#romaliet

[jikimo-world]

[The roaring twenties]

On the same line as THIS

Some people should absolutely dance like everyone is watching

[kiirer]

lithuania's date has been ranting for the last three hours and he doesnt know what to do

[where-is-my-beheading-ceremony]

Spreading Romliet propaganda

[bone-evidence]

Me: Oh today was awful, it's time to just sit and play stardew for a few hours

Also me: What if I started a RomaLiet wip and got super emotional about it actually

I blame @doritosvargas LMAO

[arthurhonda]

Romano and Lithuania got locked in together

Romano: Hey, do you have a bobby pin? Lithuania: Yeah. *Brushes his hands through his hair* Lithuania: Here you go *hands him three*

[rosethreeart]

They’re napping together :}

[abandoned-accnt]

Lithuania : Is it okay if I swear?

Romano : Yes, you can swear.

Lithuania : F-

Romano : Go on.

Lithuania : Sorry, I’m nervous.

[arsonaetcuh]

Hetalia Incorrect Quotes Part 7/? RIP Lithuania's sanity (long)

Hi! This is just a Lithuania/Jazz Trio appreciation post. Link to part 6

America: [draws a line on a piece of paper] Is that straight? [tilts paper up] No it isn’t. God, that’s even less straight than I am. Romano: Are you gay or do you have scoliosis? Lithuania: Probably both.

America *holds the door open for Romano*: After you. Romano: No, after you. America: I insist, after you. Lithuania *pushes past both with a look of annoyance and through the doorway*: After me!

Romano: [Hoarsely] I’m losing my voice. America: Haha, guess that means you can’t yell at us anymore. [Later] America: Turns out, Giac is scarier when he’s quiet. Lithuania: *facepalms*

America: You’re so polite! Lithuania: Thank you, I have anxiety.

America: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed. Lithuania: I’m sorry. You were stabbed? America: Only lightly stabbed. I didn’t want to frighten you.

America: I accidentally ate Giacomo's pasta. How long do you think I’ll live? Lithuania: Ten America: Ten what? Lithuania: Nine

Romano: What happened? America: Well, remember when you guys told me not to burn down the house? Romano: You burned down the house? America: No! I had the fire put out almost right away! This is a success story! Lithuania: *screaming* MY ROOM! Romano: *glares* America: Uhm, about that-

Lithuania: Why would you give a knife to Giac? America: He felt unsafe Lithuania: Now I feel unsafe. America: I’m sorry. America: Would you like a knife?

Lithuania: I want to be a caterpillar Romano: Explain. Lithuania: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful. Romano: You know that they have a lifespan of like 2 weeks right? Lithuania: That’s another highlight. America: TOLYS NO!

Lithuania: I’m going to sing a song for you all. It’s called “My Life So Far”. *inhales and plays a chord”. *SCREEAAMSS*

Lithuania: I just slept 7 hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I’m a little disoriented.

Lithuania: I’m good. Lithuania: I haven’t slept in a solid 83 hours, but I’m good. Romano, screeching in horror from a distance: SLEEP CHILD!

Romano: Good night bastards.  America: Sleep tight!  Lithuania: Don’t let the bedbugs crawl into your ears and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.  America: Tolys, what the hell?

America: Truth or dare. Lithuania: Truth. America: How many hours have you slept this week? Lithuania: …Dare. America: I dare you to go to sleep. Lithuania: …I don’t like this game

Romano: Girls are hot. Romano: But guys are hot too! Romano: WHY ARE THEY BOTH SO HOT?! Lithuania, nodding grimly: Global Warming.

America: Today I saw Tolys crying for 5-6 minutes and then an alarm went off and he just...stopped crying and went right back to work??? Lithuania: It’s called time management, Alfred.

America: *Puts his hands over Lithuania's eyes* Guess who! Lithuania: It's either my boyfriend or the cold clammy hands of death. America: It's me! Lithuania: Damn it.

America: What in life do you relate to most? Romano: Blenders. America: Why- Romano: Because I also scream while doing my job.

America: There is only one thing worse than dying... *he tears off paper to reveal ‘Tolys dying’* Lithuania, nodding: Myself. America: No!

America: …Almost....got it.... Lithuania: You've been trying to open that jar for nearly 2 hours. Romano: See, tall people aren't stronger. They just keep trying longer than any sane person would.

America: Did you notice how hot your brother has gotten? Romano: *Glares.* America: I'm joking, don't worry.

America: I accidentally poisoned one of our glasses and can't remember which one. Lithuania: Romano: Lithuania: From the way this dinner is going I hope it's mine.

Lithuania: Gentle reminder, don’t drink too much coffee before setting down to sleep. America: I do what I want. Lithuania: This was meant to be a gentle reminder, Alfred, but your defiance makes me want to wrap a chair around your thick skull.

Lithuania: Did you HAVE to shoot him Romano: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said America: What did he say? Romano: "What are you gonna do? Shoot me?" Lithuania: …… America: That's fair

Lithuania: It costs $100 to see a therapist. However it costs $0 to tell myself "it be like that sometimes" A very concerned Romano: Tolys, no.

[urmomsstuntdouble]

long time no romaliet

[mysticalmusicwhispers]

(a few) Romaliet Headcanons!

I’ve found yet another person to ship Lithuania with :)

Will be borrowing @urmomsstuntdouble‘s very good headcanon of nonbinary he/they Liet; probs won’t touch on their gender here but if it’s offensive/stereotypical in any way please tell me :)

—General vibes are sorta.. really wholesome? I feel like the warming-up period before they grow feelings is very long and a little bit rocky (slow burn babey), but after that I feel like they’d compliment each other really well: especially pushing each other to love in a more stable/calm way than perhaps some previous relationships. Both of them have sorta guilt/inferiority complexes but they help each other get out of that because they’re extremely generous to everyone but themselves. Romano adamantly insists Lithuania deserves better than some people in his life (ig toxic friends and such but includes himself on days when his self confidence is low though :( ) and Lithuania helps Romano take care of himself better. Just two people helping each other grow, and finding happiness along the way.

— They bake and cook together a lot. I think Lithuania loves cooking, and while Romano might not /love/ doing stuff in the kitchen, he’s certainly good at it, and it’s quality time you know? They try each other’s recipes a lot :) Surprisingly they don’t do much fusion cuisine—they don’t really care about being fancy and whipping up some sort of new and brilliant hybrid dish (although it would be brilliant), and it’s more just the experience of eating with their partner. Also Liet gives Romano chicken soup when he’s ill; Romano grumpily accepts it because Lithuania’s food is undeniably good.

— Not a lot of PDA. Mostly they both get pretty embarrassed when in public so it’s limited to occasional and brief hand holding and brushes of bare arms. In private they cuddle quite a lot—Romano insists being the big spoon and it’s just a tangle of legs and a pair of chests rising and falling in time with each other. Also Romano gives Lithuania soft hugs from behind when they are doing the dishes—he always gives Liet a heads up tho to make sure they’re comfortable with it.

— They give me small farm/cottagecore vibes. Romano loves chickens because they’re fluffy and have attitudes and Liet tends the garden where he grows vegetables and flowers. They also have a small patch of untamed wildflowers in their garden—in summer they pluck a few and weave it into flower crowns for Romano (and a couple for themself too).

— Lithuania is a little bit of a huge brain intellectually and sometimes Romano wonders how they managed to fall in love with him. Lithuania can always come up with something unbelievably cheesy but also extremely true to settle Romano’s worry.

— Also Romano has tried (once) to carry Liet to the couch or bedroom when they’ve accidentally fallen asleep on his shoulder; it did not work because he was both super nervous and naturally not v good at carrying people... let’s just say Lithuania got woken up because they were sorta dropped on the floor.

[koolkat9]

another bingo ask, what do you think of romano x lithuania

Ooooh I am starting to dig that

I do think it would be very cute, but I don't enough about the dynamic yet. Since I like AmeLiet and Romerica I do like the idea of all three of them together so I am down to reading fics about Romano x Lithuania just to get more of an idea for their dynamic together.

Send me a ship and I'll fill out a bingo card

[bone-evidence]

Hello and welcome to the RomaLiet fic no one asked for but is one of the cutest things I've written! Rated T for Lovino's mouth and for Tolys finding out what happens when you laugh and try to drink at the same time :D

Sweeter than Wine

The historic restaurant sat in the ruins of some building not even Lovino could recall the original purpose of. It seemed almost like a bubble in time. The man had been frequenting this place for almost a hundred years, had seen it change hands from father to son to grandson, and still the food and the atmosphere remained the same. His favourite table was out on the patio. Lights strung up in the olive tree that had claimed this spot many, many years ago bathed the area in a warm, orange light. That light laughed and played on the slightly sunburnt skin of the wonderful man sitting across from Lovino.

Tolys was quite pleased with this spot as well. It sat behind a ruined wall, where one could look out from what had once been an enclosed window and see the endless ocean. It was truly a pleasure to watch the last embers of the sun burn out on the water, then look back to the golden eyes that had first captivated him a century earlier.

The food, as expected, was absolutely incredible. Tolys hadn’t doubted for a second that anywhere Lovino brought him would be anything less than spectacular, but still his expectations were blown away. Microwaved meals would seem like tasteless gruel after this little vacation was over. The wine flowed like water, with various members of the family-owned restaurant coming out to give them more bottles and assuring them of the quality every time. Both indulgent pleasures paled in comparison to the wonderful conversation that had been going on for hours now. The pair were the only ones left outside. It was feasible that other patrons were in the restaurant, but frankly, they couldn’t care less. They both knew they’d be there until well past closing time. A small lull in conversation was ended by an offhand comment about football, and suddenly Tolys’ eyes sparked with a thought. Lovino was quite sure he’d never get tired of seeing that spark.

“You know, Lovi, that brings up an interesting question. If we could make a football team out of everyone we know, who would we put on that team? Personally, I think you would have to be there, but I’m not settled on anyone else. Maybe Ludwig?”

The auburn haired man flicked his fork between his lithe fingers as he scoffed at the thought. “I’d put Gilbert on the team before his brother, especially if I’m playing. Though, maybe he’d be okay as the goalie. Fucker would take up half the net just by standing there.”

A laugh that sounded like music left the Lithuanian as he sat back in his chair, wine glass in hand. “I suppose you’re right. Ludwig can take a beating anyhow, I think he’d be a good goalie. What about Matthew?”

“ Dio mio , are we sure we want to put him anywhere close to sports? Have you seen that motherfucker play hockey?”

“Yes, actually! I was there the day he played against Ivan while the Curtain was still up.”

Lovino, who was in the middle of a sip, gestured wildly with his fork and set his glass down in a hurry. He rested one elbow on the table while he pointed to the Lithuanian with his other hand. “I thought so! I’ve been meaning to ask you about it, actually. So everyone knows that during the game, Ivan ‘fainted due to political turmoil’.” The Italian made quotations in the air and rolled his eyes. “I don’t buy that for a fucking second, not when Ivan was playing against Mister Geneva Suggestion himself.”

Unfortunately for Tolys, he discovered what happens when one tries to laugh and drink at the same time. He managed to turn to the side just in time to not splatter Lovino with the wine that burned his nose. When he sat back up, slightly cross-eyed and sniffling a little, he saw his dear dinner partner trying so hard to stifle his giggles. Their eyes met, and it was all over for both of them. Their shrieking, boisterous laughter echoed across the Italian countryside, joining the song of the seagulls that wheeled overhead.

“Don’t- don’t waste my wine like that, bastard!” Lovino gasped out in between giggles, clearly teasing. “That shit’s expensive!”

“Y-yeah, it sure smelled expensive on the way up!”

That little comment made the pair crack up anew, until they were both in tears and clutching their aching sides. Eventually, their guffaws calmed down to little snickers every time they happened to look at each other, and that settled into a quiet basking in the afterglow of the hardest either of them had laughed in what felt like forever. Tolys found himself idly tracing patterns in the back of Lovino’s hand as the man broke their comfortable silence first, in a possible attempt to distract from the lovely pink that flushed his sunkissed cheeks.

“So… now that you’ve shown me your impression of a fountain, what happened at that hockey game?”

“Hm? Oh, yes. Well… Technically I’m not supposed to say, so you didn’t hear this from me, but they got into a fight and Matthew knocked Ivan out cold. Everyone had to lie to him and tell him he just dropped down out of nowhere, because none of our bosses wanted to endanger international relations.”

“Holy fuck-”

“Right? You know, that reminds me…”

The men easily settled into their conversation again. They paid no heed to the moon rising high in the sky or to the millions of stars twinkling overhead. Why would they? The orange lights in the olive tree above them ensured they only had eyes for each other. It wasn’t until Nonna came out to wish them a good night that they finally made for Lovino’s seaside villa. They strolled along the beach, hand in hand, laughing and gossiping without a care in the world as they walked off into the calm, cool night.

[arthurhonda]

Romano: I'm sooo tired. Lithuania: Did you go to bed late? Romano: No. Lithuania: Did you do something strenuous? Romano: Nah. Lithuania: Then why are you so tired? Romano: I'm alive. Lithuania, nodding: Sounds exhausting.

[dumb-bitch-reblogs-hetalia]

it's a good first date but in an unorthodox way. if they eat on lorenzo's porch feli will tease him for being so awkward around the person he likes (who would've thought that the flirt in chief lost his ability to flirt once he actually has feelings for someone?) anyway that's what lithuania is hopelessly endeared by lmao (2/2)

1/2: ok sorry tumblr ate it last time but! for a romaliet first date i imagine that romano would probably try to make some sort of big romantic gesture, like taking tolvydas to a fancy restaurant or smth, but it would fall through because lorenzos plan was a bit convoluted. anyway after that they'd get takeout, and them go home and eat it on one of their porches. when he's not trying to impress them lorenzo can be very impressive, and sometimes his genuine self slips through the cracks.

Ahhhh, this is honestly the sweetest shit I love it!!! Like Lorenzo trying so hard to impress Tolvydas and failing but them loving the end result. Because tolvydas loves Lorenzo so much that they can't be mad at him even if his plans went wrong, and Lorenzo stops functioning around tolvydas bc he loves them so much and I just!!!!

(yes, Feli's a little shit like that)

[abandoned-accnt]

Lithuania : Violence isn't the answer.

Romano : You’re right.

Lithuania, sighs in relief :

Romano : Violence is the question-

Lithuania : What?

Romano, bolting away : And the answer is YES.

Lithuania, running after him : NO-