you can too mb if you play your cards right. ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ 28 she/it creature of all kinds (crow, deer, kitty etc.) pfp by @gardenofcabbage :3 no minors pls sometimes reblog nude/suggestive art
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watching girls make out = awesome
making girls watch out = asshole!!!!!!!!
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i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers
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trying to get the hang of drawing Glados,,,, i loveeeee my wife but why. is she so hard to draw man
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glados rescuing chell from being blown into space, waiting anxiously for her to wake up and being SO relieved to find she's alright... glados calling chell her best friend then immediately remembering she needs to be under at least twelve layers of emotional repression to function, sending chell off to the surface because she misses how frictionless and uncomplicated her life was before they met... telling chell that killing her would be an unnecessary effort then immediately exposing an unarmed chell to an army of turrets only to have them perform a song glados composed (which translates from italian (romantic language) to) "goodbye, my dear" instead of easily dispatching of her, giving chell her freedom AND a companion cube to accompany her, THEN singing a breakup song about how badly she wants to forget about chell so she can stop having a conscience and feeling so bad... portal 2 toxic yuri hall of fameeeeeeeee
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Cops are trained to be bad. Anyone who insists on being good is not welcome.
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I can't help but notice the increasing population of princesses on this site, leaving one extremely important ecological niche underfilled: the sinister royal advisor.
The time of the treacherous vizier is nigh.
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struggling to figure out how tumblr is losing money
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She keeps insisting on doing his makeup and painting his nails and making him wear chokers and taking embarrassing photos to show to all her friends. But, hey, that's just relationships, right?
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