#rip iv bb

[storm-driver]

does anyone have the mp3 or ogg for the dark impetus mix that gets used in BBS Ultimate Mix, i need it so i can absolutely jam out during raid

[bombermanga]

Open Call: Translating Bomberman Video Games

What up, bomberbutts! It sure has been a hot minute and a half. Unfortunately, I have no updates regarding any of Bombermanga's projects (except that nothing's abandoned, just backburnered). What I do have for y'all is a potential opportunity for folks to get involved in someone else's bombertranslation project — one in which translation skills aren't necessarily needed!

Legato at BombermanBoard (he of the SteamyJimmy YouTube channel, which got nuked after he posted subs for BMJ's Episode 53 drama CD and the entirety of the Bakugaiden IV anime) is looking to organize a group effort to translate several Bomberman games that never made it out of the land of the rising sun. This includes:

Super Bomberman: Panic Bomber W (SNES)

Super Bomberman 5 (SNES, incomplete)

Saturn Bomberman Fight!! (Saturn)

Bomberman Wars (Saturn)

BB-Daman Bakugaiden: Victory heno Michi (GBC)

BB-Daman Bakugaiden V: Final Mega Tune (GBC)

Bomberman Land (PSX)

Bomberman Land 2 (PS2, GC)

Bomberman Land 3 (PS2)

Bomberman Kart (PS2)

Bomberman Kart DX (PS2)

Bomberman Jetters: Legendary Bomberman (GBA)

Bomberman Jetters Game Collection (GBA)

Panic Bomber (PSP)

Bomberman: Bakufuu Sentai Bomberman (PSP)

Bomberman Blast JP (Wii)

The translator for BMJ Episode 53 and both Bakugaiden IV & V is open to working on these games as well, so what legato is primarily looking for are people who can:

Rip text from the games

Put any translated text back into a patch

Playtest for typos, corrections, etc.

Provide additional help checking translations for accuracy

For more information, check out the forum thread here. If you're interested in helping out, you can:

Make a BombermanBoard account and post in the thread about what you can do (which would probably be easier for legato to track but is possibly antithetical to the younger bombs in the fandom), or...

Message this account with a name, method of contact (an email address or otherwise some sort of social media with DM/PM capabilities), and what you can offer for the project so I can post in the thread in your stead

For the record, games that have already been translated (not by legato!) include:

Bomberman GB 3

Super Bomberman 4

Bomberman Warz (PSX)

Bomberman 64 Arcade Edition

[empresskadia]

Hear me out:

If you're dating a Spartan, they're more than likely used to you as a member of active military, right? They're so used to you being a soldier that they tend to forget that before them, before the war, you were someone else. Like, Linda finding out you were a pianist, or Kelly finding out you were a gardener, or Naomi finding out you were in art school. Something like that.

OKAY I'M HAVING A FANGIRL MOMENT BECAUSE THE CHARACTER I HAVE IN MY HEAD WITH NAOMI IS AN ARTIST AND YOU READ MY MIND AND I'M SCREAMING

anyways-

I'm excited you brought this up and this whole prompt, because the Spartans would be more used to a more active military partner, whether it's being a Marine, ODST, a Spartan-IV, Scientist, Engineer, etc. They used to you fighting in a war, Spartans are antisocial by nature, so they most likely wouldn't hang out with your friends or other teammates, and most other branches of the Military view Spartans in awe, so they most likely never see you in a "normal" environment until way later on.

I'm sure they know you have hobbies, they've heard you talk about them and the Spartans delight in it for you but they've never seen you doing them. Most of the Spartans probably never thought of who their partner was before them.

So they are always pleasantly surprised to find out new things about their S/o, like, Linda would be scouting the ship looking for her partner after a mission, more likely than not, she's never heard someone play the piano before in person, sure, Deja played them music as children but Linda had never seen someone play in-person before, she didn't even know the Infinity had a piano. Imagine her surprise when she enters the empty bar and finds her partner lost in their own world playing a random song that might have significance to them. When you finish the song, she wants to hear it again, scaring you half to death when she silently appears at your side, "What song was that? Will you play it again for me?"

Or, Kelly going for a run around the Infinity's memorial park one early morning, say, maybe after breakfast, she knew you had plans after eating with Blue team. She respects her partner's space, choosing not to pry and going on with her business, of course, Kelly can spot her partner a mile away, it's second nature for her at this point. So when she sees you digging in the ground with flower pots all around, she goes to investigate. Her shadow towers over your hunch-over form and you just give her a smile over your shoulder before going back to business. Kelly observes for a while, remembering a conversation in which her partner said something about growing a garden again. "Is this what you mean by 'green thumb'? I don't think these flowers grow tomatoes."

Or, one night, Naomi finds you, Mal, Vaz, Dev, and Phillips, all slightly intoxicated in the staff room, chatting away about life before entering the military while her partner is tapping away at a datapad with a stylus. She's seen you use it before, assuming you were working on reports or reading in-time information. Naomi is about ready to drag her partner away before you've had too much when you start talking about a boarding school on earth that your parents sent you to before the war started, an art academy. Dev leans over, and gaps at the datapad before ripping it out of your hands to show the table and Naomi has to blink before she registers the sketches. Most of them were of...her? Different angles, her expressions that she often shows to you, some were even in armor and you had gotten all the pieces drawn correctly. There was one of BB, and the whole crew, another one of a previous unit you've served in and the last one was her laughing with stars and hearts drawn around her, the words 'the love of my life." written above her head.

I can even assume that John's heard his partner hum melodies, never a full song but humming to yourself while working on a project or even getting ready for bed. He's never questioned it, it's something you always did, he's aware some of the tunes you hum are from your grandmother. What he didn't expect was to return from a mission and being unable to find his S/o for a while until Roland directed him to the Infinity's bar, saying the Spartan-IVs convinced you to perform. It's your voice he's aware of first before seeing his partner on the small stage, singing away like nothing else mattered around you. John isn't surprised when you notice him right away after giving a bow as the room fills with cheers and 'encores'. You both slip away from the area knowing this wasn't John's crowd to be around. "I didn't know that was a song. Or that you sang."

[callsign-rogueone]

ok but!! ive been reading some fw theories in the subreddit, and one that has a lot of diff opinions on is whether liam has a second signet or if he was wielding ice in that scene, especially since deigh’s name means ice. what are your thoughts, do you think it was just a mistake?? and what about liam in your universe?

[insert that clip of Cardi B going: “I’m glad you brung it up because I’ve been dying to talk about this for a minute”]

FOURTH WING AND IRON FLAME SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT. this ramble is not going to be proofread, nor supported with textual evidence, because I have a migraine. but if anyone wants to jump in with page numbers and quotes or things I missed / got wrong, please feel free! 

in short: I think it’s possible that Liam did have a second signet.

first, my only hangup on this theory: what are the odds of two riders in the same squad, in the same year, having the same signet (Ridoc and Liam)? I know some signets are more rare than others, but that’s still a very slim chance when there’s 20+ signets out there that we know of, and RY will probably come up with more (fr, I need to know what Garrick and Aaric's signets are. I hope they're something unique, that we haven't seen yet.) but here are a few arguments in favor of two-signet Liam:

one: I don’t think it was just “RY putting the wrong name”.

Ridoc wasn’t there at Resson, so RY would have to have confused the two boys entirely for it to be a mistake. besides them both being perfect little bbs and adoring fans of Violet, they’re not alike in appearance, dragon color, nor backstory -- what is Ridoc’s deal? like why did he want to become a rider? I need to know for my next gfverse chapter 😭 and the mistake would also have to slip past multiple rounds of editors and proofreaders as well, which is possible, but not probable.  and was Ridoc's signet even confirmed at that time? maybe this is me forgetting things, because ADHD, and it’s been a while since I’ve read FW in full, but the first time I remember hearing about Ridoc’s signet is in Iron Flame — when they’re at RSC and he’s like “I could force the locks open with ice”. that confused me at the time because I didn’t know about (or remember) his signet. and then it really clicked for me later, when he makes an ice pack for poor Brennan after Mira decks him lmao. is it mentioned earlier than that? when I search “ice” in my FW ebook it shows me every instance of “voice” and "nice" and “office” etc., too, and I'm not scrolling through all that 🙄 and neither of the reference sites I like to use have a page number listed for him getting his signet or the first time it’s mentioned. as another aside: look how gorgeous Ridoc is here. smash. EDIT TO ADD: it is mentioned in Fourth Wing, in one line on page 289 (as identified by @hockeyspiral23 - thank you!) but he doesn't actually use it. no wonder my adhd brain forgot about it when there were bigger issues at hand lol they also pointed out that it could still have been a mistake, if RY meant to have it be another one of the barely-mentioned marked riders who aren't part of the main gang, as ice-wielding is "a common signet" (FW p. 289), and there were a few students we never really met apart from Resson (including Masen and Soleil. RIP.) so it could have been one of them. another possible explanation that I just came up with for the mistake category -- unreliable narrator? the events of that day were incredibly distressing for Vi, and she literally gets poisoned and loses consciousness and doesn't wake up for three days (following the theory that FW and IF are her diary, written in an ancient language and translated by Jesinia later) so it could have been a blur / hard to remember and VIOLET could have gotten it wrong. If I were RY, and it was a genuine mistake, this is the explanation I would give lmao

two: Deigh meaning ice is another tally in the “not a mistake” column.

RY likes to have the dragons' names refer to their current rider's signets. (Tairn = thunder, Aimsir = weather...) but not all of them match (Tiene = fire, I think, and Mira makes shields.) Liam and the ice is only mentioned once, at Resson, but there are many characters who we don't see getting their signet -- really just Vi's sex-induced lightning, and a mention of Sawyer nearly killing someone in a swordfight on accident. and Sloane's siphoning, too. okay, maybe this isn't a great point. but I still want to hear how they figured these things out! especially Bodhi. and Xaden's second one. poor thing couldn't tell anyone, even his best friend, and had to figure out how to manage it entirely on his own (he had Sgaeyl, but that's it.) and maybe Liam didn’t realize he had the ice until Resson, and just started slinging icicles at the wyvern once he figured out that he could. though that's kinda unlikely, I guess, since he would have channeled in November or December and Resson wasn't until July... hm.

three: Deigh could have been the dragon of Liam's relative, giving him a second signet like Xaden has with Sgaeyl.

it’s my understanding that Liam, like all the marked ones (except my addition of Darling and her little sibs) were military kids, and his mom is mentioned in IF as being the one to weave the protection runes, which I believe requires a level of magic that only a rider would have. so he has at least one relative who was a rider, and therefore probably more. ngl, at first I thought it was mad suspicious that his parents were executed separately from everyone else’s, but then we didn’t meet them in Aretia, so I guess they really are dead. but how mf heartbreaking would it be if they were alive -- and the first time they see their son in a whole year of him being gone at Basgiath, it’s Xaden carrying his body into the fortress 😭 and Vi and X crying and apologizing to Mama Mairi for not being able to save him… I’M SO SORRY. IT JUST CAME TO ME, AND I HAD TO WRITE IT DOWN. if any FW writer wants to write that AU, go for it. we could all use another good cry. there seems to be a trend of the dragons who had Tyrrish riders purposely (and "illegally") bonding the descendants of their previous riders. - Xaden has a second signet from Sgaeyl as his grandfather was one of her former riders, allegedly, but he "didn't make it out of the quadrant"? so he had a kid (Fen, Xaden's dad?) before graduating? is that why Xaden mentions that his dad hated dragon riders in one of his letters to Vi? - and then I believe Imogen has the dragon of a relative, but not a direct relative, so she doesn't have a second signet, but the one she does have is just really strong? I feel like they glossed over that a little too quickly, and it remains unclear to me how that whole thing works. - and now maybe Liam, too?

I might tack more stuff on below as it comes to me, or RB with commentary, but I think that's all I've got for now.

but regardless of if it was a mistake or not, I’m not planning on putting it in Liam and Spark’s story — just his farsight, which is confirmed multiple times. if Spark believed in the gods, she’d thank them for not giving him something as destructive and deadly as her water, but Li’s still gonna have some issues with it, because I feel the need to project my issues onto my fave characters, and everyone loves some mild hurt/comfort that’s resolved with cuddles and a nap, right? 🥰

[insanitymoshpit]

hi bb!!!!!! is my borthday soooooo

Bo sinclair with reader birthday sex???

WOAH IVE BEEN GONE, I know it can't be your birthday anymore, but I hope this makes up for it!

Birthday Sex:

The only thing you would get as you wake up is a sleepy "mornin darlin'" Before your legs were spread wide over his shoulders and bo had ripped off your pants already, thrown them somewhere.

He would be at it for hours, licking, sucking, tasting, sliding his tongue inside and back out, sucking your clit into his mouth,making your pussy practically drip and drool into his mouth.

By the time he's got his cock teasing over your spread lips, his tip being rubbed over and over again on your clit, teasing you until you nearly cry.

When he's finally inside you, he just fucking grinds into your spot, grinds right into the spot that has you leaking slick and cream around his cock.

You lucky woman, Happy Birthday!:)

[daddy-suguru]

CONGRATS ON 9K

i recently found your blog (ive seen it occasionally before. but now ive noticed it a lot more) and i love your writing ! i’ve yet to rb but i plan to later on when i get more free time def 😭

but you reached 9k for a reason so once again congrats to you and i wish you all the blessings in life bb !

i’d like to join the event pls with either tengen or sakuna and body worshipping 👀

That’s sweet of you :3 I’m happy that you’ve been enjoying my works! And I’m so excited to be writing to so many people, nervous bit excited for the support.

I wish you well blessings too dearie :3 and I hope you are drinking plenty of water. Along with treating yourself with the kindness you deserve :3

✑ tags: fem-dom, with sukuna struggling for power, hints of bratty sub!sukuna, ceo!reader, bodyguard!sukuna, established relationship, thirsty sukuna, praise, body worship, sweet yet rough, biting, jealous!sukuna, wine drunk, biting

Your long flowy dress is over Sukuna's head while he kisses the inside of your thigh. Dragging his teeth, aching to bite down the moment you let him. He roughly confesses,

“Hated how they kept looking at you, sexy mama. When you’re mine.” Pressing your heel into his back. Dragging it up his shoulder blade. The visible shiver of Sukuna's body makes your pussy quiver.

"Re-phase that lack bit and I'll let you fuck me how you want to. For being a good boy and not starting a fight." He groans. Praise is something he never knew he craves so much. But when he acted right and you him how amazing he feels.

It gets him off more than anything else. As he takes pride in fucking you, stupid. The strict instructions you give dwindle to plead for more after the third orgasm. He had spoiled you more than the sugar baby he replaced.

Remind Sukuna, "You handled that other drunken son of whatever ceo very well and I'm proud of you Suka." His jaw clenches at the nickname. Sinking his teeth till you cry. Tensing your thighs around his head. While he digs his nails into your other thigh.

Roughly squeezing as he moves your other leg over your shoulder. The sharp, tingly pain shoots up to your pussy. Which Sukuna kisses soon after. Sucking on your pussy through your panties. Licking your clit, before lightly dragging his teeth.

Whimper at the thought of Sukuna biting down on your pussy. Pressing your legs forward, your heels resting on top of his shoulders. He slips out from underneath your dress.

Folding you in two on the sofa, while bunching your dress around your hips. Sukuna does his best to make you feel smaller. Using his bulky height, as he buries his face in your neck, mumbling,

"I'm yours, I'm your..." His voice drops lower, "good boy." His cheeks are burning while it rolls off his tongue. He bites down on your neck to hear your cries. Trailing soft kisses along your neck towards your collarbone.

Grabbing the low neckline of your off-shoulder gown he rips it. Yanking it down to show your breasts. Pulling away to stare at your breasts in admiration. To have you bent up, flustered, tipsy and needy beneath him is something he had been thinking about all night.

Ever since Sukuna watched you get ready he has been wanting to ruin you. Dipping his head, sucking your nipple into your mouth. While ripping your panties off, sinking two fingers past your lips roughly.

Smirking as you gasp, grabbing a handful of his hair and pulling. The pain of you tugging on his hair and your heels pressing into his back is making his cock throb. His own nakedness in the face of your clothes makes him too vulnerable.

Early you made him strip the moment you stepped. Through the door. Then decided on another glass. After you had teased him the entire ride by having him jerk off. But refusing to let him cum. While your moans filled the care, encouraging him to cum. Despite the command, you've given him.

You took your sweet time drinking another glass of wine. While he undressed you with his eyes. All too eager for you to finish his glass and give him the attention he has been craving all night.

He sinks his teeth into your tit. Pumping his fingers faster, massaging your sweet spot, the louder you whine. While he flicks his tongue on your nipple. Slowly he pulls away, scraping his teeth along your soft skin.

Till your tit slips out with a soft pop. He kisses your nipple before telling you, "I want to bite you all over, fondle your soft body ma. Mark your neck, and let everyone know you're taken care of. Before I have you squirt on my cock. I'm the only one who knows how to make your pussy squirt." Dipping his head down biting down on the back of your thigh.

Tensing, squirming, then becoming tense again. Sukuna lets go and moans, "Your squishy thighs are so biteable, I can't help it. Hmmm sexy mama you're dripping. Are you going to cum already?" You're embarrassingly close to cumming. After months of getting to know each other physically, Sukuna knows you too well.

Smirking and remind him, "You still can't cum until I tell you to do. Make me squirt first, then you can stuff me full. Your sensitive, fat cock can hold on till then right?" Creaming on his fingers as Sukuna says,

"How is that a challenge when you're already cumming so quickly from just my fingers, sexy mama."

✑ m.list

[bigusbossus]

imagine puppy!kaz in the collar with nipple clips and swollen pecs being a good little sub for bb in some slutty lingerie or similar..

imagine that..

immmd going to hvae a stronk now over that isea byeee

dont have to imagine it when i can just draw it 🤤🤤🤤

hes such a good puppy he'd dress up just for his owner, pretty lace like a intricately wrapped gift, knowing damn well bb is going to rip it straight off... but gifts are meant to be ripped apart aren't they? and he just wants to be a good puppy and give his owner something back for once. maybe he'd even wear it under his clothes all day wondering if bb would notice, he wouldnt be subtle about it either, hed bend over tables to give bb a glimpse of his lace panties and it takes everything in bb not to rip open kaz's fatigues and show everyone just how much of a bitch in heat he is, ,maybe rip his shirt open and play with his swollen tits, tug on the clips just until they almost snap off his sensitive nips so he can hear kaz whimper and whine, leaking in his cute panties

ive been meaning to draw kaz in lingerie for so long, i just cant decide what he'd wear

[quackitytheduck]

Do you know enough about karmaland to recommend how to watch it/who to watch

ok ftr im not a native spanish speaker nor was i able to watch a lot of the later streams bc of school but i absolutely would recommend it, although if you dont understand spanish then it is going to be so much harder to get through it now that k5 is over and the fandom has completely chilled out. that being said

the answer is yes i would recommend it its a fantastic story with some questionable choices that the fandom found some very interesting and extreme arguments in but that we inevitably have to live with. theres a ton of new streamers that ive been exposed to that im still watching even after k5 is over. story wise i highly recommend quackity and luzu as they are the most popular and lore-heavy ones, i also must mention sapo peta who unfortunately i cant remember the twitch user of rn (if i find it later ill edit this post) and the wonderful rubius aka elrubius on twitch they are all fantastic. but if u havent been involved in the hispanic mc community before u should look up a list of the ccs and check them out to see whos personality really clicks w u, unlike the dsmp for me i only stuck w a few povs.

quackity has untranslated vods on his spanish vods channel, elalexquackity vods, luzu has stream highlights which are surprisingly effective which is also what most members do, these are all the sapo peta vods i could find, its pretty much the same for all members except q i believe w the stream highlights. theres also vegetta777 who i rec watching with rubius' pov if u end up going that way. yeah ok i think thats it

neway rip titi 💔💔 miss u bb

also i really am not the best person to go to for karmaland stuff so uhh go ask @honkq

[mouthsfullofsharpteeth]

jessica locke headcanons

i have soo many pre marble hornets jessica locke thoughts, so im going to dump some here. enjoy bb’s

favorite books are the entire twilight saga, and so she loves the movies by default. by technicality she’s team edward, but secretly she would 100% be team ALICE. 

her and amy originally bonded over both loving twilight when they first were assigned roommates in college. then they became best friends and continued to live together even after leaving the campus dorms

she loves paramore and arctic monkeys and fall out boy

she was an emo fandom kid in high school and never fully grew out of that phase

she likes animals but dogs that are really big freak her out. she prefers little animals like chinchillas, hamsters, mice, and rabbits

she always chews on things like hoodie strings and pen caps and and pencil erasers. unfortunately, this also includes her nails, so her fingernails and fingertips are always a little bloody and scarred up

she was a music major in college, and played guitar and drums. she was taking piano lessons as well, and would sometimes sit down with amy at the piano and try to teach her what she was learning in order to memorize it better

ive seen her headcanoned as schizoaffective and i like it a lot. i wanna do more research before i add onto that headcanon, but i enjoy it so im getting it

if she met the hornet boys before marble hornets, she probably would have been closest friends with tim. and she probably would have disliked alex because she had a crush on amy (rip)

i think she would have loved the game “emily is away 3″ and would have loved video games in general. her typical vibe would be story games with action, but she just has such a vibe overlap with emily is away that i want to include it

ive loved the idea of her, amy, and sarah all being roommates together just bc i love them and think theyre so good and want them to be besties. and so they make up a little neurodivergency circle: sarah (adhd), amy (autism), jessica (schizoaffective)

my emo grunge gf

[lochness-art]

no one asked but here r my opinions on the new outfits since mayhaps they are the new Official Outfits??

ichiro - an improvement. i like that it's very true to his og outfit and i think it looks better with just red (rather than the red + blue), plus that weird white undershirt that i always hated is gone <3

jiro - BB YOU LOOK SOOO GOOD it's a p small change but i like it, i like the hoodie more than his prev jacket and i love that they kept his stupid nonfunctional flannel <3 but most importantly the HAIR AHHHH im OBSESSED WITH PONYTAIL JIRO. the only small thing i dislike is the lack of hat </3 rip jiros hat (2017-2023) you will always be remembered

saburo - i liked his overcoat from his prev outfit so this fit is a bit of a downgrade for me :[[ he still looks good though and v true to his character so i dont mind too much

samatoki - oh thank fucking god, an outfit worthy of his hotness. ive been mourning tdd samatoki ever since i knew of him and this blue leather jacket is SUCH a good look, and we didnt even have to sacrifice his tits out shirt. it's perfect

jyuto - good!! he looks hot as he should. the red gloves were iconic and will be missed but overall i think i like his new outfit better, it's a little less stuffy looking

rio - an upgrade bc he looks somewhat more like an integrated member of society and less like a permanent navy seal. i like that he got to keep his camo but also wear some normal-ish clothes

ramuda - this seems...p much the same except the jacket changed and he has a hat now? i think its a hat? i dont like the hat. the jacket looks good and i understand why its yellow but... i miss the turquoise... the turquoise and pink was iconic... :[ overall not bad but miss the old 'fit for sure

gentaro - idk i dont look at gentaro enough to know what exactly changed but he looks fancier. i guess he looks better? idk and idrc sorry

dice - SOOOO GOOD. like took all the essence of his og design but makes him look less homeless bc what was that trench coat. he looks so stylish im obsessed

jakurai - idrc about him but i think this outfit is def an improvement bc theres a bit more flair beyond just 'i am a doctor'

hifumi - i like it! white is a good colour on him

doppo - i think its an upgrade!! he looks a bit more loose and comfortable which i think is like...symbolic maybe. and he just looks better. good for him.

sasara - FUCK THIS WHERE IS HIS HOUNDSTOOTH. IT WAS ICONIC???? give him his full suit back cowards. also the bowtie is not giving. im sorry i just do not like this outfit. only good part is that he matches w rosho (they r in love)

rosho - again. i do not like this pattern. his old pattern was better. also he managed to look nerdy but still hot in his old fit now he kinda leans too much into nerdiness??? idk i just do not like it 😭

rei - i mean...it's okay but he looks so. neutralized. like he got an office job or smth. where's the dramatic fur coat and gold accessories and white pants and the red shirt and-- it's an ok outfit but as an official outfit i feel this is definitely a downgrade

kuko - i really like his new outfit, i LOVE the hoodie thing? i like how it keeps his casual yet buddhist look. his og outfit is also rly good tho and a bit more colourful so...idk, im torn on which i like better

jyushi - it is ... ok. it's pretty similar to his og outfit but i feel the execution is just...slightly worse. i prefer the original :[

hitoya - good! keeps the essence of his character, i mean i feel like it's p much the same except slightly diff jacket and he's draping it over his shoulders now lol. which is definitely a look and further increases his sex appeal-- imo--

[istherewifiinhell]

Okay watched the newest live action tf movie too. Has the monkey in it. It does not have the move accessable small focus appeal of bb movie... or the style. Rip to bad guys looking cool, nice while it lasted. completely watchable if you WANT a big cgi mess fess of tf tho. like. that sounds bad. were grading on a heavy scale okay, i havent like. BEEN watching the bay movies. but i was. alive. in 2007. ive seen some at least. youtube videos exist. i know what they did.

frankly the human characters might be better than the robits. honestly. recongizable arcs. and stakes. emotional weight. such things. not just like. ohh sure the transwarp key. oh your planet? was destroyed? will be destoryed? smth?

but yeah the cgi mess fess is at least good enough [caveat: as a person who can name all the characters from prev knowledge]. the monkey smashes a guys head in with a rock. 👍🏻

[beaver-springs-broadcast]

between a mysterious corpse and a hard place

hey all, bb here. todays post is gonna be a bit different, as i have recently been wound up in some strange thinsg myself. that and almost getting arrested. its been a wild night. because this is a true story, real place and people names have been omitted for their privacy 

getting this out of the way now, while my true passion is speculating and documenting stuff for you guys, i also make change on the side by betting on pool and darts games at a local pub somtimes. i think im pretty decent at billards, and ive made a fair amount of money that way over the years. not the most noble way to earn cash, but it helps. 

well last night i played pool with these two biker guys who got pretty pissed when they lost and  the bigger one looked like he was goin to get violent reel quick. not wanting tp fight, i gave them some of their money back and they begrudgingly left. they both drove on one motorcycle, a 2012 harley-davidson  flhtcutg tri glide ultra classic model, to be exact. 

i stayed around for about 30 more minutes to shoot the sh*t with the bartender, but when i walked outside and saw the the bigger biker guy who was threatening me lying limp underneath a street lamp. i rushed over and saw he was bleeding out profusely from a slash on his neck. i quickly ripped off a piece of his shirt and held it to his neck to try and lessen the blood loss while i checked his pulse, but it was too late as ii felt his heartbeat grow faint then stop and the life leave his eyes all while he was still gushing blood onto the pavement. 

just at that moment, the cops arrived. obviously they suspecting me as i was next to the damn dead body, and started grilling me for answers. i tried getting help from a neighbor walking nearby, but he was no use. luckily, a very nice friend of my parents who i had never met and his niece or something showed up and helped defend myself, and the cops were able to let me out. i made it home eventually, but i cant help but think about how strange the death of that biker was. the slash that was made in his neck was too deep to be human made because the angle of the cuts looked like fangs, but too big and clean to be any type of critter ive ever heard of.  i also noticed that the motorcycle i saw the the two leaving on was nowhere near the crime scene. i dunno, its all weird to me. i might go check it out tomorrow. thats all i have for today, see ya later, bb out.  (PS- i have a job interview tomorrow, i will keep you all posted on how that goes. if i get a full time job it may lessen my posting schedule, ill let yall know)

[warmcoals]

rip, sorry!! not what i meant, never seen you dance but you're likely plenty good! that's just a frequent hangup for ppl, needing to already master dancing before they can hit the floor. the chi scene is not bs-free either, but consider it if you ever come through ^_^

haha tyty it's fine. yr allowed to get my dumb ass it's the uzh. i think im a pretty decent dancer but the fun is what's important and bb ive got the fun 😋

frankly ive only been to like, one club in seattle whose music is worth a shit, and i went to one amazing rave under an overpass and havent rly heard of any others in the area that inspire confidence since. cant imagine when in my life ill ever be in chi but id love to dance out there!!

[driftingdryad]

Eee thank you for the tag you magical fairy! I've never been tagged in one of these before 🥰

Do you have a pet?: Yes! I have three cats whomst are my babies and I love them so very much! We have our little senior lady Midna, our handsome middle kitto Clutch, and our water obsessed orange baby Tadpole! ((I absolutely cursed us when i named him Tadpole rip🐸))

Comfort food: I live in Canada, but there's a Polish community hall near where I live that sells food on the weekends. Their patychky and cabbage rolls are my go-to when I'm in need of comfort food!

What languages can you speak?: Only English and some Canadian French. Ive tried to learn Spanish, German and Italian in uni, but languages really arent my strong suit lol.

Random fact about me: I'm a lowkey closet furry lmao. So if I seem a biiiiit too into petplay, Omegaverse and hybrid!AUs or if you ever see me posting anthro art now you know why 🫣😂

Something you're proud of?: The bits of improvement I can see in my writing over the past few years! And transitioning from being a pantser to a planner lol. Now if only I could improve on my writing speed!

Thanks again for the tag Sherrie bb! 🫶

I'm gonna pass this along to @loveandfictionforall 💕

Tag game because I want to know you better !

-Do you have a pet ?

-Comfort food ?

-How many languages do you speak ?

- Random fact about yourself

-Something you’re proud of

To begin this little tag game, I’ll tag @ebony-reine-vibes @freddie-77-ao3 @newobsessioneveryweek @thehaikuman and @miraclesnail

I hope the questions aren’t boring and love you all 😘

[gennabi]

OMG ZUL!

MY EXTREMELY HANDSOME EMPRESS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're having an amazing day, right? OF COURSE YOU ARE :))))))

Did you really think I would miss it? WE'RE MARRIED AND IT'S ON MY CALENDER. Duh... 🤓 💯🧋🫂

*sigh* I miss you so much 🥲

OKAY BABY Z! I'll be back soon so you can tell me all about your day and anything else!! (PLS MAKE SURE YOU HAVE CAKE PICTURES READY TO GO)

I'm going now... I love you very much. NEVER QUESTION IT!

SERIOUSLY, JULY, ENJOY YOUR DAY 🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🦷❣❣❣❣❣❣🕳 💜🎷👾 🤧

Did... I... mention... that... I love you?

*scrolls up*

I DID ALREADY?! NICE. *high fives self*

ily, again & again :3

- MBA ♡

hi sorry for replying so late bb :'))

i had an okay-ish day but thank you so much for the wish, really means a lot ☹💖💖

awww i miss you too you havent come here for so long this blog is no fun without you 👎 (at one point i thought u werent going to come here anymore but HELLO HI HOW ARE YOU YOURE HERE YEAY :D)

unfortunately my bday was kind of eh this year, my parents brought me out for lunch and bought me ice cream which is like good okay whatever. but the original vision ive always had for my birthday is spending the majority of it alone but it just so happens to fall on a day where im on my semester break so </3 n i wanted a bluey cake this year so im still looking forward to make that happen when the new sem comes up lol so no pictures to show off for now 🤕 good thing is my friends wished me a lot, bad thing is im rotting away (and its getting worse rip) ya i think thats it for my bday,,, ill post some pics for you when i do get to celebrate myself uhehe

be safe and healthy, i love you very much too my love 🥹

hehe youre so cute and funny, i love you again and again and again i loveeee youuuuuu mwahhhhh

//sorry if my tone's more flatter than usual, figured being honest is better than faking my cheery usual tone but um i love you anyway hehe. and uhh im not sure if you intend to send it on 26th but mines on 24th for future ref <3

[bigusbossus]

is there a mgs cock chart? like it shows you who's circumcized who's hung and who's got big bawlz. ive never seen one but idek if any exist. horny artists i am begging on my knees. what do you think the main bois penors look like anyway. bosselhira? this is my burning question as a peanits connoisseur

im gonna make one eventually don't even worry abt it 😈

but for bb he's a good 10 inches extra girthy with veins, uncut and hairy and his balls are big and kinda droop and he can rip a normal person in half probably, his weenor just looks muscular and is muscular. before he was exposed to radiation it was already a 8 incher so he was hung from the start

Kaz has a 5.5 incher (though I always like to think it's 3 inches bc i like the idea of him getting degraded for having a small weenor) his balls are tight and firm and normal sized, some veins but not as prominent as bb's, well groomed/minimum hair, it's kinda thin but it looks proportional and picturesque like he has a really pretty cock, also uncut

Ocelot has a 5 incher too, he has a bit of a bush, cut (damn you philosophers) it's normal girth wise like not too thin and not to thick, and also kinda pretty like he cums pink glitter or something. it's not really veiny and ig it's kinda pale so you can see the blood vessels under his skin. balls wise he's firm and they're normal sized too (but if we're talking t dick it's 5cm, girthy and just as pretty)