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Cars need to start being different colors again this is an epidemic

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I want to clarify that this blog is not anti-public fruit trees. It is pro-serpent.

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hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

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sorry. what the fuck was that?

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she jack off my trades till im master of none

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being part of a small fandom is the shit, everybody say heyyyy

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what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

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Like/reblog if you think that you don't need to medically transition to be transgender

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Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

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is there a way to eat a croissant that does not involve the indignity of bathing in croissant flakes

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i should get a special treat whenever i successfully “i have food at home” myself. a treat like a special snack i do not have at home.

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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

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I just met a mother of an autistic child who thinks vaccines cause autism but is still pro-vaccine. Didn't know ppl like her existed tbh

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"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

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Forgot my friend was sending me money and forgot about the concept of abbreviations and nicknames and was really scared by her "hey baby boy I need your pp" text.