#roo rant

[monsterroonio]

one thing about me is I don't give a fuck about cursing. I don't believe in a "right time and place" fuck you, this olive garden pasta is so fucking good and I will be saying that at a regular volume, not a whisper. I will not make my language more pleasing to you, I am passionate, I am jarring, I am not a thing to be adjusted and put in the most positive light. I am not a toy. I am not a spectacle. I refuse to be perfect, pleasing, passive, unfeeling, unmoving, fuck you this pasta is good

[l3itchybutcute]

It’s wild how if you had’ve told me a few years ago that all I have been consuming for the last however long I’ve been at this was COD characters x reader, I would’ve told you you were mad.

Like the COD thing alone would’ve had me buying you a one way ticket to the funny farm but I used to hate x reader fics. Now they’re all I consume and I’m not ashamed one bit.

Also shows the state of decay in my previous snobbery towards x reader fics. I can’t believe I missed out on years of x reader in my “prime” fanfic years because I thought they were cringe. Now I just want to open up the hatch in my mind and pour them all in by the bucket load

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

[kurtsroo]

Joe being pro palestine and making the other bitches mad is so special to me 🫶🏼 Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[jumpy-buggy-33]

Niclays is a depressed, wet, shaggy cat that missed his dead boyfriend and needs therapy that also sucks sometimes

[whiskerless-lamp2]

Them doing to squid game the same thing they did to the hunger games by commodifying, monetizing, and editing it’s messages to make it more marketable for resale through merch and spin-off content is some kind of symbolism of the machine of capitalism operating in consistent patterns to get the same results because it’s working and ya :/

[shelaghdette]

gonna rant in here bc i saw something that pissed me off a lot

someone on tumblr was talking about how May's reunification with her birth mum should have been the goal all along, and the show just expects us to root for the turners because it assumes we like them???

and then i saw smth on twitter that wasn't ctm related but it said "if you want to adopt because you can't have kids, you're doing it for the wrong reasons, parenthood isn't a right"

parenthood isn't a right!! i agree!! but that applies to bio parents as well. may's mother has consistently proven that she's not able to care for her!!! may was born addicted to heroin because her mum used during her pregnancy, was constantly abandoned at the orphanage, and all types of bs.

and now the kid is about 9.

she doesn't speak chinese, she doesn't even REMEMBER her birth mother, and the turners have given her a good home where she feels safe and loved.

parenthood is a responsibility, and it seems like patrick + shelagh are the only ones truly willing and able to fulfil that responsibility for may. so that's where she's safest.

esther doesn't deserve her child.

[rachi-roo]

FUCK SAKE! WHAT!?

ahem. Sorry. There's NOTHING worse than watching a kick ass show and having it end like SHIT- I won't spoil anything, but in my opinion, the ending of Primal is dog shit. Not happy bruuuuh. 😡

Rest of the show was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 AMAZING!!! But the ending was too abrupt. Not enough FEELING. After everything they went through then just- WHAT!?

[youredreamingofroo]

now that rdr2 is off my laptop and I have storage, the urge to reinstall sims 4 is consuming me..

[monsterroonio]

If I see one more white twink human sans I am going to die

[hazbinyapper]

Hazbin Hotel Questions #3

Before I start with the questions I have to tell you that there are spoilers, not for season 2 but for season one. So, read at your own risk.

Also I may or may not be answering these questions myself. But either way I would love to hear your theories and questions too!

I'm also not really up to date with Vizie's streams so if there are any questions I have here that she answered please tell me.

Sorry about the rant from last week… I’m going to make it up to you, don't worry! But this one will probably be more of going through theories. But we are all waiting for this question to be answered in season two.

Question 3: Who did Alastor make a deal with?

*breath* We all have been arguing and theorizing about this and let's just say there is no confirmation of either of these theories being true. Let's go one at a time.

First we have Lilith, Lucifer Morningstar’s wife and Charlie’s mother. Been “missing” for seven years. (the same as Alastor) But she is really in Heaven after probably making a deal with Adam who died meaning the deal she made is over. The one detail that led to this theory is how she and Alastor were missing for 7 years. When Alastor came back Lilith was still in Heaven. But we still don’t know where Alastor actually was during those seven years. Everyone thought that he lost his life to angelic weaponry. He doesn’t give any hints about where he was when talking to Zestial but he was interested to hear the theories. We didn’t get to hear those theories though. But other than the same amount of time they went missing, there is not really any more evidence of him making a deal with her. But we hope to see Lilith in season 2. 

Next we have Eve. The second woman on earth and Adam’s second wife. She ate the fruit of knowledge offered by Lucifer causing evil to get into earth. Adam said that he doesn’t even know where she is. So she is also missing. Maybe she’s with God making up for her bad deeds but I don’t really know. I would assume that she is in Hell for eating the fruit of knowledge and would possibly be as strong as Lucifer. This theory only exists probably because we don’t really know a lot about Eve but she seems powerful enough to give Alastor the power to topple other Overlords. But there really isn’t any other evidence so I’m going to veto that theory but just because we don’t know anything about her. 

Finally there is Roo. There isn’t much known about Roo. But she is labeled as an ‘upcoming character’ in the series. She is known for her hat and tongue and teeth. Now, since we don’t really know much about her we don’t really have any evidence about her possibly making a deal with Alastor. But she seems powerful and manipulative in the fanart. Some people think that she is actually Charlie’s mother. Because of her eyes and other similar features. But, I don’t really think that. There's not a lot I can say on this theory, but it’s a possibility. But it is not a very likely one.

This was a long one and I hope it makes up for my rant yesterday. Again, none of these theories are confirmed and I may have missed some evidence whether on the streams or other. If I missed something or have a theory of your own, I would love to hear it! Drop a comment below!

Thank you for reading!

[loveisonlyforthebrave8]

me trying to bite my tongue on twitter every time i see people trying to actively and LOUDLY shoehorn felix into //CHAN'S SOLO// that he wrote, produced, composed, edited, arranged, and performed himself just to further their shipping agenda like it doesn't discredit chan's actually credited backing vocals?????

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[jumpy-buggy-33]

My poor nickle…☹️☹️☹️☹️

Yes I’m calling him nickle

He’s a nickle now

A nickle cat

[whiskerless-lamp2]

Recently the deodorant company Secret has been advertising an all body deodorant and the commercials specifically target women and people with vaginas suggesting that the deodorant should be used to cover up vaginal odor. This is an incredibly sexist advertisement as it suggests people with vaginas are dirty for producing natural odors. Their advertisement prays on the fears of afab people that their vaginas are dirty for having a natural smell and uses social pressure to push their product. The rhetoric around vaginal odor is incredibly harmful seeing as most products that attempt to cover or diminish that odor actually harm the vaginal biome. Afab people are constantly being told that they need to change the natural rhythms of their bodies to appease a patriarchal society that wants them to appear infantile: several other analyses of the patriarchal control over afab peoples’ bodies point out that things such as growing hair, gaining weight, and having a period, all of which are signs of being postpubescent, are things the patriarchy has deemed unacceptable. The ideal body of an afab person under the patriarchy is prepubescent, which is horrific in itself, and Secrets campaign against vaginal odor is another way of wielding the power of patriarchy for capitalism. By suggesting afab people are dirty for having naturally occurring odors that begin happening after puberty Secret is attempting to leverage patriarchal power through fear tactics to sell their product and make the very group they are oppressing pay for it. They are not the first company to do this as the same thing happened with shaving companies in the 1920s when they sold the rhetoric that it was unhygienic for women to have body hair. I believe a boycott of this product is necessary so as to avoid giving the movement any more traction

[kurtsroo]

im still alive and well but dude

DUDE

DUUUUDE

I WILL LOSE IT IF MY BABY EDUARDO FRANCO ISNT BACK AS MY BABYGIRL ARGYLE.

give. me. my. fav. dude. back.

they already hit the delete file for Eddie (still not okay) and i will not tolerate the Duffer Bros doing the same thing for Argyle.

[hellfiyre]

I love reading literally any text which dicusses Azazel so imma rant here a little.

Like Azazel has often been associated with Lucifer/Satan so theres a debate on if they’re the same being, such as the implication in the Apocalypse of Abraham where Azazel was the dragon/serpent who convinced adam and eve to eat the forbidden fruit (which was also a grape which i find funny). Theres also a debate on if it may have been implied they had a threesome as well lmao.

Also just generally the Apocalypse of Abraham is super interesting. It gives several different descriptions of Azazel with implications of them being essentially the fire of hell itself, a many headed serpent/dragon with 12 wings, an unclean bird (though its pretty explicit that this form is not their ‘true’ form).

There is the debate with Enoch if they were the leader of the watchers on par with Samyaza before or after their pact, as its possible they either fought for power and/or Azazel may have become the leader after their infamous acts. Some wonder if they were a Nephilim. Idk its just very interesting.

Like Azazil is also the previous name of Satan in Islam also.

One version of the Ars Goetia lists them as King of the East, though there's not much info overall on that.

Anyways back to the point since this all gives me some inspo for making their ‘true’ form. I need to make their satyr form but also their real angelic\demonic form. I needa find a way to combine a lot of these descriptions bc I have ideas for their lore. I have been reading sooo many theological essays.

[verycoolkid123]

Yall know what would be cool? If eve is roo BUT she actually isn’t the ‘root of all evil’ yk what im saying??

Like everyone thinks she is but in reality she made a deal with the actual roo to spread her word for more power because she’s locked away somewhere(?)

Omg I need a fanfic abt this please someone🙏🙏