#rizz so far in the negative its a positive

[adhd-fandom-hyperfocus]

I feel like general space marine rizz is "Your clothes look nice. They would look better on the floor."

Their negative rizz and autistic qualities out here actually allowing them to get all the guys and gals.

They just don't get how, or even aware that booty is after them.

[syn4k]

okay so after asking a younger friend of mine for the meaning of some more common gen alpha terms and lingo, here's what i've been able to pick up on so far:

gyatt/gyat: fat ass, large butt. evolved from the phrase "god damn" -> "ge-yott damn" (drawing out the vowels in god and adding a t at the end for extra emphasis) -> "gyatt damn" (vowel sound evolving to be pronounced more like "bat") -> somehow transformed into a noun referring to one's butt somehow

alpha: does NOT refer to the omegaverse, although its origin similarly refers to the leader wolf in a pack. is an adjetive which refers to someone who is generally well respected or powerful; positive term, is a compliment

sigma: a modifier placed in front of nouns that emphasizes them in a way i don't quite understand yet, i.e "sigma male." seems to be used in somewhat the same way as "very" or "extremely" but for nouns instead of verbs or adjetives?

rizz: one's ability to successfully flatter a romantic interest or get them interested in them. i KNOW there is a synonym of this that's more commonly known (for example smooth, slick) but i can't find a 1:1 comparison or equivalent word anywhere so i'll get back to this one later. positive term; is a compliment

rizzler: related to above; is essentially someone who is very good at pulling bitches. very positive term; compliment. the "-ler" suffix is the same as the Onceler which is why i was able to pick up on this one instantly, i wonder if that's where they got the idea from

skibidi: adjetive. HIGHLY contextual word that can either be positive or negative when referring to someone, but seems to be mostly used neutrally to positively. indicates that the subject's actions is or would be positively received within Gen Alpha spaces? can also be used as a noun in very specific cases (i.e "and that's on skibidi"). refers to the popular animated YTP series Skibidi Toilet. (note: the full phrase "skibidi toilet" when used as an adjetive seems to be pretty negative, mostly due to the emotions associated with toilets.)

fanum tax: referring to the influencer Fanum, who jokingly stole/steals food from their friends on stream. similar concept as the sibling tax or parent tax, in which a family member snatches food off of your plate and is allowed to because they're related to you. i'm pretty sure this phrase can also be used to refer to jokingly snatching all manner of things from people you're close to, not just food. despite being commonly associated with them, a lot of gen alphas don't actually know what this one means either, so i had to do some digging on Urban Dictionary to figure it out. noun; neutral. (something i find interesting about this phrase specifically is that in it, the name Fanum has been turned into a simple noun, like how people will say "googling it" when referring to looking something up on the Internet.)

i spent like twenty minutes writing this out hope it helps someone! if anyone has corrections or comments, feel free to add :]

[understandableparadox]

The Grand homestuck oc tournament poll! Round 2 begins!

Its time for round two, once again time to pit special little guys vs self created blorbos, it is recommended to share as far as you can! remember, be nice and have fun with it!

Nahlee Rovian

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He is just silly.

He is just a guy who would eat a slice of cheese off of the floor, cheese of unknown origin. 

He is a sweet and funny guy and is way too easily trusting. 

If this guy was a playlist it would be "weird al" and "ninja sex party".

He smells funny.

No rizz.

Tamidn K'sazze

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Rudy Webster

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Rudy is a 21 y/o guy(?) who lives in the small town of Junebug. he lives with his 2 moms and service dog and is dating his childhood best friend. he works at the local library and is all around seen as a nice, albeit introverted, boy. but... his true passion lies on the Internet, where he boasts a kinda-small but kinda-big youtube subscriber count. his main claim 2 fame are his MLP:FIM reviews, which are as opinionated as you'd expect but a bit more positive than most bronies at the time. the other half of his content consists of delving into lost media. (which happens to be his second important special interest. the first is mlp g4) Other interests include internet archival, html coding, piracy, and DOOM. 

online/in videos rudy presents himself as sarcastic, quick to yell at inconsistencies, and Very emotional at times. in reality he definitely is all of those things but dialed down a ton. he's sensitive to rejection and very hard on himself because of that. he hates when people complain about the things he likes and takes lots of shit that doesnt have anything to do with him personally (thats the anxiety talking) he's been hit with the ol' depression + GAD + autism combo so his life can be a living hell sometimes, but his girlfriend and dog help calm him down when he's stressed. there's  also some toxic masculinity + gender crisis going on in that brain of his but  he'd rather die than admit any of that. even though he has all these negative traits, he's helpful in his community (online and irl) and affectionate towards the closer people in his life. most people just dont see that side of him.

[nomsfaultau]

Daily ask №16!

A mashup of random questions edition!

I've seen screenshots from a discord server with all of the fault characters in your posts. Is it like a private rp server where you roleplay? Do you roleplay with friends? Am confusion

What is each character's and yours favourite weather?

Headcanoning that Evil english would just be slang. From all centuries combined. So like. "Hii, how goes't doing? We sh0ulda sl@y on dis mew1ng rendezvous cuz YOLO n me fam iz gonna bee there. Omg did ya 1nv1te that anti-skibidi loose woman with negative rizz 2?? Damn, ur a real hater." (Hi, how is it going? We should try our best at this gym session because you only live once and my friends are going to be there. Oh my god, did you invite that childish ugly prostitute too? Wow, you are a real asshole.). Like, can you just imagine Wilbur actually speaking like that? Just.. casually? Sounds great to me. (I dare you to try and write a sentence in that style.)

Which any characters from Fault would you want to have as plushies? What types of plushies would they bee, do you think? (Tommy as a weighted plushie because of that drawing on him sleeping on Phil and them both being in denial about his size?)

Are you going to participate in the artfight this year? If yes, then account link maybe?

1.It’s from a small scp server with irl friends. The plot lines were crazy. It’s been dead for over a year, but I’m the funniest guy alive and wanted to share the highlights.

2. I personally like the wtnv weather, and thunderstorms. Tubbo hates rain and wind and cold for bee reasons. Actually I think all of them hate the rain, Tommy gets worried about contamination, The Blade takes forever to dry and smells awful, Wilbur rarely had a roof over his head. Phil’s probably fine since he can just evaporate it and has nice wings for umbrellas. But he personally likes when it’s scorching, since he likes sunning himself like a lil lizard. The Blade likes the wind, how it ruffles through his fur and allows him to smell really far which is good if Foundation goons are coming. Wilbur goes for overcast days, since too bright can sometimes limit the effectiveness of the void. Also a very slight wind, not too much to move its hair from blocking the void but also enough that movements beneath can be handwaved as a breeze. Tommy prefers colder weather, since he wears sleeves a lot.

3. Oh God. Yes I think Wilbur could deffo speak like that, since I think a component is distinguishing between modern and archaic terms since otherwise it would have a very different speech pattern. Wilbur would know what skibidi means even if I don’t. Let’s see.  

“Okay bit of a red flag but an oomfie of mine was rbing from someone who’s moots with the F*und@t10n. Like do they NOT know they’re my opps w straight up ohio level rizz ifkyk. Kinda sus ngl. I’m going to unal1ve them since I’m in my villain era and quirky like that.”

Poor Phil is completely and utterly lost. Tubbo could keep up a little because they have grandkids.

4.I want a The Blade plush sooo much. So incredibly fluffy. I think he’s one of the reversible plushies where the other form is a blood splattered Blood God. Tommy should be a little chibi head with the weight to it so kids can chuck him at each other and get in trouble with their mom. Tubbo too and they have little charms attached, like some bees and little representations for the Hive. Phil is in dragon form, super long, and has a wire so you can position him in loops and what not. Wilbur is frowning in a cute way and the void is a pocket where you can store snacks and whatnot. 

5. I’m not really sure what art fight is! :D

[make-dragonspyre-great-again]

for the ask game! ive been asking everyone so far about quartermane sooo how about him?

and idk if youve been asked about dyvim yet but if not ɛ:

/whifflingwizard

quartermane is an interesting one... i dont really think about him because tbh i kinda had to skip past all his dialogue when i was on my death bc my buddy wanted to speedquest im so sorry quartermane fans...my storm is getting close to lemuria so this time i'll make sure to sit back and listen a bit more though! even then im not safe because his "TO ADVENTURE" still haunts me in my sleep.

in all honesty i actually have NO clue exactly how my wizards would interact with dyvim because uh tbh khrysalis is a bit or a blur to me in all cases so i dont really remember much nor have many thoughts abt the NPCs (which i'll have to fix soon for Cethin's lore) but lets just say they all think he's cool and like him very much as a basis and ill figure it out another day

Stallion Quartermane

Alicia DragonHeart - neutral

Finds him irritating.

She was among the votes to leave Quartermane entombed in his block of ice within Madness Mountain, but did lose the debate to Morgan & Destiny and thus convinced to thaw him out of it.

Went home with a migraine after having Pork and Quartermane in the same room for an extended period of time during the events of Selenopolis. Khonsu gets to feel her migraine-enthused wrath personally by the end of the night.

Destiny NightStalker - positive

Similar to how he taught Ozzy what "Skibidi Toilet" and "Sigma Rizz" means, he's trying to teach Quartermane modern earth slang and sayings for no other reason than "it's really funny when he says it." and "it irritates Alicia."

Holy yap. Pork, Quartermane and Morgan can talk for hours and not run out of any subjects. (Four-way unmedicated AuDHD)

He's very interested in what worlds Quartermane has discovered, mostly in order for him to gain information about certain life and reagents out there he can use for Projects.

Rika TempestSurge - positive

She loves Quartermane's energy, as she is rather loud herself. Calls Alicia a bit of a hypocrite for disliking Quartermane for his noise despite being almost as equally loud as him and Rika in situations.

Gets in to in depth conversations with Quartermane about Celestia, whereas she won't share a word with the actual Spiral Geographic Society because she doesn't like how they invaded her world and caused Problems.

Sierra LifeBloom - positive

After Alicia, Morgan and Destiny save Pork and Quartermane, she swaps out her position with Alicia by her request and thus goes to help Ivan and Dyvim instead with Rika. She didn't believe that "the four of them can talk that much" - she does now.

She is rather soft-spoken, so conversations between her and Quartermane typically result in him interrupting her accidentally before apologising and telling her to continue with what she was saying. "Apologies, my friend! What was it you were saying?"

Kestrel SunPyre - neutral

Growing up Marleybonian, she heard all about the great Stallion Quartermane and how he helped start the Geographic Society and discover distant worlds. She is tired of hearing about Marleybonians, especially since she was forced to grow up with proper manners like the dog instead of the "rowdy, stinky nature of those street cats".

She is aware his legacy isn't entirely his fault and instead how the Marleybonians pick a person and idolise them as a pinnacle of evolving their society, but it doesnt change the fact she's had to hear about him so much. It doesn't upset her when Morgan talks about him however, its just when the dogs do it.

Holly GrimTundra - negative

As someone who prefers quiet, the amount of noise that Quartermane makes greatly upsets her. He's loud and obnoxious, which is something that Holly doesn't like.

They at least somewhat appreciate his enthusiasm and dedication to research and discovery however,

She voted to keep Quartermane in the block of ice because she "didn't like his vibes", promptly being the only one to pay attention to what the Old One was saying on the console while the rest argued.

Morgan LegendHunter - POSITIVE

As the resident lorekeeper and history nerd, they lost their absolute minds upon seeing Quartermane and realising that he was still alive after his mysterious disappearance.

Was the first one to mention thawing him out, starting the whole argument as they tried to convince the others it'd be best to thaw him out.

Thrilled to see him again in Selenopolis, catching up with him about if he's found any new worlds and whatnot and how the rest of the Heroes of Lemuria are going.