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dopedillin · 2 years ago
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tomhardymyking · 28 days ago
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Did you know that...
𝗧𝗼𝗺 already worked with 𝗚𝘂𝘆 𝗥𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲 once? It was in the film 𝑹𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒏𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒂, and he plays 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗕𝗼𝗯 😏
He is currently filming his next series, 𝑭𝒊𝒙𝒆𝒓, as (𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲, 🤭) 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗗𝗮 𝗦𝗼𝘂𝘇𝗮, which will premiere in 2025 🙌🏻
For all the information about the series, you have a section in the link in my bio!
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¿Sabías que...
𝗧𝗼𝗺 ya trabajó con 𝗚𝘂𝘆 𝗥𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲 una vez? 👀 Fue en la película 𝑹𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒏𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒂, e interpreta a 𝗕𝗼𝗯, 𝗲𝗹 𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗽𝗼 😏
Actualmente está rodando su próxima serie, 𝑭𝒊𝒙𝒆𝒓, como 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗗𝗮 𝗦𝗼𝘂𝘇𝗮 (𝗲𝗹 𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗽𝗼, 🤭), que se estrenará en 2025 🙌🏻
Para toda la información de la serie, ¡tenéis un apartado en el enlace de mi biografía!
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potter-solomons · 2 years ago
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rose-like-the-phoenix · 2 years ago
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I don't want the strippers, OneTwo...
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Rocknrolla: OneTwo (Gerard Butler), Handsome Bob (Tom Hardy).
I love these idiots but someone desperately needs to explain to OneTwo that he can like both, though I can't exactly blame Bob for liking him 🥵
Taglist: @vvkingofgaybisciutsvv @thequeenofthewinter @thedevilshardy @mollybegger-blog @wandawiccan60 @cameleonhardyfan63 @inkwolvesandcoffee @liliac-dreamer @potter-solomons
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viideadlysyns · 2 years ago
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And can we talk about Handsome Bob Era Tom Hardy please?
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callmearcturus · 10 months ago
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i know a million people have probably talked about it but i fucking love Handsome Bob in RockNRolla and how everything around him is handled. I love he's just got this FACE that everyone is weak to, I love that One-Two is the ONLY one who doesn't know he's gay, I love how after the Mysterious Final Night together Bob is completely calm and chill with One-Two but One-Two is having.... this weirdass reaction??? that moment he sees Bob chatting up the lady at the party and just interrupts bc he can't help himself
Mumbles pointing out that Bob is by far the best of them all, and also basically asking Bob to honeytrap the lawyer AND THEN HE DOES AND HE DOES SO FUCKING WELL, THE FUCKING LAWYER IS LIKE 😍😍😍 its so good
and after One-Two gets over his weird almost jealous panic, everyone is back to being in love with Handsome Bob but now Bob can tell lil gay jokes with his pals
IT'S REALLY GOOD. I FORGOT HOW GOOD. thanks tom hardy.
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mwagneto · 5 months ago
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Have you ever watched RockNRolla (2008) directed by Guy Ritchie? Tom Hardy plays Handsome Bob 🥰 At the end of the movie they announced a sequel.... well, we're still waiting!! So unfair 😠 At least they're talking about starting to work on Sherlock Holmes 3..
oh i havent heard of it!! i cant lie i dont actually like guy ritchie's style that much (which is ironic i know) but i looked into this movie and it sounds pretty good so i might check it out at some point 😳 bruhh yeah the "there's gonna be a sequel" spiel MAN. eminem voice i dont believe that
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mister-eames · 11 months ago
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hey ash, if you are to choose from, which character TH has done would match most closely to eames backstory?
Good question!!! It's a tough choice but I think I would have to go with Handsome Bob in RocknRolla! I think it sets up young Eames nicely with a criminal backstory where it could splinter off into so many different directions to get to the Eames we all know and love (almost as much as Arthur) in Inception - I'm very fond of the fics where Eames and Arthur are in London and for some reason or another end up meeting up with One Two and Mumbles - and Arthur learning about "Handsome Bob" is always gold!!!
What about you - which would you choose?
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principexipetotec · 1 year ago
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Tom Hardy as Handsome Bob in “Rocknrolla” (film).
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dopedillin · 2 years ago
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naram--sin · 2 years ago
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When I first saw phantom of the opera I was a very sad very troubled 11 year old. I wrote an unfinished 40 chapter epic on quizilla which included lestat the vampire and full block quotes of evanescence lyrics. It was epic and attempt to give some empathy to the villain phantom because i always thought he deserved it
My fiance showed me rocknrolla which is starring gerard butler and tom hardy recently
You might remember that Tom hardy is basically my gender identity since mad max but also peaky blinders
Well they are a couple in that film
And it feels like sometimes I waited 20 yrs for someone to understand since 2004 phantom came out
And my one true love, my bisexual husband, showed me that the phantom had found love all along
With Mr handsome bob
My brain is rewiring as we speak
Mr husband. I love him. I'm gonna treat him so right
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cantsayidont · 4 months ago
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Haterat-n-Hollerata:
ROCKNROLLA (2008): Listless Guy Ritchie gangster movie about two Cockney hoods with names like DICK TRACY characters, One-Two (Gerard Butler, awful) and Mumbles (Idris Elba, barely present), who get scammed in a real estate deal with tycoon/crime lord Lenny Cole (Tom Wilkinson, perfunctory) and his lieutenant Archy (Mark Strong, who also narrates) and find themselves embroiled in a bigger scam involving a Russian billionaire (Karel Roden), his sardonic accountant Stella (Thandiwe Newton), One-Two's gay mate Handsome Bob (Tom Hardy), and Lenny's gay rock star stepson Johnny Quid (Toby Kebbell, the only one in the cast with any verve).
I've now watched this movie four times since its American debut, but the plot remains nigh-impenetrable even with Archy narrating the whys and what-fors, and for all its rapid-fire editing and self-conscious eccentricity, it's mostly unfunny, visually flat, and frustratingly dull. All that breaks the desaturated tedium are Ritchie's very awkward attempts to demonstrate that he's not homophobic (in the most homophobic ways possible) and an amusing scene in which two Russian gangsters flirt by showing off their respective scars. Ritchie does at least include one (1) female character with more than two lines of dialogue (Newton) — a red-letter day for a director deeply committed to the sausage fest — along with one of the most uncomfortably perfunctory straight sex scenes in the history of cinema. CONTAINS LESBIANS? It's a Guy Ritchie movie, which means it constantly struggles to remember that women exist at all. VERDICT: Arguably the weakest of Ritchie's British gangster films, a laborious, mean-spirited, unrewarding slog. The threatened sequel never materialized — just as well.
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belialjones · 8 months ago
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ao3feed-arthureames · 2 years ago
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The Wild Bunch
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/bLFxaYX
by AetherBunny
“What.” Cleo noticed his distraction and nudged him. “I know him. We used to be little shits together.” He pointed at the man. “Do you want to say hi?” She asked. “I do.”
 Sometimes the Inception fandom likes to make Handsome Bob into Robert Eames. And I thought, well why couldn't Mumbles be Robert DuBois then? Not a whole lot more to it than that, but the idea wouldn't leave me alone!
Words: 1078, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: RocknRolla (2008), Inception (2010), Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M, Other
Characters: Robert DuBois, Cleo Cazo, Handsome Bob (RocknRolla), Eames (Inception), Arthur (Inception), Mumbles (RocknRolla), Sebastian the Rat (DCEU)
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception), Handsome Bob & Mumbles, Cleo Cazo & Robert DuBois
Additional Tags: Old Friends, Short One Shot, Multiple Crossovers, Chance Meetings, Catching Up
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/bLFxaYX
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callmearcturus · 10 months ago
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Madre wanted to see RockNRolla again
I remembered this being gay bc Handsome Bob but I did not remember the REST of the queer shit
Also maybe the single greatest use of shaky cam in cinema history
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iamkatehardy · 6 years ago
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Shots (Handsome Bob x Reader) - Pt 2
Tags: @tiredoffeelinglost , @eap1935 , @ellar21 , @but--dear-this-is-not-wonderland , @titty-teetee , @sparklyreaderx , @iv-nyc
Warnings: Use of alcohol; Use of drugs; Smut, kinky smut
A/N: I don’t know how I feel about this, but I promised a smutty Pt 2, so here it is 😁😏 Hope you enjoy it, babes!
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Shots - Pt2
You had both drank too much, disinhibiting yourselves and getting to know each other’s bodies better as you danced. The beat, the music, the lights, the laughs…Suddenly everything about the surrounding environment made you feel more alive than you ever did before. The higher you got, the more energy coursed through your entire body, and whenever Bob touched you, you felt even more revitalized.
Shot after shot, the time seemed to be passing faster than normal, and he was flirty and sweaty, but seemed to need a break.
“You don’t get tired, do you?” – The music was loud, so he leaned down to whisper in your ear, his lips brushing softly in your ear in the process, making you tingle all over.
“We just got started!” – Pouting, you slid your hands under his jacket, first up his shoulder and then down off his arms, removing it. – “But you look like you need a break… And a drink!” – You wiped the sweat of his face with your uniform’s sleeve, before returning to the group.
“Bob, head honcho of handsomeness! – One Two slapped Bob’s shoulder, before wrapping one arm around it.
“I’ll take the compliment! You know you make me go weak at the knees when you turn on the charm full blast like that…” – Bob teased him. – “But let’s cut to the chase, you’re not trying to get some of this handsomeness, so what do you want from me?”
“You’re a straight shooter, gotta love that! You see that bombshell blonde, 8 o’clock?”
“I don’t even know where my 8 o’clock is right now!” – Confuse, because of the booze, Bob spun around, trying to figure out where the hell 8 o’clock was.
“Wrong side, mate…” – Laughing loudly, you spun him to the other side.
“Oh, yes, I see now.” – He  nodded in acknowledgement.- “ Let me guess! You tried, you fail, and now you want me to try.”
“Listen, you just need to get me her phone number!”
“No, you need to get her phone number! I’m not letting you use me again, unless you want to literally use me, that is.” – Bob roared in One Two’s face.
“It’s right, gentlemen, I’ve got it.” – You stated calmly
“What?! No, You’re drunk, and I’m pretty sure was checking men out, just a moment ago.”
“Wanna bet?!” – An expression of defiance crossed your face. – “My hunch is: you’re afraid I’ll do it, when you couldn’t… Guess what? I fuckin’ will!  Now watch and learn, my darlings.” – You smirked, before waking to the blonde standing near the bar.
Feeling confident, you approached her; leaning on the bar near her, you mumbled something in her ear, before her eyes roamed you from head to toe, with a flirtatious smile. She started playing with her hair, maintaining a sexy eye contact, as your hand slid down her back, until it was resting on her waist, bringing her closer before you whispered in her ear again. You bit your lip and she smiled, writing something on a napkin, along with a lipstick mark. With a victorious smile, you returned to your friends.
“I told you…” – Waving the napkin in front of One Two’s nose, an insufferable smirk played on your lips.
“Uniforms never fail! I’ll drink to that.” – Bob raised his glass before he gulped down the shot.
“You and the damn uniforms Bob… Anyway, I thought she was straight, man.” – One Two yanked the napkin out of your hands.
“She is… But then again, so is spaghetti, until it gets hot and wet.” – You devilishly smirked once again.
“Are you into girls?!” – Bob shot you a surprised look.
“The world is full of unlimited possibilities… That’s all I’m saying.” – Lifting your eyebrows, you took another shot.
“Excellent point!” – Bob smirked, as he narrowed his eyes.
“God, you’re just alike… Two little insatiable minxes!  But as a sign of my appreciation for your god results, I have a gift for you. Courtesy of our friend Cookie!” – One Two opened his palm, and you saw a handful of pills.
“Molly?” – You thoroughly studied them and he nodded. – “Fuck it. Tonight I am not turning down the gift.”- You took a pill, followed by another drink. – “Now, you won’t let me get high by myself, will you Handsome?” – Folding your arms, you sexily pouted at him.
“Absolutely not! What do you take me for?” – He mockingly sneered as he looked you up and down, before he popped a pill himself.
Another shot. You immediately felt the warmth blossom through you, leaving a pleasant heat in your stomach and cheeks; your heart fluttering, combined an intense need to touch and be touched. In no time, both of you felt more uninhibited, spontaneous, lively, and with a great willingness of dancing the night away together.
He took your hand, leading you to the dance floor again and dragging your body tighter to his; hand slid down from your waist, to firmly grasp your buttocks.
“Bob!” – You squealed in surprise, before punching his chest playfully, and a goofy grin spreads on his face. His body grinded against yours rhythmically, and your body moved in harmony with his, heating up with his every touch; for a moment you could’ve sworn his eyes were focused on your mouth, just as yours were on his.
Time seemed to pass quickly, one hour felt like a minute when you were hanging out with him; lighthearted, reckless, devil-may-care attitude, living urgently as if your next breath could be your last. When you finally came to your senses, looking for the rest of your friends, they were all gone.
“Where the hell did they go?” – Looking around the dimly lit room, you didn’t see any other familiar face.
“Home, probably.” – He checked the time on his watch, showing you as well.
“Well, that's my cue to skedaddle! It’s almost closing time anyways…”
“And how exactly are you planning to do that?”
“Driving?  I still have energy to burn, but not enough to get across town… As much as I’d like to, it’s not unlimited.” – A little laugh escaped your lips, followed by a shrug.
“What?! No. Are you crazy?!  We went off the deep end tonight, I’m not letting you drive, don’t even think about it.” – He tightened his hold on you, trying to stop you, while his free hand searched in your every pocket, looking for your car keys. He finally pulled the out of your reach.
“What are you doing?! Give me that back, now.” – Huffing in annoyance, you desperately tried to reach for the keys, that he kept triumphantly dangling in front of your face, but you couldn’t catch them. His grin was wider than ever, and he seemed somehow amused by the whole situation.
“You can crash at my house (Y/N), it’s just down the street from here. It’s not the Ritz, or Claridge’s…” – He stated with a solemn face that ultimately broke into another smile. – “Buuuuut it has Handsome Bob here, and that fact itself makes it a five star accommodation, right?” – He threw his arm around you, biting your cheek playfully.
“Yeah, right, Mr. Pain in the ass!” – You glared at him.
“Come, let’s go, soldier. Our mission here has been accomplished.”
“Idiot.” – Muttering under your breath, you slapped his arm playfully before you burst out laughing.
The walk home was not as quick as he had told you, but the high and his company made it slightly more bearable than you thought it would be.
When you got home, you threw yourself on his sofa, looking at your surroundings; the house wasn’t big, but it was pretty cozy, and surprisingly tidy, for what you’d expect from a hot mess like Bob. Your contemplation came to an end when Bob laid on the sofa, with his head on your lap.
“Should I show you our suite , milady?”
Our suite didn’t sound bad, considering that a) he was gay, and b) you wouldn’t mind sleeping with him at all, regardless of his sexual orientation.
“Sure.” – Tilting your head, you brushed your fingers across his temple, with a smile of approval.
You ended up staying like that a little while longer, and then they headed off to the bedroom.
“Is it to your liking?” – He questioned as he slowly took his shirt off.
The sight was indeed to your liking, but you quickly snapped out of it, realizing he was probably talking about the bedroom.
“Right now, any bed would be to my liking…” – You took your pants off, putting them on a chair in the corner. – “But thank you for your hospitality, your bed seems really comfy.” – Giggling, you nodded, with your hands on your hips, taking another look at the bed.
As he was taking off what was left of his clothes, he stared at you from the corner of his eye, watching you unbutton what was left of yours.
“You know…” - Before he could finish the sentence, you turned to face him and he approached you, inhaling deeply.
“Yes?”
“I still have some energy left… Maybe we could play a little bit before going to sleep.”
“What do you have in mind? There aren’t many games for two, but we’ll find something. But you ought to know, I can get very competitive while pla…”
“Play…” – He whispered in your ear, after tucking your hair behind it. His hand encircled your waist, pulling you closer.
“That pill messed with your head, you’re just high, Bob.” – Biting your lips, you hands ran over his chiseled chest.
“High doesn’t mean delusional. The world is full of unlimited possibilities, isn’t it?” – Smirking, his lips trailed down your neck, as his hand slid inside the edge of your panties. He heard your breath quickening, warm on his neck. – “So, do you want to play or not?” – He faced you, forehead resting on yours and his lips so close you could feel their warmth on yours. – “Hmm?” – You squirmed as his thumb stroked your clit in a slow circular motion.
Your mouth fell agape, a low moan escaping your lips, as you nodded in response to his question. You could feel yourself getting wetter and wetter with his touch, aching for more; he could feel it too, and he complied, sliding two of his wet fingers up and down your slit.
“Oh..” – You gasped, closing your eyes, and he reached for your lips, kissing you almost animally.
He picked you up, laying you on the bed, with a devilish smirk, before he savagely kissed you again. One of his hands grabbed a fistful of your hair, while the other got a rid of your panties, before he spread your legs and his fingers insatiably penetrated you once again. Your breath was quick and heavy against his lips, and waves of pleasure shot through you as he rubbed you and pumped his fingers inside you. You could feel yourself contract, sucking him deeper, a loud moan escaping your lips as you clutched the bedsheets with both hands, growing wetter until finally came. Exhaling slowly and loudly, you opened your eyes, letting go of the sheets; he was licking the tip of his fingers, tasting you before he came to kiss you once more.
“Fuck me…” – You laid your head to a side, panting.
“No, fuck me…” – Lying atop of you, he pressed his hardness against you. – “I want you to fuck me… With that uniform of yours… I want to feel you inside me.” – His breath was hot on the nape of your neck, and he started a trail of hungry passionate kisses that ultimately stopped on your lips.
You shot him a surprised look and a giddy laugh escapes his full lips. He got up, going through the drawers in his bedside table; in the bottom drawer, he found what he was looking for: a strap-on dildo, and a half-empty bottle of lube. You open your mouth to say something, multiple times, but you ended up saying nothing at all.
“I’ll help you putting it on! Now, the uniform…” – He threw you the jacket of your uniform, before coming back to bed.
“Wait, are you serious? I’ve never…”
“It will be fun…” – He bit your earlobe. – “I think you might even like it…”
He placed himself on all-fours on the bed; you rubbed the strap-on dildo, starting by its thick shaft, smearing lube all over it. Bob could feel the tip of the dildo against his ass; your hand gently guided the tip inside him with. He groaned loudly, and you could feel his body quivering under yours, as you slowly slid deeper inside him. Asking for more, he grabbed the sheet, biting the pillow softly to control his moans. With a wicked smile, you grabbed his buttocks, squeezing them tight and thrusting deeper into him. A feeling very close to ecstasy bloomed within him when you reached and stroked his prostate, his boner throbbing in sync with his quickened heartbeat.
“Turn around…” – You smacked a flattened palm on his butt.
“What?” – He turned his head to face you; he was sweating and breathing heavily.
“You heard me, babe.” – You stopped the thrusts, and your hands slid slowly up his back.
He nodded and laid back on the bed, you gave him a provocative smirk; grabbing the collars of your uniform, he pulled you for a deep passionate kiss. Your hands slid down to his slippery hard cock, and you started rubbing in a slowly, steady rhythm. Another moan escaped his lips, and you bit his lower lip playfully as you slid the dildo inside him again.
You kept hitting the right spot, and your hand went down to cup his balls, stroking them gently before you wrapped your hand around his shaft again. His loud moans filled the room, his voice growing raspy, and his muscles clenched as he tried to hold orgasm.
“I’m gonna come.” – He growled lowly, at the edge of climax.
You stopped thrusting and focused on stroking his cock harder, slightly faster; a few moments later, placing your thumb against his tip, you rub it slowly. You wanted to taste him as you made him cum, savor him; you tongue ran in tormenting slow motions his testicles, before it moved along his whole length. He could feel the provocative effect of your eyes glued on his. With a loud moan he placed the tip of his impatient cock on your lips, and you allowed him to thrust inside your mouth; within seconds you could taste his thick load across your tongue and swallowed it. He didn’t thought you would, but it was an incredibly pleasant sight, more than he expected.
“Nice shot...”
Before you knew it, he started taking what was left of your uniform off, and removing the strap-on, throwing everything on the floor. Grasping one of your breasts, his lips explored every bit of your skin.
“I thought female bodies didn’t interest you…” – You teased him, closing your eyes as his full lips slid across your neck.
“Shut up.” – Planting a desperate kiss across your lips, he placed your legs around his waist, the tip of his cock rubbing teasingly on your clit.
“Bob…” – You moaned lowly in his ear, heightening his desire to insane levels. His hardness, his smell, his touch, his kiss… Every little thing about him was driving you insane. – “I want you.”
He traced your wet folds with the tip of his cock; you could feel your insides lubricating more with each touch. You were hot, more than ready, and dripping wet, making it easier for him to slide his rock hard cock inside you. Your cheeks flushed pink, and you bit your lower lip, your whole body clenching in arousal. The rhythm of his thrusts increased, and his thumb rubbed your clit simultaneously, as fiery pleasure washed over your whole body. You dug your nails into his back, crying out in pleasure as he throbbed vigorously inside you; he was delighted to please you in such ways.
The blood rushed through your veins, your body arched against him and your toes curled, as pleasure engulfed your entire body. Bob’s husky moans filled your ears, at the same time he slammed his body against yours.
“Yes! Yes, baby! Don’t stop!” – You breathed in short gasps, and couldn’t help but letting out high-pitch moans.
Thrusting inside you as he pleased, his throbbing cock deliciously filled you, stroking the deepest places inside you, a slick wet abyss of pleasure he didn’t know he would love so much. Your walls squeezed around him tightly and you whimpered, as pure bliss took over your whole body.
He could see in your face that you were close, so he took his sweet time to make you come. You both climaxed and he collapsed on top of you, gasping for air, before he planted a slow gentle kiss on your lips. He kept inside you for some more minutes, feeling your heat, while taking the messy hair off your face; after exhaling loudly, you giggled.
“Wow.” – Lifting your eyebrows, you placed your hands his neck, bringing him closer and kissing him fervently.
Lying by your side, he growled happily, bringing you closer; nestling your head against his chest, you closed your eyes. His hand shyly reached for yours; when he felt you squeezed his in response, he smiled and kissed the top of your head, letting his lips rest there for the rest of the night
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