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it's starting to feel a little too much like that weather that killed Jackie Taylor :/
#girls when they're too deep in yj witnessing a normal occurrence: this is just like that time in yellowjackets whenā#wait I drafted this from my bed and then looked outside and it really was the first snow of the year that's pretty funny#rip jackie tho#jackie taylor#yellowjackets
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#call of duty#modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare#MWII#CoD MWII#blender renders#Phillip Graves#Philip Graves#Shadow Company#CoD OC#OC: Jax#Jackie Ramirez#Ship: High Places#uurhuhhfhh#I got a little āØsillayāØ#me doing a little honk honk and ended up writing a one shot of this too wahoooo#rip my actual fic tho
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#doodles#kick buttowski#kick buttowski suburban daredevil#kendall perkins#gunther magnuson#jackie wackerman#she's there for only one pic rip girl you deserve better tho#āI found you faker!ā but Kick and Kid yes#The kiwi thing was started by Shania hauhauha#Whenever I draw Kendall shes either furious/annoyed or cutie patootie because this is what Kendall is to me
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Playing cyberpunk for the first time (10 hours today š)
#god Iām so sad#rip Jackie#loved him even tho he tried to kill me#cyberpunk 2077#jackie cyberpunk#jackie welles
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florenceisfalling predicted daddy issues jbm
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WITCHBLADE?? IN THE YEAR 2024????
#txt.#IM ABT TO BLOW UP OUGH#IVE BEEN WAITING SINCE IT WAS ANNOUNCED WAY BACK IN LIKE 2019 OUGHHHHHHHHH FINALLYYYYYYYYYY#july 17th can't come sooner ough i'm gonna have to see if i can wait to order a physical copy at the#end of the month cause i didnāt see this news til today and its too late to order it now so ooouuuggghhhhhhh#rip to ian tho they john wickified you i pray jackie looks the same as he always has#at most i think he should Actually look like a guy in his 20s not some#hardboiled 30 year old bro is like twenty five AT MOST let him look like#a bratty baby faced shithead of a mob hitman and no john wick beam
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oki so I couldn't really think of better way to describe Starrynight so these are ripped right from the pinned post from the blog lmao
So it's studio/factory that makes and sells thing for sleep and dreams and stuff night related
Madeline Hushabye is the owner and manager of the studio, SHE IS NOT HUMAN, she's simply humanoid and she lives MUCH longer then most mortal beings, she lives by herself with her pet bird
Jax and Key are siblings, they are the main workers in the factory with Jax making things and Key working in storage, they live with their mother Stella
N/A is the nurse for any injuries that might happen, she also makes sure no one breaks in or anything, she lives with Key and Jax
So far this all I've got but Jackie is also a worker and he works with Jax as a Lullaby writer
Also Jax and Key's real names are Kekoa and Haunani respectively because they're Hawaiian <3
Alos Key and Jax's last name is Octangula because their mother's name is Stella
So her name is Stella Octangula >:3
YOOOO?? THAT'S RLLY INTERESTING!!!
Yooo tell the goobers to supply me with the stuff they make in the factory, I desperately need some hehehe >:] /j
(nawh fr tho my sleep schedule is fucked oogh)
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GD why is there not way more art n stuff about the Monkey King Reborn like damn people that movie is fire OMG
Commence the hole digging. Best Wukong. Best Tang. 100% wins hands down. Second watch, few weeks apart, i let it sit now Iām gonna let it rip!
(That 2016 one with Jackie Chan tho wins for overall modernish retelling of JTTW. That one completely retold the story in a way that still has all the same messages. Mostly.)
#just watched a few weeks ago#let it sink in#watched again#jttw#journey to the west#sun Wukong#tang sanzang#best depictions of them#the humor#damn that last 20 minutes š³š³š³š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗššššš¤©š¤©š¤©#I can see this wukong playing with the lil monkeys#and Tang being a bitch but also crying his eyes out over Wukong#I loved this movie so much#monkey king reborn
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Clone high season 3!!!!!! Letās goooooo!!!!!
Episode 1
Joan is being exulted from the group :( also Jesus is here!!! I miss him..
Omg roll call song!!! Joan pls let them sing. Jackie the ripperā¦.. Grell Sutcliff vibes. Ohg Vincent!!!!! The blorboā¦
Oh yeah, the new teacher is definitely suspicious, and that new guy and Harriet are totally gonna be a thing. For some reason Abe and JFK feel a bit off? Also the husbandsā¦I love them.
His I forgot what itās like to laugh at jokes in a showā¦
š rip to jfgoshā¦.maybeā¦
Honest to god I too would also try to pick a color before graffiti itā¦I now love the bench creatures
The eyeball sceneā¦.gross.
Random person in the hat, I love you.
Why do people think Joan try to kill them? Like yeah, she throw everyone in a pit, but then they were led to a room to be brainwashed??? I can understand them think the pit would kill them or something but???? Murder?????
Episode 2
Cinnamon being a rising star of snorkeling but flailing, Mr b a sex worker who ran away from homeā¦ā¦.the elements for a hurt/comfort fanfic are hereā¦..šš
Maybe itās just me, but this painting reminds me of Saint Sebastian. It might be the arrows?ā¦.
Marieā¦.NooOOOOOOOO. (I literally screamed seeing her knees) tho it make me wonder, marries can fully speak with her head off. Can clone just, not die? Is this just silly cartoon logic, or can clone can lose body parts and keep going? If thatās the case then thats a major reason why Joanās mom want to clones to be leaders, they could be physically be un-killable.
Everyone wanting to get out of their small rural/supern townā¦.Mood. Pls pls pls let there be an indie type coming of age romance or friendship episode!!! Pls pls.
Abe going a sport team!! Again!!! JFK doing more sports!!! Itās cool to see Abe, JFK, and Confusious as a trio. And to see Abe not being romance focused, JFK too.
Vince trying out for cheerleading, Genghis too <3
Itās kind of weird to see Harriet as the cheer leader captain? I thought it would be Cleo since that more of a mean girl/popular stereotype? Harriet taking the mean girl role feels weird? Like last season she was a nervous theater kid who wants friends? Now she the cheer captain??? But also snappy. She the mean smart girl??
Cleo charter moment!!!!!!! Her caring about Friedaās art and respect it!!!!
I love this episode
Episode 3
:( did JFK not have an accent anymore? It goes and goes..
Catherine the great x Anna Boleyn š š oh that a cute ship!!! Also LGBT background characters letās gooo!!!!!!
āIāll happy let you take my virginityā Abeā¦ABE.
JFK not like the label āslutā :(
Oh my god is bi/pan jfk going be canon??? Also hella Abe x jfk vibes, nice
Christian rockā¦..do you think Jesus clone would be weird out by this music or like it?
Side note, Vincent isnāt an active Blecher Creature. So if heās not that, not popular, is he middle ground? Are all the background characters justā¦.middle ground?? (Iām thinking to much of the logic here)
Abe x JFKā¦:..boyfriends/QPR real <3
The whole ājfk didnāt want to do sex/be seen as a slut/want to do more things in lifeā is like, a good premise but the execution on this episode???? :/ idk.
Clone Cleo x 2 and cloe Frida x 3. š š
Oh neat, my thoughts about how other schools/people outside of Exclamation Point donāt know that clones exist!!!!
Abe did you puke that ring out or something else???
Episode 4
Oh neato, that how Harriet texts!!! Itās always cool to find out how fictional characters text and talk to people!! (That and it makes chat fic more realistic if you cope the canon way characters text)
The husbands have sex dolls of each otherā¦.šš
HE IS NOT THAT BUFF I REFUSE to believe thatās canon
Confucius breaking up with Harriet. I mean, I donāt think looking at another man is cheating? But itās nice to know that is isnāt in the wrong or did anything bad, well beside the whole bear thing.
Episode 5
Oh, so Confucius and Jain are fake datingā¦
Oh my god there doing a manic pixie dream girlā¦
JFK and Abe nothing seeing and hearing the shoulder angels and demonsā¦..šš
Mr B acting more human <3
SKUNKY POO IS A GIRL?????
Harrietās dance outfit is cute.
Ok, Joan and Confusious talking by the water, then then dancing was super cute. Also Abe and Mary? They seems like a cute couple. Also skinny poo and cinnamon dancing in the rain was nice (wish it was Mr b thoā¦ :( )
Oh nice, Harriet and whatās his name ended on good terms! I was afraid they were going to fight.
Ennui = a feeling of weariness and dissatisfaction. š JFK having these feelings because the shoulder angel and devil arenāt there, representing inner conflict. š š
I really like Confusiousās character growth, heās not into technology to find praise and company. Heās friends with Abe and JFK and him and Joan dating seemsā¦.healthy? Tho I do wish Joan stay single, 2 out of 3 seasons sheās been dating someone and it would be cool to see her be herself and do things she likes to do.
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it is undescribeble how much i hate the character of cole walter.
alex is a good guy but his actor isnt giving me much, tbh, jackie has the personality of a cardboard box (seeing as we dont know a single thing about her other then she wants to go to princeton and has dead parents), and cole is just...
dude, i HATE him. i hate him with the fire of a thousand suns. i hate him so much i want to rip my entire scalp out.
he's narcissistic, egocentric, annoying and trying so hard to sell this "broken bad boy" persona as if the mf doesnt have a loving family, isnt desired by everyone, isnt popular and doesnt have every other thing teenagers struggle with (which, by the way, i think hes supposed to be a sophmore or junior, MF LOOKS 25). boohoo you cant play football, doesnt give you a reason to be the WORST PERSON EVER!
i swear to god i wouldve stopped watching the show epsiode 7 if i didnt love so much the side characters and representation the show proposes.
my best friend is gay and epileptic and its the first time ive ever seen someone like him on tv. its the first time ive seen a character have hearing loss and not make it a major huge deal in the series. isaac and lee, danny, nathan, parker, will, the parents, wills gf, i truly adore them. the family is great, the counselor is the sweetest, the friends are ADORABLE and i love them so much.
the love triangle, tho? could crash and burn for all i care.
yes, especially you, cole walters.
i hate you.
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CPC CHAPTER 154
Blaine and Lance š I feel bad that their scene in this chapter gives me hope.
I know this isn't a good time for this but OHO?? š Suzanna why does it seem like you're only worried for Lorena? Maria is there to, you know.. *COUGH COUGH*
Are..are they putting the bandage on the armor..?
Nah they did Lorena dirty by putting that freaky mask on her š I say, Let her bite!
Wait so Leland is planning to rule 2 kingdoms at the same time? Or is he going to give the Plaid throne to Blaine? I don't think Blaine is in an exactly healthy mental state though.. Uh but it's Leland anyway. What did we expect.
I just can't imagine him wearing pastel ą² ā _ā ą²
Can you imagine him wearing pastel? I can't.
Haha everything might be going along with Leland's plan right now, but the second Frederick's crew came in, Well we'll see what happen :)
Speaking of the Omniscient Clam, I'm still wondering what connection it may have with green eyes and a piece of paper that is seemingly inside the green eye?
Something related to golden, green, and paper would be Frederick because of his golden hair, green eyes, and his love for book (paper, especially considering the ripped papers from his past in his dorm).
I remember theorizing something about this, but I forgot :') maybe if I remember it later I will post it.
Oh wait so he's planning to leave Jackie in the prison/dungeon to die? Well that was expected but still..damn, Leland š (i wanted to say a dark joke but nah)
FREDERICK BEING A LEADER!! I knew his management skill would come in handy in this war thing!! Is. Is Aurelia going to melt the whole door..? Wait no nvm I think she's just gonna melt the side lol. Really thought she was gonna melt the whole door there š
Hm, I wonder if Prez's birth pill is working. I mean, I dunno. The side effects are accurate to what was prescribed in the label, but who knows. Maybe she's gonna transform into a giant spider mid-battle? Or maybe, half spider?
Oho? I see Saffron is blushing haha. The probability that he might have a crush on Syrah is hilarious to me considering their past. Or maybe it's another plot twist and is just going to be something silly?
Uhh okay I can never understand politic/royalty stuffs so I might need someone to explain this whole parliament thing to me..
LANCE. I BELIEVE IN LANCE. Right now he doesn't have any confidence, but I have hope that when Frederick break in, he's gonna join him.
Okay, allow me to be a Blaine fan real quick:
THAT'S! Those eyes are filled with pain! I can sense it jekwwmw he. I love him okay. This panel gives me hope. I think Maria will at least forgive him a little? Considering her sympathizing expression.
Uh, limoncello is an alcohol, right? Okay limoncello is made of lemon zest. Correct me if I'm wrong because I'm too tired to research. Anyway, lemon peel is highly flammable. So I'm just guessing here. Are they going to make fricking molotov cocktail?! THAT'S SO COOL. But at the same time who in the world knows how to make a molotov cocktail there? Whitney? The old guard? Syrah?
JAMIE AND LEOPOLD IS HERE!! Took them long enough lmao. And this whole time, Jamie knows?? I guess that explains why he never says anything even tho Gwen was thinking about the cpc while making the brownies.
Seeing her reminds me of the theory in discord about how this woman might be Lance's mother because of biological similarities.
I wonder what Isolde is preparing? Maybe something related to that parliament thing?
Ughh that's all for today I'm so sorry but my eyes really hurt right now from all the screen times I'm sorry again uh I'm gonna sleep now.
Mono out! (Not exactly in to hear your thoughts because I'll be asleep but go ahead! I'll read it when I'm awake)
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COD MWII x Cyberpunk 2077 AU Brainrot
Fandom: Call of Duty
Characters: 141, LV, Graves, Laswell
Notes: cw for graves /lh, perhaps a bit of implied soapghost, bisexual soap, bisexual johnny silverhand, probably ooc but i do what i want ā¤ļø
a/n: inspired by @yeyinde and my midnight-fueled obsession :) I'll probably make a part two to this because it's now my baby. knowledge of Cyberpunk 2077 is recommended because I reference in-universe characters. yes it's very niche, no I don't care.
- set in 2077
- they would all hate Johnny Silverhand. no exceptions.
- Soap's a little sad he shares a name with that fellow bi disaster bastard tho
- in a similar vein, they'd probably not be too fond of River; Price would envy him for his naivety and Gaz sees himself in River
- fanon Rogue and Price would 100% bond over being mother hens to a ragtag group of idiots
- Graves but Meredith Stout
- no questions asked
- the bitch would work for Militech or some other arms corp
- probably Militech because it is very Americanā¢ and he's a little yeeyee boy
- i might have Rudy's characterization wrong, but I feel like he'd have started in the NCPD like River
- poor boys only wanted to make the world better but instead Rudy became jaded and is sort of resigned to his job like Han
- Alejandro would be his buddy from Heywood who was always trying to get him to quit the force
- Ghost is probably the most like V in terms of skills and attitude
- but he's not some gonk kid who wants to make it big, he's made it big
- fixers either love him or they hate him
- one of those "going down in a blaze of glory" dudes
- would never work with Dex, though, and is especially relieved he never did after he hears about the Arasaka heist
- Price: veteran, but in a Mitch way and not a 6th street way. I feel like he had the potential to be a fixer, but wanted to try to have a quiet life after the war (Price bbg, there is no such thing as a quiet life in NC)
- is kind of like Takemura in the sense he'd love to run off and join a nomad clan (because fuck this place, honestly)
- but NC is all he knows and he has people he cares about there (read as: poor dude is attached to the 141 boys)
- Johnny (Silverhand) respects him, even if Price wants to rip him a new one every second they're around each other
- he could definitely become a mentor figure to V and would consider joining up with them if they take The Star ending
- honestly, i can still see Laswell working for the NUSA government
- but I'm not sure how we'd get a connection between her and the 141
- fuck logic, Price and Kate are still besties
- Soap and Panam get on like a house on fire
- a propensity for a little rule breaking and an affection harbored for an authority figure (i'll let you decide in what sense) brings them together
- I probably hc Gaz as younger than he actually is, but he gives off baby solo vibes
- brb thinking back to Jackie and V at the food stall outside of H10 and crying about it
- anyways
- Gaz would probably be the most like streetkid V
- bro knows his way around local fixers
- hc that Ghost and Gaz met on a job before Ghost made it big time
- and Ghost is all "I work alone >:(" but they discover that they work well together
- again thinking back to the streetkid intro, albeit Ghost is nowhere near the same as Jackie personality wise
- they probably grew apart after Ghost becomes a solo
- but Ghost is the first one to suggest Gaz when asked to put together a team for a big job (i.e. the heist but it doesn't go sideways)
- and yeah imo that's how c77!141 is put together
- Ghost knows Gaz, Gaz grew up around Price, and Price knows of Soap through the grapevine
- I guess to "convert" each of them into ttrpg factions, Soap is a techie, Ghost is a solo, Price is prolly a fixer, and Gaz might fall under lawman (as a PI or something)
- i am making less and less sense so I'm gonna stop here for now
#kieranwritess cod#kieran's cod au#cod mwii fanfic#cod mw fanfiction#cod mw headcanons#cod hcs#cod mw2 fanfic#i'll probably fix tags later i just don't know what to put for this fandom
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KENDRICK LAMAR - "NOT LIKE US"
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From āfucking Drakeā to āfuck you, Drakeāā¦
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Katherine St. Asaph: "Meet the Grahams" was more vicious, but this has schadenfreude off the charts: one-upping "Family Matters" with something even more engineered as a crossover bop and succeeding at that crossover, thus depriving Drake of his one argument in the court of public opinion; the simultaneous coinage of many new memes dunking on Fucking Drake; the various streams of Drake stans squirming in anguish trying to suppress the urge to dance; clubs playing it almost immediately; the NBA playoff broadcasters adding it to rotation almost immediately (especially considering OKC is in them); the sheer fact that there is an enormously popular track that calls Drake a predator for his publicly predatory behavior. [10]
Will Adams: i ain't reading all that. i'm happy for u tho. or sorry that happened. [3]
Alex Clifton: āMeet the Grahamsā was one of the darkest songs I have ever heard and took the Kendrick-Drake beef to an entirely new level. But while āMeet the Grahamsā has more damning accusations, āNot Like Usā acts as a real sucker punch because itās so catchy and funny. Why not beat Drake at his own game by rapping about how he sucks over a dance beat? A jab about Drakeās predilection for younger girls turned into the most quotable line of the summerāhonestly a genius move. People will be yelling āitās probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrā whenever it comes up. The rest is fun, too; the colonizer line in particular makes me snicker. The fact that it was written so quickly with such smart lyrics leaves me in awe. Do I feel good about watching all this unfold? Not exactly; if any of the accusations these men hurl at one another end up being true, I donāt think anyone āwins.ā But I am a messy bitch who loves drama, and this is drama to the highest fucking degree. If it sounds this good, all the better.Ā [7]
Nortey Dowuona: The most seething, unflattering portrait of a theater kid raging that their talent and charm has not gained them the unflinching loyalty of their audience (and by extension their partner), and we will either have to hastily disavow this in four months/four years/tomorrow. That said, incredible, so full points! [10]
Jacob Sujin Kuppermann: All moral and ethical concerns aside, I celebrate this as the triumphant return of the most notable figure in West Coast rap over the past decade: DJ Mustard! And thank god for it, too ā before this, the aftershocks of "Like That" were mostly caught up in boring video essay-type beats (Jack Antonoff was involved) that existed merely so that these guys didn't have to just do spoken-word poetry. (I refrain here from talking too much about "BBL Drizzy," maybe the most interesting work in all of this scuffling.) It's not just that this is a fun beat; it's a beat composed with such obvious glee that it forced Kendrick into doing his best Drakeo (RIP) impression, taunting and generating quotables like he'll never need to rap again. Even when he comes back to his senses and executes a rigorous and serious cultural critique of Drake's extractive practices with regard to the Atlanta rap ecosystem, he gets some good jokes in ā if some told me that 2 Chainz had LIED when he said I was good, I would retire immediately. [8]
Jackie Powell: I compare this titular moment in music, the now very public feud between Kendrick Lamar and Drake, to a sports rivalry I follow quite closely. Kelsey Plum of the Las Vegas Aces told reporters during the 2023 WNBA Finals that her rival team, the New York Liberty, didnāt really ācare about each otherā in tough moments as teammates. She compared them to her Aces, a group of players who show on the internet and on television how close they are. In other words: For Plum, they (the Liberty) arenāt like us (her Aces). This rivalry was built from a couple of ideas: 1) these are the two teams with the most talent in the league, and 2) rivalries are hot-button stories that elevate and bring more eyes to the product. That second idea is where I land when it comes to our hip-hop feud at hand -- and hey, the WNBA is super in style now, so hip-hop should be honored that Iām making this comparison. Reanna Cruz remarked on "Switched On Pop" that this beef is āgetting played up to get people to pay attention to rap music again.ā Sheās not wrong. A huge difference between these two conflicts, of course, is that Drake and Kendrick Lamar are taking cheap shots at each other that make the trauma and pain of many women public. This beef is becoming too personal, rather than just a promotional catalyst for the genre. The synth strings that accompany Lamarās flow do make this a worthwhile listen without soaking in the numerous disses on the track, and I always enjoy when Lamar adds jazz elements. But the compelling and catchy arrangement aside, I was disappointed in the hook. Saying someone isnāt up to par is a weighted statement, and repeating the title of the track six times isnāt an innovative way to hammer that point home.Ā [5]
Alfred Soto: I acknowledgeĀ the anguish of many writers deploring the unfounded accusations here and in "Meet the Grahams." Exploiting the misery of the victims for the sake of a diss track is gross. Maybe Nas vs. Jay-Z spats no longer suit our times -- I grew up with them and loved them. But I'd be lying if I denied the motherfuckin' catchiness of Mustard-on-the-beat and Kendrick Lamar's arsenal of whines, repetitions, and biographical data. I also remember: art and journalism intersect but have divergent responsibilities.Ā [8]
Julian Axelrod: If there are any winners in the great Graham-Lamar Beef of 2024, it's the cadre of Genius-pilled rap fans who scour over every stray Kendrick line like it's holy scripture, teasing out assumed allusions and nebulous entendres. Now Kendrick's footnoting with purpose, each toss-away reference loaded with subtext about Drake's personal (and potentially criminal) misdoings. But the most shocking thing Kendrick did -- the thing that probably made Drake madder than any other slight in this saga -- was make a good old fashioned rap radio banger, the kind he hasn't attempted since SZA dropped Ctrl. And even more thrillingly, it's an obsessively reverent LA rap resurrection that nobody does better than Kendrick at his loosest and best, alternating between Drakeo yammers and E-40 yowls over a Mustard beat that sounds like congested traffic on a hot day. (What's crazier, the fact that two of Kendrick's diss tracks are produced by Mustard and Jack Antonoff? Or the fact that the likely chart-topper is produced by one Dijon McFarlane?) If anything, the diss/bop duality is a disadvantage; there's too much weight for the song to feel truly breezy, and it's hard to turn up to direct accusations of sex trafficking and pedophilia. But casual menace is the defining trait of a West Coast diss track, and it's satisfying to hear Kendrick returning to his home turf.Ā [7]
Hannah Jocelyn: I've seen criticisms for the mix, and anyone who's followed my blurbs during my eight years (!) writing for TSJ knows I'm all for that; believe me when I say that for once, it actually is nitpicking. All that matters for a song like this is that the vocals are intelligible but not too far above the beat. And these vocals are very intelligible, with every syllable as enunciated as Pusha T's "you are HIDING a CHILD" for three minutes straight. The verse calling Drake out for his genre-hopping is as insightful and intense as anything Kendrickās ever written. But this is obviously most famous for the "A minorrrrr" joke, mocking both Drake's "Dave Freeeeeee" delivery on "Family Matters" and Nicki Minaj's eccentric drawn-out deliveries. (Never mind that the line isn't that strong -- it's the same pun Bo Burnham used over a decade ago.) Even as things get dark, it's an incredibly fun listen; I enjoyed the showmanship of the beef, culminating in Kendrick beating his sworn enemy at his own game. But everyone who hates what it's become is right. Do we really want jokes about these topics? If any of it is true, does that even change anything? Drake's not too famous to get caught, despite what he said; he's just too famous to face any meaningful consequences. The humiliation in "Not Like Us" might be the best we can do about alleged predators on this scale, in place of anything resembling justice. [7]
Oliver Maier: It should be valid -- encouraged, even -- to admit that Kendrick Lamar is at his most annoying when he makes chart music. We are all losers in this godforsaken beef. [2]
Taylor Alatorre: It doesn't live up to the promise contained in that heart-resuscitating DJ Mustard tag, but I don't know if any song could. The song that could live up to that DJ Mustard tag exists only in the realm of pure forms, alongside the band that could live up to the name Libertines and the album that could live up to the title ARTPOP. The actually existing "Not Like Us" lives down here in the muck with us fallen people, in a place of impermanence and unsettledness and compromise. A place where productive collaborations from a decade ago can be recast as colonial thievery in an instant; where populist pandering comes in the strategic use of the words "pedophiles" and "minor"; where sex offender registries are of dubious criminological impact; where my YouTube homepage just looks like this now; where apps are now battlefields and "post-truth" is a casus belli; where the bloodied gears of History churn on in the background, or foreground; where the Macklemore apology form exists; where in some arcane yet deeply intuitive way this all prefigures another Trump electoral victory. And yet, for all of Kendrickās āme against the industryā posturing, only by climbing on the shoulders of its fraught context is āNot Like Usā able to claw its way into the halls of pop immortality. From "euphoria" onward, this has been the diss track as alternate reality game, roping in everyone from confused Chinese restaurant patrons to the luminaries named in Kendrick's Real Atlanta Roll Call. We bob our heads to the lines about statutory offenses not because the bars are the hardest-hitting ever, or because we particularly care about the legal fate of Baka Not Nice, but because we imagine the thousands of other people bobbing their heads at that exact moment, astounded that (or wondering whether) we're allowed to do so. Because the floodgates have been opened, Carnival is upon us, and for a few charged weeks even a beat that Stay Dangerous-era YG would have left alone can become a defining document of its time. Monoculture status: alive, in Serbia.Ā [7]
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ok honestly obviously Iām a little upset their little cabin burned down. i hate it. but at the same time Iām a lil excited (definitely the wrong word). Iām just here like holy shit what are they supposed to do now that the cabins gone how are they going to stay warm etc
YEAH SAME it's like :( rip their little cabin :( it was a home :( haunted house my beloved :(
ghost jackie must be laughing like crazy somewhere out there tho like "all your asses are going to freeze out here w me now"
but i'm definitely excited to see what they're going to do next. specially because i guess nat will be in charge?? like !! seriously what the hell are they going to do?? they built the meat shed i guess(?) but that's not going to house a dozen teenagers. and can you imagine how long it took them? and that was when they could work in the cold and return to their warm little cabin whenever they wanted. but also they are Not architechs, obviously. one thing is to build up a shed. but that is very much not going to keep them safe or warm enough. what if it snows again? i know nothing about canadian weather but i'm guessing it's very likely. and afterward, when it rains? you'd think they need a roof over their heads to survive right???
but let's focus on the most important things first... they are going to have to cuddle to survive the rest of the winter <3
#cuddling for survival <3#i hope s3 starts with all of them sleeping on a pile like puppies#yellowjackets#answered#anon
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Vanstock rewatch (part 1)
-"Excuse me, I was talking to daddy." ICONIC
-I'm not used to Laurie's voice. Maybe because it's been forever since I watched this show
-hahaha I love Eric
-Red/Kitty are so cute
-hahah Hyde
-I like the intro for this season (still prefer s1ās tho)
-hahahahahha and Laurieās going with Kelso
-Lisa is stunning (rip)
-Laurie is so evil itās funny
-Kelso is such a fuckboy
-He is funny tho
-Tell him Eric!
-Midge is so pretty
- āso now itās like youāre kittyā hahahhaha
-Midge and Red are so funny together
-Donna is so pretty
-Okay, so Donna sees through the window
-lmao Eric is such a bad liar
-hahhaa the way Hyde just doesnāt know whatās going on and is just āwhat are you talking aboutā?
-Jackie is so cute! She deserves more than a cheating bastard
-lmao @ Hyde wanting to get them caught
-srsly what is so ugh about Canadians? So many shows talk shit about Canadians like itās funny
-Hyde is so funny!
-hahahha Hyde smiling while making his proposition
-Hyde is so cute
-once again, Laurie is so pretty
-hahahah Jackieeee
-Hahhha Fez. Speaking facts!
-Oh Eric, youāre such a bad liar
-oooooh so this is the scene that this happens
-āJackie and Kelso can get married, have kids, and be really unhappyā well thank god that didnāt happen and Jackie is currently married to Hyde with two kids #myverseiscanon
-Donna is so not amused and I love it
-Laurie and Jackie <3333
-Hahhaa I love Hyde heās so funny rn
-hey thatās Eleanor from The Good Place
-Oh Kelso, youāre so gross š
-āwhat a maroonā hahahha
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My personal ranking of the yellowjackets girls
1. Misty - so interesting and unique and entertaining. i want to study her
2. Nat - heartbreaking and vulnerable but also strong sexy and badass at the same time with a good heart
3. Jackie - she did nothing wrong! rip!! jackie is surprisingly sweet and kind and misunderstood and sheāll be missed :/ in multiple ways cus theyāre falling apart without her lol
4. Lottie - antler queen!!! sheās so scary and cool and powerful i want to see her fuck shit up next season
5. Taissa - another misunderstood girlie who deserves better! taissa tries so hard. to be a good person, to help people, to do what she can. sheās headstrong and opinionated and people think sheās mean because of it. in reality sheās one of the best friends (being there for shauna, paying for natās rehab, taking care of van) i want justice for my girl
6. Van - chill, funny and nice who doesnāt like van? sheās a little āregularā for me in this show but season 2 might change that
7. Laura Lee - rip queen! she was so sweet and caring and innocent and brave i will miss her
8. Shauna - look. shauna is complicated and interesting. i canāt deny sheās a good character. but do i like her? not as much as the others. sheās shy, quiet, seemingly normal, but secretly vindictive, jealous and can be cruel. itās a contrast with a lot to work with (jackie deserved better tho)
#yellowjackets#anyway here are my unasked for opinions lol#let me know your ranking!#misty quigley#jackie taylor#taissa turner#shauna shipman
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