#rfj

[jayke0]

RUFF RUF RUFFF RUFF

[godisarepublican]

[casinocarpediem]

• 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐀𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 •

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𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐣𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐨𝐟�� 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲

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~ cis! Bottom! Cecil Dennis x Gender Neutral! Top! Reader (there's not enough content of my sweetheart so I'm taking it as my responsibility)

~ Cecil is a little drunk but not too drunk, he can still definitely consent at this state but he's just a little loopy (whether he has alcohol in his system or not he's always loopy anyways lmao)

~ kissing, humping, cock slapping, rubbing, some beer, jacking off, Cecil is a noisy boy, exhibitionism, semi public sex

~ drabble (short-ish)

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You're at a party with some friends. Some friends you barely even knew. Only popping in because of the alcohol here, and some house exploration. Its a good excuse to roam around places where you definitely shouldn't be going.

And then you meet Cecil. Sitting their on the couch, was he sleeping? Maybe he wa–... nevermind. He's definitely awake. Bottle brought to his mouth and all. You can't help but wander at his stupid outfit. That green old denim jacket and the same old grey sando that would show off his tits to the world. Like it didn't matter to Cecil. Oh, but it definitely mattered to you.

Walking up to him, you can't help but sweet talk him out. Convince him to follow you cause you know a place with more beer. (Technically, you weren't lying. The not so hidden storage room provided a lot of cheap booze and other snacks.)

Of course he says yes, with some small reluctance of not wanting to get off his comfy spot at the couch. He follows you. And you get there and pop a few beers while talking about life and catching up on things.

Eventually. You kiss him, which wasn't the first time anyways so Cecil wasn't as shocked. And it had turned into something a little more desperate. Like humping against each other, tongues sliding against each other so warm while you grope his tits and he squeezes your rear with the same excitement.

Eventually you get his pants off. Stroking his cock through his boxers while he leans his head back against the shelf. Not bothering to quiet down his noises despite the very threat that anybody could catch them. The music was louder anyways. Hand on his crotch, lightly stroking his dick while torturously thumbing the tip of his dick with the edge of your nail and he sobs softly. Leaning his head against your hair, because your face was busy burying itself in his neck. Biting the skin.

You hit him there, not too rough not too soft. Cecil's always been a good boy anyways, and he could take whatever you gave him. So he very pleasantly gasps, his hands squeezing your arm while he whines afterwards. Even the shock surprising him. Until it turns into sobs mixed with soft moaning when you hit him there again and again. Against his balls and his shaft.

That was enough teasing anyways, so you remove his hand and he fucking whimpers. Mourning for the loss of contact. But he quickly stops once you free his cock against the slight cold air of the storage room, shivers against the chill and starts moaning again when you strong his cock. So sensitive and so pink at the tip, basically just inviting you to come unravel him. Maybe in a while again, until the both of you two are in the mood and you'll bring him to a little motel and make him cum until he goes blind.

The mere thought has you squeezing his cock, he swears again. Panting like he's ran a marathon. Looking at you with the softest puppy eyes, it makes you pity him.

So you go a little faster, making sure to softly squeeze and rub his tip with your fingers and palm for even more sensation and to also spread his precum so that moving up and down became easier and easier.

He swears again. This time in a more whiney voice. Degrade him. Call him a bitch for it even, emphasizing on the idea that anybody could stop and walk in and see himself in such a depraved state.

He'll moan louder this time, legs squeezed together slightly as he cums. You jerk him off faster, completely milking him until theres nothing left to offer, covering the concrete floor with his kids.

What does this do? It leaves you with a very sleepy Cecil. So you kiss him on the forehead and he kisses you back and offer him a drive home back to his lovely girlfriend who offers you some chocolate cake for bringing him back home safe in one piece.

𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬.

[clpdee]

Took adderall doses too close together so instead of getting through some rough drafts tonight ig I'm staying in bed until my skin stops buzzing and I'm no longer Afraid

[sweetfirebird]

if I had better (any) editing skills, I would be putting RFK Jr's bright head on top of Dr Spaceman in some 30 Rock clips and just leaving his insane "medical" dialogue as is.

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Ask Not: The Kennedys & the Women They Destroyed

JFK, Bobby/RFK Jr, Ted, RFK Sr, John John/JKF Jr

Presidential Candidate RFK Jr had his final revenge on Mary by digging up her coffin... 💔

[jayke0]

Me with revenge for jolly

[jayke0]

Sorry but Cecil's 5 inches at MOST

And i don't mind 😏😏

[casinocarpediem]

Cecil "*distracted, looking at the wedding platter of food*

Harry: ... you wanna continue??

Cecil: yes–

Harry: 's alright

Cecil: got a lil hungry

Harry: we just ate????

Cecil: I said I'm sorry 😒" Dennis

[dostoyevsky-official]

i was wrong about the scale and scope of what would happen. i thought it would resemble trump i incompetency with sporadic crises and an additional layer of crankery, like a new muslim ban, deportations made visible again, the DEI policies, crypto schemes, RFJ Jr etc. most dems and media are not awake to the emergency that's been unfolding and continues to unfold

[arcanechariot]

i'm gonna rewatch rfj on my lil portable dvd player and i wanted to tell you that

this man has cum in his pants at least once

imo

[tomorrowusa]

A colleague of anti-vaxxing extremist RFK Jr. named Aaron Siri has asked the FDA to revoke approval for the 1950s polio vaccine which has likely prevented millions of Americans from getting polio.

In the years before the vaccine, many people were paralyzed or even killed by the virus. President Franklin Roosevelt, afflicted at age 39 in 1921, is probably the most famous victim of the disease.

RFK Jr. and his wacko conspiracy buddies aren't content just to bring back polio. They are also eager to take away your tetanus, diphtheria, and hepatitis A vaccines.

RFJ Jr. is just one of the dangerously unqualified nominees Donald Trump has put forth. If you wanted to destroy America, you could not find more evil people to put in high level positions to accomplish that.

On a practical note, make sure you are caught up with all your immunizations by January 20th. And if you don't live too far from Canada or Mexico, make sure you have a US passport card so that you can easily hop across the border to get vaccines if another Trump pandemic threatens the US.

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Wanna know how bad polio is?

Paul Alexander contracted polio when he was 8, just before the polio vaccine became available. His infection was about the worst case of polio you can get without dying. He died early this year but spent most of the past 70 years encased in what is known as an iron lung.

‘Polio Paul,’ who spent most of the past 70 years in an iron lung, dies at 78

[jayke0]

THE CECIL ONE I'M LOOSING IT

How different Oscar Isaac Characters hold you while you’re riding NSFW

Just had a few thoughts

Steven:

Steven is a tits guy. Guy or girl he’s sitting up so his face is buried in your chest using both hands to push your pecks/breasts closer to his face. He’s messy. Spit is everywhere and you’re both going to need a bath later. You will have to do most of the work because this man is too lost in the sauce to do anything other than mouth at your chest and tell you how pretty he thinks you are.

Jake:

He differentiates between two options, both hands on your hips or one hand on your hip and the other gripping your neck. He sits up so he can stare at all your little expressions. He likes to have leverage so he can hit that spot that makes your eyes flutter.

Marc:

If you two are testing the waters or just not emotionally intimate he definitely has both hands on your thighs while he’s laying down. Once he’s comfortable however…. He’s trying to be as close as possible. One arm hooking under yours so he can grip your shoulder and the other on your thigh. He’s honestly just taking whatever skin he can reach.

Blue:

Orderly!Blue lives to see you ride. Club Owner!Blue however needs a lot of convincing. They both gravitate towards whatever soft bit of skin they can reach though. They grip onto the soft skin on your neck, hips, thighs, they especially love the meaty bit between the neck and the shoulder. He needs to sink his teeth into it.

Anselm:

He’s a lot like Blue and Marc in the way that he will hold onto any skin he can reach. He’s not as desperate though. He’s patient. He likes to sit against the headboard and just watch. Caressing your body oh so gently. That is until you start slowing down. Then he grips the meat of your hips telling you that you can do better than that. Oxygen tank is nearby.

Cecil Dennis:

We all love him. We’ve all come to accept that he isn’t the best at the whole ‘god in bed’ thing but I’ll be damned if he can’t make it up with desperation. He has one hand behind him and the other on your chest. Looking up at you and hoping you like it. He ruts into as fast as he can until you tell him to slow down. He cries if your pace is too slow for him.

I wish they had more colors

Johnathan Levy:

He does his best to be calm and collected. He starts with just two hands lightly holding onto your hips but he can’t keep it up for long. It starts with him sitting up planting his feet to rock into you. Eventually devolves into him holding you so he can just move your hips into a slow grind before he begins slamming his hips into yours. Similar to Anselm he keeps his inhaler nearby because our man has asthma.

[socialistexan]

I won't listen to a single "leftist" that says they are voting for RFK Jr or that voting for him is the"progressive alternative"

I'm sorry, but what about being an anti-vaxxer who thinks autism, AIDS, and gender dysphoria are caused by vaccines is progressive?

How is being even more extreme than Biden and almost as extreme as Trump in wanting to wipe out Palestinians off the face of the Earth leftist?

When did opposing the very idea of gender affirming care become something embraced by "progressive" people?

Why is a guy that pals around with Jordan Peterson, Alex Jones, and Tucker Carlson being touted by "leftists" as an alternative?

You're either a contrarian fool who hasn't done a single iota of research or you're just a closeted reactionary looking for a way to vote for someone who believes the same things as Trump without voting for Trump. This isn't even a horseshoe theory thing, I don't think RFJ Jr is a leftist, period. He's at best center-right.

I understand wanting a viable alternative to Biden and Trump, but we simply do not have one on the left (I learned my lesson, the Green Party isn't an alternative either), and frankly our political system can not ever allow a 3rd option in. Not in a conspiratorial way, but in a "the system was built to not effectively handle more than two options" way.

The choice is Biden or Trump. That's it. It sucks. I hate it. But that's the choice. Voting is not the only tool we have for making things better, but it is *a* tool. Organizing mutual aid, effective protest like organized boycotts and pressure campaigns, and building community is far more effective, but voting is still a tool and one that can make those other things easier to do. just throwing your hands up and saying you don't care or smugly saying "well I'm just going to vote for the contrarian option" doesn't do shit to help anyone.

[darkmaga-returns]

Today marks an important moment in American history with the confirmation of Robert Kennedy Jr. to the position of secretary of Health and Human Services.

As head of HHS, RFK Jr. can have profound impacts on not just matters of health, but, also, by bringing various bioterrorist eugenicists like Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates, their various Intelligence Industrial Complex coconspirators and BigPharma partners-in-crime to justice.

But there is fantastically strong opposition to RFJ Jr.’s nomination, with every single detractor being a BigPharma bought and paid for asset.

Let us start with RFK Jr.’s very own cousin, who wrote a letter to senators claiming that he was a “predator;” to wit:

[senatortedcruz]

RFK and Ethel got Taylor Swift to write a song about them. RFJ JR and Olivia Nuzzi get senatortedcruz poasts