#Greg The Eyeless Walrus

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greg can steal your eyes if you dont have eyes to beguin with

Greg proceeds to sneeze in your face then the sign above him changes

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Has uh, Has Greg ever been successful? With eyes and all-

Greg proceeds to stare at you deeply breathing in and out you could see inside his eye sockets

dear god was Greg terrifying up close he breathed like an old man without teeth

Charlie then proceeds to stick his head out of the room

"Greg has stolen Roberts eyes multiable times! but no he has not managed to steal the eyes from any of our customers but he it has been reported he has given them nightmares of having their eyes ripped out!"

"so does that count?"

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Greg, would you consider yourself a music guy? Do you actually like being here? Or is it just migraine-inducing?

the sign above greg does not change it just continues to say “give me your eyes” as the walrus just breathes in and out quietly 

he doesn't mind the music he just wants to sit in his chair and try and steal someone's eyes when given the chance  

mainly Robert  

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*Runs into the restaurant and heads directly for the karaoke bar*

*pulls up a stool and busts a guitar out from absolutely nowhere*

*nods to Greg*

So anyway here's Wonderwall.

Greg may not be able to see you but he judges you so much he just stares at you with his cold eyeless sockets and lets out one quiet "bark"

the sign above him says "play smash mouth all star instead"

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Roomba Karaoke Bar

"Hello their Valued Customers, I am Charlie, your phone guy manager for Roomba Fazbenders, 2021 hasn't been the best year, and hell, neither was 2020, but I've got some good news for you!"

"If you've been in the restaurant, you might have noticed loud noises coming from the stage area. That's because we've installed a new room. So if you walk up the stairs of the stage itself after show hours end at 9 pm, you can head over to the Karaoke bar up until 1:45 am, which is closing time for the restaurant." 

“It’s a small room with a bar with plenty of stools... Just watch out for Robert ( @not-robert​​ ) epically during Christmas. Unfortunately, he’s not an official employee, so I legally can’t stop him from killing you.”

“And, of course, a karaoke machine! Where you can sing your heart out! Right next to the stage is ... Greg uh look, he will just sit there most of the time, so if you leave him be he’ll leave you alone he’s eyeless, so he can’t see anything, but he might try and steal your eyeballs so watch out.”

“Oh yeah, your bartender will be Roomba Dave, so have fun and see you on the flipside, valued customers!” 

the design for the karaoke bar and Greg The Eyeless Walrus were made by my fantastic friend @lazy-charlie​

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The Unique walrus info dump

There are 27 walrus located in Roomba Fazbenders most of them are just normal walrus. the only odd thing about these walrus is some of them appear to have live passed the life span for a normal walrus to live.

((much like the doggos found in most Fazbenders locations)) 

((their longer life span might have something todo with Charlie and his void powers))

however there are 9 unique ones in this post you will be given the information about them you need including names and designs.

about 3 of these walrus were collaborations between me and 2 other people

@lazy-charlie​ @clownsuu​ ​

now lets began. 

Name: Redirect Walrus

Gender: Male

Age: ageless (he is a god)

Info: The Walrus King rules over the walrus population of Roomba Fazbenders he is basically roomba fazbenders own verion of directdoggo/directdogman the only difference is he hates penguins, he’s a walrus, and he follows every order given to him by Charlie the restaurant owner he can also speak perfect English. 

Name: Sliverjack ((OwO walrus))

Gender: Female

Age: 30 

Info: Sliverjack is rumored to be the lustful part of Jack Kennedy’s Soul but there is no way to confirm or deny this since Mr. Kennedy had never set foot in Roomba Fazbenders himself.

Sliverjack herself seems to share similar traits to Blackjack the shadow doggo she seems to be a photo negative walrus who can’t speak proper English and trying to record and translate her voice leaves in death 99% of the time.

It appears she speaks English but in an odd way she only speaks backwards and often uses the “OWO dialectic” while speaking as well.

She can have a tangible body if she should choose to and often stays inside the Roomba Fazbender ball pit most of her intentions are completely unknown the only thing truly known about this... THING is she is sexually interested in Dr. Henry Miller “she has at one point talked about clapping his cheeks” not even Charlie knows why she has this obsession ((she also shows disinterest in the roomba Henry shockingly))

Name: Gunny the gunwalrus 

Gender: Male

Age: 20

Info: Gunny lives inside the Roomba Fazbender swimming pool he for some reason likes to uphold the pool rules to a point where he’ll kill anyone who breaks a single rule.

He fires the gun using his tusks where he gets the ammo or where he even got the gun is unknown like most of the walrus he is unable to speak besides the fact he can use a gun the most odd thing about him is how he’s not dead from the vodka he lives in and how much time he can spend under it at any given time.

he’s kinda like the life guard for the pool as well as long as you follow the rules he most likely will save your life he’s not completely sinister he’s just extremely into law and order ((his gun never needs repairs despite being submerged in vodka 24/7 it works perfectly he has been seen reloading)) 

((now we will talk about the other ones you know nothing about))

Name: Techno

Gender: Female

Age: ???

Info: A walrus trapped inside Roomba Fazbenders several arcade machines she is able to freely move around in any of the games but can’t leave she’s pretty harmless just kind of annoying when your trying to play an arcade game and have her take up your whole screen or apart of it every once and awail she’ll make random loud noises.

please click the read more link to continue reading ((this is so your blog experience won’t be clogged with one single post))

((character idea and artwork made by @lazy-charlie​))

Name: Jacob  

Gender: Male

Age: 21

Info: An amputee walrus who lost his tail completely so he stole some strippers legs and Charlie attached them to him and now the walrus can walk on two legs 

He wears fishnet stockings he also for some reason is able to write down English with his mind ((after the legs were attached)) so he has a single magical wooden sign with him at all times “he’s only here because Charlie wants to see how customers react to a walrus with sexy female legs” 

((The final two unique ones were both made by @clownsuu​ design wise))

Name: Richard 

Gender: Female

Age: died at age 10

Info: A Zombie Walrus when she was alive she was a normal walrus nothing odd about her but on the 10th anniversary of her death she came back to life as a zombie walrus using the pieces of other walrus in the Walrus grave yard in the same town Roomba Fazbenders is located.

She died in 2010 January 1st and came back to life on 2020 January 1st. 

She came back to Roomba Fazbender’s but covered in stickers and even having a bow made from non decaying flesh she seems to be obsessed with a phone guy named “Robert” why she came back is unknown and why she is obsessed with Robert is also unknown. 

Unlike Sliverjack her love isn’t naughty it’s out of respect and she might see Robert as her own hero.

Name: Toof ((The Seal???))

Gender: Gender fluid ((they/them/her/him))

Age: 11

Info: A harbor seal the only actual Seal in Roomba Fazbenders they are the most kind and sweet one there willing to preform for the kids and balance anything on top of her cute little head the oddest thing about him is they seems to be extremely strong she likes cuddles and throwing customers up in the air but tries his best not to hurt anyone.

you feed them some of your food and she’ll clap and do a trick ((why something this wholesome exists in roomba fazbenders is beyond my mind)) 

Name: greg the eyeless walrus

Gender: Male

Age: ???

Info: Greg is a walrus that appeared when the karaoke room was complete Charlie was taking a small lunch break before opening it officially and discovered a walrus made it’s way inside sitting in it’s own chair next to the stage.

Greg is a mostly normal walrus but ... has no eyes rendering him completely blind he’s very much alive but doesn't move all too much Charlie just brings him scraps of food at least twice a day. 

Greg has been known to speak thru the tv screen above him but the most common thing he asks for is someone's eyes AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT GO NEAR HIM or rather don’t get in his face you should be fine. 

Ignore Greg or he will attempt to steal your eyes!

Name: Hubert Chonker

Age: 30

Gender: Male

Info: Hubert is an old seal Charlie stole midnight of July 16th 2022 he’s an old chubby seal who’s just very relaxed and he’ll eat fish directly out of your hand 

He doesn't do much but he will clap slowly if he’s happy and give you kisses if you give him a treat he does breath pretty loudly he’s one of the oldest seals in the world.

He’s Charlie's second favrite child.