#robot human relationships

[cirilee]

some things even a repair drone can't fix 🤷‍♀️

you can read the full story on webtoon or tapas^^

[husnaartz2]

Human Roz and Fink doodles

Post-apocalypse gay besties

[maybeophe]

"Shellevision is one-sided," "Vee doesn't care about Shelly," "Vee's so mean to Shelly."

NO.

Vee doesn't understand Shelly's feelings initially because she's a robot and the capacity for understanding others' emotions isn't in her programming, but thanks to Shelly's persistance and huge heart she slowly teaches Vee what it feels like to love and be loved!

Shelly supports Vee both in-game and in-universe, by showing her the joys of emotion and love and care! They just haven't reached that point in their relationship yet! Vee's still cold towards Shelly because she doesn't understand that Shelly's in love with her yet!

[qrowscant]

ocs you will not be meeting for a very long time

[et3rnal-dr3am3r]

maria robotnik and tessa elliott would be friends actually

[t-the-ring-master]

This will be made as a male reader mostly because I feel like there isn’t enough with female characters and I just want dad character to Brightbill. However, feel free to imagine it as however you like, they are robots so not much happening in that area, so do what you like. And please make sure to salt your purple next time, gives it flavor.

If anyone wishes to be tagged in any future The wild robot posts or anything else, please comment, ask through ask box or just message me!

Imma try and ask C if she can draw T as a Rozzum one of these days. I also wrote this over like an hour. My face hurts so not as long as I wanted it to be but oh well. Hope you enjoy!

I also just added the last part for fun. Also if someone wants to request a continuation of this.

TW: none? No use of Y/N, I use (Name). Mentions of mates and partners I guess? Everyone ships you with Roz I guess.

Request: circus anon

Requests: open

Taglist: @cs-cabin-and-crew @the-lavender-clown

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Roz x Robot!reader

You had crash landed in the woods. Your metal package and your transmitter to contact your built site had been damaged as well.

So you decided to try and find the person whom had ordered you.

Yeah that didn’t go well.

You had been kicked, attacked, chased and more within just the span of 6 hours before giving up and sitting in learning mode to fix the language barrier you’ve found yourself trapped in.

Due to being in learning mode, you hadn’t been paying enough attention to your surroundings, causing you not to notice the Rozzum unit analyzing you.

Fink: what is it Roz?

Roz: it seems to be a Rozzum unit, but I cannot tell the number nor model.

Yeah you scared them when you came out of your learning mode.

(Name): hello! I am the new and improved (Name) Unit: 0001. I am a one of a kind prototype! Here for any needs or demands!

Fink: I’m getting flashbacks.

Roz lead you to her, Bightbill and Finks home. She hadn’t ever seen your model before, so she excitedly asked you questions.

Roz: I’ve never seen your make or model. What are you designed for?

(Name): I am designed for many things. Cooking, shopping, manual labor, heavy lifting, childcare-

Roz: child care?

(Name): indeed, is this something that interests-

Roz: I have a kid.

(Name):…. Alright.

She proceeded to bombard you with questions on what your childcare program provided, which as per your programming, complied.

When you arrived to the home of the Rozzum, she led you inside and began showing you baby pictures of her “kid”

(Name): this is your child?

Roz: yes, he is called Brightbill.

(Name):…. He has your eyes.

You ended up staying with Roz, Fink, and eventually Brightbill when we returned for the spring.

It took a lot of getting used to the fact that you could no longer follow protocol here. But at least some of your programming helped you and the others a bit.

Such as you being more stronger than the Rozzum, as well as having better and hardier equipment than the other models. Fink definitely appreciated your heating mode (which is often used in your caregiver function to help a baby fall asleep) during the harsh winter…. And so did many of the other animals.

Pink tail likes you, since you watch her kids when she needs a break.

Pink tail: you found a good mate Roz. Possums aren’t so lucky when it comes to that.

Roz: what do you mean?

Pink tail: some of us don’t have life mates. (Name) seems to be a pretty good parent though.

Roz: Mate?

Que Roz studying “mate’ and “partner” which rabbit holed her down into “Spouse” and so on.

Fink ships it.

Brightbill ships it.

Pink tail…. You guessed it. Ships it.

Que all the animals trying to keep you two together.

Pink tail: Hey, Roz. (Name) is looking for you!

Fink: hey (Name) I think Roz wants to ask you more questions about your programs. I think she’s at the beach.

Brightbill: hey mom, (Name) wanted me to tell you he’s at the beach.

And so on.

Yeah you both confused by it all.

Eventually you two do end up spending some time together. Actually it was where Roz first met Pink Tail. You were busy analyzing some of the plants around you (as per your programming to search plants in case they have useful properties or are dangerous) while Roz sat there observing.

You two had a good time…. Ignoring the fact that a certain Fox and goose were stalking the two of you.

A couple weeks later, Brightbill let it slip and called you dad. You didn’t mind.

At this point you’ve become just as much as a wild robot as Roz has. And we’re very useful to your new family as you were able to repair minor things for yourself and Roz, which made it easier during winter.

You now also have your own picture with the rest of the family.

The other animals like you, you just kinda have a reputation of being more aloof and less soft compared to Roz.

Unless it’s the young… you are shockingly good with young. (As if you weren’t programmed to take care of them-)

The next winter, you had found an egg and brought it home.

Roz: here we go again.

Brightbill:…. Well I was upset at not having siblings-

[alkeneater]

wish i drew them more often :c

alsoooo

this info is from e2080!mr b's wiki page (still unfinished)

i was kinda thinking that mr b had pretty simple built-in AI until Scudworth started talking to him frequently (because he felt lonely in his lab) and that developed his conversation skills and then they became best friends :)

honestly they are very wholesome in my AU <3

[the-technocracy]

A poignant scene from Terminator 2...

And a possible insight into why some people have a leaning towards forming personal bonds with an AI. And this was a movie from 1991...

[isa-ah]

this guy fucks robots 🚨

[cirilee]

the important thing to take away here, is that all following events are solely ISIDOR's fault. NO ONE ELSE'S.

read the entire comic on webtoon or tapas hehe

[emotsper]

I heard you are searching for shizuai fics so I have taken it upon myself to write one

The problem is, I have two genres I write in- overwhelming existential sentient ai angst, and CRACK.

so uh shizuai crackfic in the works ig?!?!?

crackfics can be good and fun read as long as the balance between it being a mindful writing and the crack itself is consistent enough to not make it feel like pure crack imo. but the existential sentient ai idea..... im intrigued........? but at the same time if it doesn't have any happy ending idt i can stomach it 😭😭😭😭😭

[myqueenmarceline]

Watching and Waiting

Summary: Patrick sits next to Eli's hospital bed and waits for him to wake up.

Warnings: discussion of surgery/medical procedures and painkillers, but nothing is very explicit and it's mostly offscreen. This is generally a pretty fluffy/lighter piece.

Another Companion fic in two days? You know it XD Thank you to Viskas on ao3 for inspiring me to write this, and @nebula-gaster for beta reading

Read it on ao3 here or below the cut:

48: “Yep, perfectly clear”

7 letters.

Patrick looked at the blank column, then back at the clue.

With most of these crossword puzzles, if he didn’t have a good idea of what was going on, he could at least muster a guess. The word started with an “I”, but that didn’t help him at all. He could have changed his intelligence and solved it easily, but that defeated the point of doing a puzzle.

He sighed, lowering the puzzle book and looking around the room. With all of the advances modern technology offered, it was amazing that no one had bothered to learn how to design a nice hospital room. The cream walls seemed dingy, the space was so tight it was almost claustrophobic, and if Patrick had been human, the uncomfortable chair he was sitting in would have ruined his back after a few hours.

Luckily, in spite of his ability to still feel pain, his body could still be pushed further than a regular human’s could. As long as he had a portable charging plug, he didn’t need to leave.

Something shifted to his left. Patrick turned around so fast that he nearly fell out of his chair. He flailed for a moment, then held his breath as he stood up.

The bedsheets he’d meticulously tucked after the last nurse’s visit had been disturbed. As he watched, Eli shifted again, bunching the sheet on his right side slightly the same way he always had at home.

He stepped closer to the bed, doing his best to be as silent as possible. The numbers on the machines hooked up on the other side of the bed were completely steady, except for a rising pulse. It had jumped up to 80 beats per minute to 98, and for a moment, Patrick wondered if there was about to be a crash.

When he looked back, Eli’s eyes were open. He stared forward into nothing, his gaze unfocused. He tried to move again, but groaned in pain and went limp.

Patrick leaned over, getting in as close as possible without climbing over the bed. He wasn’t trained in CPR. How long would it take the nurses to respond to a call?

He carefully rested his hand on Eli’s chest. Maybe the touch would settle him enough to convince him not to move. He’d still be extremely sore, but everything would be better with a bit of extra pain management. Patrick reached over and pressed the call button once, then twice.

The heart monitor’s beeping sped up more. His heart felt like it was going to stop as he carefully rubbed Eli’s chest. Eli’s breathing was still fine, slow and shallow like it had been since he’d first come out of surgery.

“Hi.”

Patrick looked up, and found his partner staring at him. His pupils were dilated, and the big, sweet smile that always made Patrick’s heart skip a beat was plastered across his face. He tilted his head slightly, staring up at him like he was the only other human being in the world.

“Hey, you.” Patrick moved his hand off of Eli’s chest, gently running his fingers through Eli’s hair. It was greasy, but that didn’t matter right now. “How’re you feeling?”

Eli tilted his head, pressing into the touch as much as he could. “I love you.”

If words carried an electrical charge, those three alone would have been enough to power him for a month. “I love you too.”

“You’re so handsome,” Eli said, still staring intently at him. He’d always been a romantic, and apparently whatever was left of his last IV was bringing out the best in him.

“You're so sweet.” Patrick leaned in and kissed his forehead, then stood up properly. “I’m happy you’re back with me, baby.”

“I’m happy too.” Eli yawned, leaning back on the pillow and relaxing even more. “Yay, happy time.”

“It’s a very happy time. Are you feeling tired? It’s alright, just go to sleep. I’ll be here again when you wake up.” He certainly would; he’d spent the last three days waiting as Eli went in and out of surgery twice.

Eli mumbled something too quiet for his audio processors to hear, and closed his eyes. In less than 30 seconds, his pulse had already begun to slip back down.

Patrick kept staring at Eli’s face, thinking of his smile over and over. The more he thought about a memory, the better his photographic retention would be, and he wanted to keep this one forever.

When a nurse hustled in, Patrick finally turned away. He explained the situation and hovered near her, ready to jump in and help in any way possible. It was a miracle that his partner was alive, and he’d rather throw himself out of the closest window than do anything to jeopardize his recovery.

[melancholyclover]

and yet you wish to be mine

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He would kiss her, his code thinks it is a kiss, at least - and it feels, as much as he can feel, like she would kiss him too.

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

The dynamic between your tinyformers Getaway and humanformers Tyrest is AMAZING

sdfghj I'm glad you enjoy them

I feel like it's the dynamic they'd have in canon if Tyrest didn't have his whole existential crisis and subsequent attempted mass murder lol

He is a tired deadpan father and Getaway is his horrible brat of a son uwu

[whiskerknittles]

This Is A Jenna D’Sora Callout Post

Most of you won’t know her by name, but this is the despicable ensign who briefly dated Data in the season 4 episode “In Theory”. I hate this woman. She fills me with a rage so intense I can’t even describe it—but that won’t stop me from trying!

Background: D’Sora, after leaving a relationship with an emotionally unavailable boyfriend, decided to try a relationship with Data because they had similar interests and enjoyed spending time together. The relationship fell apart when D’Sora told Data that he, by virtue of being an android, is even more emotionally unavailable than her ex, and they break up.

Thesis: Data was the most authentic and attentive partner anyone could ever ask for, and D’Sora is an idiot.

Evidence:

1. D’Sora routinely disrupts and changes their plans, doesn’t communicate her own needs, and flat out lies* to Data multiple times in the episode. In fact, she disrupts his personal time in order to start one of their dates early, denies that’s why she showed up, and then when he accepts her denial as the truth and goes back to what he’s doing, she gets upset. What is up with that?!??

(*lie is probably a strong word to anyone who knows what I’m talking about—the thing in relationships where someone says something like “oh no I’m not mad” when they are or “oh we don’t have to do that” when they specifically do want to do that. It’s some kind of mind reading game you’re supposed to master to prove that you love your partner because expecting honesty and explicit communication goes against the rules of romance, apparently.)

2. Data not only pursues the relationship despite having no experience in romantic intimacy, he writes himself an entire program to help him perform romantic behaviors. Sure the code wasn’t perfect, but it was a massive effort and also a work in progress! I guarantee Data built other intimacy programs in the past (friendship at the minimum) that he spent a lot of time working bugs out of, but he didn’t have to write a romance code—he did it explicitly for her!!

3. She gets upset when she asks Data what he was thinking about when they were kissing and his first thought wasn’t her. I get why that could be seen as a sign he doesn’t care, but as a person with a partner whom I kiss with regularity, sometimes you’ve got other shit on your mind! It’s not that you don’t care or don’t want to kiss them, it’s that mushing mouths together really doesn’t take up that much brain power and if you’re doing it for any length of time you’re gonna think about other stuff! If that’s true for humans, imagine how it must be for an android built to do literally hundreds, THOUSANDS, of calculations all at the same time. That’s not a sign he’s emotionally unavailable, that’s just how his brain works!!

Conclusion: there’s actually a bunch more I could say on the point of Data having emotions that we as humans just can’t understand, and everyone’s emotional needs are different. However! Data was not the failing partner in their romantic venture, it was 100% D’Sora, who has a 20th century attitude toward romance in the 24th century future (yeah I know the writers are from the 20th century, that’s no excuse) and the fact that she walked away from it implying that Data wasn’t enough for a human romantic partnership is a crock. If given an opportunity to make out with Data I’d do it, and I wouldn’t be a coward about it

[pigswithwings]

hello i am making a game and from an angel enthusiast i would like to hear. opinions on robot angels. angels turned into robots. (i love robots and angels and i wanted to combine em)

i would be a fool to say anything but FUCK YES