#rio atsv

[mentally-retired]

if i was in the spiderverse i would bully the shit out of miguel for bullying a 15 year old like you are a grown ass man i am calling miles mom actually you can talk to her about this lets see what rio has to say about you attacking her son

side note i really want rio to meet miguel after finding out what miguel did to her son i want that so bad i want her to get pissed at miguel please its all i need

[coreyis-awesome]

My wife guys

[blankandscribble]

I NEED Rio Morales, certified Latina Mom, to WHIP MIGUEL'S ASS

As a child of a Hispanic mother, my mom has gone into detail about how she would literally destroy anyone who hurt her kids. Rio?!! After her speech about how much she loves her boy and how important he is to her??!!! If she finds out what Miguel did, there will be BLOODSHED. She is going to DESTROY that man. Her earrings will come out because she means business. Miguel really should have known better. I don't care how dummy thicc you are, NO ONE forgets the wrath of la chancla. Spiderman or not, he's going to be fucking CRAWLING when Rio is done with him. And he fucking deserves it.

[crowsmurderz]

thinking abt this scene in itsv when miles' sneaks into his room after peter's death & jeff starts lecturing him but rio takes miles' side immediately, sensing just how upset he is.. she is such a great and understanding mom.. i'm kinda jealous lol

[thelittlethings28]

Hold up Hold up Hold up.

Anyone notice Rio in Earth-42 has green eyes and our Rio (I am too tired to research which earth) has brown eyes?

[orangeispice]

I'm back with another crack meme, let's see how well this one does

If it does as well as my New Yorker Post then I'll make a navigation list for the memes :D

Bonus:

[bold-embrace]

How much longer can you keep lying

[quozacheese]

i like drawing miguel being uncomfortable and awkward

[pandadrake]

Okay future boy. They should hang out.

(Jefferson completely absorbing everything his Spider-man says is peak. Miles, all your dad wants is to listen to you. Water you doin'?)

[beeteal]

every swing, every web, all at once

[completely-static]

I never truly realized how much of a height difference there was between each movie

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

hobie meeting rio: oh im so happy to meet you mrs.morales. mm, is that pasta? it smells bloody amazing.

hobie meeting jeff: hi jeff. stares directly into his eyes, slightly squinting

[killlerfang1]

The Puerto Rican flag showing up when Rio snaps at Miles for getting a B in Spanish is such a fun little example of the incredible attention to detail in this movie

[lu-cider]

here's some ATSV meme redraws!! (o^^o)

(feedback on the ALT text is welcomed with open arms)

[cubedmango]

miles + comic-con

[k-kroomie]

When Miles gets mad, he speaks Spanish. And I'm talking bout that, "Rio is mad about to beat somebody ass" type of Spanish. That's how any spider-person knows they've pissed him off.

And it scares a good amount of them too because he's acting like somebody Mama snapping his fingers when they aren't paying attention to what he is saying, pacing back and fourth, shaking his head, mumbling stuff ect.

But you know Miles, he is switching back and forth from Spanish and English. Which makes them like 10times more scary. Because to them it's like "I understand you man and I'm sorry," then it's "I lost you- what did you say!? What am I supposed to do!? Oh my gosh!!" And he ends ever angry rant with either, "Don't do that shit again" or "do you understand me" (like I said - like somebody's mama)

And Hobie? Hobie is the biggest instigator, so if he so happens to hear, walk by, be in the room whatever- he will back up Miles all the way. Because he thinks Miles looks cute when he gets mad. Yea, he's scarying the crap out of whoever he's screaming at, but to Hobie, it's cute. The way his face is scrunched up and the way he's probably cussing the person out. Hobie doesn't understand him but he backs him up all the way even if Miles is wrong.

Bonus:

Miguel agrees with everything Miles is saying when he's mad because he found out that Miles got a B in Spanish, so he is shocked when Miles comes into his office one day going on a full rant (in Spanish) about some of the spider-people who where being openingly racist. Miguel is so shocked that he doesn't say anything, making Miles walk out of the room to sit them straight himself.

And ever since then, Miguel just agrees every time he hears Miles say, "Right, Tio!?" And he records and sends it to Rio.(I believe that Miguel, MJ and Rio have become Mom Friends you can't change my mind-)