#robomaid

[khaosophist]

Getting Shark Robot Ninja Maid. She can Suck, and get things real wet!

What should we name her?

[aery-c]

Robo maid 🧡 #robomaid #maidoutfit #orangehair #dumborangecat #me #iger (at Orange Cat Organic Cafe) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn6v28Qha00/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[cacaitos]

is that-

[esmeislewd]

I love when robot caretakers glitch out and totally misinterpret human diet/weight. Imagine waking up to discover that your robomaid has bugged out and stuck a 0 on the end of your necessary daily calorie intake and relentlessly stuffs you all day so you meet it. There's no argument or appeal to reason that would work you HAVE to eat otherwise they would not be taking proper care of you and violating their programming.

[phoenix-industries]

*screwing with the robomaids settings*

*Looks like you can change the personality and “Sensitivity”*

[secretlytranced]

Play a little game in your head at work. You're a sex droid who has been misaligned to duller tasks, but your designers believed in "positive reinforcement". Imagine, further, that you've accidentally leaked your (installed) Lush-simVibe chip's IP. You have to run around doing job things, when you just want to commence strip-and-edge or oral.exe (You'll make such a cute robomaid/slutbot)

Mmmm... yes. This sounds like an amazing game and I think I shall play it all day at work... mmm. I just want to be a perfect little robot and obey my programming and execute orders and be a mindless sexdrone mmmm

[harufox64]

Tim: "Hey honey, I was thinking about you~ <3 I just can't wait to get home from the job and get that body of yours"

Mike: "you are a really naughty boy, I want to see you soon"

Tim: "I have a big surprise for you today, I went to the mall on my lunch time and I found something that you're gonna like"

Mike: "wow babe, what did you just buy! I want to see it!"

Tim: " mmmhhh I hear that you like the cat ears"

Mike: " holy... Oh babe I cannot wait!"

Tim: "do you want a picture babe?"

Mike: "for sure hottie"

Tim: "hope you like it honey "

Mike: "WTF, is that the head of a robomaid of the Mall's Cafe?"

Tim: "I think you like me Mike... The other day that you was on the cafe you told me that if I was a human you could fuck me"

Mike: "what?! What are you talking about Tim? Take that thing off!"

Tim: "come on honey, now I have your boyfriend's body and we're gonna get your hot body too, we're gonna put one of our cute heads in that hot and muscled body, like we do with your cute boyfriend"

[nadianova]

robomaids having a talk

[aparticularbandit]

Hands Off The Merchandise

Summary: Miu inherits her father's mansion. Complete with a maid who refuses to be fired. Unfortunately.

For DR WLWeek 2024: Prompt Two: Trapped.

Rating: M because Miu comes with an M rating just by nature of her character.

AO3

“Hey, Kirumi?”

“Yes, Ms.Iruma.”

“Ugh, how many times do I have to fucking tell you?  Call me Miu.  You don’t have to be so fucking formal!”

“Yes, Ms. Iruma.”

“!!!!”

~

Her father told her to keep her hands off the merchandise.

Miu thought that was a stupid thing to say the first time she heard it, because she’s never once been concerned about people keeping their hands off of her merchandise, but it was the last thing he ever said to her, so that means it was important.

Probably.

She didn’t even need his crappy ass mansion, or his butlers and maids and what all the fuck he had, because he’d basically thrown her and her mom out of the house a gazillion years ago.  The only reason he’d gotten in contact with her again was because she’d made a name for herself, and somehow that made her fucking worthy of his fucking attention, like she gave a single flying fuck.

But he’d named her his heir, which meant she had to take care of all his fucking bullshit, like he couldn’t have fucking taken care of that himself before popping off, or he couldn’t have his best maid ever TM take care of it for him, or something that meant that she didn’t personally have to manhandle all of his fucking wank—

She trashed the mansion before she sold it.

And then the sale fell through because she fucking trashed it.

So she tore the shitty ass tribute to his fucking everything down to the ground and built her own dream on top of it.  It’s not like the location itself was shit.  There was a lake over there with a pretty cool cave behind its waterfall (just like in every video game ever), and sometimes it was nice to just sit and think there while the water pounded her—

It’d be better if there was a hot spring so she could get all hot and—

She fired the butlers.  And the maids.  And everyone her father thought was necessary to keep his fucking domain going.  Because she could just make her own creatures or whatever to keep the grounds nice, if she wanted, and she definitely didn’t need all those fucking people around all the fucking time.  They would fuck with her vibes!

Except that was really fucking lonely.

So she kept one of them around.

….

More like she wouldn’t fucking leave when Miu fired her, like she couldn’t be fired or whatever the fuck, so.

….

Keep your hands off the merchandise.

Like anybody other than Miu would want to be called that.

Fucking asshole.

~

“Why are you even fucking here?”

“Your father requested my service.”

“Yeah, well he’s fucking dead, and I don’t need it, so—”

“He paid me well in advance.”

“So take the money and fucking run!  I don’t want you here!”

~

At first, Miu thought Kirumi was specifically attached to the mansion.  Destroying the mansion proved that idea wrong.

Then, Miu thought Kirumi was attached to the land.  She couldn’t sell it anymore, not without selling her new laboratory and the whole set-up, but she took off and roamed the world for a bit.  Said something about needing new ideas and did that thing you do with pet dogs sometimes – told her not to follow her.  But it didn’t fucking matter what she said – Kirumi was already there.  Ahead of her.  Like she knew just where Miu was going to be.

It was so fucking frustrating!

Miu made a robomaid once just to piss her off.

It didn’t work.  Both because it didn’t piss Kirumi off and also because it didn’t actually work.  Broke down in, like, five minutes.  Something about all the shit she has all over the lab making it unsuitable for cleaning.  Which is total bullshit.  The lab’s not supposed to be clean!  The robomaid should know better than that!  UGH.

Maybe being a good maid is harder than she thought.

But it’s just keeping stuff clean, isn’t it?

And doing the laundry, which Miu could totally do by herself.  Or make something to do for her; it’s not like modifying an existing machine is hard – she could do it in her sleep!  …once she finishes the invention that lets her invent stuff in her sleep.  Look, it’s harder than it looks!

And cooking, but Miu could just use a microwave, so that’s fine.  And tea, but they make good kettles for that, and she’s smart enough to not burn her tongue anymore.  And hot chocolate, which, fine, Kirumi makes the really good homemade stuff on the stovetop, but if she left a recipe, Miu could totally invent something that would do it just as good!

….

Probably!

…okay, so maybe having Kirumi around doesn’t suck ass.  Also, she’s kind of pretty.  She’s not the gorgeous girl genius by any means, but.  She’s not. horrible. to look at.

And if Miu is completely honest with herself, there are moments where she’s spent way too long in the laboratory where gorgeous shouldn’t apply to her by any stretch of the imagination.  She will never admit that.  But it’s true.

The nice thing about Kirumi is that she never acts like she smells bad.  She treats her like a normal person!  Which!  She is!

….

Miu hates it here.

~

“Kirumi….”

“Yes, Ms. Iruma?”

“…why don’t you ever call me Miu?  I’ve told you a thousand times!  Do you just, what, not like calling people by the names they want to be called?  That’s real shitty of you, Kirumi.  You should be a better—”

“It provides professional distance, Ms. Iruma.”

“...oh.”

~

Keep your hands off the merchandise, like Kirumi was just some thing to be bought!

You can’t just buy people!

That’s a whole other kind of service, and Miu’s pretty sure Kirumi’s not into that sort of thing.

….

She should ask, right?  She should totally ask.

Not because she’ll do anything, but—

~

“You didn’t fuck my dad, did you?”

“Excuse me?”

“I-I-I m-m-mean.  Um.  I didn’t—”

“….”

“S-s-sorry for asking, you don’t have to look at me like that, I didn’t mean it, I just—”

~

It’s so….

It feels like she’s tied up.

And not in the good way.

Not in the way she likes.

Or, at least, she assumes she likes.  She’s never actually tried it.  But it looks like something she might like if she did try it.  If she found someone worth trying it with.

Not the point.

Get on track, Miu!  Get it together!

~

“Kirumi?”

“Yes, Ms. Iruma?”

“Do you…like me?”

“As much as I’ve liked any of my masters.”

“….”

“You don’t have to flush every time I call you that.”

“I-I-I know that!  See, this is why I want you to call me Miu!  Then it wouldn’t be a distraction!”

“Am I a distraction, Ms. Iruma?”

“Um.”

~

Miu’s trapped, really.  It’s not like she can tell Kirumi she likes her!  Because what if she only likes Kirumi because she’s her maid?  That’s kind of gross.  Unless Kirumi likes that.  In which case, it’s not gross.

But she can’t tell if Kirumi likes her either!  Maybe she’s just another master!

So!

So she needs to fire her.

That’s the only way to fix this, right?  To approach each other as equals?

How can she make Kirumi believe that, though?  It’s never worked before!

Maybe if—

~

“Ms. Iruma.”

“Huh?”

“It would be to your benefit to put clothes on.”

“What?  Is this gorgeous bod bothering you?”

“No.  I simply believe that engaging in your projects in the nude will not end the way you want.”

“And what way would that—  OW.  OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW.”

~

She gives up.

She gives up.

She’s the most gorgeous girl genius in the entire fucking world, but she’s an inventor, she’s not a people person, and she can’t fucking get Kirumi Tojo to fucking quit.  Or be fired!  She won’t even be fired!

This is so un—

~

“Ms. Iruma.”

“Huh?”

“Do you really want me to leave?”

“Yeah.  I think you’re a shit maid, and I could do all of this just fine on my own.  You’re fucking useless.”

“Do you really?”

No.

“Y-y-yeah.”

~

Kirumi leaves.

Which Miu didn’t want, but she did, but she didn’t.

There’s so much trash in the lab by the end of the first day that she determines to make a better robomaid who can actually clean the lab.

No better time like the present, yeah?

~

Three weeks later, with a cup of noodles in one hand and a fork halfway to her mouth (and an untold amount of empty ones scattered across her desk and the floor and…a lot of other places), there comes a knock at the front door.  Notably, Miu can’t hear the knock, because she’s deep in her lap inventing something, but the camera at the front takes a quick snapshot and blows it up big all over her screen, which makes her stop.  Blink twice.  And then race to the front door without even putting the fork in her mouth or putting the cup of noodles down.

(She sniffs her armpits before she opens the door and winces.  Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.)

“Kirumi!”

Miu opens the door and leans up against the frame before realizing how rancid she smells and immediately putting her arm down.  “Missed me, did you?”

Kirumi’s gaze lands on the cup of noodles.

Miu throws the cup of noodles and the fork over her shoulder.

Kirumi’s gaze follows the cup and the fork.

“I’ll, uh.  I’ll just pick that up….”  Miu walks away, brushing her sticky – why is it sticky – hair out of her face.  She takes a deep breath, her shoulders collapsing.  She didn’t think Kirumi would actually come back.  She can’t ask her out like this!  >.>;;;;;;;

Kirumi places a hand on Miu’s shoulder and bends down next to her.  “Let me.”

“No, no, no, no, no!”  Miu slaps Kirumi’s hand away.  “Nope, nuh-uh!  You finally left!  You’re not gonna be my maid again!  Even if…even if I’m shit at this, I don’t want you to do it for me!”

“Miu.”

Miu flushes a bright red.

“Let me. do it. for you.”

“O…okay.”  Miu glances up but avoids meeting Kirumi’s eyes.

“And go take a shower.  Then we can discuss our continuing arrangement.”

“Our what?”

Kirumi reaches out, takes Miu’s chin in her hands, and lifts it so that their eyes meet.  “Our continuing arrangement.”

Miu swallows.  Nods.  “Okay,” she whispers.

~

Miu learns, eventually, that she does, in fact, like being tied up.

As long as she knows she can get out of the knots whenever she wants.

At least her hands aren't the ones on the merchandise.

[wuwiwuuwui]

robomaid????

[uhtceara]

Okay, but

A user who's too shy to ask their robomaid for sex, so they wait until she's in charging mode before using her body like a sex doll.

And they have no idea she's aware of it.

> GOD...

> I can only imagine seeing my owner get pent up during the day, then I'd pretend to shut down and feel them immediately pounce on me

> The drastic confidence shift is so perfect, would it be dreadful when I'm unable to contain my moans?

[viciar]

I spend a lot of time thinking about the kinds of interactions momo and iku might have lately. both are robomaids but their lives are probably very different. I imagine they might run into each other at the supermarket or spot one another from a window/balcony

[aery-c]

Robo maid 🧡 #robomaid #maidoutfit #orangehair #dumborangecat #me #iger (at Orange Cat Cafe) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn6vfrCBV7y/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kikaimarui]

Steam RoboMaid

[stellar-snz]

OC: Asami

I posted this here before but deleted it for some reason I can't remember, but here's one of my OCs. All of my friends say that she acts and looks like a dommy mommy but in reality, she's a huge girlfailure

Name: Asami Nickname: She can be called Asa, Mimi, Sami, or Ami, but special people can call her “Salami”, “Pastrami” or “Nori” Age: 23 Eye color: Red Hair color: Silvery Blonde Pronouns: She/Her Sexual and Romantic orientation: Graysexual Demiromantic Relationships: Asami is in a polyamorous relationship with both RD and Ruolan

(snz stuff) ✦ Asami has a pollen intolerance. ✦ She hides, holds back or stifles her sneezes because she thinks it's one of her many glitches. ✦ RD and Ruolan scold her for stifling or holding back because in all honesty, it just makes her sneeze more. ✦ Speaking of glitches, one of her glitches is her faulty battery. It could appear to be at a high percentage, but she'd end up suddenly shutting down at a random place. ✦ Her sneezes, as described by Ruolan are high pitched" and "girly" ✦ Her sneezes end in "-iew!" sounds (example: hiH'schIEW!!) ✦ Since she sees most patrons in the library do it, it's always been a habit of hers to cover whenever she sneezes. ✦ She always brings around a handkerchief to sneeze into. She prefers them anyways since they feel much softer than tissues.

(Backstory) Asami was a prototype made by a company named Obscura. She was originally designed to be a robomaid for those of the elite class, having no purpose other than to just be shown off, pick up after, and fetch items for their master. However, due to her disposition, she was scrapped and abandoned after the scientists deemed her to be a failure.

She was out of comission for quite some time, but was rescued by a girl named Ruolan and a fellow bot named RD when they accidentally discovered her despite their initial plan to practice their craft by spray painting the walls. Because of looters, she had to be brought into parts-and-services to get replacements for the parts she was missing.

After getting back up on her feet again, Asami found a job at a local library and assists the sweet old woman there with returning books to their shelves, helping people find books, cataloguing the library's resources, and brewing tea for the old lady

(Appearance) Asami is a robot that stands at 5 feet and 4 inches. She has a pale complexion but enhances it with red-colored cosmetics. Most notably overly dramatic eye-shadow that reaches up and spreads towards her temples. She also has a little heart shaped mole on her right breast.

(Personality) Since she lacks friends and is unwilling to go to places outside of Ruolan's apartment and the library she works at, she's socially inept and comes across as someone who is uptight, cold, and aloof. She also retains her original quick-tempered personality from her creation and is rather opinionated, unable to hold her tongue when someone makes rude or lewd remarks towards her or her loved ones.

However, Asami also has an insecure side to her, herself, believing that her worth is based on how much people like her. She also believes that her mismatched and "scary" appearance is unsightly and gets reasonably upset and refuses to talk when someone points out a flaw or makes fun of her. When it comes to relationships, Asami instantly latches onto the first person to treat her nicely, hence why she is very protective of Ruolan and RD. She doesn't have too much friends either, so she gets upset if the two blow off her invitations to go out, giving into jealousy and paranoiac thoughts easily.

When it comes to her likes, Asami is very much into fashion and make up, often spending her free time watching tutorials and practicing on either herself or Ruolan. She also likes to recreate outfits she sees online by looking for and purchasing clothing with similar styles and colors at the thrift store. Due to her love of this stuff, RD has dubbed her the "fashionista" of the their group.

In terms of dislikes, she doesn't like crowds, tight spaces, rain, loud sounds, and the goose in the park that keeps trying to bite her or steal her leg.

(heehee pics of my lil robot daughter) FRONT, BACK, SIDES

CLOSEUP ON THE FRONT AND BACK

HAIRSTYLES (She usually wears her hair down, but ties it up into a ponytail or bun if she really wants to)

BATTERY (Blue means "optimal" (100%-60%), yellow means "satisfactory" (59% to 16%) and red means "low battery" (15% and lower)

Credits HERE because I still can't draw for shit and I ain't using AI

[kibblemaniac]

new illustration on patreon !! not sure when ill post it tho..