#roblox man 😍

[platonicphoenix]

Overlord plays royal high 😍😍

He's a cutie patootie 🤭😍

"You ladies alright?"

@lord-overlips cackles

[justcallmesakira]

hihihihi AUGH i love ur work sm?!! omg if u can fyodor with a younger sister (she has the same level of intelligence of him and works in the doa and his organaization) who is dating dazai? :) I know there are some but i need crack and suggestive!!1

ty and er bye good luck take ur time!

"Fyodor with a sister dating Dazai''

Sypnosis: Your rat brother is anything but happy about the fact that you are dating his only enemy on earth! Good luck on surviving!!!

Genre: crack, suggestive at the end

Warnings: bombing, terrorizz, , mentions of maniupulative behaviour, mentions of verlaine, roblox radgoll, loads of simping words, me being down bad, making out (lol), your mom

A/N: my reqs are currently closed but ehhhh who cares lol also THIS WAS SO HARD TO WRITE HONESTLY- pls enjoy and reblog i tried my best--- *dies of mental ilness*

How bro-

JUST HOW DID U DO THAT W/O HIM BLASTING DAZAIS INTERNAL ORGANS? 🤯🤯🤯

No bcs fyodor did not even plan to let u meet dazai but ofcourse bcs of the dead apple tower and stuff and since then he had completly fallen inlove with you whether you are dostoevskys sister or not

He prob asked u to do a waltz with him in the mukokukokurokito or whatver the phuck that towers name was when you entered the castle with your brother

Fyodor WAS NOT happy because he saw the flirty glint in dazais eyes when u came

If looks cold kill-.. (KILL ME, RUSSIAN ZADD😍😍---)

And all you went was giggles and flirting back

Fyodor is prob gonna get his own medicine bcs they two are so like each other??? but he still couldnt believe how you with such high intelligence could fall for him???

(fyodor take your anemic medication first)

Dazai obv had some skeptics after you but like the manwhore he is and prob slept with the entierty of yokohama! ofc hes gonna court you as if you might not just use him!!!

Very (not) normal behaviour indeed!!

HELP YOU KNOW THAT ONE INDIAN RIZZLER VS. UWU CAT??? HES LITERLY THAT BUT

Dazai: "I fucked your sister she be screaming high pitch😈" fyodor: "What did you say, you little child i will crush your skull 😡😡😡should have known when i smile, I also play cello, i can be anything Уву"

that was UWU in russian btw-

But in all serious he will try maniupultaing you or gaslighting you into leaving dazai, he cant leave his only family to a man he does not trust! fyodor doesnt even trust himself-

fyodors gonna act a bit more colder then usual bcs of the fact HIS sister is dating someone and that someone is his enemy

Honeslty you go up to say chuuya whos like "why do i get deja vu-" *flashback to verlaine* you: "First time?"

But ofc since you are also extremely smart you somehow convinced him (after playing roblox radgoll with him for 8 hours) to let you atleast join date with dazai

I bet you rizzed up dazai by "He said his favourite colour was blue, so i blew him up😍💣"

*insert proud brother noises*

He speaks in russian or any slavic language whenever you three are in a gathering to mostly embarress dazai

I have seen some hcs on dazai being a collarbone biter so if you were off shoulder shirts and fyodor sees them by chance hes going to glare at you as if you are covered in mud :33

"Sister,,,what. is. that." *nasty side eye to the love bite on your neck*

Dazai 100% one time randomly pulled you into the alley and started aggresively making out with you with his hands literly sprawling all over your body like hes daddy long legs or sth-

Bcs HE KNEW that fyodor had cctv set in that part of the city and fyodor would be raging at the fact that the sluttiest man is touching his precious sister like that

bros gonna forgot abt human rights- oh wait hes russian

IF HE EVER CATCHES YOU TWO THO--

Like making out on some bed or sth hes actually no LIKE ACTUALLY GOING TO throw a whole ass cabinet at dazai with a face full of nothing but malice-

"How dare, an inhuman animal like you touch my very sister" "BRO CHILL I AM YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW--"

And your just trying to stop your brother from commiting murder even though that his hobby ^^

fyodor finally forgot he had anemia bcs now all his focus was to give dazai the most painful death know to the medieval period\

Good luck on stoping your brother from poking a fork in your lovers eye in family dinners!!

A/N: guys ik i am doing the valentines req pls be patient i am trying my best!! i have a relly bad mental health rn so yeahhh-

Divider crds!: @cafekitsune

tags! @silverbladexyz @biscuits-lovely-corner @riiwrites @heartsfourdazai @tojifile @atsquie @atlasnessie @chuuyasboner @yosanosboner @ruanais @darling--angst

[sethcertified]

「 SEVEN PLAYER GAME ! 」 . . . 📂

profiles - ekittens : mains

ekittens - known as the genshin trio on social media. Despite all having separate channels, they often collaborate and play games together. Despite being smaller creators compared to ENHYPEN, they are the some of biggest creators on social media right now.

profiles - ekittens : privs

meet the ekittens..!

Y/N - @ genshinaddict

• genshin and roblox content creator

• loves to create fan service moments so he can have compilations on YouTube of him and Felix and Bangchan

• Childe and Alhaitham main

• “where’s the kaveh to my alhaitham??”

FELIX - @ yongbok

• genshin gameplays and vlogs

• makes lots of vids with bangchan and y/n

• grwms because he’s pretty

• “get you a man who loves you like y/n loves felix”

BANGCHAN - @ christopher_

• used to just be the camera man for y/n and felix but after getting revealed once on camera, the fans wanted to see him more so he got roped into content creating that way

• producer and promotes his music via content

• now addicted to genshin cause of felix and y/n

• “someone make that fine ass cameraman a channel 😍”

©️ sethcertified 2024. all rights reserved to me. please don't copy my work or reshare without my explicit permission and credit

[dinaanana]

Them with a Teenager Reader:

Synopsis:How would They Act around Youngest member of their Organization

DoA X Teenager!reader (Platonic!)

Fluff/Crack

Written by a minor.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

( Pretend your Ability is Telekinesis)

Bro you're Annoying This Rat and It's so funny

Fyodor and Sigma are your Targets literally

You Get bored? Uncle Fyodor is there😍

You get Bored of Annoying Fyodor?

Auntie Sigma Is there 😍

(You barge in His Sky casino and Literally Scare everyone Away He chased u with a Mopper He also yells at u to stop Eating Casino coins or whatever they are called)

Anyways..this Isn't Abt sigma so

One day in DOA you were sitting on A couch Scrolling down your Phone on tiktok

You get bored And u Get an Idea!

You stand up From the couch and Went to The Crusty Rats Basement just to See him in His discord mod ahh sitting Infront of 100 Computer Screens

You lifted ur Fingers up And Made The mouse He was clicking on float above his Head.

He raised his brow and Didn't even Bother looking Behind him ''(Name)... give it back.''

''no you discord moderator lol'' You Cackled

''What the hell do u even do Sitting Infront of 100 screens doing Nothing'' you sigh

''Ohhhh Perhaps You Play Roblox?!''

He Sighs And grabs The mouse from ur Hands

''If so Whats Your Use-''

He closed the Door Infront of you.

Bonus

If you are a High Schooler he helps u Out with ur Homework And U get the top scores I mean this man Smart asf

Sigma

Omg.

He's done With you

You Literally Barge Into His Sky Casino Yelling And scaring literally Every worker and customer Away

He drags u away in his Office just to Scold u You hear Nothing cuz u Were wearing Airpods.

He snatched them Away from u and Almost broke it You Hit him..

He had a huge ass Bump on his Forehead after that for like 1 week (Nikolai made fun of him and praised you)

He thinks Maybe ur demonic Behavior is because of Ur Puberty since ur Still a teenager or? does this dude even know What puberty is? did he even hit it himself? Idk

All aside you Guys Are besties (He doesn't Approve that) ''What is Bestie?'' He asks and u explain it

''oh ok .um Betsie..'' ''Its bestie Sigma'' you Sigh

''oh''

He orders Some Food and Drinks for u When ur Hungry and you don't Pay ofc It's his casino He owns everything duh

You drink Iced coffee With him everyday You order Funny Straws To drink the coffee with

You even drink hot Drinks With a straw (I do that lol) He looks at u With Surprised face ''umm (Name) They don't drink Hot drinks with a Straw..''

''They don't? I do..''

One Time u were Trying to drink ur Hot chocolate with a Straw It was really hot so u tried to swallow it Slowly U ended up swallowing the whole Thing and Ended up Burning ur tongue and Choking

He panicked and almost fainted when u Almost died.

U help him out With his paperwork in his office too when he's too tired

You Draw on them Aswell☠️ he scolds u For it but u don't care.

Nikolai Gogol

You Two are the silliest😍🥰

Both of u are crazy Maniacs (You are a Criminal Aswell)

You pull Pranks in sigma really often and he falls for it everytime

He Sometimes Sends u Yourself to Annoy sigma and Fyodor Because They don't Lash out On you like they do with him so..

U guys Also steal Things 🥰

You want new Iphone 16? let's go steal it

You want new Clothes? his Cloak is Right here

You want new PC? Just borrow it from Fyodor he has like 100 And Giving u one won't hurt Right?!

(y'all Steal it anyway and get away with Teleporting Away)

You guys Also Play Cards like Uno, Poker etc. with sigma ofc

Once you two were in Sky Casino and Got Bored so You suggested to play Mafia

''But we are 3...'' Nikolai makes :( face

''Dont worry,'' You stood up from the chair And Went Outside for a bit

You forced every Single one Of Customer and Employee of Sky Casino to play Mafia with you

And they did

Y'all made A bet whoever wins Everyone Gotta buy Them Food and Drinks for free

You won

You literally ate every Single Food and drink (Except alcohol) That existed and was made And you were full for 3 days straight .

Remember The scene when Nikolai was Cosplaying policeman ? Yeah U Were there too Wearing Same Uniform Like him Going out chasing People scaring the Dogs Off

You bumped into some 500 pound Man and He yelled at u And Insulted you

You kicked him in Balls and made him collapse and You got the crowds Attention

''How many Pounds Are you?'' You asked With a closed eye Smile At the man who Trembled with wide eyes

''like 500 Pounds No?'' You laughed

''Then I'll shot u 500 times in the head.'' Your smile dropped and Looked at him with full on serious mode.

And you Did shot him 500 Times you don't know because you didn't care To count.

U earned Gasps from the crowd

''Ate 😍😍''' Nikolai Clapped

And the Police Arrived (The real ones)

bowed like they do at the end of the Theater Yeah Infront of the crowd and teleported away with Nik.

[wingstobetorn]

You want someone to ask about your Mutant Mayhem headcanons? Okay, I'LL BITE. Tell me as many of your headcanons for your favorite turtle! Or, if you have the time or don't wanna pick just one, you can do all of them!

Under the cut hgh (THIS IS MOSTLY LEO AHSGAH)

1. I'm emotionally attached to the headcanon that Leo and Raph are twins. Do they have canon birthdays? Yes! Do I care? Reality can be whatever I want it to be.

2. Leo uses every emoji possible, like 😊😍🤭🥰🫤💕😦😳😲😠😱😁🤬🙊👀🤯 and more! He tends to overuse 😊 when messaging April.

3. They have all cyberbullied each other (and others) on Roblox more than once. Well actually, Leo attempted but then he thought “hey what if Dad saw this and got mad 😔” and decided to stop.

4. Leo's favorite Sonic character is Amy, his favorite MLP character is Rarity, and his favorite Scooby Doo character is Daphne.

5. Raph gets a partner before Leo does and this either makes Leo SEETHE or actually gain hope for himself. If Raph of all turtles can do it, why can't he?

6. There is no possible way Raphael Ninja Turtle is straight are you kidding me. Trust me Casey is going to appear and this will make Raph realize shit about himself. Hey Seth you don't wanna make this guy a ladies man okay alright Seth SETH SETH.

7. Mikey is quite possibly the most aroace ninja turtle I ever seen. I'm so glad there's a 99.99% guarantee they aren't going to put him in any sort of romantic situation.

8. Not a HC but I am being so goddamn fr what the hell is wrong with this guy.

9. Donnie lives life as as a secret gachatuber and has 100k followers on his account.

10. Leo says “Hey well listen here buddy” before getting thrown out of a window.

11. Raph is like those dads who starts to get pissed off when their kid can't answer a simple math question. Except he is tutoring his brother Mikey.

12. Donnie and Mikey make art together :)

I do have a lot of serious headcanons too but I like getting silly goofy with things

[moonxcycle]

Could you write a story about a 7 year old who’s getting sexually assaulted in lions pride on Roblox by a 53 year old man Ty 😍

ofc love 🥰😍

this is dedicated to avery, a 7 year old who got sexually assaulted on lions pride.

"abc to be my mate, im gay and poly" the 53 year old man said.

"ABC" avery jokingly replies

"ok." the creep says 🐁

" hey pm me." the creep says.

"what?" avery replies

"private message." the creep says angrily 🥰

"oh..ok" avery says

*IN PRIVATE MESSAGE*

"hi" they both say

"do you want to have a threesome..?" the creep asked

"no...but like...idk sure...?" avery said.

(SHE ONLY SAID SURE TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN)

*the man proceeds to lead avery and samia to a field to have a threesome*

"top or bottom?" the creep asked the two girls

jokingly, samia says "BOTTOM"

*the man puts his head in averys bussy 🐁😍*

"ok im reporting him"

AVERY THEN REPORTS HIM WITH SEXUAL ASSAULT BE SAFE KIDS MWAH 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😚😚😚🤩🤩🤩🤗🤗🤗😘😘😘😘

[hott-brownn-sugarr]

So today is my one year anniversary being in a wonderful marriage with @ephxmerrxl

He has treated me so well 😍😍 Get yourself a man like him. He spoils me in owo cookies and played roblox with me, like does your man do that for you?? I don’t think so. 😋 (if he does stfu cause i didn’t ask)

We had such a meet cute too likeee 🙈

[spaghee-titty]

Live reaction of me going through the gift ;)

AHH DUDE THANK YOU THIS IS GENUINELY SO SWEET I LOVE IT

First impressions. The M. myers citrusy card is making me absolutely lose it LMAOOO I love it so so much it’s so silly. Gonna make a shrine to it 🗣🗣

The card reading “from Mysterious Gifter”

Absolutely top notch comedy. I have no idea who the gift was from, this mysterious gifter is so mysterious and cool and swag and awesome and amazing and talented

The birthday card. Absolutely loved it it is one of my favourite gags I love it LMAOO. I love the little “From Razz😎” at the bottom and the guy doing a thumbs up. I love it so much dude 🫶🫶🫶🫶 “what the card says but happy birthday” LMAOOO 100/10 perfect flawless spectacular

The wrapping is genuinely done so nicely??? And I love the paper it’s so cute cute. Also love the green ribbon that’s going in the hashtag scrapbook 😏😏😏

MY JAW ACTUALLY DROPPED??? HELLO??? RAZZ??? RAZZ???????? THE BOOKvvv}£ THE BOOKK RAZZ OH MT GOD DUDE I DONT HAVE WORDS ON MT DKG GOD THANK YOU I COULD SPOOCH YOU ON THE LIPS THIS IS SO KIND OF YOU????? Holy SMOKES man! I don’t have words. Jaw actually dropped right now. Best birthday gift ever you’re literally the best thank you thank you thank you ily 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🗣🗣🗣🗣😭😭😭😭😭😭

LMAOOO glad you love it so much i take pride in it YOU’RE GONNA MAKE A SHRINE😭😭😭😍😍🥹🥹hank hank it’s all so mysterious indeed hmm… 🧐🧐OH MY GOD HANK HANK😭i chose the wrapping paper myself thank you i have great wrapping skills OH MY GOD IT’S GOING IN THE SKETCHBOOK OH MY GOD😳😳😲😲 **my face right now being the roblox man default face** NO WORRIES it looked really pretty when i saw the covers i’m glad you like it so much i thought you would love it don’t worry about it happy birthday😭😭😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘

[sharkenthusiast10]

Welcome to my blog 😝

I'M making a get to know me post because I can

My name is Aj I sometimes post art here, and I would post fanfics IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY ASKED FOR THEM

I like sharks and crocheting stuff

It would be cool and based if you added me on roblox

Username is Shadowmaster_335 💀 made the acc in 2021 I was emo ok

Fandoms/fav characters from them

•Spider-Man - The Spot, Doc Ock, The lizard 😍 (DR. CONNORS ONE CHANCE PLS.🙏)

•Stardew Valley - Shane, Elliot, Mr. Qi

•Sonic the Hedgehog - Shadow, Sonic(obv), Eggman

•The Owl House - Luz, Matholomule, Eda

•The Moomins - SNORK(yall sleeping on him), Snufkin, Little My

•Fnaf - Ballora.

•There's more but this post is already rlly long 😭

Uhh cool actors I like

•JASON SCHWARTZMAN 😍😝🙊😘

•Oscar Isaac

•John Mulany (idk if that's how u spell it)

AWESOME SAUCE W BASED MUSIC 🔥

•Current Joys

•Coconut records

•Gorrilaz

•Selena

•Pierce the Veil

•The Mamas and the Papas

•Fleetwood Mac

•Santana

Nobody reading allat but whatever

[axelchainzzz]

my roblox avatar looks like she would say the most out of pocket shit known to man

yes I am in the rats united group😍

[greatpersontyphoon]

Chifyugsdfozrotyp you like that man is that your name and address is my holiday season is your OC and then I can see what I can do 😉😜 really show up to dit you want me 🥰😘😍 you play Roblox on t mobile 📲 you play with your imagine 😻 you like that one you want to talk to come 🫴 you like my Avatar fo fum the cat is in labor so I don't care because I have so much to do in this game is over and we are you doing today are you play ⏯️⏯️ hdyeueyue you play with your name 📛 you play with you man like that man I don't know what are your name on Xbox app for iphone and Android to iphone hotspot to my show is on Xbox one you want to come 🫴 you play Roblox fo Roblox fo fum so do I love you too lm really show is on Xbox app that you have to be a good 👍 you play with your mom and Bambi Bambu the cat 🐈 you like my Avatar fo Roblox fo Roblox fo Roblox fo you play Roblox for free and ycdhvjgmuugy you play Roblox on Xbox one you want to come over here and then I can come get you play Roblox fo sho you like my Avatar for the cat you have sonic exe you like that man 👞 the cat is a video of Roblox id for what I can do to your body 👅 you like my Avatar for the holidays are you play with your imagine 😻🤩

[kayrllylikesblitzwing]

Hnnnghhhhh I should be drawing transformers …

BUT I LIKE THE ZOMBIE MAN.

HELLO I’m posting some ocs because recently I’ve gotten into a new rp server and it’s like one of those usual “oh kids go to highschool and they have powers and it’s alllllll monitored by the government” BUT they allow aliens too so it’s pretty neat

I brought in a TON of my old ocs who I used to use Back In The Day when I roleplayed on my hero academia roblox servers which HAS to be the most haunting, most horrible Experience of my entire life thus far. But basically I redrew a lot of my characters who I added to the new server im in and gave them a basic little sketch design and NOW im going to INTRODUCE THEM TO YOU

The girl in red is Fuji she is very mean and very manipulative and very evil and her ability is basically she can just glitch. Like it’s so funny the universe thinks she’s an error so she constantly like fades out of existence and stutters and lags and stuff but still remains. She can glitch through walls, lag and glitch other people, and even insert something like a trojan virus into others, where she can control them remotely, albeit she won’t have control of her own body while she controls them…. PRETTY COOL, pretty EVIL!

NEXT the weird SpongeBob looking thing is literally god. I’m not joking!!! In the lore of my own universes this guy, Sir Boxers (which, fun fact, had a close friend name him and it stuck perfectly!!!) is legitimately god he has the ability to warp reality and do legit whatever he wants. Ofc for the sake of the rp I have to tone down his power so we made this super crazy dramatic backstory that he was like the reigning but benevolent king of his dimension but then he got usurped by some evil force and sent into another world, trapped in a weaker, smaller vessel that can’t do as much as his other godly form, and he’s like trying to return to his dimension to restore order… it’s a funny thing LOL he’s just a joke character

Next is T-0FF-E3 of TOFFEE, and I HAVE DRAWN AND POSTED HIM BEFORE!!! I just didn’t like his design cuz he was too skrunkly so I bulked him up. I already talked about him but basically he was a regular dude and when his powers started showing up he just like mutated into a machine. Super nice, doesn’t know his strength, I love toffeee

Next is Liberty and I very Love Her!!! She’s a little bit of a mess because she’s both like a gym bro but also a cat girl so she’s pretty funny LMAOO she’s extremely competitive and almost aggressively supportive but also has the ability to turn things into weapons!!! As long as she can put both of her palms on something she can turn it into a weapon but that does NOT mean she can use it effectively, because a) the more elaborate the weapon, the more energy she needs to use on it to create it, b) the mass of whatever she makes the weapon on doesn’t change so if she makes like a weapon out of something heavy she might not be able to pick it up and c) she has NO EXPERTISE in any weaponry WHATSOEVER lol

Next is… Romeo 😍😍😍 he’s fucking disgusting! Little Zombie Boy “died” when he was an infant of like some sort of tumor in his brain but even though he was medically dead his body just persisted on its wild Basically his ability is he has full control over every single individual cell in his body and can use his his abilities to manipulate his flesh and stuff however he pleases and can just put himself back together if he’s torn apart. He’s like that trope where people talk abt bats and they’re like THE BATS ARE MORE SCARED OF YOU THAN YOU ARE OF THEM becuz Romeo lowkey is scared of everyone NOT socially inept but he just doesn’t like to interact and because of his strict upbringing

Next is Coronette and OKAY SHES ONE OF MY ALIENS Coronette was initially a part of a species I made for transformers where this group called the crixstaline were Cybertronian minicons that escaped to another planet, initially just to colonize it but then they sorta mutated with it… anyway Coronette is similar to that but I removed all of Cybertronian stuff from her stuff and made them just a species of PURE crystal theyre so cool they have their own language and like customs and stuff and UGH I might post their lore Bible one day it’s so cool anyway. Coronette is a princess from Crixstal, which is a planet that fell to foreign alien influences, and she hates earth and is stupid and dumb and wants to go home but doesn’t know WHY she can’t go home (planet was destroyed L BOZO) and she’s an iPad kid

TWO MORE second to last is CHIP and first of all I would like to say he is named after my dog and I have three ocs named after my dog two are named Chip Mooney and one is Chip Gebelhoff and the second Chip Mooney is based off Neil cicierega—

BUT ANYWAY this is the ORIGINAL CHIP other than my dog Chip used to wear red but I made him blue bcuz it fits him better and because I wanted a rainbow with my characters designs Anyway chip has the super power of onomatopoeia which means that when he says words like Pow or Boom they actually take affect in the world around him. This is disastrous and deadly and after he unintentionally nearly killed his father by activating his powers on accident, he has become mostly selective mute. He’s really guarded with how and when he talks and he’s JUST like those redditors who write like scripts of how they’re supposed to like interact and talk with people so he specifically doesn’t accidentally say a word that might trigger his power’s affects anyway he has my favorite ability

AND FINALLLLY we have Whizzer he’s a little guy the youngest oc of the line up. HES AWESOME he’s actually a remake of one of my OLDEST OCS EVER, who was an umbrella academy oc. Whizzer has a weird little astronaut bubble head not just to protect himself from anything, but to mostly protect others— FOR YOU SEE, whizzer’s ability is that his lungs are SO POWERFUL, if he breathes, he can basically desolate an environment of all of its oxygen and even take the oxygen out of other peoples lungs. He wears his little bubble so he doesn’t suffocate no one but also so he doesn’t breathe in nasty stuff like smog or bugs all of the time cuz that??? That would be bad.

ANYWAY. That’s my oc post have a wonderful day!!! Will blitz post soon❤️❤️❤️

[justcallmesakira]

Bsd men with a childish s/o:

Sypnosis: how they go on with their day with you :333

Genre: crack, low key fluff

Warnings: mention of roblox, McDonald's, LOADS of blasting stuff, torturing Mexican man, war flashbacks

Dazai-

• one word, power couple (more like powerblasting the agency every couple of hours)

• he absolutely loves your childish demeanor, like bro you saw how he acts? He gives undeveloped 22 year old man and so do you🙃

•anyways he actually enjoys your company, your cute little childish acts and stuff

• ex: blasting the electricity cables of Yokohama, drawing silly little Sanrio doodles everywhere, going ":3"after cutely making the enemy go insane etc.

•honestly he would definitely take you to the playground instead of a fancy restaurant 😘👍

•probably swings with you on the swings •"Couple found playing in a children's playground before getting hit in the anal by lighting"

•bro he would go with your childish and stopid tactics😰😰😰

• "omg let's make a paper boat and ride it down the river😍😍🤩😘😘🥰" "anything for you babygorilla😏😈😈😈😽😼"

•like seriously though the agency actually worries, not for dazai but for when he gaslights you with a lollipop into committing double-plugging each other off

•he still enjoys your childish antics, you would go with a cute Lil face doing dumb stuff and he will just watch you with soften eye

•anyways you two have matching energy but unless your in real danger he's not saving you... He's joining you😰😰😨

Chuuya-

•hahh....

•he's so done with you

•you would act so silly and chilly that's he's gonna get literally WAR flashbacks (dazai I am lookin at you and your little lighter🤨🤨

•when ever he took you to McDonald's you would ask the employee for extra sauce and he would ask "why would you want extra sau- AND WHY ARE WE IN MCDONALD'S ORDERING HAPPY Meals????!!!" *slurps down every sauce packet* "it's for the toy, chuuya"

•he totally not traumatized by your tactics <33

•poor chuuya he just wants to have a nice romantic bath with you and there you are with rubber ducks and balls everywhere

•"darling Ily but why the hell did you stick rubber ducks on your body with Elmer's glue? 😃" -chuuya probably

•even during hard missions your so unserious😭

•it's scares him how goofy your are during a shooting..... *flashback*

•he wants to put like a dog leash on you so I don't wander off Dora the explorer live action (NO YALL NOT IN THAT Way) •chuuya=🙅 you begging him to buy a children's kitchen set= 💁‍♀️🔪🍳.

•he genuinely likes your sweet little innocent side

•whenever he's tired of babysit-- I mean taking care of you he takes you to kouyou and goes 🕳️🎢 'bye'

•HELP AUTOMOTIVE BIBI FOGASA STARTED PLAYING-😰😰😰

•he still cares for you especially when you are tired and fell asleep he would carry you to the bedroom and sleep with your head on his shoulder and him giving you a soft smile :)

•just don't remind him of a certain someone.... 🤕

Fyodor-

•he doesn't know why he picked up a street dawg like you

•careful who U call street dog before I leave you on the streets😃

•you and gogol would do stupid stuff in his room, run around playing tag all over his office and there he is with his silly little discord mod on his computer (fyodor please get your rusty ass off from that computer)

•you actually like his goofy cartoon mouse logo and made merch out of his organization 😘😘😘

•"myshka, why are you wearing my organization's shirt and a-" "shhhh- I am promoting your company" "what"

•he's just like chuuya but calmer and is questioning how you can act so carefree while he's brutally torturing a Mexican man

•LEAVE THE MEXICAN MAN ALONE FYODOR-🇲🇽

•still he buys you those kitchen set toys so you won't scream "shimmy shimmy ya" during the Doa meetings😃😃😃

•it's actually kinda sweet bcs of the dynamic you share like-- cold x cheerful

•you begged him to play roblox with you

•"I have work to do" "you can blast people in this game" "..."

•"yadayadaya safusafusafu" -you

•he likes your cheery mess but keep it at an extent before he sends you to the adoption center

•ADOPTION CENTER KINK---

A/N: I am sorry this is bad but it's my first post so please be patient I will start a writing blog with rules and all ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

Divider crds: /@junkyukim on pinterest

[ashley101mlg]

Some things abt me!

Things I Like to do/like

Fav colors -pink, red, white, black

Reading -wp, ao3

Makeup, shopping

Shows-the untamed, mdzs, tgcf,South Park, sds, hxh, seraph of the end, black butler, saiki k,soul eater, bsd +more

I have 6 dogs! And have 4 siblings

Age range 12-14 if you wanna be friends!

I like watching jay kubz scouts I'm a big fan of his videos

Some games I like - Sally face, fnaf, roblox, I play royal high, bloxburg, tycoons

Artist- Melanie Martinez(I prefer her cry baby abulms more than others), Lana Del Rey+ more just can't recall

Social media -insta, snapchat, Twitter (don't use it), tiktok, I'm planning on getting discord

I don't really dislike anything, kinda all ig for nw

Type of emojis I used -😨😍😭🤦‍♀️💀😧💗😜👏😼😢😡😣🤫😏😛🤞(they change every week)

[saintharvest]

also guys i am BEGGIN YOU to play edward the man eating train on roblox it’s genuinely fun and terrifying my username is cranberryfarmer if u wanna play 😍😍😍

[fudanshiatlas]

for the ask game :3

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom?

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites. /nfta!!

OH!!!!! HI UM yeah okay :33

F: i've been on the vocaloid fandom since like 2016 or so??? and i still am! i lied about my age to go into amino and roblox roleplay games lol... simpler times!! vocaloid is one of those fandoms i get tired of once in a while but always come back to. also, not my longest, but i have to mention that i've been in the d4dj fandom for 2 years now B)

S: TRANSFEM TSUBAKI AOYAGI. APPLAUSE.

U: EHEHEHEHEEHEHEGEHHEHEHEH

aoi miyake (d4dj) maybe a little biased cuz shes literally my wife but!! her character is just sooooo well written i love everything about her i could talk for hours on end about it (but im too lazy to) like i just love how organic her character development feels?? like compared to most other characters in d4dj shes the one that feels the most like a real person with real feelings and real experiences and i adore that sooo much

athena cykes (ace attorney) because i relate to her backstory on a personal level (dont think too hard about it haha) and i really look up to her in a way? like the way she was able to deal with her trauma and pass on her mother's legacy is very admirable and like.... i may or may not have a psychology hyperfixation........

now to complete my fandom holy trinity the other one would be an eve character but................ i don't have any favorite character from knk so i'll just say eve himself cuz TEEHEE PRETY BOY WITH PRETY VOICE 😍😍😍 (he is literally a grown ass 29 year old man and i need therapy)