#rfj

[jayke0]

RUFF RUF RUFFF RUFF

[godisarepublican]

[casinocarpediem]

• 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐀𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 •

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𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐣𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲

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• ── ⋆⋅♤♡♧◇⋅⋆ ── •

~ cis! Bottom! Cecil Dennis x Gender Neutral! Top! Reader (there's not enough content of my sweetheart so I'm taking it as my responsibility)

~ Cecil is a little drunk but not too drunk, he can still definitely consent at this state but he's just a little loopy (whether he has alcohol in his system or not he's always loopy anyways lmao)

~ kissing, humping, cock slapping, rubbing, some beer, jacking off, Cecil is a noisy boy, exhibitionism, semi public sex

~ drabble (short-ish)

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You're at a party with some friends. Some friends you barely even knew. Only popping in because of the alcohol here, and some house exploration. Its a good excuse to roam around places where you definitely shouldn't be going.

And then you meet Cecil. Sitting their on the couch, was he sleeping? Maybe he wa–... nevermind. He's definitely awake. Bottle brought to his mouth and all. You can't help but wander at his stupid outfit. That green old denim jacket and the same old grey sando that would show off his tits to the world. Like it didn't matter to Cecil. Oh, but it definitely mattered to you.

Walking up to him, you can't help but sweet talk him out. Convince him to follow you cause you know a place with more beer. (Technically, you weren't lying. The not so hidden storage room provided a lot of cheap booze and other snacks.)

Of course he says yes, with some small reluctance of not wanting to get off his comfy spot at the couch. He follows you. And you get there and pop a few beers while talking about life and catching up on things.

Eventually. You kiss him, which wasn't the first time anyways so Cecil wasn't as shocked. And it had turned into something a little more desperate. Like humping against each other, tongues sliding against each other so warm while you grope his tits and he squeezes your rear with the same excitement.

Eventually you get his pants off. Stroking his cock through his boxers while he leans his head back against the shelf. Not bothering to quiet down his noises despite the very threat that anybody could catch them. The music was louder anyways. Hand on his crotch, lightly stroking his dick while torturously thumbing the tip of his dick with the edge of your nail and he sobs softly. Leaning his head against your hair, because your face was busy burying itself in his neck. Biting the skin.

You hit him there, not too rough not too soft. Cecil's always been a good boy anyways, and he could take whatever you gave him. So he very pleasantly gasps, his hands squeezing your arm while he whines afterwards. Even the shock surprising him. Until it turns into sobs mixed with soft moaning when you hit him there again and again. Against his balls and his shaft.

That was enough teasing anyways, so you remove his hand and he fucking whimpers. Mourning for the loss of contact. But he quickly stops once you free his cock against the slight cold air of the storage room, shivers against the chill and starts moaning again when you strong his cock. So sensitive and so pink at the tip, basically just inviting you to come unravel him. Maybe in a while again, until the both of you two are in the mood and you'll bring him to a little motel and make him cum until he goes blind.

The mere thought has you squeezing his cock, he swears again. Panting like he's ran a marathon. Looking at you with the softest puppy eyes, it makes you pity him.

So you go a little faster, making sure to softly squeeze and rub his tip with your fingers and palm for even more sensation and to also spread his precum so that moving up and down became easier and easier.

He swears again. This time in a more whiney voice. Degrade him. Call him a bitch for it even, emphasizing on the idea that anybody could stop and walk in and see himself in such a depraved state.

He'll moan louder this time, legs squeezed together slightly as he cums. You jerk him off faster, completely milking him until theres nothing left to offer, covering the concrete floor with his kids.

What does this do? It leaves you with a very sleepy Cecil. So you kiss him on the forehead and he kisses you back and offer him a drive home back to his lovely girlfriend who offers you some chocolate cake for bringing him back home safe in one piece.

𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬.

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Ask Not: The Kennedys & the Women They Destroyed

JFK, Bobby/RFK Jr, Ted, RFK Sr, John John/JKF Jr

Presidential Candidate RFK Jr had his final revenge on Mary by digging up her coffin... 💔

[perenlop]

Last post reminds me of when I looked at Goodreads reviews for Rubyfruit Jungle (a book I personally do not like btw so I’m not stanning it) and it was largely just people complaining that the book didn’t have an explicit conclusive happy ending or that “the protagonist is rude” or even “this book is so scandalous wtf”

[jayke0]

Me with revenge for jolly

[socialistexan]

I won't listen to a single "leftist" that says they are voting for RFK Jr or that voting for him is the"progressive alternative"

I'm sorry, but what about being an anti-vaxxer who thinks autism, AIDS, and gender dysphoria are caused by vaccines is progressive?

How is being even more extreme than Biden and almost as extreme as Trump in wanting to wipe out Palestinians off the face of the Earth leftist?

When did opposing the very idea of gender affirming care become something embraced by "progressive" people?

Why is a guy that pals around with Jordan Peterson, Alex Jones, and Tucker Carlson being touted by "leftists" as an alternative?

You're either a contrarian fool who hasn't done a single iota of research or you're just a closeted reactionary looking for a way to vote for someone who believes the same things as Trump without voting for Trump. This isn't even a horseshoe theory thing, I don't think RFJ Jr is a leftist, period. He's at best center-right.

I understand wanting a viable alternative to Biden and Trump, but we simply do not have one on the left (I learned my lesson, the Green Party isn't an alternative either), and frankly our political system can not ever allow a 3rd option in. Not in a conspiratorial way, but in a "the system was built to not effectively handle more than two options" way.

The choice is Biden or Trump. That's it. It sucks. I hate it. But that's the choice. Voting is not the only tool we have for making things better, but it is *a* tool. Organizing mutual aid, effective protest like organized boycotts and pressure campaigns, and building community is far more effective, but voting is still a tool and one that can make those other things easier to do. just throwing your hands up and saying you don't care or smugly saying "well I'm just going to vote for the contrarian option" doesn't do shit to help anyone.

[jayke0]

Sorry but Cecil's 5 inches at MOST

And i don't mind 😏😏

[senatortedcruz]

RFK and Ethel got Taylor Swift to write a song about them. RFJ JR and Olivia Nuzzi get senatortedcruz poasts

[casinocarpediem]

Cecil "*distracted, looking at the wedding platter of food*

Harry: ... you wanna continue??

Cecil: yes–

Harry: 's alright

Cecil: got a lil hungry

Harry: we just ate????

Cecil: I said I'm sorry 😒" Dennis

[bjjandbj]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFj-NFIswQc

[jayke0]

THE CECIL ONE I'M LOOSING IT

How different Oscar Isaac Characters hold you while you’re riding NSFW

Just had a few thoughts

Steven:

Steven is a tits guy. Guy or girl he’s sitting up so his face is buried in your chest using both hands to push your pecks/breasts closer to his face. He’s messy. Spit is everywhere and you’re both going to need a bath later. You will have to do most of the work because this man is too lost in the sauce to do anything other than mouth at your chest and tell you how pretty he thinks you are.

Jake:

He differentiates between two options, both hands on your hips or one hand on your hip and the other gripping your neck. He sits up so he can stare at all your little expressions. He likes to have leverage so he can hit that spot that makes your eyes flutter.

Marc:

If you two are testing the waters or just not emotionally intimate he definitely has both hands on your thighs while he’s laying down. Once he’s comfortable however…. He’s trying to be as close as possible. One arm hooking under yours so he can grip your shoulder and the other on your thigh. He’s honestly just taking whatever skin he can reach.

Blue:

Orderly!Blue lives to see you ride. Club Owner!Blue however needs a lot of convincing. They both gravitate towards whatever soft bit of skin they can reach though. They grip onto the soft skin on your neck, hips, thighs, they especially love the meaty bit between the neck and the shoulder. He needs to sink his teeth into it.

Anselm:

He’s a lot like Blue and Marc in the way that he will hold onto any skin he can reach. He’s not as desperate though. He’s patient. He likes to sit against the headboard and just watch. Caressing your body oh so gently. That is until you start slowing down. Then he grips the meat of your hips telling you that you can do better than that. Oxygen tank is nearby.

Cecil Dennis:

We all love him. We’ve all come to accept that he isn’t the best at the whole ‘god in bed’ thing but I’ll be damned if he can’t make it up with desperation. He has one hand behind him and the other on your chest. Looking up at you and hoping you like it. He ruts into as fast as he can until you tell him to slow down. He cries if your pace is too slow for him.

I wish they had more colors

Johnathan Levy:

He does his best to be calm and collected. He starts with just two hands lightly holding onto your hips but he can’t keep it up for long. It starts with him sitting up planting his feet to rock into you. Eventually devolves into him holding you so he can just move your hips into a slow grind before he begins slamming his hips into yours. Similar to Anselm he keeps his inhaler nearby because our man has asthma.

[platonic-activity]

RFJ Jr. Is out here threatening to fire 600 people from the agencies that provide my funding and all I can do is sit here and watch so excuse me while I bury myself is sickly sweet MSR fanfic

[ask-enstars]

Ask box is open!

[What’s an ask blog?]

Send asks to any (or all!) of the available idols, and receive a drawn reply! All art is by the Producer (a.k.a. mod, or mun, or whatever you call it in your own little corner of this damp, damp swamp we call a planet)

Announcing the four ES idols who will be accepting asks for now🥳🥳����

1. Natsume Sakasaki

Natsume: overjoyed, positively Thrilled, just absolutely Exhilarated to be sitting here in this chair Right now

2. Hinata Aoi

Hinata: Hello everybody!! I’m Aoi Hinata from Cosmic Production, one half of 2wink along with my amazing and talented little brother Yuuta! Please mark your calendars for this Saturday at 8:25 PM, when you should tune in to Channel 4 to see us bake to the finish line on the Great British Baking Show!

Natsume: ...isn’t it “Bake Off”?

Hinata: WHAT

3. Mika Kagehira

Mika: ..................................................................................

4. Leo Tsukinaga

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[yeah-thats-probably-it]

#what i love about this is that to bertie it's a foregone conclusion that it's Their Car#it isn't 'you should take the car' it's 'why on earth would you take the train? we've got a car you know!'#the employer-employee relationship has become the thinnest possible fiction for married behaviour#and honestly this is making me feel a lot better about the spinoza thing. like. to bertie being mindful of jeeves is just normal.#why WOULDN'T he take the car. it's easier. bertie might not have remembered to tell jeeves to take the car#if jeeves hadn't told him when the train was leaving but it isn't because bertie doesn't care. he just assumes jeeves would take the car.#the guy had to order the spinoza. we know we don't see a lot of the conversations they have and basically all they do whenever there isn't#any plot going on is talk to each other about daily news literature history whatever jeeves is reading.#so it seems a lot more likely that we just didn't see that bit of communication happening than it is for bertie to forget briefly about#the book he wanted to give jeeves and then decide oh well let's hold onto it until christmas. because that doesn't make any sense - that's#a level of unthinking that's more about 'well who cares' than about 'i had a very busy few days and was at my aunts place so i couldn't#pick up your book'#the same in regards to bertie interrupting jeeves - because he (iirc) usually only does it when Something Is Going On#he likes hearing jeeves talk about poetry! he asks about his family! but he doesnt want to hear about jeeves aunts while he's In A Situatio#(and honestly. 1) jeeves sometimes has very bad timing. see the bicycle story. the 'cheesewright is going to crush you like a fly' thing.#the 'that's a lot of money you're owing and captain biggar is not patient' thing from RFJ. he just gets a little carried away#2) having started tally ho (thank you for recommending it btw!) this is so incredibly stressful. like. i have been underestimating#just how stressful the situations bertie gets into are. jeeves must have nerves of steel. we know that bertie does not.#and if i had to deal with not even an unwanted engagement but just a situation like 'this guy's fake moustache might fall off after#i went to some lengths to smuggle him in' and someone tried to talk to me about their aunt i would also think that This Is Not The Moment.#Can't You See Everyone Here Is An Idiot And I'm Somehow Responsible. this is the most stressed i've been in my life. (i am having a lot of#fun aside from and during the stressful! it's just stressful af) so really bertie should get a break for that#very long story short this is absolutely married behaviour

tags from @noandnooneelse

While we’re on the subj. of Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit, this earlier scene drives me insane too, because speaking in just black and white, contractual terms, Bertie, you literally DO have the option? You’re the only one who has an option in this situation. You have the power to tell him he can’t go, you are literally his employer. And then he offers Jeeves use of the car to go to London, even though Jeeves never would’ve asked! Married behavior! Married behavior!!! This is the sort of negotiation spouses have with each other, we are fully out of the realm of master/servant now