biohaz6rd
biohaz6rd
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𐙚 she/her | 19 𐙚are you goin’ to cowboy up, or just lay there and bleed?
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biohaz6rd · 5 days ago
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do you guys ever get the vibe you’re going to throw up from anxiety when talking to the opposite sex. that’s me rn. send help
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biohaz6rd · 6 days ago
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i want a boyfriend can god pls send me a southern cowboy that looks like hal jordan thank u
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biohaz6rd · 7 days ago
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this is my flop era lowkey
hal x fem!reader
pure sex under the cut. mdni u all know the drill ;p
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“fuuuck,” hal drawls, his eyebrows furrowing and eyes fluttering shut as he slowly pushes his tip past the entrance of your slippery pussy, the heat of your cunt causing his heart to stop beating momentarily.
well, maybe not literally but he sure as hell felt like it had.
his grip on your hip tightens, his fingertips digging into the soft flesh as he forces his vision to come into focus again. god, hal had always loved coming home from a particularly long and rough mission and drowning himself in the tightness only your cunt could provide him with.
after a few moments of stillness, he pulls out of your wet heat before swiftly thrusting back in, a quiet gasp escaping you as he begins to fuck you the way he knows you like—slow, yet painstakingly hard.
“missed this so much, baby,” he mumbles breathily as he leans down to press a kiss to your soft shoulder. the pure need he feels for you is evident within his voice, a certain whiny quality lacing it.
methodically, he removes one of his hands from your hip to slowly run down the length of your naked spine, a soft sigh of pleasure pushing past his lips as he observes the way goosebumps rise to your skin from his touch.
“missed you so much.” he continues, whispering the words as if they were a prayer. and to him, they were. his hand comes to thread through your silken strands of hair, gripping onto it gently as he thrusts into you with purpose.
“you don’t know what you do to me, do you?” his whispered words coupled with the way his free hand snakes down your body to softly rub at your neglected clit makes you moan wantonly, your back arching even further and hands seeking purchase in the silk bedsheets.
hal jordan was pure sin. fuck, he was practically sex incarnate. that was a fact you had learnt fairly quickly in your relationship with the man but even now with him fucking you into oblivion, the realisation somehow takes you by surprise.
“yeah, that’s it, baby,” he encourages once he feels you clamp down on him, your velvet walls sucking him deeper into their depths. hal groans softly, his grip on your hair tightening involuntary, his chest heaving with laboured breaths as he continues to fuck you into next week.
a gentle, yet firm slap that he delivers to your clit has you coming around him with a cry, your front half limply falling forward into the pillows on your shared bed. hal follows suit not long after, a whine escaping the man as he paints the inside of your perfect, heavenly cunt with his cum.
he leans forward, blanketing your shivering form with his body, a multitude of worshipful kisses being pressed to your neck and shoulders.
“on your back, baby. didn’t think i was done with you yet, did you?” he taunts lovingly. a smirk tugs at the corners of his lips as he pulls out of you with a lewd squelch in order to flip you onto your back, your beautiful eyes meeting his own.
“not a chance, sweetheart. missed you too damn much not to fuck ‘till the sun comes up.”
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wow! i can still write! even if it’s not proofread. oops.
anyways, savour this post cus it’s probably going to be another few months before i can be bothered to write again!! 😄
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biohaz6rd · 15 days ago
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i wanna dry hump hal’s thighs so bad #sendtweet
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biohaz6rd · 16 days ago
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hal x fem!reader
pure sex under the cut. mdni u all know the drill ;p
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“fuuuck,” hal drawls, his eyebrows furrowing and eyes fluttering shut as he slowly pushes his tip past the entrance of your slippery pussy, the heat of your cunt causing his heart to stop beating momentarily.
well, maybe not literally but he sure as hell felt like it had.
his grip on your hip tightens, his fingertips digging into the soft flesh as he forces his vision to come into focus again. god, hal had always loved coming home from a particularly long and rough mission and drowning himself in the tightness only your cunt could provide him with.
after a few moments of stillness, he pulls out of your wet heat before swiftly thrusting back in, a quiet gasp escaping you as he begins to fuck you the way he knows you like—slow, yet painstakingly hard.
“missed this so much, baby,” he mumbles breathily as he leans down to press a kiss to your soft shoulder. the pure need he feels for you is evident within his voice, a certain whiny quality lacing it.
methodically, he removes one of his hands from your hip to slowly run down the length of your naked spine, a soft sigh of pleasure pushing past his lips as he observes the way goosebumps rise to your skin from his touch.
“missed you so much.” he continues, whispering the words as if they were a prayer. and to him, they were. his hand comes to thread through your silken strands of hair, gripping onto it gently as he thrusts into you with purpose.
“you don’t know what you do to me, do you?” his whispered words coupled with the way his free hand snakes down your body to softly rub at your neglected clit makes you moan wantonly, your back arching even further and hands seeking purchase in the silk bedsheets.
hal jordan was pure sin. fuck, he was practically sex incarnate. that was a fact you had learnt fairly quickly in your relationship with the man but even now with him fucking you into oblivion, the realisation somehow takes you by surprise.
“yeah, that’s it, baby,” he encourages once he feels you clamp down on him, your velvet walls sucking him deeper into their depths. hal groans softly, his grip on your hair tightening involuntary, his chest heaving with laboured breaths as he continues to fuck you into next week.
a gentle, yet firm slap that he delivers to your clit has you coming around him with a cry, your front half limply falling forward into the pillows on your shared bed. hal follows suit not long after, a whine escaping the man as he paints the inside of your perfect, heavenly cunt with his cum.
he leans forward, blanketing your shivering form with his body, a multitude of worshipful kisses being pressed to your neck and shoulders.
“on your back, baby. didn’t think i was done with you yet, did you?” he taunts lovingly. a smirk tugs at the corners of his lips as he pulls out of you with a lewd squelch in order to flip you onto your back, your beautiful eyes meeting his own.
“not a chance, sweetheart. missed you too damn much not to fuck ‘till the sun comes up.”
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wow! i can still write! even if it’s not proofread. oops.
anyways, savour this post cus it’s probably going to be another few months before i can be bothered to write again!! 😄
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biohaz6rd · 19 days ago
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Just checking in to see how you're doing
omg HAIII !!! yesss i’m doing great !!! i’ve slowly been learning to love my quiet life and it is awesome 😇 how are you doin my wonderful mootie?
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biohaz6rd · 21 days ago
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biohaz6rd · 21 days ago
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long live cowgirls. amen!
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is this for anyone? or just me lol
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biohaz6rd · 22 days ago
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biohaz6rd · 23 days ago
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trying to be a beer girl but it just tastes so……. foul
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biohaz6rd · 25 days ago
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jason with sylvanian families bunnies for bev's prompt<3
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biohaz6rd · 28 days ago
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going out with my friends tomorrow life is good ♡
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biohaz6rd · 1 month ago
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(Green Lantern 2023 #10)
The way Hal and Kyle are written is so Funny. Kyle is like maybe ten years younger than Hal. And Kyle has been god on multiple occasions. But every time Hal sees Kyle he's like "wow a stray kitten I need to wrap in a blanket." And Kyle very much wishes to be swaddled
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biohaz6rd · 1 month ago
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hal in a pair of wrangler jeans and chaps…. mmmmm, yeah that’s the good stuff
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biohaz6rd · 1 month ago
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getting into country music and focusing my energy into becoming a certified cowgirl lowkey healed me. i dunno how but it did.
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biohaz6rd · 1 month ago
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happy new years ♡
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biohaz6rd · 1 month ago
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rebrand time. rip fent8nyl nation
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