#rip zoot photo album

[verdxocto]

guys spot the difference

[devilsrecreation]

Ghost Stories anime dub quotes as muppets:

Allegra: to Gloria Estefan Have you done your homework yet? Oh wait, you’re dyslexic. Done your yet homework have you? You I’m answer hey talking me to!

Link: Hey, can you guys hear anything?

Piggy: You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up!

Piggy: looking at a male guest star from backstage Nice butt..

Deadly: Do not lust in—Jesus, you’re right…

Beuregard: talking about his parents They’ve been married for 26 years now!

Big Mean Carl: Nobody’s talking to you. Just drive the bus, bus driver (fucking nosy)

Deadly: looking at a group of dumb teenagers God, you are four of the ugliest kids I have ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on. I can’t wait for this bitch to kill you

Deadly: Why am I doing this? It’s not fateful to my character arc. Oh well, I’m getting paid for this. Just better read the script

Scooter: Oh no! It’s the girl from the Ring…or the Grudge….what movie are we ripping off again?

Gremlin Nikki (muppetsona): Where is everyone? Hey, I got an idea: let’s switch everyone’s charts around! Give the guy in 4B a breast job

Levania: speaking from Heaven as Deadly is looking through a photo album But I did leave you a photo album! Look at what I was wearing….oh, horrible! Even after I married your father, I still dressed like a mumbling cove! Hope I didn’t put that flapper dress in here…..oh god dammit

Link: You have got to re-think that hair

One of Deadly’s ghoul friends (I’mma name him Hank): It’s a comb-over. You deal with alopecia for 2,000 years and see what YOU look like

Tales from the Vet-

Phil: MULCH! MULCH! Get your butt over here!

Mulch: offscreen [What?!]

Phil: Don’t “what” me when I call you! You say “YES, SIR!”

Mulch: comes in [You’re such a bitch]

Phil: What did you say?!

Mulch: [I have an itch]

All the music muppets having dinner at Johnny’s

Mama Fiama: You all are-a such talented, sweet, handsome men! …HaveyouacceptedJesusasyourpersonalsavior?

Zoot: …No, I’m Jewish