#ron statler

[swanpyart]

Ron and Brett’s first greeting fucking kills me

Let me break it down, because it all happens so quickly, and I want to illustrate how awkward it was.

First, it starts off okay, but while Ron was going in for a handshake (because he doesnt know Brett all that well), Brett is going in for a HUG (probably because he’s so excited to meet Ron). Common mistake, we’ve all been there.

Brett “He liked how firm my handshake was” Hand tries to accommodate by changing to a handshake, but Ron’s socially awkward ass switches his hand for no reason so they’re both using the wrong hand for it.

They both decide to forget the handshake for a hug, if only to end this shit quicker, but…

Brett accidentally rips off Ron’s name tag and the sticky side gets caught on his face.

Brett seems apologetic and Ron laughs it off, and it seems like it’s not that bad…

Until Brett accidentally smacks Ron in the face…

And then Ron goes all “survival mode” and automatically smacks Brett back. Was he offended? Did Brett smack him so hard that he instinctively thought they were gonna brawl? Is Ron’s first response to potential violence, accidental or not, to automatically throw hands? Who knows.

And poor Reagan is standing there, forced to witness this travesty.

[meeenrui]

Depressing days

[yourbestamericangirlk]

i just remembered inside job exists and now I want to kill myself

[sand-circles]

She was so happy with him :')

[dumbassnamedkhoshekh]

We lost a good show yesterday.

Heartbreaking art by @hannah4xyz on Instagram

Not just any good show. A show that, for all it's silly dirty jokes, gore, swears, and satire, is at it's core about connection, love, and healing. And The Deep State (I had to). A show that ended, not in a blaze of glory or with a peaceful, satisfying conclusion, but with a cliffhanger which had the lead making the biggest, most heartbreaking decision of her life, the results and consequences of which we will likely never get to see. Inside Job was something else. It could have easily fallen back on the crutch of over the top bloody violence and shock humor like so many adult animated series before it, but, while it did use those elements, its strength was always in the story it told and the characters it gave life to. A story of trying and failing and trying and succeeding to making bonds with people, a story of finding love in the darkest of places, a story of healing from the wrongs done to you in the past that shaped who you are now. A story that was way deeper and more emotionally damaging than it had ANY right to be. Then again, that's what you get when the the showrunner and executive producers came from shows like Gravity Falls and Bojack Horseman. Thank you Shion, Alex, and Mike, for the story you created and gave to us. Thank you Lizzy, Clark, Christian, Adam, Tisha, Brett, John, Bobby, Andy, Chris, and everyone else who brought the characters to life through their brilliant voices. Thank you to the writers, and the animators, and everyone else behind the scenes who made us laugh and love and cry with these characters and these stories. Thank you, Inside Job. Thank you.

Good night, my sweet comfort show. May we one day meet again.

[k1ckback]

Hi! So the Inside Job Characters (if you don’t want to do all 5 just Andre and Ron) sleeping with a gn!reader that is scare if the dark. This is normally the first request that I do because there normally isn’t written and cause of comfort but that’s other story

-🌱🫖

 thank you so much for being my first request! I ended up adding reagan and brett but i’m gonna hold off on jr. for this one. 

cw: mentions of substance use, on andre’s portion.

 - reagan ridley 

- she has a lot of general fears caused by trauma, so this is pretty common territory,  - like she still refuses to watch the jurrasic park movies because of her birthday party, that one year. will start fuming the second someone says anything about dinosaurs.  - by all means she’s not opposed to leaving a light on or sleeping with a tv on. she’s used to constant noise by now, and has fallen asleep amidst her devices more times than she can remember.  - that is not discounting the fact that she would literally build any partner a nightlight if need be, so when you told her originally, she went through quite a few prototypes to find the perfect one.  - always has an extra flashlight on her, because her power goes out quite a lot. also stores a few extra lightbulbs just in case, (also makes sure you have as many as you need. she makes a lot of hardware store trips) - she also adores candles though, so be prepared to get some the second she figures out what your favorite scent is. 

- expect a lava lamp within the first few weeks of her finding out about this fear. they are a lifesaver. it was one of her favorite ways to visual stim as a kid.

- tries to avoid dates in anywhere not well lighted, especially near nigh. if it’s unavoidable, she almost instantly has your hand in hers, helping you steer through it. 

- “hey, listen to me, you’ve got this- no, we’ve got this. there’s nothing coming for you, and if, it ever does? it’s gotta get through me first.” 

- brett hand 

 - like reagan, he also has a lot of fears from his childhood. for one he has an intense fear of squirrels. 

- the sweetest about it though.. does not hesitate to wrap around you the second it gets dark. his arm around your waist, entangling his fingers with yours, whispering your favorite song to distract you. (which is how a lot of the two of your walks to the car go, especially after work)

- if there’s any specific reason you have the fear, expect him to sit and listen the entire time you explain it. any specific triggers of it? he’s on it, he will make sure the two of you avoid them like the plague.

- any panic attacks? he’s right there with you, reminding you of the breathing techniques the two of you had practiced. - if you need someone to talk to besides him? he totally gets it, he’s already searching up available therapists in your area. 

- he ends up surprising you one night, excitedly walking you to your own room, sturdy hands cupped over your eyes. “Okay, okay, you can look now.”

- ”I figured these could help you get to sleep!” he chirped,  flapping his hands excitedly. “but I can take them down if they’re too much!” 

- for anyone wondering, you didn’t take it down.

- ron staedtler

- thought you were joking when you first said anything about it, though his small lopsided grin quickly fell into his usual glum expression. immediately goes into making sure you know he understands, for example he refuses to go into churches now at all costs. if you need to talk to anyone about it, he’s right there. - he definitely gets nightmares and sleep troubles, so by all means there have been nights when he’ll stay up with you. he dabbled in all nighters all of college so it doesn’t shake him much. whether it’s laying in bed in a comfortable silence, wrapped in each others arms, or making grilled cheese at 3:00am, and trying to find the worst lifetime movie. (Sorry guys, you won’t tear that headcanon away from me)

- he wouldn’t ever admit it, unless it came up in conversation, but when he was a kid he was in the boys choir at his church.. he’s not a perfect singer but, if you ever have trouble relaxing or falling asleep, he won’t hesitate to hum (and whisper sing) but if anyone asks he expects you to deny it with your entire soul.

- he spends.. a lot of time at work, and while it’s definitely a struggle when he leaves for overnight shifts, he once took the day off to stay home, and surprise you. cooking dinner, and than spending around two hours on a step ladder,

- by the time you got home, he’d called you in, and met you at the doorframe. switching off the lights, only after entangling his fingers with yours.

- “figured you’d need something else to look at while I’m on my night shift’s.”

“How long did you spend on this?-“

- andre lee

- I hate to sound verbatim, but he definitely has some obscure and strange fears of his own, so don’t even worry about it.

- persistent bright light messes with his sensory issues, but that just means that he usually uses dim and colored LEDS, and lamps. he’ll make sure to keep them all on while you’re over.

- he has a history with panic attacks, so he’s quick to offer some of the coping mechanisms that really helped him. if the two of you work together, he’ll usher you to his lab, and have you count some of the things you see. (5-4-3-2-1 coping technique)

- definitely slipped Reagan a $20 to make you an extra powerful flashlight. he gifts it to you in the most melodramatically wrapped gift box possible.

- if you struggle with sleeping because of it, he definitely has the right meds for it (though will generally just offer you some weed before bed

- one of his favorite things to do is smoke after hours and use the holo chamber to watch stars, (he was definitely an astrology nerd growing up) it’s one of the things he’ll be sure to warm you up to, but it was also a measure to help you overcome it. holding your hand and pointing out the constellations to you.

“Which one is that?”

“That one?.. that’s Cassiopeia. She was the queen of Aethiopia.. she was the Greek myth equivalent of Mother Gothel, and Poseidon got tired of her shit and placed her in the heavens, tied to a chair.”

[daiseception]

Thank you to that one person on twitter that pointed out Staedtler making this face constantly 🙏

[limeelime]

Happy memories

[cadetral]

episode 1

episode 8

Ooh, i need somebody to remember my name/ After all that i can do for them is done/ I need someone to remember me/ I need something bigger than the sky

[strawbery-bear]

"i cant wait to finally be able to sleep at night."

fanart of Ron from Inside Job because i love him and his story arc a Normal Amount (a lie)!!!! if you havent seen the show i highly recommended it!! :]

close up & progress shots below the break!!

[swanpyart]

Coping with IJ's cancelation by drawing more poly breagon~

Brett has two people to show 80s flicks with

[notwhatiam]

Me, watching the beginning of Episode 1 of Part 2 of Inside Job: who the fuck is that dude? Why, all of a sudden, is this new character blazing onto the scene in the eleventh hour just to be an asshole in group therapy? I don’t know what’s going to happen in this season just yet, but I know that Illuminati Dungeon Master is going to be the bane of my existence.

Me, approximately 22 minutes and 24 seconds later:

[jackieshaunanat]

I had a dream that Brett saw how miserable Reagan was post-Appleton and went behind her back on a solo mission to find Ron and get his memories back and reunite them and it was full of Brett doing a bad job at hiding his plan from Reagan but she was so overworked and busy that she never noticed and also it was FULL of tension filled awkward moments between Brett & Ron like bed sharing and unironically saying "no homo" with nervous laughter

[nupongcbk]

Ron and Reagan

[fock-off-sweetheart]

Ok, so…

We all agree that Ron’s doughter’s name it’s Courtney?

Like Raegans fake id

[k1ckback]

Can you please write more Staedler x reader? You’re the only blog I’ve found that writes it. Tysm :) :) :)

of course!!

General Ron Staedtler x GN! S/O

- for someone who works in such a violent environment, he certainly is one of the most gentle people you’ll meet. he’s so attentive to detail. I’ve said before that when he finds out you like something?? he’s remembering it. same thing with general interests, shows, movies, even a certain animal. prepare to get random pictures of capybaras if you so much as mention one, once.

- he can never get enough sleep. by the time he gets home, prepare to be wrapped up in his arms for a few solid hours. he loves sleep. but he loves sleeping wrapped around you, even more. couch naps while the two of you watch movies?? the absolute best. prepare to feel the safest you’ve ever been.

- gods, I don’t think he gets jealous very much, but he will never take it out on you if he is. he’ll take a more mature approach and talk to you about it, and even if it’s explained away and he trusts you, expect an arm snaked around your waist when this other person shows up. lacing your fingers with his, or kissing you on the head halfway through a conversation.

- such a geek. he grew up fixated on star trek and most things to do with aliens. he definitely had his star wars fazes; and if you watch the movies with him he will be forever indebted. he gets way too excited explaining random plot holes and the rest of the lore to you. buy him a light saber and he might propose to you right there.

- even when he’s groggy from work, he’ll be all over you when he gets home. he will always check how your day is before he passes out. if there’s anything he can do to make it better? he’ll suck up the lack of sleep and make sure he jumps through any hoops he has to.

- please give him haircuts. he’s never trusted barbers enough to do it because of a bad experience in high-school, and it can get so choppy so quickly. the second you get finished cutting it, he’s checking in the mirror and absolutely praising your work. he realized how much a decent haircut can change his look up and won’t hesitate to come back when it grows out.