#roll up to the party in my crazy pink wig

[punchouthottakes]

i saw bald bull with hair my dream once.

it was a bubblegum pink bob.

the kind nicki minaj used to have.

he also had those retina-scorching cyan eyes.

it was horrifying.

it felt like i witnessed a planet-eating eldritch horror get born right in front of my feeble eyes.

[1greensugar1]

shrimp

[createbellatheartist]

just my two personalities:3

art by me

[barf5]

roll up to the party with my crazy pink wig

[luvforemikai]

Bitch i might be

summary ~ just a regular day with the cullens, except the cullens have to deal with your bullshit. Not taking your adhd meds you're extra... active today. Enjoy!

warning ~ cussing and talk of pills

Quotes mentioned -

"Bitch i might be" - Gucci Mane

Music mentioned (in order) -

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"PINK WIG THICK ASS GIVE EM WHIP LASH, I THINK BIG GET CASH MAKE EM BLINK FAST, LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST SAW THIS IS WHAT YOU LIVE FOR AHHHHHHHH IM A MOTHERFUCKIN MONSTAA" - "Y/N KEEP IT DOWN UP THERE!" rosalie yells, absolutely tired of your mess. You ignore her though and keep rapping while jumping on your bed, which causes your dad, carlisle, to come up and ask you himself. "I know you like to sing or rap or whatever it is that you do just please try to keep it down" he says softly. "Okay!" You say, but continue to rap your nicki minaj playlist until esme yells for a snack. You run out of your door aggressively, heading downstairs towards the kitchen singing beyonce. "DONT YOU EVER FOR A SECOND GET TO THINKINNNN YOU'RE IRREPLACEABLE!!". Jasper rolls his eyes while altering your mood , making you wanna stop singing and sit on the couch watching one of your favorite movies playing, "rush hour". Carlisle scolded jasper for what he did but he didnt care, he just enjoyed the peace and quiet while you ate your burritos esme made.

When you were finished you did an awkwardly flexible flip off the couch to go bother your parents carlisle and esme. "Can i have a friend over?".. "no, not while you're off your meds" esme says "okay but like the doctor said himself i should wait 48 hours to take my meds again because of that weird thing that was going on with my heart so i think I'll be alright.".. esme gave in "fine, which one"..."Nat?" Esme shakes her head "no absolutely not" "whyyy???" You say disappointed " i dont like her, so no. Pick somebody else"... "fine, uh, jasmine?"... "sure." Esme says while giving you a look of suspicion. "AAH thank you!" You say while hugging her.

Its 12pm and Jasmine comes in. everybody welcomes her and you go up to your room. You stay in your room with her for a few hours til you guys go downstairs to get something to eat. She's sitting on the couch singing.. "rock it dont stop it everybody get on the floor. Crank the party up we about to get it on .." while you bust out in dance moves, pulling from all those hiphop rehearsals you went to when you were little. You guys bust out laughing after a minute of it considering how random it was. She goes home a little while after.

Its 8pm and esme makes dinner for you. In return you play music on the television. "Baby boy you stay on my mind fulfull my fantasyyy i think about you all the time i see you in my dreamsss" you sing loudly while whining your hips. "I think she's going crazy without her meds" Edward says jokingly "Bitch i might be" you say quickly after while carlisle tells you to watch your language.

The food is done and its finally time to take your meds. Those 48 hours were rough. You slept a whole day and was active the next, you were more than ready. You still had trouble taking pills because of your borderline fear of choking so you took them with some icecream and was out like a light the next hour. You had Jasper to thank for that along with the crushed up melatonin Emmett put in your food. "Goodnight y/n" is all you heard when you were dosing off in Carlisle's arms while he took you up to your room.

[motorvehiclecollision]

R-r-r-roll up to the party with my crazy pink wig But I can't get through the door because my booty’s too big One percent is human, ninety-nine is plastic Just a sec, I gotta fix my lips These ho's are jealous, 'cause their mans want me I can’t believe it, that girl's so sexy Dude are you crazy, I think that's a tranny Check me out, check me out Check me out, check me out Check me out, check me out Check me out, check me out Check her out, dude you can see it poppin' out! Check me out, check me out Check me out, haha

[5ilent5cience]

ROLL UP TO THE PARTY WITH MY CRAZY PINK WIG‼️‼️

I wish this song wasn't racist and transphobic, this song's catchy af

[futurequibblerjournalist]

Rip Barty You would have loved r-r-r-roll up to the party in my crazy pink wig but I can't fit through the door bcuz my bootys too big from Shane Dawson

He would and I hate that cause it’s fucking Shane Dawson but goddamn he would

[fp-am]

r-r-r-roll up to the party with my 🤪crazy😳pink🫢wig🎀🌸🌺

[midnightpia]

r r r roll up to the party in my crazy pink wig XPP

but i cant get through the door because my bootys too big ;((

[gorepill]

ruh-ruh-ruh-roll up to the party in my crazy pink wig. but i can't get thru the door because my booty's too big. 1 percent is human 99 is BACK PAIN. just a sec I gotta fix my lips

[unbeleevable]

R R R ROLL UP TO THE PARTY WITH MY CRAZY PINK WIG

BUT I CAN'T GET THROUGH THE DOOR BCUZ MY BOOTY'S TOO BIG

1 PERCENT IS HUMAN

99 IS PLASTIC

JUST A SEC I GOTTA FIX MY LIPS

[god-has-entered-my-body]

Ro ro ro roll up to thr party in my crazy pink wig but o cant get through thr door bevause my bootys tpo big

your ass is so flat it goes into minus bitch please

[wormysnails]

If Halloween Ends takes place from 2019-2022 that means at some point during his manslaughter trial, Corey Cunningham (assuming he had TikTok) opened his TikTok to “r r r roll up to the party in my crazy pink wig!”

[peanutbuttaz]

R r r roll up to my party in my crazy pink wig

[stinging-metal]

oh wa oh r-r-roll up to the party with my crazy pink wig, but i can't fit through the door because my booty's too big, one percent is human ninety nine is plastic just a sec, i gotta fix my lips

/j /j