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Matt plays a (not so) friendly game of golf with Mr. Samuel Parr.
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#late shift#matt thompson#samuel parr#golf#gtfo of my house#mr. parr#golf club#ctrlmovie#wales interactive#joe sowerbutts#richard durden#poor sports#mr. parr gets salty when he's losing#salty
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you DO NOT talk about Hurting other people club!
#hotline miami#hotline miami richard#hotline miami jacket#hlm#hlm jacket#fight club#fight club narrator#tyler durden#I'm not the first and I'm not the last to make this crossover#“rooster” instead of “hustler” u know#chicken feather coat#soap/soup
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literally the narrator about tyler
#just guys being dudes#fight club#fight club narrator#tyler durden#soapshipping#fight club 1999#richard siken#crush#bradpittschiseledabs
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richard papen and the narrator of fight club match each others freak
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hehe noticed some parallels between two of my favorite things….. fight club hotline miami au?
#fight club#hotline Miami#Tyler durden#jacket#richard hotline miami#jacket hotline miami#narrator fight club#soapshipping#nyabbi art tag
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I kind of hated this movie but their first meeting hitttttttttt. So
#you are a fever I am learning to live with you are a fever I am learning to live with you are a fever I am#fight club#I took two screencaps I liked and smacked richard siken between them#quotes#knit#web weaving#the narrator#tyler durden#tyler x narrator#tyler durden x narrator#richard silken#also this is a throwaway I just need to get back into posting
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need to have a therapy session with an unreliable narrator where we do nothing but sit across each other and have the most epic staredown (i will lose)
#unreliable narrators#american psycho#patrick bateman#fight club#fight club 1999#the narrator#tyler durden#the secret history#richard papen#donna tartt#david fincher#chuck palahniuk
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L'ami de mon amie / Everybody’s Fool - Evanescence / Bender: New and Selected Poems “Robert Desnos (1900-1945)” - Dean Young / Tyler Durden - Madison Beer / In My Head - Ariana Grande / Fairytale (Let Me Live My Life This Way) - Rebecca Ferguson / Costar / Dancing - Mellow Fellow / Icarus - Azra.T / Jane Eyre - Charlotte Brontë / Guillermo Decurgez / R.E.M. - Ariana Grande / Anecdote of the Pig - Tory Adkisson / All In My Head - Tori Kelly / In Real Life - Demi Lovato / Crush - Richard Siken / The Dropout / unknown / Naked Lunch / Only - Nine Inch Nails / Sun Bleached Flies - Ethel Cain / Mad Girl's Love Song - Sylvia Plath / Everywhere - Michelle Branch / Can U Not - Okay Kaya / Gunshot - Lykke Li / Alex - Roy Blair / please put me in a medically induced coma - carolesdaughter / Lucky You, Hearts/Wires, Radiant City - Deftones / Who Do You Love? - Kindness, Robyn / L’ami de mon amie
#parallels#evanescence#robert desnos#dean young#jane eyre#charlotte brontë#sylvia plath#naked lunch#nine inch nails#trent reznor#ethel cain#l'ami de mon amie#éric rohmer#eric rohmer#okay kaya#roy blair#lykke li#please put me in a medically induced coma#carolesdaughter#deftones
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Which male characters in movies and TV shows do you find attractive?
Pretty much any pre-Peaky Blinders Cillian Murphy character. Malcom Reynolds from Firefly. Farmboy Luke Skywalker. Indiana Jones (original trilogy, though older, late 90s Harrison Ford is daddy material). Young Indy (the River Phoenix version) Any Sean Bean character that has long hair (but especially Richard Sharpe, God those uniforms...). Original series era Captain Kirk. Tyler Durden. Alejandro from Sicario. Paul Atredies (either version). Dale Cooper. Fox Mulder (early seasons especially). Jack Bauer. Kurt Hummel. Season 1 Din Djarin (when he takes his helmet off and is all sweaty and hurt that's the most attractive Pedro Pascal has ever looked). Raylan Givens. Boyd Crowder. Jack Ryan (the Harrison Ford version and yeah maybe I just like Harrison Ford during a very specific set of years deal with it). Billy from Predator. Anakin Skywalker (ROTS version).
Huh. I'm actually surprised I was able to think up so many. I'm usually much more into anime or video game characters so I thought I'd struggle with this, but there's actually a lot more live action characters I find attractive than I thought. And that's not even a full list, just where I stopped.
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SCARS OF DRACULA (1970) – Episode 234 – Decades of Horror 1970s
“Open the door. I’ve something for you. Go on, open up. I’m quite alone. Open up!” Surely, there are no villagers with torches hiding around the corner. Right? Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Bill Mulligan, Chad Hunt, and Jeff Mohr – as they discuss yet another of Christopher Lee’s turns as Dracula in Hammer’s Scars of Dracula (1970).
Decades of Horror 1970s Episode 234 – Scars of Dracula (1970)
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A young man on a trip spends the night at Count Dracula’s castle and is murdered. After some time has passed, the young man’s brother comes to the small town, where all the traces of his brother lead, to look for him.
Directed by: Roy Ward Baker
Writing Credits: Anthony Hinds (screenplay) (as John Elder); Bram Stoker (based on the character created by)
Selected Cast:
Christopher Lee as Dracula
Dennis Waterman as Simon
Jenny Hanley as Sarah
Christopher Matthews as Paul Carlson
Patrick Troughton as Klove
Michael Gwynn as Priest
Michael Ripper as Landlord
Wendy Hamilton as Julie
Anouska Hempel as Tania
Delia Lindsay as Alice
Bob Todd as Burgomaster
Toke Townley as Elderly Waggoner
David Leland as First Officer
Richard Durden as Second Officer
Maurice Bush as Farmer (as Morris Bush)
Margo Boht as Landlord’s Wife
Clive Barrie as Fat Young Man
Olga Anthony as Girl at Party (uncredited)
George Innes as Servant (uncredited)
Nikki Van der Zyl as Sarah Framsen (voice) (uncredited)
Could it possibly be Hammer Time again? Yes! And Dracula, no less! This time, the 70s Grue-Crew take on Scars of Dracula (1970), Christopher Lee’s fifth time playing the bloodsucking count for Hammer. Directed by Roy Ward Baker, Scars of Dracula is probably the bloodiest, most violent of Hammer’s Dracula productions so far. There is the usual cast of Hammer women (Jenny Hanley, Wendy Hamilton, Anouska Hempel) and Hammer regulars (e.g., Patrick Troughton, Michael Ripper, Michael Gwynn) along with the requisite Hammer bats. Only in this case, it’s plural bats with mechanical wings to boot! And man, are they nasty! The Grue Crew have more fun than a barrel of mechanical bats discussing this one.
At the time of this writing, Scars of Dracula (1970) is available to stream from Pluto TV, Plex, and various PPV sources, and on physical media as a Blue-ray formatted disc from SCREAM Factory.
Gruesome Magazine’s Decades of Horror 1970s is part of the Decades of Horror two-week rotation with The Classic Era and the 1980s. In two weeks, the next episode, chosen by Chad, will be The Antichrist (1974). On the plus side, it’s an Italian film directed by Alberto De Martino and starring Arthur Kennedy and Mel Ferrer with music by Ennio Morricone. On the minus side, we’re all going to hell.
We want to hear from you – the coolest, grooviest fans: comment on the site or email the Decades of Horror 1970s podcast hosts at [email protected].
Check out this episode!
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Season 6 Episode 1
CAR almost running over a BICYCLE
Not just any car, a red Jaguar XK120. I’ve sat in one of these before. Leg roooooooom.

Well we can tick the country village past time of fly fishing off the plot theme list. I feel like a hook line and sinker pun would go here.
Notable cast include:
Amanda Root (Persuasion 1995, The Iron Lady)
Honor Blackman (Goldfinger, Bridget Jones’s Diary)
Richard Durden (Star Wars)
Alison Ross (Star Wars)
John Warnaby (The King’s Speech)
Jeff Rawl (Harry Potter)






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So, with the end of the current hiatus nowhere in sight, the creators of Epic Rap Battles of History have been releasing short videos in which they respond to people's matchup ideas and talk about whether or not they'd do them. What follows are my thoughts on each suggestion.
Dog the Bounty Hunter vs Chris Hansen: Terrible; Dog stopped being relevant years ago and Hansen has no real valid matchups
Jack Sparrow vs Bilbo Baggins: They might be able to pull it off, but the connection is tenuous at best
Malcolm X vs Nelson Mandela: Perfect. Do it immediately
Dexter vs Punisher: Could work, though I prefer Punisher vs Peacemaker
The Wiggles v-NO
Marco Polo vs Zheng Yi Sao: Awesome; the show's always great at spotlighting obscure historical figures, so this would be fun
Sheldon Cooper vs Rick Sanchez: I don't really get their reasoning for passing this one up. "I don't wanna use Rick because his creator is problematic," they say seconds before suggesting Roseanne instead and three years after using Harry Potter
HP Lovecraft vs Mary Shelley: Could work, but Lovecraft might be better suited for a more prolific author
Captain America vs Mussolini: Could work, but I prefer Cap vs Batman
Black Panther vs Catwoman: Unique idea; would be cool to see which versions of the characters they use
Ethan Hunt vs Angus MacGyver: Meh
John Wilkes Booth vs Lee Harvey Oswald: I'm glad they turned this one down; it just sounds very insubstantial. The fact that they each killed Presidents is the only thing either of them are known for
Robin Hood vs Ned Kelly: Sounds awesome; I can’t fathom what Lloyd was talking about when he said Robin Hood can't be made "cool." Has he never heard of any of the non-Disney movies he was in?
Steve Harvey vs Dr. Phil: Meh
The Three Stooges vs The Three Musketeers: IT'S ALL I WANT AND I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG
Patrick Bateman vs Andrew Tate: Bateman is worthy of a rap battle, but there is no fucking way a disgusting sack of shit like Andrew Fucking Tate deserves to be immortalized in this or any series. Not only is he a monstrous asshole, but since I'd never heard of him before he got arrested, he just comes off as too second-string and his image too fleeting to be remembered after the battle's release anyway. It's like how Sarah Palin and Napoleon Dynamite appeared in season 1; what's the point? Bateman would be better off facing another fictional character like Tyler Durden or Tommy Shelby or Rorschach or Homelander or any other member of the "you're missing the point by idolizing them" club
Miles Morales vs Dick Grayson: A great idea for a battle, but it irks me how they seem to only think of Dick Grayson as Robin, and even then only how he was portrayed in the 60s TV show. Since Dick Grayson's graduation to the solo hero Nightwing and his leadership of the Titans have been the status quo in the comics for decades, and even his TV and movie appearances as Robin clearly show him to be more than the hyperactive goofball that Lloyd portrayed him as in season 2, their lack of research here is jarring — especially considering how diligent they are with their other characters (remember, Peter read every issue of the Dragon Ball manga and watched every episode of Breaking Bad in preparation for the later half of season 3).
Garfield and Jon vs Calvin and Hobbes: Eh, I don't see it. No disrespect to their creators or fans, but they just ain't rap battle material
Metallica and AC/DC vs Slayer and Guns n Roses: I agree with them that a team battle between unrelated heavy metal acts would be unwieldy, but any combination of those four could totally be awesome in a straight 1v1 battle
Richard Nixon vs King John: Could work, but I'd rather have Nixon in a Presidential royale
Barbie vs He-Man: Another "meh" idea, but I'm not fond of Peter's assertion that He-Man is only known for the bad '90s movie when he's appeared in multiple media before and since that have all gained a far more positive reception and a strong fanbase
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lewdcanons is a secondary blog of @sparsilelove and @aeipathiclove -- all guidelines of my main blog apply here too! this page is for all my (likely canon divergent) adult plots involving canon characters. while i'm usually picky about canons and their portrayal, everything here is a little more chill and entirely #toohornyformain. characters under the cut 🥴
a note on gender: * indicates a genderswapped character. all muses can be played as cis or trans, but please don't use feminisation kink with trans guys in threads with me. i'm trans myself and it makes me super dysphoric, thanks!
for all of the fandoms mentioned, i'll most likely play anyone from that fandom -- just send me a message on main and we'll figure it out.
comics - dc:
bruce wayne (henry cavill or ben affleck)
conner kent (joshua orpin)
damian wayne (anthony keyvan)
dick grayson (brenton thwaites)
garfield logan (ryan potter)
jason todd (curran walters, noah centineo or matthew daddario)
jon kent (michael cimino)
timothy drake (tyler lawrence gray or jay lycurgo)
comics - marvel:
clint barton (alexander ludwig, sam claflin or boyd holbrook)
frank castle (jon bernthal)
kane bishop* (ryan potter or tanner buchanan)
matt murdock (charlie cox or cameron monaghan)
miles morales (jharrel jerome)
peter parker (nick robinson or tom holland)
steve rogers (chris evans)
movies - scream:
billy loomis (felix mallard or skeet ulrich)
chad meeks-martin (mason gooding)
ethan landry (jack champion)
quinn bailey* (cameron monaghan)
richie kirsch (jack quaid)
troy carpenter* (michael cimino)
movies - misc:
duncan idaho (jason mamoa)
indiana jones (john krasinski or chris pratt)
james bond (thomas doherty or henry cavill)
leto atreides (oscar isaac)
nick gant (finn cole)
paul atreides (timothee chalamet)
raleigh becket (charlie hunnam)
sebastian valmont (aron piper)
tyler durden (charlie hunnam) and the narrator (robert pattinson)
tv - fate: the winx saga:
dane (theo graham)
riven (freddie thorp)
sam (jacob dudman)
saul silva (rob james-collier)
sky (danny griffin)
tv - misc:
bobo del rey (michael eklund)
doc holliday (tim rozon)
geralt of rivia (henry cavill)
joel miller (pedro pascal)
nick scratch (gavin leatherwood)
tv - riverdale:
archie andrews (kj apa)
barney cooper* (hunter doohan or froy gutierrez)
fp jones (skeet ulrich)
jughead jones (cole sprouse)
vernon lodge* (rafael silva)
tv - shadowhunters:
bat velasquez (rafael silva)
clarence fairchild* (kj apa)
jace herondale (finn cole or dominic sherwood)
simon lewis (asa butterfield or alberto rosende)
tv - teen wolf:
alexander argent* (thomas doherty or manu rios)
chris argent (john krasinski or milo ventimiglia)
derek hale (richard madden, michael trevino or tyler hoechlin)
isaac lahey (archie renaux or paul mescal)
liam dunbar (jordan elsass, rudy pankow or dylan sprayberry)
noah stilinski (ben affleck or timothy olyphant)
peter hale (jensen ackles or sebastian stan)
stiles stilinski (nico hiraga or dylan o'brien)
theo raeken (jacob elordi, gavin leatherwood or cody christian)
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My favorite radio stations. 💖😙💗🥰🎶📻🎵
91.3 RSU college radio. I have been listening to them for about 15 years. 💗 (as long as I've lived in Oklahoma and for the brief couple of years I did not I still streamed them online daily!) Always plays the best new indie and has amazing weekly programming blocks for punk rock, Latin alternative, metal, oldies (sockhop Saturday morning! One of my favorite blocks!), bluegrass, folk, psychedelic, lofi, hip hop, dance, country, reggae, even grateful dead has their own block, throwback blocks to 00s/90s/80s/70s/60s and just everything good! I will always love this station!
One FM 91.3 Singapore i found by accident when trying to get rsu on a smart speaker. A happy accident bc now they are one of the only other stations I will play regularly. They are newer. There are virtually no ads, they play great tracks from the 80s 90s and 00s and they are very pleasant when they do have their small talk shows and programing blocks, its also great to hear about Singapore traditions and lifestyles. Their time is different from mine so it is fun they will be talking about going to bed when I'm making breakfast or talking about morning things when its time for bed here and play Saturday night party remixes all Saturday morning and day, the extra long remix Mashup dance tracks are actually a lot of fun so I'm glad!
Irish pub radio is a great one for irish classics and popular Irish artists of today. My family is Irish heritage and I've grown up with this music. They tend to repeat a lot of things but I will put this on when I need my Irish fix or really want to hear the saw doctors. Cead mile failte. 🇮🇪
This one is pretty self explanatory. It's queen Selena Quintanilla Perez radio all Selena all day. For some reason it no longer works on tunein but the website seems to still work. I love Selena. Anything for Selenas. 👏👸
Favorite Bands/Discographies, if i haven't posted a song from any of these artists that you're looking for request it and I will!
mewithoutyou, Mother Mother, Margot & the nuclear so and so's/Richard Edwards, The avett brothers, An Cafe, The Get up kids, The postal service, The pillows, Nigel silverthorne/the Natalie fight, Jukebox the ghost, Mika, Andrew Jackson jihad, Ai otsuka, Annuals, Manchester Orchestra, Fun., Dear and the Headlights, Hot Hot Heat, Selena, Of Montreal, Vampire Weekend, Miniature Tigers, Frightened Rabbit, Alan Jackson, Kaela Kimura, Maria mena, Blink 182, Saint motel, Daft punk, The Grateful Dead, Kimya Dawson/moldy peaches/the uncluded, Jd natasha, Talking heads, Frank Sinatra, The Saw Doctors, Good Charlotte, 1997, Seatbelts, Yoko kanno, The Used, Forgive durden, Buddy Holly, Architecture in helsinki, Johnny Cash, Kate nash, Anais mitchell, The new pornagraphers, electric light orchestra, oingo boingo, dethklok, tenacious d, beastie boys, death cab for cutie, flight of the Conchords, childish gambino, cursive,...
Always adding more as i think of them/if I've posted any artists song not listed here chances are they're still a fav so you can ask for tracks by them.
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✼ ʾ 𝑎𝑐𝑡. 𝒊 , the bits & bobs .
FULL NAME: leighton huntley valmont. ALIAS(ES): hunter valmont ( known publicly as ) , lord of the night ( by fans / teammates ). BIRTH DATE: february seventh. BIRTH PLACE: 16th arrondissement , paris , france. AGE: twenty seven years old. PRONOUN(S): he , him. GENDER: cis male. ORIENTATION: heterosexual , heteromantic. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: in a pr relationship ; single. EDUCATION: graduated high school. OCCUPATION: professional soccer player , philanthropist , and heir. CAREER DETAILS: click here.
NATIONALITY: french - american , gained american citizenship through his mother. ETHNICITY: korean , english , french , welsh. LANGUAGES SPOKEN: french, english. FINANCIAL STATUS: upper class. FATHER: richard valmont. NATIONALITY: french. OCCUPATION: business mogul and ceo of vortex enterprises. MOTHER: aira park - valmont. NATIONALITY: american. OCCUPATION: banking heiress , philanthropist , and art collector. PETS: grey pit bull named ajax , brown and black rottweiler named mercy. PAST RELATIONSHIPS: tba.
HEIGHT: 6 foot 1 inch. WEIGHT: 188 pounds. HAIR COLOR: black. EYE COLOR: brown. TRAITS: ambitious , independent , humorous , realistic , jealous , detached , reckless , insensitive. ZODIAC: aquarius. HOBBIES: tba. CHARACTER INSPO: tyler durden , bruce wayne , wednesday addams , jordan belfort.
✼ ʾ 𝑎𝑐𝑡. 𝒊𝒊 , the story so far .
hunter pulled the ultimate lottery ticket at birth . born the only child to a banking heiress and business mogul . learning to take full advantage of his silver spoon life at a young age . gifts and spontaneous trips where how his parents showed their love , often leaving their son to his own devices while they focused on their careers and public image . mostly cared for by a revolving door of nanny’s ( thanks to mother dearests jealousy of another women getting closer to her son than she was ) . when his parents were around , the walls of their parisian estate were filled with arguing over his father’s endless affairs . it was unbearable for a young hunter and he quickly grew a resentment towards any woman who wasn’t his mother that got too close to his father .
the move to the states happened when he was six . his parents relationship had fallen entirely by the wayside and his mother decided to move to new york city with her son . unbeknownst to the public his parents were living in entirely separate countries for nearly seven years . during this time hunter spent the school months in america and his summers with his dad in paris . from a young age he’d taken a liking to soccer and it became clear very early on to both his parents and coaches he was incredibly talented . a young prodigy , the massive ego was inevitable . at the big dogs of the soccer world noticed him , at thirteen he moved to barcelona were he joined fc barcelona’s youth academy . just under two years in the academy , he rapidly rose in the team ranks and made the first team at just sixteen . despite his young age , he quickly rose as one of the world’s best soccer players proving early suspicions of his level of talent correct .
despite his talent and fan fare , his personal life and overall attitude has long threatened to undermine his career . a career laced with scandal for over a decade . early on in life , things had been perfectly laid out for him , all he had to do was follow the script . succeed in whatever he does , smile and wave when out with his parents , and never hang out with the wrong crowd , in simpler words : don’t embarrass the family . so long as he followed his parents lead , there was the silent promise that he could do what he wanted behind closed door , and that he did . but with a fame all of his own his antics became much harder to conceal .
dubbed a diva on the turf by many naysayers , a number of unsportsmanlike behavior reported ( but never getting any major consequences for ) , strings of scorned woman in and out of his life , and an affinity for night life that could put jordan belfort to shame . the most damaging report came in 2019 , when a fight broke out during one of his infamous yacht parties in the french rivera . boat docked by a rooftop bar where hunter was reported to have gotten into an altercation with another party goer ( only one of a long string of altercations he’s been reported to have ) , the fight only ending once hunter lifted the other guy up and threw him overboard . the guy later suing hunter for over a million dollar . it was a point in many’s eyes where it had become clear hunter valmont was a monster . a narrative he doesn’t particularly love or hate .
his parents on the other hand couldn’t hate anything more than his public persona , noting on various occasions to him that he is routinely breaking their only rule set in place for him . with his inheritance on the line he has tried his hand at cleaning up his image with his parents help in the last couple of years but a leopard can never truly change it’s spots .
✼ ʾ 𝑎𝑐𝑡. 𝒊𝒊𝒊 , the inner circle .
coming soon !
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𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖓𝖊 . initial .
full name: leighton huntley valmont . nicknames, aliases:
hunter valmont . ( known publicly as )
lord of the night . ( by fans / teammates )
age: twenty - seven . date of birth: february seventh . place of birth: 16th arrondissement , paris , france . hometown: upper east side , new york city , new york . nationality: french - american . languages spoken: french , english , spanish .
zodiac sign: aquarius . hogwarts house: slytherin . myers - briggs: entj - t .
occupation: professional soccer player and philanthropist . notable career details:
soccer : went pro at 16 years old when he signed on with fc barcelona ( where he totaled 156 goals while with the club ) that same year he joined the french national team ( where he has totaled 77 goals to date ) .
in 2017 , he became the highest paid soccer player in the world when he signed a $263 million dollar transfer to paris saint - germain fc at just 21 years old .
in 2020 he was named captain of the french national team and has held onto the title since .
currently wears #10 as a forward for paris saint - germain fc and the french national team .
awards / accolades : golden ball ( for best player in a tournament ) by fifa confederations cup , 2013 . holds the record for most man of march awards ( for mvp of each fifa tournament ) won , four all in 2013 . bronze boot ( for third top goal scorer of the fifa world cup ) by fifa confederations cup , 2014 . la liga best world player for 2014 - 2015 season . la liga player of the month in november of 2015 . unfp ligue 1 best player of the year for 2017 - 2018 season . 2x unfp ligue 1 player of the month january 2020 , august 2022 . golden boot ( for top goal scorer of the fifa world cup ) by fifa confederations cup , 2022 .
height: six foot one . weight: 187 lbs . tattoos, piercings: batman and the joker on the top of his back ( something like this , but spiderman is the joker ) .
father: richard valmont ( fifty - eight ) , a french - american business mogul and ceo of vortex enterprises . relationship : they’ve always gotten along , often seeing on to eye on most things but as of recent their relationship has been more strained behind closed door . mother: aira park - valmont ( fifty - five ) , an american banking heiress , philanthropist , and art collector . relationship : a mama’s boy , she struggles to ever shed light on anything he does wrong , in her eyes he can do no wrong . she’s the one woman in the world he’d do absolutely anything for . pets: ajax ( german shepard , ten years old ) , mercy ( rottweiler , six years old )
gender: cis male . pronouns: he / him . orientation: heterosexual . status: single . past relationships:
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𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖜𝖔 . background .
inspo : wednesday addams ( wednesday ) , bruce wayne ( dc universe ) , chuck bass ( gossip girl ) , tyler durden ( fight club ) , neymar jr. .
hunter pulled the ultimate lottery ticket at birth . born the only child to a banking heiress and business mogul . learning to take full advantage of his silver spoon life at a young age . gifts and spontaneous trips where how his parents showed their love , often leaving their son to his own devices while they focused on their careers and public image . mostly cared for by a revolving door of nanny’s ( thanks to mother dearests jealousy of another women getting closer to her son than she was ) . when his parents were around , the walls of their parisian estate were filled with arguing over his father’s endless affairs . it was unbearable for a young hunter and he quickly grew a resentment towards any woman who wasn’t his mother that got too close to his father .
the move to the states happened when he was six . his parents relationship had fallen entirely by the wayside and his mother decided to move to new york city with her son . unbeknownst to the public his parents were living in entirely separate countries for nearly seven years . during this time hunter spent the school months in america and his summers with his dad in paris . from a young age he’d taken a liking to soccer and it became clear very early on to both his parents and coaches he was incredibly talented . a young prodigy , the massive ego was inevitable . at the big dogs of the soccer world noticed him , at thirteen he moved to barcelona were he joined fc barcelona’s youth academy . just under two years in the academy , he rapidly rose in the team ranks and made the first team at just sixteen . despite his young age , he quickly rose as one of the world’s best soccer players proving early suspicions of his level of talent correct .
despite his talent and fan fare , his personal life and overall attitude has long threatened to undermine his career . a career laced with scandal for over a decade . early on in life , things had been perfectly laid out for him , all he had to do was follow the script . succeed in whatever he does , smile and wave when out with his parents , and never hang out with the wrong crowd , in simpler words : don’t embarrass the family . so long as he followed his parents lead , there was the silent promise that he could do what he wanted behind closed door , and that he did . but with a fame all of his own his antics became much harder to conceal . dubbed a diva on the turf by many naysayers , a number of unsportsmanlike behavior reported ( but never getting any major consequences for ) , strings of scorned woman in and out of his life , and an affinity for night life that could put jordan belfort to shame . the most damaging report came in 2019 , when a fight broke out during one of his infamous yacht parties in the french rivera . boat docked by a rooftop bar where hunter was reported to have gotten into an altercation with another party goer ( only one of a long string of altercations he’s been reported to have ) , the fight only ending once hunter lifted the other guy up and threw him overboard . the guy later suing hunter for over a million dollar . it was a point in many’s eyes where it had become clear hunter valmont was a monster . a narrative he doesn’t particularly love or hate .
his parents on the other hand couldn’t hate anything more than his public persona , noting on various occasions to him that he is routinely breaking their only rule set in place for him . with his inheritance on the line he has tried his hand at cleaning up his image with his parents help in the last couple of years but a leopard can never truly change it’s spots .
𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖊 . facts .
as his father’s only child , he stands to inherit everything the old man has when the time comes . allowing him the comfort of knowing what his life has in store for him when his soccer career does inevitably come to an end : heading vortex enterprises an international hospitality company . although his antics have put conditions on his inheritance , facing the potential of being taken off the will if he can’t clean up his act .
started a charity in 2017 for underprivileged kids , the park project . a category of people in this world he has true compassion for , now that he’s a bit older . throughout the year he uses the money donated as a way to go into low income parts of cities and better public schools , start up after school programs for free , and open food banks for families in need of a little bit of assistance . holding an annual charity gala for these kids , where kids from the community are the guests of honor and awarded with scholarships , clothing and food vouchers . since , it has become his best quality that many don’t even know about because he started it under the guise of a pseudonym ( lee park ) , starting the charity without the need of praise or approval but simply because he cared enough to do so . it’s out of character and just about anyone he tells doesn’t believe he’s actually the one behind the charity .
a notorious serial dater . always having a new girl on his arm . he’s never had much of an issue getting whatever girl he wants but has a tendency of ruining whatever relationship he gets into one way or another -- cheating , excessive arguments , ghosting , name a poor way to end a relationship and hunter probably has experience with it .
extravagance is a personality trait to him . luxury cars , a home in the french rivera with a yacht with his name etched into it docked in the backyard , fashion show appearances , sending one of a kind gifts as apologies , dinners worth over a grand , spontaneous trips out of the country . he has money and he’s never been all that afraid to throw it around .
an instigator through and through . he’s fairly observant and is able to pick up on what irritates other’s the most and pokes and prods until they reach their breaking point , out of pure boredom . he loves a good fight and has a tendency to be able to twist a story to favor him in almost all situations .
𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖔𝖚𝖗 . wanted connections .
i’ll put something here one day !
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