#rod says

[pollito-rod]

Dropping my UnVale profile, and I suggest any of you that are looking for a storage website for your characters or stories, to try out UnVale! I been having such a great time there, and the staff is kind too 💖 @unvale-io

[sirenetica]

Tango (of the Tek variety)

[utility-cavities]

TF Rarepairing Fest: Two Is A Prime Number

[pollito-rod]

only cool people wear this

the official Magster bag + pencil case is FINALLY FINISHEDDD!!! 💟💟 designed by me, and sewed by my awesome mom 💓

I LOVED MAKING THIS! it’s extremely comfortable, spacious and OF COURSE SO GORGEOUS

we’re getting next level canon u guysssss <3

[driftsart]

Magnus's special day? Maybe?

Happy Birthday Ultra Magnus since this was the date this episode was released about his bday

I found out about this on insta lol

(Ik it has no sound lmao I'm sry 😭)

[imnotditzy]

Captain Marvel doesn’t know what a normal death is

(TW: mentions of death, brief mentions of murder gang violence)

No but really if you ask a street rat, literal living lighting, a bunch of ancient immortal people and a really wise king from a bajillion years ago, why would a reasonable answer be an option?

Like Billy thinks that if you’re 60 one of your feet are in the grave. Why? Because that was the life expectancy in the 50s. He's also homeless so he’s already more exposed to crime anyway, I wouldn’t doubt he thinks death by “minding someone else’s business” is common enough to be recorded as such in its own category and not murder. Also, he literally fights supervillains who try to kill him everyday? His view is skewed so much, that the damage might be irreversible. 😭

Moving on, Marvel is literally sentient magic. They can’t die, and if they can it’s not a thing that’s very easy to come by. The amount of work it takes to even do the equivalent of a paper cut is excessive, the concept of them dying would take a lot to set in. And they are a lost cause when it comes to knowing what a normal death is. The only “normal” deaths they’ve really paid attention to are the deaths of the Champions…and none of them had anything close to a normal death. (One of them literally gets hacked in two 💀)

The acronym; do I even have to explain? All of them besides Solomon, Heracles and Achilles literally haven’t died. And literally no hero in Greek mythology dies normally. Solomon is the only one who’s died of natural and normal causes, but he was alive in the BCE. That is a long time ago.

Now, Combine all of them together and what do you get? Captain Marvel: someone who does not have a correct interpretation of typical death!

This would probably concern others around them. Especially the JL, because I feel like Captain would mention this randomly.

—

(Green Lantern [Hal] and Captain Marvel were sent to investigate a crime scene together and they stumble upon the body.)

Captain Marvel: Aw…seems like their time came. (Captain’s got a sympathetic but large smile.)

Green Lantern (looking down at the stabbed body): Um, Cap?

Captain: It’s a shame. But I guess nothing could be done…

Lantern: Captain, they were stabbed???

Captain: Oh, I know. Happens to the best of people, right?

Lantern: Uh —No? Captain this is…worrying??

Captain: They’re in a better place now. Maybe.. ☺️

—

(They’re now back at the watchtower for a debrief, but it somehow turned into Batman questioning Captain Marvel.)

Batman: Captain can you explain why the body was not concerning to you?

(Batman’s staring at Captain intensely.)

Captain (confused smiling): …because there was nothing to worry about?

Batman (raising an eyebrow): Why?

Captain (hesitant): Because there’s probably not a serial killer or whatever running around? They killed an insider, it was gang violence.

Batman: How were you sure?

(Captain looks up to the side like their remembering before shrugging)

Captain: …Oh, I’ve seen similar bodies like that before.

—

(This occurrence is reason #5738 on why Captain Marvel cannot interact with civilians. But in Captain’s defense, how was Billy supposed to know lifespans updated?)

Captain Marvel (pointing at an “old” lady): Oh, she’s 62?

Citizen: Yeah?

Captain (sympathetic): Oh. It’s good she’s still on her feet though.

Citizen: What?

Captain: She’s thriving for her age, right?

Citizen: C—Captain Marvel, she’s 60 not 99. She just retired.

Captain (confused): Really? Why would they have her working so long if she’s nearing the end? (The lady turns around with this expression on her face: 😟)

Citizen: Because she wanted to?? Captain are you ageist?

Captain (never heard that word a day in his life): Uh, I don’t think so? What does that even mean??

(The media later somehow gets ahold of the footage and it becomes such a scandal it reaches the JL; Captain Marvel is then forced to have a public statement. At the giant press conference, Mary and Freddy are there standing next to him and laughing.)

Captain Marvel (whispering): Shut up, it’s not like you thought any different.

Miss Marvel (also whispering): Yeah but we’re not stupid enough to say it to their face, Captain.

Captain Marvel (still whispering): It’s not like you guys would have any less scandals than I do if you were in the media as much as I am.

Reporter (impatiently): Ahem. Marvels?

(Both siblings look like deer in headlights while Freddy laughs at them. They both apologize in unison.)

(Captain then clears their throat, they look like they’re dreading this.)

Captain Marvel: I am terribly sorry for what I said about [62yo citizen]. I hadn’t intended to be rude, but I seemed as such because I had a gap in my…

Solomon (telling him what to say): …Knowledge. I was under the assumption that the average lifespan wasn’t much longer than a person’s 60s…

Captain (repeating what Solomon’s saying): I now know that, while once true, that information is outdated.

(Billy went on for three more minutes, only stopping because the DTC got too bored and people were starting to give him funny looks.)

[noritaro]

incredibly specific crossover aimed directly at me and me alone

[lovealwayssay]

There are only two people who love Dean Winchester more than I do: Castiel and Jensen Ackles

[pien-art]

you ever think about how in The Dragon Reborn Perrin and Loial have to go fishing and they suck at it and then Moiraine shows up and flexes her fish catching skills and she is actually laughing out loud when she catches them and she is having such a good time and she's teasing the boys ??? bc i do

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+ bonus bc i couldn’t help myself

[basil-the-bulbasaur]

Does it make me an ethogirl if I fished a matchbox out of the trash to make effo earrings

[larytello]

The highlight of my year was to find out McQueen's little #1 fan has a name and a mom who also has a name and is pretty much alive. I love that kid, she's unconditionally supportive and you have no idea how important of a role it played in my heart

Also we all know Blade would fight a Karen and it would be the kind of spectacle to watch while eating popcorn

[pollito-rod]

☆ - rodrik / pollito . he/him . 19 . animation student

this is my secondary tumblr page, main is @greatsaiyamaan, ONLY focused on my characters, original and fandom(s). i am mainly into pokemon, dragon ball, stardew valley and whatever catches my eye.

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#.rod says ; text posts & reblogs

#.pollitos scribbling ; art related

[zimtlees]

I don't know what to say... I don't usually draw Step and Putty, but it's okay........ I think shhdhsjkskdkjsmsk............. Okay...I TRIED MY BEST I SWEAR

[moeblob]

Harvey telling the farmer it's their time for the annual check up before knowing them for a year is always funny to me. But the fact I keep drawing Asmodeus♡ with a big mouth and fangs made me read the dialogue more like "that's scary, please stop" rather than "okay onto the next part".

Anyway, I have never drawn Harvey before so please enjoy my attempt. (gives him a lil gray. as a treat. to me. the gray is for me.)

[rizzybizzy]

Dragonformer Roddy design !

Young Hot Rod is a drake, fast, agile and equipped with fins in order to swim and catch fish. On his back are two skin panels made to catch the sun and warm him up when sunning, or to cool him down faster after using his fire breath.

Upon being struck by the magic of the Matrix his body grew in size, his panels became a pair of wings. Now more adapted to the sky than the water, he had to learn to fly and accept his destiny of leadership among the dragons of cybertron.

[spiritshaydra]

So

Galvatron’s Revenge right

Click below for a surprise <33 xoxoxo

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