#ride that train dude !!
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the training montage in crossroads re-ignited a headcanon i had of geralt waking up and doing gymnastics, performing kickflips and mid-air spins around on a fencepost outside an hour before sunrise to ‘limber up,’ and bleary-eyed dandelion wrapping himself up in a blanket to be like "heyyy... what the hell are you doing 💖"
#if you're wondering what kind of moves he's doing he's standing on a fencepost and doing your typical flexibility stretches#but alternating between reps of stretches with kickflips from one post to the other#like ciri training in kaer morhen#i'm not going to lie witchers are cool but fandom ruined them a bit for me and now crossroads has given me that childlike wonder back#because fandom heard 'physical ability and stamina' and did you know what with it#but the agility and precision of witchers remain so underrated. as part of the deconstruction of the superhuman trope#geralt doesnt really show off as much in the books and does cool stuff only when needed but#like when (mentioned) he hit the rat in the darkness with his thrown fork... as a party trick#and killing renfri's men in the market at blaviken... and killing the scoia'tael on thanedd#and RUNNING ALONG THE BRIDGE on the battle of the bridge#and the nilfgaardians were amazed and they WERE AMAZED AS THEY DIED!!!!!!!!#and killing rience's mercenaries who didn't know who they were fighting so they were like hey what the fuck... what the fuck#i'm literally back to witcher 101 basics here. nothing interesting to contribute but like a little boy i am just smiling and saying#'dude geralt of rivia is soooo cool he can like fight a bunch of guys with his sword'#half of me wants to seek deeper themes and half of me is just like YOOO GERALT SO COOL !!#listen... there is a time to plant a time to reap#a time to analyze and a time to geek#i should probably just watch a bunch of ballet or best of gymnastics comps and i'll find what i'm looking for#also sorry CROSSROADS OF RAVENS SPOILERS artamon dying was a hilarious moment i know it was like oooh this will have consequences#but it was nice to have the evil antagonist get merked in the sme chapter as he's fucking introduced#and not even by mature experienced geralt but by some literal eighteen year-old who he tried pulling a fast one on#1) i was happy that sapkowski didn't drag it out terribly. this was humorous and refreshing after in season of storms#2) geralt almost riding off but having a feeling to go back... listen i know it's so cliche and it's giving lady of the lake chapter 4#where he eavesdrops in the caves under castle zubarran and just happens to hear stefan skellen reveal that vilgefortz was in castle stygga#but it also was satisfying to me because after reading the hussite trilogy#where reynevan (stupid and young man; like geralt here) DOES NOT LEARN after several. SEVERAL lessons#i was honestly worried for a second that we were going to get a reynevan moment. but no. because this is geralt and not reynevan#and seeing geralt develop critical thinking skills in real time was not only satisfying but a bit funny#and yes nostalgiabaiting me#like omggggg yesss his detective skills yesss that's so geralt of him
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Fascinated with how the localization of Ace Attorney desperately wants you to believe it’s set in America despite it clearly being a satire of the Japanese legal system and has cases set in obviously Japanese locations
#the localization: dude trust me we are so in america rn this is literally california lol#the game: *literally making me look around a rural japan village that’s only an hour train ride away from the wright and co office*#*several things that don’t happen in american court but do in japanese court*#*just all around very obviously set in japan*#localization: yep definitely America all right :)#ace attorney
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they'll say they made a "magical girl show but with a dark twist" then you look and it turns out to just be blatant disrespect
#magical girl#text#not all “dark magical girl” obviously#they want to ride the PMMM train but failed to realize why PMMM worked#and they already look down on the magical girl genre so they use it as an excuse to insult it#just say you hate young girls dude
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So. So so sick today. Here’s a video of our resident pine marten getting freed from the dumpster after accidentally getting locked in
#his name is Paul and while he is very much a Wild Animal he’s pretty socialized and chill#there’s an old dude here who I always see riding a motorized skateboard he made with a joint in his mouth#and I saw him outside one day and he made this clicking noise with his throat#and the pine marten just like. came right up to him and chilled on the bench#apparently every night he brings it snacks and he’s trying to train him a bit#my right tonsil is a Balloon#my muscles are sore from this last week (mud season is no joke but we are Fulfilled)#last night I fell asleep at 8 pm. then I woke up at 2 am. then 3. then 5. then 7. then 2 pm#I wanna write. I wanna draw. but I’m so high on pain meds and The Devils Lettuce#clownboy decree#clowns zoo
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Okay but I’m genuinely so excited to see more of Gabriel Luna’s Tommy because I know he’s gonna be so fucking scary in the second season
#like HAVE YOU SEEN HIM LEARNING TO RIDE THE HORSE#DO YOU KNOW THE TOMMY LORE#THAT MAN IS A SNIPER#THAT MAN IS COMBAT TRAINED#THAT MAN IS GONNA BE A FATHER WATCHING A LITTLE GIRL LOSE HER DAD AND HIS BROTHER#dude it’s so over#tommy miller#tlou2
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ewww canadian 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 yucky maple syrup and igloo house!!!! (i live in scarborough.)
YOOOOOO WE’RE NEIGHBOURS!!!!!!
#HELLO!!!!!!!!#im in oshawa dude we’re like a forty five min train ride away that’s so cool 😎#i am probably going to end up in scarborough in the next couple of years too lol#bc teachers college available jobs apartments i can almost afford etc etc#anyways i was very excited to read that my head did the !! sound#ask
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Just walked out of Dune Part 2 and yall....
I'm more upset now than I was walking out of The Last Jedi
They took the story and burned it.
#i dont understand how you can mess that badly#justice for alia#4/10 because the visuals were stunning and the worm rides were awesome#the rest was trash#waste of money#waste of time#dune#dune part two#they were trying so hard to avoid the white savior thing in a story that fuckin revolves around a literal white savior#frank herbert was a racist ill grant you#and dude had more sensitivity than this fuckin train wreck#chani got zero progression#alia had zero screentime#they rushed EVERYTHING#and now theyre trying to bring in dune messiah when they could have just stuck with the first book story#that was already in three parts!!!#now if you'll excuse me#im going to go watch the scifi mini series from 2000 to cleanse my mind
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Hmm should I take a book maybe? I probably won’t even get the time to read and it’s a short event and it’ll just be an extra thing to carry arou — take the book. Take The Book.
#this is a note to self actually#atleast i can read on my phone#i am on a twenty-four hour train ride and the next six days are gonna be tough#you always end up needing the book#bookblr#there are currently four marauder-coded young dudes in my compartment#bookworm#bookish#books#reading#writers on tumblr#i hope you have a great day
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kawareeeeeeeeeee~~~~~~~~~
#(aka me when my acid burns randomly start throbbin’ when i bend over :( it’s very inconvenient)#in other news this week absolutely s u c k s can i trade it in for a better one—#first there was that acid spill. which. like. ouch???? but the mark is still there and is apparently very obvious. which sucks#then the day after the acid attack™️ meself and one other guy were called out under the assumption that we were doing unnecessary overtime#with the ‘unnecessary’ part running off the basis that there’s a low sample volume bc one single monday had fewer samples than usual#and we were singled out j u s t because our taxi claims for last month were through the roof due to the fact that we live across the country#like??? hellooo????? why are you treating it like it’s my fault that i have to pay upwards of $24 (at least) to get home???#and??? excuse????? why are you extrapolating the previous day’s sample volume to the previous month’s workload as a whole????#but. m a n. the way the mildly higher up lady abruptly shouted at me for asking a question just. pissed me off. for some reason.#she was talking in circles regarding the future of our taxi claims#so i asked if we (now) had to submit a second claims form for the transport company dudes to compensate us#and she yelled at me to stop talking before i could finish :( sadded and annoyed tbh#though i get the feeling that she hasn’t liked me ever since i left some results she asked for between her desk and some other guy’s desk#and someone else had placed their notebook or sth atop it so she couldn’t find it. and she blamed me for it. ha.#that was a few weeks ago though. so. hm. i wonder if she’s still mad about that…#either way. i applied for a couple of jobs that are closer to my place bc screw travelling across the country for an hour every day#s c r e w hour-long train rides i’d rather sleep#i prolly won’t even get the other jobs but. oh well. that’s life ig
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riddle me this why the FUCK is it that I haven’t been able to like. Get Into reading anything as of late, despite being on paper enthused about it (*cough*If We Were Villains*cough*)
but fucking. fucking Snuff , by Chuck Palahniuk , that I read in like three hours on the train ?
#idk man something about that dudes writing style gets me I guess#I’ve got Choke sitting at home too so we’ll see how we go with that#it could also be the train thing. it could also be that. bc I read fight club in like three hours on a train ride also#I guess we’ll never know#ANYWAY all this to say it’s actually a pretty decent book#original content? on MY blog? it’s more likely than you think
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watching avatar 2 on a whim and it was immediately noticeable, that this is just lawrence of arabia?
#13 or so yrs in the works and they take plot from lawrence of arabia???#im only a few min in but come on#army dude leading native forces against an enemy w more firepower#blowing up trains#guerilla warfare#riding on animals not vehicles
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main thing that scares me about moving to the west is that i'm so used to the comforts here that i won't be able to adapt. like what if i move to a city that doesn't have door to door public transport that literally costs like 3 pennies and this gum i found
#n just in general even the stuff that's like. technically less developed here#like i haaate how the west barely has paper based anything anymore#like FUCK you let me hold my train/bus/whatever ticket in my hand im gonna explode irl i hate screens#also cash going more and more out of fashion when so many places don't even take card here....#i haaaate technology and modernisation and everything being online#DUDE I WENT TO A CAFE IN CARDIFF THAT DIDNT HAVE MENUS AND ASKED ME TO SCAN A QR CODE#DUDE IM NOT DOING THAT. JUST GET ME A HOT CHOCOLATE???#i literally had to be like my phone can't even scan qr codes what is this😭#they terrify meeee stop moving everything online please please please please please#if i move somewhere where you have to scan stuff to eat and get groceries and ride the bus im moving home#barking
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ridin round town
#aesthetic#gothic#grunge#goth aesthetic#goth guy#grunge aesthetic#i miss 2014#likeforlikes#2014 nostalgia#gothic style#train#train ride#goth dude#goth#skinhead#skin#scarmille
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when there is not a functional passenger train system in your country.
#i know technically we Have one but not really?#it sucks so bad here dude. i should be able to ride a train to austin instead of taking a SEVEN AND A HALF HOUR BUS RIDE#.txt
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have some chocolate mousse cake! i hope you feel better soon. the apathy part of the backsliding sucks so much.
Thank you my dude I needed this so bad, that looks delicious and I hope you enjoy! Thankfully the 3am messaging this morning was part of me getting my mojo back, so hopefully you'll see the fruits of that labour soon 😅
#love you dude#ALSO ITS LATE WHERE YOU ARE PLS REST#in good news tho im trying to ve more positive generally#like yes i have an essay in next week thats gonna kill me BUT. i just need to scrape a pass.#and im running a dnd game for the first time tomorrow so hopefully thats fun :D#everything's gonna be okay y'know#in three months time i'll be 21 and seeing hozier live. that shits dope.#the internet friend i've had since i was 11 (!!!) is now only a train ride from me. how cool is that?#trying to break through that apathy bit by bit yknow#sorry this got rambly but THANK YOU AGAIN#i hope you're doing good and even if you're not that you can see the good things coming 💚#nate talks
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