#rock lee bushy brow

[basilsimp43]

Gai: Kids! Kakashi and I are finally together!

Lee: I'm so happy for you Gai-Sensei!!

*Neji and Tenten just quietly processing the information*

Neji: ...why him?

Tenten: I second that can't you have taste atleast in men Sensei??

[reccd]

Naruto, Chapter 38

[nu-thenexthokage]

Rock Lee's got this!

[honeykngdom]

I went down a rabbit hole of Team Gai content and am having feelings for Lee …

[bomber-grl]

Rock Lee Relationship hc —✩𓏲⋆.🍵✮˚

Pairing(s): Rock Lee x Gn!Reader

Bro is down bad for you, I don’t make the rules

Yknow how he was automatically smitten with Sakura and sent her those weird kisses?

Yea well it’s you, not her

I have two ways I imagine rock Lee being when trying to get with you

He’s either bold and unapologetic about his feelings, he wants you to know how you make him feel!

Or he’s still unapologetic, just shy and more giddy if anything, just at the thought of you

Honestly I’d like to think hes a combination of both

Like at first he’s terribly direct to the point where Tenten is seriously considering giving some advice

Which she does end up doing

He ends up confessing his more than obvious feelings for you with an over dramatic blush and is honestly so sweet

He even has some flowers

You end up accepting and so commences your relationship

If you have some sort of friendship with Naruto he’d ask you if you were seriously dating “bushy brows”

💀 blud can’t even be saying anything when Sakura won’t even give him the time of day (in the anime)

The only people are aren’t really shocked at your relationship is everyone

Yea, everyone

I mean lees devotion to you before you even got together was enough.

Anyway, if you’re more of bold person whose affectionate then Lee is more than delighted

He relishes in the hugs and any sort of affection that you give him.

Honestly I can imagine him trying to be like the gigga chads and stuff 💀

Man just loves you Alr?

In front of you he’s pretty outright giddy but when you’re not looking? Down bad

He’s literally giggling about what you do and say- not exactly to anyone in particular but his teammates and guy are there to witness it anyway

Guy is supportive, tenten lowkey regrets giving him advice and Neji just wants Lee to shut up

Rock lee is lowkey always open with his affections with you

He’s always determined just in general

Which is where you come in

Honestly another possibility of how you two got together

Lee is strong, don’t get me wrong

But the “power of youth” and some flimsy leg warmers aren’t always going to keep him safe

If you’re a ninja and you’re worried about him then he just argues that you can protect him, and him you

Him protecting you is so true no matter who you are- civilian, ninja, whatnot

Literally the only way anyone could ever get to you would be over his dead cold body

Not that he’d let whoever is coming at you to even kill him in the first place

If you’re a ninja he likes to train with you

I was honestly torn between him not wanting to spar with you or him really wanting to and going all out

I’m certain he’d do the latter

You’re a ninja and you’re both trying to improve, so ofc he’d put his all into it

And if you’re not one and you’re a civilian then he’d more than happy to incorporate you into his training

He’d probably have you sit on his back while he does pushups or something similar 😭

Love wise, lee is so passionate

The moment you get together he’s legit never letting go and is seriously devoted to you

I wouldn’t even be surprised if Lee bought an engagement ring before you started even dating

He’s always bringing you gifts, food and making sure you take care of yourself

He’s very serious and determined to take care of you even if you’re fully capable

And if you try to do the same?

Flustered to the max

He gets really flustered when you kiss him too 😭

I wouldn’t be surprised if his soul almost detached the first time you did.

[inside-lees-mind]

Anything with Lee with a super masc female s/o 🙏🙏 she has a wolfcut/short hair, has tattoos, peircings and dresses in baggy men’s clothes (she’s super nice tho). Maybe how Lee is with her and how the other Konoha 11 react to it? Maybeee some nsfw too if she’s a dom?? Love your writing!

Rock Lee with a Super Masc Fem! S/O

Thank you for the request!

NSFW at the bottom!

When this boy decides he likes you, that’s final. He likes you.

So when he saw you, doesn’t matter what everybody else thinks. If they love you, great! If they don’t, he does!

Sooooo even if some might judge your appearance or not be interested, Lee certainly doesn’t. He’d rather just compliment everything about you. Everything.

At first, depending on how you two meet, you might be a little startled. He declared his “love” for you right away.

And you were shocked, maybe even alarmed.

He’s fascinated by your piercings. He wants to know where you got them! How many do you have?? Did they hurt??

Luckily for him, you’re not as mean to him as Sakura was by any means! In fact, you’re really nice, even if you don’t agree to be his partner immediately.

When he notices your tattoos, he’s also asking how many you have of those and what they mean to you.

Let’s say it takes a little bit, but you give bushy brows a chance. (He deserves a chance fr)

So now let’s say the two of you have been going out for a while.

If your clothes are baggy, trust me, he wants to borrow them. He’ll be the bf wearing his partner’s clothes ANYDAY. Give him your hoodie, or hell, your jeans. He’ll wear them.

If you’ve been together for a long time, he starts talking about wanting matching tattoos. (That’d be his first tattoo)

He constantly tells you how your short/wolf cut hair frames your face SO well. Even far into the relationship, he’s constantly complimenting your hair, your piercings, your face, your strength, and how nice you are too.

Even if you were mean, he probably would have called you an angel anyways. But he appreciates just how sweet you are to him.

NSFW

He’s down bad for you. No joke.

I can see him being the type to just come home, had a long day, and does he want to wet his dick? No. No he begs you to sit on his face.

If y’all have ever seen Rock Lee and his Ninja Pals, you’d know that Lee is kind of a perv….

So trust, he’s been thinking about this all day. Once this boy gets a taste, there is no turning back.

After all, you taste so good he could cum in his pants before he ever gets them off just from eating you out.

He whimpers. Next question.

It doesn’t take much to ride him into a blabbering, panting mess. He’s got so much stamina, but so little restraint and tolerance. He’s a MESS.

He’s very submissive with you.

I think he’d try to be in charge a few times, but it’s hard to be in charge when you just can’t handle small touches without shuddering and begging for more.

He’d just forget he’s supposed to be in charge, so it’s best to just stay in charge of things yourself.

If you’re like into like domming him, I could see him being a bit of a brat from time to time. Like how he purposely PLANS to use forbidden jutsu in the past, knowing the consequences. He’d be a brat on purpose, then take his punishment politely.

He’s got a high libido.

And like I said, a bit more silently a perv. Respectfully, in comparison to other guys. But this leads to him being willing to go for quickies in semi-public places like the bathroom or something if you’re willing.

I always think he’d look so pretty if he was overstimulated or denied his orgasm too many times. He’d beg to cum, or beg you to stop because he just can’t take it. He’s shaking at this point.

You two would need a safe word or color system (or both) because he cries for you to stop, but he doesn’t mean it so in order to know that, you’ll need the safe word to be a thing.

Sometimes, if you dom, he’ll act like a brat and punish himself pretty much immediately by saying he must make you cum as many times as you ask. Then tells you to give him a number. (Be realistic for your own body because he WILL follow through 😀)

Some of that nsfw was a little outta pocket. Sorry yall. I’m in love with this man. 😭

[chaosnojutsu]

Who *Should* Have Died From The Konoha ~12 Instead Of The One Who Did

rules:

we’re assuming they die under the same circumstances as the other guy

each one listed would have a complete storyline and their death would further the immediate plot as well as the overall narrative

i’m not “just picking characters i don’t like”

i do not condone killing characters for the sake of shock value but am considering shock as a legitimate tool in generating impact of a character’s death

miss me with “[redacted]’s death was a tragic result of the shinobi system” because no it was not. if that were true you could sub out [redacted] for any other child soldier and get the exact same impact. we know exactly why they were chosen and it’s got an (insufficient) explanation irl and in-universe.

#3. Sai

Motivation: Friendship

First of all, imagine the shock value from killing one of THE Team Kakashi members.

Cool. Now imagine Naruto’s shock at Sai sacrificing himself for him.

Sai overanalyzes normal human interaction to the point of not understanding it. He reads books about how to befriend people. He still doesn’t understand it all the time but friendship is coming more naturally to him these days. What he does understand is that Naruto is the only chance of winning this war, and he’s down, and the enemy is aiming for him, and Hinata is trying to stop them but she’s on the ground, the spears are in the air and so is Sai, and Naruto is his friend.

He doesn’t need to think about it much deeper than that.

Now imagine Sasuke “What Does ‘Friend’ Mean To You” Uchiha witnessing this, witnessing Naruto’s reaction, and the further effects this may have on his character. After all, Sai was his replacement. If Naruto feels this strongly about losing someone who was decidedly not him but his friend and teammate nevertheless then… maybe.

#2. Rock Lee

Motivation: Youth

Regardless of *how* this one plays out, no one wants to watch the determined, precious, comedic relief die; no one who’s watched this far into the show wants Rock Lee specifically to die. Huge impact already. But we can make it super duper sad because he deserves a memorable death. I see it going one of two ways.

One: Hinata doesn’t even have the time to try to shield Naruto because Rock Lee is faster. Ten-Tails barely launches the attack and Lee’s already taken/attempted to counter the hit. Perhaps this is his eight gates moment. Similar to Sai, Rock Lee would cite the power of friendship in his dramatic death speech, but he also was just… doing his duty. Truly, if you’re in the “Neji was just another tragic child soldier” camp, Rock Lee is the prime example of what I mean when I say you could sub in any child soldier, which I know sounds paradoxical but stay with me. Rock Lee’s entire personality is training harder than anyone else to benefit a system that will ultimately result in his death. If you want to make a point about child soldiers and needless lives lost, Rock Lee is the one to kill.

Two: Rock Lee doesn’t shield Hinata. He shields Neji. But not necessarily on purpose. The scene plays out exactly as written up to the moment Neji activates his byakugan, and the next frame isn’t him falling to the ground, it’s Rock Lee. The usually-somewhat-reserved Neji is devastated, probably in tears, demanding to know why he would do something like this. Rock Lee coughs up a bit of blood. “I was faster than you.” Smile. “I finally beat you…” Serene eyes fall shut. “…rival.”

And now imagine Naruto’s reaction to losing Bushy Brow. Imagine him watching Gai be brought to his knees by a blow that didn’t physically touch him. Imagine Madara incorrectly perceiving that. The implications. The foreshadowing.

#1. Shino

Motivation: Legacy

I’m gonna be real, the writers were never gonna kill off Rock Lee like that, which is the biggest reason Shino has taken the crown as Most Worthy Of A Tragic Death in my book.

This dude has a connection to both Naruto and Hinata (making him equally as good a sacrifice as Neji if that’s the canon criteria). However, unlike most other (male) characters, Shino isn’t shown to have a particularly close friendship with Naruto. The one recurring joke around Shino is that he’s so irrelevant even Naruto can’t remember his name.

But he is good friends with Hinata. And he knows she’ll spend the rest of her life miserable if Naruto dies, and that if she dies right now she will never have gotten her life’s greatest wish.

So Shino goes out in a blaze of glory, and we’ll probably insert something about how Naruto has somehow secretly inspired him all along— or maybe something cynical about how he always wanted to be included by Naruto but never was unless Kiba or Hinata were around, so he’s sacrificed himself to maintain the livelihood of everyone else while not “losing” that friendship himself— and we of course get the touching moment with Hinata (oh just imagine the drama if Shino lay dying and told Hinata “Why did I protect you? It’s simple. The reason is… for the same reason you protected him.” and we find out that the huge secret crush of the show was not Hinata toward anyone, but Shino toward Hinata, never confessing because he knew it would be futile).

Good luck forgetting his name now, Naruto. Now no one will ever forget about Shino Aburame.

[geekthefreakout]

The GaaNaru Letters (part 3/?)

Part 1 Part 2

Dear Gaara,

I'm back in the village. You were right-- it was Tsunade that Pervy Sage was talking about. She's an old hag, but really strong. Oh, and Pervy Sage's name is Jiraiya. He's the one who taught me how to summon toads! He's supposed to be a legendary ninja, but he's really just a pervert.

Orochimaru-bastard was trying to get at Granny Tsunade too. We had to fight him, and it was my second time almost getting eaten by a giant snake. It was so gross!! But on the bright side, I mastered this awesome new jutsu that Pervy Sage taught me. It's called 'rasengan'. The old hag thought it was too tough for me to do, but I bet her I could master in in a week AND I DID! How awesome am I right now? I want to try it against your sand next time we see each other.

What I didn't have time to say last time is that your dad sucks. A lot. I know he's dead and everything and you're not supposed to say bad things about dead people, but what you said about him just makes me so angry!! How is it your fault that your mom died when you were born? Babies can't do anything about stuff like that. And it's not like you signed up for Shukaku either. What a jerk!

Bushy Brows is doing better now that Granny is here. She's doing a surgery for him, and then he can really get back on his feet. Everyone is doubting that he can be a shinobi again, but they're wrong. He won't stop until he's back in fighting shape, I know it. Sasuke woke up today, but he hasn't said anything yet. That bastard better fix his attitude soon, because he's upsetting Sakura-chan with his sulking.

I don't know why those guys are after us. Were you able to get your sensei to look into it? Also, how are things going with your siblings? It's good that they don't want to hit you. Family shouldn't hurt each other. You asked if they could be blamed for resenting you and I think... I don't know, kinda? I think they should know that your dad was so unfair to you. Even if you were scary, they're still your family, and if they weren't gonna give you a chance then why should you give them a chance, you know? But it sounds like they're giving you one now?

Sincerely, Naruto Uzumaki

PS: It doesn't count as you kicking my ass because you're the one who backed down! :p

Naruto Uzumaki,

I would like you to elaborate on the giant snake.

It is astounding to me that you refer to two of the measurably greatest ninja of our time as "old hag" and "Pervy Sage." I suppose the saying that familiarity breeds contempt is true-- though you don't seem to regard them with contempt. Tsunade has reached out to the council here in the Sand, and work is underway to repair the relationship between our two villages.

I am interested in this new jutsu. Your repertoire seemed somewhat limited when we fought, though it does not seem to be a problem for you with the amount of chakra you have. And, of course, I should not speak too much- I use my sand almost exclusively in battle.

I do not know Uchiha well, but I know his eyes. I know what silence means with them. Be careful with him, Naruto.

My siblings are... well. Giving me a chance, as you say. Kankuro has made a point of asking me to train with him. Well, he says train with him, but it is more him demonstrating his puppets to me. I have smashed many of them in the past, but I no longer wish to do so. He is very proud of them, and he should be-- ninja puppets require fine chakra control, and he is very skilled. I never noticed how skilled before. It is as though I am seeing him with new eyes. Temari has introduced me to her ferret summons, and has taken to preparing juice for Kankuro and I when we return from training. Kankuro complains that she is treating us like children, but is always happy for his juice. He contradicts himself like this often, I've noticed.

I am strangely grateful for your sentiments regarding my father. It is probably best that you do not speak them to my siblings, however.

Does Rock Lee hate m I had Temari tell Baki that she'd heard rumors about the Akatsuki, and the council is investigating. No one will know where she actually heard the rumors from. Now that our villages are collaborating, hopefully we will be sharing information freely as it comes.

I went for a walk as the sun set last night, and came to a noodle shop. The owner saw me and closed the windows. I have frightened her before. A child's ball landed at my feet. I saw him looking for it. I kicked it back towards him, and he thanked me. His mother pulled him away, but did not stop him from waving goodbye. Is this hope? I do not want to keep fostering fear within my village, but even my presence terrifies most of them. I cannot help but wonder- what would you do in place, Naruto Uzumaki?

Sincerely, Gaara of the Desert

PS: What does " :p " mean?

Dear Gaara,

The giant snakes are from Orochimaru. He's a FREAK with them. The first time was in the Forest of Death during the Chunin exam- that evil bastard had snuck in and attacked us. That's when he gave Sasuke that curse mark on his neck. The second time was when I was with Pervy Sage and Granny Tsunade. I broke a bone that time-- the snakes were so, so, so big. Like bigger than buildings! And slimy inside.

Sasuke has been acting kind of weird since the curse mark thing, and now he's acting even weirder. I guess it kind of makes sense. This isn't classified or anything so I can tell you- one of the Akatsuki that attacked me was Sasuke's brother, who also killed his whole clan! Having that happen when he was little is a big part of why Sasuke is such a jerk. But I understand him, you know? He was left alone. And Itachi's sharingan eye is different from Sasuke's and scrambled his head and that's why Granny Tsunade had to help him.

Sasuke is angry about Itachi, is what I'm saying. Even more than usual. If I can get him to sit and talk to me, I think maybe I should tell him about why his brother was after me. Sasuke and Sakura-chan don't know about Kyuubi, no one my age does. I guess I'm kind of scared to tell them. Even though they're my teammates and I trust them, I just don't want them to look at me different. But Sasuke is so angry. Is that what you meant by being careful with him? Sasuke wouldn't ACTUALLY hurt me, you know? Not any more than I would hurt him if we fought!

You use a lot of big words-- I had to look up "repertoire". Also- hey! There's lots of different uses for shadow clones, you know. I don't think it should count as limited. Also learning new jutsu is kind of hard for me, so I just try to get really really food at the ones I am good at. Besides, you also saw my summoning jutsu! And you didn't see my Sexy Jutsu.

Also, I don't feel contempt at all. I just tell it like it is. I had to look that one up too.

About people being afraid of you- I think a lot of the time, people are scared of things that are bigger than them, or things that they don't understand. People hate that sometimes. Lots of people in the village hates me, and it used to be lots more when I was younger. But little by little I'm getting people to see me. It all started with Mr. Ichiraku at the Ramen stand. Then Sasuke and Iruka-sensei. Just show them that you're not a monster. And to show them, you have to let them see you. I guess if I were you, I'd be pretty hurt. But I would go back to the noodle shop and buy noodles. Or maybe go find another place where they let me in and eat there. Then people can see that I'm not so bad! If you're not so mysterious, there's not a lot to be scared of.

There are some people who like mysterious. Like all the girls who think Sasuke is cute because they aren't around him enough to know that he's an asshole under those cheekbones.

Sincerely, Naruto Uzumaki

PS: :p is me sticking my tongue out! I wanted you to know since you can't see my face. I hope I can see your face again sometime!

Part 4

[do-i-look-like-a-doctor]

okay but the Naruto universe is so fucking weird yet funny if you explain it and question it.

first, you have this lil orphan broke kid ninja boy named after a fishroll. then, you have an emo kid who acts like he got parents and a good way in life despite the fact he’s equally as much of an orphan as Mr. Broke-Blonde-Bitch. THEN you have this normal chick with pink hair who signed up for absolutely none of this nonsense yet got dragged into it. tell me why it’s these three against the world yet none of them can function together? it’s like watching ferrets hyped up on PCP fight over raw spaghetti noodles. dont even get me started when they were in school together, i can bet every person here 6 cents that at some point Sakura aka Ms. Fuckall got tired of Naruto and Sasuke’s bullshit and just tried to abandon them at an animal shelter.

speaking of school and general tomfoolery, why was the dude in charge of these three young squishy brained freaks the most depressed 20 something year old creature on the planet? i will admit, Kakashi is attractive and a great dude. he is so iconic, he misses his old team, and it’s clear he wanted best for his Group of Weird Children but he also reads porn all day and his mask probs smells like cheap aftershave.

if i was a 13 year old ninja child and i saw my sensai (who’s name sounds like cashew) doing all that i’d assume im either about to learn a sick ass skill (how to not cope with emotional trauma properly) or im about to get my ass handed to me. or im about to dropout.

back on track. so you’ve got orphan #1, orphan #2, Ms. Get-Me-Out-Of-Here, and Emotionally Repressed Man in one team. what do the kids do? beef for like 3048384 episodes. what does Kakashi do? try to teach them the power of friendship the entire damn series. oh, and let’s not forget that Naruto apparently has a demon fox inside him because of course he does.

anyways, once the team gets good at teaming they haul off to take their lil ninja exams. who do they meet? some kid named Gaara with smudged eyeliner and shaved brows. he’s a red-head, that’s cute. oh and he can control sand and tries to kill every child in the exams because his dad is a piece of shit hipster. who else do they meet? a kid named Rock Lee who can kick really hard, a girl named Tenten who wishes for all of us to stfu, and poor Neji who can’t keep doing this. there’s also some guy named Guy. yeah, the chunin exams nearly flop because Gaara doesn’t know how to act right.

all this is happening but the pivotal of it all? Sasuke decides to be extra emo and FUCKS OFF TO KILL HIS HALF BLIND SICKLY OLDER TWINK BROTHER.

then, Naruto decides he wants to harness his powers and FUCKS OFF WITH AN OLD ASS BUSHY HAIRED MAN WHO WRITES PORN. Jiraiya needs to be studied on a microscopic spiritual level. he is why SCP’s exist.

who let these kids out? i told you all not to feed the animals and look what happened. now theres beef between a group of kids and the akatsuki.

oh and the akatsuki?? don’t get me started. wtf is that. why is this group of fucked up people with weird powers who are being led by a ginger hive mind of corpses just wandering around? and why is Weasel, aka Itachi, in the middle of it with his goofy explosive hypnotic eyeballs? i want them all put down.

so you’ve got the evil eldirch horrors in the streets. thats fine. Naruto gets put into a new gang cuz Kakashi has to hospitalized. cool, whatever. Naruto decides to start hutning down his rogue boyfriend alongside Sakura, who became a sickass ninja doctor, along with his new sensei Yamato. wonderful… THEN SOME BITCH NAMED SAI SHOWS UP.

DO NOT GET ME STARTED.

what is that? why is it emo? why is its tongue tattooed? put it back outside bro i stg. i love him so much.

everything is just everywhere in this anime bro I can’t. Sasuke is no where to be seen, Naruto is doing fuckall across the world with his groupie, Kakashi is lowkey sad again cuz his kids are gone, and Sakura can barely breathe without issues occurring.

not just that but the twink brother named Weasel is being stupid and enables his own murder. yeah he basically wants Sasuke to come for his ass. meanwhile, Naruto comes home bigger, better, older but still broke and full of fox demon. still, not a single soul except his friends and teachers like him. shit gets even more wild, it becomes knock-off Cheetah Girls vs. The World.

girl i gotta go before i hurt someone. see yall in part 2.

(all of this is heavily unedited, apologies for mistakes)

[duckymcdoorknob]

𝓣𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓸𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓭𝓪𝔂 13: 𝓢𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓐𝓽𝓽𝓪𝓬𝓴

Alright 3 more and I’ll be halfway done.

I can dooooo thisssssss

Tags: @chrimsss @ticklish-n-stuff @giggly-squiggily @sleepysheepytea (another naruto one!!)

—Ngl this do have tickles under the cut—

While Neji was glad that he was fitting into his team, the… over-enthusiasm from his bushy-browed teammate was proving to be a bit much. He has a great fondness for his cohorts, and he wouldn’t trade them for the world, but sometimes Lee was just too much to handle.

So when Neji tried to have an… important conversation, he wasn’t quite expecting the Taijutsu user to get the jump on him.

The long-haired male was having a calm conversation with his other teammate, a burning question on his mind.

He had to get it out before their Sensei returned, or before Lee made an appearance. As soon as he opened his mouth, a pebble hit the back of his head. “Ow. what the-“

Another stone tried to collide with his head, but instead was caught effortlessly and ground to dust between the Hyuga’s fingers.

A menacing giggle was heard from a nearby bush. “Dammit, Lee! I’m trying to have an important conversation here!” He turned back to Tenten, “Sorry about that, what I wanted to ask was-“

A sudden battle cry turned both of their heads to the left. A joyful Rock Lee was speeding toward them, a smile of menace on his face. Neji grabbed Tenten by her shoulders and jumped to the side. The taijutsu user skidded to a halt as Neji cleared his throat and removed his hands. “Sorry.”

Tenten giggled. “You two are too funny. So, what did you need?”

“Perhaps you could meet up with me at another time? It seems that a certain someone won’t let me have any kind of decent conversation without butting in.” he accentuated his words through grit teeth. “It’s nothing to be worried about, just something I figured I should ask about.”

“Oh! Sure thing. Let’s meet back here later.”

‘Later’ Lee thought, ‘but when is later?’ 

As the girl left, Rock Lee drew little shapes into the dirt below him, having just previously found a stick. A shadow was cast upon him. Looking up, he smiled. “Oh Hello, Neji!”

“Lee… care to tell me what that was for?�� If looks could kill, Lee would’ve been six feet under by now.

“I was just simply engaging with you two in fun, youthful activities!”

“I was hoping to have an important conversation with her,” the Hyuga hissed.

“What kind of conversation?”

Neji stiffened, “N-None of your concern.”

“Ohhh come on, tell me! Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!” With every plead for information, the taijutsu user poked at his teammate’s sides.

“H-Hey! Lee! St-stohohop that-“

“Ohoho! Was that laughter I’ve just heard from you, Neji?”

The Hyuga’s eyes widened a bit. “Whatever you’re planning, don’t you dare. I will not be embarrassed by you twice in one d-ahahay. Lehehehee!”

Neji was interrupted by Rock Lee pinching his sides quickly. Every pinch would lead the long-haired male to squirm to one side, only to be met with another pinch on that same side.

“Lehehehee!”

“Yes?”

“Dohohont dohoho thihihis!”

“There is nothing wrong with the youthful glow of laughter, dear teammate! I’m simply helping you to enjoy your youth!”

“Ihihihits Nohohohot hehehehelpihihing,” Neji grabbed at his teammate’s wrists, only for the latter to push right through. The two toppled to the ground, Lee kneeling at the prostrated male’s side.

“For someone whose jutsu relies on his hands, your grip is quite weak.” Lee reported as he skittered his fingers on the Hyuga’s lower back.

“Wohohohould yohohohou stohohohop thahahat?”

Lee beamed as he moved his hands up to Neji’s underarms, going for the kill. “I must get you to laugh freely! Come ooooon, Neji!” The taijutsu user cooed.

“LEHEHEHEE! STOHOHOHOP THIHIHIS!”

“Aha! I’ve found it!” he reported as he continued his ticklish assault. “See how much fun you’re having now?”

A blush rose to Neji’s cheeks. “IHIHIHIM NOHOHOT HAHAHVIHIHING- NGH LEHEHEHEE STOHOHOHOP!”

“Are you sure? I know you well, Neji. You have a lot more stamina, and you aren’t even sounding tired yet.”

Damn! Lee read him like a book! Nothing could make this situation any w-

“Am I interrupting something?”

Lee’s head snapped to the right and he locked eyes with Tenten, his smile growing. “Oh hello, Tenten! I was just showing Neji how youthful it is to have a good laugh!”

“TEHEHENTEHEHEN? OKAHAHAHAY LEHEHEHEE! EHEHENOHOHOUGH!”

The tickle attack stopped and Neji laid in the grass, panting with a smile on his face. Tenten appeared above him, offering him a hand.

Neji sheepishly took it, rising to his feet. “Sorry about that.”

“No, don’t be. It was… charming to see that side of you,” she beamed. “I wanted to come back because we never decided on when to meet back up!”

“Oh, right.” Neji cleared his throat. “Well, I’ll just go ahead and ask now… I suppose… um, well-“

He paused to shove Lee’s face away, given that the latter tried to butt into the conversation. With hand over the taijutsu user’s face, Neji sputtered out his question. “W-Would you per-perhaps want to join me on a da- outing sometime?”

The girl’s face flushed as she grinned. “I’d love to.”

As the two locked eyes, Lee cheered behind them, jumping about excitedly.

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[cornflowersandspoons]

If Rock Lee lived in modern times, he would be like, sooooooo good at modelling. Like, he's super flexible and athletic so he could hold any pose for forever, he can fight and keep his balance while completely wasted so he'd have no problem with heels, or walking the runway. He has huge eyes and the longest eyelashes, his hair is super strong and thick, and he already knows how to style it, and even tho he has extra bushy brow, there is not a single stray hair around them, plus that's a trademark right there.

Also, he's already rocking that green bodysuit, imagine if he got some ppretty clothes, he would absolutely slay.

[reccd]

Naruto, Chapter 37

I loved this scene in the anime and now I've found it in the manga <3

[meccentric]

Idk if anyone has already talked about this in the Naruto fandom, specifically between the Rock Lee fans. But it's been on my mind so much, so I'm going to tell you about it.

Imagining Rock Lee as a female in the cast gives me shivers because of the possibilities. I don't think you would have to change anything about the attitude, the struggle, the jumpsuit, honestly just the whole shabang.

Imagine her having the same struggles but the stigma is even higher. She's a disabled ninja (can't use ninja magic) and also she's a weak woman. On top of that she is odd and not conventionally beautiful. But instead of conforming to society's echoing expectations of her (like striving to look nice for men or something), she doesn't care. She cares about herself, her progress and her mission in life. She'd have to work even harder than a male Rock Lee I figure, to get the same result! People make fun of her looks all the while but she doesn't care because it's about POWER. They call her weird but she doesn't care. Against all odds she becomes one of the strongest Jonin, and the strongest Tai Jutsu User after Gai. She is buff, she is cringe and she is incredibly successful. She has equal respect for friend and foe still, despite the world's efforts to slow her down. Every fight is one fought out of respect for the arts of fighting! Of course she would fall in love with Sakura, which adds some lesbian drama (speaking of the time Naruto was created, there wasn't much acceptance for that stuff) but despite the rejection and possibly bullying, she still manages to make Sakura and everyone be in awe of her regardless. Literally nothing would change if he was a girl instead, except for the added drama around her gender (which says something about gender equality and how necessary it is but I digress).

I may have to edit this later because this was typed in a hurry at work and my mind is frazzled and filled with bushy browed buff lesbians...

[ask-author-luffy]

Yes the best beetle ever!

I NOW ANNOCE THE BEETLE OF LUCK! AKA ROCK LEE THE BUSHY BROWED BEETLE!

Everyone will be amazed by said beetle. Or at least I hope so 🪲

EVERYONE WILL BE.

He is my friend now. We're having soft tacos later. Wait, would Sanji know how to make those?? wait, I haven't even met the guy yet.

*sigh* soon, Rock Lee, soon...

[bleachanimefan1]

Desert Flower Part 6

The Chunin Exams Part 2,

"A fight, right now?" Sasuke asked him.

"Don't you think you should save your energy when it comes a time to fight?" Yuri spoke, trying to talk them both out of it.

"Yes, I am sure." Lee hopped down from the railing, landing front of the group, facing Sasuke. "My name is Rock Lee. When you want to know a person's name you should introduce yourself, right?"

Sasuke smirked. "Sasuke Uchiha."

"I want to fight you. I have to test my techniques against the offspring of the genius ninja clan. And also..." Lee glanced over a Yuri, who blinked at him confused. Then her eyes widen, and she made a disgusted face.

"I don't like Sasuke. He's alright, but no."

"What do you mean, he's just alright? He's amazing!" Sakura exclaimed.

"For you, maybe." Yuri murmured, sarcastically. Sakura glared at her.

"Challenging me, already knowing that I'm an Uchiha. You're a fool. You're going to find out what the name means, bushy brows." Sasuke told Lee. Lee smirked back, getting into a fighting stance.

"Please."

"Wait!" Naruto shouted.

"Naruto?" Yuri questioned. Naruto frowned with a serious look in his eyes.

"I'll take care of bushy brows. It'll only take five minutes." He spoke.

"It is not you who I wish to fight. It's Uchiha." Lee spoke.

"Damn it! I'm sick hearing about Sasuke!" Naruto shouted and he charged at Lee. Lee still didn't move from his spot. Just as Naruto was about to punch him, Lee quickly stepped to the side. Naruto was knocked off balance, stumbling on his feet a little. Then Naruto tried to throw a kick at Lee, but Lee grabbed Naruto's leg.

"Leaf Hurricane!" Lee threw Naruto, sending him rolling hard on the floor, crashing into the wall. 

"Naruto!" Yuri shouted. On the floor, Naruto stared at Lee in disbelief. Lee turned back towards Sasuke, getting into a fight stance again.

"I'll say it again. You guys can't defeat me. Because, right now, I'm the Leaf's strongest Genin."

"Sounds fun. I'll do it." Sasuke started to walk towards Lee. Sakura saw the clock on the wall.

"Sasuke, don't! We only have 30 minutes to get to the exam room!" She shouted. Sasuke ignored her.

"I'll be done in five minutes." And he charged at Lee. Lee braced himself, getting ready. 

"Spinning Leaf Whirlwind!" He quickly dodged Sasuke's punch, jumping into the air, then landed a kick. Sasuke moved his arms to block Lee's kick. Then Lee delivered another kick, hitting Sasuke in the face, knocking him back.

"Sasuke!" Sakura shouted in worry. Sasuke got on to his feet again, wiping his lip. Lee smirked. Sakura's eyes widen and so did Yuri's when they saw Sasuke's eyes had changed. They had turned red with a ring, a circle and three swirls.

"Sharingan." Yuri murmured. Sasuke charged at Lee again, fast. But Lee was quicker and delivered another kick, kicking Sasuke straight into the air. Strange. Yuri noticed that Lee hadn't been using Ninjutsu or genjutsu this entire time, only Taijutsu.

"My techniques are neither ninjutsu nor genjutsu." He quickly jumped into the air, getting behind Sasuke.

"Shadow Leaf Dance!" He grabbed Sasuke. "They say that the Sharingan has the ability to reveal all types of Ninjutsu, Genjutsu and Taijutsu. It is true that by reading Ninjutsu and Genjutsu, chakra is needed to be raised and seals to be performed. You get an advantage through Sharingan but Taijutsu is a little different. Even if you can read my movements, your body does not have the speed to react to my Taijutsu. Basically, even if you can see it, if your body can't move, then it's useless." Lee started to undo his bandages from his arms, about to wrap Sasuke with them. But a pinwheel shot out, impaling the bandages to the floor, stopping him.

"That's enough, Lee!" A voice shouted. Suddenly, a turtle appeared on the floor as it poofed in front of everyone. Yuri's eyes widen in surprise. A talking turtle?

"A turtle?" Sakura questioned. Yuri walked over to it and started to pet it.

"Aw, what a cute, turtle." She smiled as she continued to pet it, rubbing underneath its chin. The turtle's eyes widened, slightly confused. Sasuke began to fall, and Sakura quickly rushed over to him, catching him.

"Have you no respect?!" Lee shouted at Yuri then he quickly knelt down in front of the turtle, bowing.

"Lee, you know that technique is forbidden!" The turtle spoke.

"I'm sorry. I just-I wasn't planning on using the other one!" Lee stammered.

"Can a turtle be a ninja sensei?" Naruto asked Sakura.

"How would I know!?" Sakura shouted at him.

"You fool!" The turtle snapped at Lee, harshly. Lee flinched. "You think you can get away with an excuse like that? You already know what it means for a shinobi to reveal his special techniques! Are you prepared to pay?"

"Yes." Lee replied.

"Then here comes, Gai Sensei!"

Then Yuri saw a man, wearing the same green jumpsuit and orange weighted leggings, like Lee's. His hair cut was cut in the same fashion poof right on top of the turtle, striking a pose. She fell back in surprise.

"What the-" Yuri sputtered in shock.

"Geez, you guys are the epitome of adolescence!" Gai smirked. Yuri blinked, confused. She got up and turn to Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke seeing their mouths dropped in shock, seeing Lee's sensei looked exactly like him, with bushier eyebrows.

"He's got thicker eyebrows!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Stop insulting Gai Sensei!" Lee shouted at them, angrily.

"Shut up! All these freaks keep appearing! How the hell are we supposed to react!?!?" Naruto shouted back at him.

"Lee..." Gai Sensei spoke. Lee turned to him, and Gai Sensei punched Lee in the face. "You fool!" Lee fell on the floor. Gai sensei knelt down to Lee. "You are...You are..." Lee looked up at him, crying a little.

"Sensei...I..I-"

"That's enough, Lee. You don't need to say it." Gai Sensei gave Lee a big hug and Lee hugged him back.

"Sensei!" Lee cried with him. Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and Yuri watched them, completely in disbelief.

"Maybe, we should go while they're distracted." Yuri whispered. Gai and Lee pulled away, getting up.

"It's alright, Lee. Youth and mistakes go together." He told Lee.

"You're too nice, sensei." Lee smiled, still crying a little.

"But you did start a fight and almost broke my rules. Your punishment will take place after the Chunin exams."

"Yes!" Lee nodded and saluted him.

"500 laps around the practice range!" Gai shouted.

"Yes!" Lee shouted. Then Gai glanced over at Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and Yuri, narrowing his eyes.

"Oh no, he's looking over here!" Sakura whispered.

"Hey, you guys, how's Kakashi sensei doing?" Gai asked them.

"You know Kakashi?" Sasuke asked him.

"Know him?" Gai sensei chuckled, smirking a little.

"Wait a minute, are you rivals with Kakashi?" Yuri asked him. Suddenly, Gai vanished in front of their eyes and quickly reappeared right behind them. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Yuri quickly looked behind them, shocked to see how fast he moved.

"That is correct! I can see why you're on Kakashi's team!" Gai sensei smiled, looking down at Yuri. "I can see why the other Jonins are calling you he's little protege! I might have to watch myself with you." Yuri blushed. He seems pretty cool, even though he's weird.

"50 wins and 49 losses. I'm stronger than Kakashi!" Gai winked then he looked at Sasuke. "I'm sorry about Lee. I swear to this beautiful face that it won't happen again." Sasuke stared at him, silently, not answering him.

"You guys and Lee should head over to the classroom." Gai told them. Lee pulled the pinwheel off his bandages and started, wrapping them back onto his hands. Naruto, Sasuke and Yuri eyes widen a little, seeing how badly scarred and bruised Lee's hands were. Yuri frowned.

"He must have gone through some intense training every single day."

"Good luck, Lee!" Gai told him and Lee saluted him and his sensei, vanished in smoke.

"Sasuke, I'll say one more thing. It is true I came here to test my abilities. But I lied before. Most likely the strongest Leaf Genin is on my team. I've entered this to defeat him and you're also one of my targets." Lee told Sasuke and jumped onto the railing, leaving. "Be prepared during the exam!"

Sasuke clenched his fist. Sakura stepped over to him, concerned.

"Sasuke?"

"Don't listen to him. He's just trying to scare you. But there is always going to be someone better than you." Yuri told him. Sasuke smirked.

"The Uchiha clans aren't worth much these days." Naruto murmured. Sakura turned to Naruto, glaring at him.

"Naruto!!!" She screamed, furiously.

"Next time, I'll beat him." Sasuke spoke.

"Sure...you just got your ass kicked." Naruto reminded him.

"Naruto, don't!" Sakura shouted.

"Hey, we're going to be late. Can we go, already?" Yuri spoke, getting impatient.

"Hell yeah!" Naruto shouted.

The team started to head to the exam room when they saw Kakashi, waiting for them, just outside the room.

"So, you guys actually decided to come after all. I was starting to think you chickened out. I'm also surprised to see you here, Sakura." Kakashi said. Sakura's eyes widen. "Now we can properly take the exam."

"What do you mean?" Sakura asked him.

"Well, normally, the test is to be taken in teams of three." Kakashi spoke, looking at Yuri.

"But you said that taking the test was our choice. You lied to us?" Naruto asked, confused.

"If I told you the truth, Naruto or Sasuke or Yuri would have pressured you into taken the exams. You wouldn't be able to perform well if your heart wasn't into it. Also, if just only one of them showed up then the test is over. They'll get disqualified, immediately." All four eyes widen in shock. "But you all came here on your free will. I am proud to have you as my team!" Kakashi smiled at them.

Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and Yuri smiled back.

"Let's do this!" Yuri told them.

"Yeah! Let's go!" Naruto shouted as well and the four of them walked into the exam room.

[orochimilf]

Rock Lee my lovely boy, my most angelic bushy brows, my dearest darling...

I am so behind on sleep and so physically and mentally and emotionally exhausted. With that being said, I think it would be a good idea to start watching Naruto again...