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alcoholism wants me sooo bad it’s calling to me like the dark side was calling to anakin or whatever

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thank you santa for giving me my period this christmas 🎀 totally not writhing in pain in my bed

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rebrand time. rip fent8nyl nation

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draw jason shooting a tax form...

this man does not have a legal identity and his job is crime

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zombie apocalypse au! hal wya

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might write tonight guys, who knows

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baby, i don’t wanna knowwww 😩😩

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dawg this obby for the dti quest is pissing me awf

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I’ve recently read a lot of batlantern and I just love to see it when Hal calls Bruce babe uwu…

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i think i need to go missing

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I love how Norman just casually takes the HARDEST pics of himself. AND HE ALWAYS LOOKSBSO HOT INALL OF TJEM

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thinking of batlantern rn. i love them so bad

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hal lover nation (me) agrees with this !!!!!!

hal jordan is the kind of man who cries to romantic comedies with you. he sits there, listening to your narration of what is going on, and he's genuinely intrigued. part of him is just doing it for your sake; seeing the smile on your face when he agrees to even do such a thing makes him melt to puddy.

hal jordan is the kind of man who flirts with you no matter the situation. even during small little spats, you'll just catch him staring and he'll throw in a "i'm sorry, you look sexy when you're angry." often times, that ends it. his words are your kryptonite.

hal jordan is the kind of man who unironically says "honey, i'm home!" after coming back from a mission. you blamed it on the late-night reruns of i love lucy.

hal jordan is the kind of man who purposely places his t-shirts in your dresser just because he loves seeing you in his clothes. definitely not because every time you wear one of his shirts, you only wear underwear underneath, and if you do just the right amount of bending and stretching, there’s a tent in his pants.

hal jordan is the kind of man to full on run away when a girl hits on him. he hates it, especially if you’ve made it clear that you’re his and he’s yours. no one’s going to take him away from you.

hal jordan is the kind of man that denies his jealousy. he’ll drag you away from any party, take your ass home, and fuck you so hard into your mattress. face deep in the pillow, doggystyle.

moral of the story, hal jordan don’t play about his girl. he wants you and only you. he loves you and he will for eternity.

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gasps

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you guys don’t want to know how many minutes i have listened on my spotify wrapped……….

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u think hal would fuck u while ur wearing his pilot jacket?? good LORD i keep thinking abt it !!

cries cries cries cries i forgot how much i love hal jordan.

there’s something about you wearing his last name that makes his thoughts go to really dirty, nasty places.

it started off innocuous, you asking to try on his flight jacket after going with him to see top gun or some other military propaganda movie.

he was too absorbed with critiquing the unrealistic flight patterns or whatever nerd shit, but now it seems like his head is in another space as he finds himself staring at the way the heavy jacket seems to swallow you up.

“look good wearin’ my last name, babydoll,” he coughs out, pulling you close and chucking your chin.

that’s the beginning of a lllllongggggggg nighttttt u hear me?!??