#rip rizz

[sillybilly4]

Just play cool man….

[necromycologist]

rip ianthe tridentarius... born to be the one and only fucked up failgirl forced to somehow end up as the voice of reason

[just-null]

Fr bro I love your energy! Noritoshi is so pretty and so criminally underrated. Keep up the good work in making more of us lusting publicly for him. You've done amazing job! That boy well-deserved it :)

tysm!! I try to open the eyes of the public to his qualities. join my cult yall, Noritoshi is so good listen to me.

but on the topic of energy, whether you're high or low energy, Noritoshi loves it. the only difference is how he reacts to it.

Let's say you're low energy or prefer subtlety in your affection..

Noritoshi will initiate first! ..after a while... in his own way.... He needs to gather enough courage and collect his thoughts properly, then hes good to go! He prefers more subtle displays of affection too, but if needed he'll be blunt about it. He'll learn to adapt to slightly teasing remarks, going as far as to banter and tease back, moreover he's just very loving. So loving it can be embarrassing from time to time because of how intense the atmosphere can get.. the best way he can be described here is princely.

A small smile forms on Noritoshi's lips when he feels you're around. He turns to you, already memorizing each and every quirk you have so that he doesn't waste any time setting his sights on you again. His hands reach out to tug on your sleeve as he looks at you with a gaze so needy you can practically tell what he's about to ask. "May i hold your hand?" His voice comes so smooth that if you didn't know him, you would've missed the twinge of desperation it carried. You couldn't help yourself, you shook your head, a mischievous grin slowly creeping onto your lips at the sight of Noritoshi's pouted lip. Of course he'd do as you say even if it was clearly unfair, but not without some complaints. He clicks his tongue, a quiet mutter of "cheeky.." escapes under his breath. He knows you do this on purpose to mess with him, he was tempted to beg a little, but decided against it. it was an embarrassing thought to begin with. Seriously, how mean can someone be to make a guy think like this? ..Extremely, if the guy's pouting is cute enough! Noritoshi lifts his hand to his chin, thinking of the many ways he can try to get around this obstacle you cruelly placed in front of him. He leans in close, hovering next to you as he usually does when he thinks. He faces you as who knows what goes on in his head, his closed eyes not even giving you a hint as to what he could be thinking. "Ah, pardon me, I got lost in thought. I suppose i can keep my distance, so long as you keep looking at me with that charming gaze of yours." Ah, so he was just winding up for a pick up line. How lame, but.. get used to it. He's going to shadow behind you the entire day with more one liners like that unless you shut him up yourself. Wait.. was that his plan? The faint sly smirk tugging on the corner of Noritoshi's lips and the warm hue on the apple his of cheeks are all you need to figure out the rest.

If you're high energy or prefer more blunt methods of affection..

Noritoshi gets overwhelmed and flustered from such raw approaches from you that he comes off as a bit rude. It's only because you make his heart so full that he needs to shut you down or else he'll do something embarrassing!! He wants to impress you, of course he enjoys your advances very much, but it's not very slightly to see someone like him act like a crushing school girl!! or so he thinks.

Noritoshi yelps in surprise as you snake your hands around his waist from behind. He doesn't push you away or even move for that matter, he's frozen stiff. Is he still alive? Like any good lover would, you benevolently press your ear against his back to listen for a heart beat. ..You didn't hear anything until the sound of Noritoshi sharp inhale came through. That was unexpected, but it works. He squirmed a little, seemingly trying to shrug you off but quickly giving up, accepting the fact that you've got him trapped. "You imbecile, e-enough of this!" he scolded, though he made no actual effort to stop you. Noritoshi remains stiff for the most part, but looking at the back of his increasingly flushing neck reassures you that he is, indeed, alive. He's just being stubborn! Not turning or even a greeting, just rude name calling again! You raise one hand and place it over his heart to hold him tighter in your embrace. As expected, its practically pounding against his chest. He swats your hand away and finally turns back to you with those cute furrowed brows and rosy cheeks. "You're such a bully, you know that?" he huffs out, any semblance of sternness failing to take effect as his jutted bottom lip quivers. Mercifully, you finally let go and spare him by not pointing out the quiet whine he let out. He stumbles forward and turns around to face you fully, trying to keep an eye out for any more of your stunts while he catches his breath. He felt so dizzy from being in your arms, if he were held for a moment longer, he surely would've melted right then and there. Noritoshi's hands trembled as he smoothed out his clothes, his mouth opening and closing as any and all words died in his throat. He wanted to yell at you for being so forward, for giving him no chance to prepare, for letting go of him, for a lot of things..! Yet he just pouted as he tried to calm the flush on his face. His hands instantly whipped up in front of him when he noticed you took a step towards him. He can't handle another display of affection right now, he'll go weak at the knees! But how can you hold back when he's just so damn cute?

The most likely outcome is a mixture of both with a heavy leaning towards one. Either way, you're very right!! He's extremely pretty.

[thatskindarough]

Hey, Izzy

[theeflowerofcarnage]

i feel unwell without her

[saintsenara]

every time i think about ginny in CoS i get unbelievably sad, but also it's so fucking funny when you think about her yapping to Tom...they were #real haters since day 1

the idea that they were sincerely bffs can be pried from my cold, dead hands.

for the serious point that he must select as victims of the basilisk people she's been gabbing about, as a way of terrifying and gaslighting her about whether she's responsible for the attacks - you just know she had a lot to say about what a prick she thought colin was and he was sitting in the ether [or wherever a soul lives] kicking his little feet in the air and saying "so true, bestie. amateur photography is cringe. hopefully nothing terrible happens to him!"

and for the less serious points that:

a. only the sort of theatrical teen edgelord who spent months coming up with an anagram of his own name could have written that valentine's poem.

b. the plan to lure harry to the chamber of secrets is really giving the way you used to ask out your crush when you were in year eight.

either tmr ships hinny [the horcrux is the chest monster! dean, you're in danger, girl!] and said "ok, let's get him down here and i'll gas you up", to which ginny replied "sick, i'll play dead so if he says no i can pretend i didn't realise you asked" or ginny ships tomarry and she said "i'll just chill unobtrusively while you impress him with your giant snake" and he said "class, do you reckon i should imply he's talentless and mid* while i do it?" and she said "yeah, one hundo" [omg snake!].

* “Well,” said Riddle, smiling pleasantly, “how is it that you — a skinny boy with no extraordinary magical talent — managed to defeat the greatest wizard of all time?"

tom... hun...

[serchive]

this is my formal apology to franco colapinto I thought williams was crazy to replace a driver they called too early f2 with another young driver of f2 but he proved me wrong. he just proved that you are either made for f1 or not. and to be honest, he certainly bewitched me with his yapping and his tweets. now I’m sad that he doesn’t have a seat next year

[mello-bee]

picking up his boyfriend for a motorcycle ride

OH SHI

[skrunksthatwunk]

(nanako voice): dear brother, i am being haunted by visions of starnge and beaudiful goirls

[ladyoftheburn]

“I’ll bleed whatever colour you want”

Simon to Baz when he realised Baz is just a boy he wants to kiss and not his mortal enemy

I’M SCREAMING

[marioparty]

do you think they lived through covid

[one-vivid-judgment]

Busting open my old IW save file to take notes on Joongi's Spanish Bingo Bond, coming out to remember that:

Ichi says that he likes Joongi's smile + that he doesn't think Joongi only belongs in the shadows

Joongi gets high key embarrassed whenever Ichi pays him a genuine compliment

Ichi invites Joongi on a stargazing + shaved ice date

(Written in the 'Joongi can do perfect math' square) "I wish Joongi were pocket-sized. I could take him everywhere and he'd come in super handy :("

If you ask Joongi to cook something for you, he'll explain what's on the menu for tonight then say "You're welcome to join if you want 😊"

Joongi gets giggly if Ichi suggests taking cooking classes together, then breaks his hyper-formal character for a millisecond to say everything Kasuga does is "absolutely nuts" (Sadly only happens in English though; in Spanish he says everything Kasuga does is "absolutely unpredictable")

[swan2swan]

One odd note from this season:

There is no Brooklynn x Camper tag that I'm going to ever look at and go "ew".

Brooklynn x Kenji Doomed Drifting or Rekindling fic? Yes.

Brooklynn x Darius mutual/one-sided pining fic? Yes.

Brooklynn x Ben Catfish Girlfriend fic? Sure, why not, tricky, but yeah.

Brooklynn x Yaz Huge Mistake/Brooklynn figuring-herself-out fic? Why not?

Brooklynn x Sammy "Hi I'm staying at your house and we wanna Try It because we're both frustrated and confused, By the Way, You Can Hang on to My Jacket, Girl" fic? If it's written well, yeah!

I kinda feel bad for this because I think that's....turning her into the "group bicycle", I think the phrase is? But it's not like that! It's just a "You know what? Brooklynn has chemistry with the Whole Lot. Girl grew up. Everyone loves Brooklynn. And the level of that love may not have a cap."

Obviously, canon-compliant material just has Brooklynn being interested in Kenji (and then not). She moved on in her life. She had new goals that we'll be learning about. And maybe the Catfishing Ben thing. Wouldn't put it past her to manipulate him.

I just find it hilarious that this is a situation she's in. Especially because she's Dead.

*looks at camera*

[person4924]

*the marauders, watching pearl*

[the “PLEASE IM A STAR” scene]

pearl: IM A STAR PLEASE IM A STAR

sirius: bitch, i’m the star

remus: kill yourself

[after the “PLEASE IM A STAR” scene, when she’s crying]

peter: it’s really not that serious, come on now

sirius: yeah, i’m that sirius

remus: die

[the scene where she fucks a scarecrow]

james: the rizzler??? you go girl

remus: can you actually shut the fuck up

[dracula-but-slay]

Today’s victim of my Ghost obsession is a character belonging to @starman-experience who parallels Terzo in role but SEVERELY lacks Terzo’s charisma

[darlin-djarin]

certified halal kanan bc he’s arab to ME