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๐๐๐. ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
โ โ โ : แฏ ๐-๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ฎ๐ข๐ณ๐ต๐ฆ๐ด๐ต ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ญ๐ต๐ช๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด๐ฆ: ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ค๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ข ๐ฅ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฌ๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ด๐ต๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ข๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ
โ โ โ : แฏ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฃ๐ด๐ฐ๐ญ๐ถ๐ต๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ; ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ค๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ฏ๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฎ๐ด๐ฆ๐ญ๐ง
โ โ โ : แฏ ๐๐๐๐-๐๐๐๐, ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ข๐ฏ๐ต๐ด ๐ช๐ด ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฆ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐ช๐ฏ๐ข๐ต๐ฆ๐ญ๐บ ๐๐๐ ๐ข ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ต
โ โ โ : แฏ ๐๐๐๐ / ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฆ๐น๐ข๐ค๐ต๐ญ๐บ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ๐ต ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ด๐ข๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ? ๐๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ๐น๐ช๐ค ๐ฑ๐ข๐ณ๐ต๐ด ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ณ๐ช๐ค๐ฌ.
โ โ โ : แฏ '๐๐๐๐๐๐๐' ๐๐๐๐, ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐น๐ข๐ค๐ต ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ด๐ช๐ต๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐จ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐ณ๐ช๐ค๐ฌ- ๐ช๐ต๐ด ๐ฐ๐ง๐ง ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ต๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ฏ๐ช๐ค๐ฆ
โ โ โ : แฏ (๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ง) ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐๐ช๐ค๐ฌ- ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ด ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ด๐ข๐บ
โ โ โ : แฏ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ฆ๐ค๐ข๐น๐ต๐ญ๐บ ๐ฆ๐ท๐ช๐ญ, ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ค๐ข๐ฏ๐ต ๐ฃ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ณ๐ช๐ค๐ฌ'๐ด ๐ฃ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐บ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ
โ โ โ : แฏ ๐๐๐๐๐ / ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ฑ๐ข๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ต๐ช๐ค ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ด๐ต๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ข ๐ฃ๐ณ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ข๐ฏ๐ต ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ต๐บ
โ โ โ : แฏ '๐๐๐๐๐๐๐' ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ต๐ฉ๐บ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ต๐บ ๐ช๐ด ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ช๐ณ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ต๐ฉ๐บ ๐ณ๐ช๐ค๐ฌโฆ
โ โ โ : แฏ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ข ๐ธ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ-๐ฅ๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ (๐ข ๐ค๐ญ๐ข๐ด๐ด๐ช๐ค ๐ต๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฆ)
โ โ โ : แฏ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ '๐ค๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ญ ๐ด๐ฑ๐ข๐ค๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฎ', ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ฃ๐ข๐ด๐ช๐ค๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐บ ๐ณ๐ช๐ค๐ฌ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐จ๐ฆ๐ณ
โ โ โ : แฏ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ข๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ต๐ช๐ค ๐ง๐ข๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ- ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ด ๐ข๐ธ๐ข๐บ ๐ข๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฏ๐จ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ข๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ด๐ต ๐ข๐ญ๐ธ๐ข๐บ๐ด
โ โ โ : แฏ ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ข 17 ๐บ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฐ ๐ธ๐ข๐ฏ๐ต๐ด ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ญ๐ข๐ณ
โ โ โ : แฏ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ณ๐ช๐ค๐ฌ'๐ด ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ง๐ณ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ด, ๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ข ๐ง๐ข๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ต๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ
โ โ โ : แฏ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ด ๐ข ๐ฃ๐ณ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ข๐ฏ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ข๐ฑ๐ช๐ด๐ต, ๐ช ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ข๐ฑ๐บ ๐ฎ๐ฆ
โ โ โ : แฏ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ข ๐ค๐ข๐ฑ๐ข๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ท๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฅ; ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ค๐ข๐ณ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐ด ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ณ๐ช๐ค๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ช๐ต ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฐ
โ โ โ : แฏ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ข ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ง๐ถ๐ญ ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ, ๐ช๐ต'๐ด ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ณ๐ช๐ง๐ช๐ค ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ
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Bro this is not himmmm ๐ญ
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Rick Sanchez x Reader
Word Count: 500+
Warnings: MINORS DNI, mentions of sex, slight angst, fluff
A/N: Hello! I am getting back on the horse, and hereโs a new drabble to start! This drabble is reflective of season 6 Rick, but no spoilers for the finale. Reminder that my inbox is open for the rest of December, and I lookย forward toย hearing from you <3
โHere sweetie, let me grab that.โ Itโs unnerving. Typically Rick slinks out of sight when you bring in the groceries, or do any chores really. Yet, here he is. Large, warm hands briefly caress yours as he lifts the paper bags you were currently struggling with into his own arms. It makes your chest bloom, but you tamper down the feeling. This road always leads to disappointment.
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#i swear to god if this is robot rick-#but on the other hand i dont mind robot rick hes one of my favorites#rick sanchez x reader#rick sanchez#season 6 rick
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rick sanchez x gn!reader
rick's ship landed in the smith's driveway with an ominous clunk. you both got out, and entered the garage.
today's adventure had been fun, but you had taken more damage than usual. limping slightly, you leant against his workbench as he began silently working on something, as usual. conversation was usually stark between the two of you, but it was comfortable. you enjoyed each others presence enough to not need to fill every moment with talk.
you felt yourself begin to sway, a dizzying wave rolling over you. you looked down, and saw the entire left side of your stomach was stained with blood.
"shit..." you breathed, and the pain suddenly hit you.
"you say something, babe?" he turned to look at you and his eyes widened. "shit, what the fuck happened to you?"
"shut up.." you breathed, feeling your legs begin to give out. "...and just fix it..."
your legs gave out, and rick managed to catch you. "fuckin' idiot- garage, fix them."
the garage's robotic arms released from the ceiling and painlessly cauterised the wound, before stitching it quickly. the arms set you down, and you sat on the cool floor, breathing deeply.
rick knelt opposite you, taking swigs from his hip flask.
"feelin' better, buttercup?" he slurred, patting your cheek affectionately.
"shut up, sanchez." you smirked.
#back on my rick and morty shit#rick sanchez x reader#rick sanchez#rick sanchez x you#rick and morty
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Meeting yourself from another reality. (aka being annoyed by yourself)
#parallel universe#multiple universes#rick and morty#rick and morty fanart#rick and morty oc#cyborg#halfrobot#robot#same person#girl twins#brown hair#garage#iโm annoyed#its me ya girl#portal gun#portal 2#oc x canon#rick sanchez x reader#reader insert#fanfiction#femaleoc#fanfic#cute
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Kano Headcannons
Kano was a risky choice because I both hate and like him. I know people like to imagine him having a soft side (especially in x reader fanfics), but that seem out of character. That doesn't mean I don't like those fanfics tho
Kano was the type of kid that was both a nerd and a bully
His father was abusive and an alcoholic and soon he realized they had a lot in common
His responses were often agressive and he found from a very young age the joy in making people suffer
People didn't like being around him, but he didn't care. It was better! It was only him
Soon enough, being alone and cruel weren't enough and he started searching problems and fights
He lost his eye in his 20s and, kinda like Rick Sanchez, being the engineering and mathematical genius he is; Kano both designed and made his robotic eye
He's the type of guy that, when in front of a lesbian couple, proposes a threesome to show them what 'a real man' is or to make them straight
He's messy and he loves it
Horrible coworker
The idea of people being disgusted by his actions makes him laugh
Kano has at least two knives in every room in his house
He has a mermaid tattoo in his butt cheeck. No regrets
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can i have you?
Rating: 18+ (minors DNI)
Word Count: 1700+
Warnings: Rick Sanchez x F!Reader, age-gap (older man/younger woman), unprotected sex PIV, angst, cunnilingus, fingering, canon typical violence, alcohol
โWhatโs that?โ Thereโs a look of uneasiness painted on your face, a timid hand pointing at a seemingly dead robot that looks a little too much like Rick, well exactly like Rick, strewn across the garage floor in a puddle of oil.
Rick barely spares a glance over his shoulder before giving a gruff grunt.
โMorty pissed me off. It's a glorified family babysitter while I search forโ while I focus on real shit.โ
You think youโre gonna throw up. If that. . . thing, has been impersonating Rick for a couple of weeks thenโ
You canโt help the shriek that passes through your lips. Stomach churning, you donโt acknowledge the sound of glass shattering not 5 feet from where you stand. All you can do is stare at the shiny gold consisting of the robotโs body parts in horror.
โWhat the fuck is your problem?โ Rick had already been in an irritated state like youโve never seen. 5โo clock shadow, disheveled hair, and his lab coat seemed to be all that was holding him together.โ The mania had dissipated a couple of days ago, leaving nothing but piss and vinegar behind.ย
โI fucked that thing.โ
Youโve never seen Rick surprised as he slowly turns to face you, brow near his hairline. Heโs speechless for the first time since he met you, yet it's gone as quickly as it came. His signature furrowed brow and twitching eye returned.
โWhat do you mean you fucked it?โ It's full of venom. You can see his shoulders tense, white knuckles gripping the edge of the work bench.ย
All you can do is stare at him, bound and gagged by your own dreadful realization. A beat passes before either one of you moves, Rick springs into action first. A string of explicatives leaves his mouth as he roughly clears the work bench, you cringe at the sound of clattering metal, but do not move. It feels like your feet have grown roots.ย
It all makes sense now. The soft touches, the kindness, the supportiveness. It couldnโt have been Rick, it wasnโt.ย
You canโt believe you didnโt realize it was a robot. His hands were cold, which was the only odd thing but Rick is odd. He normally runs like a space heater. You often wake up with all of your blankets on the floor, Rick starfished on the topsheet. He had been more tender though, attentive. You just thought time was changing him, making him softer. It seemed like family was making him more mellow, you thought maybe having you in his life brought out something in him.ย
The shame and embarrassment washes over you like a flood.ย
He picks up the robot with ease, throwing it onto the work bench like it weighs less than a feather. Youโd be turned on in other, better circumstances. Your thoughts continue to race as Rick searches carelessly through boxes, throwing items over his shoulder at the workbench. He doesnโt seem to care if it hits the robot or not.ย
Rick attaches what looks like jumper cables to each of the robot's nipples. You snort, instant regret shoots down your spine as Rick throws a glare at you. He presses a button and the robot jerks to life, cringing as he moans through the electrical current flowing through him.
โI thought you let me die, asshole.โ He squints at Rick. His eyes widen when he realizes Rick is in no joking mood.ย
โI programmed you to keep Morty busy not to fuck my girโ not to fuck her!โ Rick thumb jabs in your direction, โNow Iโm gonna fuck her, and make you watch.โ
โRick.โ It's the first word youโve been able to get out in a minute, the robot quietly sighs to himself during your staring contest with Rick.ย
โFine.โ It comes out through gritted teeth, and he rips the cables off. The robot jerks as the light leaves its eyes. You feel a little guilty, this somewhat sentient creature dying because of your actions. Then again, Rick programmed it to be him, and it does seem to want to die.ย
โWhat?โ It's accusatory. Rick canโt believe the look on your face, you fucked a robot not him. Who are you to be on a high horse?
Your mouth is set in a grim line, tension oozes between the two of you. Rickโs chest heaves, he wonโt break before you do.ย
โWhat exactly was your plan with the robot? You thought I wouldn't initiate sex?โ You break, chewing on your lip. Rickโs eyes briefly flicker towards it before meeting yours again. His hands are balled into fists.
โS-sorry I expected you to actually use that thing in your head, you know the brain?โ Your mouth falls open at his jab, โMouth o-open again? Gonna stick the dead robot dick in it, sweetheart?โย
There's tears in your eyes. All of the cautious trust youโve built over the last couple washed away in a matter of seconds. Serves you right, you think.
He takes a swig of his flask, angry eyes betraying the calm demeanor heโs trying to portray. You canโt help it as the tears fall, you watch him soften a bit as you sniffle before the coldness returns.ย
โTears d-donโt work on me babโ sweetie, or did the robot fuck you dumb?โ You know heโs just being mean because heโs hurt.ย
It doesnโt make it any less upsetting though. You both stand your ground.ย
You play it up a little, calling his bluff. Sniffles turn to sobs, you watch as his resolve slowly begins to crumble. He shifts his weight several times before he tosses the flask over his shoulder and moves in your direction.ย
โCโmere,โ his thumbs briefly wipe the tears off your cheeks before his lips meet yours. Itโs uncharacteristically soft for him, a little too on brand for the robot. You push the thought to the back of your mind, enjoying how warm his body is pressed against yours.ย
He gets a little rougher. You gasp as your back hits the work bench, so engrossed in the feeling of his teeth biting your neck you didnโt even notice him guiding you over.ย
Rickโs hands are gripping your waist so tight youโre sure thereโll be handprint shaped bruises on your hips in the morning. The thought of it makes you moan, and he tenses slightly before continuing his way down your torso.ย
He gets his hands under your thighs. Calloused hands meet plush skin as he leverages you up on the counter, you yelp as you land on the cold counter.ย
โGonโgonna make you forget all about him, sweetheart,โ He mutters, rucking the material down your legs. Heโs gonna show you how much he cares about you in the only way he can. He stops for a minute to grab you by the nape of your neck and kisses you, really kisses you. He bathes in the soft moans he manages to pull from you between kisses, continuing his previous goal as he bites his way down your neck and chest.ย
Rick drags your ass to the edge of the counter before dropping to his knees. He bites back a curse, his joints too old to be doing shit like that but damn if he wasnโt gonna worship you in a way that matters. Matters to him.
He runs a finger up your slit, savoring how wet you are for him after nothing but a couple kisses. It inflates his ego like you wouldnโt believe.ย
You mewl as he breaches you, two slender fingers twisting inside you. You arch into his touch, wiggling for as much contact you can milk from him.ย
โPlease, Rick, d-donโt tease,โ you plead, his eyes search your face. He curls his fingers up, hitting you where youโre soft and spongy, reveling in the way you melt in his hands. Rick uses his other hand to spread your knees wide. He canโt help the noise that escapes his throat at the sight of you.ย
He picks up his pace and you squirm, your hips chasing as much pleasure as you can. His cock presses uncomfortably against the seam of his pants as he feels you clench around his fingers. Beads of sweat pepper your hairline as you ride his fingers, becoming more desperate the longer he denies you release.ย
You practically scream the minute you feel his mouth on your clit. Your orgasm rips through you like a live wire. Your thighs shake, momentarily blacking out as the pleasure overwhelms you.ย
When you come down, Rick is staring at you intently.ย
โCan I have you?โ It's loaded. You know what he means, heโs asking for permission before continuing but thereโs more underneath this time. He might even be more upset than you about the robot fucking, and you know Rickโs no saint. Your lip quivers. His stare never leaves your face.
You nod. Heโs on you faster than you can process post-orgasm.ย
He kisses you again. It's softer this time, one hand holds your jaw softly while the other undoes his belt. He desperately shoves his pants down as if having you will solve all his problems. Maybe it will.
Rick fists himself as he smears his cock against your entrance. You moan, overstimulated and fucked out. He holds himself back, it's not in his nature to go slow. Your hips buck involuntarily as he slides to the hilt, his head drops to your shoulder with a groan.ย
โFuck, sweetheart, youโre so tight,โ He pulls almost all the way out before thrusting back in without warning, โBet he didnโt fuck you like this, huh?โ He quickens his pace and you grip his shoulders, hips dragging with what little strength you have to meet him.
He thrusts as deep as he can to get you to writhe and whimper.ย
โCโmon,โ He pants, โJust one more for me, honey, I know you can do it.โ It's creeping up on you, twisting down your spine. He angles his hips to spear his cock into you just like you need, and it's enough.ย
Rickโs hips stutter as you clench around him, gripping your hips to deliver the brutal thrusts you need as you ride through your orgasm.ย
He comes shortly after with a grunt as you flutter along his length.ย
โIโd have fucked a robot sooner if it meant youโd fuck me like that.โ
The glare is worth it.
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