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[bis3xuali-tea]

Shigaraki & his doggo

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This Week in BL - Cameos & Familiar Faces

Entirely subjective yadda yadda. Organized by favs in each category. No numbered lists anymore, tumblr be buggn'.

End of Aug Start Sept 2023

Ongoing Series - Thai

Laws of Attraction (Sat iQIYI) 8fin - Oh the DRAMA. Why does the insane ex (my true love) remind me of the cartel leader from Romancing the Stone? Even the sides got HEA! It was fucking great!!!!! Charn remains a bonkers spoiled evil murderous brat with a cruel smile beloved by his one true paladin. Also: post it love note trope! Been a long while my old friend. NO SINGING!!!!! I do love that wedding jacket frock coat cape thing Charn wore. 

In conclusion: This is a great gay suspense thriller with several solid couples, fun plot, killer characters, queer rep, and a happy ending. Charn may be my favorite lead character of 2023. However, this show is not entirely BL, more on the fringe, like Manner of Death. Add that to several "singing incidents" and pairs being a little weak in the chemistry arena, and this lands safely in 9/10 territory. It’s tons of fun tho: HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. 

I Feel You Linger in the Air (Sat grey) ep 3 of 12 - This show is getting more and more lakorn each ep. Apparently the straights are having a class divide arranged marriage crisis. Who cares? Our boy is ALWAYS in trouble. Crazy that he has to save the people who betrayed him in a previous life - but I guess he chose revenge! That's unexpected.

Had to switch to grey and couldn’t find a working rip. It was frustrating and I wouldn’t have bothered except I like this show so much. Still, it means no screen caps because the rez is naff.

Dangerous Romance (Fri YT) ep 3 of 12 - Uh oh. Kang wants to save Sailom and be his hero. The fact that K’s Pa puts no pressure on him whatsoever, makes me wonder if K's Ma committed suicide or something? It’s definitely the opposite parental dynamic we normally see in BL. I have to say, the pacing is great in the show. And the acting is on point. It’s really great. 

Hidden Agenda (Sun YT) ep 8 of 12 - these two just kiss well. I mean not "rip your clothes off Taiwan-style," but sweet young boyfriends-esk. Joke wants to be claimed so bad. It’s great. I enjoyed this ep, unfortunately it looks like we have a manufactured angst drama drop in the next episode. Is this a 10 episode arc? I thought it was 12. It’s odd to have doom happening next episode already.

Only Friends (Sat YT) ep 4 of 10 - Back story time! Ray and Mew are HARD to watch. Incestuous friend group gay is the worst. Omg I got such QAF vibes from this ep. Nick Boston Sand chats = very throw back 90s gay soaps. 

Location game moment: Top's hotel room is also Chan’s apartment in Laws Of Attraction. 

Naughty Babe (Sat YT) ep 1 of 8 - Ooo. Est is back! Hi handsome. Head of security suits you. Please lead out the new Waterboyy remake? You’re perfect for the role. (If it must happen.) Yi’s Pa is GREAT. Please give daddy a nice boy? Could that be our secondary couple for this series? 

Meanwhile, with the leads (sorry I was distracted by daddy) we got us an arranged marriage, run away bride, and an amnesia trope. Put in a secret baby and it's squarely 1980's Harlequin. Will there be Vikings? Sex herbs? Pirates? Dub con?

Be Mine Super Star (Mon Viki) ep 9 of 12 - Again with lovely sex scenes, it’s just the plot stringing them together is frayed. Also don’t fuck in an onsen. Both yech and ouch.

That goes for all y’all.  

Wedding Plan (Wed YT & iQIYI) ep 7fin - Trash watch here! Honestly this was an okay ending, I’m not mad at it. If you can tolerate Mame and liars (kinda the same thing) you’ll be fine with this show.

Summation: An innocent wedding planner falls haplessly and hopelessly in love with a groom who relentlessly pursued him, even though he’s about to marry someone else. A somewhat lackluster mame offering with less of the usual stellar chemistry, but all of the usual lies and manipulation. 7/10

Love in Translation (Sat iQIYI) ep 3 of 10 - I skip everything to do with Tammy and it’s fine. There’s only about 20 minutes of fine but that’s more than enough. On the bright side. So far. No singing.

My Universe (Sun iQIYI) ep 2 of 24 eps - Cassanova Begins Part 2. Aw. It was sad. Another variation on the “my ghost boyfriend” trope (usually sad). 2/10 I don't do sad BL.

Next up is Merry Go Round featuring the pair from Destiny Seeker (we likey) who want to marry each other, but end up fake engaged to the same woman. Beard squared? Looks silly.

Crazy Handsome Rich (Sun Gaga) ep 1 of 10 - There are 2 things I like about this. I bet you can guess what they are.

Lee Long Shi

The whipping boy trope

There wasn’t enough of either in this first ep. ALSO the captions, sound effects, and voice over are truly next level bad. Utterly atrocious.

The 2 leads fucking around in the end credits was the funniest part of the whole show. 

Ongoing Series - Not Thai

Jun & Jun (Korea Thur Viki) ep 7 of 8 - I am confused and frustrated about what the communication delay is between the two Juns. It feels artificial and narratively manufactured. But since this is a short form KBL and I know it will be resolved quickly, I’m not as annoyed as I would be if this were Thai BL. Still it feels audience manipulative. I also feel sorry for Simon. BUT it looks like it’ll be a sweet boyfriends final episode.

Stay By My Side (Taiwan Fri Gaga) ep 10fin - Omg they’re so cute!!! Taiwan the purveyors of ultimate sappy gay domesticity. I am going to miss having these to nonsencing all over my dash.

This show was an interesting take on the "ghost boyfriend" trope. About a boy who is tormented by hearing the dead, except when he is around one other boy - desperation+proximity = love. Unfortunately, the story was erratic and waffled about. While the leads turned in solid performances and the sappy domesticity was off the charts, it never really had the strength of the narrative convictions such a strong concept should have supplied. Highly rewatchable and enjoyable for that sappy domesticity but not a whole lot more. Still I always give extra credit for the diabetes-inducing sugar content and rewatch capacity. 8/10 

Kisseki: Dear to Me (Taiwan Tues Viki & iQIYI) eps 3 of 13(?) - I love the punching thing - there is a lot of violent flirting in this show. I’m not mad about it. Ugh, poor thing has real abandonment issues. And now trust issues. I see why we’re getting 12-14 eps. This gonna be MESSY.

Meanwhile, does EVERYONE have a guest cameo? Not that I’m complaining. Hi BLIHID boys! Now I need to rewatch that show. 

Love Class Season 2 (Korea Fri Viki) eps 7-8 of 10 - Oh my God the next morning w/ couple 2 was so darn cute. They are all such terrible flirts with each other. Honestly, this show makes me laugh more than any other BL currently airing. I’m not sure it is meant to be as funny as I find it. While couple 3 (the mature characters) is by far my favorite, I actually think they don’t work with the other two pairs, they feel superfluous to the show. I like the show better because they’re in it, but it feels like two different BL‘s stuck together. KBL certainly can’t handle more than two couple threads at the same time. 

Why R U? (Korea Wed iQIYI) eps 3-4 of 8 - Ugh. I am such a sucker for the FighterTutor dynamic. Why so good? Uh oh. Real kiss! KBL you're spoiling us. But, isn’t sad-seme-hyung dating some chick? Argh. Poor Sunwoo. This show is even worse at repping Fighter's character sympathetically. Who knew that was possible?

My Personal Weatherman AKA Taikan Yoho (Japan Sat Gaga) ep 3 of 8 - The date episode! Even Japan is doing it now. And these two who have been living/fucking together for ages still dance around each other like junior high kids. I gotta say, I watch this one twice because Vicki has different subs from Gaga. I feel like it’s easier to understand if I watch two different translations of the same script. But it’s still quite a taciturn piece. 

Minato's Laundromat Season 2 AKA Minato Shouji Coin Laundry Season 2 (Japan Thu Gaga) ep 8 of 12 - Sides are great. It was mostly a cute ep with tiny bits of Progress and a proper Confession. I miss Shin’s siblings. And then… the much loathed amnesia trope. Really?

Everyone say it with me: Must you, Japan? 

Stay Still (Hong Kong Tues YouTube) ep 5fin - It ended happier than I was expecting. Optimistic for one couple, and most likely optimistic for the other.

Summation: What to say about this offering from Hong Kong? It’s different, a mix of early CBL, Taiwanese shorts, and Pinoy visuals. It felt like the story was 2 independent shorts that had been lengthen and then stuck together, and I wish they'd been approached as separate and tighter entities. Nevertheless, this was a complex little piece,  interesting in a sweaty grungy way, with a certain aura of queer authenticity that made it simultaneously tense, unpredictable, and refreshing. I’m not sure I would necessarily call it BL, but any county’s early foray into the genre usually starts out this way, so perhaps nascent BL? Worth watching, especially if you enjoy stuff from the Philippines and Taiwan. 7/10

In case you missed it

Dinosaur Love ended its run but the final 2 eps are behind a paywall. Word on the street is they aren't good anyway (shocker) so I'm marking it as DNF and moving on with my life. If I can find em grey I'll watch 'em merely so I can give it a rating, but I can't imagine it will get more than 5/10. Seriously, do not bother.

Next Week Looks Like This:

Coming September

9/15 You Are Mine (Taiwan Gaga) Secretary has to deal with grumpy boss.

9/15 Bump Up Business AKA Bump Up Project (Korea movie) suspected cinema release? I don't know much about what's going on. Last status update. Love story between a trainee who is about to debut and a celebrity from the same agency. Kpop boy group OnlyOneOf has signed up to star in this idol-based BL (based on a webtoon). They’ve been auditioning for this since Libido IMHO. You can watch me chronicle their BL MV series in this post. It’s from Idol Romance who will do sad but can do good kisses (Wish You, Nobleman Ryu, Once Again, Kissable Lips, Poongduck 304, Tasty Florida, Tinted With You).

9/26 I Cannot Reach You AKA I Can't Reach You AKA Kimi ni wa Todokanai (Japan ????) - Adapted from the manga, childhood best friends: The cool, smart one who’s good at everything, and his average, dorky friend who struggles. Always by the other’s side, but not together in the way they truly want to be. No matter how hard they try, their hearts cannot reach each other.

9/27 Absolute Zero (Thai iQIYI) - from 2021, Studio Wabi Sabi and New Siwaj finally bring us this “time loop to prevent tragedy” romance. We don’t always get HEAs from them, so I'm on my guard.

9/? Venus in the Sky (Thai iQIYI) 10 eps

9/? Mr Cinderella 2 (Vietnam YouTube?)

2023 forthcoming BL master post (see comments, some are inaccurate, NOT KEPT UPDATED).

THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENTS

Hidden Agenda hitting us up with a hug + lap + kiss. Very nice.

I think these two might be GMMTV's best cuddlers.

Boys, I think your JoongDunk is showing.

(Last week) 

[archivalofsins]

Eyyyyy new Deco song-

Sooooo many good Mahiru third cover song options what a dilemma-

"Ack the dilemma is enorma, help me out, come on doctor, my emotion's a sticky glitter bomb."

"Mon-mon-monstrously in love in love. A monstrous dilemma!!!"

"The ever looming problem of "never enough"."

"Oh, snap, this melancholic mind awakened from its slumber- BAD Miss Disaster, party night."

22/01/17 (Mahiru’s Birthday) Mahiru: My birthday…… the day I was born…… But was there really any reason for me being born? Lately I’ve started to wonder that. Do you ever think about stuff like that, Yuno-chan? Yuno: Eh? Not really. I mean, Mahiru-san, you’re really the romantic type, right? Not that I have anything against that. But isn’t it a bit much to think that everything in life has a meaning? If it makes you happy to think like that then go ahead, but if it doesn’t, then isn’t that in itself meaningless? Mahiru: : ……you might be right. I’ve always just lived my life like this, so I don’t really know. Yuno: We’ve all just gone through a bunch of things in life that happened to lead us here. It’s nothing more than a coincidence. Definitely not fate or anything. Probably. Even if there isn’t a meaning, you can still be happy that it’s your birthday. That sort of thing’s all you need in life really. So happy birthday, Mahiru-san.

"My emotions are out of control, that’s inconvenient? I don’t care! Tell me, oh tell me why, won’t you just accept me?" - "Tell me, oh tell me why, can’t I just do it right."

"My emotion on rotation, like the daily special, here's a plate of my emotions champuru."

"My emotions are out of control, that’s inconvenient? I don’t care!"

"Gotta push again, don't you see? I've got no option but to push- This see-saw won't see-saw because my love's too heavy."

"Kiss good-bye to this feeling cuz it’s too heavy? I can’t, no way no way no way!"- "My love, it scored an own goal, destroyed my love and me with its weight. Tell me, oh tell me why, can’t I just do it right?"

"Ack, the dilemma is enorma, help me out, come on doctor, disappointment being born in the form of a glitter bomb. My head's on fire."

"Push down my feelings and take a moment to make you feel like "Hmmm, I want more". Adulting at a balance is what's called for, apparently. Like, "I'm so busy", psych! "Sorry, I was sleeping", psych! I just get so hopelessly confused ugh, RIP to me, seriously..."

"Even when I test you, even the times we do the breakup ritual is because I love you." - "I pretended to be a good girl, I don’t want to be “ok”."

"Is this A-OK-o?"

Do you really think you know what love is? If you do, let’s just overheat together!

"Giving you love to the point of pulling you down. It’s just because I still get worried, please forgive me." - "I just love you so much!"

"My heads on FIRE, Ha-ha-Hao of a love trifecta! Can you please give me the things you wanna do too?"

"I hate you, hate you so much, is that what you're thinking?"

"No way, Ha-ha-hao of a love trifecta what I'm coveting is to be oh so loved!"

"The things that I only want to say to you, and the things that I want from you is love."

And even a possible cute callback to her second interrogation answer?

Q.04 Can you speak any languages other than Japanese?

Mahiru: I picked Chinese as an elective subject at university but, well, I don’t think I can really say I speak it.

Well, It's a nice passing thought but I guess we'll see when we see. That's if she even makes it to her third trial though. Who knows what could happen.

Forgot because I was starving that it would also be fun for her to get this because it would parallel well with Futa getting Salamander this trial. in a Plus highlight the similarities between them in how they feel love and are heavily attracted to extreme emotions/ black and white framings. They're both either all in or out sometimes. I don't think it's a coincidence they've shown them subtly getting closer over trial two. Futa and Mahiru actually have a great deal in common just as Mahiru does with Kotoko as well.

[breserker]

i've been playing monster sanctuary to cool off and it's been really fun, there is a wall to it but once you understand what the game is asking of you to do in battles it clicked the strategic part of my brain and it's been working really smoothly, albeit that a poor team comp can fuck a battle sideways from the get go. for a monster collector made by basically one guy whose ethos is that pokemon was too easy, it delivers.

i like that evolution is a choice and there's benefits to keeping an 'unevolved' mon as well as its evolved form due to different skill trees to fill out. if you're curious overall, know that you will not get through battles without buffing/debuffing and that team comp is more important than weakness exploitation.

one mon i picked up was a little gecko lizard warrior which of course i named gex-chan and holy fuck that motherfucker rips and tears. tiny little gecko man shredding a beefy minotaur in one swipe. gex-chan i love you

also yes bitch i went with the spectral lion as a starter of course i did who do you think i am

[asknarashikari]

Here have more art, Kari-chan.

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1 - Aw, this is so cute :D

2 - No, Lovekov! What did Hopper-1 and Geatsune ever do to you?!

3 - Lovekov will take care of her little duckie friend so well <3

4 - A spider, a cobra and and a neko walk into a bar... or something

5 - HIROMI, HONEY, NO

6 - Revice Anime confirms that this is canon (he has a Lovekov plushie on his nightstand)

7 - Lovekov and Snorlax... awww

8 - Me pretty much everyday of my life lol

9 - Ashy boy and the starters... (it's easier to say which of these he hasn't owned lol)

10 - Is this a game of spot the Ash cap lmao

11-13 - More Ash and his 'mons... hard to believe it's been one year since our boy became the very best (like no one ever was)

14 - Hmm... It's an interesting concept for sure, though I didn't hate what we got :))

15-16 - Aww, that's cute :)) Why is Jou getting glomped in them though XD (Also I only know who he is because Junya Komatsu played him in the stage plays)

17 - Where's Yuusuke tho RIP

18 - At least Yuusuke's here lmao... and where did Daiki get that berry

19 - .......What the heck

20 - Lmao the kids don't look impressed at all XD As they should be

[fukuokanodivision]

Red-Light District [Shade’s Skeleton] —————————————————————————————————————— [TW: Mentions of sexual harassment, forced exhibitionism, cross-dressing and gender discrimination] — READ AT YOUR OWN RISK — —————————————————————————————————————— [Love.] [Mai wished they could understand it. Sure, their parents and childhood best friends were the best love of all, but they felt like wanting more. Possibly getting into a “well-knit” relationship someday in life…] [That was the biggest lie they ever told themselves.]

— NSDS, Fukuoka Division — [Blindfolded, Mai was being lead down the halls of the dance studio by a male acquaintance. They weren’t sure why he insisted on blindfolding them, but it felt as if a surprise was somewhat waiting for them expectantly.] Acquaintance: We’re here, Mai-chan~! [As their blindfold was removed — They were horrified.] [8 of their male dancing upperclassman were lined up inside the break room. With mature looks on their faces, expressions of lust hid behind each 1, much to Mai’s terror. Though most of all — They were stark naked, seeming to show off their genitals in an unsettling manner…] Accquaintance: They all wanted to meet you personally. Do not fret with our…entrance, it’s only to make you feel welcome. [Without warning, the 1st upperclassman grabbed Mai’s hand and beckoned them into his stripped body.] Upperclassman 1: Mon Amour, I am delighted to share such a moment with you~! Surely you will not mind if we have a little quality time…No? [Upperclassman 1 purred affectionately, pulling Mai onto the couch below them. As they heard the door lock behind them, their eyes widened in realization.] Mai: I-I appreciate the offer, b-but I’m not comfortable with this… Upperclassman 1: I understand, my love. However…You are ours now and only ours. Oh, how long have I been searching for the perfect lady, you seem to fit the exact description I was hoping to attain… [With the assistance of the others, he slowly began removing Mai’s clothes and offering lusty compliments. All the while, the others dressed them in a black Victorian dress, opposed to lingerie normally used for sexual pleasure…] Mai: Please…Let me go! [Upperclassman 1 assuringly smiled evilly, the other 7 of them letting out similar laughter that filled the air. It felt heavy, as if it replaced the oxygen and gas in the room itself.] [Tears were welling up in Mai’s eyes, while they shook against the pained grip holding them down from escaping out of the ordeal.] Upperclassman 1: Do not cry, I’m here to help you…Just let me take control and everything will be alright. [Using all their strength — They couldn’t escape his grasp. Letting out a deep moan, upperclassman 1 placed his hand on Mai’s abdomen…] Upperclassman 1: Come on, don’t make me wait much longer~. Ah…That’s it my dearest! More…Give me more! — NSDS, Room 444 — [It wasn’t until 6-8 hours later, Mai was able to calm themselves. Aside from her 8 male upperclassman’s masturbation, a few of their female colleagues picked the wrong time to force them into exhibitionism. They knew all of them got high quality photo’s…And they were disgusted about everything.] Mai: Why? Why does it have to be so hard for me!? [Them…] [Suddenly, they had an idea.] [Grabbing a pair of scissors, Mai passively started cutting their hair into a boyish style, tying it into a low male ponytail. Dressing themself in their regular clothes, instead they ripped and torn a few pieces that still held strong to their clothing.] [Mai looked into the mirror — Smiling at the result they created of themself.] [They weren’t exactly “Mai” anymore…] Mai: Shade…That sounds like a nice name~. — Gaito Koen, Fukuoka Division — [Major crowds were flocking to Fukuoka the following month. While there were many locals in the city already, a ton of others were present at a sudden dancers “Black-Dress Tour” — Shade.] [Down at Streetlight Park, it was the final day. Aside from showing off their new style, Shade was also singing along and hyping up the audience surprisingly well…] Shade: An encore you ask? Let’s kick it up a notch~! [Not only that, their voice changed to an ikemen vibe — Handsome and sweet according to Eko’s description.] [Not a single soul noticed — Everyone now was unknowingly fooled…] Shade: I can’t let them down too, a man shows no mercy… ————— [EXPERIMENT TARGET ACQUIRED!] — MAI YOUSEI — *Professional Dancer *Member Of Traffic Light *PROPERTY OF CHUOHKU [Continued In “Death By Microphone Volume 1”]

[444namesplus]

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[makeste]

Would this contract with Horikoshi be the same one where he promised that the Shimura family dog would be sent to a nice farm instead of the.... incident?

sadly the contract stipulations don’t apply to flashback characters. so if you’re a kid or a cute dog in a tragic flashback, all bets are off. believe me we negotiated long and hard to try and make doggos and puppers exempt from the tragic flashback clause but Horikoshi insisted they be included. idk what his deal is.

[lord-explosion-baku]

you don’t like reanimated corpses but you like Oboro? 🤨🤔

D O N ‘ T T A L K T O M E

[ghastlysugar]

Me before 236: yeah I would like to see Shigaraki have at some point a redemption arc

Me after 236:

[limitlessgojo]

The Truth Hurts, But Does it Really?

Two-shot with Kamo Noritoshi (SFW).

Noritoshi x F!Reader

This is part 1.

Part 2 is here.

Extra: Kamo's POV is here

Notes: Unexpected confessions. The reader has a flying type of cursed technique, with the ability to control wind and air currents. Unlike Nishimiya, you do not need any tools, as you can bend the winds into your favor and refract light.

"Hi, Mechamaru senpai, Noritoshi senpai, have either of you seen my cellphone by any chance? I think I might have misplaced it." You asked your seniors politely.

"No, we haven't. Where did you last see it? We could help you look for it." Kamo replied. Mechamaru gave him the side-eye, knowing that if it were anyone else Kamo wouldn't have so easily offered his time to help.

All the students at Kyoto Jujutsu High knew that both of you were in love with each other, but were way too dull to notice it. It is true that love blinds the person. You thought you kept it a secret, but Mai and Momo have been trying to get you to say it to them for weeks.

"Ah I still can't remember. I've been trying my room all day, and now I'm going around the classrooms and training areas we usually use. Arata-kun hasn't seen it around either." You replied with worry. "I'm so sorry to bother you, but I appreciate your offer to help". You bowed to both of them.

"It's no worry at all y/n. I'll let you know as soon as I find it." Kamo replied, a small smile on his face to help ease your nerves. Mechamaru nodded "I have a bit of free time right now, don't worry about it." You thanked them again profusely before running off.

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After you left, the two men walked down the corridors leading to the classrooms.

"..... So. Are you planning to confess to her?" Mechamaru asked Kamo. He too was getting tired of seeing you two prance around each other like idiots. He thought it was even more idiotic on your part, since Kamo straight up told you to call him by his first name and gives you special treatment, but you still haven't noticed.

"I'm still thinking about it." Kamo replied. "Her phone is a high priority as of now. Her BTS photos and videos are all in there."

"You're definitely head over heels for her." Mechamaru deadpanned. Kamo even knew and supported your fangirl tendencies. These idiots better hurry it up, he thought to himself.

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You entered the shared common area for eating (location reference: Jujusanpo #17). Seeing Mai and Momo there fiddling with a gray stone in a box, you approached them, not knowing the events that were about to transpire.

"Mai senpai, Momo senpai! Hello, I'm sorry bother both of you at the moment. But have you seen my phone?" You asked them. "Haah? You're pretty forgetful aren't you. No I haven't seen it, but I'll let you know if I do." Mai replied. "Me too! Do you want help in looking for it?" Momo answered.

"Yes that would be great if you can!" You brightened. Mai motioned for you to come closer. "We'll help you out if you do us a favour first. We can look for your phone after this." She shot Momo a smirk. Momo quickly caught on. "Yes, we have a special item here today! It belongs to the Zenin Family. Mai is currently holding onto it and will bring it to her home this coming weekend."

Your curiosity was piqued. "What is that?" "It's a truth stone. They say that anyone who holds onto it is forced to speak the truth to any question asked." Mai replied. "Ahhh, perfect for interrogating prisoners of war you mean." You replied. They both looked at you weirdly.

"Hold the stone and answer our question." Momo said. "HAAAHH?! Wha-what are you gonna ask me about?? You know practically everything about me. I can tell you anything about Min Yoongi." You gave a weak laugh. (Internally you were screaming, because you've been fantasizing about Noritoshi senpai a lot. And not all of it was entirely decent. Whoops.)

"Nothing serious. We won't tell anyone else; your secret is safe with us." Momo confidently stated. Mai nodded, smirk still plastered on her face. You just sighed to yourself, wanting to rip off the band-aid quickly you consented. "Let's hurry before anyone comes." Momo jumped up and looked out the door, "The coast is clear girls! We are all good!". She walked back inside and sat down.

Holding onto the truth stone, you gulped and prepared your heart and mind. "Whose arms do you wanna be in?" Mai asked.

Without hesitation and thinking you straight up say "In Noritoshi Senpai's arms. Definitely." Then you freeze and start feeling your face heat up. "Ehhhh?!?!?!" Mai and Momo's eyes were glinting. "Do you like Kamo-kun??" Momo asked excitedly. You were still frozen from the first question making your mind blank, that you didn't think to put the stone down. "Yes I love him." You replied. Then realized what happened.

"You. Did. Not." You gasped. Mai and Momo were absolutely losing it. Holy shit. "It's pretty obvious. Momo and I already knew from the way you acted around him Y/N-chan". Mai laughed out loud. "You finally said it!! Just tell us earlier." Momo giggled.

"Seriously?! Ugh I thought I was doing a good job of hiding it even." You quickly set the stone back in the box. You were a done and gone person. Wait. Nobody did hear it right??? Right?? You quickly turned around and lo and behold. Like the world was telling you that it just wasn't your day.

Mechamaru senpai and Noritoshi senpai were standing just by the doorway of the common room, behind the three of you. Mai and Momo quieted down, suddenly realizing the situation. They weren't heartless, concern quickly replacing their excitement.

Momo swore quietly. "Terrible timing" Mai uttered under her breath. You heard both of them, but couldn't react. You were frozen. Staring into Noritoshi senpai's eyes. You have never seen them this wide open before. You found it cute, but then you mentally slapped yourself. Your brain was in a state of emergency. This is no time to drool over him.

"Well... we found your phone." Mechamaru muttered. Noritoshi stood still in his shock, staring at you, your phone still in his hand, with his face red, but expression slightly twitching, trying to remain nonchalant.

You quickly whipped your head away. This is it folks. You're packing your bags and moving to Norway. Maybe Greenland or a Scandinavian country would be good. Changing names, changing a family perhaps? Are adoptions open? Does the UK accept sudden transfer students? "You're not going anywhere y/n." Mai laughed out loud. That was then you realized you were muttering your thoughts out loud. You thought your face couldn't get any redder, it was positively burning right now.

"Hey-" Noritoshi started, but you didn't wanna face him right now with all your emotions all jumbled and messed up. You ran away as fast as you can, jumping out the window and soaring up to the sky. 'Anywhere is fine. Maybe the clearing for now'.

You muttered an incantation while forming your hand signs, putting an invisible cloak over you as you flew. As high and as fast as you could to your favorite spot.

All that was running in your mind was how utterly done you were at this very moment. 'So much for a proper confession.' You mourned to yourself.

(don't be shy to leave comments uwu! -Mon)

[bubblyqueer000]

😩(2021 APRIL FOOLS JOKE POST (OLD)) Mondo Owada x Me uwu🍆

This was an April fools day post from last year and I'm posting it the day before April fools day 2022 because I'm going to make a part 2 tomorrow so I hope you like it ૮ ˙ ﻌ˙ ა

PS If your pronouns are what’s in your pants mine are Mon/Do/Owada ( )っ✂╰⋃╯

My name is Bubz Abazure. I’m the ultimate fan fic writer at Hope’s Peak highschool (This is the japanese version so Hifumi is a doujin artist and not a fan fic writer bet you didn’t know that you fake fan haha now me and all of the other real fans are going to make fun of you >:C ) I got into Hope’s Peak cause some bear bitch saw that I had like 57 kudos on AO3 and went ‘OOOH YO LET’S GET THIS GIRL SHE’S REVOLUTIONARY’. I was excited to go because I’ve always wanted to go to Japan but when I got there it sucked because there were no subtitles when everyone talked so I didn’t know what anyone was saying! I only speak American! Anyways I get to this fuckin school and fuckin faint and fuckin wake up in a fuckin classroom and see a fuckin note that tells me to go into the fuckin gym at 8 fuckin o clock. FUCK! It’s 3:00 AM I’m eight hours late. I go to the gym and the other students are there already and they’re exhausted from waiting for me for eight hours.

“Sorry y’all I needed my sleepys! Wait I know you! Y’alls are those characters that I write about fucking random probably teenage readers on the internet!”

“What the fuck” Said everyone collectively excpet for Mondo because he was too busy blushing over how hot I am.

“Anyways have fun killing eachother >_<” Said Monokuma before he dipped. We all left because we were sleepy. But not really I just slept for thirty seven hours and then another eight. I was sitting in my room crying because I was depressed that I would never see my family again or whatever until I heard a knock on my door and wiped my tears away, not wanting them to think I’m a little sensitive poopy baby BECAUSE I AM NOT >:c I was surprised that the person at the door was Mondo Owada (The guy whose dick I was talking about on the rules page). I was gasped when I saw him because I thought that he was just going kill me but then I didn’t care because I’m emo so life is meaningless to me but then he saw my scared expression.

“Don’t be scared you’re so segsy.” He said with a himbo smile. I blush and look away but then my beautiful shit-brown eyes hits the light of the room making my face more visible to him “Have you been crying? Like a little sensitive poopy baby?” OH NO MY WORST FEAR! I start crying more out of pure embarrassment and rub my eyes, totally ruining my eyeliner so I looked like a hot topic employee. “It’s okay! Girls cry or whatever I think it’s hot cause it reminds me that you have a coochie c:”

“Wow that is pretty hot,”

“Speaking of which I have arrived to recieve your consent to gaze upon your tiddies, milady.”

“Oh shit that’s hot i guess want to do the nasty?”

“Yee” Without warning Mondo pushed me onto the bed and ripped off my shirt and I was all like ‘wtf I wore that on the first day for a reason it’s my favorite shirt you asshole’ but I didn’t say that cause I wanted that big biker butter boy baby maker. After that he ripped off my skirt and left me lying there as nakey as the day that I was born cause I guess I wasn’t wearing underwear? Idk.  “God you’re fuckin hot. Now time to rip my clothes from existence.” He said and then suddenly wasn’t wearing any clothes revealing his meter long king kong dong and shoving it into my thirty two flavors of bootylicious bubble gum ass

So like that was hot or whatever but then we just kinda laid there and talked.

“When I was a kid I had a crush on Adam Sandler (True story) so how the fuck have my standards gone down?” I asked as him, snuggling close to Adam- I MEAN MONDO.

“Idfk I mean I don’t have high standards the last ten girls I asked out rejected me.”

“Wow you must be really lonely aha sucks to be you.”

“Heh… Not anymore Bubz chan… I love you.”

“I love you too… Non existent character that I use so I can forget how lonely I am.”

[scruffyssketchbook]

wowza, flame's personality is like so different in meanwhile!!! im wonderin if he must have been taking a lot more care for himself and his attitude back then. like did meanwhile flame actually take showers more? did he actually work out/train more (hes not thicc in meanwhile)? was reading and collecting corn  still meanwhile flames biggest pastime? and if meanwhile flame were to like, do something embarassing in front of sora like rip a hugr fart or idk something, would he blame something/mon or just act cool and pretend nothing happened or would he be polite enough to actually be honest and admit it was him? preeeeety sure a while ago flame said sora makes him feel like he doesnt need to act but also makes him wanna be less of a doshe, so whatever he does in meanwhiles, especially around her, we can look at him and prolly call it the purest or honest version of him as we can get so far

Author chan: Oh yeah, he actually took a lot more care of himself and his appearance/ attitude during this time period. Yes, he did take showers, and yes, he did workout/train. He liked reading, and still had an interest in corn, but it wasn’t as bad as it is now, you know, with him watching it almost all day and such. It was more like a pastime he partook in occasionally. If Flame did something embarrassing in front of Sora, he’d play it off as a joke and be utterly mortified.  Also, yes, whatever he does around Sora is pretty telling of his true nature. He like- unintentionally lets down his walls a little around her. 

[yurei-no-eiyu]

Chapter 33~~

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15589824/chapters/36195216

Tomura squinted at the figure through the dust. Why the hell was the little brat still standing. “Noumu…” he growled anger rising and furious itching burning across his skin. “I told you to kill them, so KILL THEM!”

The mindless hulking monster that Sensei had promised him would obey every word did not move. Instead it glance at him, a trembling shriek echoing out of its disgusting beak. “Do it.” Tomura repeated, putting as much force into as he could. The mess of quirks and bioengineering, the things designed to crush All Might, to feel no pain and have no fear, took a single step forward before faltering, balking backwards with a warbling caw. 

He could fear Kurogiri’s confusion at his side, and Tomura gaped at the monster that seemed afraid of the little Hero-kun. He whipped his attention back to the cloud of dust, squinting at the boy that stood within it. 

“Ne…” drawled the small form once again, something so incredibly wrong about the soft voice, even as the sand caught in Tomura’s eyes and burned them.

The dust settled, and against his will, Shigaraki stumbled a few steps back at the terrifying intimidation. He seemed smaller, thin, bony wists poking out of the decaying sleeves of a ripped up gakuran. Blood dripped down his arms and off his chin, staining thin mangled limbs and glistening gristely in the light of the black flames that flickered off the boy. His neck lolled slightly, thin and bleeding, wrapped in bandages that whipped about in a phantom wind that rose suddenly, full of the whistling and howling of voices Shigaraki couldn’t fully grasp. A gust blew past pulling up the side of his gakuran, revealing a torso malformed and bashed in, a deeply bruised arm hanging uselessly, twisted grotesquely as if by some sever impact.

Blood dribbled out from grinning teeth as grin eyes glinted at him. “Did you think I would let you hurt anybody else?” 

Tomura couldn’t stop the hysterical fear that rose up in him as he tripped backward, falling over. “N-NOUMU!” He shrieked, hand trembling against his will, itching nearly unbearable. “Kill him!”

“I think that you’re too late for that.” The boy giggled early, shadows growing darker. The grin that looked painful stretched only further. “Besides, Death doesn’t like me enough to keep me.”

The whistling wind picked up, buffeting Tomura back down as he tried to stand. The boy tilted his head, listening to the wind, the howls of agony. “It liked Mon though. And Hannah-chan, didn’t it?” The boy’s eyes welled with glowing tears, disturbing grin still stretch wide, as Tomura’s hairs raised. Panic bubbing beneath shaky hands that dug into the earth but didn’t disintegrate anything for once. “She was so young…” he murmured, grin relaxing just slightly. The boy’s eyes raised to Tomura, growing more viscous, crazed and glinting like the exposed bone poking through his kneecap. “But she’s not the only one you killed, was she, Tenko-kun?” He stepped closer, and Shigaraki stumbled to his feet, intent on running. 

But the boy was in front of him, and he found himself face to face with the bloodcurdling smile as he tried to jerk backward but found his limbs restrained in echoes of dark lightning. The boy leaned in close, whispering conspiratively. “And you know what… they’re angry, Tenko-kun. Very angry… and I think they’d love to tear you apart.” The grin grew further deranged as blood dripped down and sizzled against Tomura’s skin, disappearing. Frost crackled and spread from where the shadowed lightning flickered over Tomura. He shivered “Can’t you hear them?”

Tomura trembled as he was dropped to the ground. The gale rushed around them, buffeting their clothes and sweeping up shadow and dust, Tomura clenched his hands to his ears, digging into his skin until it bled. 

 “CAN’T YOU HEAR US??” screamed the wind, as the boy swept his arm toward their surroundings, grinning hysterically. 

[loststarsabove]

My thoughts and opinions on the slew of recent trailers and announcements that no one asked for, but I needed to process all this information. These are just my opinions so don’t hate me.

Marvel:

WandaVision - Not very interested in this and it looks a little too trippy for my taste, but might watch it anyway to see Jimmy Woo and Monica Rambeau (and Billy and Tommy?)

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier - Easily my most anticipated of Marvel’s offerings. I was disappointed that it was delayed but it looks like it will be worth the wait! The trailer was epic. It looks like an action movie. I love Sam and Bucky, and their relationship and banter. Also I can’t wait to see my girl Sharon!

Loki - Not sure what to expect from this one and the trailer did not make things any clearer, but I’m just thrilled that Loki is getting his time to shine away from the Thor franchise.

What If? - Now that I’ve seen the full trailer I am actually quite excited for this! Also the animation looks gorgeous.

Hawkeye - I am not a fan of Jeremy Renner or what they did to Clint’s character in the MCU - hopefully this series will correct some of that. However the dog is adorable, Hailee Steinfeld looks really good as Kate Bishop, and I’m interested to find out what Yelena’s role in the story will be. 

Ms. Marvel - From the brief clips we have it looks like a cute, heartwarming, and inspiring story. It has jumped to the top of my list! 

She-Hulk - I’ve hated Bruce Banner in everything after The Avengers so I hope his involvement in this show is minimal.

Moon Knight - Not interested at the moment.

Secret Invasion - I was never one of those fans who felt like this story had to be adapted for the MCU and I liked what they did with the Skrulls in Captain Marvel, but I’m 100% for it now that Samuel L. Jackson and Ben Mendelsohn are involved!

Armour Wars - Finally giving Rhodey a leading role after playing pivotal supporting roles in a gazillion movies is long overdue. Sounds like an interesting premise. Will definitely watch!

Ironheart - Not very familiar with the character so I don’t have much of an opinion at the moment. Will probably watch though.

The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special - For some reason I have the feeling this is just going to be a Star Wars Holiday Special parody/rip-off.

I Am Groot - Will probably be cute.

Black Widow - I’m over it at this point. Was never really into it. Should have come out years before Endgame. Will only be watching for Yelena Belova.

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings - Admittedly was not familiar with the character prior to the announcement. I like Michelle Yeoh and Awkwafina though, and I’m interested to see what the movie does with The Mandarin (after the disaster that was Iron Man 3). No real opinion until I see the trailer.

Eternals - Would not be interested in this at all except for the fact that I like Gemma Chan, Richard Madden, and Kit Harrington. The cast is massive and star-studded to the point of feeling bloated.

Untitled Spider-Man 4 - Not sold at all on the multiverse/spiderverse, but the previous MCU Spider-Man films are among my favourites and I thought they both sounded like crap initially. Will definitely reserve judgement until I actually see the movie. As much as I adore Tom Holland’s Peter Parker, my wish for this movie is that we see a move towards more classic Spider-Man comic elements (The Daily Bugle and Peter’s photography, a mere mention of Uncle Ben, Harry and Norman Osborn, etc.)

Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness - Not really interested right now.

Thor: Love and Thunder - Will likely not be watching. An unpopular opinion but Ragnarok was my least favourite MCU movie.

Black Panther II - Right now I am just eagerly awaiting any announcement regarding their plans for where they are taking this franchise. 

Captain Marvel 2 - I loved the first movie, Brie Larson, and Carol Danvers. Kamala Khan and Monica Rambeau appearing in this makes me so happy! Hopefully Goose will be back! The Ms. Marvel tv show seems to imply that Captain Marvel is famous enough as a superhero to have merchandise, so I hope this movie explains when and how that happened (presumably during the 5 years after the snap that we didn’t see in Endgame).

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 - Very torn about this one. I really loved the first two movies, but my enthusiasm for the franchise has admittedly soured due to controversies involving certain members of the cast and crew. Will watch it, but not particularly bothered either way.

Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania - I am truly upset by the decision to recast Cassie Lang, perhaps to the point of being irrational. Hopefully I get over it because I have been looking forward to this movie for so long. The plot sounds good and I am anticipating much family cuteness.

Blade - Never saw the original movies and only know the character from Spider-Man: The Animated Series.

Fantastic Four - We all knew this was inevitable. Just give me a comic accurate Susan Storm and a teenage/young adult Johnny Storm (because if we don’t get Spideytorch content then what’s the point?) and I will be happy.

Untitled Deadpool - Not the biggest Deadpool fan, but the second movie was amusing. Will probably watch out of curiosity. 

Untitled X-Men/Mutant movie - Not sure how they are going to integrate Mutants into the already very established history of the MCU. If they do go ahead with this movie I hope that it focuses on different characters from the 20th Century Fox X-Men franchise. Personally I don’t want to see Erik and Charles played by anyone else after Ian McKellan, Michael Fassbender, Patrick Stewart, and James McAvoy.

Star Wars:

Obi Wan Kenobi - We have Hayden Christensen! This is not a drill! Honestly I am so happy! He was absolutely incredible in RotS and he truly deserves all the love he’s been getting over the years. As exciting as a reunion between his Vader and Ewan’s Obi Wan will be, a tiny part of me is frustrated because I thought Episode IV implied that their encounter on the Death Star was their first encounter since Mustafar? I’m sure they will find a way to make it work, however. Deborah Chow is an amazing director. I hope they cast a young Luke :3

Andor - Definitely my most anticipated Star Wars project after Obi Wan Kenobi. Really excited to see more of life in the Rebel Alliance, and loving the sound of the “nail-biting spy thriller” angle. Glad that Genevieve O’Reilly is back as Mon Mothma. Keeping my fingers crossed for Jimmy Smits. 

The Bad Batch - The animation looks stunning. Always interested to see more of the early days of the Empire.

Ahsoka - I don’t want it

Rangers of the New Republic - Not a lot of information except that it’s “culminating in a climatic event” with other stories, which sounds ugh. Reserving judgement until we learn more and see a trailer.

Lando - Awaiting more info. No word yet on whether Donald Glover or Billy Dee Williams will be back, but we can’t go wrong if either one (or both) are involved.

The Acolyte - Sounds like it could be interesting. Glad to see other time periods in the Star Wars universe being explored.

Star Wars: Visions - Will probably watch for pretty anime animation.

A Droid Story - Sounds like it will be cute, and I love droids so will probably watch. 

Rogue Squadron - Unless it’s an adaptation of the EU Rogue Squadron, I’m not particularly interested. If we’re getting Corran Horn, Mirax Terrik, Tycho Celchu, and Wes Janson, however, then I am 100% onboard!

Untitled Taika Waititi Star Wars - Not a fan of Ragnarok as has already been established, nor did I like aspects of his episode of The Mandalorian. Can’t imagine that I will be interested.

Other:

Fate: The Winx Saga (Netflix) - This looks like a cheesy guilty pleasure at best and a dumpster fire at worst. I wish that Prince Sky’s hair was longer. W.I.T.C.H. would have translated better into live-action if they wanted to adapt a mid-2000s era cartoon.

Batwoman Season 2 (The CW) - This looks like a huge improvement from season 1. Judging from the trailer I think they made an excellent decision by bringing in Javicia Leslie. The character dynamics all look really interesting. My most anticipated CW show along with Superman and Lois.

[writingoneshots]

Hi how are you? Do you write smut? If yes could you please do one fic where Sanji is dating the little sister of Zoro? Like she is a strawhat and Zoro was getting used with them dating but he freaks out when he enters on Sanji and reader having sex on his bed (Sanji thought it was his own)? Thank you for the attention, if you do not write smut just ignores this.

Not Sanji's Bed

Thank you for that request! I really enjoyed writing it.. hope you enjoy reading it.

- 1.517 words- romance, smut, a little nosebleed

The rain poured down on the straw hats ship, while you and Sanji were waiting for the crew to come back.It's been almost 5 hours since they left and because Sanji heard your stomach growling, he couldn't resist but to start cooking before the crew arrived. While the ship was slightly moving, causing a few items to roll around on the floor, you tried to put everything back on its place, while not being protected from the rain. Suddenly the very first sound of a huge thunder appeared. Not only did it scare you, because you were terribly afraid of anything thunder-ish since you've fought Enel and lost the fight, but it sounded like it was way too close to the ship. You ran into the kitchen and immediately crashed the door close behind you."(Y/N)-chan, are you alri-", the sight of you silenced him. Never in his existence did he wanted to stop the time as he did now. You, fully drenched by the rain, with all of your clothes sticking to your body and being as see through as possible. Your black bra being visible through your white shirt and your skirt being a little pulled up, sticking to your thighs.As you were breathing hard, you tried to calm down and remind yourself that Enel is not going to attack you. Sanji realized that your behavior was off and approached you slowly, still keeping a distance, "What happened? Is it because of the thunder?", he looked at you worried and tried to focus on his best friend in his pants, not to wake up and take advantage of this situation.You frowned at the sight of him, tensing all his muscles, and realized that his nose started bleeding, "Sanji.. you.. erm..". With a quick point on your nose, he understood.As he wiped the blood away, he took a deep breath, "Wait here, I'll get you a blanket."

It has been a few minutes since Sanji left to get you a blanket and you definitely couldn't wait any longer as you started freezing because of the clothes cooling down on your body.After taking a deep breath, you were finally brave enough to leave the kitchen and run into the little hallway, which was connected to all the private rooms.Expecting Sanji to be in the storeroom, you frowned when you heard him in the mens bedroom. Not understanding, what he's doing there, you decided to check on him to see if he's alright.

Sanji was leaning against the wall, holding a thin blanket close to him as it seemed like he was trying to meditate and calm himself down."Sanji..?", you whispered.He took a deep breath and sat down on the bed right next to him, being too surprised. You couldn't quite comprehend what was going on and closed the door fast behind you, slowly approaching him."What is going on?", you frowned and watched him careful."(Y/N)-chan. Please.. as much as it hurts, I have to ask you to keep a distance. I won't be able to control myself if you come any closer."You stopped and took a deep breath. Finally, you understood. Sanji was still hoping that he could be the romantic guy for you, since you never had a romantic relationship before. He wanted to show you how beautiful everything can be, if you'd make it with love. But since you already know how much you truly love him, you knew that you were ready."Sanji-kun..", you smiled a little and came closer. As he tried to convince you to stay away, his words ended up being just a little whispering and he gave up, gazing up and enjoying the sight of you."Last..warning, (Y/N)", his eyes were already taking off your clothes and savoring every inch of you.While you slowly pulled the blanket away, you sat down on his lap, with your legs on his sides and leaned softly onto him. The soft stroke of his hands from your thighs up your butt slowly turned into a needy grab as he pulled your body as close to him as possible.Feeling his member right in between your legs, you sighed at the pulsating sensation of it. A slight moan escaped his lips as he focused on your hand, which was slowly reaching down between the both of you. You opened his zip and allowed yourself to slide into his trousers. Being a little surprised to not feel any underwear, you enjoyed the sound of his held back moans, as you slowly took his warm member into your hand.His breathing quickened as you started to massage him and Sanji hid his face right below your ear, enjoying the scent of your aroused body. Slowly biting your soft skin, leaving a few marks to show everyone that you're already taken, he realized that he couldn't control himself any longer."(Y/N)-chan. This is your last chance to stop. I cannot hold myself back any longer.", he growled softly into your ear."Then don't. Take me, Sanji.", was all he wanted to hear.In the very next second you found yourself laying on the bed, while Sanji kissed his way down your body, ripping off every piece of clothing that crossed his path.Breathing really hard, you felt your body become more warm and excited to finally feel his touch. Your body longed for him and every little touch aroused you even more.When he finally made his way down to your skirt, he decided to pull it up as he loved seeing you in it a lot. "We will keep this for private purposes..", he smirked and kissed the inside of your thigh up to your entrace. As he started to kiss and tease your clit, a loud moan escaped your lips. The soft caressing of his hands touching, massaging and exploring your body, his lips and tongue enjoying the taste of your warmth and the grip of your fingers on his strong and muscular shoulders, build up a strong orgasm, which you couldn't hold back any longer."Oh my..", you breathed hard and hoped for no one to be on the ship to hear you.

Sanji leaned back up, with a grin on his face. His excitement of pleasing you didn't seem to hold him back from taking one nipple into his mouth and sucking on it playfully. "Sanji-kun..stop teasing me.", you begged him, placing your legs around his hips and pulling him closer until you've felt his already hard member waiting for his time to shine."I will never stop, mon amour!", he smirked and kissed his way up to your neck again. When he felt the second push of your legs, begging for him to claim you, he sighed as he kissed your lips passionately and entered you fully.Feeling his warmth and full length inside you, claiming every piece of you, you sighed satisfied. With every thrust, every hard breath against your skin, you felt your second orgasm coming in slowly.Heat was building up inside of you, which you didn't know existed. "Oh, (Y/N)-chan!", he grabbed your left leg, pulling it slighty up just to get in deeper, which you didn't think was even possible.As you grabbed your fingers into his muscular back, you suddenly heard a familiar voice at the end of the room.

".. Santoryu.. Oni-"A huge crash followed, which made you and Sanji stop immediately. Sanji pulled up the blanket over you, shielding you from everyone who could see you naked."Oh.. Marimo! What are you doing here?!", Sanji screamed at Zoro, who was holding his head after Nami slapped him with her clima-tact and turned on the lights."Are you..-", Zoro took a deep breath and stood back up, "What are you two doing?! On MY bed?!"Sanji frowned and looked at you, figuring you two just had sex on your brothers bed, "Hm..""HM!?", Zoro placed his third sword into his mouth again and prepared to attack Sanji again, promising himself to finish him for good this time."Zoro! Stop!", you screamed at him and made him blind on the other eye as well. Using your powers against your own brother, which could make someone lose any sense you wanted to, was always something you tried to avoid but this time it was about saving the other man you loved and cared for besides your dumb brother."You know that taking away my sight never worked.", Zoro growled and took his other swords now up as well, "Say your last words, cook!"While putting on his trousers, Sanji prepared himself to fight for your peace and took a deep breath, "I am ready, marimo!"

As both of them ran towards each other, Nami let a huge thunder go down on both of them and walked passed them while they were both falling to the ground. She threw a dark shirt from Sanji onto your bed and yawned, "Hurry, we brought some dinner. I am sure the boyfriend look will suit you."