#richas my fucking beloved

[cellgatinbo]

spin the child

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

i've mentioned here and there that i made a relationships/dynamic spreadsheet. i have finally put it to use. look on my Works, ye mighty, and despair.

-extra note: i am not omniscient and i cannot watch every stream. i may have missed a sibling declaration or two.

-extra extra note: i currently speak only english and used google translate for the rest. if theres a translation error I'd love to know- i wont be able to go back and fix these, but im always so curious about how accurate google translate can be

extra extra note pt 2: do. do other languages use guardian as in "legal guardian" as in "not a family member but still Primary Caregiver of child" because i am suddenly aware those translations might not be correct. on the other hand tho if google translate decided that the parents are guarding warriors of the eggs im not going to argue

[fitpacs]

A Day With Richarlyson

Summary: With Pac and Ramon away for the night, Fit and Richarlyson spend some much needed father and son time together.

Genre: Family Fluff

(a not-so surprise birthday present for my beloved @hepbaestus !)

((written in collaboration with the super talented @shen-mu who has created beautiful accompanying art on their blog!!))

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“And you’re sure you’ll be okay? All of you?” Pac asks, pressing his lips together as he studies Fit’s face.

Fit rolls his eyes. “You’re asking if we’ll be okay if you go on an overnight trip? It’s already early evening!”

Richarlyson, stood beside Fit, places a sign.

‘just go, we won’t let him get into too much trouble kkkkkkkk’

Pac smiles and crouches down.

Both eggs immediately rush to stand in front of him.

Pac straightens out Richarlyson’s jersey and Ramon’s meathead, and gathers the two in a quick hug.

“Oh for god’s sake, we’re going for science materials, we’re not on our fucking deathbeds!” Tubbo shouts, from where he sits on a nearby wall, and taps his heels against the bricks impatiently. Beside him, Mike snickers.

Fit flips the two off before diverting his attention back to his family, and the familiar warmth blooms in his chest at the sight.

Pac stands back up and smiles warmly at Fit.

“Guess i��ve gotta go,” he says.

“Guess you do,” Fit nods. “Stay safe.”

Pac grins. “Please, Fitch,” he flexes his muscles. “Like anything would stand a chance against me.”

Fit prays to every deity that may exist that Pac does not notice the way he gulps.

Pac then winks and jogs over to Tubbo and Mike, and the three set off walking in the opposite direction.

Ramon and Richarlyson wave, and Pac waves back before Tubbo forcibly turns Pac back around to avoid him tripping over a boulder.

Once they are out of sight, both eggs look up at Fit.

“Right, Ramon, are you still having your sleepover with Empanada and Sunny?” Fit asks, and Ramon jumps in place before placing a sign.

‘yea, sunny will be upset with tubbo gone so i’ll comfort her’

“You’re a good brother, kid,” Fit smiles at his son. “But make sure one of Empanada’s moms messages me if you need anything.”

‘i won’t need anything but sure. have a good night :D’

Ramon barely finishes destroying his sign before Richas places his.

‘we will! have fun!’

“Have fun, Ramon,” Fit smiles, and Ramon nods before retrieving his warp stone and teleporting away.

He looks down at Richas, who is facing him in turn. The egg then begins dancing, as he frequently does.

Fit laughs. “Setting the pace for the rest of the night, huh?”

Richas jumps up and spins in the air before placing a sign.

‘can we play tag?’

“Sure!” Fit replies. “I have to warn you, though, i’m quicker than I look. You won’t win this war.”

Richas destroys his sign and throws his weight against Fit’s legs before he runs away.

“Guess i’m the tagger, huh?” Fit laughs as he sets off after the little egg. “I won’t hold back, Richas!”

Richas, having already gained a considerable distance, begins dancing in the middle of a flowerbed in what Fit assumes is a taunt.

It works.

—

It turns out, Fit absolutely will not win this war.

He practically wheezes against a tree as Richas strolls over, and tosses a water bottle at his feet. He accepts it gratefully and chugs the water, and slides down to the ground.

“I underestimated you,” Fit smiles through his rapid breaths. “I forgot you have…” he pauses for a moment, and begins counting on his fingers. “Six parents running around after you all the time.”

He pauses again. “That’s right, right? Six?”

Richas collapses to the floor dramatically and places a sign.

‘i don’t even know at this point KKKKKKK’

Fit laughs and Richarlyson jumps back up and into an elaborate dance move.

He, somehow whilst still performing the move, gets right in Fit’s face, in a silent yet very real challenge.

“You want a dance off?” Fit asks, and Richas nods.

Fit can hear multiple islanders’ laughs, shouts and squeals in the distance, meaning they are too close for him to even consider dancing.

“If we go somewhere where nobody can take incriminating photos of me dancing, you’re on. I will get my revenge.”


The excited jump Richas does after he says this is enough to make Fit’s heart swell - whenever he makes Ramon or Richas happy, he feels some sense of accomplishment that he never came close to feeling at any point in the wasteland.

‘FOLLOW ME!’ Richas writes before taking off in a fast run.

—

“You’re unbeatable,” Fit holds up his hands in surrender, from where is slumped against another tree - sweat pouring down his face and breaths coming out rapidly. “You know what I did before coming to the island, right?”

Richas sits on the ground opposite him.

‘killed people!’

Fit gently bites the inside of his cheek. “It had a bit more finesse to it than that, Richas. Ever heard the term mercenary?”

‘yeah but killing people sounds cooler’

“Only if they deserve it, that’s the difference,” Fit points at the egg. “Let that be a lesson from me to you, Richarlyson.”

‘i am educated >:D’

“You have some of the best and smartest parents on the island, you’re definitely educated,” Fit smiles.

Richarlyson simply nods.

‘can i ask you something?’

“Of course,” Fit replies, leaning back against the tree and stretching out his legs. “Anything.”

‘you said six parents before, right?’

Fit nods. “Yeah, your first four dads, Bagi and Roier.”

There is a pause before Richas moves again.

‘i have seven parents’

Fit’s breath catches in his throat, and his heart swells. It’s not a conversation they’ve had before - Ramon began calling Pac pai extremely early into Fit and Pac’s relationship, but Fit and Richarlyson weren’t at that stage yet, and Fit had decided he’d let Richas decide the pace.

“Richarlyson, you don’t need to say that if it’s too soon-“

Fit’s cut off by the egg throwing one of his many plushies at the man, hitting him straight in the forehead.

‘don’t ruin the moment KKKKKK’

He then runs into Fit’s arms and hugs him tightly. Fit can feel the tears pricking the back of his eyes, but wills them away using every ounce of inner strength he can muster. He hugs Richas back, and they stay in the embrace for at least a solid minute.

It’s Richas that steps back first.

“I’m honoured to be your dad, Richarlyson,” Fit smiles.

‘yeah, you and half the island xD’

Fit laughs heartily as Richas breaks into an impromptu dance.

“True as that may be,” Fit shrugs. “My point stands.”

Richas stops dancing.

‘and i’m honoured to be your son…. now that you and pai told me you’re dating’

Fit rubs the back of his neck and laughs nervously. “I thought Pac was going to tell you, I swear! I told Ramon and Pac was going to tell you!”

‘mhm sureeee but all this emotions talk has me sleepy’

“You sure it’s the emotional talk and not the fact you’ve been on the move for the past few hours?”

‘nope it’s the emotions talk’

Just as he’s about to write something else, Richas yawns loudly, though he tries to stifle it.

It’s an action that takes the rest of his resolve with it, as he simply makes grabby hands in Fit’s direction.

“You want me to carry you?” Fit asks for clarity, and Richas nods sleepily, still reaching for him.

And so Fit sweeps the dragon-hybrid into his arms and slings his backpack over his shoulder, and begins walking in the direction of their home.

As they walk, Fit hums various lullabies to help Richas sleep - a tactic that works a little too well as he begins snoring in only a couple of minutes.

It turns out that Richarlyson is just as hyperactive when asleep as he is when he’s awake - he constantly tosses and turns, and kicks in his sleep, resulting in Fit almost dropping him once.

But all Fit does is smile, as he carries on walking and smiling down at his sleeping son.

He dares to use the word aloud when he tucks Richarlyson into bed, with it being Pac’s usual night to have him overnight.

“Goodnight, son,” he says, smiling widely as the word falls from his tongue so naturally. “Kick ass in dreamland.”

Richarlyson - either having heard him or in the weirdest coincidence ever - snuggles further into the bedding and lifts an arm in a sleepy wave.

Fit’s smile doesn’t drop once he leaves the room - he wonders if he’ll ever stop smiling, but doesn’t see a reason to stop anytime soon.

After receiving confirmation from Bagi that Ramon is sleeping soundly with Empanada and Sunny, and confirmation from Pac that he, Mike and Tubbo arrived at their destination, Fit allows himself to relax.

He falls asleep soon after, with hazy dreams of golden futures that might actually be in reach.

[greyyson-but-no]

ohhh eggos. huevos. ovos. what a fucking journey its been, that's for sure. from the first day we met you, you won our hearts over. silly little admins playing silly little children eggs that caused just as much mischief as their parents (nearly). let's not forget that philza nearly got dapper instead of chayanne, that would have been a completely different outcome, for sure.

it's really sad that people like cellbit and felps never got to say goodbye to richas. or that missa never got to say goodbye to chay and llulah. or that roier and mariana never got to see pepito again. and it's really fucking sad that this all happened after we (aka me) thought everything was getting better. oh how wrong I was.

though, I am glad that the admins got to leave on their own accord. that they said, hey, this has been great but its time to leave. and while it is sad, let's be happy for them as look forward to the future of qsmp (I say with tears streaming from my eyes lmao)

in honour of the egg event ending, here's a couple of my favourite moments. (most of these will be chay and tallulah since I main phil):

chayanne and phil showing llulah rose's sanctuary

richas, pomme and philza planning to go rescue cellbit and baghera from purgatory

chayanne and missa getting robbed and held at gunpoint by ratackity

every time cellbit gave lullah a flower when they greeted each other (underrated duo for sure, there's so much behind them)

just in general, those times cellbit took care of lullah and chayanne when phil was away

philza seeing code!chay and code!llulah and immediately knowing it wasn't actually them (we love a good father)

phil officially adopting lullah (both times)

slimecicle meeting sunny for the first time and somehow still managing to misclick

misclickduo and juanaflippa in general

all of the dead eggs actually, juana, trump, tilin and bobby chingon!!

bagi screaming at the purgatory!worker when em lost a life during the post-purgatory fights with morning crew

niki and chayanne speaking german together!

every single death family moment, no matter the context, they really were the perfect family, and I will miss them with everything I have

it's very late for me now, so I'm going to end this here, but I don't think this is the end of qsmp. I don't think this is the end of the ccs shenanigans, or hardcore!philza lore he'll bring over, or bbh!demon lore. I don't think it's the end of events or anything like that.

now, more than ever, we need trust. just because the beloved ovos are gone, doesn't mean qsmp ends. we need to understand that wasn't the point of the server, and though it may have become that, now it will revert back to its original purpose: uniting languages and people from different countries. it will continue. just without the eggs. we'll miss you eggos, and

thank you admins for everything you did. it couldn't have been the same without you all o/

[homocrafting]

turns out whatever instinct in me makes me want to make tma aus is unstoppable and all consuming. so here's qsmp tma au focused on the brazillians:

cellbit- he HAS to be the archivist ok this man is so eye aligned it's not even funny. HOWEVER because qcellbit and fcell are the same person, Events happened to him before he became the Archivist, ala from the archives grian. local paranormal enthusiast finds dead half eaten bodies, gets arrested for it (he SWEARS he didn't eat those people), goes to prison for 10 years, goes nuts (becomes F!Cell), kills himself in the island, wakes up in his room and Felps tells him "bro you disappeared for 10 days are you ok" and he's just like. What.

Worth mentioning that he fucking speedruns the archives. also known as the qsmp. Cucurucho, who is kind of like elias but a bit less (I inagine the Host would be elias, wjoever they are), thinks "wooo new archivist I wonder how long it'll take them to find out abt the horrors" and then cellbit shows up 3 days later running on 2 hours of sleep and 20 mugs of coffee with a consipracy board connecting a bunch of statements and theorizing about entities

ALSO the web is around him like all the time. if you pay attention there's at least 2 spiders near him at all times, usually hidden because he squishes them when he sees them. he's tangled in the web of lies that is the plot I'm making for this au and his ass is NOT beating it

Felps- Stranger type of guy who doesn't even know and takes like. a year to realise something's up with him. don't worry abt it ok I don't know why he's stranger-y to me either. it's the vibes just trust me

Mike- ok so. I am Very unsure for pac and mike, PLUS I've not seen herobrine a lenda, which means I don't know all their backstory, BUT I'm thinking Lonely for Mike, so far? he kind of distances himself from everyone after richas dies with him, so far is the only person I've not seen much gay happenings happen to, tends to disappear to fuckall nowhere apparently, as one does. also the fact that, back in prison, he seemed to have the most difficulty connecting with others.

also, the Desolation hates him personally. he doesn't know why. his house has burnt down thrice. he gets burnt by the littlest things for no reason. he's banned from the kitchen. an avatar of the desolation tried to kill him once. he watched his own son die in front of him. this is based on nothing from qsmp or anything I've seen Mike do I just think it's funny

Pac- I can only think of Vast and Spiral for him tee bee eich. Leaning heavily towards the Vast because, you know. gestures to the giant hide and seek maps, and also O RAIO, even though I have 0 context for that. he just... he explores the world and made giant hole (yeah yeah holes are the buried but consider: it's big.). it's his "I can show you the world" vibes. again dude just trust me

note abt tazercraft: both of them are very, very touched by the Spiral. reason? Chume Labs

Forever- I'm thinking either the Buried (mostly the digging aspect- he's destroyed a whole mountain and dug up and entire desert), or the Hunt (his intense hunt for Phil's love, the insane grinding that could be seen as hunting for resources, the werewolf hc my beloved). Leaning more towards the Hunt bc dogboyyyyy

The plot I have in mind is very different from the tma plot, but I'm not sure of everything yet, so for now you get this little bpnus :)

[CLICK]

[Cellbit]

We've been back from the Adoption Center for about a day now. Not a timely update, but things happened, and, well.

We found... we found a weird... creature. It- he? Acts human, although he can't talk. He communicates with us through a little notebook, and overall acts incredibly childish. He sure looks like a child. One with- with some material akin to... to egg shells as skin. He has hair, despite apparently being all... eggy. It's black and curly, covers his face. He doesn't like it when we try to move it away from there, but we're working on a safe way to see what's under there.

He seems not to know where he came from, but I know he's lying. It's- there's no way he doesn't, not with what he said, I don't care if Pac and Mike or, hell, Felps believes him, He called us fucking- he called us dads! That's the first fucking thing he said! It has to be some kind of trap, some kind of spy, I don't know yet but when I find out I'm going to fucking-

Shit. That wasn't too professional. Alright, where were we.

We brought him to the Institute. Forever and I weren't thrilled about the idea, but it was 3 against 2. I can't believe Felps would- I get Pac and Mike, there's something wrong with them I'm sure of it, but Felps? I underestimated his braincells. What am I talking about, he doesn't have any.

(Soft chuckle)

We, we named him Richarlyson, he seemed to like it. We asked his name first, but all he did was draw a- (Snort) a stick figure shrugging.

The only clothes he has are a singular oversized Brazil shirt. The moços and Felps want to go buy him clothes.

I don't know how they'll justify the kid having, I don't know, pure white hard skin, but they said not to worry about it, so I guess I won't! I won't. I fucking won't.

... I'm gonna follow them tomorrow. Just to be safe.

That's all for today, I'm gonna go- I'm going to check some statements, see if there's anything even remotely related to this.

This is Cellbit, Head Archivist of the QSMP, which I still don't known what stands for by the way, signing off.

[CLICK]

[kat-scribbles]

Bro I am UGLY crying over this. I missed the stream, but hearing that Tallulah, Chayanne, AND Richas are all leaving made my heart fucking drop. Tallulah was one of my favorite characters coming into qsmp (when Juanaflippa died I desperately needed a new egg to obsess over and Tallulah popped in just in time) and I spent so many hours thinking and pondering over how much I adored her. And after a while and in the current months of this year i was leaning away from qsmp out of an interest for other things, but a Death Family stream always kept me company and happy. I loved hearing Chayanne and Tallulah's silly jokes and conversations and the lore was ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL I MUST SAY. And now that the admins have left this project I am greatly devastated.

Farewell to these beloved eggs, you were wonderful characters. And thank you to all the admins for the incredibly hard effort and many hours of work put into making these characters so loved ❤️❤️❤️

[6flyingosprey6]

Since their polls are up, I am here to spread more of my tazercraft are 'betas' headcanon.

They both growl and purr all the time, vocal ass bitches. (<- partially inspired by the creature Pac hc). Richas and now Ramón have started copying the way they purr specifically.

They both smell vaguely like nature (even if their scents aren't particularly strong separate). Pac smells like roses, and Mike smells like petrichor (the smell after it rains). Though in reality it's hard to tell which of them smells like what since their scents are also so intertwined.

Maybe I'll write about them soon, I accidentally fell in love with my own headcanon.

YES CREATURE PAC MY BELOVED these two are so fucking vocal you have no idea they do not shut up it annoys the fuck out of anyone who isn't used to them

and I love your ideas for their scents! (i also didn't know that petrichor was a thing, very epic). My personal headcanon is that people were only able to figure out Pac's scent when Mike went missing/comatose for months.

[anartisticdreamer0]

(this will be a complete liveblog of what’s happening on elq’s pov)

HE WENT DOWN THE ELEVATOR AND THERES A WHOLE FACILITY.

he’s walking down a hallway with creepy music playing- it stopped. this is a long hallway. no music tho.

this is a ridiculously long hallway wtf. oh we get music again.

oh a room. is there a door? he disconnected? i heard a discord sound effect- OH HES TALKING.

(roier killed cellbit kekw)

he’s talking about how interesting despite how long he’s spent in purgatory he’s never seen such hypocrisy and sin. and that purgatory has done that on purpose that it has brought out the worst in people.

HES DYING OF THIRST HAHAHAHA HE HAD TO ASK THE ADMINS FOR WATER NO MAMES.

haha to make the drink “cool” he said these are the tears of god. he sounds a lot like the eyeball watcher thing.

we’re back to walking down long creepy hallways- oo stairs.

THE FUCKING EGGS. YOU MONSTER. ALL THE BABIES ARE HERE. he’s seeing if he knows all the babies. he doesn’t really remember their names but he knows who their parents are. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO POMME. he said no one loves pomme.

HES SAYING THE EGGS WERE ABANDONED THATS NOT TRUE YOU PRICK. pomme you amazing girl. she has complete faith in her parents, in etoiles, that they love her. ELQ YOU BITCH. the eggs still have signs btw. “stop talking about my dad” love you ramon. TALLULAHHHH MY BABY. why does he keep calling the daughters “hijo” bro wtf hija dude hija. lullah responded in spanish how interesting. she knows elq isn’t q WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST SAID SHES GONNA DIE.

there were mob sound effects of something dying. and weirdly enough those sounds lined up with a mob phil is attacking on the surface. interesting.

elq said all the parents are hypocrites and they will kill the other eggs to save their own kid. and how all the parents are not good people. chayanne is the only name he remembered immediately how weird.

poor leo. he didn’t even remember anything about her. “leo culero” love ya leo. richas our beloved. he wants to tell richas something and wants his full attention while saying it.

“there’s no big disturbance to the peace than a group of people who want to know something they shouldn’t” i believe that’s what he said. my spanish is not perfect.

he tells the eggs to stop hoping their parents will come get them, but that it’s up to them. that it’s nice to have faith. and that if they want to give a last message to their parents he might pass it on.

“BRASIL C-“ there was more but i wasn’t able to write it. it was richas tho

“mata es culero por mi” - leo

“my das will always better than you” - chayanne

“Give him hell Dad Fit.” - ramon

“Papa phil forgive me for not a bittersweet goodbye. Papi Wilbur. I miss you endlessly and I know we will reunite <3 ily” - tallulah

“quinta vez que me secuestran y aun asi esto es tan aburrido y sozo” - dapper

“I trust them. I believe in them. I love them. I miss them. And you. Don’t you dare hurt any of my siblings.” - pomme

he then says he has no further plans for them and that all of their parents are savages and they’re about to have a huge fight. i heard a sign get placed but elq didn’t check it out. at dapper’s he laughed remembering the time he captured him.

(why the hell did fit say they broke the geneva convention??)

elq asks something(?) if there’s anything more and to tell him then. nothing responds.

THE EYE SAYS ONLY THE LEADERS WILL FIGHT. 1v1 pvp. nothing off the table.

after the announcement elq’s stream ends.

[cosmic-d1ce]

More AU

Thank god for bbh we love him

Ph1lzA is bleeding.

Bad made a run for it the moment he saw the message. He checked the map, picked up Dapper and ran. Nobody had seen or heard from Phil in a while, a long while. They'd heard of him, from the Brazilians and occasionally Quackity, but never from him. Of course, Bad wanted to help Phil but he also wanted to talk to him.

Set the record straight.

Work out what's actually going on. Why he really left.

As Bad got closer, the yelling got louder. Not from Phil. Phil was silent.

Wilbur.

Bad had to step in before he had to watch Phil be murdered by his own son.

He put Dapper down before intervening. "Hey! Calm down, what's going on?"

"STAY OUT OF IT, HALO."

Bad stepped between Wilbur and Phil, pushing Wilbur back gently. "Let's not kill each other, ay?" He tried to laugh but he'd be lying if he said he wasn't afraid.

Wilbur stared at him for a while before taking a breath and looking back to Phil.

"Fuck you. Fuck your new boyfriend. And fuck that kid."

Then, he turned on his heel and left.

Bad wanted to stop him, call out and resolve this, but he didn't think Wilbur would want to hear it.

He turned in time to see Richarlyson jump into Phil's arms. He noticed how Phil struggled to hold him, how he trembled as he hugged the kid.

"Phil?"

Phil jumped, as if he'd forgotten that Bad was there. "...Bad." His voice was hoarse, weak. It seemed like he struggled to say even that one word.

"What... What was that about? Are you okay?" Bad asked as Dapper ran back to his side.

"Tallulah died." Phil hardly manages to force the words out. Dapper's hand ball into fists, holding Bad's pants at the reminder. Bad put a hand on his back for comfort.

Bad hummed, "Mhm... So... Why was Wilbur mad at you? Wasn't Forever the one that... Y'know." He shrugged, unable to say the words. After seeing Dapper's death, Bad had really not been able to stomach the idea of an egg dying.

Phil glanced at Bad, then back down at Richas, huddled close in his arms. He hesitated.

"It's my fa-" His voice gave out and made him cough. He hugged Richas tighter. "I could've-" cough "st-stopped him."

Bad saw tears in his eyes before he turned his head into Richas' hair to avoid his gaze.

"You weren't there, Philza, it wasn't your fault-"

"I made him do it! I... I let her die. I told him to."

Bad's heart sank. As much as he'd hate to believe that Phil would do such a thing, his guilt seemed far too real. Far too genuine. Had he really been the one that caused it? The breaking of an egg so beloved? Her own grandfather?

No.

Certainly not.

Something buzzed.

Phil jumped.

"I have to go." He said. He adjusted Richas and left quickly.

Bad almost didn't notice his limp.

[beababoobies]

The Sun Sets Over You, My Dear.

This has been cross-posted on A03! Feel free to read from there if you prefer the formatting.

No Trigger Warnings, just fluffy guapoduo, my beloveds.

Word Count: 1.1k

Cellbit feels his eyes slowly open, blinking a couple times as he rubs them, trying to adjust his vision, remember what’s going on around him at the moment.

Luckily for him, the most precious, beautiful, and loving man in the world lays softly next to him, reminding him of his current situation, snoring like an idiot, drool falling out of the corner of his mouth and landing softly on the pillows next to him, in some sort of gross waterfall. But it’s His Husband. It’s Roier, so he couldn’t mind less, because he’s waking up next to his husband. Soft and gently, he curls his tail around his sleeping husband’s back, pulling him even closer into his arms.

He doesn’t dare make a single noise, watching his beautiful boy’s chest rise and fall slowly, a small confused grunt leaving his mouth, and Cellbit knows he’s fucked up. Sleepily stretching out, his husband stretches his palm out against his face, pushing it away, making him chuckle lightly.

“Desculpe, Guapito.” Cellbit mutters into his hand, kissing his palm softly and nuzzling into it with a soft purr. While he expects his husband to grumpily mutter under his breath and tuck himself back into his arms, immediately falling back asleep, Roier moves away with a groan, moving closer to the other side of the bed and farther away from his husbands embrace.

Oh. Did he do something wrong? Cellbit knows his husband loves sleep, and doesn’t really like being woken up, but normally he’d brush it off and just whine about in the morning. He was used to his insomnia now. And now since it’s two a.m, his husband just moved away from him, and he hasn’t gotten more than an hour of sleep, he lets himself spiral slowly.

Okay, so I’m getting a divorce. The love of my life is leaving me. What if something happens to him? What if it’s something I did wrong. I know- I’m well aware I’m far from perfect; but this feels absurd. Didn’t he realize I was like this from our first date? Did I give him the wrong impression? I knew I was unlovable. This proves it. What if he wants to get separate beds? Am I even going to be able to sleep without him?

“Gatinho? Mm.. do you think you could turn the AC up, man? I’m dying here.” A sweet voice mutters from the other side of the bed, and he snaps out of his thoughts, realizing his husband looked more sweaty and overheated than in any sort of angry mood, blanket kicked to his feet, laying half spread out on his side. Now that Cellbit could think past violently spiraling, it was true - it was quite warm in here, ears sticking up, tail a bit stiff as he stretched up with a small nod, cracking his neck with a satisfying pop as he put his feet on the ground. “I’ll be right back Guapito.”

He stretches as he stands up, his tense muscles stretching out up towards the ceiling as he took soft steps towards his self-installed cooling unit, fan systems in each room that subtly blew through thinner parts of the walls. Red stone, of course. He had to explain the entire thing to Roier twice, because at first he thought it was witchcraft, after the first explanation he forgot, and after the second one, he kind of… understands enough to ask Cellbit to turn it on and off. Which is the bare minimum, but it’s what works in their relationship. Communication. Kind of.

So as Cellbit wandered through their dark hallway, feeling the walls around him, feeling the door to Richas room - which was currently empty, as Forever had him tonight, he felt a certain sense of clearness return to his head that maybe his husband had not just ultimately backstabbed him; but perhaps overheated. Though, Cellbit thinks, if he was overheating, he’d still like to have him tightly secure in his arms. But who’s he to judge, his sensory issues have never been nearly as bad. And as he reached the end of the hallways, fingertips trailing again the wall until the reached the oak lever, wrapping his calloused fingers softly around it and pulling down hard.

A soft whirring filled the castle, and he could feel the breeze coming from the wall just next to him. Turning around, placing his fingertips gently back on the wall next to his so he could find his way back to the bedroom. Past Richas room once more, past a storage closet, past an electrical box, and finally, feeling the small bump at the wall that was their doorframe, and eyes move back to their bed, where Roier was now tiredly propped up on the headboard, looking half dead.

A small chuckle escaped Cellbits lips as his tail swayed slowly, climbing back onto the king bed, looking at his husband thoughtfully. Barely open eyes, slightly parted lips. Cheeks decorated with hundreds of tiny freckles, lightly dusted with a red blush. Terribly messy bed head, caused by the face that he took his bandana out while he slept,Cellbit was only 99% sure he was the only one who ever saw him without it, short hair all flattened out on his face.

“Gatinho, please stop staring and just lay down so I can crawl into you arms…” Roier mumbles, scratching lazily at his throat, yawning as he stretched his arms in the air, looking at his husband with a ‘Listen Asshole, I love you. But please.’ look. Cellbit snapped himself out of his nearly tranced state of staring at his handsome husband with a small chuckle, nodding as he lay back down onto their pillows, lifting his arms for his husband to come cuddle under.

And that he did, slipping his head onto his chest, nuzzling into it with a soft sigh as he let his arm go limp on his chest, leg around his husband, completely koala-ing around him, comfortably. Cellbit looked down at his husband, leaning in and placing a soft kiss on his soft hair, slowly petting his head.

“You always look at me like I’m the prettiest thing in the world.” Roier starts, mumbling quietly to himself, though fully intentionally so Cellbit can hear. “Look at me the way you did when I first met you. And that’s never faltered, you know? You always just look at me like I’m the most precious..” he stops his tangent as he realizes how tired he actually is. Forcing himself to finish it off. “..thing.. in the world.” he hesitated again, the last part of his sentence barely a murmur. “even though you’ve… seen me.. a million.. time..zz..”

Cellbit chuckles at that. Maybe the chuckle was because it was true. Maybe it was because his husband had just adorably knocked himself out cold on his chest. Maybe it was because he was just realizing his husband was right. Leaning in, he muttered against his husbands soft hair, in the middle of pressing another kiss to his head.

“I’ve seen the Sunset a million times too, Guapito.”

[skeleticals]

its the way there are just so many different ways shown of how the islanders "defend" themselves against the federation.

cellbit tried time and time again to make them think he was on their side. he thought he could do something, he thought playing the game the way cucurucho played it would do something, but it gave him nothing. it was constant trial and fail until he finally gave up and relapsed. it wasn't until months and months that the federation finally cracked him.

jaiden and baghera are two different but somewhat similar cases. baghera has been experimented on and was only one of the few to survive and escape of her kind. the federation took their chances and crashed the plane she, and the other french, who also seem to have had some history with the federation, was in. they showed and reminded her of her past, that all she was was some experiment who just so happened to be able to survive and escape. they have put her in a conflict where she didn't know whether to consider the federation her family, as she seemed to have been created and/or raised by them. meanwhile jaiden, after suffering the loss of her and roiers son bobby, just so happened to stumble upon cucurucho, and they took their chances and manipulated her into thinking she has a place in the federation and now has some sort of. familial bond? with cucurucho and osito bimbo. there's an analysis I've seen that explains jaidens situation much better than I can at the moment (I cant find it rn </3), but my point is that both baghera and jaiden have gotten manipulated into a spot where they both think the federation is kind of like family to them, and as for baghera, they are sort of like a family for her, but the thing she doesn't realize is that she's still a victim. it doesn't matter if they're actualy family, they still experimented on her. feel free to correct me on bagheras lore bc I'm not caught up with her lore too much!

roier is also grieving for the loss of bobby. he has been through so much in the island. he has been betrayed by not one, but three people, all of which were close friends of his. one of them being his crush, who has stabbed him in the chest and killed the only pet he ever had, and ever will have. he has suffered the loss not just of bobby, but of tilin, flippa, richas and leo. tilin and bobby having been killed right in front of his eyes, while richas disappeared right in front of him, flippa died and leo disappeared without him having been able to do anything, just like the rest of them. at the time of bobbys death, all the federation did is play with his feelings and make him have useless hope of his son having another chance at life, knowing damn well that he was sitting there with a halo above his head waiting for jaiden and roier to come and say their last goodbyes to him. they made not just him and jaiden, but the rest of their friends as well, go on a long trip full of hope for this young child to live the life he's been dreaming of. not to mention how he had to just see how his husband gets killed and tortured and manipulated just like the rest of the people he cares about, without him, again, being unable to do anything about it. he has been put through so much, all he has been able to do is to act fine and eat his emotions up until now. he's had enough, he has seen the countless workers his husband has killed, and he's taking his chances and going down with cellbit.

and now maxo. maxo has gone through nothing but misfortunes. his govt. assigned husband disappearing 1 day after the adoption of trumpet, trumpets death happening, him not even being able to get with the one person he liked, said person liking someone who will never like him back (forever also being lithrom which like. he had no chances 😭). sofia, his beloved robo-daughter, being taken away from him with no hint of who did it, and so many more things. he can't do anything but just sit there and let things happen. of course you would get fucking tired of watching people you love get manipulated, ofc you would get tired of nothing but bad things happening to you. he thought there was no way out of the island unless the group behind the codes, if there's any group at all, actually communicates with them instead of attacking them constantly. he wants to get out of that island. he wants to get not just him, but the people he has grown to love, out of that island. but again, they can't. they have no way out, so his solution to that and his problems is just. nuking this damned island that they have to sit on and let them get used as lab rats because every attempt they make to make a revolution against the federation is just.. nothing. because compared to what the federation has, they are nothing. so why not just fucking nuke it all? surely they will get some sort of reaction from the federation if he activates the atomic bomb. of course, he'll have to make preparations so as to not also harm the people he loves when he activates the bomb. he won't let any more harm happen to him or the islanders. he and the rest have suffered too much, and he's had enough of it.

[disfrutalakia]

Sharing my au content here because I'm too lazy to make my own post, and I'm trying to make people (and myself) less sad.

"What about your family? You know enough about mine." That was debatable, but Roier is a mystery that can only be unraveled bit by bit. Cellbit stood up, from where he sat in front of the candle circle that allowed him to see Roier, and grabbed a picture frame from his desk. The photo is set at a beach at sunset with seven people in the frame, one of the people being a child in the arms of another. Cellbit remembers the day it was taken.

There was a flash and Cellbit immediately he went to grab the camera from its stand. "Did you three even show up?" It was Mike asking the question as he moved closer to see the photo. "The real question is, did you two ruin my fucking camera again? They're really expensive you know." Cellbit sighed as he shook the photo waiting for the image to appear. "It's only fair after you-" Mike is cut off by Forever. "Not in front of Richas." Richas is trying to wiggle out of Forever's grasp wanting to see the photo too. Luckily, everyone appeared in the photo, with only minor distortions around the duo in question. "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if we don't start leaving right now we'll miss the boat." Bagi is looking in a notebook as she speaks. All their bags are sat around the camera stand.

Anyway, vaguely eldritch entities tazercraft my beloveds. That's it.

-miscellaneousplusmore.

Richas with then, so curious about the photo <3 he loves photography I bet his dads taught him about it.

Also brazilians and boats my beloved

[callm3-q]

1.Bad or Foolish

2.aypierre or etoiles

3. Richas all the way

4.late night trio my beloveds <3

5.foolhalo rn, but cucuhalo is baisicly thin the same spot, VERY close second

6.rn, survey duo. love those gay fucks /j

7. Roier, no questions asked. When Bad died is second

8. I love the asthetic of Bad's house smm

9. The dragon on the other island, one of my faves

10. Badd, he's my favvvv

11. Bad's radiation arc, I was just WAITING for that man to finally drop dead :D

12. probably Hindi, my friend speaks it and it sounds rlly pretty <3

13. I love Fit's lore, also Bad, Again Bad, don't judge me for liking my cubitos lore >:(

14.I want to see Charlie and Mariana log on more, I followed them at the begining but they stoped logging on so I started following others

15. I mainly watch Bad now, hence my love for Cucuhalo rn, gay motherfuckers <3

16.I want to catch more of Pac's streams, when he does log back onto QSMP( I fully understand why he isn't rn though)

17. I love the death family with my full heart<3

18. I mostly watch Bad, as I said, and I love it when he plays the stanly parables and hollow night :D

19. I loved the day of the dead event, my little babies that I missd smm were there :(

20. I've been here since the very beginning>:D

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Feel free to add a question if you think of one! :D

[poltergeist-coffee]

I take my eyes off him for a moment

I TAKE MY EYES OF FOREVER FOR A MOMENT AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM

YOU DON'T JUST NAME A STREAM "THE END 1/3", FOREVER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

No, don't you hit Richas, filho da mãe, STOP SHOOTING YOU BASTARD

Forever likes to play with our hearts

Mah boi what are you doing?

He's NeverPlayer now?

"I don't care what's happens with this body, it's not mine anyway"

What do you mean?

HOST?

WHAT IS THAT THING ON HIM?

GET OFF MY CUBITO TU HIJO DE TU PUTA MADRE

WHAT LIST ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???????

DON'T SHOOT RICHAS, YOU KEEP THAT GUN AWAY FROM MY SON

His eyes glow:0

"imagine that I'm petting your head right now"

My man is full on villain arc

YAAAAAAAAAAAS

STOP SHOOTING MY EGG

HE TRIED TO HUG HIM NOOOO

My boy:(

Why is he so interested in Quackity?

Ah yes, dramatic music, we love those

Wait, is that the Judas thing????

"Não existe mais essa porra de democracia"(there is no such thing as this fucking democracy anymore. )

- Player, Forever 2023

Dictator arc????

And now he is destroying that... place where there was the voting sistem

Forever, you need to learn with Fit to explode things

"This looks way better"

I mean... you could've have destroyed what remained

"He might be weak, but he had a good idea"

"Looks like it's time for us to start opening this place and put each of them in their proper place"

Or something like that

And he ends the stream

Filho de quenga

But he really got into character with that makeup

This reminds me of the happy pills arc... say what you want about him, but he put a lot of effort, he kept that smile the whole stream, of his face didn't hurt after it I don't know anymore

But, you got a formula 1 au? 👁

Interesting... if you have something to say about it feel free to ramble I will love to hear about it or any au you have amything to say:D

AlsoI ended up making Pepito be the favorite egg of a friend of mine, he don't even watch qsmp, but he has to deal with me talking about it:D

Pepito my beloved

But I guess my other friend was right about not trusting Richarlyso with a drugged... look how my cubito is

I just opened the stream, got happy because I saw a lot of eggs, and then got confused:D

Back to my original form: eternally confused about anything

- 🍽

Watch as the local anon of your askbox has a mental breakdown over a square character and his sentient egg son

QFOREVEVER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU DD: EVIL CUCURRUCHO YOU WILL FUCKING PAY FOR THIS!! THE FEDERATION FUCKING SENT FOREVER TO THE NETHER AND HE GOT CORRUTPED IF THEY NEVER FUCKING TOLD HIM TO GO THERE THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED WE NEED T GET RID OF THE FEDERATION RIGHT FUCKING NOW I SWEAR TO GOOOOD!!!!

ccforever is so dedicated to the roleplay its insane his acting is also insane. I LOVE THAT HE DRESSES UP THO AND PUTS ON MAKE UP TO MATCH HIS CUBIT ITS SOOO GOOD I LVOE IT!! I LOVE THAT HE UTALIZES FACECAM FOR STUFF LIKE THIS ITS SO :")) <3333333 so much lov to him hes so cool i hope he knows how cool he is.

that being said if he kills qforever canonically and can't come back i will be so very upset and be sending him a very strongly worded dm about how sad its going to make me /j...........

I HAD A SILLY THROY what if romero richas and evil cucurucho/the virus posessing forever are connected? mostly becausee they both made it and said they dont care about their host being hurt. romero richas was always bleeding and even painted with richas blood and richas was scared that he wakes up covered in new bruises and blood!! and now the visus/@v@ is saying that it doest care if forever is hurt because he's just a body? even if they're not related i think its an interesting thing!! they both parallel? like father like son lmao

-- -- -- FORMULA 1 AU IS SO SILLY KJNAVJAK its very self indulgent its just pacman duo :3c etoiles is a announcer for f1 and pac is a racer!! mike is part of the pit crew/pac's manager as well. i like pactoiles so it is romantic and basically just pac and etoiles being silly and maybe flirting because kajsnvjkas sillyyyy. like pac always getting a little flustered when etoiles interviews him after races or gushes to mike about hwo cute he thiks etoiles is and stuff like that :>>

YAAAA WE LOVE PEPITO <33 pepito is so baby. pepito is the smallest little egg ever and i adore pepito for that <33 the admin of pepito is so good at playing a little kid :"))

YEAAH BRO i was watching tubbo and then he opened the player list to show ALMOST ALL THE EGGS I WAS SO CONFUSED JKSANVJKASD the forever lore is suppoe to be three streams in totla (judging by his stream title) so im very nervous abotu that it could mean or what more will happen :((

[whatyoutaughtwasfear]

richas my fucking beloved

[bollywoodpapa]

Cyclone Nisarga: Akshay Kumar, Priyanka Chopra, Madhuri Dixit & others urges fans to stay indoors

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Cyclone Nisarga: Akshay Kumar, Priyanka Chopra, Madhuri Dixit & others urges fans to stay indoors

 With Cyclone Nisarga gaining strength and heavy rains lashing parts of Maharashtra and Gujarat, citizens have been asked to take utmost precautions.

Meanwhile, several Bollywood celebs took to their social media handles to urge their fans and followers to take precautionary measures and stay indoors.

Cyclone Nisarga

Sharing a video message for his fans and followers, Akshay Kumar wrote, “Cyclone Nisarga Precautions. The much-awaited Mumbai rains are here but this year we have an uninvited guest, #CycloneNisarga! In case it does hit us, here are some precautions shared by @my_bmc, we will get through this as well. Praying for everyone’s well-being 🙏🏻 For any queries and concerns regarding the cyclone, dial 1916 and press 4.(sic)”

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  The much-awaited Mumbai rains are here but this year we have an uninvited guest, #CycloneNisarga! In case it does hit us, here are some precautions shared by @my_bmc, we will get through this as well. Praying for everyone’s well-being 🙏🏻 For any queries and concerns regarding the cyclone, dial 1916 and press 4.

A post shared by Akshay Kumar (@akshaykumar) on Jun 2, 2020 at 9:12am PDT

#CycloneNisarga is making its way to Mumbai, my beloved home city of more than 20 million people, including my mom and brother. Mumbai hasn’t experienced a serious cyclone landfall since 1891, and at a time when the world is so desperate, this could be especially devastating. pic.twitter.com/zgne0vVpnR

— PRIYANKA (@priyankachopra) June 2, 2020

Stay safe Mumbai! Refrain from spreading misinformation & ensure the safety of everyone around you. #CycloneNisarga

— Madhuri Dixit Nene (@MadhuriDixit) June 3, 2020

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  Dear 2020, so far you have been a cluster fuck of calamities. So… can you give us a break plz? Cyclone #Nisarga, please be kind ! Koi aane ko hai re baba !!! Be safe Mumbai ! Since many are asking, check out this app! https://www.windy.com/?19.075,72.886,5 . . . #Nature #cyclone #sea #ocean #lockdown #COVID #richachadha #actor #kyahorahahaibhai.

A post shared by Richa Chadha (@therichachadha) on Jun 2, 2020 at 12:51am PDT

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  Hoping these first showers only bring relief and joy and not too much drama. Stay safe guys! 🌧⚡️🌪

A post shared by Vicky Kaushal (@vickykaushal09) on Jun 2, 2020 at 6:57am PDT

#CycloneNisarga से संबंधित वॉट्सअप मैसेज आने शुरू हो गए है। अपने दरवाज़े और खिड़कियाँ बंद कर दो! वैसे ही दिमाग़ का दही बन चुका है।ये साल 2020 चाहता क्या है? हमारे धैर्य की परीक्षा?तो सुनो दोस्त! वक़्त आने पे बता देंगे तुझे एै आसमॉ, हम अभी से क्या बताएँ क्या हमारे दिल में है?💪🇮🇳

— Anupam Kher (@AnupamPKher) June 2, 2020

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  #atmanirbharphotoshoot cloudy day ,denims out,awaiting #hurricanenisarga .. checklist- keep emergency battery lights prepared and charged, unblock the drains around .. download a good movie on your phone , get the munchies ready. Hope this passes without incident. Hope all remain safe and dry. Hope there is no destruction..We Mumbaikars are always ready to jump in and help,if the need arises , but I pray that need, not be🙏🏻♥️🙏🏻 stay safe all!

A post shared by Raveena Tandon (@officialraveenatandon) on Jun 2, 2020 at 1:33am PDT

…that moment when your heart feels heavy about what lies behind the beauty you behold. Praying for my city and all it’s beings… #StaySafe #StayHome #CycloneNisarg pic.twitter.com/1RusbxbfX3

— Nimrat Kaur (@NimratOfficial) June 2, 2020

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— Athiya Shetty (@theathiyashetty) June 2, 2020

The Maharashtra government has asked everyone to stay indoors. Meanwhile, Mumbai and its coastal districts are on a high alert.