#rizzards

[theodoradevlin]

William walks up to Theodora at some point in between classes, a floating quill and parchment trailing behind him as the prefect finishes his dictation and smiles at you.

"Theo, hi, a quick question. Which one sounds better to your ears: "Are you a tree? Because I pine for you" or... perhaps "Aloe there, handsome"? Also, have you seen my Andrew anywhere today?"

“Pine tree, definitely.”

She tries to peek at the parchment, nodding approvingly. Felix truly learned from the best.

“He actually had an impressive show at Summoners court this morning, so I’m sure you’ll find him in a particularly good mood today…Incase you need any test subjects for these masterpieces.”

She smirks then speaks softly to the quill to try and sneak in a line, “…Are you a trampoline? Cause I’m about to jump.”

[emmy-dekarios-bg3]

**EDITING MY POST TO CORRECT THE OG ARTIST! Credit is basessilis on Twitter / X 😊**

[my-maehem]

Made a sequel to one of my most popular posts

Edit:

GUESS WHAT!

You can now get a matching shirt/sticker with your Elminster 🤲

[lacquerheadd]

pov: you glance over during training in camp

[mysticalfg]

Bloodweave nation hello. They make me mentally ill <3

[convelocity]

Gone with the Weave

[the-wizard-kisser]

My cameo from Tim came in. I'm losing my fucking mind.

Prompt: Gale went on vacation, got back, and saw the notes from the sub. Is fed up with his class

Tim fucking DELIVERED.

[gale-dekarios]

based on this

i really need to know morena dekarios, absolutely criminal that we never actually meet her.

[shadydruid]

✨️Illusory magic has the power to conound the senses, to render the impossible into reality, and to allow expression of that most magical attribute of all: imagination ✨️

Gale Oracle Card is ready! 6/10-13 cards ready!

[insert-silly-name-here]

Daily reminder: Don't cast counterspell, hold their hands and kiss them on the mouth (block verbal and somatic components)

[hekuuu]

Gale’s romance scenes will work so well on Astarion you can’t convince me otherwise

[ahjiing]

🥺🥺🥺🥺

[partially-controlled-chaos]

My mother has absolutely fallen in love with Gale and it’s the single funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

So for some context:

My mom is in her late 60’s and can’t live alone so she lives with me. She enjoys watching video games as an alternative to tv (this woman played the hell out of the PS1 so I’m not surprised). She always gives me her reviews on the games I play and loves some more than others. With that being said…

She hates Baldur’s Gate 3. Hates it. Despises it. “Worst game you’ve played by far.” She doesn’t like fantasy genres and doesn’t like a whole lot of combat. Now admittedly she didn’t start watching the game until Act 2 (health issues) so she missed the entire opening and Act 1 and had NO idea what was going on. I tried explaining as best I could but she didn’t fully understand.

Now she doesn’t like anything remotely spooky so the shadow lands was a nightmare for her to watch. Hated it. Hated the characters.

Astarion was too mean. Didn’t like Wyll’s horns and red eye. Karlach was too loud and didn’t like the horns. Shadowheart was too gloomy. Lae’zel was too creepy looking and mean (still haven’t won her over in Lae’zel). Halsin was “creepy looking” (I don’t get it either). Hadn’t met Jaheria or Minsc yet.

Now admittedly I hardly used Gale in my first play through so she never saw him or knew he existed until Act 3. But the second she saw him? Heart eyes. Put on her glasses to look at him better. Rizzard of Waterdeep got her GOOD.

Loved him to the point where she asked if I’d play it again JUST to romance Gale so I agreed because I was going to romance him at some point anyway. And when I tell you that woman is SMITTEN.

Every day I get home from work and it’s “when are you going to play your game? I want to see Gale.” “Kiss Gale. Do a kiss. There’s different kisses? Do them all I want to see the kisses.” “HE HAS A CAT??”

Very quick to tell me on what romance dialogue options to pick. I have no say in the matter they’re all her choices.

Oh and Mystra? Hates her. Can’t stand her. “Blast Mystra with your fireball thingy.” “Can you kill her? You should kill her.” “Gale better be praising you and not Mystra.”

I mean it’s a complete turn around and this is now her favorite game simply because of Gale Dekarios.

And if you’re curious, here’s her ranking of most to least favorite characters.

Gale (and Tara by extension)

Karlach

Astarion

Wyll (was very upset when I had to reject post dance kiss)

Halsin

Boo (not Minsc, just Boo)

Jaheria

Shadowheart

Lae’zel

Withers (genuinely afraid of him)

[bleecake1]

[sleepycrawlies]

what if the always amazing gale of waterdeep did one of those 80’s style televised dating profiles? <3

full and total credit to Fae Galicaea or @/faedoesntrun on tiktok for requesting this cameo from tim downie, it was such a hilarious and wonderful idea I’m sobbing <3

[worfs-glorious-hair]

Some templates were stolen from bg3darling on IG. Thanks a lot for the inspiration!

Even more Gale memes I made instead of working…

And just in case you couldn’t tell, I am completely deranged for that man. He is everywhere and everything I see when I close my eyes and I wouldn’t want it any other way