#rhett. intro

[floydsmuse]

he looked so pretty in this scene :,)

[link-sans-specs]

Season 24 Intro

[steve-s-slut]

For @link-sans-specs

[watcherwatts]

watcher-centric blog. sweet boys (garrett watts + andrew siwicki), mythical (gmm, smosh, mythical kitchen, etc.), and other content creators can be found here too :)

[lewmagoo]

another 15k word fic is on the horizon, methinks

[delopsia]

I've written intros before, but for some reason, I've sat here for ten whole minutes failing to write one, so this is what you're getting.

Anyways here's a short snippet of Stalling, a short porn without plot Rhett fic (PBR! Rhett in specific but its not that important here) that you should see on Thursday the 23rd, 3PM EST 💃

"Thank you," he's panting, hardly able to draw himself back to speak, as if doing so will cause his whole world to crumble.  "Thank you for letting me eat your pussy."

His tongue is so hot. A wet flame that presses into you, lazily working in and out, the tip of his nose bumping against your clit, barely there touches that have your hips jolting.

But as quickly as his tongue appeared, it's drifting away entirely. Bold enough to test the waters but too impatient to commit, already venturing up, up, up, back to the swollen little bud that he can't stop tormenting.

You're going to be in so much trouble if someone walks in and finds out that the PBR's best cowboy is eating you out in a bathroom stall.

"Y' taste so good," speaking directly into you, his voice rumbling up your belly and into your chest, jostling the cluster of butterflies that have been resting there. 

The heels of your palms press into his forehead, but it's not doing anything. You can't escape the frenzied twitch of his tongue, rolling back and forth, a feather-light contact that ought to send you through the roof. 

"Rhett, you're gonna..." The sound of your voice is meeting your ears, but you can't feel your mouth moving. "Oh fuck—Rhett, you're gonna get us caught." And there's more that you want to say, but you're being cut short by your own drawn-out squeal, fingers knotting in those deep brown locks.

Your heart hammers against your chest with all the strength and fury of those bulls he rides. Thighs shivering, nerves set alight as his lips wrap around your clit, sucking so harshly that the noise echoes all around the room. 

"'s my reward, ain't it?" He sounds almost innocent. As if his devilish tongue isn't hanging out of his mouth, the definition of sin itself. "They can't object to that."

You'd like to argue that they can, but fuck, those loose little circles are about to put you on the goddamn floor. Hips writhing, held in place by the big hands squeezing the fat of your ass, forcing you to remain upright until he's had his fill of you. 

"Rhett—"

Hinges squeal as the bathroom door swings open. 

Sparkling blue eyes dart up to your face, and you can't see it, but you can feel the grin working its way across his face. Boots thump across the floor, then fall silent.

[pidgewildwind]

A better intro post!

Hi, I'm Pidge!

I'm just here to have fun

✨️Have some banners!!✨️

Tags:

pidge reblogs: I have rebloged this post

pidge has spoken: I talk

pidge gets personal: this relates to my life personally

pidge has created something: I made a thing

pidge butts into other peoples conversations: self explanatory, I shouldn't, but I did

mandatory reblog: important

im a writer tag: writing stuff

paisley, syph, flint, rhett, skye, birdie: all my ocs, tags are individual, not listed altogether lol

my ocs: duh

[babyy-rhett-x3]

🚀⭐️ hiya! This is my agere acc intro! Pls read! (^o^) 🌙🛸 (I sadly lost my old one babi puppy:()

Name: Rhett

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Nicknames: Bud, Mister, Little one

(P.s I rlly do pref nicknames! They make me feel safe & little ( >ω<) )

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Pronouns:

He/Him/His ☆ They/Them/Theirs

It/Its/Itself ☆ Star/Stars/Starself

Moon/Moons/Moonself

Xey/Xem/Xeirs ☆ Zey/Zem/Zeirs

Pup/Pups/Pupself

Paw/Paws/Pawself || + more!!

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Gender: Transgender Male + Neo genderz!

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Little Age: 1 to 10 (´ρ`)

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Big age: 16

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What to expect on this account?: Me & my alters posting/reblogging! We're an osdd-1b sys ( ＾ω＾ )

I'm also a flip regressor! Meaning I agere & am a caregiver at the same time!

I also have autism, adhd, & more

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Likes:

Colouring / Drawing

Arts n Crafts (o＾・＾o)

Playing w plushies, toys, sensory bin fidgets

LED lights & light up stuff

Glow in the dark stuff! (o´▽`o)

Baking & cooking w caregiver

Watching TV shows (^o^)

Naps (´ρ`)💤

Movies

Falling asleep on nighttime car rides

Sippys, Bottles, Pacis, Onsies, PJS! >:3

Snack plates

Making snacks

CHOCO & STRAWBERRY MILKK! (>ω<)

Baths

Bedtime Stories

Space (　・ω・) 🚀🛸🌙🌌

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Dislikes:

Veggies (-。-;)

Bright Rooms/Lights

Flashy stuff

Horror games (when small only tho!)

Horror movies

Scary noises/sounds

Pitch black rooms

Being Alone for long periods of time

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My fav TV shows (+ Fav Characters! (>o<)

Spongebob (Spongebob, Patrick, Gary, Squidward, Mr Krabs)

MLP (Fluttershy, Pinkie, RainbowDash)

Bluey (Chilli, Bluey, Muffin

Teen Titans Go (Raven, Beastboy, Cyborg)

The Fairly Oddparents (Cosmo & Wanda, Timmy, Poof)

Yo Gabba Gabba (Muno, Plex, Toodee)

The Loud House (Clyde, Lola, Luna)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Ralph, Michelangelo)

Fanboy & Chumchum (Fanboy)

Clearance (Main 3)

Summer Camp Island (no pref)

The Regular Show (Rigby, Pops)

Craig Of The Creek (Main 3)

The Amazing World Of Gumball (Darwin, Gumball, Nicole)

Pocoyo (Pocoyo, Pato, Loula, Caterpillar, Angry Alien)

Wonder Pets (no pref)

Phineas & Ferb (Ferb, Perry, Dr evil doufensmurchs (something like that..)

Dinosaur Train (no pref)

Masha & The Bear (Masha, Bear, Wolves)

Peppa Pig (no pref)

ni-hao kai-lan (no pref)

Jhonny Test (Jhonny, Dukey, the twins)

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My Fav Movies (´ρ`)

Astro Boy

Spongebob Movie

MLP Movie

Happy Feet

Madagascar (all of them)

Cloudy w a chance of meatballs

Ice age

Chicken Run

Monsters inc

Charlotte's web

Finding Nemo

Disney movies especially lady & the tramp

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DNI.

● pedophiles

● zoophiles

● pro shippers

● pro ANA/ED

● racists

● abliests

● homophobes

● transphobes

● anti agere/petre

● fakeclaimers

● anti therian/otherkin

● anti furry

● anti neo prns / neo genders

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PLZZ INTERACT:3

● Other Age / Pet Regressors

● Other Systems (only if ur acc is for Littles only tho sorry!!)

● Space, Alien, Star lovers

● REGRETEVATOR FANZ!

● PRESSURE FANZ

● Caregiver/Agereg/Petreg tip accs

● Anyone who isn't NSFW or mean!! >:333

To find out more abt us/me, go to my main acc! But it isn't SFW (but also isnt full on nsfw) ! Be warned<3

@rh3tt-x3

[tis-i-the-lesbian]

STOP RHETT AND LINK’S INTRO CARD SAYING “A JESUS AND A LESBIAN WOMAN”

[asherlockstudy]

i need thoughts from the fav rhink truther

regarding the kiss, since it was scripted, it means randl approved it (or even suggested it themselves?).. I like to imagine they're testing the waters, feeling out and being a little more open. because if they are in a relationship, the crew know by now for sure. yk speculating is kinda fun when it's harmless

Faaacts 😉

Okay. The kiss was the 3S: scripted - staged - strategic.

You can tell it was scripted by how desperately it is pushed into the intro. Rhett seems to find no alternative response to Link’s “Give me some sugar” except to kiss him. Everyone who has watched them more than a week however knows very well that such lines are relatively common from Link and Rhett never responds to them likewise.

One can easily tell it’s staged from their reactions prior and after. Rhett is a little tense before it and they both (try to) act mildly grossed out afterwards. Rhett turns to the crew members (who are supportive) and instead of accepting their approval he makes an apologetic gesture conveying the meaning “sorry, I didn’t know how to respond so I did that”. It’s very basic acting at best. Link on the other hand, his job was to look a little weirded out by Rhett’s kiss, however you can see a part of him wanting this to happen so there is this tiny smile that he tries to suppress throughout which gives him a confusing expression. Instead of looking awkward or weirded out, he ends up looking flirty pouty. He unintentionally (or maybe intentionally: read further below) looks exactly like the angry partner who is swayed by their SO’s charms and he tries hard to not show he’s melting inside. He recovers from it by quickly calling out sarcastically the crew for being fond of this moment.

Aside from Link’s contained and very suppressed contentment, you can see that the kiss itself comes very effortlessly to Rhett but he has the scripted sour expression fixed on his face regardless.

Of course we know that if this wasn’t staged the natural reactions would be totally different. Compare with Link’s kiss on Rhett’s head at a moment Rhett was acting like a dying Italian grandpa.

This was Link’s improvisation (it wasn’t exactly impulse because you could see him thinking it over and over and landing on it) but he genuinely wanted to do it and Rhett truly did not expect it. As a result, Rhett went into a sudden frenzy of going with Jessie to Italy for the wedding anniversary plans, while Link had a frozen unnatural smile on his face for the rest of the episode and his eyes had gone very glassy. Compare it also with the much heavier duty of Rhett sucking Link’s nipple on GME3, in which case Rhett looked totally unbothered, almost in his element, so being hesitant for a clean kiss on the cheek simply makes no sense. Link on the other hand was reaching his limits and demonstrated distress, which IMO was because he felt too vulnerable and exposed - even stimulated - to be okay with this going public. His boundaries were pushed there that day but everyone has collectively chose to ignore this. Another reason I dislike GME.

Of course, all these reactions are not because it was “finally” a kiss waiting too long to happen (Chuck Testa voiceover) NOOOOPE. It’s because of the stark contrast of doing something like this in public, outside of the familiar full secrecy of the closet. This is what makes Link’s eyes go glassy and Rhett panic, not the kiss itself. So, we are not in another Newsical Kiss situation, when it was indeed the plexiglass kiss that made them lose their minds. NOOOOPE. That phase has been long gone.

Consequently, the kiss was truly squeezed in there out of necessity because I don’t see any other reason for it to be there. There wasn’t even any sort of association to the theme of the episode (which is why it seemed so forced with the “give me some sugar” line). Since it was added to an irrelevant episode out of need, we should start asking what special or different thing happened yesterday, so that they would go for such an atypical choice out of the blue?

The special thing that happened yesterday was the Wonderhole trailer. If you watched said trailer, you must have seen that there is hardly any frame that does not feature a heavily gay innuendo. The humorous scenes featured in the trailer are all simply gay jokes. It’s not even adult humour in general or sex humour or straight sex humour (since that’s what they are, huh?👀👀👀). No it’s all gay sex humour between the two. So glaring that finally some eyes were opened in the comment section - the video has both comments digging the gayness however it now also has commentators finding it “too inappropriate”, “too much”, even an unfollow declaration I think. That’s good - Rhett must start getting used to the fact that this is how it’s going to be from now on, unfortunately.

The kiss however drew a lot of the attention that would normally be given to the trailer. In the GMM episode comment section, people talk about the kiss (“aww I wish I had such a friendship!” 🤦‍♀️) and the food… of course (💀). Between the two, the wild shit happening in the trailer is somewhat overlooked, unlike in the standalone trailer comment section.

The question is: whatever they were trying to achieve with the kiss, did they achieve it? Was the purpose really to draw the attention away from the trailer? Counterintuitive as it may seem, I believe the kiss was a “not yet” reminder before the wildness of the trailer. Think about it: the message sent through the kiss is not that Rhett loves Link. The message is that they looked out of their element during the kiss “haha look how awkward they are when they are trying this, bless their straight bro souls”. The intention was for this to happen immediately before the trailer, so that the naysayers and the cishets and the conservatives won’t be scared away. So, one would see the trailer and be like “woah what is happening here, this is being too gay…but oh yeah they just kissed and it was awkward and Link didn’t like it so I guess it’s all jokes for silliness in the show, it’s all good, I can rest easy”. In short, the “forced” kiss aimed to mellow down the edge of the show. And if anything big comes out of the show (which is in no way guaranteed, let’s be real, Rhett is too scared for me to trust that he won’t back away at any moment) they want viewers to move through all of it until they get to the truth of it, they don’t want to drive away people in advance.

The fact that Link then criticises the kiss further strengthens the notion that it was supposed to be perceived as a somewhat unpleasant experience. But it’s very important, it was supposed to be SOMEWHAT unpleasant. They were supposed to look MILDLY awkward. Rhett was supposed to entertain it finally “Want some sugar? Okay I am gonna try it out… I guess.” Rhett was supposed to turn to the crew in confusion and be cheered by them and Link was supposed to remain receptive to Rhett’s advance and not be like “whoa homie what’s that for?” even if he didn’t look crazy about it. Maybe even the suppressed contentment was actually part of the segment.

The ultimate purpose is to ease people in it VERY slowly. Slowly slowly. Keep them when there’s distance. Keep them when the distance narrows. Keep them when there’s no distance but hey at least there is awkwardness. KEEP them when the awkwardness lessens. And then POOF!!! The awkwardness is gone as well. It’s a torturously slow process. Like I have said before, it is manipulation and conditioning of the viewers. They know they will lose the conservatives and bigots but they try to ease in and keep the oblivious and the confused. The crew’s cheering despite R&L’s MILD discomfort is a subliminal message to urge us to see the sweetness, the love of it and cheer them too.

And yes, the crew is obviously in on it. It has been for quite a while. I have been seeing evidence of this since early 2023 already, which is insane. It makes you wonder how can so many people know (even if it’s just the main writers and producers), what is the TRUE status with real life friends and relatives then?????

[kaylinalexanderbooks]

Writing share

Thanks to @mysticstarlightduck here, @illarian-rambling here, and @paeliae-occasionally here!

Rules: share some writing!

Enjoy these guys looking up shit on Carmen

From The Secret Portal Part One

Rhett burst into her office so abruptly, Charlie almost spilled her drink. “What is it?” she asked, both annoyed and intrigued. Rhett held up the holographic file folder in his hand, breathing heavily. “You’ll never believe what I found.” “About Carmen Asghar?” Rhett nodded. He slapped the folder on Charlie’s desk, opening up and projecting an image. “A yearbook?” Charlie asked. “And guess who I found.” Rhett turned the page to a pep rally, then zoomed in on the crowd. “Recognize that girl?” Charlie squinted. “Yes, that’s Carmen Asghar.” “And the girl beside her?” Beside Carmen stood a Novemi girl with a bright shade of red hair. The two girls were standing close, holding up the same sign, cheering for someone named Di’wali. “Is that…?” Rhett nodded. “But… wasn't her base abandoned?” “Perhaps it was,” said Rhett. “Perhaps they relocated.” Charlie sighed. “Omar Asghar’s residence… not too far away, if memory serves.” “Not too far away at all.” “Do you know if there’s a base there?” “Not a clue,” said Rhett. “But why risk it?” Charlie nodded. “Do you have anything in mind?” Rhett smiled. “Oh, yes. Yes I do.”

Tagging @aziz-reads @ahordeofwasps @willtheweaver @somethingclevermahogony @leahnardo-da-veggie

+ ANYONE ELSE

TSP intro

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[rh3tt-x3]

Intro! Please read before interacting:3!!

Name: Rhett

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Pronouns: He/They/It/Bug/Moon/Star/Dirt/Xey/Zem/Paw/Pup + other neos!

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Age: 16

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Gender.: FTM Trans!

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Relationship Stat: Taken!

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Personality: ISFP

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Zodiac: Aries

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Religion: questioning...

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Disorders: OSDD-1B, AuDhd, Anxitey, Bipolar-depression, Insomnia, & possible dpd/bpd!

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Hyperfixiation:

● REGRETEVATOR >:33

● PRESSURE!!

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Special Intrests:

● REGRETEVATORR

● PRESSURE!!!!!

● Spongebob:3

● Fnaf

● Space

● ALIENZ

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Funfacts about me!

● I'm studying to be a vet-tech!

● I go nonverbal/mute at times due to overstimulation, Anger, Anxiousness/fear, Or to recharge my spoons! (Aka energy<3), and for that I have AAC & Communication Cards !

●I'm a flip age-regressor! Meaning I'm a age-regressor & Caregiver! I also petre!

● I'm a OSDD-1B sys! Ask for who's in front, headmates may post

●I have sensory issues! The most common being..

Bright lights

Loud Anything (noise, ppl, Animals, etc)

Tags on clothes

New/Changed recipe foods

Too much interaction/socialization

And some of the reasons i may go nonverbal is..

Anxious/Fear

Angry/Upset

Out of spoons (energy)

Overstimulated

About to have a meltdown

Recharging spoons (energy)

I also have a various good taste in music! (Imo;3) such as

Jack Stauber

Ayesha Erotica

Melanie Martinez

Mitski

Odetari

Gorillaz

NIRVANA

Lady gaga

ICP

Any fnaf music >:3

I also have PCOS! I'm trying to get it fixed rn but it's been cool learning abt my body!!

My Therio-types are Raccoon & Fox! <33

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DNI LIST.

● pedophiles

● zoophiles

● pro/comshitters

● pro ANA/ED

● racists

● abliests

● transphobes

● homophobes

● anti-agere/petre

● anti-therian/otherkin

● anti-furry

● ppl who force religion

● anti-neopronouns/gender

INTERACT PLEEAZE <:3

● REGRETEVATOR FANZ

● Spongebob fans

● Space/Alien loverz

● other systems

● AudHd ppl

● silly nice ppl in gen!>:3

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Extra: I'm not a very open sys but alters my post w their emoji and or name! that's all have a good day<3

[watcherwatts]

watcher-centric blog, digital and traditional artist.

art tag is: #ghosts own art

smosh, sweet boys (garrett watts + andrew siwicki), mythical (gmm, mythical kitchen, etc.), and other content creators can be found here too :)

dm me for any personal info such as names + pronouns or other social medias (my main blog is pretty easy to find but id prefer if youd ask first, unless you are coming from my main/already know it)

calling me ghost, based off of my tags, is absolutely okay, as it is one of my names ! do not use she, he, or they on me ! if you dont know my pronouns and dont want to ask, just stick with ghost.

(also, i feel like i should add this: i am personally not an irl shipper but this blog welcomes everyone)

[lewmagoo]

As Ethel Cain girlie to Ethel Cain girlie,, what songs of hers do you think fit certain Lew characters and why 👀

sorry, i wrote an entire essay for this lol. i only associate certain ones with rhett, and ben, and then i associate some with my au versions of a few of his characters.

for rhett:

western nights: specifically for this lyric: i watched him show his love through shades of black and blue starting fights at the bar across the street, like you do

we know mr. cowboy is prone to letting his fists fly and that song just feels so fitting for him.

dog days: this entire song reminds me of him but the opening lyrics especially i think of you while you're at work out in the fields, tearing up the earth but i like you best when you're at home giving it to me so nice and fucking slow

i think that realistically, loving rhett is a painful, beautiful, messy process. this song showcases that perfectly.

finally, crush: he's a little messed up and always getting himself into trouble, and i think this song depicts what it would be like to have a thing for him in high school. he's just not as insane as the guy ethel's singing about lol. these lyrics make me think of him though: his older brother bagged the valedictorian his mother, steady, screaming he should be more like him

solely because i think rhett is always compared to perry, in a "why can't you be more like your brother?" way

for ben:

family tree intro! especially because i used that song for a video edit of him. i like these lyrics for him: he cannot escape his mother's blood he'll scream and try to wash it off of his fingers but he'll never escape what he's made up of

ben cannot escape what's happening in the lot. he's forced to face it head on and fight this evil that's overtaken the town. he really doesn't have a choice in the matter. he loses those he cares about and he cannot escape his destiny, which involves ultimately killing the strain of evil terrorizing the lot

for mdm rhett:

thoroughfare and western nights!

western nights because, obvious. big sexy cowboy who ain't afraid to knock someone's block off if they disrespect you.

thoroughfare because he rescues his darlin from their dire circumstances and takes them out west to live with him. there, they fall deeply in love with each other. of course, little darlin has a much happier ending than ethel cain does lol.

[baby-puppi]

Please read before interacting as it is important!!<33

hiyaa!! I'm rhett! This is my agere/petre acc! It us completely SFW, but before I start I thought I'd tell u what's gonna be in this intro!

Basic info about me & who will be posting!

My acc info

What I will be posting!

DNI list

Interact list

Extras abt me/funfacts & Needs!

Please read carefully <33!!

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Name: Rhett (ask little/animals headmates name only if needed)

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Little age: 1 to 6! (ask little/animals headmates age only if needed)

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Big age: 16

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Pronouns: He/They/It/Bug/Moon/Star/Dirt/Xey/Zem/Paw/Pup + other neos! (Ask little/animals headmates prns if need it)

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Special intrests/hyperfixs!:

● Regretevator

● Bluey

● Spongebob

● Space

● Alienz! >w<

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Gender: FTM Trans!<3

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Extras about me: I have OSDD-1B, Autism, ADHD, and anxiety!!

Littles/Animals may post with or without an intro, most times they will repost/post something with just their name and emoji:3

I use AAC due to going nonverbal/mute in highstress situations, being out of spoons (energy), or just needing to get a sensory recharge!

I have sensory issues w things such as light, sound, food, textures, and more ! I have ways to calm myself down in lil space I may share here:33

I usually petreg to a puppy, doe, or other fictional animals!!

I HAVE A HYPERFIXIARUON ON REGRETEVATOR..

I need tonetags! Please use them<<33

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DNI LIST !! (INSTA BLOCK)

● pedophiles

● zoophiles

● Racists

● abliests

● homophobes

● transphobes

● anti-agere/petre

● anti-therian/otherkin

● anti-furry

● pro-ANA/ED

● NSFW ACCOUNTS

● DDLG/ABDL ACCS

● Accs u wouldn't show to a child!

● Proshippers..

(This isn't an insta block but preferably not any non-agere/petre/cg accounts!)

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INTERACT PLEAAZS>:3

● Agere/Petre/CG accounts

● Spongebob fanz

● REGRETEVATOR FANNZ! PLEASE!! /nf!

● Space/Alien lover!

● Stimboard accs :0

● SYS littles >:3

● Bluey fanz!

● Nice ppl in gen!!<<33 :3

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What I'll be posting on my acc?

Well I'll be posting the basic posts agere/petre accs do! Drawings, Tips, Random posts Well in little/petspace! All will be SFW<33

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Please be nice to us!

And remember to have a great day! <<33

Extra boxes for me >:3

[gmmfashion]

Howdy! was wondering if you could find Rhett's button down from GMM 2607, it's the shirt he's wearing for the intro/commentary, not the game itself. He's worn it before but I don't remember which episode so it may have already been covered, though I did look through your posts for a bit and didn't see it. Thank you in advance, this is such a wonderful resource!

It's from Urban Outfitters. It's the Keith Haring Camp Collar Short Sleeve Button-down Shirt.