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memoriesofachicken · 2 years ago
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Matt plays a (not so) friendly game of golf with Mr. Samuel Parr.
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redhairedfish · 2 months ago
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you DO NOT talk about Hurting other people club!
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bradpittschiseledabs · 1 year ago
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literally the narrator about tyler
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moonagetea · 9 months ago
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richard papen and the narrator of fight club match each others freak
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nyabbi · 8 months ago
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hehe noticed some parallels between two of my favorite things….. fight club hotline miami au?
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dubblebubbleibuprofen · 1 year ago
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I kind of hated this movie but their first meeting hitttttttttt. So
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weltonsworst · 2 years ago
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need to have a therapy session with an unreliable narrator where we do nothing but sit across each other and have the most epic staredown (i will lose)
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texaschainsawmascara · 2 years ago
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L'ami de mon amie / Everybody’s Fool - Evanescence / Bender: New and Selected Poems “Robert Desnos (1900-1945)” - Dean Young / Tyler Durden - Madison Beer / In My Head - Ariana Grande / Fairytale (Let Me Live My Life This Way) - Rebecca Ferguson / Costar / Dancing - Mellow Fellow / Icarus - Azra.T / Jane Eyre - Charlotte Brontë / Guillermo Decurgez / R.E.M. - Ariana Grande / Anecdote of the Pig - Tory Adkisson / All In My Head - Tori Kelly / In Real Life - Demi Lovato / Crush - Richard Siken / The Dropout / unknown / Naked Lunch / Only - Nine Inch Nails / Sun Bleached Flies - Ethel Cain / Mad Girl's Love Song - Sylvia Plath / Everywhere - Michelle Branch / Can U Not - Okay Kaya / Gunshot - Lykke Li / Alex - Roy Blair / please put me in a medically induced coma - carolesdaughter / Lucky You, Hearts/Wires, Radiant City - Deftones / Who Do You Love? - Kindness, Robyn / L’ami de mon amie
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Which male characters in movies and TV shows do you find attractive?
Pretty much any pre-Peaky Blinders Cillian Murphy character. Malcom Reynolds from Firefly. Farmboy Luke Skywalker. Indiana Jones (original trilogy, though older, late 90s Harrison Ford is daddy material). Young Indy (the River Phoenix version) Any Sean Bean character that has long hair (but especially Richard Sharpe, God those uniforms...). Original series era Captain Kirk. Tyler Durden. Alejandro from Sicario. Paul Atredies (either version). Dale Cooper. Fox Mulder (early seasons especially). Jack Bauer. Kurt Hummel. Season 1 Din Djarin (when he takes his helmet off and is all sweaty and hurt that's the most attractive Pedro Pascal has ever looked). Raylan Givens. Boyd Crowder. Jack Ryan (the Harrison Ford version and yeah maybe I just like Harrison Ford during a very specific set of years deal with it). Billy from Predator. Anakin Skywalker (ROTS version).
Huh. I'm actually surprised I was able to think up so many. I'm usually much more into anime or video game characters so I thought I'd struggle with this, but there's actually a lot more live action characters I find attractive than I thought. And that's not even a full list, just where I stopped.
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docrotten · 2 months ago
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SCARS OF DRACULA (1970) – Episode 234 – Decades of Horror 1970s
“Open the door. I’ve something for you. Go on, open up. I’m quite alone. Open up!” Surely, there are no villagers with torches hiding around the corner. Right? Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Bill Mulligan, Chad Hunt, and Jeff Mohr – as they discuss yet another of Christopher Lee’s turns as Dracula in Hammer’s Scars of Dracula (1970).
Decades of Horror 1970s Episode 234 – Scars of Dracula (1970)
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Decades of Horror 1970s is partnering with the WICKED HORROR TV CHANNEL (https://wickedhorrortv.com/) which now includes video episodes of the podcast and is available on Roku, AppleTV, Amazon FireTV, AndroidTV, and its online website across all OTT platforms, as well as mobile, tablet, and desktop.
A young man on a trip spends the night at Count Dracula’s castle and is murdered. After some time has passed, the young man’s brother comes to the small town, where all the traces of his brother lead, to look for him.
Directed by: Roy Ward Baker
Writing Credits: Anthony Hinds (screenplay) (as John Elder); Bram Stoker (based on the character created by)
Selected Cast:
Christopher Lee as Dracula
Dennis Waterman as Simon
Jenny Hanley as Sarah
Christopher Matthews as Paul Carlson
Patrick Troughton as Klove
Michael Gwynn as Priest
Michael Ripper as Landlord
Wendy Hamilton as Julie
Anouska Hempel as Tania
Delia Lindsay as Alice
Bob Todd as Burgomaster
Toke Townley as Elderly Waggoner
David Leland as First Officer
Richard Durden as Second Officer
Maurice Bush as Farmer (as Morris Bush)
Margo Boht as Landlord’s Wife
Clive Barrie as Fat Young Man
Olga Anthony as Girl at Party (uncredited)
George Innes as Servant (uncredited)
Nikki Van der Zyl as Sarah Framsen (voice) (uncredited)
Could it possibly be Hammer Time again? Yes! And Dracula, no less! This time, the 70s Grue-Crew take on Scars of Dracula (1970), Christopher Lee’s fifth time playing the bloodsucking count for Hammer. Directed by Roy Ward Baker, Scars of Dracula is probably the bloodiest, most violent of Hammer’s Dracula productions so far. There is the usual cast of Hammer women (Jenny Hanley, Wendy Hamilton, Anouska Hempel) and Hammer regulars (e.g., Patrick Troughton, Michael Ripper, Michael Gwynn) along with the requisite Hammer bats. Only in this case, it’s plural bats with mechanical wings to boot! And man, are they nasty! The Grue Crew have more fun than a barrel of mechanical bats discussing this one.
At the time of this writing, Scars of Dracula (1970) is available to stream from Pluto TV, Plex, and various PPV sources, and on physical media as a Blue-ray formatted disc from SCREAM Factory.
Gruesome Magazine’s Decades of Horror 1970s is part of the Decades of Horror two-week rotation with The Classic Era and the 1980s. In two weeks, the next episode, chosen by Chad, will be The Antichrist (1974). On the plus side, it’s an Italian film directed by Alberto De Martino and starring Arthur Kennedy and Mel Ferrer with music by Ennio Morricone. On the minus side, we’re all going to hell.
We want to hear from you – the coolest, grooviest fans: comment on the site or email the Decades of Horror 1970s podcast hosts at [email protected].
Check out this episode!
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midsomerbicycles-blog · 4 months ago
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Season 6 Episode 1
CAR almost running over a BICYCLE
Not just any car, a red Jaguar XK120. I’ve sat in one of these before. Leg roooooooom.
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Well we can tick the country village past time of fly fishing off the plot theme list. I feel like a hook line and sinker pun would go here.
Notable cast include:
Amanda Root (Persuasion 1995, The Iron Lady)
Honor Blackman (Goldfinger, Bridget Jones’s Diary)
Richard Durden (Star Wars)
Alison Ross (Star Wars)
John Warnaby (The King’s Speech)
Jeff Rawl (Harry Potter)
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slickbackdani · 2 years ago
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So, with the end of the current hiatus nowhere in sight, the creators of Epic Rap Battles of History have been releasing short videos in which they respond to people's matchup ideas and talk about whether or not they'd do them. What follows are my thoughts on each suggestion.
Dog the Bounty Hunter vs Chris Hansen: Terrible; Dog stopped being relevant years ago and Hansen has no real valid matchups
Jack Sparrow vs Bilbo Baggins: They might be able to pull it off, but the connection is tenuous at best
Malcolm X vs Nelson Mandela: Perfect. Do it immediately
Dexter vs Punisher: Could work, though I prefer Punisher vs Peacemaker
The Wiggles v-NO
Marco Polo vs Zheng Yi Sao: Awesome; the show's always great at spotlighting obscure historical figures, so this would be fun
Sheldon Cooper vs Rick Sanchez: I don't really get their reasoning for passing this one up. "I don't wanna use Rick because his creator is problematic," they say seconds before suggesting Roseanne instead and three years after using Harry Potter
HP Lovecraft vs Mary Shelley: Could work, but Lovecraft might be better suited for a more prolific author
Captain America vs Mussolini: Could work, but I prefer Cap vs Batman
Black Panther vs Catwoman: Unique idea; would be cool to see which versions of the characters they use
Ethan Hunt vs Angus MacGyver: Meh
John Wilkes Booth vs Lee Harvey Oswald: I'm glad they turned this one down; it just sounds very insubstantial. The fact that they each killed Presidents is the only thing either of them are known for
Robin Hood vs Ned Kelly: Sounds awesome; I can’t fathom what Lloyd was talking about when he said Robin Hood can't be made "cool." Has he never heard of any of the non-Disney movies he was in?
Steve Harvey vs Dr. Phil: Meh
The Three Stooges vs The Three Musketeers: IT'S ALL I WANT AND I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG
Patrick Bateman vs Andrew Tate: Bateman is worthy of a rap battle, but there is no fucking way a disgusting sack of shit like Andrew Fucking Tate deserves to be immortalized in this or any series. Not only is he a monstrous asshole, but since I'd never heard of him before he got arrested, he just comes off as too second-string and his image too fleeting to be remembered after the battle's release anyway. It's like how Sarah Palin and Napoleon Dynamite appeared in season 1; what's the point? Bateman would be better off facing another fictional character like Tyler Durden or Tommy Shelby or Rorschach or Homelander or any other member of the "you're missing the point by idolizing them" club
Miles Morales vs Dick Grayson: A great idea for a battle, but it irks me how they seem to only think of Dick Grayson as Robin, and even then only how he was portrayed in the 60s TV show. Since Dick Grayson's graduation to the solo hero Nightwing and his leadership of the Titans have been the status quo in the comics for decades, and even his TV and movie appearances as Robin clearly show him to be more than the hyperactive goofball that Lloyd portrayed him as in season 2, their lack of research here is jarring — especially considering how diligent they are with their other characters (remember, Peter read every issue of the Dragon Ball manga and watched every episode of Breaking Bad in preparation for the later half of season 3).
Garfield and Jon vs Calvin and Hobbes: Eh, I don't see it. No disrespect to their creators or fans, but they just ain't rap battle material
Metallica and AC/DC vs Slayer and Guns n Roses: I agree with them that a team battle between unrelated heavy metal acts would be unwieldy, but any combination of those four could totally be awesome in a straight 1v1 battle
Richard Nixon vs King John: Could work, but I'd rather have Nixon in a Presidential royale
Barbie vs He-Man: Another "meh" idea, but I'm not fond of Peter's assertion that He-Man is only known for the bad '90s movie when he's appeared in multiple media before and since that have all gained a far more positive reception and a strong fanbase
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lewdcanons · 2 years ago
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lewdcanons is a secondary blog of @sparsilelove and @aeipathiclove -- all guidelines of my main blog apply here too! this page is for all my (likely canon divergent) adult plots involving canon characters. while i'm usually picky about canons and their portrayal, everything here is a little more chill and entirely #toohornyformain. characters under the cut 🥴
a note on gender: * indicates a genderswapped character. all muses can be played as cis or trans, but please don't use feminisation kink with trans guys in threads with me. i'm trans myself and it makes me super dysphoric, thanks!
for all of the fandoms mentioned, i'll most likely play anyone from that fandom -- just send me a message on main and we'll figure it out.
comics - dc:
bruce wayne (henry cavill or ben affleck)
conner kent (joshua orpin)
damian wayne (anthony keyvan)
dick grayson (brenton thwaites)
garfield logan (ryan potter)
jason todd (curran walters, noah centineo or matthew daddario)
jon kent (michael cimino)
timothy drake (tyler lawrence gray or jay lycurgo)
comics - marvel:
clint barton (alexander ludwig, sam claflin or boyd holbrook)
frank castle (jon bernthal)
kane bishop* (ryan potter or tanner buchanan)
matt murdock (charlie cox or cameron monaghan)
miles morales (jharrel jerome)
peter parker (nick robinson or tom holland)
steve rogers (chris evans)
movies - scream:
billy loomis (felix mallard or skeet ulrich)
chad meeks-martin (mason gooding)
ethan landry (jack champion)
quinn bailey* (cameron monaghan)
richie kirsch (jack quaid)
troy carpenter* (michael cimino)
movies - misc:
duncan idaho (jason mamoa)
indiana jones (john krasinski or chris pratt)
james bond (thomas doherty or henry cavill)
leto atreides (oscar isaac)
nick gant (finn cole)
paul atreides (timothee chalamet)
raleigh becket (charlie hunnam)
sebastian valmont (aron piper)
tyler durden (charlie hunnam) and the narrator (robert pattinson)
tv - fate: the winx saga:
dane (theo graham)
riven (freddie thorp)
sam (jacob dudman)
saul silva (rob james-collier)
sky (danny griffin)
tv - misc:
bobo del rey (michael eklund)
doc holliday (tim rozon)
geralt of rivia (henry cavill)
joel miller (pedro pascal)
nick scratch (gavin leatherwood)
tv - riverdale:
archie andrews (kj apa)
barney cooper* (hunter doohan or froy gutierrez)
fp jones (skeet ulrich)
jughead jones (cole sprouse)
vernon lodge* (rafael silva)
tv - shadowhunters:
bat velasquez (rafael silva)
clarence fairchild* (kj apa)
jace herondale (finn cole or dominic sherwood)
simon lewis (asa butterfield or alberto rosende)
tv - teen wolf:
alexander argent* (thomas doherty or manu rios)
chris argent (john krasinski or milo ventimiglia)
derek hale (richard madden, michael trevino or tyler hoechlin)
isaac lahey (archie renaux or paul mescal)
liam dunbar (jordan elsass, rudy pankow or dylan sprayberry)
noah stilinski (ben affleck or timothy olyphant)
peter hale (jensen ackles or sebastian stan)
stiles stilinski (nico hiraga or dylan o'brien)
theo raeken (jacob elordi, gavin leatherwood or cody christian)
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mewsik · 2 years ago
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My favorite radio stations. 💖😙💗🥰🎶📻🎵
91.3 RSU college radio. I have been listening to them for about 15 years. 💗 (as long as I've lived in Oklahoma and for the brief couple of years I did not I still streamed them online daily!) Always plays the best new indie and has amazing weekly programming blocks for punk rock, Latin alternative, metal, oldies (sockhop Saturday morning! One of my favorite blocks!), bluegrass, folk, psychedelic, lofi, hip hop, dance, country, reggae, even grateful dead has their own block, throwback blocks to 00s/90s/80s/70s/60s and just everything good! I will always love this station!
One FM 91.3 Singapore i found by accident when trying to get rsu on a smart speaker. A happy accident bc now they are one of the only other stations I will play regularly. They are newer. There are virtually no ads, they play great tracks from the 80s 90s and 00s and they are very pleasant when they do have their small talk shows and programing blocks, its also great to hear about Singapore traditions and lifestyles. Their time is different from mine so it is fun they will be talking about going to bed when I'm making breakfast or talking about morning things when its time for bed here and play Saturday night party remixes all Saturday morning and day, the extra long remix Mashup dance tracks are actually a lot of fun so I'm glad!
Irish pub radio is a great one for irish classics and popular Irish artists of today. My family is Irish heritage and I've grown up with this music. They tend to repeat a lot of things but I will put this on when I need my Irish fix or really want to hear the saw doctors. Cead mile failte. 🇮🇪
This one is pretty self explanatory. It's queen Selena Quintanilla Perez radio all Selena all day. For some reason it no longer works on tunein but the website seems to still work. I love Selena. Anything for Selenas. 👏👸
Favorite Bands/Discographies, if i haven't posted a song from any of these artists that you're looking for request it and I will!
mewithoutyou, Mother Mother, Margot & the nuclear so and so's/Richard Edwards, The avett brothers, An Cafe, The Get up kids, The postal service, The pillows, Nigel silverthorne/the Natalie fight, Jukebox the ghost, Mika, Andrew Jackson jihad, Ai otsuka, Annuals, Manchester Orchestra, Fun., Dear and the Headlights, Hot Hot Heat, Selena, Of Montreal, Vampire Weekend, Miniature Tigers, Frightened Rabbit, Alan Jackson, Kaela Kimura, Maria mena, Blink 182, Saint motel, Daft punk, The Grateful Dead, Kimya Dawson/moldy peaches/the uncluded, Jd natasha, Talking heads, Frank Sinatra, The Saw Doctors, Good Charlotte, 1997, Seatbelts, Yoko kanno, The Used, Forgive durden, Buddy Holly, Architecture in helsinki, Johnny Cash, Kate nash, Anais mitchell, The new pornagraphers, electric light orchestra, oingo boingo, dethklok, tenacious d, beastie boys, death cab for cutie, flight of the Conchords, childish gambino, cursive,...
Always adding more as i think of them/if I've posted any artists song not listed here chances are they're still a fav so you can ask for tracks by them.
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chcrrybcmbs · 2 years ago
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✼  ʾ   𝑎𝑐𝑡.   𝒊   ,   the   bits   &   bobs   .
FULL NAME: leighton huntley valmont. ALIAS(ES): hunter valmont ( known publicly as ) , lord of the night ( by fans / teammates ). BIRTH DATE: february seventh. BIRTH PLACE: 16th arrondissement , paris , france. AGE: twenty seven years old. PRONOUN(S): he , him. GENDER: cis male. ORIENTATION: heterosexual , heteromantic. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: in a pr relationship ; single. EDUCATION: graduated high school. OCCUPATION: professional soccer player , philanthropist , and heir. CAREER DETAILS: click here.
NATIONALITY: french - american , gained american citizenship through his mother. ETHNICITY: korean , english , french , welsh. LANGUAGES SPOKEN: french, english. FINANCIAL STATUS: upper class. FATHER: richard valmont. NATIONALITY: french. OCCUPATION: business mogul and ceo of vortex enterprises. MOTHER: aira park - valmont. NATIONALITY: american. OCCUPATION: banking heiress , philanthropist , and art collector. PETS: grey pit bull named ajax , brown and black rottweiler named mercy. PAST RELATIONSHIPS: tba.
HEIGHT: 6 foot 1 inch. WEIGHT: 188 pounds. HAIR COLOR: black. EYE COLOR: brown. TRAITS: ambitious , independent , humorous , realistic , jealous , detached , reckless , insensitive. ZODIAC: aquarius. HOBBIES: tba. CHARACTER INSPO: tyler durden , bruce wayne , wednesday addams , jordan belfort.
✼  ʾ   𝑎𝑐𝑡.   𝒊𝒊   ,   the   story   so far   .
hunter  pulled  the  ultimate  lottery  ticket  at  birth  .  born  the  only  child  to  a  banking  heiress  and  business  mogul  .  learning  to  take  full  advantage  of  his  silver  spoon  life  at  a  young  age  .  gifts  and  spontaneous  trips  where  how  his  parents  showed  their  love  ,  often  leaving  their  son  to  his  own  devices  while  they  focused  on  their  careers  and  public  image  .  mostly  cared  for  by  a  revolving  door  of  nanny’s  (  thanks  to  mother  dearests  jealousy  of  another  women  getting  closer  to  her  son  than  she  was  )  .  when  his  parents  were  around  ,  the  walls  of  their  parisian  estate  were  filled  with  arguing  over  his  father’s  endless  affairs  .  it  was  unbearable  for  a  young  hunter  and  he  quickly  grew  a  resentment  towards  any  woman  who  wasn’t  his  mother  that  got  too  close  to  his  father  .  
the  move  to  the  states  happened  when  he  was  six  .  his  parents  relationship  had  fallen  entirely  by  the  wayside  and  his  mother  decided  to  move  to  new  york  city  with  her  son  .  unbeknownst  to  the  public  his  parents  were  living  in  entirely  separate  countries  for  nearly  seven  years  .  during  this  time  hunter  spent  the  school  months  in  america  and  his  summers  with  his  dad  in  paris  .  from  a  young  age  he’d  taken  a  liking  to  soccer  and  it  became  clear  very  early  on  to  both  his  parents  and  coaches  he  was  incredibly  talented  .  a  young  prodigy  ,  the  massive  ego  was  inevitable  .  at  the  big  dogs  of  the  soccer  world  noticed  him  ,  at  thirteen  he  moved  to  barcelona  were  he  joined  fc  barcelona’s  youth  academy  .  just  under  two  years  in  the  academy  ,  he  rapidly  rose  in  the  team  ranks  and  made  the  first  team  at  just  sixteen  .  despite  his  young  age  ,  he  quickly  rose  as  one  of  the  world’s  best  soccer  players  proving  early  suspicions  of  his  level  of  talent  correct  .
despite  his  talent  and  fan  fare  ,  his  personal  life  and  overall  attitude  has  long  threatened  to  undermine  his  career  .  a  career  laced  with  scandal  for  over  a  decade  .  early  on  in  life  ,  things  had  been  perfectly  laid  out  for  him  ,  all  he  had  to  do  was  follow  the  script  .  succeed  in  whatever  he  does  ,  smile  and  wave  when  out  with  his  parents  ,  and  never  hang  out  with  the  wrong  crowd  ,  in  simpler  words  :  don’t  embarrass  the  family  .  so  long  as  he  followed  his  parents  lead  ,  there  was  the  silent  promise  that  he  could  do  what  he  wanted  behind  closed  door  ,  and  that  he  did  .  but  with  a  fame  all  of  his  own  his  antics  became  much  harder  to  conceal  .  
dubbed  a  diva  on  the  turf  by  many  naysayers  ,  a  number  of  unsportsmanlike  behavior  reported  (  but  never  getting  any  major  consequences  for  )  ,  strings  of  scorned  woman  in  and  out  of  his  life  ,  and  an  affinity  for  night  life  that  could  put  jordan  belfort  to  shame  .  the  most  damaging  report  came  in  2019  ,  when  a  fight  broke  out  during  one  of  his  infamous  yacht  parties  in  the  french  rivera  .  boat  docked  by  a  rooftop  bar  where  hunter  was  reported  to  have  gotten  into  an  altercation  with  another  party  goer  (  only  one  of  a  long  string  of  altercations  he’s  been  reported  to  have  )  ,  the  fight  only  ending  once  hunter  lifted  the  other  guy  up  and  threw  him  overboard  .  the  guy  later  suing  hunter  for  over  a  million  dollar  .  it  was  a  point  in  many’s  eyes  where  it  had  become  clear  hunter  valmont  was  a  monster  .  a  narrative  he  doesn’t  particularly  love  or  hate  .  
his  parents  on  the  other  hand  couldn’t  hate  anything  more  than  his  public  persona  ,  noting  on  various  occasions  to  him  that  he  is  routinely  breaking  their  only  rule  set  in  place  for  him  .  with  his  inheritance  on  the  line  he  has  tried  his  hand  at  cleaning  up  his  image  with  his  parents  help  in  the  last  couple  of  years  but  a  leopard  can  never  truly  change  it’s  spots  .
✼  ʾ   𝑎𝑐𝑡.   𝒊𝒊𝒊   ,   the inner   circle   .
coming soon !
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shesholy · 2 years ago
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𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖓𝖊     .     initial     .
full     name:   leighton     huntley     valmont     . nicknames,     aliases:
hunter     valmont     .     (          known     publicly     as         )
lord     of     the     night     .     (         by     fans     /     teammates          )
age:   twenty     -     seven     . date     of     birth:    february     seventh     . place     of     birth:   16th     arrondissement     ,     paris     ,     france     . hometown:     upper     east     side     ,     new     york     city     ,     new     york     . nationality:     french     -     american     . languages     spoken:     french     ,     english     ,     spanish     .
zodiac     sign:    aquarius     . hogwarts     house:    slytherin     . myers     -    briggs:   entj     -     t     .
occupation:    professional     soccer     player     and     philanthropist     . notable     career     details:
soccer     :   went  pro  at  16  years  old  when  he  signed  on  with  fc  barcelona  (          where  he  totaled   156  goals  while  with  the  club         )    that  same  year  he  joined  the  french  national  team  (          where  he  has  totaled  77  goals  to  date          )  .  
in  2017  ,  he  became  the  highest  paid  soccer  player  in  the  world  when  he  signed  a  $263  million  dollar  transfer  to  paris  saint  -  germain  fc  at  just  21  years  old  . 
in  2020  he  was  named  captain  of  the  french  national  team  and  has  held  onto  the  title  since  .  
currently  wears  #10  as  a  forward  for  paris  saint  -  germain  fc  and  the  french  national  team  . 
awards  /  accolades  :  golden  ball  (  for  best  player  in  a  tournament  )  by  fifa  confederations  cup  ,  2013  .  holds  the  record  for  most  man  of  march  awards  (  for  mvp  of  each  fifa  tournament  )  won  ,  four  all  in  2013  .  bronze  boot  (  for  third  top  goal  scorer  of  the  fifa  world  cup  )  by  fifa  confederations  cup  ,  2014  .  la  liga  best  world  player  for  2014  -  2015  season  .  la  liga  player  of  the  month  in  november  of  2015  .  unfp  ligue  1  best  player  of  the  year  for  2017  -  2018  season  .  2x  unfp  ligue  1  player  of  the  month  january  2020  ,  august  2022  .  golden  boot  (  for  top  goal  scorer  of  the  fifa  world  cup  )  by  fifa  confederations  cup  ,  2022  .                  
height:   six     foot     one     . weight:   187     lbs     . tattoos,     piercings:   batman     and     the     joker     on     the     top    of     his     back     (     something     like     this     ,     but     spiderman     is     the    joker    )     .
father:    richard     valmont     (         fifty     -     eight          )     ,     a     french     -     american     business    mogul     and     ceo     of     vortex     enterprises     .     relationship     :    they’ve     always     gotten     along     ,     often     seeing     on     to     eye     on     most     things     but     as     of     recent     their     relationship     has     been     more     strained     behind     closed     door     .   mother:   aira     park     -     valmont     (         fifty     -     five          )     ,     an     american     banking     heiress     ,     philanthropist     ,     and     art     collector     .   relationship     :   a     mama’s     boy     ,     she     struggles     to     ever     shed     light     on     anything     he     does     wrong     ,     in     her     eyes     he     can     do     no     wrong     .     she’s     the     one     woman     in     the     world     he’d     do     absolutely     anything     for       .       pets:     ajax     (         german     shepard     ,     ten     years     old          )     ,     mercy     (         rottweiler     ,     six     years     old         )
gender:   cis     male     . pronouns:   he     /     him     . orientation:   heterosexual     . status:   single     . past     relationships:
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𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖜𝖔     .     background     .
inspo     :     wednesday  addams  ( wednesday  )  ,  bruce  wayne   (  dc  universe  )  ,  chuck  bass  ( gossip  girl  )  ,  tyler  durden  (  fight  club  )  ,  neymar  jr.     .
hunter  pulled  the  ultimate  lottery  ticket  at  birth  .  born  the  only  child  to  a  banking  heiress  and  business  mogul  .  learning  to  take  full  advantage  of  his  silver  spoon  life  at  a  young  age  .  gifts  and  spontaneous  trips  where  how  his  parents  showed  their  love  ,  often  leaving  their  son  to  his  own  devices  while  they  focused  on  their  careers  and  public  image  .  mostly  cared  for  by  a  revolving  door  of  nanny’s  (  thanks  to  mother  dearests  jealousy  of  another  women  getting  closer  to  her  son  than  she  was  )  .  when  his  parents  were  around  ,  the  walls  of  their  parisian  estate  were  filled  with  arguing  over  his  father’s  endless  affairs  .  it  was  unbearable  for  a  young  hunter  and  he  quickly  grew  a  resentment  towards  any  woman  who  wasn’t  his  mother  that  got  too  close  to  his  father  .  
the  move  to  the  states  happened  when  he  was  six  .  his  parents  relationship  had  fallen  entirely  by  the  wayside  and  his  mother  decided  to  move  to  new  york  city  with  her  son  .  unbeknownst  to  the  public  his  parents  were  living  in  entirely  separate  countries  for  nearly  seven  years  .  during  this  time  hunter  spent  the  school  months  in  america  and  his  summers  with  his  dad  in  paris  .  from  a  young  age  he’d  taken  a  liking  to  soccer  and  it  became  clear  very  early  on  to  both  his  parents  and  coaches  he  was  incredibly  talented  .  a  young  prodigy  ,  the  massive  ego  was  inevitable  .  at  the  big  dogs  of  the  soccer  world  noticed  him  ,  at  thirteen  he  moved  to  barcelona  were  he  joined  fc  barcelona’s  youth  academy  .  just  under  two  years  in  the  academy  ,  he  rapidly  rose  in  the  team  ranks  and  made  the  first  team  at  just  sixteen  .  despite  his  young  age  ,  he  quickly  rose  as  one  of  the  world’s  best  soccer  players  proving  early  suspicions  of  his  level  of  talent  correct  .  
despite  his  talent  and  fan  fare  ,  his  personal  life  and  overall  attitude  has  long  threatened  to  undermine  his  career  .  a  career  laced  with  scandal  for  over  a  decade  .  early  on  in  life  ,  things  had  been  perfectly  laid  out  for  him  ,  all  he  had  to  do  was  follow  the  script  .  succeed  in  whatever  he  does  ,  smile  and  wave  when  out  with  his  parents  ,  and  never  hang  out  with  the  wrong  crowd  ,  in  simpler  words  :  don’t  embarrass  the  family  .  so  long  as  he  followed  his  parents  lead  ,  there  was  the  silent  promise  that  he  could  do  what  he  wanted  behind  closed  door  ,  and  that  he  did  .  but  with  a  fame  all  of  his  own  his  antics  became  much  harder  to  conceal  .  dubbed  a  diva  on  the  turf  by  many  naysayers  ,  a  number  of  unsportsmanlike  behavior  reported  (  but  never  getting  any  major  consequences  for  )  ,  strings  of  scorned  woman  in  and  out  of  his  life  ,  and  an  affinity  for  night  life  that  could  put  jordan  belfort  to  shame  .  the  most  damaging  report  came  in  2019  ,  when  a  fight  broke  out  during  one  of  his  infamous  yacht  parties  in  the  french  rivera  .  boat  docked  by  a  rooftop  bar  where  hunter  was  reported  to  have  gotten  into  an  altercation  with  another  party  goer  (  only  one  of  a  long  string  of  altercations  he’s  been  reported  to  have  )  ,  the  fight  only  ending  once  hunter  lifted  the  other  guy  up  and  threw  him  overboard  .  the  guy  later  suing  hunter  for  over  a  million  dollar  .  it  was  a  point  in  many’s  eyes  where  it  had  become  clear  hunter  valmont  was  a  monster  .  a  narrative  he  doesn’t  particularly  love  or  hate  .  
his  parents  on  the  other  hand  couldn’t  hate  anything  more  than  his  public  persona  ,  noting  on  various  occasions  to  him  that  he  is  routinely  breaking  their  only  rule  set  in  place  for  him  .  with  his  inheritance  on  the  line  he  has  tried  his  hand  at  cleaning  up  his  image  with  his  parents  help  in  the  last  couple  of  years  but  a  leopard  can  never  truly  change  it’s  spots  .
𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖊     .     facts     .
as  his  father’s  only  child  ,  he  stands  to  inherit  everything  the  old  man  has  when  the  time  comes  .  allowing  him  the  comfort  of  knowing  what  his  life  has  in  store  for  him  when  his  soccer  career  does  inevitably  come  to  an  end  :  heading  vortex  enterprises  an  international  hospitality  company  .  although  his  antics  have  put  conditions  on  his  inheritance  ,  facing  the  potential  of  being  taken  off  the  will  if  he  can’t  clean  up  his  act  .    
started  a  charity  in  2017  for  underprivileged  kids  ,  the  park  project  .  a  category  of  people  in  this  world  he  has  true  compassion  for  ,  now  that  he’s  a  bit  older  .  throughout  the  year  he  uses  the  money  donated  as  a  way  to  go  into  low  income  parts  of  cities  and  better  public  schools  ,  start  up  after  school  programs  for  free  ,  and  open  food  banks  for  families  in  need  of  a  little  bit  of  assistance  .  holding  an  annual  charity  gala  for  these  kids  ,  where  kids  from  the  community  are  the  guests  of  honor  and  awarded  with  scholarships  ,  clothing  and  food  vouchers  .  since  ,  it  has  become  his  best  quality  that  many  don’t  even  know  about  because  he  started  it  under  the  guise  of  a  pseudonym  (  lee  park  )  ,  starting  the  charity  without  the  need  of  praise  or  approval  but  simply  because  he  cared  enough  to  do  so  .  it’s  out  of  character  and  just  about  anyone  he  tells  doesn’t  believe  he’s  actually  the  one  behind  the  charity  .    
a  notorious  serial  dater  .  always  having  a  new  girl  on  his  arm  .  he’s  never  had  much  of  an  issue  getting  whatever  girl  he  wants  but  has  a  tendency  of  ruining  whatever  relationship  he  gets  into  one  way  or  another  --  cheating  ,  excessive  arguments  ,  ghosting  ,  name  a  poor  way  to  end  a  relationship  and  hunter  probably  has  experience  with  it  .  
extravagance  is  a  personality  trait  to  him  .  luxury  cars  ,  a  home  in  the  french  rivera  with  a  yacht  with  his  name  etched  into  it  docked  in  the  backyard  ,  fashion  show  appearances  ,  sending  one  of  a  kind  gifts  as  apologies  ,  dinners  worth  over  a  grand  ,  spontaneous  trips  out  of  the  country  .  he  has  money  and  he’s  never  been  all  that  afraid  to  throw  it  around  .  
an  instigator  through  and  through  .  he’s  fairly  observant  and  is  able  to  pick  up  on  what  irritates  other’s  the  most  and  pokes  and  prods  until  they  reach  their  breaking  point  ,  out  of  pure  boredom  .  he  loves  a  good  fight  and  has  a  tendency  to  be  able  to  twist  a  story  to  favor  him  in  almost  all  situations  .
𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖔𝖚𝖗     .     wanted     connections     .
i’ll  put  something  here  one  day    !
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