#roommate klance

[bleh1bleh2]

⭐️ Golden Star ⭐️

[fourohfourrealitynotfound]

On Keith and conspiracy theories

Keith: And then there's the moon landing conspiracy--

Lance: You think the moon landing was faked? You're literally an astronaut, Keith. We went to astronaut school. We know it's real.

Keith: No, I agree it was real. The conspiracy is that it was how Neil and his husband got married.

Lance: ... what? Who?

Keith: Yeah Neil Armstrong. And his husband Buzz Aldrin. Gay marriage wasn't legal on Earth yet, so they went to the moon to get gay married.

Lance: You think... I... what??

[catsushinyakajima]

I’m sitting by a trash can at the bus stop waiting for the bus for the past TWENTY minutes and I am also late to class (my own fault for going to the gym instead of heading to class early :/) SO ANYWAYS-

Voltron headcanons (realistic and college AU, also inspired by my own college misery):

- they’re all stem nerds. All of them. I know a lot of people HC them as liberal arts major which is great! but they are canonically astronauts (one part of canon that I like)

- Lance would be the kind of guy to be like “WE GOTTA HIT THE GYM EVERYDAY THIS SEMESTER RAHHHH” and then dip the second midterms start. Every single semester. Without fail.

- Keith found lectures useless since he could just “read the textbook”. He never showed up to a single class except for exams and somehow passed. He only stopped the habit when multiple friends scolded him for it.

- Coran would be in twenty different clubs. Correction: he would be PRESIDENT of twenty different clubs. No one knows when he joined them. The clubs range from archery to competitive coding to mental health awareness. (“Hey Coran are u free tonight?” “No sorry, the Roleplaying Ancient Romans club is having a bake sale tonight” “the what-)

- hunk would do a LOT of volunteering. He’s probably cook for shelters but I can also see him tutoring underprivileged kids in engineering :)

- Pidge would have a surprising amount of school spirit. Not bc she likes the college or the sport. She just wants to hate on the other teams. Also if her tuition is going to the football coach’s salary, she might as well be passionate about it.

- Allura is a triple major. Maybe even a quadruple major?? She’s the girl you see constantly stressing about their schedule. “Okay so should I take this class…that makes me have eight classes total all back to back” “WHAT” “what if I did a minor in psychology?” “Allura how tf are you going to fit that in there”

- Shiro is a TA (teaching assistant) for calculus or physics or something. Because the world hates him it’s an eight am class where the professor teaches wrong content and then dumps twenty hours of grading on him. “So you find the derivative under the curve” “Professor that’s not-“ You will never see him without a coffee.

- Hunk has beef with the Dining halls. They don’t season their food and they don’t even have much to begin with. On the other hand, Lance practically lives there. He’s making the most of the meal plans he paid for.

- At least he sticks to tastier things. Keith, who also practically lives at the dining hall, will eat salt and pepper chicken four times a day (“it’s protein”)

- it’s how Keith and Lance have had most of their meals together. Notably, also alone.

- aside from living at the dining hall, Keith also lives at the gym. This explains why he’s never at class.

- pidge has a car on campus. It’s Matt’s car or whatever. Not only can she not park for her life, she also can’t stop getting parking tickets. She uses the tickets as wall decor for her dorm.

- Lance skateboards. He’s pretty good at it. He’s only fallen twice, and both times had been in extremely public settings. Once was in front of a bus stop with fifty people. He tried teaching Coran how to skate and Coran accidentally slipped and launched the board towards the main road.

- Pidge plays clash royale in class. Shiro roasts her for it but then secretly also plays word games in class

- on top of having four majors, Allura also has four internships??? Everytime she posts about something that seems relaxing, it’s misleading. She’ll post herself getting drinks and SIKE it’s a networking event. She’ll be going hiking SIKE it’s a colleague bonding trip. Girl cannot take a break.

- Keith hates frats. Even educational ones with job opportunities. Even if he knows all frat boys aren’t shitty, he refuses to budge on his stance

- Shiro is the kind of guy you’d be talking to and ten people come up to him to say hi. Everyone knows him. Even if he doesn’t know them.

[klanceyy-pants]

[klanceficsthatmakemeripmyhairout]

suite on you by adelfie

rating: teens

published: 2021-06-01

completed: 2021-06-01

chapters as of december 11, 2023: [1/1]

summary: [ Lance feels a little jarred when he sees nothing friendly in the suitemate’s eyes, and then foolish. He scrambles to find something to say. “Do you have any rules?" Keith’s eyes darken. “Yeah. Don’t bother me this semester. Or ever.”

-- Accident-prone Lance McClain learns that his grumpy suitemate, Keith, has one rule: to leave him alone. Lance would really like to follow that rule. Really. But his clumsiness has other plans.

(Or, 5 times Lance bothers Keith and 1 time Keith lets him.) ]

why i am ripping my hair out: heheheheh this fic is everything, it's so cute, it makes me regret my uni dorm style bc now i want a vague passive aggressive suitemate who i literally trip and fall over, and it just makes me giggle and twirl my hair and kick my feet i loved this heheheeehe

[sherale-writes]

For Keith, life was so frustrating.

He had been living alone after Shiro moved out a year ago to go live with Adam. It was quiet and simple. He even got himself a dog, which, still to Shiro's exasperations, went "unnamed". Except Keith did name his new companion, settling on naming him 'dog'.

Plain and simple.

But he stood in his now shared bathroom, tiredly staring at the amount of products on not just the shelf that had been empty before, but the brand new shelf that had been installed above it.

Face cream, oils, cleanser, exfoliation items, masks, moisturizers, sun screen, lotions, and more. So much more that it all made Keith's head spin with questions on how one person could need so much, let alone how a guy could need so many beauty products.

His eyes drifted over to the shower and its pulled curtain, seeing the products that lined inside of it on the newly installed shower wall caddy, including a hanging loofa, and he couldn't tell what else.

Keith sighed.

Shiro had come to him, saying an old acquaintance of theirs needed a place to stay and quick. They would need a place at least until the end of the school term where they would be trying to look for a new roommate or living situation. Only a few months, Shiro had said, face hopeful Keith would agree.

When he asked why they couldn't just find a new roommate now, Shiro made a smile that seemed to be apologizing to Keith for something Keith knew Shiro didn't cause, a whole situation out of his control but still weirdly felt responsible for. And later Keith understood why Shiro smiled like that, in that quiet beg of forgiveness.

For the person who was needing a roommate desperately was someone Keith had tried forgetting about time and again.

And like a rash, somehow that person always came back.

That's how Lance landed back up in his life; how an old classmate from his youth was now rooming with him in college.

Lance was originally rooming with Hunk. But when Hunk and his girlfriend Shae went fully official, the pair had been debating on moving her in or the two moving out to a new place. Keith didn't know the full story, but Shiro told him that Hunk and Shae eventually decided to move out. Which then left Lance a few months trying to find a roommate himself to help support the rent or someone else to move into with. With no luck, it seemed, until Lance ran into Shiro on campus and told him his woes.

Shiro, always the good samaritan, and knowing Keith was roommateless, thought pairing them together would be a good plan… And Shiro believed it would be a good chance for Keith, to keep someone around and keep Keith from isolating himself from the world and activities as he usually would.

Shiro thought it was a good plan.

Lance was just happy to not be homeless or drowning in debt.

Keith was unhappy to lose his peace and quiet.

He looked at himself in the mirror, his inner voice scoffing at his 'despair' for his lost peace.

As much as Keith would never vocalize it, maybe, for a short moment, he could admit quietly to himself that having Lance living with him was nice... and maybe... for a short second, he... liked having the brunet's presence around.

Of course he wouldn't say that, or admit it aloud.

Lance didn't seem to like him any better than when they were kids. Their animosity just... seemed to grow a bit, their bickering almost daily now.

So there was no reason to lean into any emotions for the other.

"Come on mullet!" Lance knocked on the bathroom door, startling Keith from his thoughts. "How much longer are you going to be?"

Keith sighed.

So much for peace and quiet.

[dreamingoflilaclilies]

Yeah okay maybe I'm in college and have better things to do

But what if I continue writing and start posting my klance roommate fic instead

[the-kittens-of-vol-tron]

Shaking, crying and throwing up

Roommates is officially done

[tastethepainbowbitch]

"AND THEY WERE RIVALS!"

[thefuzzzz]

Klance Wip Bingo #1 and #2

Summary:

Word count: 4,825

Chapters: 3/3

Description:

Finally, the perpetrator turned around and looked at Lance softly before whispering, "Can I borrow a pen? Mine ran out of ink."

Lance was taken aback for a second. Not only did this guy not realize he'd created a huge mess for Lance to clean up, but he was also downright gorgeous.

Lance stuttered over his words before providing a clear no. He did have a spare pen, but he would much rather inconvenience this guy the way he inconvenienced him. Even if he did have a beautiful face, Lance was hellbent on his revenge.

He nodded understandingly before tapping the shoulder of the person in front of him, and a few moments later being handed a simple black pen.

Damn, plot for revenge is foiled.

__________________________

College was a weird place, especially for two roommates who are simultaneously in love and despite each other. After a hate-inducing run-in with Keith, Lance cant believe he has to share a dorm with this asshole for a whole year. Only after seeing Keith at his most vulreble, Lance starts to see the aloof folds of his roommate unravel.

My Bingo Card:

This fic is my first and second box for the Klance Bingo Challenge by @klanceintergalactichub!! I love their community and can’t wait to do yet another bingo!

[squonkinaswamp]

childhood best friends to lovers

[thaliagrayce]

i've been talking abt my voltron playlists and @iveofficiallygonemad asked to hear them and i want to share with anybody who wants!! i know they're not perfect, i'm working on them & trying to make them better. if you have any recommendations for any of them, let me know!! there's like A Lot and i want to give a lil explanation for most of them, so i'm putting them under the cut ^-^

SO first i have my favorite one <3 it's just. all of them. it's the whole team. it's a mess and it's a bunch of different genres because it's them fighting over the aux cord on a road trip. it's them trying to make each other laugh or annoy each other or play something catchy enough it will infect everyone in the vicinity with brain worms.

Hunk: i'm pretty happy with my Hunk playlist! chill vibes. he strikes me as the kind of guy who listens to calm music to try to find his own calm, and that's what i got here :)

Pidge: this is messier and less cohesive than my usual playlist because frankly i think pidge would have a shit taste in music. all over the board. this is a mix of meme songs and 8-bit covers and vocaloid and stuff that i think pidge would genuinely connect with, and i think pidge listens to all their music on shuffle without any regards for genre or mood because they're a gremlin. nobody gives pidge sole control of the aux.

Coran hears 80's music for the first time and loses his mind. He thinks ABBA is humanity's single greatest achievement.

Lance: i have ideas about where I'm going with this but haven't really settled yet. Lance seems like the kind of boy that loves to dance (is that canon? i forgot) so most of these are Bops That Make You Move in some way or another. he likes to present an upbeat face to the world, so there's no angsting in this playlist! we are clinging to the things that make us happy with both hands until our knuckles turn white!

Keith: i'm gonna be honest. i made him a playlist but i honestly don't think he cares about music very much. it's very important to some people! he's just not one of them! i haven't cracked this playlist open in a while but i'm pretty sure it's full of songs that i think he would conceivably train/work out to.

Shiro: this playlist involves the dumbest headcanon i have for shiro that has just not left me alone since i first thought of it. most of the playlist reflects the fact that he had an emo phase in middle school (that one isn't a headcanon, you just have to look at him to know) but BUT there are a few songs on here that are on here because. little known fact. he also went through a Twilight phase that he told nobody about. (keith knows. keith was there.) he has the entire twilight soundtrack memorized. he moved past the story but the music stays forever. he used to daydream about slow dancing to Flightless Bird, American Mouth. the first time Coran mentions that they have to avoid a place because there's a supermassive black hole there, he has to bite his tongue in order to keep a straight face. do NOT ask me why i believe this so wholeheartedly.

Allura's playlist sucks right now. I think it's because in my heart of hearts i know that, were she on earth today, she would go fucking nuts for taylor swift. i have ambivalent feelings for taylor swift. i cannot do allura justice like this. if you see my vision and have recs as to what might actually fit her, PLEASE.

Klance: i haven't done it yet but i'm gonna go through this and sort it to be a sort of progression of their relationship, starting with the more combative Rivalry songs, then slipping into "oh shit oh shit" songs, then maybe ending on the more lighthearted purely romantic songs <3

(i have two songs in a shallura playlist which does not at all encapsulate how much i'm obsessed with them. the tiny cop inside my head is just constantly screaming at me that i'm going to get yelled at for liking shallura. i am going to kill the cop inside my head.)

[scorp2510]

Working on this

[theklancecollection]

Snow Day - rainbowkuriboh

Word Count: 1, 084

Summary: Lance comes back from a freezing day of superhero work. Keith stayed home on this one.

Rating: G

[fanart-rainbox]

[#klance] BUNK BEDS (Roommate AU) Hello this is a doujinshi I drew a long time ago, 5 years after it sold out in 2018 I've still received several inquiries to buy it, it really touched me and I decided to release it at some point, even though it's old, I hope you enjoy it!

A huge thank you to the translator Kate ( @inkymint ) without whom this English version would not be possible, I'm still very grateful, thank you for making my work available to a wider audience than I ever dreamed possible!🙏✨

[burgertw11nk]

may or may not be thinking about doing a klance comic 🫨 random roommate au!

here's the idea,

keith and pidge live together after college and find themselves needing another roommate to afford the perfect apartment after their landlord raised the rent. The only thing is, this apartment is technically a 1 bedroom. Keith took the bigger bedroom so he could have his kickboxing setup at home, and pidge jumped at the opportunity of the cave- but now that the rent is raised, they're forced to invite someone to share one of the rooms.

thus, when pidge's friend hunk tells them that his friend is looking for an apartment, lance and keith now share one room.

At first things were great, keith was a little standoffish sure, but lance seemed nice enough. but why does keith feel so.... strange around him....