#roomba ronaldo

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

I am ze health infector

*puts rats in your kitchen*

"this battle will be quite legendary, gunny's got his signature AK47 and he's not fucking around, the rats will be exterminated in this walrus gun loving rage."

"I can hear papa roomba ronaldo cheering him on. Truth be told I could just make the rats disappear instantly but this is more fun to watch."

- charlie watching from the security camara's

[fly-pow-bye]

Powerpuff Girls 2016 - “Oh! Daisy!”

Written by: Haley Mancini

Written & Storyboarded by: Leticia Abreu Silva, John Martinez

Directed by: Nick Jennings, Bob Boyle

Shallow HAL.

This episode will continue Bubbles’ trait of computer programming. I'm honestly surprised they even kept this going for so long, since usually they depict Bubbles as this silly blonde that can't spell. So far, Bubbles has programmed:

A game that was super popular, at least among the students of Townsville Elementary. Also, she made some sort of machine that can send people to the internet with only tinfoil. Apparently, that's coding?

A robotic, 3D printed clone of herself that is perfect in every way except for security, and yet not important for her to even shed a tear when it got destroyed.

The third one that is going to be in this episode may not be as impressive as #2, but it's up there.

The episode starts out with Bubbles hanging out with the other participants of the school's coding club, including Barry. Maybe they were convinced he was this breakout character, considering how many times he appears in this reboot. He probably could be if he had a personality beyond "he wears an Illuminati shirt and yet never seems to talk about it". At least he has a name; I don't think the other two even have that.

Generic Girl: How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Bubbles: What?

Generic Girl: None, it's a hardware issue.

Barry laughs so hard that milk comes out of his nose, and they consider that just as funny as that joke. Suddenly, Buttercup barges into the door, and thinks this is some sort of fun times when she was supposed to be doing homework. It turns out, she was doing homework, and she gets to show off something she made to show off her true coding prowess.

...a robot assistant named Daisy. See, this flower's name a subtle reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey, something this reboot will not try to take advantage of in every minute of this character's existence.

Buttercup continues to accuse Bubbles of wrongdoing, possibly as a attempt to finally get Bubbles in trouble! Silly Buttercup, Bubbles can cause an entire zoo to cause mayhem around Townsville, and she'll still get off scot-free. She then tells Bubbles that she's going to be in trouble for putting this assistant all around the house. It's not like they're going to absolutely adore this thing.

They absolutely adore this thing! Blossom loves it because it reprograms other devices, as Blossom praises the device for reprogramming the Broomba to clean more efficiently. No, it didn't also give her a haircut, as much as Edna Mode would have appreciated it, that's just another case of the disappearing ponytail trick.

As for Sitcom Dad's reasoning. It scheduled the DVR to record all of the Sitcom Dad's favorite shows, like Sciencefeld! They managed to come up with a title for their Seinfeld parody, but do they do anything with it? Well, one thing: they reference the bass line used in its theme song.

That's really it.

Bubbles: Yeah, he's a scheduling wizard!

Oh, no, please don't say that word! It might attract...

Ah, too late. Schedulebot shows up to express his discontent with being replaced, and the Professor decides to completely ignore him by saying that this is the best robot ever. In one episode, he seemed to care more about Schedulebot's well being than the Powerpuff Girls, but now that this flower exists, he may as well not even exist to good ol' Sitcom Dad! This starts a subplot that nobody will care about, because it's a Schedulebot plot.

Of course, Buttercup can't be happy that her sister managed to make several robots that can make turkey dinner. The closest we get to an actual good reason is that he can't stop combing her hair, and the robot pronounces her name as "Bootercup", which the other think is just as much of a laugh riot as hardware issues and milk squirting out of people's noses.

A few minutes after midnight, Buttercup wakes up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. As she walks out, Daisy tells her not to forget to wash her hands. Then, not to forget to use soap. Then, not to use the guest towels. The absolute worst of them all, it dares to comb Buttercup's hair again! That seems to be a coding error; wouldn't Buttercup. Whatever the case, it does its job: annoying Buttercup.

Buttercup: (messes up own hair) Why don't I mess with your hair?!

Daisy: If you go to the main control room in the lab, you'll see that I have no hair, Bootercup.

Daisy also manages to get Buttercup to the lab to continue the plot, as there was no reason for him to even talk about the main control room.

It's a constant mention from me whenever this coding aspect of her character comes up: being a coding wizard would be extremely difficult if you cannot spell. Turns out, Bubbles' programming language of choice is something more akin to Scratch, a building block language that even the Reboot Puffs got involved in at one point. I guess that kind of explains that.

Buttercup decides to go through this code to change a few things, like turning off the alarm, lowering his moral percentage to -40%, and turning off his conscience. Buttercup does say she thought this word was "con science", but she already turned down the morals, and she clearly knew what she was doing then!

8.25 hours later, the girls wake up, and the windows suddenly shut with huge metal doors. Bubbles tries to fix everything by telling Daisy to open the windows. Everyone stand up and recite the line you're probably thinking he's going to say to that.

Daisy: I'm afraid I can't do that for you, Bubbles.

Okay, it's slightly different than the line from the movie, but anyone can get it. I would not be surprised if they took more inspiration from the Futurama episode that parodied it. At least they're not ripping off the original Powerpuff Girls this time; closest episode I can think of is Coupe D'etat.

Bubbles tries to go into the living room, only to be attacked by the Broomba. The Powerpuff Girls are truly unstoppable, unless there's glitter, markers, Roombas, ordinary rope, a dinosaur shouting at them, or rat tails. Who can possibly stop this robotic vacuum cleaner? Clearly it has to be the rascally...

...pink princess with an eye laser? Blossom then takes off her ribbon, ties it around her head, and tells her sisters to go into the hallway so she can finish the job. It's actually a genius plan from Blossom, as this gives a reason for her to be off-screen while she beats up the Broomba. As we all know, the Reboot Puffs can't fight anything on screen and win.

Throughout this episode, Blossom is the one that is resorting to violence and acting like an 80's action hero. This just seems way out of character for her, but I'm glad to have an episode that has a Reboot Puff other than Buttercup save her sisters.

They do have to explain what the Professor is doing during all of this, because there's no way he should be so oblivious to all of this. Turns out, he's stuck in the shower.

Daisy: Now lather.

Professor: Okay!

Daisy: Now rinse.

Professor: Okay!

Huh, a robot trapping a human in an infinite loop. One would think he would eventually use his brain to find out what's going on, but that brain would be very inconvenient to the plot, so this lather/rinse loop takes him out of the vast majority of the episode.

It turns out, Daisy is able to reprogram all of the devices in the Powerpuff household to rampage against them, including machines that simply shouldn’t be able to fight them, like the L-Cube! They decide to sneak around the house to avoid getting caught. Unfortunately, Bubbles just could not help it.

Bubbles: (farts in Buttercup’s face)

That all important character trait of having a flatulence problem shows up again, because why not? It seems like the only consistent character trait Bubbles has; whether she’s a maroon or a coding genius, farting is a free action for her. At least there’s somewhat of a point to this, as this allows Buttercup to walk backwards into the aforementioned L-Cube to get captured.

Blossom ends up saving her by using her eye lasers again. Buttercup’s not too happy, because the L-Cube was destroyed.

Blossom: Do you think this is a game?

Buttercup: Uh, yeah, that’s exactly what it was.

…ha.

Suddenly, Schedulebot manages to open the door, coming in with full Rambo gear. Guess he was busy getting all of that while he was locked out of the house. How did he get in the house, anyway? It would have made a lot more sense if he used that chainsaw to do it, as he doesn't seem to use it at all.

Granted, that's not the only weapon he brought: he also brought some grenades. Maybe he'll use them to sacrifice himself to save our girls from all of those evil house appliances, shouting to the girls to remember him...

...and that what actually happens! Finally, Schedulebot is destroyed! Though, so are a lot of household appliances that might not be cheap to replace, but they are never paid any mind. Speaking of never paying anything any mind, Blossom, in a rare bit of her not acting as a macho hero in this episode, she says that Schedulebot probably be fine. Yeah, I'm sure he will. They never explained how he got into the door, why not not explain how he survived this?

When they go into the lab, Daisy tells the girls that he has evolved. And...that's it. Not, "I evolved, and I'm going to take over the world", or "I evolved, and I'm going to make all gum taste like black licorice", or anything else. Sure, there's some vines growing out of what seems like a hole in the ground, but they just kind of stop any potential for a god-like computer here.

Blossom tells the girls that they must go "into the breach", as they slowly fly towards the computer monitor, and they instantly teleport into the computer world. Even Bubbles seems to be confused by this. No special equipment made out of tin toil or anything, Blossom just says "once again into the breach", flies up to the computer monster, and...

...boom, they're in a place that proves that the Virtual Boy would be just as eye searing if they went with green instead of red. It's possible that Daisy did this with his "evolved powers", but there's not much that indicates that this is against the Reboot Puff's will, and that's the only way this would have happened.

Another more likely guess is that it may have wanted to do this because he wanted to kill the Powerpuff Girls in the digital world. Daisy does find out that they sneaked in here, and hears all about Bubbles' plan to repair the code. He even says the most unexpected line, I completely lie.

Daisy: I can't let you do that, Bubbles.

Also technically not the line from the movie, even if it's how a lot of people remembered it. After saying this, the cutesy flower turns into a googly-eyed plant monster. This gives us a real on-screen monster fight that doesn't end with just a random zap of Blossom's eyes.

While Blossom is dealing with the giant plant, Buttercup, under the guidance of the coding wizard, has to reverse the mistakes she made the last night. This actually affects the fight scene, as this code wrangling continuously makes the monster weaker and stronger as Blossom tries to fight it. For example, she accidentally gives it missiles, which ends up firing at Blossom...to no effect? If only I could say the reboot was getting tired of the Monster Punch, Girls Down scenes.

Eventually, they find this star piece, which looked like any other piece until Buttercup picked it up. The same thing happens with the missile piece, actually. I have a feeling they intended to have all of these pieces have different images on them, but they forgot to actually draw them. Once she gets it onto the top, we see a huge flash of light.

Suddenly, pancakes. Yeah, everything just reverted back to normal, with Daisy making delicious flapjacks. Even better for Buttercup, Daisy even messes up Buttercup's hair without care and learned to pronounce her name correctly! Buttercup gets everything she wanted, and that means everything is alright.

Everything is peaceful, the Professor got the best shower of his life, and we have a robot buddy that is so useful, it would be just too incredible to see in future episodes. What can possibly bring this plot back to the status quo? Someone using a line I didn't expect to hear in a TV-Y7-FV show.

Schedulebot: Ha, 🚚🚚 you! (repeatedly bashes Daisy with a baseball bat)

According to the closed captions, he's saying "got you", but that was not what I heard. And I thought "damn it, Utonium" was good! Aside from that, I do question the perspective of this shot, which makes him look absolutely gigantic. Maybe he has the ability to absorb grenade explosions, see, no explanation for how he survived the grenade, or maybe it's just bad animation. Surely, it can not be the latter!

After Daisy gets its head batted in, we hear a funky bass line as the episode immediately cuts to black. I guess they realized that Sciencefeld joke never really had any kind of conclusion or point! I guess since Seinfeld was a show about nothing, Sciencefeld ups the ante by being literally nothing! How fitting.

Does the title fit?

The only thing the title reminds me of is Super Mario Land. But yes, it's a robot named Daisy, and it does things that could make one go "oh." It's just barely above the "name of the character" titles.

How does it stack up?

I get how the idea for this episode could lead to something interesting, but it never quite goes anywhere good. There are some okay ideas, especially at the end, but this is one of the "meh" episodes for me. Oh, well.

Next, the Powerpuff Girls eat ice cream. No, it’s not one of my gags, they really eat ice cream.

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[muntas2-blog]

https://youtu.be/KvlXxFlYSNQ

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

ok Roomba's I know Charlie is not a big fan of Chuck but what are your thoughts on him?

Roomba Jack: who’s chuck again?

Roomba Dave: can’t stab him... it doesn’t hurt him :(

Roomba Henry: ... would make an interesting test subject unlike dave he... can’t seem to die at all

Roomba Matt: ... DICK CAN’T TURN TO STONE DON’T LIKE 

Roomba Ronaldo: it’s good to have someone around to eat the useless parts from when I cook such as bones!

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

The Roomba worker info dump

you can ask all the roombas questions ((if you really want))

here is an information dump on each of the roomba employees that work inside roomba fazbenders this post will discuss their names and their jobs and also show off their designs

Roomba Rolando’s design was done by @lazy-charlie​

Name: Roomba Dave

Info: the only roomba without a face always carries a knife around 

He’s much more angry then the normal dave but has no kill count just stabs people in the feet and cleans up vomit and blood

Name: Roomba Jack

Info: He doesn't do much the most work he will do is serve customers salad in the strip club or chat with them most of his day is spent being lazy or snorting cocaine

Name: Roomba Henry

Info: he has the exact personality and memories of the actual Henry Miller his job is to guard the ice cream inside the saferoom and attempt to kill anyone his chainsaw works ((but since he’s a roomba trapped in the saferoom he’s done no where near as much damage as the actual Henry)) 

Name: Roomba Matt

Info: He works the prize corner his neck can stretch very far he’s also very strong he takes your tickets with his mouth and hands you the prize with his mouth 

((make sure to wear shades when near him if you look in his eyes without shades he can turn your privates into stone)) 

no one likes him

Name: THE ROOMBA DOUGH MASTER ROLANDO

Info: He is the chef for roomba fazbenders as long as you don’t disrespect him and his food you should be fine he’s the most kind and safe roomba to be around he’s a sweet old man who will let you call him papa 

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

favrite roomba?

“now you might be thinking i hate all thoes little bastards”

“but our roomba ronaldo is acutally my favrite what you think it be foxy?… nah thats my favrite animtronic my programing says so but nope my favrite roomba is our chef” 

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

Merry Christmas!

“Merry Christmas 2021 come on down to roomba fazbenders untill January 1st we got menu items!”

1: Blood Nog 1.99$

it’s Eggnog with Pigs Blood! Charlie watched the original Carrie movie and decided why not make a holiday drink based on it?

2: YIN and YANG chicken 20.00$

it’s half Leghorn chicken and half Ayam Cemani aka ronaldo cut two chickens in half and switched together one half from one chicken and the half of another chicken making a half white half black chicken

3: Fruit Cake 6.00$

it’s almost a normal fruit cake but theirs one exotic fruit inside each order will have a different exotic fruit for a nice ... maybe tasty? suprise!

4: MeatMen 2.99$

their gingerbread men made of meat using pig fat as the icing also it’s deep fried 

5: Duck Nuggets 3.50$ 

please note they are just shaped like ducks they are actually made from [redacted] 

6: Christmas Water 10.00$

it’s water imported from the north poll with a sticker saying “santa’s bath water” with a tiny floating santa toy inside

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

So... Dear Charlie.... what is your opinion on... lets say, crocodiles?

“I have crocodiles living inside my body at all times!”

he dances around as his mouth opens very widely and a crocodile’s mouth comes out of his own mouth and starts to eat chunks of meat being chucked at charlie by Roomba Ronaldo 

“mmm spoiled meat” 

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

Prize Corner Prizes

1: entertainer roomba plush toys 

((a stuffed toy of one of our roomba entertainers: Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy))

Tickets Required: 1000

2: worker roomba plush toys 

((a stuffed toy of one of the roomba workers: Jack, Dave, Ronaldo, Matt, Henry)) they even make sound effects!

Tickets Required: 500 ((but why would you want this?))

3: A Kids Version of Charlies Monster Truck 

((a tiny monster truck big enough for kids age 12 and under shaped like our phone guys head very much like the one he drives! it even swears when you honk it!))

Tickets Required: 2000

4: a goose 

((it’s litearly just a clone of the untitled goose... WHY IS THIS ONE OF OUR PRIZES?!))

Tickets Required: 400 

5: Charlie Action Figure

((an action figure based on charlie... it eats your shoes in the middle of the night and once you own it their is no destroying it it watches you sleep))

Tickets Required: 300

6: an EPI-PEN! 

((for once Charlie just wanted to be nice))

Tickets Required: 10

7: a baby walrus 

((you may never return after using your tickets to get it your responsible for it... if you return the of the walrus parents will kill you for stealing their baby))

Tickets Required: 600

8: shitty ass candy 

((basically any candy you could find at any other place that offers prizes like this like jolly ranchers or airheads))

Tickets Required: 5

9: pencil topper 

((they come in multi able shapes and designs! themed around the location))

Tickets Required: 30

10: slap on bracelet 

((i don’t need to describe this one)) 

Tickets Required: 15

11: half eaten shoe

((... you don’t need this))

Tickets Required: 25

12: a copy of Henry Millers “joy of creation book” 

((a good read just twisted as fuck and completely true story))

Tickets Required: 150 

13: a walrus toy 

((a toy based on one of our 7 unique walrus collect them all and get a free order of Phoenix Wings))

Tickets Required: 850

14: Freddy Fazbenders coloring book

((a coloring book based around each and every location Freddy fazbenders ever had! 2 pages per location it’s a pretty large coloring book! this is actually one of the better prizes)) 

Tickets Required: 100

15: rotary dial phone 

((... it smells like a corpse it may or may not come from a dead phone guy))

Tickets Required: 450

16: a collectors item glass plate 

((it’s a glass plate with a roomba fazbenders design though for some reason it leaks black fluids)) 

Tickets Required: 260

17: your very own roomba! 

((It’s a normal roomba nothing unique about it))

Tickets Required: 1500

18: your very own chatter phone “roomba fazbenders verion” 

((warning: charlie can see thru the eyes of the chatter phone he can watch you anytime he wants with it it also leaks tide pod fluid)) 

Tickets Required: 400

19: Roomba Freddy “top hat”

Tickets Required: 900

((your own copy of the top hat Roomba Freddy wears! it even attaches to the roomba prize))

20: Roomba Foxy “hook”

((your own copy of the hook Roomba Foxy worn by the captain himself! it even attaches to the roomba prize))   

Tickets Required: 950

21: Roomba Fazbender Brand Shirts 

((a shirt with a custom design based on one of the many attractions from roomba fazbender’s including! the walrus, charlie himself, the workers and the animatronic roombas!))

tickets required: 4000

((you also get 100 free tokens every time you use tickets to get a shirt))

22: ASMR Charlie CD

((it’s just charlie eating weird things like shoes and cleaning products... no one likes this prize))

tickets required: 600

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

Stinky little shoe eating man

“look it’s not my fault I stink I just don’t shower often and often or not Roomba Ronaldo needs help in his kitchen” 

“but hey SHOE EATING IS MY CHOICE!! WOULD YOU RATHER ME BE THE ASS EATING PHONE GUY?! punk!”

He backflipped out his locations window and proceeded to just float and spin in the air 

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

Hey Scott. How come nobody has fired you yet?

“Well…. to be fair i am the only human or… semi human thing in this place…”

He sighed gently

“We have nothing but roombas here like for real.”

“We have a roomba freddy,chica,bonnie,foxy along with a roomba poopet…” 

“Don’t forget about roomba dave, ronaldo roomba which acutally is a better chef then the human one ever was.”

he then groaned DEEPLY 

“finally we have roomba M a t t and yes he’s a virgin still and still as creepy some how image a roomba but with a giant bobble head’s head attached to the top of it then image that bottle heads head being matt.”

“THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKEN ROOMBAS IS THAT WE DON’T HAVE ANY BUGS OR ANYTHING HERE! WE JUST HAVE MOLD ON THE WALLS AND MOSS! THE FLOORS ARE PERFECTLY CLEAN! BUT THE WALLS ARE HORRIBLE! I AM PRETTY SURE PRIATE COVE IS CONSTANTLY ON FIRE BUT SOME HOW DOSEN’T SPREAD OR BURN THE WALLS! like for fuck sakes”