#rip Crowley

[twilightcitysky]

Look all I'm saying is Aziraphale "tried" the meat and then he ate an entire ox.

I'm pretty sure that when they "do it again" it's going to fry the power grid all the way to Tadfield.

[yarodrags]

Mr Nightingale he can't understand your songs

Occasionally Muriel will spot the wiry man curl up in a corner of the bookshop with his favourite tartan blanket and a bottle of chateauneuf du pape...

See the complete set here

Im so ready for Crowley to bust out his post divorce hair bc she be slaying

I subscribe to the fan analysis about how crowley is at heart an engineer 🥰 i just think that's so lovely hence his bird cage is adorned with symbols reminiscent of the Fibonacci spiral

And bc i love matching to show how these 2 complement each other azi has swirls wherw the light hits and crowley mainly has swirls in the shadows

There are also starry swirls on his turtleneck

[osvald-linds]

what's azri (and perhaps crow)'s favourite flower? :]

Aziraphale favourite flowers are Edelweiss and Crowley's are pink Camellia. Aziraphale wanted to show you his cool outfit for gardening wile responding to the question, tell him he's pretty please

Of course the q&a is still open, don't hesitate to send your questions to the angel !

[the-kindest-headmage]

I have a bone to pick with you, HEADMAGE.

Being honest and fair: im about to lose my shit :). I swear on the seven if i overblot again the funeral costs will be out of your pockets<3

So ‘helpful’ and ‘kind’ you claim to be, yet here i am, living in a dump on a barely livable fund. I cant afford the transformation potions that people are selling around campus for us merpeople, and my scales have been coming out during class :). If i wasnt vegetarian id have roast raven for dinner. Please change your policies :).

Regards, the unpaid therapist on her last leg, Rose, the ramshackle prefect. :).

(Mod here! Yaaay new crowley blog to torment! Rose REALLY doesnt like him, and for good reason😅 please dont feel pressured to answer, cause rose is kinda mean😅. Id completely understand if you delete this ask :3!)

...Is 50,000 Thaumarks okay to give you? 0_0

[llondonfog]

Hii it’s me again for the meme fic ask what about a scenario for the potion!au where Lilia learns Silver is missing and is just blasting Crowley’s office door down demanding how this happened

[✐meme] three sentence fic meme

by the time that crowley had been old enough to know anything, the general had already become something of a folklore legend, a lone phantom who had taken his leave into the dark, protective shield of the briar valley forests, never to emerge again. to fae far and wide, it would have been impossible in those days to have graduated through a very lengthy childhood without one time or another pretending to be the nightmare general of briar valley and his stalwart companions, driving back the poison taint that threatened their ancient existence— to imagine what horrendous foes and wicked creatures they had to overcome in their desperate, cursed bid to save the queen.

it is something much more frightening than the stories of the old general that bursts into his office like a vengeful whirlwind, doors cracking in protest against the stone wall as they tremble meekly against their hinges, and his poor desk is seized within the crushing grip of a rigid pair of clawed, white-knuckled hands.

(not the maple top, he mourns, a near tear glinting behind his mask as the glossy wood creaks ominously)

"where is my son," lilia vanrouge snarls at him with all the fury and fear of a panicked father, and crowley quails miserably behind his rapidly splintering desk. "what have you allowed to happen, where is my son?!"

oh, sevens above, how was he to explain this?

[catwouthats]

Now that season 2 is over TIME FOR GOOD OMENS SEASON 3 PREDICTIONS!!

(Good Omens 2 spoilers)

Crowley is gonna have that feeling of loneliness now that he is on his own side again. So he is going to go to the only people that understand his situation for help and unfortunately for him it’s the same people that originally wanted to kill him and his ex husband.

So I predict Ineffable Bureaucracy will inevitably parent Crowley a little and will be on his side if/when Aziraphale does something even more stupid!

(I can also easily imagine Adam young just chilling and than all of the sudden seeing Gabriel and Beelzebub (the beings who tried to get him to END THE FUUCKING WORLD) on a date and than he just goes “HELL NO” and just walks the other way.)

[sayuri-of-the-valley]

Look, evidence #1: the little inhale

Evidence #2: the script itself. Interesting that Crowley compares himself to an ox in the FOLLOWING EPISODE

Evidence #3: even the EYES Michael Sheen acted the same way 😭

Now let's talk about the second coming indeed

if aziraphale reacted like that when he discovered food, rip crowley when he discovers sex

[glassiskies]

so…um. how are we feeling good omens fans

[gooseinsoup]

suggestion box

[and-his-hands-were-24-crows]

They're Not Talking

Happy Season 3, friendos.

[cramopener]

“Good Omens Season 2 will be quiet, and gentle, and romantic.”

[bigmamag]

Ok sorry but why is no one talking about Aziraphale’s most bad ass scene in the entire fucking show? Like yes I know it was hot when he corrected his name when Furfur was butchering it and yes it’s amazing, but how are we all sleeping on the utter majesty of

My brothers and sister in Christ. The growl. The stance. Did he swap again with Crowley? No, that is pure, raw bastard angel, serving up fresh cunt. If he had been holding his flaming sword in this scene, I would be posting this from the grave. Crowley would have instantly jizzed his pants and fell to the floor useless if he had seen this. This bitch ain’t soft, he’s rock hard and ready to FUCK. YOU. UP.

[writtenin-blood]

I was thinking about how Crowley's idea of people falling in love is them standing together in the rain and I just kept thinking about these

But also I remembered the first gos2 poster we got was

THIS

Just a couple standing in the rain looking up at the stars- which they witnessed the birth of together

I hate it here

[azirafuck]

"god gave crowley snake eyes so he couldn't really see aziraphale's love for him" well ""god"" gave me -5.50 in both eyes but I would have still seen or at least perceived an angel begging to give me head while I drive

[thatskindarough]

Just imagine there are rain noises

[favouritefi]

Can you forgive me?