#riverdale remix

[sidneylover122]

Or Nah

Warnings! Smut, G!P Y/N, Cursing

Y/n Andrews has been friends with Veronica Lodge since Veronica arrived in Riverdale. They became even closer when Archie, your brother, started dating Veronica. Over the time that you and Veronica have been friends, you had developed a crush on Hermione, Veronica’s mom. You knew that it was bad to have a crush on her best friend’s mom and married. Although, you couldn’t control the fact that you liked her. When Veronica’s dad came back in town, from prison, it hurt you. You hated the fact that your sliver of a chance with Hermione was now gone. Then, Hiram started making Archie do jobs and he then started making you do them. Although, Hiram was your brother’s boss, and Hermione was your boss.

One day, she had a job for you. She told you to meet her at her apartment. She told you that Hiram and Veronica weren’t at home. You were kind of weirded out by this, but you could never tell her no. You got to the apartment and waited for her to let you in. When she did, you were surprised to see her in lingerie. She closed the door behind you, and she had this predatory look on her face. She looked like she was about to eat you alive. You asked, “What is the job you had for me?” She said “I need you to pleasure me.” This shocked you but also enticed you. You wanted her. You needed her, and you couldn’t deny her request.

You began to take your clothes off as you leaded her to her bedroom. You were excited for what was about to happen. You closed the door and pushed her against it. You began to kiss her with passion. You had already taken off your jacket and shirt. She began to unzip your pants and pull them down. She then climbed on the bed and pulled you down on top of her. You told her to take off the rest of her clothes. You then stuck two fingers inside of her and thrusted it. You began to slam it into her at a fast pace. You watched her face contort in pleasure. At this point, you didn’t care about Hiram and the fact that you were sleeping with his wife. You cared about Hermione more than he did. You heard her moan and gasp. You then moved your fingers side to side. You heard her whimper. You loved her reactions and you wanted more. You then added a third finger and began to speed up your pace. She screamed “Y/N!” as she came.

You then flipped her so that she was on top of you. You then grabbed her and put her pussy on your mouth. She moaned as you began to lick her. She tasted so good. You then stuck your tongue inside. You thrusted it in and out to make sure that she felt good. She whimpered at the overstimulation, but you couldn’t care less by how cumdrunk you’ve become. You kept eating her until she came all over your face. You licked her clean. She moved lower so that she was cuddling you. You asked, “Did i pleasure you enough?” She said, “Yes, that was better than Hiram ever did.” You laughed and cuddled into her. You’d finally gotten the woman you needed.

[saturnaftertaste]

I would like to hear your hirarchie opinions!

oh anon, you’re too sweet. you do spoil me so ♡

so, my take on hirarchie?

look. as a feminist, my first thought in the archie-ronnie-hiram subplot/relationship triangle will always be veronica. as such, my thoughts on hirarchie come from the angle of thinking about veronica, who is a very interesting figure in the case of the Jughead-Narrated Riverdale Universe.

first of all - veronica is a legacy outsider to Riverdale. i’ve mentioned this before, but out of s1’s protagonist cast, ronnie was the only one to not be white. not only this, but hiram’s history itself starts outside of riverdale. unlike betty | alice, archie | fred, cheryl | penelope, jughead | fp, veronica | hiram do not have history here. in fact, archie, betty, jughead, and cheryl all have direct ancestors who landed in riverdale in 1580 - i.e. as per colonial “american” practice, the town was “built” by them and their descendants.

so what role do the lodges play in all of this? the blossoms are rich, the andrews’ are good, the coopers are cunning and the joneses write the history, so what role do the lodges play in the existence of riverdale? are they even necessary for that existence? my point is this - nothing happens in riverdale until a lodge shows up.

think about it! we’ve seen riverdale prime start up twice - once in season 1, once in season 7. a lot of people pin jughead’s narration from s1 on jason blossom’s death (“little miss inciting incident”) but my take on this is that the starting point of any riverdale story is the entrance of a lodge. one of my main riverdale theories is that while the events of s1-4 are narrated by jughead, s5-7 are original written pieces by jughead within the meta of the river-verse. as given in the canon, jughead is not a very good writer - so to keep riverdale afloat from s5-7, the stories he tells are essentially ripped off from the first four of seasons, remixed and then re-presented: hence, when s7 starts in the 50s, it starts on the day when veronica comes to town, just like s1, except there is no murder; jason blossom doesn’t exist.

what does this have to do with archie? good question. i’m getting there (i promise. i hope).

this post by @/wallbeatjournal talks about how just because archie and hiram aren’t related, it doesn’t make it any less incestuous. that is what got me thinking about the riverdale citizens’ roles in their society. as the town pares down in terms of citizens, season by season, and the “following in. families’ footsteps” themes become more and more in-your-face, one must question the cycles and where they came from. interestingly enough, the modern-day riverdalians are 1-to-1 copies of their ancestors, with a specific focus on gender. the farthest ancestors shown are not patriarchal heads of houses— instead you have: asher andrews, blessing cooper, james jones, charity blossom. obviously, we do not know if these are “true”; as per my personal theory, this is all jughead making filler backstory for s6 bc he’s alone and trapped in an empty bunker trying to power a dead universe for himself. however, the genders and the naming conventions match our current protagonists. moving forward in time and referencing the parents of the riverdale citizens, all of them who have a historical colonial ancestor become one of their parents, usually looking like one of them as well, despite the end goal being to break out of their cycles of perpetual violence; usually, the parent they become is the one they share a gender with:

betty is the “gang leader’s girlfriend/perfect small-town girl/thrill-seeking investigator” -> all roles alice has occupied, in that order. notice how despite hal’s attempted influence on her, she does not become a serial killer.

jughead is the “writer/gang leader/scholarship kid/alcoholic” -> roles both F.P and his grandfather occupied. he is incapable of leaving riverdale permanently, like F.P., but unlike gladys who left prior to any inciting incident.

cheryl is the “alive half of a pair/center of tragedy/repressed rich kid/witch” -> roles occupied by penelope blossom as more of the story is unveiled, reflecting cheryl’s life? or cheryl reflecting penelope? (remember, clifford blossom dies before s1 is up, so in this way, jason and clifford match in that they are the Dead ones.)

(remember, this is all through the jughead lens, so it’s all subjective. anyway)*

so where does that leave archiekins and veronica?

veronica is interesting, like i said before. she has no colonial ancestor; her ties to riverdale do not extend beyond hiram’s own. in fact, you could say that veronica and hiram have no ties to riverdale at all, since it was jaime luna that came to riverdale, and hiram lodge who left to manhattan after he married hermione.

veronica is also interesting in that she’s the only one out of the main cast to not be the same gender as her primary-complex-relationship parent. although hiram is not present for season 1, most of veronica’s conflict still stems from his existence as her father. veronica is a girl, yet she does not resemble hermione in her riverdale role**; she is her father’s daughter, constantly actively fighting him while mirroring his own traits. the owning of businesses, the murderous intent, the guns for hire (reggie, circa s3?) thé illegal activity? the mob interactions? she is not a gangster’s moll like hermione ends up as; she is the gangster. remember that episode when they all got sent to therapy in the guise of “college counseling” in their senior year? it’s openly stated that one interpretation of hiram and veronica’s relationship is combative, and that hiram doesn’t see her as an extension of himself, but rather an outside agent who might take his place (hence veronica has to “beat” him to win.)

all this to say that the lodges are, on a narrative level, instigators. (the party don’t start till i walk in! - veronica lodge, 2017) not the blossoms. veronica comes to town, and the story starts. hiram comes to town, and veronica and hiram start fighting on various battlegrounds, for some unnamed, constantly shifting purpose. the lodges do not belong in riverdale, and the story is aware of this, but the story/the town also knows that it cannot exist in reality without the lodges jumpstarting it’s existence. only one lodge can bring back the other (veronica in riverdale brings hiram to riverdale; hiram’s nefarious plans for sunnydale truly bring veronica back to riverdale); only one lodge can get rid of the other (hiram attempts to send veronica to harvard, veronica chases him out of town with the shotgun AND orders a hit on him), and yet - the town needs one lodge to keep things moving (the juvenile prison, the speakeasy under pops. the sunnydale development project, the babylonium) the lodges are the only access to growth and change the town has. otherwise, it sits on its haunches, repeatedly producing people who are named like their ancestors and look&behave like their parents.

all except for one person; the one person who becomes the rope in the lodges’ metaphorical game of tug-of-war.

see, archie, through the jughead lens, is special. archie is complex. where everyone else has to be bent to fit a stereotype (girl next door, rich girl, tragic victim, mindless jock, gay best friend), jughead’s narration expands to fill in the gaps about archie (he was a victim? he was clout-chasing football star? a musician? a folk hero?every government service? he fought a bear???) archie, i think, is the only one he allows free will/choices—archie is his protagonist, so he must have a story, but also is the object of his affection. hence, archie “tries” to be like his perception of his father (“good” “kind”, “strong”, male) but often ends up behaving like his mother (leaves people, bisexual***, protective, desperate for the american dream****, redheaded) while also making other choices - presumably, those choices were based in the reality that jughead is recording from s1-s4, and everyone’s actions around archie’s choices are folded into their characters to the fit the stereotypes and story arcs they inhabit.

so what happens when an instigator meets the only other person in their path who has free will? when veronica comes into contact with archie, she jumpstarts the betty/archie thing that supposedly has been simmering for years. when hiram comes into contact with archie, archie unlocks a new ability to take matters into his own hands. veronica consistently enables the choices that archie makes, whether good or bad, and hiram constantly unlocks new levels of action in archie, whether good or bad.

hiram’s influence on archie is obviously paralleled with hiram’s own story, but instead of inflicting it on his daughter who he comes into conflict with, he tries to instigate new levels of action from archie. i think if hiram had had a son, riverdale as a story would cease to exist because the point of lodges, (and i do mean lodges, not lunas) is to be different, even to each other - hence them creating change. riverdale’s near-all-white population in hiram’s years? he moves there, and now the town has someone new and different to them in poverty. his daughter comes to riverdale, and all of a sudden the entire social balance and relationship structures of the town’s youth are upended, because she’s new and different to them and rich. he becomes a lodge; she becomes a luna. he pushes archie to take action (i.e, red circle); she takes actions for archie (raising money for the community center). if veronica had been a son, chances are he would’ve followed so completely in hiram’s steps that he wouldn’t have come to riverdale at all.

why else would they fight as equals? only one of them can be in riverdale at a time. otherwise, they cancel out - hiram puts archie in prison, ronnie gets him out. hiram buys pop’s? ronnie buys pop’s back. and so on and so forth.

hirarchie exists and functions because hiram is one of the only two factors the town can rely on for any kind of change, and archie is jughead’s clumsy (remember he’s a bad writer!) projection of the town’s soul onto his best friend; thus archie is at the mercy of the lodges because the town wishes to express itself through a story, and a story requires conflict, something that cannot be produced without the presence of an outsider.

*the jughead lens is both misogynistic and apathetic but most importantly it’s simplistic. jughead himself does not make it as a writer in nyc beyond his one book - this is because he is unable to write characters that cannot eventually be folded into one-dimensional tropes that are very obviously props for his own opinions and desires.

**side note: while hermione does not have any ancestors mentioned in historical riverdale, someone matching a younger version of her/teenage veronica does exist in rivervale. this, along with teenage hermione’s description of her mother’s job cleaning houses in the “midnight club” episode, establishes that hermione may have been here longer than hiram — and yet, veronica only follows hiram’s patterns, not hermione or her unnamed grandmothers’.

***bisexuality is presumed on account of the interest-in-reggie-and-jughead sub?text and the absence-is-presence of jarchie in the polycule from s7.

****it is implied that mary explores her sexuality after she leaves fred (at least, that’s how i remember it, please correct me if i’m wrong) and the marrying fred and settling into the american dream as fast as possible draws parallels with archie being desperate to maintain “normal” - the wedding fantasies with veronica in s2, the trying to make it work with betty in s5, the insistence on a baby in s6 - this, apart from the red hair, is the greatest similarity archie has with his mother.

[strawberrystepmom]

people I still believe I could work it out on the remix with:

- kishimoto

- the barista who wrote candle on my cup three years ago

- Cheryl blossom from riverdale

[sarahowritesostucky]

Spotify Shuffle Tag Game

Tagged by @smlmsworld. Thanks!

Let you spotify predict your 2024!

Rules: shuffle your On Repeat playlist, and the first twelve songs represent your 2024.

I don't have Spotify/Pandora, so I did this with my Youtube music on shuffle instead.

January- "The Promise" by When in Rome

February- "Wicked Game-ft. Chillion" by Bthelick, 9TS, & Seren

March- "I Can't Stand The Rain" by Adam Lambert

April- "Enjoy the Silence" by Trevor Something

May- "Creep" by Radiohead

June- "Frozen" by Madonna

July- "Stronger" by Kanye West

August- "Mad World" by Riverdale Cast

September- "Like U" by Rosenfeld

October- "Falling" by Madeaux

November- "Shameless" by Camila Cabello

December- "Should Be Higher-MAPS Remix" by Depeche Mode

I listen to a lot of depressing-ass music, so I didn't have high hopes for my outcome, lol.

Some random, no pressure tags:

@stuckydrewx, @ms-existentialcrisis, @autumnrose40, @ace-in-reserve, @sergeantbarnessdoll, @sebastianstansleftbicep, @gunsandspaceships, @pia-bartolini, @dienaziscum, @xoxobuckybarnes

[rythmicjea]

This is it... The third to last story of this series. Also... It's the night. There's some unexpected guests, some high school drama, and a very very secluded train car...

It was originally called "Put Your Head on my Shoulder" after the Paul Anka remix. But, Stand By Me was the song I listened to on repeat while writing this sooo... lol. Also, HUGE shout out to @bossbex for beta-ing it. It was her first time being one and she was GREAT!

“Jughead, you can’t keep feeding me all of this. I won’t fit into my dresses!” She sat agape at the spread he had made that evening. It was practically a Sunday Roast for a family of eight for only the two of them. “I don’t have your metabolism.”

“Oh… I’m sorry, were you under the impression some of this was for you?” He teased her as he plated up their dinner.

Veronica snaked her arms around his waist. “Jughead Jones… Do you like voluptuous women?”

He looked like a lightbulb went off over his head. “Why yes! Yes, I do.” He thought that was pretty obvious. He remembered telling her that his first celebrity crush was Elvira. When she asked him why, his only answer was ‘you know why’. “But, you know I think you’re the closest to ‘perfect’ when you are yourself and not trying to be who everyone thinks you are.”

[papapoutine]

I don’t think I will ever get over Riverdale making a dubstep remix to Archie’s homoerotic vigilante group call-out video/death threat to a serial killer.

[anarchoarchie]

hey riverdale tumblr it’s been 3000 years life has been crazy i hope everyone is doing well. does anyone have the link to the ringtone by 100 gecs rico nasty remix jughead edit i have been trying to find it all night please please

[chonidale]

the ep was so bad for choni wow

lmao you really tried it. any long time choni that has had to read people hate on choni because toni ~loses herself when she’s with cheryl or claims cheryl overshadows her or makes it all about herself as if toni’s lack of focus wasn’t just because the writers were racist was eating that plot up with a smile.

riverdale giving them remixed versions of old issues, but having them deal with it head on and honestly and so much more maturely and swiftly than the last time to show their growth as well as shut down any antis arguments is music to my ears. a perfect way to build to their real reunion in the real world too.

but i know you’re not a choni fan and just a troll trying to make choni fans miserable, but don’t bother trying, we’re having a ball in this bitch, even if we’re the only ones because everyone else is some degree of miserable lmao

[riverdaleheritageposting]

I cant find it, but there’s that one post someone made of the Riverdale cast singing about doing their interview, and it’s a remix. It is unfortunately the funniest thing I have ever heard but it is also a masterpiece. It is for those reasons I submit it as a Riverdale heritage post

my psionic riverdale warriors help me find this post

[saepiae]

watching the riverdale scene where archie gets ritualistically sacrificed and thought of this song

[allurared]

mad world versions ranked:

5. mad world – gary jules, michael andrews

4. mad world – tears for fears

3. mad world – seal (live at new orleans)

2. mad world – tears for fears (world remix)

1. mad world – original riverdale cast recording

[kurthorton-moving]

Eight questions for nine people

Tagged by : @kurjaks Tagging: i get so nervous w these i worry that people will hate me for tagging them sdkjfhgdk but i genuinely want to know so if u see this consider urself tagged

1. Last Song I Listened to : reruns by SUGR? but specifically the dauwpunt remix

2. Favorite Color : i love me some reds. but also some blues. but also. i hate to admit this i really do. i Love me a pastel beige kinda color i really do

3. Last TV Show or Movie I Watched : this kinda gets answered in the next one bc i literally just finished an episode of castle, but excluding that i watched an episode of riverdale and the last movie i watched was saltburn lmao

4. Currently Watching : credits just rolled on castle 5x12, ab to start 5x13

5. Sweet, Savory, or Spicy? : im so so big on both sweet and savory. i think overall i tend towards savory slightly more bc i fuck so hard w soups, but i love love love chocolate so sweet is also good

6. Relationship Status : i have had one relationship in my entire life and i broke up with him because i thought i was a lesbian but it turns out that not only am i into men i just didn’t like that guy at all and was simply experiencing a lack of interest

7. Current Obsession : outside of work i dont really have time for my obsessions much these days but mary-kate and ashley media is my favorite thing i love them so much i have so many books and i just got more dvds and i have some playstation games

8. Last Thing I Googled : technically it was “deqls” bc i spelled deals wrong and hit enter too fast and the url i was going for obviously did not autofill bc it had no idea what i was talking about but other than that i googled a phone number that rang me earlier. i didnt notice the number so i didnt answer the phone then googled it as soon as it stopped ringing (all that came up on google was like. the manual for and amazon listings for a foot pedal automatic hands-free opening system for cabinet doors so. thats cool ig

[angelsafez]

ABOUT ME

— 23y, born and raised in Portugal

HOGWARTS HOUSE: Slytherin; Ravenclaw is my second house.

ASTROLOGY:

Sign: Aquarius

Moon: Leo

Rising: Scorpio

MBTI TYPE: INTJ

FAVORITE COLOR: I don't have one, I believe it depends on my humor; but more usually than not is a dark cold color.

FAVORITE FOODS: 'Bacalhau à brás', 'Cozido à Portuguesa', Russian Salad, Bolognese and Carbonara

FAVORITE DESERTS: I've a sweet tooth, so I like the majority; but I'd say my favs – at the moment – are 'Bola de Berlin', 'Pastel de Nata', Mille-feuille, strawberry cheesecake and well-made macaroons [not even worth it to mention ice-cream, tell me a person who can have it and doesn't like it?]

FAVORITE DRINK: 7up/Sprite, lemonade, water [forbidden of having caffeine due to health issues]

FAVORITE APPS/WEBSITES: AO3, YouTube, Instagram, Tumblr, Tiktok, Pinterest [rip twitter]

FAVORITE ANIMAL: Felines – especially cats, they are so 🥺 –, Puppies – can't have cuz my cats are very territorial especially one of the female ones –, Horse, Bunnies...

TV SHOWS/MOVIES WATCHED BEFORE: TVD, Lucifer, OBX, HP, WOWP, W.I.T.C.H., Winx Club, Riverdale... [so yah, I normally just jump right into fanfiction & don't lose my time in the canon]

FAV TAGS ON AO3: depends of the show/movie and/or ship; enemies to lovers, age gap, older man/younger woman [if the couple is the type 'he will kill for her' or 'he hates everyone, except her' even better] ...

COMFORT FICS:

If You Could See What I See by minnimoi [SBxHG]

Marriage Act of 1998 by maisey2k10 [OWxHG]

MUSIC

— it's not cuz I like a singer/band, that I am a fan of them or I like them as a person, I might not even follow them in a personal basis.

Fav Genre: Apop, Reggaeton, Funk; speedup remixes

Fav Singers: Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Maluma, J Balvin, Halsey...

Fav Bands: Maneskin, 1D, Little Mix, 5H

Fav Songs: 'Beautiful Liar' by Beyonce & Shakira [spedup remix]; 'Human' by Rag'n'Bone Man; 'All of Us' by Labrinth & Zendaya [those are the ones that I'm more obsessed nowadays, there's more of course but I'd say these 3 are the MAIN ones]

I believe that's all, leave a comment if you think I forgot anything else.

Have a good day, with love...

ღ Viicktoria ♡

[slytheo]

the only guy from riverdale whose name i recognize is archie and i feel like every time i see a post about riverfale there’s a new ship that mashes his name up in some barely recognizable way why is he being remixed so much

[riverdaleremix]

[devitalise]

no one gets me