Incorrect quotes Part 2 (RnM fanfic related)
Part 1, Part 3
Ratchet: If you had 7 cookies and I asked for 3, how many would you have?
Pinkie: None.
Ratchet: This is basic math Pinkie-
Pinkie: I would give them all to you because you are my friend!
Ratchet: [holding back tears] Disgusting. Get away from me.
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Optimus: I’m adopting another child.
Sunset: Congratulations, Optimus! That’s great-
Optimus: It’s you, sign here.
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Sideswipe: NO. NO SHUT- SHUT THE FRAG UP!
Rainbow: YOU KNOW I’M RIGHT!
Sideswipe: NO, YOU’RE NOT! YOU’RE STUPID! YOU’RE DUMP!
Rainbow: YOU JUST DON’T WANT TO ADMIT THAT I WAS RIGHT!
Sideswipe: YOU’RE NOT!
Rainbow: I AM!
Strongarm, beyond confused: What are they arguing about?
Twilight: Fnaf lore.
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[on a walk]
Bumblebee: It’s beautiful out here.
Fluttershy: And quiet.
Bumblebee: Too quiet.
Fluttershy: Did we lose someone?
[cut to Pinkie and Smokescreen screaming while running from a bear]
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Sunset: Ratchet isn’t answering.
Twilight: I’ll call.
Rainbow: Twi, we all tried several times each, what makes you thi-
Ratchet: Hello?
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Rainbow: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Bumblebee: Wasn’t Sideswipe with you?
Sideswipe: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Sunset: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Fluttershy: How can you still say that?!
Sunset: Because when things get though, denial is all we have.
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Rainbow: Don’t worry, if there’s a bad guy within a mile of us, I’ll sense it.
A Vehicon: *appears behind her*
Rainbow: May be a little off my game here.
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Ratchet: You think I enjoy being a mother hen to you all?!
The whole team: …
Ratchet: Okay, fine. It’s like a crack to me.
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Rainbow: When I was little-
Sideswipe: Pfft, “was”.
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Ratchet: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Twilight: It was me…
Ratchet: …Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Rarity: This is a mistake!
Knock Out: A mistake we’re going to laugh about one day!
Rarity: But not today.
Knock Out: Oh, no. Today’s going to be a mess.
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Rainbow, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Sideswipe, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Pinkie, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Smokescreen, trembling: What are we even playing??
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Rarity: Just be careful, Knock Out!
Knock Out: I’m always careful, my dear!
Knock Out: It’s everything around me that’s careless.
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Pinkie: I’ve already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Smokescreen: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Sideswipe: Yo, come here.
Rainbow: For what?
Sideswipe: Just come here.
Rainbow: Nah, you’re gonna hit me.
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Twilight: Am I in trouble?
Arcee: Take a guess.
Twilight: No?
Arcee: Take another guess.
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Rarity: You often use humor to deflect trauma.
Knock Out: Thank you.
Rarity: I didn’t say that was a good thing.
Knock Out: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny.
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Sideswipe: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Rainbow: You and me!
Sideswipe, tearing up: Okay.
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Optimus: With great power comes great responsibility.
Sunset: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Twilight: How do I deal with my enemies?
Arcee: Kill them.
Twilight: That’s a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.
Arcee: Kill them only a little?
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Pinkie: I have made a complete replica of the Eiffel Tower out of popsicle sticks!
Smokescreen: Pinkie… how much popsicles did you eat?
Pinkie: I can’t feel my tongue and world smells of colors!
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Bumblebee: I know you two snuck out last night, Rainbow.
Sideswipe, whispering: Play dump.
Rainbow: Who’s Rainbow?
Sideswipe: Not that dump!
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Shockwave: This kind of idiocy will NOT be tolerated in my laboratory.
Steve: Is there a level of idiocy you'd be more comfortable with, sir?
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@countlessrealities asked: / Shipping Call (Accepting)
OHH I SEE A TON OF IDEAS! JUST HOW I WANTED! Just for peeps on the dash I'm making this a Read More tho so I can go through and give my feedback on each! Thanks for all the ideas!
💙/💚Mabel with Dipper / Ford
THIS IS AN OBVIOUS YES! How can I say no to the Pines not being the Pines!?!?!
💛 Bill with Dipper / Ford
Dipper and Ford would gladly participate in hating on Bill. I'd also throw out an idea with Dipper for some kind of AU Where he actually works with Bill in some sense!
💙/💚 Rick & Morty wiith Summer
God. I am totally down for their canon dysfunctional family canon relationship
💚 / ❤ Morty & Summer with Jessica
I still need to make Jessica Icons I just realized, but YESS! I'm especially down to make romantic ships for both.
💚 Morty with Danny (open to shipping too, depending on your interest)
Despite me never thinking of it. You have caught my interest with the romantic ship idea. The platonic angle at least, totally works to.
💚 Summer with Jazz (as above, open to shipping too, depending on your interest)
This is very much another approval from me, on both ends! Jazz and Summer would make a power couple and bounce off each other.
💚 Summer with Ember
I can see them weirdly getting along well even to the point I would ship them together!
💚 / ❤ Summer with Nergal Jr.
Yes, I need more reason to play the boi, Nergal Jr! I also shipped them before with a friend of mine, so I'm like so down for this!
💚 Summer with Mandy
Ohh, I like this idea and would love to explore it! Actually, now im thinking of throwing Mandy at Morty..maybe romantically even for him?
💚 / ❤ Vaggie with Cherri / Loona (the ship part only in an AU where she's not dating Charlie ofc)
Ofc that's just what I assumed with the AU haha! As for the platonic, all the way! The romance, I'm so here for it. I especiially love playing Cherri and need more excuses to use Loona.
This is a long list x'D Tho, I wanna add that I'd love to have Zim & Dib interacting with my RnM muses, Ivy with your DC muses, and anyone with your Billy and Mandy muses
Honestly I'd love to do all those and maybe EXPAND AND MAKE MORE IDEAS LIKE THE MAD MAN I AM!!! pff
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