#reylo crack

[reyreybutt]

Reylo AU where Rey is Ben's secret vampire girlfriend.

[thesirenbanshee]

Behold, “Chapter 15”! 😸

TITLE: A Force of a Different Color

RATING: Explicit

SUMMARY: 

“What is your favorite animal and your favorite color? Is it a lion, and purple? Or perhaps a porg, and blue? And, more importantly, what is your soulmate’s favorite animal and color? You’ll find out the answer when your soulmate is born . . . because you’ll suddenly shapeshift into whichever animal and color your soulmate loves best. Which can get really annoying really quickly, as ten-year-old Ben Solo learns one day when poof, he turns into a pink bunny.

Or, the crack-canonverse-shapeshifter-soulmate AU that makes, like, zero sense.”

[pulpwriterx]

OUTLAWS

Ben Solo had a rough night.

He had made a lot of money, because people at the Mos Eisley Cantina who didn't know him bet on the Wookiee he fought.

In the light of day, sober and hung over, Ben was glad to have the money, but he had no idea what the fight had been about.

Speaking of the light of day?

Why the fark was he awake

BB-9E was zooming around his bedroom, bleeping and tootling so excitedly that Ben hardly knew what he was saying.

Something about somebody burying or dumping something in his sandy front yard.

Swearing, Ben got out of bed, and got his blaster rifle off the wall.

He opened the window, squinted at the figure squatting on the ground and fired a warning shot.

\*\*\*

Rey's solemn reverie and meditation on the death of the entire Skywalker family was interrupted by a blaster bolt smashing into the sand just in front of here.

"Kriff!" she exclaimed, and jumped up.

"I thought you said nobody had lived here for a long time!" Rey said to the elderlywoman.

"I wasn't done talking yet. I was about to say that the old Skywalker place is occupied again. And the man who lives there isn't fond of trespassers."

Another shot.

"Hey! You! Leave Mrs. Baker alone and get off my land! Dig that shit up and get the fark out of here! I'm setting the rifle to stun and I won't miss the next time!"

Rey knew that voice.

She smiled, in spite of herself.

"He's got a horrible temper. And he's moody, and self-absorbed. I hate myself for loving him. But? He's also the finest man in the whole damn Galaxy."

Mrs. Baker shrugged.

"He's a Skywalker, dear. They're all like that."

Rey turned toward the abandoned-looking farm house.

"How the hell are you still alive? What's it going to take to kill you?" She shouted

"A hell of a lot more than you and anybody in your farkled-up family can do, sweetheart!"

"I'm coming in!"

The rifle went back inside the window, and it shut.

As she and BB-8 got closer to the Skywalker farm, the door opened and Ben leaned in the doorway.

He had grown a beard, his hair was longer, and he was barefoot and dressed only in a bathrobe.

But he was smiling at her, again.

"I hate you, you miserable bastard!" Rey told him, as she walked under his arm, and through the door.

"I know. I have an interesting new scar where you ran me through with my own lightsaber. While you're on your knees, about to suck my dick? I'd like you to kiss my scar, first."

"Fark you, flyboy. You can eat my whole entire ass."

"Really? I'd love to. You were just never into butt stuff, before

Ben shut the door.

\*\*\*

He took off his robe and hung it up.

"Can you please put that robe back on? And stop saying filthy things to me in your black y-fronts!"

BB-8 and BB-9E we're having a happy reunion.

They both zoomed off to the kitchen.

Ben smirked at Rey.

"You're so cute when you're all angry and sweaty. What if I just get down on my knees and lick your pussy, right here in the foyer, and you can call me names and pull my hair and come on me. I love it when you do that."

"Ben, I..."

"See my new scar you gave me? I had it tattooed."

The tattoo was of a bleeding heart with an arrow through the scar.

The heart said "Rey" and "Always."

And?

Ben was having a special event in his y-fronts.

Rey didn't have a lot of experience with men, other than this horny, impossible fool.

Most of her sexual experience was with a dildo she had bought on Jakku from a Rodian peddler.

But?

Neither the one other man she'd been with or her toy ever made her feel like Ben did.

"Why are you so horny?" She insisted.

"You know me. I'm always angry and horny. I really do want you to kiss my scar. I don't know why."

Rey shoved him away.

"What about what I want?"

"Anything you want, sweetheart. Anything."

"I want a bath. And some food. And I need to sleep."

"Okay. I will make you food. And you can use the refresher. And my bed is yours? But first. You have to kiss my scar, and suck my dick, and let me lick every drop of sweat off your hot little body. Especially your dirty little pussy!"

“Ben. Why are you like this? I want a bath. And some food. And I need to sleep. And once I have had a bath and some food and we are in bed together? We’ll see.”

Now he was mad.

“We’ll see? We’ll see? We’re a Dyad in the Force, we’re in love, and I’m your first, last and only boyfriend,  back from the dead, and all I get is we’ll see?”

Rey got angry, too.

“Yeah! We’ll see, you selfish son of a bitch! I have been deeply in mourning for you for four months! Four months! Wandering around the Galaxy with BB-8, taking transport ships, and odd jobs as a scavenger and just drifting! Trying to get used to being alone, again, after everyone I came to love over the past year farkling died! And you’ve been here, all along? This place is really nice, inside! Look at that bantha leather furniture! It’s the middle of the day and you were asleep! Didn’t you ever even think about me? Once?”

Ben pointed his finger in her face.

“I farkling thought about you all the time! I figured you would be a Senator by now? It’s not exactly safe for me to wander around the Core Worlds, is it? I was trying to think of a way to contact you without calling attention to myself so the Republic Senate or whoever the fuck wouldn’t throw my ass in jail for the next hundred years!” he shouted.

Rey suddenly smelled food from the kitchen.

Eggs, and bacon.

“OK, Round One is over. Breakfast time.”

Rey knew that voice.

The color drained from her skin.

“Yeah. That’s right! I didn’t kill the Old Man! I ran him through the fleshy part of his side, guided him into the carbonite freezing chamber and kept him here, safe, until the war was over.”

Rey stalked into the kitchen.

“And you unfroze him, first thing? Han? Did Ben unfreeze you, first thing?”

“Almost. He went to the bar at Tosche Station and got smashed, and then he came back here and unfroze me. He was crying, drunk and confused. The kid has no farkling idea why he isn’t dead. Tell her, Junior.”

Ben sat at the table.

“I remember you crying. And then it was cold and dark, but as I fell asleep. I felt warm and happy. The next thing I knew? I woke up here, in my bed. I felt like a speeder bus hit me, but? All my wounds were healed and I had fresh scars. I went to Tosche Station, to the tavern, and I ate something, and got drunk, and I unfroze the Old Man. I had all this weird extra Force energy that wasn’t mine that I couldn’t absorb, so I used it to heal his minor wounds. I didn’t know what to do, Rey. I never made plans for the future. I didn’t think I would have one.”

Han brought the food to the table.

Rey stabbed at her eggs, and jammed bacon into her fist, taking bites from each.

Ben bent low over the table, crouching over his plate, and although he ate with utensils, he shovelled his food into his mouth.

"Cute couple. OK, kids. Some of us gotta get to work, today. Ben, I hafta go talk to that asshole Fett, make sure our agreements are still good, and give him his cut of your last bounty. I'm taking all your weapons and Rey's with me in the speeder. And Rey? The couch and chairs were Boba Fett's. The kid is his new favorite person. He bought some new shit, so he gave us the old shit."

"Niner! Help me do the dishes." Ben shouted for his droid.

He got up.

"After this? We'll hit the 'fresher and then get some sleep. Eventually."

TO BE CONTINUED 

[rey-jake-therapist]

Awful marriage proposals, the hall of Shame

Darcy, first proposal to Elizabeth :

Insults her family, implies he's stupid to propose her, and basically says she's lucky he loves her despite the "inferiority of her birth". Lovely, I wonder why it didn't work...

2. Kylo Ren, proposal to Rey

Nothing says "true love" more than a man who starts his love confession by telling the girl he likes she's not worth shit "except for him" because her parents were losers who sold her for drinking money, right? Rey was totally crying of happiness. Sure.

3. Sauron, proposal to Galadriel

"Darling, if you don't marry me, your people will all die, darkness will cover the world and I'll tell everyone it was your fault"

Guys I'm not sure, but I think we've got a winner !

What a bunch of losers...

[eagna-eilis]

Star Wars Characters at a Family Wedding in Ireland

ANAKIN - Gets extremely nostalgic about his own wedding and makes his adult twin children groan in embarrassment. Is in such a good mood that he isn't even mad when Leia calls him a fascist for voting Fine Gael, and manages to give his grandson an effective pep talk.

PADMÉ - So resplendent that the bride is almost jealous but honestly how could you be upset with her she's just so nice. Gets giggly tipsy over dinner and waltzes with C3P0 afterwards. Touches up literally everyone's makeup for them throughout the night and does a better job than the actual makeup artist.

OBI-WAN - Waits til the night is winding down then magically locates a squeezebox, fiddle, a guitar, and a tin whistle and hands them out to start a sessiún. The sing-song goes on until 5am and it's all his fault. His signature song is 'The Lass of Aughrim' because it makes him feel all literary.

R2D2 - Has at least four too many double Jamesons and literally starts arguing with the wall. Shmii finds him passed out under a table the next morning, wherein he swears he's not drinking until Christmas.

C3P0 - Wrecks the heads of the hotel staff over dinner with all his requests, to the point of embarrassing the other people at his table. Conducts impromptu ballroom dancing lessons while the band plays and charms the pants off everyone with his patient explanations of how to foxtrot.

LANDO - Pulls out a deck of cards and starts a game of 21s in the corner. Absolutely swindles everyone. It's okay though because he puts his winnings behind the bar so nobody has to pay for their drinks after that.

AHSOKA - Brings enough weed to share with a chosen few, like an absolute queen. Ends up hanging out in the loo for ages rolling for herself, Sabine, Maz, Kanan, and eventually Ben. Despite her relative stillness and quiet, she enjoys the music more than basically anybody else and people will quote her fondly slagging Anakin over dinner for the next 20 years.

SABINE - Camera queen who tries to look like she isn't enjoying herself. Fools nobody because she keeps grinning and snort-laughing. Her photos are a thousand times better than the photographer's and are the ones that the couple use for their album.

HERA - Helps Leia gang up on Anakin about politics because goddamn it, Leia isn't wrong. Hands out isotonic powder sachets and paracetamols to everyone before they go up to bed. They're gonna need it.

EZRA - Gets so hyper after consuming so much 7up that Hera has to send him to bed before the DJ takes over from the band. Sneaks down later for the cocktail sausages.

DIN DJARIN - Couldn't get a babysitter so he's tucked up at home watching The Late Late and hate-tweeting it.

GROGU - fell asleep in front of The Late Late. Delighted when somebody brings wedding cake to the house the following day.

KANAN - Literally will not be at peace until the DJ plays Kenny Rodgers' 'The Gambler' because it's not a wedding without it. Once that's done he insists on 'Come On Eileen'. Somebody's gotta be the keeper of the flame of tradition, after all.

CHEWBACCA - Requests all the group dances. Rock the Boat, The Siege of Ennis, The Macarena, The Walls of Limerick, Chain Reaction. Bullies everyone into joining in, except Ben who is the absolute antithesis of craic.

LUKE - Every wedding requires at least one merrily drunk uncle and Luke does not disappoint. Suit jacket? Gone. Top buttons? Open. Tie? It's now around his head while he stands on a chair playing air guitar to 'Hotel California'. Ends up puking in a flower pot. Iconic.

LEIA - Would have been okay if she stuck to wine all night but a single gin and tonic on top of the shitty hotel merlot and suddenly she's having an hour-and-a-half political argument with Anakin. Embarrasses the hell out of her parents, brother, and son by smooching Han repeatedly while dancing.

HAN - Organises the pre-ceremony pints. His sotto-voce asides are funnier than anything in the speeches. Quietly sings along to 'Brown Eyed Girl' by Van Morrison in Leia's ear while they dance, prompting all that smooching.

FINN - Sneaks into the hotel's public bar to check the hurling scores on the telly then reports them back to all the lads. Keeps his wits about him regards alcohol so he can take care of Poe later but eats so much cake he feels sick.

POE - Holds court in the bar, telling long anecdotes about his life that are only 75% true. Dances and flirts with all the aunties and nanas and makes them feel great about themselves. It doesn't convince Ahsoka to give him a spliff, though, because she is immune to his charms.

ROSE - The boomers yell at her for getting the DJ to play 'Celtic Symphony' by the Wolfe Tones, but she calls them hypocrites who are oozing postcolonial shame. Anakin offers to adopt her because now she's the centre of the politics argument. Knocks it out of the park at the sing-song because she knows all the words to at least 20 rebel songs.

MAZ - The first to place her handbag down on the dancefloor so as to coax the other nanas onto the floor. Jovially flirts with every man over 18 and under 60 that isn't her blood relation. Asks Poe to marry her.

REY - Finishes at least three other people's dinners. Sings along very loudly to every song that the band AND the DJ plays. Can't dance at all but it doesn't stop her. Should probably check on Ben because she knows what he's like but decides that tonight he's his family's responsibility. Loses her entire shit when ABBA plays.

BEN - Zero craic, God help the poor craytur. Drinks brandy as an affectation and starts quoting James Joyce after four of them. Gets extremely mopey after brandy number six and ends up having a long heart to heart with his Grandda Ani. Cries then throws up. Auntie 'Soka gives him a joint to settle his tummy. Subsequently feels better and then knocks everyone's socks off singing 'Raglan Road'.

SHMII - Begs off the party at 10pm because she's 97 years old. Still makes sure that everybody takes their hangover down to breakfast the following morning for a Big Feed of rasher-sausage-and-pudding, and maybe hair of the dog if they're desperate.

[samantha-and-her-chaotic-desires]

Um

Crack ships ARE proships

Since....when? /genq

[affidecrystal]

One (Won) by CoraRiley

Tasked with saving the Galaxy, Rey and her ragtag team of Resistance companions faced insurmountable odds against Emperor Palpatine and his evil regime. That was, until, her Dream Guardian pierced through the veil to offer his help. Now knowing the truth of what he really is, will she push her fears aside and bind herself to him to ensure their victory?

Or what I like to call the Reylo/Baldur’s Gate 3 crack crossover no one asked for 😂😂😂. It’s a monster fucker one-shot for those that aren’t entirely into monster fucking. Intrigued? Want to give it a go? Click HERE to read the newest Reylo one-shot from Veteran Reylo Writer CoraRiley.

[mfshipbracket]

Can confirm one Reylo vote was bc this one right here could not bring themself to vote for Adam and Eve. Kudos for picking a good picture for them though.

yeah!! i won’t go publishin all of these unless ghost mod weighs in on em too but we got a few ppl saying the same :) completely fair and understandable reasons to not vote for them and y’all definitely aren’t alone in the anti-religion (read: christian) sentiment <3

and ya shout out to the ask requesting the use of good omens adam & eve . is it sacrilegious to say wowza! awooga! *eyes pop out with a boiiiing sound and turn into hearts*

THIS BEING SAID probably not gonna get too heated here in religious debating etc! bonus round is just for fun and a reward for having fun alongside us. say whatever u want in the tags tho i don’t care

[shmisolo]

tfw suddenly inspiration

he's bigger, stronger; his lips are thicker than hers, his tongue fiercer; but rey has waited all her life for nothing, this impetuous huge fish knows nothing of patience.

you think you can beat me? he had bubbled at her through the water, his dark scales glinting red in the light of the crystals that surrounded them. she hadn't given him time to respond: she'd gone in, locking her lips to his.

a kiss of death, the seasongs called it. there were stories of fish who died, lips locked, determined not to be defeated. rey had only had to try it twice in her life, and both times, the other fish had faltered long before she'd been tempted to. their weakness had gotten the better of them. rey refuses to be the weaker fish now. that's why she had kissed him.

she is never the weaker fish. she can be patient; she can die before she'd break the kiss. especially when it had the unexpected benefit of making him shut up.

his tongue, like hers, is sharp. he's good with it too; it dances around hers, darting and pressing, trying to shove her own back towards her throat, to distract her into breaking the kiss. he continues their little duel in her mouth and she lets him. he will tire himself out soon with all that movement. rey can wait.

his eyes bulge, big and black in his eyes. there's a gleam of red to them too, but also, when she deflects his latest tongue foray almost lazily, a moment of shock, a moment of fear.

he doesn't know what he's up against.

he thinks he can frighten her, but this is a battle of wills and it's not long before his tongue falters.

is your will giving out? she wonders at him.

it's as if he hears her, the way his tongue redoubles his efforts, and in his renewed foray...

heat. boiling, blasting heat like the water over the undersea volcanoes to the south, like the empty shallows to the west that stretch on for miles and miles, where her parents were supposed to come find her again but never did. this heat isn't outside her, though, it's within her.

his tail lashes back and forth, and hers matches it. her tongue catches his and presses it back into his mouth. this time, when his jeweled dark eyes flash, she wonders if he feels the heat too. she wonders if he is growing impatient, if he wants the kiss to end.

she's not sure she does. not just because she wants to beat him, but because she's not sure she wants the heat to end. she doesn't want to go back to the cold, dark, lonely ocean. not when she's found someone who flashes in the dark and who meets her kiss of death with passion and patience.

their tongues slow. the dance gets lazier, the kiss somehow deeper. she notices the taste of his soul. she wonders if she imagines the loneliness there, or if it is her own. in his eyes, she sees understanding begin to dawn. maybe even sympathy.

this time, when his tongue touches hers, it is gentle. the barbs on the edge of it don't hurt her. he is reaching for her and she—she's reaching for him too.

it's frightening, the idea that it won't be patience that shatters this battle for dominance. she wants to break away from him, to speak to him again, to see what that understanding in his eyes means, to hear him bubble at her that she's not alone.

she's not ready to face that, though. because what if it isn't real, what if she is still alone? what if all this is a tactic to unnerve her and overpower her. who needs to break her patience if he can break her resolve?

he won't break her resolve. if that understanding and gentleness means anything, he'll have to pull away first.

until then, he'll wait with her. he'll wait for her.

[queenofcarrots]

After they defeat Palpatine and escape from Exegol together, Rey and Ben make their way to Dagobah. When Rey leaves Ben there to check in with the Resistance, something goes terribly wrong. Will their love survive?

✨Death and Reincarnation 💖Love conquers all 🔥Ben's a planet but they find a way

A Canon-Divergent Swamp Thing AU in which Ben becomes Dagobah and then he and Rey have sex aka PLANETLO

[heaven-s-black-box]

Clean up- Reylo

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Recovery date: July 15th, 2022

Description: N/a

Notes: An entry from my 2022 research project into the universe of Star Wars. You can find the next entry here.

Word count: 359

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“You come here often,” Rey grinned, leaning over the bench press Ben was using.

He took a deep breath as he set the bar back into place and tilted his head back to look at Rey.

“No, but my girlfriend does and I lost a bet.”

“Wooow, you really love me, don’t you.”

Ben sat up and Rey came around to stand in front of him, arms crossed.

The weight room was empty aside from them, it was the weird part of the morning where the early crowd had left and the later morning crowd had yet to arrive. The best part of the day according to Rey because almost all the equipment hadn’t been used yet. There’s just something nice about not having to triple check the equipment before use, she’d said when Ben had whined about going in so early. He had to agree there, the bench press hadn’t been sweaty or on some odd weight when he’d gone to use it.

“Look,” he placed his hands on her hips as she glared down at him playfully, “when I said loser gets to pick the next date, I didn’t expect you to wipe the floor with me.” Rey opened her mouth. “Yes, yes, I should’ve listened to Poe and Finn but you know I think they’d lose at hide and seek. I didn’t think just because you beat them you’d beat me.”

“Are you saying you have no faith in my skills as a driver?”

“I’m saying I’ve seen you try to drive a warthog, and a mongoose, and a ghost- really everything you drive usually ends up on its side, blown up, or over a cliff.”

“Okay, I’m just going to leave you here.”

Rey turned towards one of the doors, but not the door back to the changeroom where she’d just come from.

“No, come on! I’m kidding,” he called after her.

“The boxing ring is this way,” she said, turning towards him and pointing over her shoulder. “I’m going to warm up, I suggest you do the same. Of course, it’s not going to stop me from wiping the floor with you… again.”

[reyreybutt]

WELCOME TO THE TAKOYAKIVERSE

Presenting to you all, the totally unnecessary takoyaki/tentacle #Reylo AU. #CRACKALERT PLS FORGIV: Rey is a takoyaki vendor who works at the pier; Kylo is the King of the octopuses. This is the ultimate enemies to lovers story.

[thesirenbanshee]

“Chapter 16” is up, and Ben and Rey finally get to meet in person! 🥳🥳🥳

TITLE: A Force of a Different Color

RATING: Explicit

SUMMARY: 

“What is your favorite animal and your favorite color? Is it a lion, and purple? Or perhaps a porg, and blue? And, more importantly, what is your soulmate’s favorite animal and color? You’ll find out the answer when your soulmate is born . . . because you’ll suddenly shapeshift into whichever animal and color your soulmate loves best. Which can get really annoying really quickly, as ten-year-old Ben Solo learns one day when poof, he turns into a pink bunny.

Or, the crack-canonverse-shapeshifter-soulmate AU that makes, like, zero sense.”

[friendamedes]

text (from the interview tamsyn did with tumblr):

I find all ships intriguing. I’ve spent too long in these mines. No ship is too problematic or cracky for me. My only hope is to out-fandom fandom by presenting them with ships more problematic and crack-filled than they do (I will not; fandom always wins). In these tiresome days where ship wars have been taking on airs, as is my understanding, of virtue versus sin (I don’t even know what Bakudeku is and yet I feel sorry for anyone who ships it; I didn’t ship Reylo because it wasn’t messed-up enough and feel the same), I hope the Locked Tomb fandom is just accepting that all shipping is batshit and every ship is just as bad as the next. Gideon x Harrow is just as bad as Teacher x Crux is as bad as Hot Sauce x Cytherea the First is as bad as Camilla x Juno Zeta is as bad as Silas x Every Asht Brother (actually, I wrote the Asht brothers in an unrelated piece that’ll never see the light of day and imo they’ve suffered enough, but). 

some of you should hear this again.

edit: i'm a campal, good lord, please be nice & polite abt campals on THIS post too. thank you very much.

[gleefullypolin]

My top 10 ships

I haven't done this in forever, and I was bored and didn't feel like working so.....felt like an appropriate thing to do instead.

My top 10 ships!

#1 Polin - Bridgerton

Did you really anticipate anyone else being at my top spot? Friends to lovers....Swoon! They have my heart, soul, and life. I literally love a girl who knows what she wants and a man who loves the fuck out of her like no other so this is like porn and comfort. Give me everything tonight and more!

#2 Captain Swan - OUAT

If you aren't going to give me friends to lovers, I'll move over to Enemies and find my kind because holy hot out of hell, there is nothing better than Captain Hook and his smolder winning over Emma Swan. Fuck that man can burn! Years after that show ended and I can still sit in them and ruminate and catch myself on fire.

#3 Clois - Smallville

There have been a lot of different Lois and Clark's out there, but none have been Erica Durance and Tom Welling. I've never been so happy and angry with a show in all my life. I used to wish so much against Lana Lang that I am embarrassed my own behavior. But I truly loved the banter and way these two brought these characters to live. It was marvelous.

#4 Reylo - Star Wars

Being a Reylo shipper was like being sentenced to death and hell all at the same time for many years. We were bullied, tortured, shat on, and then given everything we wanted in 30 seconds only for them to fucking KILL HIM after a sacrifice. I have never both smiled, cried, and then curled into a ball in a theater so quickly that I wanted to die before. Even my family ridiculed me. It was torture but I still live there. I still ship it and you cannot make me stop!!

#5 Fitzsimmons - Agents of Shield

The brilliant science couple put through so much that even they thought they were cursed. Pushed to find each other across time and space, kidnapped into a matrix, forced to fight one another, half the couple killed, duplicate versions of themselves, but champions of the hug, star crossed and so full of love. Friends to lovers, he fell first, she fell harder and GOD I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR!

#6 Starpollo - Battlestar Galactica

A couple who knew how to tear out my heart, throw it to the ground, and then trample it with their feet to ashes. While Lee and Kara were not destined to end up together, they damn sure made it hard not to want them to find a way. They truly loved each other more than anyone they were with in the show, but guilt always found a way to fuck that up for them. God it hurt to love you two.

#7 Romanogers - Marvel Universe

Let's talk crack ships because oh how they break your heart. But it is glorious. This one is mine. I will forever love Nat and Steve and I will live in the space and time that they were on the road together living their lives without a banner. Because you can't tell me what they got up to! I refuse to believe you! But let's not talk about how it all ended because my heart still hurts and I don't like to talk about it!

#8 Finchel - Glee

Since I'm already ripping my heart out, let's go all the way with it. Finchel has always been that ship that tears my heart to shreds. I was all in from the characters to the actors and I'll never honestly get over it. I'll probably always bleed Finn and Rachel, Cory and Lea. And I'll never be able to talk about it to normal people. It was something I lived, breathed, and honestly part of me died with. So I think that's enough of that.

#9 Caryl - The Walking Dead

You can call this whatever it is, some say crack ship, I say...otherwise. It's my ship of ships for TWD. It's my coming home ship. Because that's what they are to each other. They are love. No one tell me otherwise, I live there, I love there. So do they. Deal with it.

#10 Roschel - Friends

Look, say what you want, but I stayed home on Thursday nights just to watch whether they would or wouldn't. Nothing grabbed me like these two. They were lobsters, they were on a break, I didn't give a fuck what it was, only that they had me in a chokehold and that's what I realized what shipping was. Because dammit, I wanted whatever feeling it was. And thus the 9 people above because the passion I sought. So bless it, they needed to be here.

And there you have it, my top 10 ships! Hope you enjoyed! Feel free to add your own :)

[olderthannetfic]

https://www.tumblr.com/olderthannetfic/750248437989113856/as-a-proshipper-reylo-is-my-worst-enemy-i-hate-it

i havent seen reylos calling it 'healthy' (not saying it didn't happen at all just that it's not nearly that common, at least not in the reylo circles i frequent), but what i have seen that was hilarious is anidala shippers calling reylo 'domestic abuse' (and therefore bad to ship) without the slightest hint of irony.

like, there are lots of things you could say about rey and kylo's dynamic! 'domestic abuse' is not one of them, particularly not when you ship the pairing where a man force-choked his pregnant wife right there on screen lol and the funny thing is that reylo is about as vanilla as it is possible for enemies-to-lovers to get without descending into kids show territory. the writing in the movies, especially the third, is bad, but their actual dynamic is........he kidnaps her, they have a power struggle where she manages to overpower him and escape, and then they have a bunch of lightsaber fights and are on more or less equal footing the entire rest of their shared screen time in the sequels.

and there is ample foundation for AUs where they could have had a much healthier dynamic, since 'ben solo' AUs are easy fruit to pluck! of course, you could also make them SO much worse, and that's my personal preference.

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It always cracks me up when fandoms think that enemies fighting each other while not being in a relationship (or not yet) are somehow domestic abuse. They aren't even abuse, but they sure as fuck aren't domestic.