#risotto being adorable with his s/o

[mrsvalentinefucker1]

La squadra with a s/o Who likes to be spanked and have their hair pulled

With a s/o who likes being choked and spanked

Risotto: Ris has obviously done these things to people in bed before.. I mean look at him…But with this comes some degrading, if you don’t like it tell him but it’s basically just a habit for him. He does praise you as well so… He will not hesitate to fuck you while he yanks you hair and puts your back to his chest, I mean- honestly it’s hot as hell to him as well as it is for you. Risotto isn’t really into spanking as much though, he will do it but it hurts his hand and he doesn’t know why you like it so much. Still hot to him tho.

Prosciutto: He lives for this. His daddy kink shows so bright when you ask him to do these nasty things. Smacks you across the face “you’re too much for daddy, Troia..” he huffs out as he pulls your hair and kissed you neck. He spanks you over his knee all the time. If your acting bratty he will punish you, your ass will be red and you will be crying after, but not crying from pain.. from sexual frustration. He absolutely adores it and you HAVE to count aloud.

Formaggio: Formaggio is such a spanking fan, he loves to spank you all the time. Just smacking your ass in general but he likes to hear you whimper as he fingers you and spanks you. He doesn’t mind hair pulling but it’s not his all time favorite, he just loves to spank you more than anything!

“Oh come on! You weren’t whimpering when you were acting like a bratty slut earlier!” Then another smack comes across your ass

Ghiaccio: Ghiaccio is R O U G H! He loves to be rough and he loves to spank you. Hair pulling isn’t complete if he’s not spanking you while he’s doing it though. Degrading you is all apart of the process. You can’t get through a session without him saying some kind of nasty degrading thing too you. He likes to take his anger out on you so hair pulling and spanking are the way to goooo😩 he absolutely can not get over it. But you will be hurting… everywhere

Melone: melo loves to spank and loves to hair pull. But he pulls hair lightly unlike some people.. (ghiaccio). He pulls you in by your hair and kisses you passionately before you beg him to fuck you, then he spanks you for even thinking to beg like a slut.

“Tsk.. principessa.. begging like a slut isn’t going to get you what you want. Now you know what to do” he points at his lap and you already know to lay over his knees and he makes you out too.

Illuso: He only likes hair pulling no spanking. It hurts his delicate hands and he doesn’t like it. Maybe once in a while he’ll do it but it’s very rare, it only happens when he’s super angry at something and he wants to take it out during sex.

He loves to hair pull tho, yanking you by the hair and hearing you gasp as he pulls you close to him

“What did you say, y/n? You like it when i pull your hair don’t you!?” You whimper and he bites your neck

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[industriallyinsecure]

May I please ask for headcanons for La Squadra with a s/o whose stand is able to see the future and warned them about their deaths and how to avoid it please

Your boyfriend stares at you in confusion, and then at your stand perched on the low table in front of you. Time After Time, a little projector with tiny, cartoonish legs, flickering its light at him.

“Please! Please, you can’t go!”

Your stand, while adorable, had just shown him his own graphic, violent death at the hands of some pink man and an airplane stand

At first he asks you to prove what Time After Time was showing was the future, and not just a projection of your anxiety

The little stand hops up and down and flickers at him, frustrated, just like it’s user

“Remember when we went to the races and I told you to bet on Camembert?”

It takes some convincing and several more specific instances, but he eventually caves to your teary eyes and wobbling lips.

When you tell him about the potential deaths of his other squad mates and proceed to show him each one, it further cements his decision to not take action

“You’ve already convinced me, sangù, you don’t have to show me any more.”

For now, he hugs you tight to him, whispering sweet words of affirmation to you while he tries to calm you down

He has to pepper about one thousand kisses to your face and lips before your sobs turn to sniffles, and soon you’re fast asleep

It’s back to the drawing board for now, he didn’t want to take any chances

He subconsciously covers his neck, but that doesn’t stop him from bitching at you for ‘lying’

“It’s my fucking job! You knew that when you started dating me!”

It only makes it worse

Much, much worse

You start crying harder, falling to your knees and holding onto his leg like a child throwing a tantrum

There’s no words to your sobs, just heart wrenching calls of his name and ‘please’

Ghiaccio’s stomach is twisted into knots at the pitiful sight. He can only stare down at you with a furrowed brow.

“Please, how can I convince you?! It’s the truth Ghiaccio! I would never lie to you!”

Ghiaccio was the screamer in the relationship, but right now you were putting him to shame.

He bites the inside of his cheek as he stares at you, eyes traveling to your little stand. It hopped and stamped its comically small stick feet

Any desire to be right or poke holes in everything you say is thrown out the window when you look up at him with your big watery doe eyes

“Fuck’s sake, fine. But you’d better convince Risotto first.”

What you had just shown him was borderline comical

Was that really your best attempt at dissuading him? A snake bite?

He brushes it off as you being clingy, much to the dismay of your stand

“I appreciate that you care so much, but this isn’t exactly convincing evidence.”

He doesn’t expect you to get so angry at him, much less your little camera stand.

And he definitely doesn’t expect your stand to retaliate by showing him the other gruesome deaths of his teammates

Seeing Formaggio burned to a crisp and Illuso reduced to a toxic sludge made his skin crawl and bile rise into his throat.

His fingers tighten on the sides of his laptop, your utterly distraught features adding to the guilt and disgust

“Let’s say I believe you. (He does, but he’ll never outright admit it) how am I supposed to explain this to Risotto? That my honey bunny is actually a Pythia and can predict the future.”

Secretly excited about the discovery of your stand and is mentally making up ideas for what the stands of your children would look like

(He settles for little Juniors with Polaroid cameras)

Tunes your attempts at “convincing Risotto” out and pulls you into his lap to distract you.

To him, it was like something out of an American cowboy film. Caught in the wheels of a train and shredded to death

You and your stand stared at him expectantly, you with watery eyes and the stand with an unblinking lens

“Che sarà, sarà. It comes with the job.”

He doesn’t mean to upset you, but it’s inevitable, isn’t it? He’s an assassin, it’s not like the possibility of him him dying was far fetched

Of course, his attitude towards you just makes you cry harder, the little stand flickering wildly.

He tries to play it off like it doesn’t bother him for a few moments, but it’s hard for him to play it cool when you all but launch yourself into his grasp, gripping his arms with Herculean strength.

It certainly makes him more inclined to believe you.

“Alright, alright, I won’t go. Hush.”

He’s mostly saying it to placate you, but he doesn’t want to imagine what his death would do to you

Because he could say without hesitation that he wouldn’t be able to carry on without out you

He didn’t even know stands could do that kind of thing!

He almost throws up at the footage your adorable little stand shows him.

“There’s no way Big Bro and I could die like that! It must be wrong.”

That just makes your pleads louder and you cry harder, which makes him freak out more.

Is quick on the damage control and is immediately trying to comfort you while also resisting crying himself

Worries his lower lip with his teeth as he rocks you back and forth

What would Big Bro do in this situation? Would he stay, or would he risk it for the mission?

Pesci decided that, right now, it was best to stay with you

“You should show the others. They’ll want to see this too!”

You’re already fast asleep in his arms

He wants to believe that what you’re saying isn’t true, and the puddle of acidic goop on the stones of Pompeii isn’t what he’ll end up a puddle of acidic goop on the stone floor of Pompeii

But he’s far too proud to believe that anyone could ever beat him and Man in the Mirror

It’s only after you completely break and start sobbing uncontrollably that he believes you

“Christ, calm down. I believe you, alright!”

Part of him just wants to calm you down and shut you up, but the other part doesn’t want to find out if what you had shown him was true.

Tries to shift the subject away and distract you.

“What else can it do? Can it predict cards?”

It works just a bit before you break down again and accuse him of not taking you seriously.

Against his rules of ‘no PDA unless we’re in private where no one can see us’, he snuggles you to his chest and squeezes you tight

Might even let you play with his hair and reassures you that he’s not going to leave you for a very long time, or at least until they find an alternative solution

Laughs, but he’s really uncomfortable with the contrast of your adorable stand and the gorey visuals

Especially seeing himself all crispy

He tries to make a funny comment about him becoming fondue or halloumi, but you obviously don’t take it well

“Hey, hey, sweetheart, I’m just trying to make you feel better. It’s alright, baby, I promise I won’t be turning into cheese crisps anytime soon, heh.”

After you accuse him of not believing you, he finally realizes that you’re actually worried about him and you’re not trying to scare him

It’s….sweet. He can’t recall a time where anyone has looked out for him like this, but then again not everyone had the gift of foresight.

He corrals you into his lap and calls over his cat, who immediately starts to love all over you

“Don’t worry, okay? Risotto’s smart, he’ll know what to do about it.”

[bellarosethefangirl]

May I request La Squadra x reader who wants to go on a special trip? Could be for valentine's day or some other occasion it would just be fun to see where they take reader and what they do! Thank you! 💗

La Squadra x Reader Valentines Headcanons

Taking their S/o on a Special Trip

Oooo I like this 💓 Had fun typing these up! Sorry these are late! Took me a while to think up places. I don’t write for Melone and I couldn’t think of anything for Pesci.

Somewhat Nsfw themes ahead 🔞

Ghaccio

He'd take you on a Alaska cruise. The sights are so beautiful and he adores the cold. There is plenty of new beautiful scenery and much to do on the cruise. He'll be sure to pick a very nice one with delicious food and fun performances he knows you'd enjoy.

This cruise would be one week and it so happens to be for Valentines. Since the holiday is around the corner he is picking a very expensive room for you both.

He'll have Valentine's planned out. He prepared his present for you and will take you to the Broadway-style shows. If you're not into it there's also a casino and bar you two can go to.

The room service is absolutely amazing. All meals on board including 24-hour room service aside from specialty restaurant dining but he'll take you to eat at the restaurant if you really want to.

He gets a bit bashful about how cute you look in winter clothing. Especially if you barrow his scarves or clothing

The Onboard activities, fitness center and pools will be fun for the both of you to enjoy. Exercising would be in the mornings or afternoons if you're into it. The heated pool will feel like a spa and much needed after being in cold weather if you two decide to visit the rest areas the cruise stops at.

Spa treatments or gaming is also available so you two get to enjoy them. Ghaccio loves the spa treatments more so than the gaming. They leave him so relaxed afterwards. If you two game together he’ll have such a great time.

When you two go to the towns to look at all the beautiful scenery it's very nice to see a new place and take pictures together. Ghaccio loves your winter outfits so much. He will take so many pictures with you

For Valentine’s Day he’ll get plan to get off the rest stop And travel in the area with you. He’ll give you his present he saved you. Depending on you he’ll either take you to the restaurant or somewhere you’d enjoy like a skiing trip or activities on the ship.

Iluso

He'll take you to a Cancun Resort for three days. The last day would be Valentine’s Day. He’ll book the most expensive room with the most lovely view too.

You two will spend so much time together on the beaches. He’ll flirt it up with you depending on what swimwear you decide to wear.

You two will get to enjoy the indoor hot tub together in the hotel. The luxury spas and all the fine dining the hotel offers.

The beaches are breath taking and make for such a romantic atmosphere. Illuso will appreciate the views and stay quiet as he watches. He’ll most likely be tanning or walking along with you on shore. If you’re into swimming he won’t mind joining you but he’ll lay on something inflatable as you do.

The area might have shopping and different restaurants you two visit. Illuso happily uses his stand abilities to steal anything your heart wants. Dining and dashing will also be done through the use of his stand.

On Valentines he’ll take you to the spa and beach where you two spend the rest of the day together. At night you two will bathe together and make love all night long after drinking a bottle of expensive wine.

Risotto

He would want to go somewhere haunted but interesting with plenty for you two to explore and enjoy together. There are many haunted places on his bucket list but a nice place he remembered wanting to visit is Bar Harbor in Maine. It is one of the nicer places to visit since some of the views would be nice and good food will be available.

Pirate shipwrecks, Indian burial sites, and unsolved murders all play a part in the spooky past of Bar Harbor, Maine. Many of places in the area are said to be haunted. Which would attract Risottos interest the most. If you’re scared Risotto will protect you and remind you how deadly his stand is. He didn’t earn his title in la squadra for no reason.

While you both travel to these places you two will take pictures together. Risotto will want to keep it in a scrapbook for all the haunted places he wants to travel on his bucket list.

Tours of the haunted areas are also offered. Such as the red cloak tour and walk around the town’s Old Burial Ground, or inside the haunted Art Deco Criterion Theatre, and the guide telling of scary Wabanaki indigenous tales. Risotto is interested in all of these tours. Though haunted they’re still interesting to the curious eye and the setting is still beautiful despite the haunting past. Plus you’ll feel safer with all the other tourists in such a tour as well.

Risotto will want to go to all the tours and haunted areas so you two will be spending a week there together.

Outside of the haunted areas the picturesque town of Bar Harbor, Maine has earned a reputation as one of the best summer vacation destinations in the U.S. For good reason too as you’ll see along with your tall goth boyfriend. The harbor has so much to offer for you both traveling as a young couple together.

The town has delicious seafood restaurants, artisan shops, and Penney of water sports one could enjoy in the waters nearby. Risotto will only do so if you’re interested in these type of active sports.

If you’re not sporty and prefer to travel around the area there is a seaside village northeast of the harbor. Many of the richest families live in the area so amazing sight seeing is welcomed for the ocean facing mansions, and glamorous yachts lining the harbor. Risotto will think it’s nice but he’s more interested in what the area offers such as the stores and restaurants.

This exclusive neighborhood is extremely walkable, full of delicious restaurants and chic boutiques to explore. Plenty of fancy restaurants are in this area and a very nice jewelry store. Risotto will happily have his stand steak for you. He’ll go to any restaurant you want no matter how expensive it is.

On the day of Valentines he’ll take you to the lovely nature filled areas of the land offering the absolute best view. Colorful trees, flowers everywhere, and clear water. He’ll take you on a picnic and ask how you’re liking the trip. You two will spend a lot of time together and he’ll spoil you during the trip. All in all it’s a wonderful experience.

Sorbet and Gelato

A couples retreat where you will enjoy spa treatments and relaxation by a beach. These two are going to spoil you rotten on this trip. Atleast three or four days together will be spent during this vacation.

The beach is absolutely gorgeous and you’re happier the room you’re all staying in happens to be a fancy beach house. The bar and spa treatments add to the paradise.

Sorbet and Gelato will compliment you so much during this vacation. They’re also going to be looking their best too since they’ll both be coming onto you left and right.

On the beach all three of you will swim or relax in the water. Tanning or enjoying yourselves under an umbrella is welcomed.

They’ll spend a lot of time at the bar ordering their favorites or having you try new drinks thy recommend. If you don’t drink alcohol they’ll tease you but want some of your drink (mainly Sorbet).

At the spa they’ll want massages while you receive a facial or massage of your own.

On the day of Valentines both have an expensive gift for you such a jewelry or designer clothing. If you get them something they’re both eager and get lovey dovey. A threesome is happening that night too.

At night or morning time, one or the other is trying to get in your pants especially if you wear little clothing.

The whole trip is so fun and enjoyable. All three of you will miss it. On the way back to Naples Sorbet and Gelato will have a conversation about what the next trip should be.

Proscuitto

He's taking you to Vegas and the hotel is going to be the Bellagio hotel and casino. It's an elegant Italian-inspired hotel and casino. He'll book a 3 day stay.

Inside the hotel you’ll notice the fancy and over the top decor. The huge fountain inside will greet you two upon entering.

The room is going to be the most expensive one offered to couples. It’s incredibly luxurious with a nice window view. The suite also offers alcohol and an oversized tub.

You two may bathe together here or there while he smokes or reads a magazine holding your waste. If it’s late he’s drinking whiskey.

He may or may not seduce you throughout the time you’re in the suite with him. Especially after you two spend time in the casino.

He’s good at gambling so you’ll be beside him with your own drink as he’s smoking and gambling. If you’re into gambling he’ll let you be but come to your after a couple hours.

You two will be doing a lot of shopping together. Outside the hotel you two will go to different restaurants in Vegas. If you’re interested going anywhere he’ll gladly take you. He’s happy as long as you are.

Prosciutto is spoiling you during this trip so enjoy all that you can through your time in Vegas with him.

On Valentine’s Day he has roses and room service for you in the morning. Afterwards he’ll present you a gift and offer to take you to a restaurant later. He’ll have you pick and pull some strings to get a reservation with his ties to the mafia. He’ll want to make love once you’re both back at the hotel.

Formaggio

He doesn't want to be cliché and take you to a couples hotel so he'll take you somewhere fun out of the country. He'll take you to a water park, Knotts Berry farm soak city. Let’s say for this trip he promised to take you here since it’s only open during particular seasons. Meaning on the actual day of Valentines you two spend the day together in favor of saving money for a trip in the warmer seasons instead.

On Valentines he bought you chocolates and you two went out bar hopping then had plenty of sexy time together at home.

There is much the water park offers. He won't book a hotel near the park since he wants sexy time at a hotel. The hotels at the park have families so he won't want them hearing you two. Your hotel will be far from the park but he rented a car so you’re both good. Parking does take a while but it’s worth it since you two go when the park opens.

You two spend four days at the hotel and two of them is spent at the park. At the park you two enjoy all it has to offer.

Plenty of water slides with huge floaties to ride on as you slide down them. Water rides involving floaties and giant slides.

A river of floaties for you two to travel on down the current in enjoyable relaxation under the sun. You two will talk and play around together.

There’s plenty of stores and places to eat. You two will enjoy frozen treats and junk food together laughing as you walk along through the park in sandels.

He’ll flirt it up with you and compliment you constantly. If you’re both in line or beside eachother as you sit or enjoy water his arm is around you.

At the wave pool you two will play and chat for hours. At the giant slides where it requires more than one person, he’s going to be behind you laughing and hollering as you two descent down the slides together.

The two days you’re both not at the park you’re at the hotel. The first day is to settle in and plan for the day tomorrow at the park. The final night you both have plenty of sexy time together so you get to sleep in before the trip is over. You’re both definitely eating at a restaurant not familiar to Italy so you can enjoy new food together.

All in all it’s a wonderful couples trip to a fun water park with lots of memories. You might return depending on how much your prefer it over other types of trips. Formaggio enjoyed it very much and was happy you two took pictures together so he could put them on the fridge.

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[diovstheworld]

Hi may I please ask for headcanons for La Squadra plus Sorbet and Gelato reacting to some walking up to their s/o asking them to cover their freckles becuase they look ugly with them? If not I can ask another

hi anon! of course! and thank you for specifying sorbet and gelato, i always feel kind of bad when i leave them out 😭 anyway here you go! sorry this took me a little while to get to (university is kicking my ass rn) and sorry if this post seems repetitive 😭

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Formaggio:

well firstly, i headcanon him as having freckles himself so when he hears this, he’s gonna go crazy for sure

your freckles are his favourite thing about you so to hear someone insult one of the many things he loves about you then he’s obviously going to be angry as hell

honestly, i think he would cause a scene. no one gets to call his s/o ugly! plus it’s simply not true!

he’s definitely going to start an argument with this person, maybe even give a little punch in retaliation

he’s not letting anyone away with that, that’s for sure!

Prosciutto:

gently covering your ears and walking you away from the situation

he’s definitely going to be taking your hand and trying to comfort you about the situation

while telling you that what was said was just not true at all! he can’t emphasise enough how beautiful you are!

warns you within an inch of your life to never cover up your freckles just for other people

tells you, like he always does, to only do things for you and what makes you happy. not what other people want you to do

Risotto:

i think much like prosciutto, he’s calmly removing you from the situation

but in his head, he’s plotting this persons death for sure. no one gets away with saying such lies about his s/o

even though he seems to be keeping composed, he’s furious. he immediately shuts down this person who just insulted you

before then turning to you, checking if you’re alright and reassuring you that your freckles are unique and cute and he loves them

after the situation unfolds, he’s offering to take you for coffee (or any beverage you prefer!) to try and take your mind off it

Illuso:

normally if someone told him something like this, he would brush it off. he loves himself too much to care for the opinion of others (or so he tries to portray) lmao BUT when it comes to his s/o, he’s going to be MAD

first of all, no one gets to call you ugly. not even he would dare call you that as a joke

he’s moving you aside and covering your ears while he talks to this person

oh, and when he’s talking back to them, he’s hurling a hundred other insults at them. they crossed the line the second they called you ugly

afterwards, he will comfort you. after all, you are his s/o, and he doesn’t want anyone saying stuff like that to you

Ghiaccio:

okay, honestly, he’s going nuts. absolutely crazy

he’s not even taking the time to process what just happened, he’s getting right into yelling at this person

just like the others, he’s protective of you and insulting you like that was his last straw

no one’s getting away with calling you ugly, and ghiaccio will make sure they suffer for their crimes. he’s going to be yelling at them for a while. much like formaggio, i can see him maybe even punching this person at the end of his rant

afterwards, he’s also probably warning you not to cover up just because of what other people say and think. this accidentally ends up being a little bit of a rant, but he means well!

also reminds you that your freckles are adorable and they don’t need to be covered anyway

Melone:

immediately taking your hand to comfort you, while looking at the person who said such nasty words to you

he’s shutting them down immediately. their opinion on your freckles was not true, and he’s going to make sure this person learns that what they said was not okay

once he puts this person in his place, he’s leading you to someplace quiet to check on you and give you a reassuring hug as well as some kind words

afterwards, he’s probably suggesting you both go home. he has a relaxing bath with you and does some face masks with you to try and take your mind off of the situation

Pesci:

so even though i feel pesci is not that confident and is pretty shy, he’s not going to let this slide

he’s going to speak up for his s/o after all

calmly and politely lecturing this person on why it’s wrong to come up to people and say such words, as well as emphasising the point that what they said was just completely false

again he’s taking your hand, making sure you’re okay. doesn’t wait till you guys are somewhere quiet for a hug, he just does it

much like risotto, he’s taking you out somewhere to take your mind off it. he lets you choose. he will go anywhere as long as it makes you happy!

Sorbet and Gelato:

the both of them are already very protective of their significant other but they’re probably doing a combination of what i’ve already said before

one of them is dealing with this person who’s just insulted you, while the other is walking you away from the situation

it might get messy, especially with the insult that just got thrown your way and they don’t want you to see the aftermath of it all

and if you ask them about what happened back there, they probably won’t divulge any details to you for your own good

but they care for their s/o a lot! it all comes from a place of love. they are very loving partners so everything they do always does come from a place of love and care for their s/o

[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

La Squadra and Sanremo 2001: who is their favourite and how they act during the festival

T O M OR R O W AAAAAAAAAAA,CAN'T WAAAAAIT!!!

Risotto

Team: Elisa

Song: Luce ( Tramonti a Nord Est )

Our beloved capo is literally O B S E S S E D with the (then) young singer; to him her voice is like a light feather caressing his soul and soothing away all the worries of his life.

He is very hyped cause it's Elisa's first time at Sanremo and he wants everything to be perfect, so he can enjoy his queen's performance and give her ( from distance ) all the attention she deserves.

Risotto is the type of Sanremo's fan that starts freaking out the second the news starts talking about the event itself: starts making a list for himself to rate the looks and songs, his favourite beer and snacks are OFF LIMITS and are exclusively for him to consume during the festival and of course he gets an Elisa's t shirt (with her autograph) to parade around the lair. You can imagine his joy when her victory is yelled by Raffaella Carrà, on the Ariston Arena's stage.

Risotto is the karaoke man, so get up and grab your remote to join him screeching " SIAMO LUCE CHE CADE DAGLI OCCHI!! "

Prosciutto

Team: Gigi d'Alessio

Song: Tu che ne sai

Prosciutto is one of the less enthusiast about the festival in the team, but only because the whole deal is EVERYWHERE and he cannot watch other programs on tv ( also because that being the only television in the whole building, he has to suck it up)

Being forced to watch it by Risotto he decides to side on Gigi d'Alessio's team and with the enthusiasm of someone going to see the paint dry he says " Seeee..Vai Gigi...Fagli il culo..." or straight up yawns on the sofa.

During the week is the one that stays out of the house the most, but even when he is outside ( taking a walk or doin a mission) he finds himself mumbling the words of the overly sweet but somehow catchy song, with his deep and hoarse voice " Perchè ho perso la cosa più bella da stringere a me..."

Formaggio

Team: Alex Britti

Song: Sono Contento

Formaggio is right in the middle when it comes to Sanremo, he is happy about it but at the same time he doesn't die if he skips one evening.

His main goal is to learn as many romantic songs as possible with his guitar so he can hit on girls when he goes clubbing/partying

Formaggio usually sits on the carpet and his guitar's noise is the only sound that doesn't bother Risotto ( the capo thinks he is just as invested as he is) and at the end of the first night he chose Alex Britti's song cause

1)He likes it 2) The girls are really into that romantic crap 3) his chances of getting laid with this song (plus a made up story about his " long lost love" ) doubled up

So yeah, our favourite roman cheese man truly is something else when he play his guitar in pubs, girls swooning over him and his cheery yet seducing voice singing " Sono contento di averti accanto, nel bene e nel male per me "

Couldn't find any Alex Britti gif, sigh

Melone

Team: Fabio Concato

Song: Ciao ninin

Melone is also on the team of the least interested in the festival, but boy does he love bothering the ones that enjoy it lmao

He is the one that jokes about singers, outfits, songs, announcers...And the time he even DARED joking about Elisa well, the iron nails that spit on the couch were enough to make him understand to stop.

He finds Fabio Concato and his song decent but what really makes him " Team Concato " is the name of the song...Because is really similar to the tuscan expression " Ciao Nini" ( it means Hey dude/girl) and so this adorable purple idiot tries to find any excuse to make his teammates cringe when he horribly sings his tuscan version of the song " CIAO NINI!! LA 'ANTO STA LETTERA 'OSI!! E GLIE' UN ALIBI LA MUSIHA PE SCRIVETTI E PE DITTI POHA ROBAAAA!! "

Melone's version of the song is written parodically with the " Gorgia Toscana ", basically how i talk every single day of my tuscan life ahah And also i didn't find any gif for Mr Concato too, why Tumblr hates Sanremo 2001!

Ghiaccio

Team: Sottotono

Song: Mezze Verità

Ghiaccio, believe it or not, is another one that actually enjoys Sanremo and the 2001 edition is the one that pumped him up the most.

Ghiaccio prepares himself with his favourite " magic powder ", a bottle of jagermeister and plops himself next to Risotto ready to enjoy Sottotono and their song.

He is actually more interested in the guest invited for the occasion and, the moment he sees Eminem appear on screen, he starts jumping up and down screaming in his native dialect and clapping

The team appreciates his singing skills and actually vibe/encourage him rapping with the america artist at the beat of " The real slim Shady " and Ghiaccio is so into the moment he completely let himself go and start a whole show on the couch: where Formaggio beatbox, Illuso record him with his Nokia, Melone snaps pictures of him and Prosciutto smiles behind his wine glass while slightly bopping his head at the music.

Ghiaccio is jokingly called " Il membro scartato dei Sottotono " ( Sottotono's discarded member) and his aggressive yet weirdly sexy voice can be heard through all Vico Pallonetto with the rhymes " Hai mai dato senza ricevere, Sei mai! Sincero nei rapporti che hai hai, Dai dai!! Bye bye!! Scordati di me sai sai perché!! "

Again, no gif about Sottotono, please don't be mad at me!

Illuso

Team: Bluevertigo

Song: L'assenzio ( The Power of nothing)

Another one of the team "Daje Sanremo" but more than the performances, Illuso is interested in the outfits: he take notes, critiques everyone's fashion sense, and rant about it on his online page " Mirror Mirror on my Blog "

Illuso is already a Bluvertigo's fan and their aesthetic is one of the things he appreciates the most about the band itself; L'assenzio's videoclip to him is a very modern and unique approach to music and is actually happy that so many fresh artist can perform on Ariston's stage.

For the entire week, La Squadra can see him typing on his computer with a concentrated face and whispering the Bluevertigo's song between a sip of Fanta and an online feud started just for fun " Io ricerco lo scontro, ma conosco la pace. Pensi a quello che farai, e a quello che smetterai di fare"

Pesci

Team: Gazosa

Song: Stai con me (Forever)

Pesci being the youngest is watching the Festival for the young artists and has this naive appreciation for the winners of the " Sezione Giovani ", I Gazosa.

He can't truly shows how hyped he actually is about them winning their category ( he fears the mocking of his teammates ) so he just bops his head up and down and smiles through the whole thing and only when he is sure to be alone he starts cleaning up the room and singing " Stai con me forever!! Fino a quando lo vorrai!!" and daydreams about the day when he'll have a girlfriend to dedicate this and other songs to her...but in the meantime he just enjoys his solo performances with the broom in the lair's living room; with empty beer cans, white powder on the coffee table and a sound asleep Formaggio on the floor.

Note from Benny: I know nobody will be interested but my Vento Aureo OC is #teamGiorgia (like me this year) and her stand is called just like the song Giorgia performed at Sanremo 2001: " Di Sole e D'azzurro "

[mistas-wife-writes]

May I request a risotto x chubby reader? Like what risotto might tell her to make her feel better about herself?

ohmygod this is the cutest thing in the world and my brain is going to explode im---- OF COURSE YOU CAN SWEETHEART MY HEART IS SOARING RIGHT NOW

- first off, Risotto is in love with literally all of you, you fit perfectly into his arms and he absolutely adores how soft you are

- I have no doubts that he would kiss every inch of you if you were ever feeling bad about your weight, lots of cuddles too

- he would talk all about how much he loves your curves and how much he loves to rest his head on your chest after a long day 

- “hugging you..... feels like peace...”

- HIS DEEP VOICE QUIETLY MUMBLING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOUR FIGURE

- I personally see Risotto as being very much of the strong silent type so most of his reassurances will probably be touch based

- also the amount of pet names he would have for you when he does speak up-- UGH OHMYGOD HE’S PRECIOUS

- AND SO ARE YOU

- picking you up for hugs if you’re a decent amount shorter than him--

- honest to god he will nuzzle his check on yours and bury his face in the crook of your neck, he is definitely very very touchy feely

sorry if these aren’t as long or quite what you were looking for but I had a lot of fun thinking these up!! hope you enjoyed uwu 

[soupbabe]

Hi there! Could I ask for some hcs for La Squadra with a gn!S/O who's into like thrifting and upcycling when it comes to fashion? Like they'll just walk in on their s/o trying on a shirt they thrifted and sewed/edited and they get curious? Tysm if you end up taking this request, have a wonderful day/night! 💕

La Squadra w an S/O that Goes Thrifting!

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Sorbet and Gelato

- They will follow you everywhere you go

- Shopping with them can be a hassle, it's mostly because Sorbet has a tendency of overspending

- Especially when it's at a thrift store, everything is so cheap it's very easy to forget it all adds up at the end

- Please make/pick out outfits for them omg

- They wouldn't be with you unless they didn't think you had a suberb style, it's only natural they want a Y/n-inspired fit

Formaggio

- He's also a frequent shopper of the thrift store, but he's surprised you found something good

- Ngl I just think half of his outfits are thrifted, the other half stolen out of a dumpster

- Finds out you can sew? Oh yea he's asking if you can sew all the tears in his pants for him

- Prosciutto and Melone know how to sew clothes, but Formaggio's clothes can come to them rancid

- Both in stench and in how bad of a condition they're in

- If it's not reduced into a string, Maggio will still wear it

- He adored your sense in style and was shocked to you bringing in bags of clothes from the thrift store

Illuso

- You didn't know he was there. He was hanging out in your mirror

- Confused him greatly when you started taking measurements and cutting up the bought up items

- You nearly cut yourself on sewing scissors when he showed up, going off about how you're wasting money

- "Illuso, I upcycle them. I make most of my clothes"

- Is he embarrassed to know he was wrong? Yea. But he apologizes anyway (though it was just a brief "sorry" and into the mirror he goes)

Prosciutto

- He is so impressed that you make/upcycle your clothes

- He always had a knack for more expensive tastes so seeing you create something out of (what he believes is) nothing, he thinks he adores you even more

- You once took him thrift shopping and he found himself enjoying it

- Granted, half of the clothes there are tacky t shirts and clothes that obviously belonged to someone's grandparent, but he was able to find some diamonds in the racks

- And when you made him his own upcycled outfit?? Oh my god he loves it, only wearing it for special occasions

Pesci

- He's very impressed and will constantly compliment your work

- He'll also do whatever he can to help you make your outfits

- Even if it's something as simple as pinning fabric down, he's just so happy to help

- He also happy to go shopping with you, sometimes pointing out clothes that he thinks would look good on you

- Overall Pesci thinks you're so stunning and creative shdjdjdn

Melone

- I feel like you two mostly bonded over your fondness of sewing

- Ngl it's obvious that Melone made his own clothes, there's no way in hell you'd find his bodysuit anywhere else

- I think going thrift shopping is a common date between the two of you, giving each other small projects/challenges to do out of the stuff you find

- He adored your creativity and your fashion style

- It's a common thing for your go to gifts for each other are various outfits

Ghiaccio

- I feel like he likes to watch you make your clothes

- He doesn't really care much about your fashion, though he likes how you look and create your own style, he just thinks the process is fascinating to watch

- Though something just tells me he's the kind to nag you about your process if it's not up to his standards 💀

- But it's mostly safety concerns and him putting your pins back into the pin cushion

- He's not a big fan of going to thrift stores though, he doesn't like being surrounded by dirty clothes

Risotto Nero

- He knew that you upcycled clothes, you've always offered to fix his up all the time

- Sometimes you make him clothes and he enjoys trying them on

- Literally the only time you find him wearing a shirt is only when you made it for him

- His taste could be more out there, so having someone who knows their way around a thrift store is a big help when he wants to find something

- And when you show off your new clothes?? He gets so happy to see the proud look on your face, spinning around to give him the full view of your new work

[floydshusband]

I don't if request still open, if they are Not you can ignore me, its ok and sorry for bothering

But what if octavinelle s/o could always read them (I mean how they feel and even sometimes what they think) Just buy looking at them, they are Just sensible and worry for their emotional and fisic well being

When they ask them they said "They Just feel it)

Helleeu~

Sorry for the huge delay, but now that I'm finished with work I found time to actually work on the remaining requests! Here are our boys! I hope you enjoy!

Octatrio x gn!reader

Rating: sfw, Warnings: none

Read under the cut~

Azul

He always tries to conceal it to protect himself and his business, but Azul is truly very emotional. He has given you a job at Mostro Lounge, and while he sometimes makes his waiters, bartenders and cooks overwork, he always worries when you look tired. You always tell him that you are fine, but his intuition never fools him. He frowns sceptically, and folds his arms to his chest, whenever he stares at you doing everything possible to keep the place clean, beautiful and the foods and drinks pleasant and tasty. He feels different for you and doesn't like to tire yourself when others can do the job for you.

He takes you to the VIP room and lets you sit on his lap. He smiles gently and the concern is visible on his eyes. "What about a relaxing foam bath and tea later at my room? You seem like you really need it..." He takes your hand and places gentle kisses on your fingers and wrist.

You nod and he brings you closer by holding your waist. He hums and nuzzles your cheek. "I look forward to it, dear..."

Floyd

Floyd values freedom, rest and wellbeing so much, he would never want his beloved to strain themselves working because Azul said so. He sneaks behind you, startling you with his sudden movement, and his scary but adorable expression full of teeth, his hands innocently behind his back. You look away, telling him that it wasn't nice of him to scare you because you almost dropped the dishes. He laughed and pointed out that shattering the dishes would be a fun turn of events. You rolled your eyes and let the dishes in the sink, piercing him with a judging but teasing look in your eyes.

"Shrimpy, I don't think it's that cool to work so much, you'll get tired! Screw Azul's chores, come with me, let's do some fun things! We can secretly fool around in the school, or pay a visit to Goldfishie to look at his red face, or mess in the laboratory with potions and make Crewel mad, or go see the carnivorous plants in the greenhouse, or just dance!-"

You placed a finger on his lips, stopping his crazy ideas and explaining that work is compulsory, since you get paid. His face drops and and almost leaves, but you stop him again to give him a comforting hug, which calms you as well.

"It's not fun without Shrimpy..." He murmurs in your neck and tightens his grip around you. You whisper in his ear that as soon as you finish you'll come and find him, willing to tolerate his frisky games even after work. You can hear a small approving giggle, and you kiss his cheek to cheer him more. "Alright, see you Shrimpy, take care!"

Jade

Whenever Jade sees you huffing and sweating because of work, he wears a smile that conceals his worry for you, because he'd never show that actually. He's so smooth, you never notice how he always places a chair behind you and gently gestures you to sit down and have some of his amazing tea. "Now that it's still hot! I added as much sugar as you like!" He serves you with a kind smile and rests his hands in your shoulders.

"Today I'll cook for you. I'll make my signature risotto dish with mushrooms! Please, don't ask me why they are that delicious! It's a chef's secret!" He chuckles, the way it always makes you shiver, because his voice sounds so relaxing and crystal. You raise your eyes to look at his peaceful but still secretive face.

"I won't accept no as an answer..." He leans down and whispers, kissing your temple and ruffling your hair. Even though this sounded like a threat, you know this is his way of showing that he wants to please you. You smile and kiss his chin as an affirmative answer.

~fin~

[dios-hoes-tm]

Okay! Mod Prim here! I got this idea from @risottosplug ! I hope they don't mind me tagging them.

La Squadra x Boss' Daughter!Reader: Gangbang Headcanons

I'm not gonna write a full fic just yet, if you wanna see it, let the mods know!

Warnings: Smut, risky kinks, Sorbet and Gelato are feral, Ghiaccio is worse, Melone being Melone, etc.

Context: (all characters are 18+) You, the reader, are the boss' daughter and La Squadra uses you as blackmail against the boss. You were never picked up by Bruno's squad and were instead taken by La Squadra.

Melone:

All too eager tbh

Tries his best to make you feel comfortable with being at their hideout to start things off.

He DOES want you to consent after all.

He is the one who starts things off because it's MELONE

Will call you sweet nicknames in Italian (cara mia, dolcezza, belladonna(which means pretty woman), mia amata)

The mating press is his go to position due to his general nature and knowledge

Besides, what better way to blackmail your middle aged boss by knocking up his daughter, right?

Most definitely indulges in his own foot kink. We saw that episode. We can't deny it.

This man will suck on your toes.

Decently well endowed, 6-7 inches hard, not unbearably thick, well groomed

Know what the clit is and where it is so it's safe to assume you're gonna cum

Definitely creampies you. That is not up for debate.

Formaggio

He shrinks you down just a lil bit for funsies

He wants you to struggle to fit him

It's the size kink for me

Second biggest tease

Backhanded compliments

"You're so tight puttana. I feel like you were made for this!"

Hair pulling extraordinaire

Please claw at his back he will nut so hard omfg

He's not much for toys but he will shove the handle of a knife in your ass to 'prepare you'

Call him daddy. He'll laugh but he'll enjoy it.

100% into calling you kitten I don't take criticism

6 inches hard, thick, he does not trim thats a fuckin bush down there

Didn't know where the clit was at first until Melone showed him, but he didn't listen

Prefers to pull out and cum on your thighs and stomach

Illuso

By far the biggest tease

He will choke the living shit out of you like your eyes will be rolled back and he's making Melone hold your hand so you can't claw at his hands

Wants your neck to bruise

You might pass out but that won't stop him

If you do get your hands free, pull his hair and this man will MOAN SO GODDAMN LOUD

He will bite the shit out of you though ngl

Like, you're bleeding today

Surprisingly into knifeplay

Yeah that knife in your ass is being gently dragged across your skin just enough to break it and blood to bead up on the surface

Solid 8 inches, he will destroy you, completely shaved. He likes to be clean.

Despite his cocky demeanor and smarmy bitch attitude, he knows where the clit is and will make you cum

He will creampie you but he's also gonna pull out and jack himself off, edging himself until everyone's had a turn with you

Prosciutto

Double-teaming you with Pesci

Consider it a learning experience for both you and him.

Prosciutto in the front, Pesci in the back. Sweet and Sour sandwich.

Sooooooo goddamn rough

He's putting a collar on you and yanking that bitch until you bruise even more

Call him daddy and that makes things better or worse depending on your outlook

Tells Pesci what to do while fucking you

"Use her damn it! Be rough!"

D E G R A D A T I O N

"Take it troia! I wonder what your real daddy would say if he saw you like this. What would he say puttana? Hm?"

Please answer him. He will slap the fuck out of you.

Another solid 8 inches, a little on the thinner side, very well groomed

Obviously he knows where the clit is and you will cum. No matter what.

Big fan of the creampie. Demands Pesci creampies you as well.

Pesci

He kinda didn't want to do this

But he comes around to the idea when Proscuitto makes him join in.

He's shy and doesn't want to be rough but Proscuitto demands that he be rougher with you

So he complies

Holds onto your waist

Compliments you

"Y-You feel so g-good! And you're s-so pretty!"

Buries his face in your shoulder blades to keep from moaning too loud

Average length, 5-6 inches but thick, well groomed

Proscuitto showed him where the clit was but he's still a little inexperienced

Creampies you because Proscuitto told him to

Sorbet and Gelato

Good luck

Oh these two are going to break you

Bruises, bites, scratches, blood

Gelato begs to take your ass and that is probably worse considering he is absolutely feral

Drags his knife between your shoulder blades and gathers up the blood to use as lube. Even he knows how important it is folks.

Sorbet takes the front and gives Gelato a sweet kiss before absolutely wrecking your shit

Pulls your hair like he's trying to rip your head from your shoulders

Bite him, he bites back and he will lap up your blood like a goddamn vampire

He is daddy. If you call Gelato daddy they will laugh.

"Normally it's little bastard but I'll be your daddy just for today troia piccola"

Sorbet is longer at about 7 inches, a little on the thinner side and well groomed. Gelato is 6 inches, a little thicker and man's got a fuckin bush.

They know where the clit is but they don't care

Sorbet prefers to creampie and Gelato pulls out and cums on your back.

Ghiaccio

Feral bastard

Has Melone join in again for a triple threesome

He will scream, degrade, bruise and make you cry before he's even inside you.

Meanwhile Melone is balls deep in your ass

But when Ghiaccio is inside you, he has the most brutal pace out of anyone

He wants to make you scream and damn it he will

Pull his hair it'll make him whimper before he gets even more pissed and decides to fuck you harder.

"You think that was funny puttana?! I'll give you something to laugh about!"

Has Melone hook his arm under one leg while he hooks his under the other and rails you into next week.

He's gonna be sure you either can't walk or have serious trouble walking.

7 1/2 inches, decently thick, well groomed but it's super curly

He also knows where the clit is but he also fails to give a shit

Pulls out and bends you over so he can cum on your face while Melone creampies your ass

Risotto

Once everyone on his team has had a turn, Risotto stands up.

The minute you see him you know you are oh so very FUCKED

He makes a display of his strength by picking you up and using you as his own personal fleshlight.

Lives for the bulge in your stomach he can't get enough of it

He doesn't moan, he groans and growls.

Uses the blood dripping from your body to make handcuffs and chains using Metallica

Orders Proscuitto to put them on you

Calls you gattina(kitten)

Call him master and something snaps

You aren't walking after this

But if you call him Capo

Honey you aren't waking up after this

Adores choking his partners

You are no exception

10 inches(as is the consensus from the fandom), the kind of thick that will split you in two and well groomed

He knows where the clit is and uses that to his advantage whenever he's about to cum

Creampie. This man has enough cum to be a 1 man bukkake

Then he tilts you down so Illuso can finish once more on your face

After you've been thoroughly used and have cum multiple times, you end up blindfolded. You're covered in cum, filled with cum, and you're blindfolded. Turns out the men in LA Squadra fixed themselves up and decided to take a snapshot of you, upload it to Risotto's computer and emailed it to their boss. Your father. This seemed to be ample blackmail.

[lasquadrasfuckhouse]

Hi!

What do you think about la squadra(separately) with s/o that is very childlish? Like, not a little child ofc, they can get serius when it has to be, and they talk ,like, normally (without "owo uwu" shit). They just loooove some cute things, animals etc. They also love watching cartoons, play games, and many other things likke that.

If you don't want to write it that's okay :)))

Bye bye <3

awwww i love it!!!!!

la squadra with a cutesy and playful partner 😚

risotto ✂️

he loves cute things too, he gets it. he adores how excitable and sweet you are and you absolutely count as cute things that he loves

the two of you will fawn over the neighbourhood cats together and every time you run into his office with fun shaped snacks to share cause u both love them (like gummies or cookies or chocolates) his heart goes ❤️❤️❤️❤️💕❤️💕❤️❤️💕💕💕

he appreciates that you're not afraid to get serious when the time calls for it too but seeing you without your normal attitude is so jarring and sad for him, he'll work twice as hard to fix what's wrong to see you smiling again. you're so full of love and wonder despite everything and that's so precious to him, he's protective (he knows and respects that you can handle yourself he just loves u) and would never want you to change for the wrong reasons ya kno

you absolutely balance each other out very well and you're fucking adorable to see because he's so stoic and scary and then ur this energetic sweetheart

he's not really one for cartoons or video games but he'll indulge ur interests!!! if he has the time to watch a cute movie with u (like disney) he will pay attention and give u his honest opinion

prosciutto 🚬

OPPOSITES ATTRACT HUH

honestly when you first joined the team he was an ass about it, thought it was unbecoming of an assassin to behave so childishly (the others already give him a headache) but the fact that you stood your ground actually really impressed him. you're still an adult and you're not unreasonable, you know when to take things seriously, you just have your eccentricities like everyone else in this circus and he came to appreciate your point of view and your seemingly boundless enthusiasm for nice things in life. he later expressed as much to you during his apology for being an ass.

you temper each other. he'll be your grounding force and you'll help him loosen up

he does like how ur sweet and open with your affection. if he grumbles about sharing the bed with plushies that's code for 'cuddle me instead'

he also loves bringing you to cafés that do those fancy or fun shapes in the lattes cause he loves to see your eyes light up and fawn over how 'its almost too pretty to drink!!!' it's really quite adorable how excitable u are and prosciutto is not immune to it

pesci 🎣

he very very much loves and appreciates it, you're a big comfort to him. the instant you chugged milk with him and gave him a silly grin with a milk moustache, he was in love

your sweetness and energy picks him up and when you've dropped your attitude he will take on the WHOLE WORLD to hear you laugh again. he's very protective and he's the first to jump to your defense if the others tease you or otherwise give you a hard time

he could listen to you gush for hours. he will absolutely sit and watch cartoons with u. he's not the greatest at video games but he'll try his best for u

because of his name you'll often lovingly make that cute fishy face at him with the kissy lips and ur eyes crossed and his heart explodes every time

he has somewhat of a sweet tooth, he likes things that have a light sweetness to them rather than anything super sugary. you'll share desserts and it's very cute

formaggio 🧀

he LOVES IT. he's just as fun-loving, there's never a dull moment with you two whether you're playing a dumb game you made up out of boredom, you're dancing and he's twirling you around, or ur in a pillow/tickle fight and play wrestling. you tend to get each other into trouble but you both snicker about it. two peas in a pod.

cats like you more than they like him but he can often get his pets in if the kitty is curled in ur lap and u both get giddy about it

you definitely game together. he's not as into the cartoons but he'll still watch em with you, he thinks they're cute and you're cute, but he may fall asleep during movies

he's a very grounding support when things require you to be serious, you work together hand in hand to solve the issue so u can get back to laughing

and he will do anything to hear u giggle, doesn't matter if he makes a damn fool of himself, he doesn't care. as far as he's concerned your laugh is the best sound in the world

illuso ✨

oh, he will tease you about it. probably in a way that's kind of mean when you first join, but you aren't bothered by him or concerned with his opinion. if you point out that he's the childish one for trying to get a rise out of you when you're just minding your own business, that has EVERYONE appreciating you because it's unbearably fun to see illuso taken down a notch. that has him huffing and retreating for a bit and having a think. when he comes back, he's less of an ass. as you grow closer, he apologizes.

now the only way he teases is gentle and loving and fond, because you really are quite adorable and he wouldn't have it any other way. it honestly kind of freaks him out when you get serious but he doesn't show it, he'll just place a gentle hand on your arm or your waist and work with you to resolve the issue. he's relieved when you smile again

he warms up to your plushies because they're nice cozy additions to his piles of pillows for lounging around on and they make u happy

he may keep up his aloof air when he picks up a controller with u or watches over ur shoulder like he has nothing better to do but he gets REALLY into it and competitive, or intensely supportive and backseat gaming if ur going solo

he honestly loves how sweet u are because that sort of thing doesn't really come easy to him

melone 🍈

he thinks ur absolutely adorable and makes sure u know it. he's playful too in a more relaxed sort of way so he mellows you out while still having fun

he loves to hear you gush and wants to get involved in ur passions. he's pretty good at gaming but he'll get more into admiring/analyzing the design aspect of it and same w/ cartoons, he's concerned for all the babies out there because they deserve good stories that make them think and benefit their growth and he will think out loud about how a show/movie fares in that regard after you've watched it together

he can talk a lot about animals with u too!!!! every time u grin or coo at a cute creature or Stay Very Still so a butterfly will land on u and giggle cause it tickles, his heart is doing backflips and he can't believe someone as wonderful as u exists and loves him as much as he loves you

ADULT COLOURING BOOKS!!!!! he absolutely loves to fill in the pages with u and add onto the designs outside the lines in all sorts of colours

he admires that ur not afraid to get serious when it's called for but still so sweet, he's so drawn to you and you make everyone's day better and just light up the room

ghiaccio ❄️

he also loves cute things. that includes u. but it will take him a while to admit out loud how adorable you are because he's flustered about it

forget normie relationship milestones like moving in together, the moment u both started slowly familiarizing your plushie collections to each other, swapping or gifting ones u saw and HAD to get for them or keeping two of them together because they're friends now Do Not Seperate!!!!, he knew this was Real

one of his favorite pastimes is sharing a big big cozy sweater with u, it doesn't matter if it's a bit tight with two people in it or that ur faces are squished together, he'll wrap his arms around u (if u haven't already put ur hands in the sleeves too) and cuddle u against him like a fluffy, snuggly, grumpy cat. welcome to sweater town, population u and ghiaccio

ur both very into pokemon too. you'll spend hours with ur heads bent together over ur gameboys with each other's companion games for that generation and help each other with trading and version exclusives

he's the first to yell at anyone for teasing you and he honestly gets a little freaked out when you go serious but he won't show it. he'll want to address the problem as quickly as possible tho and discreetly hug u when ur giggling again

sorbet and gelato 🔪🍦

THEY LOVE IT UR ADORABLE. they're both playful in their own ways (sorbet is more chill and dry wit sort of playful, gelato is no impulse control and hyena cackling sort of playful) and they love to have fun with u

it's also like.... the world is fucked up and they're both kinda fucked up (more than kinda), and they know you're not like an innocent baby or at all incompetent (hell, you may be kinda fucked up too, who isn't when ur an assassin) but it's just. nice to see someone else having fun and being sweet and enjoying things about life. so they are very protective of you when things get serious, they never EVER want to see you become embittered and will do absolutely anything to get you laughing again as soon as possible. which, guaranteed, they do

gelato has always had a short attention span so he knows what to do for entertainment and sorbet knows how to entertain, he may be the more patient one but they both like to mix things up and keep the surroundings interesting. they will play all sorts of games with u, video games or card games or stupid shit like beer pong or making a game of how many marshmallows u can each fit in ur mouths. you'll all go for a nice walk in the park and nothing is more relaxing for sorbet than kickin back on a bench while his rowdy babes end up tussling in the dirt. be free

of course, u and gelato also drag him into the dirt and put flowers in his hair and he would want nothing less

they'll both squish ur cheeks and lovingly tease u about how cute u are. blow a raspberry at them and they'll give u a kiss

sorbet will throw u over his shoulder and carry u around (no matter ur body type, he's strong!!!) + gelato will smatter ur face in kisses, just to hear u squeal and giggle

[tenthgrove]

small ask, how la squadra boys would introduce Italian culture/food to their s/o?

Formaggio- If he had to pick one thing he loves about Italian culture it's the street life. Vendors, club music, festivals, so long as it's a good time he's in. He'll definitely be taking you along to as many as possible.

Illuso- There's a reason all the big names in fashion are Italian, or so Illuso says. He adores taking you to all the big places in Rome to try out the latest trends.

Prosciutto- He's a fan of classic Italian cinema so expect to be bombarded with that during stay-at-home dates. Side-note that he vastly underestimates how hard it is to learn a second language as an adult since he was bilingual from childhood, so his expectations are extremely high for you.

Pesci- He has an odd knack for finding the 'little places' that tourist maps tend to understate. Farmer's markets, cinemas, quiet spots to just take in the view, all of that stuff.

Melone- Maneskin concerts.

Ghiaccio- When the squad gets a moment of stable pay he takes you on an overnight or day trip around the country, being your tour guide wherever you go. Venice (sorry, Venezia) is first on the list, since it's his childhood city and he just plain loves the place. You'll be a cultural expert in no time.

Risotto- His cultural knowledge largely lies in the historical, which he's happy to share with you on the off-chance you're interested. As for the modern day, he of course knows a lot about the food and festivities of the far Italian south, which he is quick to introduce you to. Side-note that I can see Risotto as being a southern separatist and going off about it on the rare occasion he drinks.

Sorbet and Gelato- Sorbet is more the expert here as Gelato spent the bulk of his childhood in Russia. They are both master cooks and will insist on introducing you to Italian cuisine personally, and believe me they know a lot of recipes.

[industriallyinsecure]

If ur taking requests rn can you maybe do monster la squadra(or just one of the monster boys if u want) with an s/o that has albinism? Maybe hc format with a gender neutral reader?

That’s all :D

-🦋🌈 Anon !

Just a little footnote that after this ask I won’t do anything with specific appearances or details bc the LS boys will love you regardless of appearance and personality (: I was able to work it in this time (though I’m no expert on albinism so feel free to correct anything I got wrong and I’ll change it)

I went with the most non-humans this time because Formaggio, Illuso, Pesci, Sorbet, and Gelato have experiences with humans unlike the others

Risotto finds humans fascinating. He had no idea such a thing existed! He knew there were different colors, shapes, and sizes of humans, but he’s never met someone like you before! As an incorporeal amalgamation of darkness, he doesn’t really get out often. But he’s extremely interested to learn anything and everything about you. From things like melanin to nearsightedness, he doesn’t care, just tell him all about it! He’s a very attentive listener and has all the time in the world, but he also just likes to be in your presence. If too much light is let in his bedroom, he’ll block it out with his shadows if he needs to. If you need help going through the castle and can’t quite remember where you’re going, he will gladly lead you through the winding hallways and corridors to get you where you need to go. He likes it when you link your arm with his and lean against him. One thing he notices is that your hair is the same as his, which prompts the question of if he was an albino as well. You giggle and say no, his skin and eyes were healthily melanated, but his snowy white hair was very pretty.

You’re his ice human, he decides. Pale as snow, tiny as a snowflake (compared to him that is), and oh so cold. You almost get squished under his massive claws several times, leading him to assume his human form while he’s with you. He leads you around by your hand, grumbling under his breath about being more careful, but it’s more affectionate than anything. He’s especially fussy when you want to go outside, so more often than not you’re shielded from the sun by his large wings. Of course, he denies that he’s shielding you and says he’s just stretching his wings, but you know the truth. It’s his (self appointed) duty to keep you safe, even though you’ve made it through your life just fine without him. But it’s cute how he always fusses over you.

Melone is familiar with albinism, though very few naga have it. Most that do are hunted for supposed ‘magical properties’ they have, but Melone has always been skeptical of that claim. He does, however, think you are magical! Not because you’re a sorcerer or anything, he just thinks you’re really adorable. He’s very careful around you, always making sure to keep his tail out of the way so you don’t accidentally trip over it. There’s also a constant urge to keep you snug in his coils so he knows you won’t get hurt, but he has to suppress it constantly lest you start to hate him. It’s also unfortunate you can’t sunbathe with him, he wouldn’t want you to burn to a crisp! Lots of protective tonics are offered to you on the off chance that you would like to join him. To avoid you getting headaches in his lab, he only lights a few of the candles as to not irritate your already sensitive eyes. He’s very, very doting, offering to guide you around the seemingly endless hallways and grab things for you that you can’t quite find.

Prosciutto inspects every inch of you. In the subterranean world of his species, albinism is incredibly common. At first he thinks you’re lying about being human, mostly because he hasn’t met many. After affirming that yes you are indeed a human, he’s very interested to learn about you. Many subterranean races are very fair and un-pigmented as well, so he’s a bit familiar with some of the troubles you face. His first year on the surface was difficult because of the sun heavily impairing his vision, so he’s quick to buy you some special welding goggles to help. He also makes you lightweight clothes out of his silk to protect you from the sun without making you overheat. There’s always some form of arm on you at all times to gently steer you out of the way. He does take advantage of your vision impairment by sometimes setting your things out of your view so you have to ask him for them. One drawback of that is having you try to find it yourself and either bonking your head or getting caught in his web by accident. It sucks, because you’re often cooped up with him in the attic because of its low lighting. He just thinks it’s cute seeing you get caught, but he’ll never mention it.

[bellarosethefangirl]

La Squadra x Reader Headcanons

Eating Dessert w/ Their S/o

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Risotto Nero

He's a sucker for Halloween themed desserts. He'd like cake or cookies.

The reason being he watches what he eats. He'd prefer a slice of cake, cookie or cupcake. One or two doesn't hurt and he doesn't often eat sweets.

Risotto prefers sour or spicy food over sweets.

While taking you out to a bakery he'll order as seen above. He'd prefer to purchase a sweet with skulls or in reds and blacks. Greens, purples, and oranges are acceptable too.

If you order similar sweets he'll secretly find it cute. He's already enjoying the date since you look so excited eating your own order.

Over all he likes the date and will be sure to return for another black and red slice of cake.

Sorbet

His go to are cupcakes. He likes a lot of frosting and cutesy designs the bakeries come up with.

He also enjoys fruit in his baked goods so he'd order desserts with fruit frequently.

It's most likely Gelato couldn't join you two so he'd make the most of it. Wrapping his arm around you, compliments, and any dessert your heart desires.

He likes the atmosphere of bakeries since he finds it relaxing and he loves spending time with you. It's some quality time he doesn't always get with you.

Sorbet also loves seeing you enjoy your dessert. He might comment about the order if it's cutesy like his order. If not he'll simply compliment you about your smile or eyes.

After you're both done you two will most likely get Gelato his favorite dessert.

Gelato

He adores bakery dates so it will be often he takes you to them. More so than Sorbet would

He'd love strawberry shortcakes, cake rolls, or pies but he's fine with any flavors

He is one who would probably order both during the date. One slice of each. He would offer some of his portion to you. He's one to spoil his partner. Probably give you the toppings to his desserts. If you get excited or make a cutesy expression he's a fanboy but he isn't going to show it.

He'd take you to the cutest bakeries or cafes

He'd want to take pictures of you during the date

Will bring a whole pie or cake to go for himself. He'd get Sorbet some cupcakes too.

Prosciutto

This mans taste buds are bitter. He likes his whiskey and black coffee. And occasionally beer or wine.

As far as sweets go he'd prefer macaroons and tiramisu desserts. However they have to be super overpriced or from a really good bakery.

He enjoys taking his beloved on dates. You want to order dessert? He's taking you somewhere nice. Order what pleases you best.

He might make a snarky comment about your order if you're a mafioso. If you sass him back he'd like it but he'll chuckle.

If you're not a mafioso he won't say much unless you happen to wear lipstick. If it gets ruined he'll comment about it and hand you his handkerchief. All while making a note about buying you a better brand.

He'll make light chat but overall he's wanting to hear from you.

Overall it's a good date and he'll let you pick out something you can have later too. Hopefully you don't mind sitting outside for a moment while he smokes

Pesci

Pesci loves cheesecake and fudge

He'd like the cutely decorated stuff with sprinkles or bright colors so he's taking you to cafes or candy stores for a dessert together

He'll take you anywhere you like and get you anything your eyes land on if you really like it

He thinks you look adorable as you eat dessert

He'd blush about it and compliment you

He'd order Macaroons or a coffee dessert for his bro before leaving

Overall a sweet date where he says anything that comes to mind. A good conversationalist during a date 10/10

Ghiaccio

Of course he'd be an ice cream lover. He's taking you on ice cream dates but if you prefer gelato he's fine with them too

He'd love parfaits or milkshakes with different flavors and toppings

He's the type to randomly take you on these dates since he's a tsundere he'd rather drag you to the shop than admitting its a date

He's going to be blushing the entire time as you're enjoying yourself. You look so good looking.

He'll share the toppings with you and smile when you look so happy about them. Gets his heart racing.

He'll get awkward/angry if you compliment or flirt with him. He secretly likes it don't worry

Hand holding is the easiest way for you to express your love to him

Over all he's a cute date

Illuso

Also not a fan of sweets much preferring bitter or savory foods. He does enjoy gelatin. He doesn't have a preference for flavors

He'll take you to places offering both gelatin and other sweets

He would act like it's an honor for him to be taking you out so best to express gratitude

He'll buy the largest gelatin and he's not sharing so better order your own

He might dine and dash bringing you along to his mirror dimension with his stand

Afterwards he's offering to take you to a bar

Formaggio

He's a chocoholic but he also enjoys oreo desserts

Also stingy with his food so you better order your own but he will allow you to order whatever you please

He orders any chocolate lovers dessert and it's going to be a big order too. He doesn't usually indulge so he's not missing such an opportunity.

Doesn't order any dessert to go for himself but he will allow you to do so for yourself if you like

He's hoping he got brownie points and makes it obvious with his flirting. Please flirt back he'll love it

He'll wrap his arm around you flirting and having a good time. Also a good date to have with how extroverted he is. He's a good time 10/10

[wri0thesley]

Hey, if your requests are still open would you maybe like to write about how La Squadra would react to their s/o asking them to make love? Like... I'm feeling really vulnerable at the moment and while we all know that those men Fuck with a capital F (maybe except for Pesci) I just wonder how they'd react if their partner needs them to be slow and tender... let their s/o be emotional... you know?

♡ Risotto will be so, so careful with you if you want him to be. He can and does fuck - but he’s more than capable of cherishing you too. If you’ve broken past his defences enough to get him in bed, he already cares deeply about you. He’ll be as slow as you need, his actions tender as he strokes across you and looks at you with those dark, deep eyes. One thing he’s not good at is words - but when you’re being cradled with such effortless adoration in Risotto’s big hands, you don’t need him to speak to feel cherished. 

♡ Formaggio’s a bit of a fuckboy - but he tries to tone it down for you, just this once. He likes to laugh and smile during sex - and he’ll be smiling at you the whole time, sweet pet names whispered against your neck. He sometimes gets carried away and has to catch himself (the jackhammer of his hips, his lips going to form dirty talk) - but the way that he does catch himself is enough to convince you how hard he’s trying. He’ll speed up at the end - he’s not as well-controlled as he thinks he is - but the conscious effort he’s making has you smiling even so. 

♡ Illuso takes this as a challenge. He doesn’t like the idea that you think of him just to fuck; he’s one of those people who likes to be needed. He’s usually rather a blowhard in bed - he likes to pull your hair and make you look at him and gasp out his name. But if you come to him and ask him to make love to you instead - oh, he’s not going to let himself be outdone by such a simple request. He’ll be slow with you, tender, cradling you in his arms - and as he’s doing it, he realises just how much he relies on you and how much you keep him grounded. If anyone cries whilst he’s making love to you because he realises how much he needs you, it will be Illuso. 

♡ Prosciutto tries not to get too attached to people, as a whole. He knows just how dangerous his line of work is - the two of you have probably talked about how it’s casual, it’s not serious, it’s not love - so when you come to him with this, he stiffens. He hasn’t wanted to admit how much he cares about you and adores you - he’s not good at words or big confessions. But he agrees to make love to you, heated kisses pressed against your mouth, the roll of his hips luxurious and adoring; and both of you know, as your fingers clasp onto one another, that there’s more going on than is being said aloud. Prosciutto kisses your tears away and you can be nothing but grateful for his presence. 

♡ Pesci’s always fairly slow and careful with you. He’s anxious about getting things wrong - he has the propensity to dominate and the propensity to submit, but with you he feels comfortable and on an even playing ground. He doesn’t have to be something he’s not. It’s not hard for him, when you ask him to make love, to be soft and careful and gentle with you. What’s a little harder are the blushing confessions, the way he tells you he loves you with his cheeks all red and his lips all bitten. 

♡ Melone is actually fairly emotional when he’s with someone he truly cares about. If you tell him you want to make love, and you don’t want to fuck, he’ll make sure you feel cared about and loved. He notices little things about you that he’s murmuring into your hair as he fucks you, kissing you everywhere, knowing all of the spots on your body that make you sigh and your back arch beneath them. He’s sappy, adoring - and when he’s done, he wraps himself around you and starts all over again on all of the things he loves about you. 

♡ Ghiaccio’s face twists and he says a barbed little comment about how silly the term ‘making love’ is - and then, seeing how your face falls, he can’t help but sag a little. He’s not good at this kind of thing - feelings are not one of his primary concerns. Ghiaccio deals better in fact. But for you . . . for you, he tries. He keeps blushing pink and gritting his teeth and his words are stilted, but his hands on you are sincere as he makes sure that you feel cared about beneath him. 

♡ Sorbet and Gelato pause for a moment. They have a funny idea of what making love is; they’ve been with one another so long, learned each other’s movements by heart - you’ve always been on a different level to the two of them. They usually work together to fuck you - but this is . . . something different. They’re willing to try for you, but they get a little carried away in their murmurings and their touching, egged on by one another - but you can see in the set of their mouths and the narrow of their eyes that they’re trying - and when they lean their mouths down to kiss at your neck instead of bite and murmur how much they adore you into your skin, they’re backed up by the fact you’ll wake up with no bruises tomorrow. 

[jolynej]

Ok but bear!hybrid reader ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I love the dynamic of something/someone so cute and innocent looking going from zero to one hundred real quick! And I’m a sucker for anything soft and sweet hehe!!

Reader is gender-neutral; they/them pronouns used

Warnings: none! maybe implied nsfw if you squint

They have the cutest, roundest, fuzzy-ears that are set perfectly on their head, and they are so expressive despite their half-moon shape — their s/o is able to pick up on every little twitch and decipher the meaning of each subtle tilt or curve downwards, indicating interest or affection

And they love affection! They love to curl up in the lap of their beloved and take small naps, nuzzling into each scritch-scratch behind their ears and every pet that they receive. Even in their unconscious state they react this way

But when they’re rudely awoken from their slumber, it’s all low growls and long, intimidating claws, ready to strike out at the closest person. It takes them a good minute or two to snap out of this stupor, and they’re s/o quickly catches on to this behavior and will either have to sit still until they wake up, or if they’re lucky, they may able to successfully ease them awake with a gentle caress to their cheek

The bear-hybrid is also fiercely loyal and protective — a real ride or die! They will leap into danger head-first, and if a threat arises, they have very little regard for their personal safety. It can a terrifying experience to see the shift from something so soft and cuddly to pure rage in the form of gnashing teeth and pointed claws

But! They are also devoted lovers and companions. Since the instinct to protect is so innate, they posses a talent of being able to comfort and calm others, especially their s/o. No matter their size, they love to hold their beloved in their arms, close to their chest and snuggle them tightly

With the rare exception of getting a little hangry and those dreaded times when their s/o accidentally wakes them up, they are so soft for their partner, and they would never dare entertain the thought of harming a single hair on their head

They! Have! The! Biggest! Sweet! Tooth! Honey and berries are their favorites, and it’s good information to know that they can be bribed with those, and other, types of goodies if they’re acting particularly grouchy or just like a furry ruffian

Who would adore a bear!hybrid the most?

Mista comes to mind first. He’s a man who enjoys the simple pleasures in life, as well as his afternoon naps and some good food. His laidback attitude would work wonders on them, quelling their occasional temper with a calm, even tone of voice and a warm hug. He’d be happy to share their love of sweets with them, and he would absolutely have zero qualms about dozing off with them! Mista also would appreciate the abundance of soft hair on their body, adoring the sensation of the wisps beneath his fingers, if they were to have more than just what’s on their head and round tail. He’s a hairy man himself — all dark and thick and curly — and he finds it cute when they calm him their teddy bear.

Okuyasu is very into the notion of loving someone with his entire heart and having that love be reciprocated, and then some. He likes that you’re protective, of not just him, but of his friends and his dad, as well. It’s something that he has spent many a night pondering and ruminating over. It’s rare enough to find someone so amazing and loving, but what if they react in disgust and anger when they meet his father? He admits that he’s not that much of a looker — his words, not at all yours — that it brought him so much joy to see you extend that same position of care towards those closest to him.

Melone is intrigued when he meets you, and that scientific curiosity very quickly turns into attraction. He is head over heels in love with your soft, yet slightly grumbly attitude. You’re so adorable when you’re burying your fuzzy head into the crook of his neck and just seeking out affection from him in general. He likes the idea of feeding you treats and praising you! It’a also a little bit funny to see you and Ghiaccio engaged in a yelling match because he woke you up from your nap or when you go marching up to Risotto, demanding that he give Melone a day off! So! Cute!

[sohin-ace]

can i get head canons, of adhd ghiaccio, with an add s/o. i have add, so i be needing the content, please. can you write wacky scenrios where they both forget stuff?

I'll be honest with you gangster. I was about to not do that request because I don't know a thing about attention related disorders...

But you're the ONLY one to request la Squadra, so I'm grateful for you.

ADHD Ghiaccio w/ an ADD s/o HC.

They knew it. Prosciutto had warned Risotto about teaming up the two ultimate airheads of the entire squad.

The capo had no choice, though. Your Stand and Ghiaccio's were the perfect pair for this mission and Risotto had to take the risk.

It was supposed to be very simple. The instructions were clear, concise, short. Risotto had made them easy for your small brains, but it seemed like, once again, you had nodded your head absent-mindedly without taking any information from the gothic giant.

"That's an undercover mission, right? We're going undercover, right? That's what Ris said?"

Good thing Ghiaccio remembered what you haven't listened to, because you barely knew what to even do or what the mission was about.

It wasn't your fault! Risotto had such a soothing and deep voice, everytime he spoke you wanted to doze right off!

Ghiaccio and you were on the way, and of course, he had to completely lose himself, focus on something else than the road and ignore your poor instructions as you try to read up your map.

"If someone says 'I always lie' they may be lying. But if they're lying then saying 'I always lie' means they're telling the truth! But if that's the truth then that means they don't ALWAYS lie, which is a LIE! BUT THEN IF IT'S A LIE THEN THAT WAS THE TRUTH, HENCE, A LIE! I DON'T FUCKING???!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK Y/N THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY GODDAMN SENSE??!!! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF!!!"

He just gets so fired up over this random thought blowing his mind, that he just runs all the red lights and takes the wrong directions and eventually get yourselves lost in the middle of the city.

Your screams at him to make a U-turn and drive properly instead of slamming the brakes fall into deaf ears.

You eventually have to dig up your empty pockets and beg some stranger for a dime to go to a payphone and call Risotto to come pick you up.

You're both cramped against each other in the tiny payphone booth, and you can only bicker over him not waiting outside, and him telling you he's cold, and you telling him he can't be cold because his stand is litterally ice, and him telling you to shut up and-

Risotto sighs and rubs his aching temples at the other end of the line. You both keep on forgetting he's there, listening to your stupid banter and neither of you even bother properly explaining the situation to him when you have a LIMITED call time on that public phone.

Your capo sends Melone and Formaggio to pick you up and is shocked to find out you actually managed to fing the target's info while you were driving around God knows where.

Ghiaccio always screams at you when you don't even know what any mission is about meanwhile you scream at him for always forgetting his driving license among all things and his phone everywhere he went.

You basically have to baby each other and it's both adorable and absolutely infuriating.

When the gang's here, they either tease you two for being super sweet, or mock you/scold you for acting like a duo of brainless kids.

The others love to witness cute moments like when Ghiaccio runs after you when you forget to take your jacket and 'what if you got cold, dumbass?', or when he reminds you to take your medecine/drink water/eat your meals because he knows you forget so. Damn. Often.

Or when you put his glasses down on his nose after he panicks, thinking he lost them forever (they are so expensive to replace and he can not afford new ones!) when he actually had them over his head this whole time. The gang can never miss his cute blush and his mumbling of 'thank you Y/N'.

But the men, especially Prosciutto, are also so worried about leaving you two alone for even five minutes because neither of you could save the other and one day they were sure, you'd die after forgetting to breathe or something.

Banned from the kitchen. Both of you. FOREVER!

No need to explain. There was no insurance against oven fires in Passione. Banned, Risotto says, and that's set in stone.

In the midst of the chaos you and Ghiaccio put yourselves through, it was still nice to have to excited kids being so enthusiastic and passionate about... Anything, really. This was refreshing in a way.

In the end, Ghiaccio had found a match in this lonely world of crime. He could never admit how precious you are to him.

Forget about naps and night cuddles, because you two keep chatting until 4A.M about conversations you don't even remember.

"Remind me to tell you about that story later.",  "Okay!"

You don't.