isn't wha-"

"SHUT UP" Eddie yelled at the pair.

"Jesus Christ" Dustin mumbled "It looks... great"

"It's perfect. She'll love it. So Henderson..." Eddie spun on his heel, almost bouncing on them, facing the curly haired boy. "The plan, 7pm. You know what you need to do? The 'meeting' is all set up, I'll be here, waiting."

"So, are you driving us then?" Looking at Dustin and Eddie with a serious face, Lucas never ceased to amaze. Does that boy listen? like ever?

"Christ. How is Eddie driving us when he needs to be here? Earth to Lucas, is anybody working inside there?" Dustin knocks his knuckles on the side of Lucas' head, shaking his own in disbelief that he even associated with someone who had a lower IQ.

"How you two are still alive, I'll never fucking know. Anyway. 7pm, SHARP, You got that? I'm talking to you Sinclair"

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"Happy Val-Birth-tines Y/n" Dustin and Lucas shouted at the same time, although Dustin was perfectly happy saying 'birthday' Lucas confused him by saying Valentines, so that's how the words came out. A chuckle left your lips as did a 'Thank-you' as you stood your bike up on the grass

"To Hellfire" Dustin bellowed trying to put on a deep voice and outstretching his arm forward with a pointed finger.

The ride wasn't all that long, a quick 15 minutes and you were placing your bike wheel into the stand alongside Dustin and Lucas who were now sharing glances between each other. Making your way inside you were talking away to the boys

"..Yeah that's what i was saying. So why did we need an emergency meeting? Has something happened with the campaign?" Placing one hand on the double doors to Hellfire you turned your head to look behind you for an answer

"Dustin? Lucas? Hey?" Your brows furrowed, how had they just disappeared like that? Shrugging your shoulders you pushed the doors open and stepped inside.

The room was pitch black, "7pm, they said. I can't see anything and they've disappeared" you huffed, fumbling your hands over the wall, looking for a light.

Baby, i get so scared inside and i don't really understand,

Is it love that's on my mind? Or is it fantasy.

Heaven is in the palm of my hand,

and it's waiting here for you.

The sudden sounds of Ozzy and Lita gave you a fright, clutching at your chest you looked around you as the twinkle of fairy lights turned on, one by one. An old sheet hung up on the back wall, red paint splattered over it reading ‘Happy Balentines Y/n’.

"Y/n.." Eddie emerged out of the darkness, the soft twinkle of the lights reflected off his big chocolate brown eyes.

“Eddie? What’s going on? Oh my god, is this a new campaign?” You bounced on the balls of your feet in excitement as Eddie was stood directly in front of you, the double doors behind you wafted shut and as you looked over your shoulder you could just see the curls of Dustin’s hair retreating down the corridor. Those little shits.

“Y/n? Hey..” Eddie beamed, grabbing your attention, taking your hand into his, shyness overtook you, which didn’t happen in front of Eddie too often anymore. You cheeks burned crimson, looking up at him through your eyelashes you melted upon his gaze.

“It’s not a new campaign” Eddie let out a quiet laugh, running his thumb over your hand.

“Listen, sweetheart.. I.. Fuck. Look at you. You’ve been carved by the angels huh?” The soft glow of lights bounced off your face, highlighting all the right places. His eyes scanned your features closely, like it was the first time he’d ever really, properly looked at you.

“What I wanted to say is..” cupping your face with his large, calloused hands, he took a breath “Y/n, when I first saw you and, and I grabbed your hand to stop you falling, that’s when I knew.. I never wanted to let that hand go. Jesus Christ, I’m so fucking in love with you Y/n.” Eddie gently placed his other hand on the left side of your chest “I could feel it straight away, in here. In my heart, fuck. It beats so fast whenever I see you, I swear I could explode.”

Tears stung the corners of your eyes, you couldn’t quite believe this was happening, no-one had ever done anything like this for you before. Hell, you’d never had someone in love with you before. Eddie could see the tears pooling and he automatically thought he’d fucked everything up, his hand slowly moved from your cheek and chest.

“Shit, shit, shit. No this was too much. I shouldn’t have. I always fuck shit up. ‘Be brave and tell her’ I said, don’t run away from it and look where I am now.” breathing out a big sigh, Eddie sat perched on the table with his head in his hands.

“Eddie?” moving in front of him, you returned the favour of cupping his face with your hands this time, tenderly tipping it up to look at you “This, all of this? It was perfect, you’re perfect. You have no idea” the corners of your mouth twitched up into a smile as did his, arms snaking around your waist.

“Nothing like taking your time Munson, I’ve only been in love with you since like always..” the dulcet sound of giggles left your lips as he tightened his grip around your waist and grinned from ear to ear

“Happy Balentines Baby”

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I mean.. I’m not overly happy with this but it’s soppy Eddie right?😭

[brendambois]

Traintober story.

One foggy night, Edward had to take a late night goods train to barrow and furnes, he had been helping Rosie and Phillip at tidmouth harbour all day and he was positively winded. It had been a quiet journey, but that was going to end all too soon. He had stopped at a signal for not more than ten minuets when he heard a ghostly voice call out to him. "Whoooooooo aarrrrrrrre youuuuuuuu"? The voice said. "Who's that!" Said Edward in a startled tone. The voice repeated again, "whooooooooo arrrrrrrrre youuuuuuuuuuu"? The voice said in a more angered tone. "I'm Edward", the blue engine said, "and I'm waiting for my path to be cleared". The voice boomed out, "NO! YOU ARE A COWARD! "W-what?" Said Edward in a scared and confused voice. "COWARD!" and out of almost thin air a purple 0-4-0 with a gold smokebox appeared on the express line next to him. It was Lady, but not like how Edward had last seen her. Her cheerful, happy self looked like only a thing of the past, now she looked enraged and furious. "What do you want!?" Said Edward in a tone that could only be seen as pure terror. "Revenge". the magical engine said. Edward shook. He shook so much that his crew could bearly stay on his footplate. "W-why?", Edward asked in a feeble tone. "You ran when you heard that he was coming back. You ran and you hid." She said. "You told not a single soul about me. It was only a coincidence that tank engine found me. But the engine to find me should of been you. And for that you will pay." Without a second more of thought Edward surged forward, his wheels digging into the rails as he did. He rushed through the Sudrian countryside as fast as he could. He screamed through Crovan's Gate waking all of the Skarlowey engines up. He flew through Vicarstown station and over the bridge to the mainland with Lady growing ever so closer. "COWARD! THATS WHAT YOU ARE! A COWARD!" Boomed the small engine. With every thing that was happening to him Edward felt like he was about to cry. But he couldn't because he new what Lady was doing. She was trying to make the water from his boiler turn into the tears that would come out of his face. She was trying to make him run dry. Edward had reached Barrow 15 minuets early, and he screamed through the station into a goods shed that was shrouded in thick fog with his breaks digging into the rails and his tires giving off sparks everywhere untill he slammed hard into the shed buffers causing his goods vans to have their contents clatter around with the sudden jolt. After a solid minuet of situation processing, Edward broke down into tears and cried. He cried so much that his fire had to be dropped as to not have risk of a boiler explosion. Edward cried and cried until he heard, "what's the matter, youngster?" Edward opened his eyes and looked to his side, and there, sitting on a flatbead next to him, was Duke.

[gordspost]

hey!

Hi everyone, today I'm coming up with some of my usual bullshit that came to mind. yesterday while I was studying psychology I thought.. what cars would drive the engines of Sodor (obviously humanized)? so today I decided to create (if it hasn't already been created) this series.

⛔️I remember this isn't connected to my AU, I just based the characters on it. so if I ever show off some cars, unfortunately you won't find cars like that in this blog⛔️

🚗What cars would the Sodor engines drive?🚗 pt.1

let's start with the fundamental column of Thomas the Tank Engine... Thomas. Thomas shows off his Nissan, I tried to imagine him on several cars, but the only one on which he was decently adequate, imagining Thomas of my Au, is the Nissan.

then Thomas will be a family man, and a wide car is perfect. then if my AU was set in 2020 this thing would be a lot. but unfortunately this is not the case so I dream.💀

let's proceed with Rosie, in my AU girlfriend then wife of Thomas. Rosie, smart girl, deserves her white Polo. in my head I only saw her with this car. This Polo inside is certainly full of games to entertain little girls during trips, and the trunk will always be full of things. Rosie, the mother we all want. anyway, let's continue.🥲

Let's move on to our love Eddy💓.

Edward, with two and a half children, deserves a respectable little car. the Opel is more than fine for him as the only trips he makes are from home, station, supermarket, nursery, home. (Eddy doesn't like driving on the road.😭)

let's proceed with Henry, who has an Opel Astra. at the beginning he had a smaller car, then I thought that with three children he would have gotten a new one anyway. Henry, unlike Edward, is always in the car. he also follows the usual routes that every parent would do, then he often goes to visit Duchess and Spencer, or Frieda and Scott, in Barrow. he likes being with relatives and this is the right. car.

Gordon has a spacious car for trips to Doncaster (and beyond) with Henry and the kids (yes, they all fit in there). His Peugeot is nothing compared to the cars of his brother and cousin (which you'll see shortly), but Gordon is fine with it.

Gordon with the Peugeot is perfect, I can see it.🤧

here it is, I know you were waiting for it. he has arrived.. JAMES.

James likes to spend money, he likes to appear... so the Audi is perfect for him. (I love this car, I would like it too☠️). when he is alone he likes to speed around at full throttle, while when he is with the children he goes slowly. It may be expensive, but James isn't James without an Audi.🤭

(Italians make yourself heard🗣🗣🗣). the fiat multipla is the perfect car for Daisy and Diesel, with four children and not so rich financially, this wreck is fine. especially for Daisy who goes back and forth all day between nursery, schools and the Diesel depot. the Fiat Multipla is the only car I've seen Daisy well with, I'll tell you the truth💀

here he is, our man😩. I think Scott is the only one who deserves a Mercedes in this series. yes, the Gresleys have big cars🤷‍♀️.

Scott is a little richer than Gordon (and also has more kids than Gordon) so the big cars are fine for him and Frieda.

last but not least.. Spencer. it was implied that he also had an SUV, although perhaps it was the most obvious. he too, full of children, has to carry them around somehow. Spencer loves his car, is obsessed with it and brags about it more than his motor body.

But now I'm bored, I have to do hygiene plans, so I publish this joke and then I disappear for a while longer. Byee🥲

[teekays]

For the ask thing … np 💗💗💗

NP... thank you i was hoping someone would ask this one i have a LOT to say. clocking in to my shift at the she/her-ing male professional athletes factory

First impression

first impression was Wow Pretty but also i was not a flyers appreciator at the time so i was like well. okay. whatever. it was right around the time of the vegas trade and i was doubly not a vegas appreciator so even tho she was sooo gorg i wasn't super invested. also at one point between like getting into hockey and getting into tknp i made a joke tweet abt how we need an nhl player who listens to car seat headrest and one of my mutuals was like "we already have that it's nolan patrick" and that was like... a flame held to my soul. the interest really sparked there

Impression now

my best friend. my beaft. i think she is wildly misunderstood by a lot of people but the people who Get It really and truly get it... she's a princess she's just some guy she's a bitch she's a lover she's a child she's a mother she's a sinner she's a saint. i love it when girls are kind of mean and love to lie and get embarrassed over the tiniest things like having normal human emotions and they actually care so much despite trying really hard to look like they don't care <3 i love that she's very like... very guarded and reserved (or attempts to be) but also sometimes you catch moments of her like not being able to help her reactions. betrayed by your own fond smiles and blushy cheeks!!! i also think she is much sillier than we give her credit for and that is underutilized. locker room dance you will always be famous

Favorite moment

aforementioned locker room dance... "dove original. it's ladies"/"it's not ladies. but it is dove original.".... all of her old tweets especially "now THATS a sandwich people".... "don't ask about my rosy cheeks".... also signing nico's name at the draft. are you gay or something

Idea for a story

it's a cop out to say vip room so i will say i have a silly little draft going about computer repair secretary tk and Watching Gay Porn About His Sexuality Crisis nolpat that is making me giggle alyssa edwards style as i write it

Unpopular opinion

SHE IS FINEEE SHES NOT SAD SHES NOT CRYING HERSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT we need to put an end to the nolan patrick sadposting industrial complex. she is living her life. she's hanging out w friends. and the trade was actually a good thing! philly was kind of a terrible place for him to be w all his injuries and stuff because their doctors were shit and there were a lot of issues w privacy and stuff and people just being kinda mean about him that imo was unproductive! a fresh start is a good thing! even if it means you have to leave your weird little soulmate haven't you guys ever heard of phone sex. also yeah estrogen would fix her

Favorite relationship

i am obviously a tknp diehard til i die like absolutely perfect vibes. my exact type of pairing i always fall for. that being said the nico nolan dynamic was sooo good to me she was really out there blushing and giggling in front of god and everyone trying to get a good grade in Making A Cute Boy Laugh. and she DID!

Favorite headcanon

i know he lies about not enjoying a fruity little cocktail. i know it in my heart. get the lychee martini nolan it's FINE