#roche headcanon

[chicaneryatelier]

Loose Roche timeline headcanons- inspired and encouraged by @githyankidanky

[ask-missparker]

Things Mia Said/Done..

~ Pregnancy edition (Pure Fluff and tiny bit of angst! 🥰)

~ All the young avengers and friends are included -> Liane, Rick, Luna, Cole, Cassie, Jeremy, Rochelle and etc

- Pairings: Mia x Nik, Cole x Jeremy, Rochelle x Michelle, Rick x Luna etc. 🎬

Wearing comfy cardigans, graphic tops, and her hair in a cute messy bun. Painting her nails and wearing certain earrings too

Being a cuddle/hug bug 🤗

Buying pillows and blankets for the living room in the house. Cause of course who doesn’t want pillows and warm weighted blanket??

Binge watching tv shows with the gang (like Voltron with Luna, certain documentaries series with Rick and OUAT with Liane)

Watching movies, such as classic Disney movies, sci-fi and action comedies 🎬

Aunt May becomes a grandma 💜

Making Bruce Banner and Natasha Romaneoff grandparents (again!) heheh ( AND HULK TOO OBVIOUSLY! 😌)

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Going to the Disney store and shopping in general.

Mia appear in the living room holding up car keys, “I’m going the mall, who wants to join me?”

Liane grins, “Where we going?”

“Target, H&M, Pandora and of course The Disney Store. Might buy some plushies!”

Luna gasped and squealed, “You had me at plushies! How much can we buy?!”

Rochelle already packing a bag and grabbing money

~~

Being emotionally invested in everything she does and becoming a little passionate about something as mundane as making breakfast for everyone at home

Cooking and baking all the time! (No one going hungry in The Avenger Tower 👏 )

MIA BE EATING 🍽️ SNACKING AND SHARING FOOD

Eating sweet and salty foods

Ricky finding a eating buddy in Mia ☺️ as they are always eating together or creating combos of meals

~~

“Ooh nachos!” Mia said as she entered the kitchen and taking a bite.

Rick gasp chuckled as he glared, “Hey that was mine!”

“Sorry, eating for two…”

“Eating…for two? But you’re not—OH MY GOSH?! Wait you-?!”

“Hehehe! You just found a foodie friend for the next few months.”

“OH MY GOODNESS! I’mma be an absolute legend of an uncle!”

~~

A little forgetful but eventually remembers!

“Is it too early to pick names? And no we’re not naming them Cole Jr!”

Playing music and dancing in the kitchen

Passionately singing out lyrics 😂

Gets annoyed with her favorite Star Wars t-shirt doesn’t fit her cute belly and decides to steal one of Nikolai instead

“Aww they’re kicking!”

Squeals at cute baby clothes

Doesn’t mind when one of her friends rubs her belly for good luck 🍀 and finds it adorable

A little sensitive to smells and comments about it

“Yo! Who farted?!”

“Someone needs to take a shower!”

~~

“I’m a hot mess.” She said randomly

Cole snickers, “Tell me something I don’t know, love.”

The two just start laughing

~~

Sometimes question why her friends and hubby bought SO much stuff.

“What did you guys do?! Buy the whole mall?!”

Becomes emotional and just wants to wrap her arms around her friends, after getting worked up

Or one of her love ones are sad and she just wants to do EVERYTHING to make sure they feel better ❤️‍🩹

Find Mia napping or sleeping in (she’s a night owl so this a shocker to everyone!)

She will sometimes finds herself taking care of others and even doing chores for them

She blushes when someone decides to chat with the baby

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Mia is laying down on the couch flipping through channels and smiling. Then suddenly Nikolai pops beside her and cuddles his wifey, telling her about his day.

“What are you doing?” She asked giggling looking at him.

Nikolai grins and rubbing her belly, “Gossiping with our baby boy.”

~~

Everyone suddenly becomes overprotective and careful around her, even though Mia has to remind them that she’s fine

Jeremy reminded her to take it easy and she making a witty remark to him

Luna and Mia putting the baby’s room 🥺 together

Rochelle wanting to return the favor to her, due to Mia being supportive during Rochelle’s pregnancy ☀️ meanwhile Michelle is freaking out over everything and being super excited

Nikolai becoming a huge fan of wifeys cooking and becoming extremely protective of her. Hell, he figures it out before her 😂

Mia creates t-shirts for everyone as gifts!! Baby lab coats too

Bruce, Liane and Nikolai telling Mia to chill out 😤

~~

Rick would be sooooooo excited and want to do things for Mia (chores, errands, paperwork) and also spoil the kiddos. Bruce, Natasha, Hill and others want her to listen to the doctors advice too.

She doesn’t always listen to them and regrets it later, knocking out cold on the couch.

~~~

Miss Mia will never admitted it fully but she’s emotional and has her moments insecurity across the board. In response she is often used humor to cope with any kind of worries she got. But sometimes she brings up the thoughts she has.

“Will be a good mom like mine is? I hope so.”

She knows that Nikolai wonders if he will be a good father. Of course she will find him and talk it out, how they’re both feeling about everything going on.

“We’ll be alright and this kid is gonna have a great village to raise them.”

Sometimes Mia is found on the couch or sitting at her desk doodling thing too, it’s a great mental break to relax. Relive herself of any kind of tension and sometimes she ends up with a good laugh.

Sometimes she is just embarrassed and emotional for no reason and honestly it’s cute

~~

“I cried over a meeting yesterday and an email.” Mia exclaimed, “I never cry during a meeting!”

“What was the meeting about?” Cole asked

“Saving and investing in Panda bears for cute press releases..” She admitted

Jeremy burst out laughing, “Oh jeez! Okay, that’s cute.”

Cole snickered, “Oh you poor thing you’ve gone soft.”

~~~

This girl sometimes end up saying random stuff…😂

“I know what I should do! I should cut my hair like Princess Diana.”

“If Donkey and that dragon ended up together, why are their kids donkey size?”

“Why don’t donuts grow on trees?”

“Hercules was a good movie and the cartoon was fun too.”

“If I listen to Justin Timberlake and dance around, do you think the baby would like to dance as a toddler?”

“What? Tom and Jerry is educational…if you don’t about the violence part..”

~~

Other times she is saying sweet and sappy stuff 🩷

“I love you guys! I don’t say it enough.”

“Shut up, you are beautiful and smart and wonderful human being!”

“I know I have been emotional lately and a little annoying, I don’t mean to act that way…so I got you a little something to show my appreciation for you.”

“Did anyone ever tell you that you are amazing and doing your best today? Cause you are.”

“Who wants donuts? I’m buying!”

~~

“You gotta stop baking so much.” Cassie says chuckling, “You gotta eat some healthy food too.”

Mia dressed in a white apron and wearing Mickey Mouse ears while making Goofy themed treats.

“You weren’t complaining last week when I made you Hogwarts theme snacks for your movie night!” She remarked yelling.

Luna gasped, “She got a point!”

Liane eating popcorn with Rick watching it all go down giggling

~~

Mia tends to go a little overboard with things especially when she starts nesting too early in the season

SHE JUST WANTS THE PLACE TO LOOK COMFY AND COZY! That’s all she ask 😌

She tends to be a bit dramatic and silly too, often when she’s in a mood.

“Why are you looking at me like that? Am I forgetting something? Oh god, did I say something wrong? Don’t laugh!”

She will eventually get over it and go back to normal

She gets excited over the littlest things too!

Mia is often a tad bit clumsy and lack the energy to do things around the house at times. She adopts a lazy era 💅🏻

But everyone loves her all the same in the end!

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[ultimaweaponorigin]

happy pride month (part two)

[angivarrrre]

What is Iorveth afraid of?

[1796samuel-seabury1729]

heh . . queer people from the 1700s . . . save me . . giggles maniacally .

plz dont burn me at the stake .

also flags for anyone who needs them [ with their full government names because erm im silly ] :

- alexander hamilton --- pansexual / polyamorous / cisgender male

- john laurens --- gay / asexual / ambiamorous / transgender

- gilbert du motier , marquis de lafayette --- bisexual [ female preference ] / demisexual / demiromantic / ambiamorous / demiboy

- hercules mulligan --- aroace / cisgender male

- aaron burr --- omnisexual [ female preference ] / demisexual / demiromantic / cisgender male

- thomas jefferson --- bisexual [ male preference ] / demiromantic / polyamorous / transmasc / demiboy

- james madison --- bisexual [ no preference ] / aroace / libramasc

- elizabeth schuyler - hamilton --- bisexual [ male preference ] / demisexual / cisgender female

- angelica schuyler - church --- omnisexual [ male preference ] / demiromantic / ambiamorous / transfem

- peggy schuyler --- pansexual / asexual / ambiamorous / transfem / demigirl

if you dont know what a flag means and you dont want to do research , then you can ask me :P

[sm0re3-m0nst3r]

Happy Pride to literally the other 4 people plus me in the Handsome Devil (2016) fandom.

I swear when we talk. It's like talking around a campfire.

Do we agree that, strongly headcanon and fanfic wise, Weasel was a bit if not most definitely closeted and was lashing out? I know that's a popular one on here.

[lif3lessb0dy]

iorveth headcanon; you're Geralt's adoptive daughter and have a birthday

well, you're almost 100 years old but for him you're a little child

he found you fighting for your life in a street arena

and decided to take you with him (well, he just saw magical necklace and wanted to show that Triss)

when Geralt had amnesia you were looking for him and finished up in Flotsam. you were in the wrong place at the wrong time so you met Iorveth by accident.

firstly he was surprised that you went here unnoticed by his guards.

well, you two are like grumpy x sunshine, enemies to friends to lovers ig

when Vesemir said that you're going to have a birthday party in Kaer Morhen you immediately thought about Iorveth

did they invite him?

yes. you were on a mission just like Iorveth so you two arrived at different times

everything was ready for you, as soon as you crossed the gate, happy Ciri ran out to you

"come with me, it's nice to see you"

you entered the main chamber and saw all of the witchers + some friends of you and Geralt

yup, Vernon Roche was there. You didn't know why Geralt invited him but you hoped that he wouldn't make troubles

and then you saw a red scarf

you greeted the witchers and sorcerers, all that while looking at the place where you saw the scarf

"hello (name), you didn't expect me here, do you?"

"well, to be honest, you are always near me"

"to be honest can you just shut up?" said Lambert

Keira, Triss and Yennefer in the same place at the same time... That can't end up good

of course Jaskier must have said something about Roche and Iorveth which make Vernon angry

Iorveth wasn't very comfortable because it was his first meeting with your, ekhem, "family", ekhem.

well, he found that Vesemir and Eskel share common ground with him

you mostly talked with Ciri, because you two really haven't seen each other for a while

while means sth like 10years?

the first person who started singing birthday songs was ofc Jaskier

all the time Ciri shoved Iorveth towards you "by accident".

Geralt was like a typical father. He stared at Iorveth when he tried to hug/kiss/do anything to you.

Lambert was kinda like an older brother who wants to kill anyone that touches her little sister but didn't show that as much as Geralt

Yennefer had enough with those mf

Triss was happy to see you but every Geralt x Yen scene makes her drink even more alcohol (she really wants to recover after her unrequited love)

Eskel had tried to talk with Iorveth before you arrived, but they both were stressed and awkward towards each other (Iorveth was too serious when Eskel tried to joke. He really wanted to make the best first impression but... But kinda failed. Well, even so, they became friends)

at the end of the day every one of you was exhausted

THE CAKE!

well, Yennefer wanted to do purple cake and Triss green.

surprise! You have two cakes!!

[c0nspireagainstthe0dds]

Headcanon that Roche has played that knife game where you splay your hand and stab the knife down between the fingers as quickly as possible without trying to actually get your fingers. He plays it on a daily basis.

Zack has tried this once and nicked himself pretty bad. He's got a scar from it and this incident put him off from such games. Angeal gave him such a lecture for it while bandaging him up.

[crisiscutie]

Not sure if you have seen it before, but...

https://pin.it/4BsH4DS

Sephy in biker outfit also looks good on him, I think.. and a nice break from his usual uniform.

Oh, he looks great in a biker outfit~! Love the white wing as his necklace. He would make for a good club Enforcer as a biker.

This pic also made me think of what an FF7 Outlaw Biker AU would be like...

One Winged Angels MC: Outlaw MC whose leadership is mostly made up of former employees and SOLDIERS of the now defunct Shinra Electric Power Company. The new, oppressive government that has taken over Midgar has forbidden any and all use of Mako. The MC fights to gain exclusive control over the distribution of illicit Mako and Jenova enhancements.

Rufus: Founder (Angeal and Genesis are the only two people who know his true identity as the club's founder. Is currently masquerading as a businessman in a successful pharmaceutical company. He is the only one in the club's leadership without the Mako and Jenova enhancements. Gets law enforcement off the club's backs a lot of times)

Angeal: President (He's the moral compass of the club, keeping everyone's spirits up with encouraging words. Very nurturing and encouraging to club members, especially newbies. Is extremely intent on tracing all the Mako and Jenova drugs on the black market, so they don't end up in the hands of innocent people or people with sinister intentions. Doesn't like the MC's criminal lifestyle but thinks its necessary for the better good)

Genesis: Vice President (Best friends with Angeal and Sephiroth, but don't like that Sephiroth is the face of the club. Relationship between him and Rufus is always tense and full of power plays. Will probably start a civil war by leaving the club and creating a rogue chapter)

Sephiroth: Road Captain/Enforcer (Face of the club in public and rival MCs eyes. He has the authority to make decisions when Angeal and Genesis weren't around)

Darling/Reader: Secretary

Roche: Sergeant At Arms (Can't have him NOT star in a Biker AU. Probably the most eager recruiter of new members. But definitely has super high standards for club initiations)

Zack: Club member. (He ran away from home, leaving his studies behind, to join the club... He's close to getting what he's worked for; a promotion into the club's leadership) The club's dedicated puppy.

Cloud: Prospect. (Has a lot of promise. His daring actions during a drug run with Zack had a tremendous impact on the club's growing drug monopoly. Club leadership is concerned that his mind won't be able to handle the psychological toll of the criminal underworld, however)

Not me satisfying that criminology itch I've been having for a while... I like to think that upon joining the club, members get Mako infusions as a part of their initiation. And later Jenova cells to signify their promotion into the club's leadership.

Anyways, thank you for sharing this~!

[limerental]

ficletvember 2023 - day 28

foltest/roche

King Foltest finds himself deeply-pleased with the boy he discovered in a brothel in the slums. content warning for a measure of dubcon I suppose, an explicit blowjob, referenced sex work, and canonical incest sisterfuckery (it's foltest man idk)

The king returned from his morning paces to find that his orders from the night before had been followed perfectly and the boy from the brothel waited for him in his chambers, scrubbed pink from a fresh bath.

He was glad to see that the boy had agreed to the invitation, in part because Foltest had forgone the use of his usual squire in removing his armor. He was still breathing hard, fight-drunk and pleasantly sweaty, and his good mood was only improved by the prospect of someone undoing those hard to reach clasps who was also a treat to look at and did not reek of garlic.

“Come here, boy,” Foltest said and startled the poor thing from his perusal of the front room’s many bookshelves. The king wondered if he could read. How fortunate, if so. Foltest, you lucky dog, he thought, his mood bolstered further, what jewel have you dredged out of the slums this time? He had visited the brothel hoping to find this season’s bedwarmer but may have found far more than that. “Come help me with my armor.”

The boy crossed the room on bare feet to stand before him. He was young, his facial hair no more than a faint tickle along his jaw, and his body was lean and pleasing to the eye. He hadn’t been dirty the night before by any means, but now his ears were scrubbed pink, his muddy-brown hair still curling damp at the nape of his neck. His mouth was sweet and full, and his eyes dark and doe-soft.

“Your Majesty,” he said with a dip of his head. He seemed uncertain where to start, so the king lifted an arm and gestured. The boy’s fingers were clumsy, but he would learn.

“How old are you?” Foltest asked. “Can you read?”

“I’m twenty summers,” said the boy, his voice measured as he lifted pieces of armor and set them aside. “I can read some. My mother taught me.”

“Are they teaching letters to whores now?” Foltest laughed, and the boy’s fingers stalled, a muscle in his jaw jumping as he tensed. The king laughed over that show of displeasure as well. The meek thing had some fight in him. Ah, that reminded him. “The madam said you took out a man’s eye with a feather quill?”

“He was rude,” the boy said simply. “Tried to press for more than what was on offer.”

He’d regained his flat tone, carefully-controlled. The king would have to teach him that he preferred that little spark of defiance he'd seen in him. Some would say he was predictable. Searching always for any bedpartner who could compare to Adda’s sharp tongue and quick temper.

None truly could. 

“But a quill?” the king asked.

“It was all I had,” he said.

Most men did not have an easy knack for violence. Had to be taught how to plunge a weapon deep enough to maim without hesitation. The boy didn’t appear to have much muscle, likely no formal training, and yet he had struck true when under threat.

It interested him deeply to see what further potential lurked beneath the surface.

Foltest rubbed at the tendons of his aching sword arm as his greaves were unclasped and removed, stripped down at last to his gambeson. The boy paused, and the king nodded for him to continue, watching the pale hands with their bony wrists work to undo the clasps from throat to belly and push the padded clothing free of his shoulders. 

The king’s body was still sweat-warm beneath, thin tunic clinging damp to his muscled torso. His excitement from the adrenaline of the morning’s training had not waned, had only deepened in the presence of his latest interest.

“The codpiece as well,” he said, voice low. “On your knees to do it.”

The boy barely hesitated before obeying. The brush of his fingers tickled Foltest’s thighs, and then all that separated the sigh of breath from his aroused manhood was the thin linen of his underclothes. 

The king did not have to ask. 

That mouth pressed just as sweetly as it had the night before against the hot weight of his cock, nosing at the fabric. With a hand pressing into the boy’s soft hair, he urged him on, waistband slipping low and lips parting over the head and down.

The king sheathed himself deep, pleased by the little tells of proper brothel training. The guarded teeth and lax throat. He had little care that his toys came to him used, if this was the result.

“What’s your name, boy?” asked Foltest as he drew himself free, and he delighted in watching the dark eyelashes flutter open. Long, like a girl’s, like his sister’s had been. In the right light and with a bit of drink in him, the boy would look almost– 

“Vernon,” he said.

“Hmmm,” the king hummed and sank deep again, feeling the stretch of the boy’s soft cheeks with a stroke of both thumbs. “I think we’re going to get along very well, Vernon.”

Foltest still had much to teach him, but he had a feeling the boy would learn.

[author-a-holmes]

Random Headcanon Generator Tag Game

Thank you @rumeysawrites for the tag (HERE)

Tagging forward, with no pressure, to; @duckingwriting, @oh-no-another-idea, @faelanvance, @elliottsbigstrongboyarms,

@mr-writes, @pluttskutt, @thatfunkylilfey, and anyone else that wants to play, consider this an open tag <3

How To Play: Use this headcanon generator to make headcanons for your OCs! Then talk about how accurate they are.

Lizzy Hail

"Lizzy drank an almost toxic amount of coffee once"

While this isn't actually true, I could believe it to be true. She is not a morning person. She relies on coffee to move from conscious to awake. I could believe it.

Booker Reed

"Booker is a horrible liar."

Untrue! Booker is actually a really GOOD liar. The fact that he doesn't like to, is probably his saving grace, but Booker could excell the two-talking, double-speak, that is natural within the Fey Court.

Cara Evelyn

"Cara will remind others in the midst of chaos how good they're being."

I can see it. Cara's quite a naturally sweet person. If she thought someone needed to hear it, to get them up and fighting again in the midst of said chaos, the words would come easily to her.

Andric Roche

"Andric can drive."

This one is so simple it feels like a cheat. Yes, Andric can drive. It's seen in the first book, and it's important to the plot in book two as Andric's car is the only way Lizzy and Booker can get to all the places they need to be.

Nameer Khatri

"Nameer has chronic nightmares."

Not something I'd thought about but, again, I can see it. Nameer is a kavian hunter. He's very good at his job. But that does mean he's witnessed, and done, some truly horrendous things. But Nameer's also a genuinely good soul, so I think they could definitely weigh heavy on his mind. Might also explain why he's so often laughing and joking, and taking those small pleasures where he can.

Mia Harris

"Mia does not know what sleep is"

This is an interesting one. It's true. Sort of. Mia does work herself to the bone, but it's not entirely willingly. She has a lot of demands and expectations placed on her from her home life. So she pushes, and she should sleep more than she does. And while her attitude isn't naturally the friendliest, all those sharp edges are only eenhanced by the pressure she's under, and the drastic lack of sleep she operates on.

Connorbar Moore

"If Connorbar was presented with an intergalactic portal, they would enter it without question."

If 'Intergalactic' was 'portal to Arbaon', then the answer is yes. 1000%. Without question or hesitation. Unfortunately for you all reading this, the reasons why are spoiler territory.

Olwen Pryce

"Olwen has fallen asleep at their desk while working in the middle of the night."

Another easy one to end on. Yes. Olwen is Connorbar's right hand, and she takes it very seriously. She's absolutely fallen asleep trying to keep on top of work, and Connor has absolutely ordered her to bed when he's found her.

[preposterousgreen]

Roche's other baby is a cherry-red electric bicycle with custom matching panniers for his weekly grocery run and a battery pack that inspires in Scarlet a feeling best described as "terrorousal."

[sebdoesthings]

The Blue Stripes about Vernon Roche

[loco4chocobos]

ROCHE is a peruvian-spanish-dutch princegender gendercute genderpunk stellian pangay

flags used under cut

princegender / gendercute / pangay

genderpunk / stellian

[geraltrogerericduhautebellegarde]

Ciri and Roche both meet Eredin's description of a gemstone in a pile of humus. Because they're both good people who've had a lot of shit happen to them in their lives.

[yumenotambourin]

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