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hi ur writing for bellamy is so good and i loved the one of the drunk one whatever so i need to request one that’s like that
so like basically bellamy and u we’re like lowkey enemies kinda and u we’re always picking on eachother and one night while everyone was celebrating at the dropship, monty and harper were playing like a drinking game so you decided to join in but you got wayy to drunk so u decided to go on a side quest and just walk around camp until somehow you ended up in bellamy’s tent and you just started yapping about random stuff but you accidentally tell him you are literally in love with him and then you throw up on him and end up embarrassing yourself but then he was like i’m lowkey in love with you too and so you fall asleep in his tent with him but jasper ends up getting way to drunk too and he stumbles into bellamy’s tent and sees you guys so he decides to tell everyone about it and the next morning everyone’s picking on you guys since your supposedly enemies
A MESS b.blake
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BELLAMY BLAKE X FEM!READER
𝜗𝜚 A/N - thank you so much for the request angel, i tweaked it a little, i hope you don't mind!!!
𝜗𝜚 SUMMARY - you were one of the unlucky ones, sent down to the ground in a skirt. so while drunk and looking for a place of warmth, you manage to stumble into bellamy blake's tent, the boy you've always hated, or so you've said.
𝜗𝜚 WARNINGS - drinking, underage drinking, drunk!reader, love confessions, throwing up, reader has a mom, crying, comfort, (3) use of y/n, petnames, intended lower case, nothing i write is ever proofread 🩷
you weren't supposed to be sent to the ground.
you weren't one of the hundred that committed crimes and were paying out their sentence. on the contrary, you couldn't be further from a criminal. but your mother just so happened to be on the council on the ark. she decided that if you were going to die it was going to be on the ground and not dying of no air up there.
at the beginning, you held out hope that you'd go back. in fact, you were one of the only ones who still had their wristbands on.
but the hundred had given up any source of hope, that was why everyone was wasting all of their booze. you too began to stumble around, talking to some, avoiding others and downing the distasteful liquid.
"well, that's a surprise." you turned your head at the deep voice. bellamy blake.
he was a pretty boy but he knew that which instantly made him so much less appealing. he had that pretty dark tousled hair with his glowing eyes and many freckles. you'd be jealous if you were a boy, you supposed. though it must run in the family because octavia was just as beautiful.
both your parents were awfully close back in the day. you used to look at bellamy as if he were your friend though octavia would always hold the title of your best friend. but bellamy changed after a while, he turned into this unrecognisable boy after octavia had been arrested.
you were one of the only people who knew of octavia's existence before then but when testifying, you had to swear that you didn't know who she was so your mother didn't get in trouble. perhaps that was when bellamy decided to turn into a stranger.
at each other's throats is what you were now. you could hardly stand to be in a room with him. he and his posse only got worse now that they were on the ground, ripping off people's wristbands and telling them that they wouldn't be allowed to eat if they hadn't. you supposed you'd been an exception, despite his unkind nature towards you.
perhaps octavia had said something to him.
"what is?" your voice was sort of slurred. the night had hardly begun and you were already off your rocker, the alcohol was enough to have you woozy.
"didn't take you for much of a drinker, princess, that's all." the godawful nickname he'd given you all that time ago.
you cocked a brow at the boy, turning your head. it was sort of hard to feign hatred when you looked at him like that, with big glassy eyes. "why not?"
he tsked. "not really what good girls do, is it?"
you could only roll your eyes at him. "go find someone else to bother, bells."
you watched as his face dropped ever so slightly.
bells. he'd given you the nickname princess but you'd settled on bells back when he was still someone you looked up to. you thought it suited him well but he always complained, said it made him sound like a girl. not that you cared, though. it'd been a long time since that nickname left your lips.
"right." he could only clear his throat, eyebrows knitted together as he found himself walking away, his boots too large and too funny looking to your drunk self.
you hadn't registered the nickname that had left your lips and now your brows were strewn together. "so weird."
"who's weird?" that was the sound of the familiar boy jasper, one of the hundred, arrested for something drug related with his best friend monty. you couldn't keep up with those two.
"jasper!" you practically slung yourself around the boy, he caught you before you could stumble backwards while a grin plastered itself on his face, a matching one on your own as your head dropped against his chest.
there was never anything between you and jasper but you were both awfully touchy, especially with a little alcohol in you both.
from the other side of the camp, you couldn't register the look bellamy was burning into the side of the boys head.
"jasper's a weirdo?" monty questioned. he never got as drunk as the rest, just enough of a buzz to find everything funny.
you weren't much of a drinker, if you were being honest. if someone had offered you drink back on the ark you would have refused in miliseconds but a lot had changed since then. besides, what did you have to lose, by the rate the camp was going, you'd all be dead in a few months anyway.
"no." you hiccuped. "jasper's gonna help me find some more booze."
"yes i am." he turned. "hop on." and he bent down, allowing you to jump on his back as he began walking back to the others, monty followed not too far behind.
the crowd of people were in the middle of the camp, they poured out people drinks and passed them around, nobody was alone. that part was funny, you thought. if they were all still on the ark, half of them wouldn't so much as look at one another, but now? they were closer than ever.
there was a makeshift table out of logs of wood which held all the booze, jasper got to work with pouring you something not too strong. seeing as you didn't drink much, it wasn't the best idea to give you something ridiculous. "hey miller." miller was next to you, around the same height as jasper but seeing as you were on his back, he looked small to you. you wondered if this was how they saw you on the daily. "hows the weather down there." you giggled against jasper's hair while jasper snorted.
"nice to see you too, y/n." you couldn't really see miller's eyes seeing as his beanie was practically attached to his head but you could see he was smiling, that was all that really mattered to you.
"we really need to let you drink more." octavia always found everything funny when she drank, much like monty in that way. it was good to see the girl so carefree, she cared too much about things these days.
"i agree." though there was a sudden slouchness that came with drinking. "octavia, is my skirt up?" the realization that you were on the boy's back, despite the black skirt that your mother had so graciously let you wear that day, not telling you that you should have maybe wore a sweatpants because hey, you were getting sent to the ground.
"nope. but i'll let you know if anyone starts talking about seeing an ass out."
you grinned, laying your head against the mop of hair on jasper's head. "you're the bestest."
"that's not a word, y/n." monty mumbled to you, watching as you turned with a frown. "but well done for being really nice..?"
"okay!" jasper announced, allowing you off his back. "one drink for the lady." he practically bowed, passing the drink off to you.
both monty and jasper stared, seemingly interested as you brought the cup up to your mouth, tasting the burning liquid. you did, then immediately scrunching your face up. "ew! jasper what the heck is that? it tastes like... tastes like..."
"barf?" octavia helped.
"tastes like barf!"
"maybe, but you'll feel a nice buzz after." jasper pushed it towards your lips again. "just drink it and see how you feel later."
you did in fact feel a buzz after.
the party continued and all you could focus on was the dizziness clouding your vision, the way your head was suddenly swirling. you ended up losing the others, how? you were unsure but the crowd was too loud to go back into. some people were scattered around the edges by the tents which is where you found yourself stumbling.
your legs were suddenly freezing, despite the pretty lacy black tights that covered them. you really did wish your mother had given you a heads up.
your spinny eyes looked to the tents and you wondered if you could get some warmth inside there. there was only one problem, it was much too dark and you were much too drunk to find your own one.
in a single tent, you could see the reflection of what appeared to be a lamp. it was one of the makeshift ones that the camp had made, a little fire in a box, lighting up the whole room. you could see the outline from the outside and you hoped and prayed that whoever's tent it was, they wouldn't mind you coming in for a little while.
one foot in front of the other, you reminded yourself, wobbling your way towards the tent.
in no time, you'd made it towards the entrance, pulling open the sheer curtain to reveal bellamy blake, sitting with his eyes closed against the sleeping back, arms behind his head.
"hello." you practically squeaked.
bellamy's eyes opened and he looked your frame up and down. "yes?"
"was jus' wondering..." you stumbled walked into the room, finger against the sticks holding the tend up. "wondering when the next supply run was on."
"yeah." he smacked his lips. "and then the real reason that you're here?"
he couldn't help it. as much as you disliked one another, bellamy had known you since you were young, you couldn't exactly get away with hiding much from him. a loud sigh left your lips as you plopped down on the blanket at the other side of the tent. "'m cold." your hands rubbed at your eyes. "really don' like bein' drunk, bells."
he cleared his throat, stiffening in his spot as he let his arms down. "why don't you go rest in your tent then, y/n?"
"can't find it." you blew air out from your lips. your eyes rose to meet his. "can i stay..?" your voice was low, you hardly knew what to expect back, you wouldn't have been surprised if he yelled at you to leave right then and there.
but instead, he pursed his lips. "you can stay." and your lips curved as he tossed you one of the hideous orange blankets. "here, cause you're so cold."
"you're the bestest." you yawned while laying on your back, the sound of monty's voice telling you that it wasn't a word filling your head. "do you remember when i used to sleep over at yours back on the ark?"
the fond memories filled his mind. "i do."
"i kind of miss that." you hiccuped, slurring your words. "miss the ark. i wanna go home, i think. but 's nice here, with octavia back, feel like she's been gone forever. when we were younger, we used to talk about coming to the ground together, you know? you were always in the plan, too, couldn't leave you behind."
jasper wasn't lying, you'd definitely felt more than a buzz.
your head turned despite being laid on the ground. bellamy was looking at you the same way he did so long ago, nothing had changed in his face, he didn't look a bit older, he just got taller and stockier. "you changed, bell. got mean."
you could tell there was a kind of guilt ridden in his eyes. "everyone changed, we had to."
"maybe." you slurred. "but i wouldn't have stopped loving you like that."
he thought back to everything that had happened. when octavia was put in prison and his mother was floated, he tried to find anyone he could to blame. he never stopped loving you, he just pushed you away until you stopped fighting.
his heart was stuttering. he hadn't spoken to you like this in... he didn't even know how long, that was what tore him up even more. but seeing you like this, talking to you like this, it was as if things had never changed. "still love me after everything?" it was almost a joke, the way he'd said it. he wasn't expecting you to truly respond.
but the words, "of course." came from your mouth before you could so much as think of an answer to say. "i'll always love you. do you think... do you think you could ever love me again, bells?"
he never stopped.
but he wasn't nearly as drunk as you, he couldn't say the words with such ease like you could. all you had to do was blame it on the booze. but this was real to him.
once again, he pursed his lips. "how about we talk about this when you're sober, 'kay princess?"
you sat up, eyes looking foggy, far away even.
the words set in and you realised he avoided your question completely.
no answer was still an answer, right?
"i should go." you mumbled under your breath, embarrassment sneaking its way through your cheeks, tears stinging at your iris'. you realised that you'd said more than you should have.
nothing was ever going to go back to the way it was.
"no, don't, angel―" but you were already getting up. bellamy had let you go once, he didn't plan on doing it again.
he too moved from his place, getting up and following you out of the tent. "come on, princess, let's just go back inside, yeah?"
he could hear you sniffle. "no, i just―"
you couldn't finish your sentence, you were already on the ground.
bellamy sped up, getting to you in three strides. "you're okay, baby, come on, let's go."
you shook your head, shaky breath leaving your lips. "no, bells, don't feel well."
bellamy hadn't watched you get drunk before but he'd watched enough and been in your position enough to know what was going to happen. "you're okay, sweet girl, just let it out." he was already scooping up your hair into a makeshift ponytail.
it took seconds before you were emptying your guts into the bush.
but the boy didn't say anything, holding your hair back and using his free hand to rub up and down your shirt. "there you go, atta girl."
but you didn't feel like you were doing anything right.
if anything, it just made everything so much worse.
as you moved your head away, you felt the tears beginning to sprout. "ruined everything." you mumbled feebly, feeling the weight of the situation hit you after the alcohol finally began to wear off.
"you didn't ruin anything." bellamy let your hair go, using his hands to wipe away the straying tears. "everything's fine, okay?"
but you shook your head, tears finding their way down your cheeks anyway. "i ruined your night, got sick and embarrassed myself and―and nothings ever gonna go back to the way it was and you're never gonna love me again and―"
"hey, hey, hey, look at me." you did as you were told, looking at him with red teary eyes. "i can't love you again because i never stopped loving you in the first place, okay?"
"you mean it?" all sniffily
"of course i mean it." with nothing other than the truth.
"you're not just saying it?"
"of course i'm not just saying it." the man helped you up. "come on, you need to rest."
you weren't too sure what to do now. you'd been so aching to get all of it off your chest that you hadn't even thought about what would happen after.
whatever it was, you were sure you and bellamy could face it together.
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Horror Villains and: What They Would Put in the Hat
(The 7 Minutes in Heaven hat)
This was pretty much inspired by This post by @your-mxnd-is-mxne ! ^^
Warnings: Cursing and gore (As in limbs being put in the hat)
Animal the Cannibal: A potato peeler. BE CAREFUL.
Baby Firefly: A cute scrunchie. Put it in your hair!! She thinks you'll look so cute ^^ If you don't have hair/its too short, you can put it in hers! ^^ (So basically you win everything)
Billy Loomis: A folded up poster for the local cinema's horror night. They're playing Psycho, The Birds and then Psycho 2 Back-To-Back.
Bo Sinclair: Little plyers. he never leaves home without them, so you better give them back! Play nice and he may use them on you *cough*
Bubba Sawyer: A pig femur... its not clean...
Candyman: A little leather bound journal with his poetry in it. If he likes you, maybe he'll read you some!!
Captain Spaulding: A pamphlet for his shop! He'd just fucken love to show you around.
Carrie White: A pencil. She wasn't sure and she didn't have a whole lot on her! she hopes that's okay ^^
Chop Top Sawyer: His sunnies! Not his wig, that's special. But you got his glasses! He even wants to see you put them on.
Chucky Lee Ray: He put his whole damn shoe in there. I mean, he's a doll. Why not? // If he's in his human form, though, maybe... a... condom...
BONUS for @your-mxnd-is-mxne because its their idea in the first place ^^ Daddy Hall- *cough* I mean Doc Halloran!: Bullet casing. Its, oddly enough, the only thing that was in his pockets?? 😅 After all he is only here to hunt Leslie- see if you can distract him, though.
Dr Suave: A pack of tooth floss from his pocket. He's a dentist, what do you expect from him?
Drayton Sawyer: The keys to the chilly van (Its all he had on him). He's gonna want them back.
Freddy Krueger: A scrap oh his sweater and it turns to dirty brown dust as soon as you see what it is.
Granny Boone: Buckman's initialed handkerchief.
Harper Alexander: A twig that's been widdled a whole bunch. It may snap in your hand- don't you worry, he don't mind ^^
Inkubus: Ripped piece of paper with a backwards K scribbled into it. You get ink stains on your fingers.
Jack Dante: An action figure! Probably He-Man or something. You can play with it for now but you're gonna give it back when he goes home.
Jason Voorhees: A chunk of moss. Its squishy and fresh.
Jedidiah Sawyer: A tie! He's a well dressed man and always brings an extra XD
Jennifer Check: Cherry Coke Chapstick! You know she's that super cool person who had all the branded soda flavours. And she may even apply some to you~
Jerry Dandridge: His scarf. And its cold- why don't you wear it for a while?~ He's very charming. And this is the man you're gonna get stuck in a closet alone with for nearly 10 minutes! Goodluck-
Leslie Vernon: His mask. He's gotta spread the word!! Make sure people know who he is! This felt like a marketing opportunity.
Lester Sinclair: That grizzly lookin' knife of his. Listen to him chat about it and he'll love you forever.
Luda Mae Hewitt: Wooden spoon. Her logic? If she goes in there with someone iffy she can beat them with it.
Max Grief: Cassette tape out of his car. He wasnt sure what to really put in, so, *shrug*
Mayor Buckman: Boone's initialed handkerchief (Yeahhhh, they're cute like that XD).
Mental Manny: Straw twisted and bent into the shape of some satanic symbol. You feel uncomfortable holding it. But oh, he wants you to have it now~~ A gift.
Michael Myers: Someone's ear.
Mickey Altieri: A snack. Like a cookie from a vending machine or a pack of 2 minute noodles. You can have it, no worries.
Midnight Man: The page with the names on it. ... wanna play a game?
Miss Quinn: Her hand mirror. Come on now, sweetheart!!~ We'll make you look pretty.
Monty Hewitt: A screwdriver. You got anything he can fix up rela quick? He doesn't mind, if it means he can get away from Hoyt for a bit.
Otis B. Driftwood: You don't wanna know. I'm not telling you. Put it down.
Pamela Voorhees: Her drivers licence. She was looking in her wallet and thought it was logical- plus she sure as hell wasn't putting in her polaroid of Jason.
Patrick Bateman: His card, of course. Its so damn crisp- you get a paper cut.
Pennywise: A horn! Honk honk!
Rocco the Clown: Some poor bastard's kneecap. Yes. A kneecap. And I still won't tell you what Otis put in the hat.
Roman Bridger: A very fancy pen. The kind thats like 50 dollars for one. It's for signing contracts but he likes to show off that he has it.
Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt Jr: 'His' sheriff's badge! He wants you to comment on it, too- call him Sheriff Hoyt- stroke his ego. That's all he wants.
Stu Macher: A lollipop! You can have it, he's already sucking one. You two can have matching blue tongues!
Stuart Lloyd: Someone forced him to chuck in the USB that his little movie is on- he's terribly anxious about it and hope that you'll just give it right back and don't play it. Its not done...
DBD! The Clown: A little travel bottle with a suspicious liquid inside. He suggests that you drink it... I suggest you do not. Unless, you know, you're into it-
DBD! The Deathslinger: A wrench. He's a handy man and never leaves the house without his handy wrench!
The Djinn: ... the jewel...
DBD! The Huntress: A bunny ear from a bunny doll. She can do it herself but if you sew it back onto her dolly then you have a friend for life.
The Man (Hush): A switchblade. He's gonna want it back but (; you can keep it while you're in the closet with him if it makes you feel safer.
Taxidermist: Some kind taxidermists tool. Maybe a fleshing cone or a necker knife.
Thomas Hewitt: A pretty rock. 🪨
Vincent Sinclair: A notepad so he can talk to you if you don't know sign language ^^
Winslow Foxworth Coltrane: A crushed can of coke. He doesn't carry shit around with him and he sure as fuck is not handing over his knife.
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first thoughts :tm:
raven, belter from ceres, bouncing around a lot, meets finn on eros while young etc etc (rip finn), xo / chief mechanic of the ring (spaceship)
bellamy, earther ( from the slums, octavia is born undocumented, so they have to split a lot of their rations etc etc), goes up to space for work, captain of the ring
emori, belter from a small station, essentially a rockhopper since birth, her hand deformity was a result of her parents spending a lot of time in space/outside and having a lot of radiation exposure, pilot & mechanic of the ring
echo, former martian marine, dishonorably discharged, stumbles into the crew later on, their muscle essentially, battle strategist / gunner of the ring
monty, either belter from or inner raised on ganymede, met the rest after ganymede's destruction, botanist & chief engineer of the ring
murphy, from luna (think similar to shed), conning his way out to the belt, supposedly medtech practically salvager of the ring
harper, from earth, going up through the lottery shifting through jobs until she comes across the group, navigator of the ring
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finished season 5 but im gonna talk about season 4 first:
what the fuck happened in season 4? not in the sense "wtf im confused" but in the sense i sincerely cant remember what the hell happened. i finished it like 4 days ago. it's all blurried in my head lmao
-> ok according to wikipedia it was about how they could escape the praimfaya and now I REMEMBER i was ANGRY all the time
it was very frustrating seeing the people coming up with a solution, just for the solution to be destroyed 2 seconds later. NOTHING went WELL when IT COULD
i dont care about gaia. yeah sorry. she could not exist and i wouldnt notice
rip roan i guess. wasted potential
im sorry to say i didnt care about luna either. i thought her character would be better written but OH WELL CANT HAVE SHIT IN THIS SERIE
im so glad jaha died. another headache source gone <3
gotta be honest i respect jasper's whole thing. he desperately wanted to die since the end of season 2, but he found a way to go as he liked. 10/10 character
im not a doctor but im not sure raven could have survived that weird therapy thing she did to herself while listeing to becca and sinclair's voices
anyway that part about raven was very cool because it was *her* talking to herself in the end, and all those things "sinclair" said were actually from raven. shes officially babygirl
that ilian character was so funny. i mean *he* was not funny. i didnt give a shit about him. but octavia banging him was funny
john murphy keeps being the top tier funniest character ever. also hes super cute with emori. what could possibly go wrong?
bellamy is very weird. one season hes smart and doesnt deserve to die, the other season hes the dumbest bitch alive and i want him to explode. like a sinusoid
marcus kane deserves some rest from this serie
THEY WENT UP TO THE SKY???
when raven & co. decided to go to space to escape the disaster i thought "well monty and harper are a couple... murphy and emori are one too.... bellamy and echo 100% are going to fuck (obvious since they met on the cages in mount weather), so that leaves.... CLARKE AND RAVEN!!! MAY THEY HAVE GAYSEX DESPITE FINN'S MEMORY" but nope. clarke remained on the ground. crazy how this serie refuses to realize my ancient thought about clarke and raven getting together to spite finn
about season 5:
i'm surprised myself to say i actually enjoyed season 5?? like it didnt give me headaches!!! i think it is WELL written (crazy i know), best season so far
yes the characters still did questionable things but all their decision were COHERENT. abby taking the pills, octavia being a dispotic ruler, kane allying with diyoza for peace... even the new characters, such as diyoza and mccreary, were well written!!!
FINALLY clarke is a good character. i enjoy her much more now that she has her daughter/little sister to care about. im gonna be honest: when she used to say "im doing it for my people!!!" i hated it bc it felt like hypocrisy, she didnt care about *those people*, she cared about the ideal of humanity surviving. her methods are still the same, but i respect her now, bc with madi i CAN SEE why she's willing to kill a lot of people to save her daughter
bellamy too is a good character now. those 6 years did good to everyone
octavia's character is good too, even if she did a lot of dumb things!! (such as setting of fire the hydrofarm)
LMAO CANNIBALISM.
ohhh bellamy and echo gpt together. what a surprise.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MURPHY FOUGHT WITH EVERYONE AND BROKE UP WITH EMORI DURING THE SIX YEARS??? i am very sad
raven falling for that guy (dont remember his name) is a bit out of the blue but tbh she deserves to get laid. i think the last time she had sex was with bellamy in season 1? lmao. so its fine
marcus kane still makes me Feel Things
indra good character
didnt quite get madi's character tbh. lets see
mccreary blowing up the planet for the third (4th? lost count) time in a century gave me a little of headache but its ok bc i understood him (dumb but WELL WRITTEN)
so they got on that spaceship for 10 years ok
wait nope monty and harper decided to stay awake and HAD A SON??? ok i guess
i actually respect a lot their decision. monty 10/10 character. im sad he will no longer be in the serie but im not mad hes dead (like i was for lexa and lincoln)
also super healthy couple. monty and harper were alone for like 50 years and didnt go crazy. 10/10 relationship
marcus kane keeps being unable to die. love to see this
btw i'm watching the 100 for the first time in my life but i remember the hype on the internet in like 2015 about this serie
i have Thoughts (just started 3rd season so this is about seasons 1 and 2)
everyone is fucking stupid. like really really stupid. i cant believe humanity survived for 97 years
clarke is smart but also very very stupid. why is a 17 yo in charge
raven is smart, not too stupid. i forgive her
john murphy is the funniest character ever
i remembered there was lesbians but i didnt know who the lesbians were. at first i thought they were clarke and raven bc they fight over a white boy so i thought i would be funny if they were The Lesbians
lexa can step on me
its cool lexa is canonically bi but i cant believe she fell for clarke. lexa deserves better. clarke is too stupid for her
the grounders are RIGHT. they are FUCKING RIGHT. SINCE EPISODE 1. they are NOT stupid
i called finn "white boy" during all the serie. he's such a white boy. he's very very stupid. i'm glad he died and i hated when the sky people wanted to save him from the execution bc THE GROUNDERS WERE RIGHT HE HAD TO DIE. he killed 18 FUCKING DEFENSELESS ELDERS AND CHILDREN
i miss anya. she was such a badass. clarke: "nuuuh i need a sharp and sterile knife-" anya proceeds to BIT HER OWN ARM to get the chip out. 10/10 character
about the mountain weather arc: oh my god they are so stupid. mountain people are so stupid i mean. "ohh we need sky people's bone marrow so we can survive but theres only 47 of them so in order to take all the bone marrow for us they have to die" you know how they could handle this shit?? by fucking ASKING. they KNEW there were other sky people on the ground now. like at least 100 of them i think. so they should have gone to them and say, "hi sorry we are humans who have to live underground bc radiations. but your bone marrow could save us. so can all of you give us a bit of your bone marrow? we offer an alliance and other commodities (medicines etc)". imo sky people would say YES bc bone marrow grows back its not too dangerous to donate it if its just a bit. everybody would be alive by now. and i wouldnt have got a headache
still about mountain weather arc: another way to handle that would have been: asking the 47 kids a bit of their bone marrow and WAITING it to grow back. like donators in real life yk? by 2 years all of the mountain people could have gone on the surface and everybody would be alive now and i wouldnt have got a headache
marcus kane is also a very funny character. hes desperately trying to die since they flowed those 320 people on the arc. and i LOVE he CANT die. everytime he's like "omg finally im going to die" and someone saves him. im sure as soon as he thinks "ok maybe being alive is not so bad" he gets shot
mountain weather arc is truly the most stupid thing that every happened in a tv show. they chose the worst possible way to handle the problem. they acted more stupidly than the kids in season 1. i really cant believe humanity survived for 97 years
the "100" on the spaceship were NEVER exactly one hundred. bc bellamy got inside so they were 101. but during the landing 2 kids died. so they were 99. there is not a single moment in this serie called "the 100" were they are one hundred. this fact is driving me crazy
i truly hope everyone dies bc i hate almost all of them. the only people that imo are allowed to survive are: octavia, jasper, monty, raven, murphy, kane (bc its funny he cant die), and all of the grounders. other peoples are too stupid to live so i hope they die soon so i dont get other headaches (edit: bellamy is on thin ice bc hes funny but hes also very much stupid)
i cant believe mountain weather arc. oh my god it was so stupid
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rmmbr when the 100 was abt the 100 and not some like dumb space travel show with a bunch of characters i don’t care about
#rip monty and harper#ilysm#the season finale was crap y'all#quit world-building and actually focus on the characters!!#anti the 100
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Kid!Jordan + Monty and Harper? Kid!Hope + Dev?
See my previous headcanons post if you’re wondering why this took me so long to get to, my apologies
Alrighty
Kid!Jordan + Monty and Harper:
Monty and Harper depicted Bellamy and Clarke as romantic in their stories without even meaning to do when he met them he was Real Confused
Little/teenage Jordan possessed so much chaotic Jasper energy Monty and Harper actually questioned if Jasper had reincarnated into their son. He was a total wild child with a ton of energy
They were worried about him not developing social skills so they would have him sit by a different cryo chamber every day and have a conversation with them like they were listening/responding. He did this every day from the time he learned to talk to the day he went into cryo himself. After that, his parents talked to his cryo chamber every day
Marper stuck to the happy stories when Jordan was a kid, but when he was around 14 they sat him down and began explaining the darker ones
Harper eventually taught Jordan how to fight and use a gun. Monty obviously taught him farming and computer stuff, and though Jordan was just as brilliant as his dad at it his real passion was learning more about the world rather than settling down. He wants to explore Earth now that he can
They were just the happiest little family in a tin can in space
Monty and Harper actually gave Jordan Jasper’s goggles. He still has them
Kid!Hope and Dev:
Dev swore like a sailor and Hope picked it up from him (I won’t have it any other way @ CW censorship)
Hope used to sit out by the lake for hours every night waiting for the anomaly to rise up and Octavia and Diyoza to come back for her. Dev never discouraged her from this; he would actually sit out with her and make sure she had blankets + a fire on cold nights
Hope fluctuated between calling Dev by his name and calling him Dad when she was feeling affectionate
Dev always did Hope’s hair, even when she was old enough to do it herself because it was their bonding time. He wasn’t very good at it (which explains her space buns) but Hope always thought he was amazing because she had nothing to compare it to
Dev also made Hope all of her jewelry
He was a little wary about teaching a young girl to fight and kill but she was determined to learn everything she could to find her family
She told Dev that once she found her mother and Aunty O they could come back to Skyring or find Aunty O’s friends and brother on Sanctum and be a big happy family. No thought made him happier
#the 100#monty green#harper mcintyre#marper#dev the 100#hope diyoza#dev is my husband#rip#jordan green#headcanons
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MONTY AND HARPER CHOOSING TO LIVE OUT THEIR NATURAL LIVES AND NAMING THEIR ONLY SON JORDAN AFTER JASPER
#IM CRUSHED#monty x harper#im actually sad that i wasnt as invested in them#i think jonty was so epic it dwarfed all their other relationships#AND JORDAN#SWEET LOVECHILD#jonty#RIP SPACEKRU#spacekru#the 100#the 100 s6#the 100 s5#jordan green
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Do not stand at my grave and cry; I am not there. I did not die.
~Mary Elizabeth Frye
#The 100#the100edit#gone but never forgotten#rip#wells jaha#Finn Collins#anya kom trikru#lincoln kom trikru#lexa kom trikru#jasper jordan#luna kom floukru#thelonius jaha#harper mcintyre#monty green#not pictured#but very much loved#maya#sinclair#ilian kom trishanakru#roan kom azgeda
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Monty Green has been dead for almost a year and I still cried when he had a voiceover in the trailer
#the 100#monty green#rip monty greene#rip harper mcintyre#harper mcintyre#jordan green#bellamy blake#clarke griffin#john murphy#octavia blake
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Rewatching Season 1 of The 100 like:
#literally#and figuratively#the 100#bellamy blake#clarke griffin#bellarke#raven reyes#octavia blake#monty green#john murphy#jasper jordan#murven#braven#marper#harper mcintyre#marcus kane#kabby#abby griffin#rip
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#rip monty#monty green#the 100#the 100 season 5 episode 13#jordan green#harper mcintyre#5x13#bellarke#marper#the 100 spoilers#christopher larkin
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I said this at the beginning of the season and it still holds true...Soothsayer
This is literally a fanfic
#the 100#madi is a real one#bellarke#125 years...#rip monty and harper#does jordan have a spot of his hair dyed and if so HOW?#also how old is he?!?!#new fave alert!?!#hope for murven season6? lmao it looks like a no
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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKlRHjR_i7c)
Thanks so much for watching.
#the 100#bellarke#zaven#trailer reaction#bob and eliza#kabby#rip monty#rip harper#mackson#octavia blake#Blake siblings
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“all gals are my type”
rip to all the monty ships that could have been if montbrey didn’t have me in such a chokehold
ship talk under the cut
Gentry - Monty’s ex-wife in canon but in another life i think they would have been one of those couples, you know the kind who are just obnoxiously flirty and can’t keep their hands off each other even in pubic, gross. it is possible Gentry could have come into play before Aubrey came back into the campaign as i had her and Rascal in my head even before the campaign, but she was never fully conceptualized until much much later. Still its nice to occasionally think about monty settled down with her two best friends.
Margo - i loved margo the minute we saw her and she’s on my mind way more than an NPC with like 12 minutes of screen time should be. honestly if my DM had firmly said no Aubrey and Ang are not coming back, Margo would have been my new focus and as far as i’m considered they definitely hooked up during the time skip (im dead ass serious, margomery was almost canon)
Medra - an Alchemist professor at a university that we’ve visited a few times, Medra is pretty well liked at the table! Fun fact her first introduction was at a costumed event and her outfit was inspired by Celestia - and since all of us are bad with names, her name was just Celestia for like 5 months lol. I don’t have much to say about these two since their screen time has been very little but Monty flirts when she sees her and you gotta admit an Alchemist and an Artificer probably have a lot to nerd over
Harper - well due to changelings and all that, technically this is canon! but (well fg2 spoilers i guess lmao) at this point for them she’s now Aubrey mostly full time, making this i guess sort of a sunk ship as well. not that it was a ship that was going to set sail on it’s own - sorry if you read fool’s gold and liked Harper better but uh yea harpgomery wasn’t going to be canon. not that i want to give the impression that monty is not in love with her because that’s not true! monty adores harper so much and is genuinely head over heels for her - honestly at this point i think monty loves this changeling no matter what face she’s wearing.
speaking of changelings, bonus:
#dnd#dungeons and dragons#dnd 5e#eberron#dragonborn#furry art#art only#monty#harper#gentry#medra#margo#breezy#margo's antlers get bigger every time i draw her lmao damn#not fully happy with a lot of porportions here but when am i ever#for the bonus pic cause i never mention it: monty's tail thumps and twitches when she lies#i mean im sure its clear that she's lying but the tail thumping is probably not obvious#yes I see all the mistakes I'm not fixing them tho I'm tired#99% of the time I don't regret my choice in aubrey vs Harper#but that 1% is definitely when I'm looking at pictures of kiera knightley that gal is PRETTY
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any more thoughts on 'clarke and lexa make a porno'?
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Part 1 Part 2
“Last but not least, worry no more, citizens of Capitola: after a grueling week of searching, our very own superhero Jasper Jordan has finally found his cape. He was wearing it all along.”
“It’s so good to know that he will be able to go on keeping Capitola safe.”
“Yes, what would we do without Jasper Jordan here to protect us? And from now on, you’ll be in Lexa Woods’s hands. Also, such good hands those are. She’s got very long fingers.”
“Oh. Well, I never actually noticed, but I guess they are. Thanks, Clarke. And now, perk your ears for the new hit single from our very own global country star, Harper McIntyre. It’s called Call Me Harp-by. She’s a creative genius!”
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Lexa’s first instinct when she hears the studio door open is to hide. She checks her options: Monty is holed up under his desk playing on his GameBoy Color, Octavia has barricaded herself in a corner with actual hand-carved sticks and is roaring at Bellamy in a strange language, and Murphy is probably peeing into a bin behind the pillar on the far side of the room.
She’s too slow to think of a solution in the end and she can’t do anything but flush when Clarke strolls in and heads over to her, smirk plastered on her face. Lexa only has time to save her miniature Baby Yoda from Clarke’s weapon of ass destruction before her coworker sits on the edge of her desk.
“Hey, Lexa.”
Lexa forces a polite smile, trying to focus on her outline for the day rather than the butt cheeks planted on her desk, the body attached to them, or the face looking down at her with a sly grin. “Hello, Clarke.”
“What do you think of Harper McIntyre’s new song?”
The topic confuses her, but she trudges on with a brave face. After all, she’s got opinions on Capitola’s Taylor Swift rip-off and if Anya is going to make it a point of leaving the room every time Lexa so much as mentions them, then she’s going to take this opportunity with both hands and pull out all the receipts. “Uninspired. Derivative. Oddly reminiscent of Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen.”
“Yeah...” Clarke nods pensively, letting the subsequent silence drag on for a few more seconds. “I like your fingers.”
Lexa starts at the sudden topic change and struggles to keep her blush under control under the brazen intensity of Clarke’s stare. “Yes, I- I noticed. You mentioned. On the radio, for all of Capitola to hear. Thank you, I guess?”
Clarke hums, before clicking her tongue and hopping off of Lexa’s desk. She roundabouts it until she’s right next to Lexa, thigh brushing Lexa’s arm.
Lexa tries and fails to swallow down the knot in her throat as Clarke sits on her desk again, this time on her side, crossing her legs so her feet touch Lexa’s leg.
“So a little bird told me we’re starring in a porno together.”
Lexa almost yelps, scrambling out of her chair to fasten both hands over Clarke’s mouth. “The whole world doesn’t need to know, Clarke!”
Clarke rolls her eyes, but Lexa can feel her smile under her hands. Their eyes lock, a tacit understanding passing between them. Clarke's eyes are a vivid blue, like a cloudless sky or the color of Lexa's highlighters before Anya dunked them all in a bag of manure, and it's hard not to drown in the depths of them.
"Glad to see you two getting intimate already."
They spring apart as though they were burned. Lexa sits back down on her chair, while Clarke takes a seat at her desk, which to Lexa's chagrin is right next to her own. Anya chuckles as she sinks into her own chair, propping her feet on Lexa's desk, crossed at the ankles.
"Anyway," she slams a hand over a stack of papers, making Clarke and Lexa jump in their seats, "can you guess what this is?"
Clarke and Lexa look at each other with raised eyebrows, then at Anya. Lexa shrugs.
"This is your fucking Bible," Anya says, not waiting for them to guess. "Your Dianetics.Your Loose Canon. Your gospel." At her companions' still expectant stares, Anya heaves a dramatic sigh, throwing her arms up. "It's the goddamn screenplay."
Oh.
Oh.
It's like the snap of an elastic band. Lexa and Clarke shoot out of their chairs to snatch the script from Anya's desk. Lexa gets there first (going to the gym does pay off after all), dribbling around Clarke, and lets out a triumphant cry before sinking back into her chair, thumbing through the pages of the heavy tome.
She stops on a random page and feels Clarke press closer to read over her shoulder.
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INT. BLONDIE'S KITCHEN - TWILIGHT
Enter Lulu. Plumber by day, detective by night. She stops by the island and twirls a lead pipe in her right hand before sheathing it like a cowboy's pistol.
LULU
It seems it's time to read your...
Lulu puts on her shades. ZOOM IN.
LULU (CONT'D)
...Anya rights.
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Lexa balks, peeling her eyes from the page to gape at Anya.
"Anya rights? Anya rights? You can't just... Arbitrarily rename the Miranda rights. They have that name for a reason."
Anya rolls her eyes like Lexa just said something obnoxiously stupid. "I didn't just rename them, you dumbass. I fucking changed them. If you'd read the whole thing, you would know that the suspect has the obligation to remain silent. No more fucking cry babies in cuffs."
"This is..." Lexa opens and closes her mouth like a fish, trying to find a thread of logic in the midst of... Whatever fever dream she's living in right now. "I thought we were filming a porno, not a sexy cop movie. Plumber by day, detective by night? That's- it's not even remotely realistic."
"Lexa... Suspend your disbelief."
"I think it's really good stuff," Clarke chimes in, her breasts still firmly pressed to Lexa's shoulder blade.
"Thank you, Clarke!" Anya exclaims, throwing her hands up and letting them fall on her legs with a loud clap. "At least someone appreciates my genius."
Lexa rolls her eyes, but fine. Fine. She will read more; she will give Anya a chance. She opens the book on a new page, several scenes ahead.
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INT. BLONDIE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
Blondie rubs her lover's love button like she's scratching at a turn-table, making Lulu scream louder than Saoirse Ronan in Ammonite when Kate Winslet was eating her out with her neck.
LULU
Oh, fuck! You're so good at this! Almost as good as my awesome best friend and mentor Anya, even though I've never had sex with her because that would be totally gross.
Blondie stops her ministrations to look up at Lulu and smirks.
BLONDIE
I know. After all, they don't call me DJ Diddles for nothin'.
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Lexa stares incredulously from the two hundred-odd pages to Anya, wondering how grave a sin she must have committed in a past life to deserve this.
"What are you, a sex-deprived straight guy?"
Anya scoffs, yanking the script from Lexa's hands before she can do anything to stop it. "I can assure you there is no deprivation in that department."
"After reading that I am seriously starting to doubt that you've ever even seen a vagina."
"I thought it was good," Clarke pipes in once again. This time, Lexa turns to her with a raised eyebrow.
"Is she paying you to say that?"
Clarke tsks with a smirk. "I'm just smart enough to know better than to get on the lead producer's bad side."
Anya snaps her fingers and points at Clarke approvingly, and Lexa has never regretted a decision so deeply in her life.
"Anyway," Clarke resumes, standing up and grabbing her bag. "This has been fun, but I need to get going. Anya, stay classy. We'll work out the schedule this week. Lexa," she adds, her voice dropping a tone to turn into a seductive purr. She leans down, and it's all Lexa can do not to focus on how her breasts squish together and seem to become fuller and more inviting. She loses the plot when a pair of lips presses to her cheek in a kiss that is chaste, yet way too slow for propriety. "See you tomorrow."
Lexa's throat is dry as a desert as she watches Clarke leave, her hips swaying more than usual. She jumps in place when Anya clears her throat next to her. This time, she can't avoid her friend's shit-eating grin.
"No chemistry, you say?"
"Shut up, Anya," she grumbles, focusing back on her work. She has a full, five-minute newscast to prepare, she can't dawdle and joke around gossiping like some people. But then a thought pops up in her head and she turns to Anya, eyes narrowed. "Is this some elaborate plan to get us together? I refuse to be your little Love, Actually experiment."
Anya's stare is fifty shades of unimpressed. "Lexa. Don't take yourself so seriously. It's a bad look on you."
Lexa buries her face in her hands with a long-suffering sigh. Why is this her life? Why is this her best friend? Why is she hopelessly attracted to the worst, most unprofessional coworker on the planet?
"Why couldn't you find a normal hobby? Something that doesn't include me? Like baking. Baking would have been so much better."
"You know," Anya drawls almost nostalgically, "I actually considered that, but the criminally inclined baker niche was already taken up by Martha Stewart."
"She is surprisingly niche," Lexa says, intrigued.
"Indeed."
"But she's also able to appeal to a larger audience."
"Uh-huh."
"Fascinating."
"I know. It's like Punkya. You'd think a lesbian erotica magazine would only appeal to queer women and depraved straight men, but it's been selling surprisingly well amongst the straight female demographic."
Hm. Are all women secretly queer?
"Interesting," Lexa concedes, before veering the topic back to Anya's passion (and Lexa's torture) project. "So when does principal photography start?"
And there it is again, that nefarious gleam in Anya's eyes. It grows along with her Cheshire cat grin, curling and curling until it's pure, unbridled evil.
"Next week."
#calmap#clarke and lexa make a porno#my fics#clexa#clexa fic#clexa fanfic#clexa fanfiction#mine#ask#anon
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Goodbye to the show I loved. Goodbye to the show that helped me deal with my depression and anxiety. That taught me that people are both good and bad and we have to live with the choices we make, and we get to choose who we want to be regardless of where we come from. Goodbye to the show that taught me about love, and forgiveness, and the fragility of humanity and compassion. This show ended a long time ago, but I can’t help but formally say goodbye now. Thank you for what you taught me, despite being in the grasp of a toxic man with no compassion. I will never forget what season 1 meant to me or the person I am today because of that period in my life. But yeah fuck J@son Rothenberg.
Goodbye The 100
#bellarke#Bellamy blake#Clarke Griffin#Nate Miller#Octavia blake#harper mcintyre#the 100#rip#2014-2014#the 100: season 1#jasper jordan#finn collins#wells jaha#john murphy#monty green#TW: depression#TW: anxiety#raven reyes
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